Certainly, why not? It's your birthday after all. ^^
1. Exit through the chimney instead.
2. ► Just go eat some more ice cream.
3. ► Start dancing uncontrollably.
4. ► "Combusken, use Flamethrower on that door!"
5. ► Use your famed Photoshop skills to cut out the door and put it elsewhere.
Since you're starting to get late anyway, you decide you might as well eat a bit more of that terrific ice cream before it vanishes as mysteriously as it came. After emptying the entire bowl, you reach into the cabinet to grab another bottle of Antidote. None left. With the job you have, you tend to run out of these really, really fast.
A moment later you start feeling... fine. Surprisingly, you actually feel fine. What a plot twist! Out of pure joy, you start dancing. Ah, what gives? You just dance uncontrollably for another while to relieve your mind from burdening questions as to what is going on (and to burn the extra calories you just ingested). After ten minutes or so you get the ingenious idea to burn your front door down. You're in a hut in the meadows, what could possibly go wrong?
You take the Poké Ball dangling on your belt that has your shiny company logo on it and release the Pokémon inside. "Combusken, use Flamethrower on that door!"
The KFC Pokémon looks at you for a short moment, then made a clucking sound and obediently follows your command. Had you understood the language of Pokémon, you'd hear her say "Huhwut? Ah well, I imagine the boss knows what he's doing." But you don't, so you don't actually know she said that.
Flames lick at your door and a moment later only a pile of ash remains. It's a miracle the collateral damage is limited to a few crisped flowerbeds in your front yard. You then use your amazing Photoshop Skills™ to cut out the door, or what's left of it anyway. (Probably should have done these in another order, but oh well.) You paste the ashes in some random place on Antarctica to never see them again. On the floor lies a small metal plate that used to be attached to your door. "PULL" it says.
Outside, you find your road blocked by yet another obstacle: a huge parcel standing in your yard. Again, it's a miracle you haven't accidentally burned it down. "To: Mr. R. Librarian, Secret KFC HeadQuarters, 22QXZ PokéTrivia Kingdom" it says. What do you do with it?
1. OPEN IT!
2. Meh.