It's a phenomenon I think I shall refer to as sh*t-blindness ;) it's like snow-blindness, except with sh*t. Mountains of sh*t. Stupid outrageous sh*t. And you think I'm kidding but I bet this is actually his conscious and deliberate policy when dealing with the media. ('What's the one thing guaranteed to draw attention away from a scandal? AN EVEN BIGGER SCANDAL!') That may actually be weirdly smarter than we realise, in an entirely twisted, amoral and f**ked-up kinda way. :P
Mother country, she be calling me home! Yes, soon I shall return and began to reproduce in earnest, also, helicopter parent, ME, how very dare you, I simply know What's Best for Them and if they disagree I'll just spank them until they change their minds. Yes, spank them. At the age of thirty-six. Momma gotta be cruel to be kind to her babies.
...also, STOP TRYING TO DROWN MY CHILDREN IN A SACK KTHXBAI
As for what happens to you in the twilight years of your life... ;) I'm pretty sure you went to a roadhouse diner, ordered too many pancakes and the resulting cholesterol exploded through your veins with such ferocity that it catapulted you out of said diner and straight into a care facility. The Oracle hath spoken. ;)
Bah, I prefer UK Netflix to the Yank version, truth be told. More British sh*t. ;) grumble grumble nationalism grumble. When I were a lad we had one channel on the box and we were GRATEFUL.
...also I've missed you more ;) xxx
Mother country, she be calling me home! Yes, soon I shall return and began to reproduce in earnest, also, helicopter parent, ME, how very dare you, I simply know What's Best for Them and if they disagree I'll just spank them until they change their minds. Yes, spank them. At the age of thirty-six. Momma gotta be cruel to be kind to her babies.
...also, STOP TRYING TO DROWN MY CHILDREN IN A SACK KTHXBAI
As for what happens to you in the twilight years of your life... ;) I'm pretty sure you went to a roadhouse diner, ordered too many pancakes and the resulting cholesterol exploded through your veins with such ferocity that it catapulted you out of said diner and straight into a care facility. The Oracle hath spoken. ;)
Bah, I prefer UK Netflix to the Yank version, truth be told. More British sh*t. ;) grumble grumble nationalism grumble. When I were a lad we had one channel on the box and we were GRATEFUL.
...also I've missed you more ;) xxx