...now that's a good approach. Open up Wikipedia or something? Or you're just THAT much of a nerd that you could conjure something good up off the top of your head? xD Hey, that's a good way to get the job done...
I...don't see the metaphor, but okay. With this politics 'dance' o' yours, the song changes all too often, and people get tired of that '90s music too quickly. New DJs come in to replace the old ones, and your date may have already went off with your best friend. At some point, don't you just want to turn the music off and sit in a chair against the wall? Anarchy (or some variation of the so-misused term), my friend...
You...gave credit, right? Got permission or something?