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Now I need to send it to Mythbusters. Adam, why didn't my message post? D: And then they would proceed to experiment on it, and require that PC be blasted with a nuclear blast that would destroy six miniature Africas. For SCIENCE! Or just because they enjoy blowing things up...for SCIENCE!

Your covet, covet, covetting of my awesome weather reminds me of a Kleenex commercial. The stupid thing keeps going "Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch...FEEL!" and I lol because I have a dirty dirty mind. But now I shall taunt you with my awesome weather that makes my sinuses clog up and my hands turn red but oh my gods, the winter sky is so awesome when it's cold. Because it's clear and kinda windy up in the space, and the stars twinkle like mad, and I go "goo" when I'm outside all by myself.

Chicken-Feet totally steals cop cars to carry home the leftovers. And Robotnik totally gets mad over the fact that they have to have leftovers again because the refrigerator is beginning to smell funny. And then Chicken-Feet complains about how HE went out and HE killed the cops by stepping on their heads with HIS feet while Robotnik stayed home and...shook his booty and if Robotnik wanted something different to eat, HE could go out and kill a few children and stop being so SELFISH. Or he could order the "BETTY CROCKER'S, A PASSION FOR PASTA COOKBOOK" that's being advertised on this screen and make BEEFAGHETTI and CHILDREN.

Oh yes. This sitcom so needs to be written.

You know, I was wondering why you didn't respond to a visitor message that I swore I posted, but now that I'm on your profile, I can see that it wasn't posted. D: Why?

I just want to say that where I am now, it is officially freezing cold outside all the time. Even when the sun is up, it's still uncomfortably cold. Well, uncomfortably cold to other people. I'm outside loving it, because it's cold and awesome and wonderful out.

I can imagine Chicken-Feet in a restaurant, and the waitress asks him what he would like on his salad, and he answers "The blood of many children, and can you have sprinkled children on the side?" And even though I know he wouldn't be do well in a restaurant when they expect him to pay, it just amuses me.

There is nothing wrong with jiggly green butt cheeks. =( Just be glad the green side of Chicken-Feet does not have jiggly green butt cheeks. What a fascinating thing for him to have in common with Robotnik. 8D Jiggly butt cheeks.

Coconuts are fun! They make you jump, they make you run!

And I just want a bunch of these chickens following me laughing.

The remix of the cheese song will now be a question I shall ask in work. I'll get fired, but I'll have fun. And, poor Chicken-Feet. He needs a big bowl of strawberry mini-wheats covered in shredded children for flavor to make him feel a bit better.

=D

Zombie Wario!

Ah Doe Know

I have no idea. Seriously.

Dumbledore-puff says hi.

OK. Stopping with the randomness now. 8D

Missing out on Invader ZIM was probably one of the biggest (miggest?) mistakes of my life. Shame that Nickelodeon takes away its good cartoons, like Ren & Stimpy, KABLAM!, and of course Hey Arnold! That last show was my entire fifth grade year. ;_;

And because part of the URL was cut off in the VM, it says "FARGET!" PAGINA! PENGAS!

I'mma gonna be King of the Elves in Fairyland! 8D

Potentially seizure-inducing flash is a no go! NO GO! It wouldn't let me see it.

I wanna have a seizure... D:[/whine]

o.o Couldn't turn away. (I saw Headdy!)

I want this. With the typical giant cannon that is typically found on tanks.

Pikachu: :<

EDIT: Lulz. Just noticed my "typical giant cannon that is typically found". XD;

Watch it wiggle. Watch it jiggle!

I have no idea why I find this comic so hilarious.

I think it's the last panel.

Warning: Science Content! Pudding comes in more than two flavors!

It's-a Mama Lugia! And its SPAGHETTI BEAM!

I just watched the Simpsons, and Willy was attacked by a tractor. So now I have the image of the Fan Form being attacked by the Lawnmower, which now turns into Willy being attacked by Ralph. XD

WE NEED TICKETS TO SPAGHETTI! 8D SPAGHETTI...it's what's for DINNER AND STUFF! 8D

I was in work today, looking at a jar of mustard. I knew it was a jar of mustard. It said "75% more mustard!" on the label.

I then said "Wow! That's some good spaghetti!"

I knew I needed sleep then. =(

Response to the picture of DH's various heads will have to come when I'm not mistaking yellow spicy liquid for cooked pasta.

Smell ya later! *sniiiiiiiifffff*

=D?

Oh mah gods, I laughed so much today at random things, I think I pulled a muscle. XD But I can't stop because everything is freaking hilarious when it's six in the morning.

Well, at work, we keep our avocados in baskets. I think on Friday, I'll skip around the store being genuinely stupid and looking for SECRET BONUS POINTS!

omg! *flails* That's awesome!

I heard HIS theme song today. Or, at least the red side. I was at work, and it came on the radio, and I started to sing along proudly while holding a chicken.

"See that girl! What's her name? ..."

x3 Oh man, it hit me before I left for work. Remember how the fan form of Rotom is now Scottish? Well, it brought to my mind Willie, from the Simpsons. And now I'm thinking of cousin Sven from Ren and Stimpy, who was freaking awesome. So just combine those two into a fan form Rotom, and we're all set.

:B

*-* I so can not wait until Christmas so I can finally set up my Wii and play DH. (Haha at my mother, who keeps talking about the Wii, keeps buying games for the system, and is already setting up the room it's going to be in, and she goes "We must wait for Christmas before we can actually play!" And I'm like "Buh?") Then I can return to my younger days as a Sonic fan and we can work together on a DH/Sonic fic. Because the world needs one.

I'm imagining Moltar standing in the shampoo aisle and smelling shampoos. And then he asks Metallus which one he likes the smell of more. Because he can't decide if he needs Dangerously Clean hair, or that shampoo that allows him to have luxurious bouncy curls. XD

Just like I think that the reason why I comment so much is because of both my laptop's sheer hatred of MSN, and the fact that I tend to suck at holding conversations with people. So with the VMs, I can think about what to say without making the person on the other end think I died or some fun stuff like that. Or, y'know, slam my head on the keyboard and wind up with a conversation of... Well, something, because my laptop also has the sheer hatred of slamming the head against the keyboard.

Oh! The green side! Because that song is awesome. Or perhaps the red side, because...well, the red side is young and sweet! Only seventeen! Just like Robotnik. x3 They can both be dancing queens together. (Oh gods...fic idea? Where do they come from? That would be a sweet cross-over fic. Robotnik and red side stomping on children together. And eating strawberry mini-wheats.)

Don't worry about the lack of topics. With that heavy topic on my mind, I haven't been able to think of anything good to talk about. Perhaps when our minds are clear of drugs and heavy topics, there can be many many 1337 PM convos. Because those are just...1337.

Holy crip! FF.net doesn't even have DH fics. o_o But...we know what Rule 34 has created~! XD Yet, rule 34 has left us Metallus/Moltar less.

I looked at your profile on SPPf. And I look at your profile here.

Does no one else talk to you? XD Seriously. Your profiles are just full of "Hanako Tabris" or "Astinus". XD It makes your profile page effin' awesome.

I also need to find another topic for us to talk about, because I miss our long PM conversations. <3 Those were 1337. 1337 I tell you!

I think to save you, I'll just post the rest of the hilarious things my Sims do on my LiveJournal. Since there are wormrats, dogs chasing mailmen, men shoving fish into their body cavities, and many other weird things. Like children having a water balloon fight in the middle of a rain storm while their father cheers loudly on the sidewalk. XD

Thanks. Not like people read it or anything. But it made me feel better. <3 I leave it open in a tab so I can edit it if need be.

Oh! x3

Gnome dance!

Gnomes are awesome. x3

;______________; I is the epitome of suck.

On the plus side, you may smack me repeatedly with apricot-flavored fish wearing mango-juice-soaked underwear. Or are they juggling mangoes? Or... ;___; I don't know.

Sorry. D= I do, however, have the first chapter saved onto my hard drive, so it my laptop stops whining about all the things I've downloaded (or if I ever stop sleeping until six in the afternoon), I can hop right to it like the fool I am.

Oh! And my Sims have another neighbor by the name of Scot Scott. XD