1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[CoolKid575]

620

Climb on and try and jump between the shelves!

 

[Megan]

621

Use their microphones for karaoke.

 

[ReKoil]

622.

Teach all the customers how to dab at the entrance and tell them that the cashiers will accept dabbing as payment instead of money.

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[Lavender]

623

Let all your spider friends crawl around the store!

 

[Megan]

624

Sleep on the freezers.

 

[ReKoil]

625.

Make the cashiers cosplay as Anime characters and force customers to cosplay to enter.

 

[CoolKid575]

626

Take all the frozen pizzas and throw a pizza party in the store.

 

[Lavender]

627

Reprogram the cleaning machine to be evil while cosplaying as Dr. Wily!

 

[Megan]

628

Drool all over the pastry.

 

[ReKoil]

629.

Hide everyone's wallets and make them do a scavenger hunt to get them back.

 

[CoolKid575]

630

Force the customers to answer a cryptic riddle before entering the store.

 

[Megan]

631

Sell NFTs right next the meat section.

 

[Hālian]

632

Sell third-style rations.

 

[ReKoil]

633

Make people turn in their car keys and then hand them back randomly so that everyone leaves in a different car.

 

[Megan]

634

Open up a toll booth requiring every customer to pay twice.

 

[CoolKid575]

635

Buy Walmart and ban yourself from the store.

 

[ReKoil]

636.

Hang up Pinatas filled with paint and then force anyone who broke one to roll over an empty white canvas.

 

[Megan]

637

Park your ship near the fish stick fridge.

 

[CoolKid575]

638

Trying to roll around at the speed of sound with the shopping carts.

 

[Starlight]

639.

Announce over the tannoy...

Ladies and gentlemen and all variations thereupon, let the 639th Hunger Games begin!!!