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Ephemeral Euphoria

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    Cello said:
    Gross I ain't deliverin' no baby.
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    Look on the bright side, if it comes out dead and if there's any hot water nearby you can make some soup to cheer you up ^^

    <Stumbled upon the Dead Baby Jokes page on ED a few hours ago.
     
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    Oryx

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    Cello, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about not agreeing to things before you know what they are. And I hope you enjoy your life as a midwife.
     

    Turn-it

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    Seems like Midwives would be proud with what went down here lol
     
    Esper

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    • Weird coincidence that midwives get brought up here when I was just talking about them last night and all the crazy things revolving giving birth like how in the 60s there was this practice called 'twilight sleep' where you got all drugged up with morphine and scopolamine and you'd have no pain while giving birth... but also no memory of it either. Oh, and how crazy it is that so many cesarean births are done in the US since anyone who stays in labor too long is supposed to have one even though the data based on what's "too long" is also from decades ago.

    I know too much about this stuff for someone who is never having kids.
     

    Cello

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    Cello, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about not agreeing to things before you know what they are. And I hope you enjoy your life as a midwife.
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    What are these "valuable lessons" you speak of? Learning is something I fail to comprehend.

    Now excuse me, I have some tin foil and silverware that needs to be microwaved.
     
    Palamon

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    Have some pony money everyone.
     
    Ephemeral Euphoria

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    That was odd Droomph, even by my standards. I like it already.

    Another song for the hell of it btw.

    I swear that's near perfect driving music tbh lol.
     

    Oryx

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    If you guys keep talking about ponies Live is going to close the DCC.
     
    Ephemeral Euphoria

    Ephemeral Euphoria

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    That reminds me does anyone here remember the game Robot Unicorn Attack? It had this song playing nonstop during gameplay.
     
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