**** just got real.
It'sa me, [insert name here]!
Who indeed...
Who wants turtle soup? Huh? HUH? Screw you, I'm hilarious.
Mario is Missing 2: Revenge of Shovelware.
"I knew I should have taken my anti-psychotics before I left," Mario sighed with a tormented expression.
"Mom, Grandpa is drunk again."
And then Grandpa was gone.
Easy rape joke is easy.
And so ends our jour- wait, we didn't really
do anything yet. What's that? Bowser gave up and went home? I guess he found out Peach's dark secret and decided it wasn't worth it.
For more information on Peach's grimdark secret, stay tuned!