~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Lavender]

Granted, but you make less money!

I wish for Mother 3 to be officially released in the U.S.

 

[MVs.C Fan]

Granted, but it's going to have a lot of censorship and a bad translation from japanese.


I wish for a PS5

 

[ReKoil]

Granted...

Spoiler:

I wish for more Tali merch!

 

[Megan]

You get lots and lots of ankle bones to play with! :D

I wish for someone to buy me the Pokemon SV DLC!

 

[Herokin64]

Wish granted, you have been gifted the DLC for the games Pokemon Secretary and Pokemon Volume!

I wish Ninjago could go on forever!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It goes on forever but it goes so far you can't see it anymore!

I wish to be able to transform into any Pokémon I want!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted...

Spoiler:

... but you'll always keep your original pink/purple color!

I wish for less predictable movie endings!

 

[Lavender]

Granted but it always ends on a cliffhanger!

I wish for 40 dollars :D

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get 1,000,000 dollars!
*Smirks and puts her right hand's third finger to her mouth, then laughs evilly*

I wish for another wish!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but whatever you wish for will still get corrupted =3

I wish to hatch a shiny today =D

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Here!
*Hands a shoe shiner*

I wish to turn my hair black!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! But a bit more of you is turned black as well...

Spoiler:

I wish my natural eye color was red.

Edit: 👇 Yep, saving that for later! 👇

 

[Lavender]

Granted!

Spoiler:

I wish for a Gentleman mustache!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted...

Spoiler:

You should've seen this coming tbh... =P

I wish for new jacket for the winter.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a Yellow Jacket, but it was shrinked and you won't have the button to put it back to your size! ^^

I wish for a quantum computer!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! You get a computer that runs exclusively on Nuka-Cola Quantum(TM)! Have fun getting it to work in this universe! :p

I wish I could help out more.

 

[CoolKid575]

Granted, but you can only volunteer at the most inconvenient times.

I wish to live in New York City.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you have to live on the rooftops =\

I wish for eeveelinksions merch =D

 

[Lavender]

Granted, but all your existing merch is minegone!

I wish for a way to run windows files on mac!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

That already exists apparently, (https://www.howtogeek.com/187359/5-ways-to-run-windows-software-on-a-mac/) so all you have to do now is just get one of them working! Good luck! :D

I wish I could look at the sun for as long as I want without it damaging my eyes.