~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the snow is on your television set.



I wish that I had magic-- the nice, helpful kind.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but whenever you use it you fall asleep for weeks =\

I wish there was a fitting Glaceon image for anything I type into Google =D

 

[Lavender]

Granted! but it always has a shiny vaporeon in it!

I wish for a Golden scarf! :3

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but that gold belonged to Captain Jack Sparrow. He wants it back.

I wish to stop being so dehydrated. (seriously, i've drunken 4 cups of water in the last hour or so).

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you're over-hydrated! The water is coming out of your very pores!

I wish to not feel so drained.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! Now, instead of using Drain Punch on you, your opponents use Fire Punch!

I wish I could learn Zen Headbutt!

 

[Lavender]

Granted!

I wish I could mega evolve!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. But you need to collect 10,000 mega stone shards scattered across all regions.

I wish evolution stones were easier to obtain in generation 2.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you can't use them until you've gotten all 16 badges!

I wish Game Freak would take more time making their games.

 

[Lavender]

Granted! the next game comes out in 150 years!

I wish for a new eeveelution!

 

[Starlight]

Granted. It's... a brand new... Flareon!!! Well it's new to you, look after it please.

I wish for a chocolate cheesecake. I'm really craving cheesecake 😭

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's some cheese shaped like a cake.

Spoiler:

Now you just need to melt some of that chocolate stash of yours and pour it over.... :fufu:

I wish my room wouldn't get hot so quickly.

 

[Lavender]

Granted, it now gets hot slowly, so by the time you're sleeping it's like a sauna!

I wish for 50$ :3

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Have fun with those dollar symbols, I guess? =D

I wish for for less free time!

 

[Starlight]

Granted, you now work for me, and you get zero holidays. Here, take this shovel...

I wish for someone to sort my finances

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Ok! ... *Few days later...*
And I am done! No more sorting needed! I converted all of your money into 1 cent coins, then put them all away around your home, so now, whenever you need money, you will find it everywhere you look in your home! Be it under your bed, in your shoes, in your computer (for next time you open it to clean it!), in your chocolate biscuits packs, ... You are welcome!

I wish to explore a big mall in the night, with only a flashlight as light source!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the animatronics come to life and you decide to have a tea party with them instead!

I wish to find a new Glaceon pic every day =3

 

[Lavender]

Granted, but there the quality is terrible!

I wish to walk on the clouds!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but they scream in pain when stepped on.



I wish for a new switch SD card.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's one that lets you store a whopping 64 MB! =D

I wish I'd actually have the time to play games atm =\