Dear Hariyama,
Why do you whirlwind all my pokemon away? How do you even know how to use Whirlwind? What is it about your gigantic fat sumo wrestler body, that allows you to magically create whirlwinds in order to throw my pokemon off to the side, making it near impossible for me to train for the pokemon league in Emerald version?
You have the highest exp gain, but it's near impossible to take you down because you always want to just whirlwind away my pokemon. It's even worse when you choose not to use whirlwind for the whole fight... until your health is in the red zone, then you whirlwind. I used to think you were a great pokemon, but now whenever I see you in a wild fight for the purpose of training my pokemon, my heart sinks a little. Knowing you're the best exp throughout the whole "Victory Road" makes me want to fight you, but I know if I'm not able to kill you in a single hit, you're just going to whirlwind away all of my effort, all those attacks I wasted on you, all the damage I took, all for naught because for some reason this fat wrestling pokemon can just whip up a Whirlwind from nothing.
So much rage I have for you just because you can use Whirlwind. It makes no freaking sense to me at all. I think whichever Game Freak designer thought it would a great idea to stick you in the "Victory Road" as the largest exp rate with a move pool that contains Whirlwind, well that designer was a sadistic sad little man who probably giggles to himself late at night knowing people like me are raging over having to deal with your constantly annoying Whirlwind.
You are bad Hariyama for using whirlwind and you really should feel bad.
PS: Tell your friend Lairon to stop roaring my pokemon away as well, although he's not as evil with it as you are with Whirlwind, both of you really just need to stop.
