Ask A Stupid Question

[Skystrike]

Yes, there are hats. Hats off to you.

I want to meet the man in the mirror!! How do I do that?

 

[Akiba]

Walk in front of a mirror.

How do you microwave food?

 

[Nurse Joy]

By pressing the big red button.

Why do people have toes?

 

[Akiba]

Because if we didn't, we'd have notoes!

I can't. I don't even know.

Why aren't Pokeballs blue?

 

[Dter ic]

GameFreak recognized Red's awesomeness and made pokeballs red.

Am I the only one that gets random shivers after they pee sometimes? lol

 

[Chiere]

Probably not.

Why am I so addicted to caffeine?

 

[Akiba]

Caffeine is caffeine, after all.

Why do cows moo?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

In Japan, Moo means Moo.


What are logs made out of?

 

[Renegade]

Well, everything is really just made out of Godzilla's tail grease, after all.

How to eat pie without a mouth?

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

You suck it up your nose and it goes into your brain.

Why do we eat sandwiches?

 

[eeveeandmew]

Because we cant eat rocks.

Why is my poster not on the air?

 

[kirbasaur]

Am I typing right now?

 

[Chiere]

No.

Am I online here right now?

 

[LightBlast]

Dunno, perhaps you are browsing as a guest. :ninjastyle:

 

[Skystrike]

Yes. It's an instrument of MASS DESTRUCTION. :O

why am i so...board???? HA HAh HAHAHA!1!!!

 

[LightBlast]

Coz you lazy.

Why hasn't the world ended yet?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Because of Minecraft and Terraria.

How cute is Tangrowth?

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

As cute as a button!

Why can't cats resists Temptations?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

The internetz demands it.


Do people die from skydiving?

 

[Skystrike]

No, they can only die from skydying.

*badumtsh*

why do I make hte best puns EVER