[Poetry] Let’s Write Some Silly Haikus

[Fairy]

A shark swims freely
Yet is still nibbled upon
By his small fish friends

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Sometimes in the rain
I splash in the deep puddles
Then mom yells at me

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Watching the book store
Is best when the young ninja
Defends his waifu

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Your turn!

 

[gimmepie]

Haiku's require math.
Therefor, they must be quite hard
For those who can't count.

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If you come down here,
I will sell you contraband.
Do not tell the cops.

 

[Fairy]

Pokémon fandoms
Are a strange group of people
But still my dear friends

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I did nothing wrong
*Closes Undertale tumblr*
FBI OPEN THE DOOR

 

[masterquestmq]

Life is very tough
But you are tougher no doubt
Now go and play rough




Did that work? Gosh haven't done this since I was 10.....

 

[gimmepie]

This is an artform,
Wondrous, ancient and timeless.
Let us make dumb jokes.

 

[The Fairy Pokémon]

Heard Posty's new song
It's not about pokémon
I still don't get it

 

[Fairy]

Marshmallows are soft
Lego pieces are not soft
Don't eat Lego bricks

 

[Squirtlenator]

the sun is setting
the moon raises from it's sleep
shinning brightly there

 

[Megan]

What should I write here?
All the words are failing me.
I guess I'll just pass.

 

[Squirtlenator]

rain drops are falling
down they fall from the heavens
drip drop drip drop drip

 

[Fairy]

I love to create
But I still have much to learn
Garbage cans of art

 

[Megan]

Dust clouded window
small rays of golden sunlight
bring hope to the dark

 

[Squirtlenator]

snowflakes gently fall
to the ground from the heavens
resting peacefully

 

[Megan]

A dropping ceiling
walls inching ever closer
crushing loneliness

 

[Roni]

wow i can't believe
i made a haiku thread too
o'er at Forum Games

 

[Fairy]

i'm out of ideas
haikus are hard to write, man
someone else do this

 

[The Fairy Pokémon]

Haikus can be fun
if you have a good subject.
Alas, I do not.

 

[Roni]

all you need to do
is fit in the syllables
and write whatever

 

[Megan]

This one counts to five
but seven are easy, too.
I'll just stick with five.

 

[The Fairy Pokémon]

A drink so yummy
Sweet pearls of tapioca
I love boba tea