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I giggle. "You're welcome. You evil doll bastard. I have a question for your little bully over here though. Why did you pound him on his head? What could he have possibly done to you?"
"Well to be fair, you showed me the Emoji movie, made me confront Satan and transformed into a Raichu, took me underwater, and slammed me into a tree."
"Dragonite? What reasons does that have to follow us?" I ask.
Dragonite slowly descend from the sky, complete with the most condescending smug you can find. His arms are crossed as he continues to stare us down.
"This guy is asshole of the year already TJ!" I cast an angry glare back at him.
"Uh..... ! Five dollars." I give you a snobby look. Suddenly, I hear a noise. This noise indicates something has been following us the whole time. "We need to get to land! Let's swim over to that piece of land over there! I have a feeling we're being followed." The noise intensify. "Damn, my hearing is really good. Ironic."
"I could, but bad things happen when I sing. I'm a terrible singer. Why?" I flip around a little bit in the water. "This is actually kinda fun." Few seconds later, I grow bored. "I'm done. Anyways, I can't sing."
"no.. noooo.... I know what you're talking about, and Spongebob isn't real. Bikini Atoll may be real, but not.. that." I turn around to the sea. I assume Sinnoh is south?? I don't know the region geography."
I hop on the boat alongside you. "I'll pay for your boat later old man, but right now, I'm still in my grown up form." I face TJ.
"Tj, i really need to get back to my old form."