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Pokémon Gangsta Rap

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Darkjagwar

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    • Seen Jun 25, 2014


    BEST VIDEO EVER

    It's a school night
    And Im at the mall with the crew
    Its a quarter past nine and were past curfew
    Ha, ha! So what? Yeah wed do it again
    We dont listen to our parents
    Well stay out till ten
    Head over to the Gamestop
    G H tres! (Guitar Hero Three)
    Brought my 10% coupon with me just in case
    It was then, on the rack, something caught my eye
    A couple gameboy games priced at only two for five
    Dang, thats a hella good deal
    Hold on broseph! Come on! Is this game even real?
    Whats pokeman?
    Poke man, its pokemon
    And its the most boss game since Ms. Pac-mon

    So we get the games and then we walk out the door
    Ladies checkin us out like we in the elite four
    Thats right
    I got blue and you know my boys got red
    I take my game home and thats when my girl said
    Listen! When you gonna take my out like you claim?
    Cause I know that all you do is sit and play that game
    Girl, Im facing Giovanni! Would you just let me save?
    And I cant beat his Kangaskhan if you misbehave
    So then she left me
    But you know its all good
    Yeah, I got my fourth badge and Im rollin hood
    Every lass and beauty wants me and my problems dissolvin
    Is there something in your pocket?
    No, I think Im evolving

    Girl, yeah would you please give me something
    Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
    Its like my Arbok is jumpin
    Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
    Its my payday tonight
    Meowth, thats right
    Girl, take my hand lets go
    We can take a trip down victory road
    Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
    Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

    I start with Charmander
    Thats right I dont mess around
    I teach a butterfree confusion and then I take Brock to town
    And when things get Misty, heh, its not too bad
    Bellsprout, vinewhip, and you got the Cascade badge
    Yeah I got so many pokemon that my P.C. is trashed
    I sell trades on the streets just for stone cold cash
    Yeah you got some dough, bring it forward, and I can get you a Venusaur
    But shhhh, keep it down you know the police is all up on my store.
    This man he thought that I was pulling his chain, dang!
    Now he wont never ever try that again
    Fella need a poke-center
    Ding, ding, da, da, ding
    Oh and did I fail to mention I got me some poke-bling

    Girl, yeah would you please give me something
    Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
    Its like my Arbok is jumpin
    Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
    Its my payday tonight
    Meowth, thats right
    Girl, take my hand lets go
    We can take a trip down victory road
    Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
    Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

    I got the Boulder Badge
    Girl I know you like that
    I got the Thunder Stone
    Girl I know you like that
    I got the Dome Fossil
    Girl I know you like that
    Thats right I know you like that

    Girl, yeah would you please give me something
    Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
    Its like my Arbok is jumpin
    Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
    Its my payday tonight
    Meowth, thats right
    Girl, take my hand lets go
    We can take a trip down victory road
    Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
    Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

    (no, I didn't make this, durr)
     
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