Shining Raichu

Oh hey, I closed this tab by accident and forgot all about you and your headache. :P Well, I say I forgot. You momentarily slipped my mind. I don't think it's possible to forget you without intensive therapy xD

Bwahahaha! Jason Jason Jason! :P How can you not know every single wrocker ever by sight? Call yourself a Scarhead? (Well, you at least have to know all of MOM. :P That's kind of an entry requirement.) The Church Elders are most displeased with you... I even overheard the Sage himself call you a poopy-head. In his sage-like tones of wisdom. Because he is a Sage. Oh yeah.

LET'S GO OUTSIDE! LET'S GO OUTSIDE! OUTSIDE'S NICE COS IT GOES WORLDWIDE!

HIS NAME IS JASON > Tarquin the eight-eyed, one horned flying purple people eater > Alex Munday > Barrels forgetting again > Loving you like a love song, baby > Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

Don't you insert yourself into my family tree with nary a may-I-please, sunshine! (Anyway, I thought you were my father, not my brother. :P On second thought, let's not go down that route...) Also I take issue with your insinuation that I can't cause horrific collateral damage. I CAN. I WILL. YOU'LL SEE.

THE BEST POKEMON CARD OF ALL TIME, you say? But which one? I own more than a few shiny Raichu... :P

And one hides behind a corner by first carving one's outline carefully into the brickwork, then concealing oneself, then getting a helpful passer-by to brick one back up. Yeah. Brickity brickity brick brick.





No. No it isn't. xD Put your specs on, grandpa. I know, I know, people all tend to blur into one at your age, but seriously, ALEX? THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MEMBER OF THE YOUTUBE GANG! SHAME ON YOU SIR! SHAME! ON! YOU!


But YES YES OMG I <3 NANAKITTY & LLL & MINISTRY OF MAGIC & LUKE AS WELL & NERIMON & CHARLIE & THAT VIDEO IS MADE OF PURE AWESOME *expires*

AAAARGH! CAUGHT! *hides behind corner*

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Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

omg, I love it!
I will cherish it forever <33 /emblem hoarder

heck yeah I think I need a medal now~

I always think I'm being an annoyance, or the mods/staff would just reply to be nice and wouldn't think anything of me if I'm not staff myself. XD;; In a way, I still feel that way deep down haha, but it's definitely gotten easier now that I've gotten acquainted with some of those cool popular folk that're mods or have lots of posts u__u;

ahh I always back out of VMing anyone unless I know them, even saying hi is hard. it's so nice to see someone who understands and doesn't just tell me not to worry |D;;

...I clicked on the View Conversation link without really looking, scrolled down a bit, and quite by chance the first bit of your message that sears itself onto my eyeballs is 'incestuous cunnilingus'. Oh my sweet sweet Lord. I'm not sure I'll ever fully recover. :P

And no one has knocked on a door for a cup of sugar since that wolf in that one picture book, and even then he was horribly out-of-fashion. I take issue, however, with your implication that my child has webbed feet. You've made him cry (and out of all eight eyes, too).

How'd I come up with Barrels? Well. Well. That is actually one hell of a story. It all started back when I was a rampaging cowboy down in the Wildest Bit of the West (shut up I was), and I happened to chance across an oasis full of fruit juice. Being a suspicious sort of soul by sssnature, I drew both pistols and fired a shot from each into the placid surface of the puddle.

For a moment, nothing happened - then a demon rose suddenly from the depths and glared at me. '*****,' he drawled, 'WHY YOU SHOOT MA WELL?'

I explained to Dominic (for that was the demon's name) that I was simply checking for demons before I supped the cool, sweet liquid. He was very understanding, remarking only in a tone of long-suffering acceptance that I really ought to consider a demon's feelings before holing him so thoroughly in the head. This I vowed to do, and, satisfied, Dominic the Demon died from massive cranial injury.

As I stared down at his horned and tattooed skull, I was struck by its simple beauty; if one only disregarded Dominic's natural propensity for violence and foul language, this was the head of a truly noble beast. Suddenly overcome, I dropped to one knee in the sand beside the demon and threw away the guns I still clutched in my hands.

A creature such as Dominic deserved a proper burial - but no stone was to be found in my immediate vicinity. And so, in place of a white marble marker, I retrieved my pistols and crossed one gently over the other.

Resaddling my noble steed (who had waited patiently for the duration), I glanced one final time at the oasis I had deprived of its demon. Already, his body was turning to acid and horned slugs, but my guns stared silently up at me, tiny tendrils of smoke rising from both... barrels.

There. :P So now you know. I'd ask where your own username originated, but, um, I have a feeling it's to do with a Raichu. Probably a shiny one. On a card. So yeah.

Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

Yep, 21 amazing quality (cough) posts. Surprised I made that many tbh, usually I'd make 1-5 and just leave haha XD;; Didn't like forums much then.

aaand You'd be surprised with how shy I am, though! There are so many people out there I'd talk to if I didn't feel like I'd be a bother D': Wish I didn't miss Megan's, but it's always so exciting to see your first promotion imo!

Iz Scottish actually. :P Yes, yes, I know Scotland is part of Britain, but you can shut up. xD I like being specific.



HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. In Australialand, maybe. Not here. :P In my corner of the woods we keep ourselves to ourselves and are Fiercely Proud of That, you understand?

Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

o ok thanks, no one answered me, and thank you, i tried doing it but the whole url, with http and all that

It was "Yuko"... Japanese anime nerd name, OTL. I didn't post much and was pretty dumb when I did ;_; Soo glad we're allowed multiple accounts here, I hated that UN after a while!

I also honestly never thought I'd get to talk to you either tbh, haha XD;; You're the first person whose modship I witnessed so you're kinda in that "I will never forget this person" spot when it comes to PC!

Sadly it's summer for us Americans and I absolutely loathe the heat. Only good for the college vacation. u__u;

I honestly totally forget it's winter over there 95% of the time. /brick'd

Your signature has a TV MA LSV in it. It's INAPPROPRIATE!

Haha, you're right. XD;; I really wouldn't be able to handle Aus, heat just bothers me. Clouds and wind all day every day ftw >':

Thanks Shining Raichu

.....**** Went

WHO GAVE YOU THE SAY CHEESE EMBLEM

Oh, and I'm good <: but dying from the heat as usual totally didn't forget to reply to that part of the VM Hope you've been all right, too~

haha I get distracted too, but thankfully there's no TV in my room or I'd end up posting 30 minutes later. |D;;;

I may not be the best but god dammit I give it my all!