Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

By using the Return move! Here, have the TM! *Tosses*

Can someone convince this overexcited group of fans to stop latching on me for selfies ?

 

[CoolKid575]

Sure! Here's a box of selfie sticks!

Can you tell me how to become a billionaire?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Easy

1. Go to building
2. Breathe in air
3. ???
4. Profit!

How do i fly without wings?

 

[Zeostar]

Ask Doduo.

Which direction is east?

 

[Lavender]

North!

What am I fighting for?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Chocolates !



Why there's no gravity in space ?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Because space won't give gravity a raise!

Why did my clock stop working?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Because it decided to go on strike!

What if I was a Delphox ?

 

[ReKoil]

Then you'd no longer be able to create black holes as Delphox is weak to Dark!

How do I cancel my subscription to Cold Cold Comics, the monthly ice types comic?

How do i fly without wings?

Ask Doduo.

=P

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

By sending Fiery Flashcards to the editor !!





How should I change my username ?

 

[Megan]

By pestering the admins about it until they give you the name you want. And don't believe them if they tell you there's an option to change it.

Where can I get fresh water?

 

[ReKoil]

Just ask the nearest cat or dog where their owner gets their water from!

How do you contact batman without a bat signal ?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Send a carrier pigeon robin!

How do i get Captain America's shield?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Ask American President to gift you a Shieldon !



How deep can I dig ?

 

[saniachan]

About as deep as the ocean gray waves
Destined to seek life beyond the shore
Just out of reach

Where are you going?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Sorry Going had to walk his dog home!

How do i work a forklift?

 

[ReKoil]

First you do a job interview with it and if it accepts minimum wage you hire it to work your cash register!

How does one get accepted into hamster society ?

 

[Lavender]

What happened to the floor?

 

[saniachan]

Full of floof, I think?

Pick one pill: red or blue?

 

[ReKoil]

I'm not swallowing colors so I'll take that pill you mentioned earlier, please =D

How does one retrieve a sold soul ?