How do you eat your pizza?

[Ammy175]

No, no, no! You're all doing it wrong!

This is the proper way to eat a pie!

Yeah, like that, really. Except I put my pointer finger on top of the crust and then have my thumb and middle finger fold the crust/upper half of the slice.

Since the lower half or so of the slice remains unfolded, I'll eat that before folding it.

 

[Yixi]

I eat pizza with a fork and knife right away. I hate messes, even on my hands.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

I eat pizza the proper way:

1) NO UTENSILS, even if it is overflowing with cheese or really thick- no exceptions

2) bite the tip first

3) eat until all of the cheese-on-bread part is gone

4) eat the crust from one side to the other

5) continue until the box is done

This is the only correct way lol I foam at the mouth when I see a fork and knife

 

[Arsenic]

Like above I suppose.

I sometime fold in half if extra greasy or on the go

 

[Aquacorde]

the only reason u should ever eat crust first is if ur too damn lazy to cut the pizza at all

 

[RetroPokeman]

I typically just eat it all at once in order to experience the combined flavor of all the ingredients. I once held up an entire pizza in front of my face and ate it like a giant cookie instead of slicing it up.

 

[ThatsTakao]

No, no, no! You're all doing it wrong!

This is the proper way to eat a pie!

This is the response I was looking for. If you don't fold the pizza first then you're not living life the right way.
Also, I get a paper towel and try to get some of the grease off the top of the pizza before I start to eat it. I don't want any of that grade A sludge.

 

[Skip Class]

+ 1 for the pizza folding crew. Though usually it's just the bigger pizzas.
Smaller ones from dominoes and pizza hut I can eat without doing so.

 

[forg]

Dare I say I eat the pizza to its entirety except the crust? I'm among those who leave the crust for another to eat, devour, or throw away.

Unless it's Domino's Pizza. I devour that crust with pleasure.

 

[starseed galaxy auticorn]

I don't have any real way of eating it. I just eat it from the pointed end. I also never liked the crust, and I end up not eating that part of the pizza. It reminds me of the crust you have on bread, which I also don't care much for either. :|

 

[Ninjorf]

The crust is a pizza handle. You don't start with the crust. That's like eating the plate.

 

[Talon]

Step 1: Obtain pizza
Step 2: Shovel shovel shovel until your mouth is full
Step 3: Rinse/repeat until all pizza is gone

 

[Raichael]

I eat pizza in a very strange way.
I pick all the toppings off and eat them on their own, just leaving me with the tomato and cheese topping. Then, I eat it backwards: nibble all the crust off, and then gobble the rest up! (^p^)

 

[JaDe.X105]

No, no, no! You're all doing it wrong!

This is the proper way to eat a pie!

That's not a pie!

This is a pie:

 

[Kikaito plush]

I do not eat it as I don't like melted chesse

 

[mireka]

I don't how y'all fold the pizza in half, that just irks me

We ain't got time for that

 

[ashsummer]

i just take and eat it

 

[Hikari_x]

I just.. eat it? I mean I don't do anything like fold the crust or use a fork and knife or anything like that.. Oh right I usually do eat the crust first I dunno why, I just like to. =P

 

[smocks]

bite chew swallow repeat

 

[Corrin]

I just mow it all down, I love pizza.