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Oryx

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    Everyone prepare those nudes for Live's birthday!
     

    Cello

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    • God, I hate shipping to college dorms.
    I sold a $1400 MacBook over Amazon to a college student, and wouldn't you know a week later the guy contacted me saying USPS has lost it.

    I drove down to USPS and was like a second away from destroying everyone.

    Then they told me they didn't know where to deliver it to and they were waiting for him to reschedule/give instructions on the delivery.
     

    Margot

    some things are that simple
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    My half birthday only exists every 4 years I WIN. Live, you're gonna be an old man!

    I send my friends at far away colleges letters, except they would always complain it took me forever to write back to them, which is true because I didn't know where the post office was around here. Turns out they send outgoing mail in my building ._. /winner
     

    Cello

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    • What the bloody hell is a half-birthday? Is it when there's only 6 months until your birthday or something?

    If so, that's an odd thing to celebrate. :P
    Kinda like making an excuse to have cake.
     
    Livewire

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    • Kyoko said:
    My half birthday only exists every 4 years I WIN. Live, you're gonna be an old man!

    I send my friends at far away colleges letters, except they would always complain it took me forever to write back to them, which is true because I didn't know where the post office was around here. Turns out they send outgoing mail in my building ._. /winner
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    YES I AM OLD DON'T RUB IT IN GOSH
     

    Oryx

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    Cello, you don't know half-birthdays or what a midwife is. Do you live under a rock?
     

    Oryx

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    I'VE GOT IT. You just don't know anything about fractions! HALF-birthday, MIDwife...
     

    Cello

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    • Actually that's pretty accurate. I cannot for the life of me do any math involving fractions.
    ARE YOU PSYCHOLOGY OR SOMETHING?
    If I had to take a guess at what a midwife is, i'm thinking it means i'm somehow going to be the surrogate mother to Andy's kid?

    On a separate note, how would you like to play a Pokemon game with THIS as your professor:
    Spoiler:
     

    Oryx

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    Midwives deliver babies. As in they take the place of doctors in a house to help a mom deliver. Now you know.
     

    Turn-it

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    Such a beautiful and gross thing all at the same time.....life.
     
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