TheRkyeet

I was abandoned at birth due to my strange blue hair and left in an underground village to be brought up by a Nunnery full of Nuns. I left them at an early age because I rejected their faith and stumbled across a fairly stark-coloured City, in which I Ran for several years. After that, I joined an underground resistance against Brittania, despite being from a pretty well-off colony myself (please don't tell them) and basked in the awesomeness of our leader's intellect. I then left, as I had more important things to free than Japan, and followed a certain Orange-sunglasses-wearing man, but left, grief-stricken after he died. I became a lonely wanderer, traveling through Loathsome Kingdoms and fighting demonic Danes, but never with any sort of direction. It was in this dark time that I met Claire, who I then named my first Pokémon, Claire the Crobat after. She led me to Corna, where I battled for my survival and grammatical integrity, before moving to the (slightly) more sane region of Hoenn. It was here that I met Claire the Crobat, and she served me well until she was tragically killed by a rogue jet engine- please don't ask me to explain, it's too much for me...
I then moved away to the Mabase area, only to leave promptly because of a giant robot infestation or something- I don't know, I was evacuated.
Eventually, I settled in the grammatically sound and reasonably witty region of Visbu, where my competitive 12-type battling system quickly brought me to the top of the league. I remain the last member of the Elite four there for two reasons.
One, I just can't seem to beat James, the Champion.
Two, The pay is good. The thing is, not many people actually get to the champion. I reckon it's financially best to be the second, because then you get to pick off the new challengers who think that they can beat anyone, just because they have reasonably high leveled things, but get quite badly hurt in the first round. After several years of frustrating defeats at James' hands I became bored and moved to Tokyo, where I joined a small group of troubled youths who had rejected the monotonous city lifestyle in favour of a more exiting existence fighting the restraints that the government placed upon them. Armed with only cans of spray paint and indefatigable hearts, we wage war upon those who wish to tame them!
But enough about me.
I want to know about you guys!

There's such a thing?

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