"Oh, sorry about that. I was dreaming of my new teleportation skills I've been using before we had that reunion a year or two back. Have I mentioned that I can semi-teleport to places I can strongly visualize?" Without warning, I disappeared without a trace. In less than two seconds, I'm standing in front of the PokeCommunity Fortress, right in Saffron City.
Unfortunately, I realized I can't mentally visualize being on Dragonite's back after arriving at the fortress. "Shit.." I rush over to the giant hall of the cafeteria, and luckily I see DoubleChuChu, my homosexual retarded brother. "Hey Chuchu! I need your help." Chuchu stares at me with a stupid grin while eating his Oran Berry. "ohhhhhhh... It been a while Pichuzilla... You left us clueless for three years. What happened?"
I smack him. "I told you to drop that annoying ass homosexual voice!!" DoubleChuChu seems unfazed. "You're asking a fish not to swim in water, bro. Anyway, what do you need my help with?" I become nervous. "Uh, I was on the way here with my friend TJgamer on a dumbass dragon, and I wanted to show him my teleportation power, but now I lost him, since I uh.. can't teleport back.."
His face makes a confused expression. He must be high today. "Okay brother. What do yu want.. from me?" I chuckle in a sinister fashion. "Well, since I'm tired, can you check in a hour or two in the front for TJgamer? He knows this place is in Saffron City, so he shouldn't be too lost. I'm.. tired." DoubleChuChu simply nods and head out the door. "Dumbass, I said in a hour or two.." I whisper.