Pokemon Raps/Poems/whatever

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

Alright guys I'm procrastinating other stuff, so let's make this thread!

Basically we're gonna use our collective creative "genius" and make some sweet raps or poems, I suppose.

So first person picks a topic, and then the next user starts. Raps/poems will be 10 lines long, and each poster after the first posts a line. Once the last line is poster, the next person picks the topic.

I'm thinking it'll be like a stanza of 4, a stanza of 4, and a couplet, but you guys do what you want!

Here's how it goes:

So the topic is Golurk!

Yo have you ever heard of a robot, that's so fly

It can literally fly and touch the sky?

Btw if anyone wants to perform the rap after it's completed you get bonus points!

Oh, and here's an example of what you probably want to avoid, since it's all filler:

Yeah, Uh, OK, Uh-huh, Yo, Arcanine, Yeah, Mhm

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Since I am the first poster I want Castform to be the topic.

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

This is the tale of weather Pokémon Castform

 

[Guardian]

Who is also able to make himself transform.
No I am not singing this for the sake of the same lines length

 

[Etherion]

It has a sunny, a rainy, and a snowy form!

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

If you get in its way, you're in for a storm!

 

[IamSmart~SMRT]

I think he's gaseous, you know you can't touch it

 

[Squirrel]

but if you do his Weather Ball will hit. I'm not creative ok...

No I am not singing this for the sake of the same lines length

omg same o/

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Castform will change to whatever is fit!

 

[Aslan]

But whenever he does, it always turns out shit!

(raps usually diss at one point dont kill me ok)

 

[Squirrel]

I think it's time for a new rap? I'm kinda confused but I think I counted 4-4-2! I reckon this time it'll be a lot easier if we copy/paste the lines from the previous posts into the current post so you don't have to read up through 5 posts to get the current rhythm of the rap haha.

Next rap topic is Team Rocket!