the pettiest thing i've done in a while probably happened last night
i work at a gas station and last night a woman came got mad at me because our coffee creamer machine was out of french vanilla and we didn't have any more in stock. neither of these things were my fault, nor was there anything i could do about this, since my managers are the ones in charge of ordering new stock and apparently we hadn't had a delivery. she kept making snide remarks like "how long have you worked here?" and "oh, so i guess i just have to go somewhere for my french vanilla, huh?" i tried to not go back and forth with this woman because obviously that's against the cashier code of conduct and i didn't want to hear any complaints from my manager if she somehow found out. once she came to the register to pay for her coffee, she also paid for about $15 in gas, all while still mouthing off at me for no reason.
so
i set the pump to diesel "on accident" and watched as she walked out and proceeded to fill her car (looked like an audi or some shit) with diesel fuel. i have 0 regrets about this and if she comes back angry i can easily pass it off as an accident. she didn't fill it up completely so it shouldn't be too bad of a problem anyway.