MagIS MayheM is BACK!!!
Tervarians, great news!!! I've now changed my pants! Hoo-hah!
Good grief, to think you still poop your pants at your age... eww!
What the hell, Magistelle! You just came back here and that's all you have to say about my new pants?
Uhh, can we just move on to more important updates...?
F-fine! The hell, what got your panties in a knot?! Well anyways, we got a report from Westream City that the foreign Pokémon clones in Rune Desert have stopped their rampage right after the Mewtwo in Sunfalzen was defeated! Which means, this crisis is officially over at last!!!
However, this incident seems to be more than it meets the eye...
What do you mean?
The Research Department confirmed that the fallen Mewtwo earlier is also a clone... and a low-level one at that, which was probably made only to guide the rampaging Water-type Pokémon...
Figures... I knew it was too good to be true for a Mewtwo to get oneshotted like that. What happened to Tohwyrm after that?
Well, Tohwyrm flew further to the East... oh, I almost forgot! Champion Valeria came shortly after Tohwyrm left and-
WHAT?! You should have said that from the start! How the hell could you forget about Valeria?! You suck! What did she say?
I-I'm sorry!!! T_T W-well... she said something about summoning Tohwyrm and- Oh, right, I had her message recorded right here:
Greetings, People of Tervari, this is your Champion Valeria speaking.
Ahh, I knew it, Valeria's voice is really the best... definitely better than Magistelle's whiny voice!
In light of the recent events, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who helped in this calamity. To all the people who helped take care of the injured; to the Tervari League; to the volunteer trainers who helped defend our cities with their Pokémon; and to Team Aegis who stood their ground to repel the enemy forces, you have my deepest respect and gratitude.
Don't worry about it, Valeria! I did my very best for you!!!
You didn't do a single thing at all...
Shut up Magistelle!
During this crisis, I gained the approval of the elders of Tervari Hamlet's Shrine Tower to beseech and call upon the legendary Celestial Beasts of Tervari. Even though only one answered my call: Tohwyrm, the East Beast Pokémon, it proved sufficient to help us end our predicament. However, Tohwyrm and me know the true perpetrator for this attack, the real Mewtwo, is not in our region, but is rampaging further to the east in a region called Yōko.
As expected of our beloved champion! She can even summon the Celestial Beasts to her aid! ...Although... the Yōko Region...?
Do you know anything about the Yōko Region, Magistrum?
Not much, although Tervari Hamlet's architecture and overall look resembles that of the Yōko Region... could it be a connection as to why Tervari was attacked, too?
So to my beloved people of Tervari, I ask of your understanding and support on this matter. With Mewtwo still at large, it's definitely possible that Tervari might get attacked again... and this time, it might not be just the cities of Westream, Coastlink, Luxuria, and Sunfalzen in peril. It might happen anywhere, too. So I've decided to pursue Tohwyrm and go to Yōko to stop Mewtwo.
No, Valeria! That's too dangerous! At least bring me with you, I will protect you with my body!
Errm, that sounds kinda gross coming from someone who just pooped his pants-
SHUT UP MAGISTELLE!!!
However, I am not alone in this mission. Aside from Tohwyrm, I have someone very strong and trustworthy with me, so please do not worry. While I'm away, the Elite Four will take charge. I pray for your good fortune, Tervari!
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Is that message alright, Magistelle? Well then, I must catch up with Tohwyrm. Cynthia, let's go.
...Mmm.
Ah, wait, Valeria! I have a quick favor to ask-
Good luck to you too, Valeria! Take care, okay? T_T
You sure like Valeria don't you, Magistrum?
Of course I do! Valeria's the best! I even bought this limited edition figure of her when she was inaugurated as Champion!
Look at that cutie pie! Those alluring eyes, that sparkling silver hair, that sexy thigh gap, those perfectly sized breasts... Oh, I almost didn't notice that keystone embedded on her clothes! Does she have a Pokémon that can mega evolve?
Stop ogling her, you freak! More importantly, haven't you noticed that she called Cynthia around the end of the message?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Well it couldn't be helped that Cynthia got stranded here because the recent attacks disallowed all sea transportation to set sail... Then what are you sitting around here for?! After them!
Don't you get it?! This is a once-in-a-lifetime event where two outrageously gorgeous supermodel-bodied champions work together to save us! If we don't get that on camera, it'll be the regret of my life!!! So you, Magistelle, must go to the Yōko Region and do a special coverage to get our ratings so high up that it could slap an angel's ass!!!