Oh officer, I can explain.

[apro]

Oh its pretty easy, theres a ladder on the inside.

A Zubat a Koffing and a Grimer huh? Exactly the team one of those Rocket Grunt fellows would have

 

[Megan]

I'm not a Rocket Grunt! I also have a Rattata!

Why are you pretending to be a Psyduck?

 

[SteCisGreendog]

I'm not - I just have a headache. *groan*

I'm interested to find out what you did to the old man in Viridian City. He's on the floor!

 

[apro]

Oh he is fine, dont worry. My Jigglypuff used Sing while we battled.

Why are you wearing a police uniform?

 

[ReKoil]

Because I'm cop for a day =D

Why are you tying those Drifloon to your bicycle?

 

[apro]

They're just regular balloons, Im a traveling balloon salesman, I sell all kinds of pokemon-themed balloons for kids.

Why does your trainer card say your name is "hdhwjjwjd"?

 

[ReKoil]

The clerk who registered me was being shocked by a Shinx =\

Hold it! Did I just see you put Slowpoke tails in that curry which you are serving your Pokemon ?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

These are vegan Slowpoke Tails. They look just like the real thing but do not contain any Pokémon.

Hey you! How does your Pokémon know that move? It's been removed from the games since Galar!

 

[LilyGardy]

Pardon me, me and my Lilligant have never been to Galar, the move being illegal there is not my concern.

Hold it right there, your ID says your name is Jenny. Go join the Police force at once.

 

[ReKoil]

Jenny is my surname officer, it's not my first name!

Stop! Turn around! Is that a Steel type eeveelution you have? How is that even possible?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

What! Never heard of Metaleon, the new Steelveelution ?

Stop right there! How did you just phase through this wall ?

 

[ReKoil]

That scary Ghost type dragged me into the shadows with Phantom Force... the things I saw in there!
And then I suddenly appeared here in front of you!

Stop right there! How did you come into the possession of such a large amount of Nuggets? There's at least 50 of them in that bag of yours, and most of them appear to be Big Nuggets!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

I tracked those Glitterati types all over the dang country and all I got for it was a heavy bag of Nuggets! It's like they got some sick enjoyment out of watching me try and chase them down with all this heavy junk in my bag! D:

Well, well, well, looky what we've got here. Last I checked, Pokemon weren't able to have 3 different Types outside of battle. Care to explain yourself?

 

[ReKoil]

I think that third type might be coming from my experimental Rotom phone, officer. It's as if it tries to possess them! Please help!

Hold up. Where did you get that shiny Volcanion?

 

[Explorer of Time]

Actually, this is a shiny Ditto! It's still transformed into a Volcanion since it just fought one in a battle.

You say your Pokemon is a... Bird-type? Surely you meant Flying-type, right? You'd better not be bringing any glitch Pokemon through customs.

 

[ReKoil]

Well the PokeDex calls it a Bird Pokemon, surely that's it's type of Pokemon then, right?

Wait, how did you give that Rowlet a nickame that's 18 characters long?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I wrote the letters small to fit!

Hold up! Since when you Pokémon can talk ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Uh, officer, didn't you just talk as well? I would certainly hope that the gifts of communication were not just reserved for Pokemon who uphold the law!

Hold on! How in the world do you have over 100 Master Balls!? Smells like a hacker to me... *Narrows eyes*

 

[ReKoil]

I keep getting these useless things while Surprise trading...

Hold on a second... did you just use your fishing rod to hook a Pokemon out of a tree?!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Yes, so what ? There was something fishy with that tree!

Hold it! How can your Pokémon have a Special Attack so high ?