This intrigues me. :P What conventional swear ends in 'e'? (Well, none of them, obviously, since it was obscure enough that the filter only stomped on the first four letters. But whatever.) I'll just have to spend the rest of my life not knowing what vile insult you cooked up especially for me... *sobs*
CODSWOLDS CODSWOLDS CODSWOLDS. YOOOUUUU MADE A TYYYYYYYYPOOOOOO. HAHAHAAHAHA. :p
...And since I have never seen this Return of the Escaping Empire Strikes Back to the Country thingymajigwotsit, how should I know if they ever visited? xD
Which isn't straight of you at all. :P Also I'm not sure that song should be taken as a substitute for your GP's advice, lol. If only because about 75 million pages of the comments were devoted to arguing its truthiness. ;D