Diamond and Pearl: Never-ending cheat on how to obtain Celebi

[Mustache]

eevee. this causes you to explode and you find yourself in the mushroom castle when it is under attack by the shroobs, you must...

yay! first post on next page :D i always wanted to have the first post on a next page!!!

 

[41victory]

Take a Toad... Not the animal ... and use him as a sword and kill all of them. Toad dies from the beating and then you must find...

 

[Mustache]

peach, who has been kidnapped by bowser, but first you must turn into human, because you still look like a heartless. to do this, you must find Riku, so he can punch your face, pull your hear, kick your but and thrust his knee... well you now. when he does that you turn into human again. But first you must FIND Riku, so go to...

 

[fy@x5]

...the island of acupoco (is that how you spell it) and you will see misty being beaten in a bathing suit contest by a man named James with fake breasts. You find this extremely...

 

[NocturnLeader]

Erotic for some reason. Anyway you find Riku and he beats you up and turns you back to your normal self. A dark portal opens to...

 

[fy@x5]

...your grandmother's house. She feeds you cranberries and lollypops till you puke. You find this odd as your grandmother is dead. However, you realize she came back to life and she beats you with a stick when you do so. Then you realize that this is not your grandmother, and that it is, in fact,...

 

[Zaiku]

Celebi's cousin Jelebi in disguise, who appologises for being pink in the left eye and teleports you to the future where Celebi is, howvwer you still have 6 more pokemon to catch when you are attacked by Professor Farnsworth, Homer Simpson and by your blonde rival who runs fast...

 

[Avolition]

And you, stop, but they keep going, and crash into trees. Then you start laughing uncontrollably, and realize something's wrong with you. Then suddenly, your head explodes, and...

 

[Mustache]

then a Paladin comes in and he ressurects you. but he didn't do it 100% right. now you look like a strange person with blond hair and a HUGE sword... you have a memory loss because this paladin is a noob. your name is somthing like... clau... cloe... clou... cleud... cloud!. and you hate someone very much... saphi... sephi... and somthing with ...oth... you want to kill him!

 

[fy@x5]

...but then you decide you have lusts for a primape, so you go looking for one...

 

[Avolition]

And then you go and talk to Dawn's sister and ask her if there are any Primeape swarms, and she says no, but there are delibird swarms. Then you say, "I don't want no freakin' Delibird, b**ch!" And you strangle her. Then Dawn comes in and sees you, and challenges you to Mortal Kombat, and you accept. Then...

 

[fy@x5]

...you defeat her by gutting her like a fish, which she is not too happy about. The delibirds will then come and attack you, but you still have pimeape lusts, so you...

 

[Mr.Altosax]

With your large Cloud Sword you slice the heads off each and every Delibird. However, since they're Delibirds they keep running around anyway, so you...

 

[fy@x5]

...eat a banana and that stops them for some odd reason. But you still are having PAINFULL XD primape lusts, so you decide that the only way is...

 

[Avolition]

Chop them up into little pieces, then put them into Dawn, sewing her up and deciding that she would be a good meal later tonight. Then you realize that you aren't a cannibal, so you bring her to Hannibal Lecter and give her to him. He says thanks, and tells you where to get Primeapes. Then...

 

[Mr.Altosax]

Lecter laughs and says "Why, there's a All Woman Primape Work-Out Facility just down the street my good man! You should come back sometime and we could enjoy a mint julep on the back porch!" By the time Hannibal finished his statement you were already headed to the Primape gym down the street. You finally arrive there when...

 

[Avolition]

You see Lecter lied! All the Primeapes were huge, sweaty men. Of course, all Primeapes looked the same, so there's only one way you could've figured this out...

And you end up being chased by an angry mob of primeapes, when...

 

[Zaiku]

then a Paladin comes in and he ressurects you. but he didn't do it 100% right. now you look like a strange person with blond hair and a HUGE sword... you have a memory loss because this paladin is a noob. your name is somthing like... clau... cloe... clou... cleud... cloud!. and you hate someone very much... saphi... sephi... and somthing with ...oth... you want to kill him!

I find that just a teensy bit offensive. *looks at user name* XD

When that Sephiroth guy you wanted to kill earlier comes and saves you from the Primeapes by impaling you with the only sword in existance that is bigger than yours which saves you from them but not from him...

 

[Avolition]

.. Then you die, but somehow wake up later, as your normal self. Then you take Sephiroth's sword and chop him in half, then feed him to the Primeapes. They say it tastes like chicken, and you say thanks. Then they say they hate chicken, and you run away again..

 

[Mr.Altosax]

Then Hannibal Lecter jumps out and throws mint juleps at the Primapes. They all die a minty death, and disappear. "Say, what about those mint juleps and the back porch now?" Lecter yells. You resist the urge for the refreshment and run away fast. Even though you've returned to normal, you still have an odd lust for Primapes, so you...