Question the answer above

[ReKoil]

What do you wear in the shower?

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
were you expecting a poem?
shame on you. 😏

 

[Mahian23]

Can you recite a poem for me?

The Detective is already dead.

 

[Megan]

What's the plot twist of that new crime movie?

Columns and silence.

 

[ReKoil]

What's your living room like?

That bush just moved! 😱

 

[Mahian23]

Why did you get spooked?

He was the only survivor of the Uchiha clan.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Who's that kid over there doing Fortnite dances?

Carving pumpkins for Halloween!

 

[StCooler]

Do you have any idea for a Christmas decoration?

Sorry I got kidnapped by extraterrestrials, they needed my expertise on human mathematics.

 

[Mahian23]

Why are you late?

The party is over but I still wanna dance.

 

[Megan]

Why are you still jumping around like crazy?

A tube of lobster sauce.

 

[ReKoil]

Do you have anything that would go well with a chocolate chip cookie?

Some bricks and couple rotten planks.

 

[Starlight]

What is that new viewing platform over the grand canyon made from again?

Big carrots!

 

[Megan]

What's growing in these small little pots over there?

I've sensed you from a mile away.

 

[Mahian23]

How did you find me?

I'm a Guy with 3 frears-Integrity,Faith and Crocodile Tears.

 

[StCooler]

Very good resume Mr. Mahian. I see an expertise in washing machine electronics. How would you describe yourself at work?

Sorry, I broke it, so I thought I might as well eat it.

 

[ReKoil]

What on earth are you doing with the shards of that Ming vase you knocked over?!

There are only so many foods in a day.

 

[Starlight]

Why do you eat chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Bond. James Bond.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Officer, I caught the thief red-handed! What did you say his mane was again?

An empty cardboard box.

 

[Retek]

Wow, RadEmpoleon, can't believe you won another game of hide-and-seek! Where were you all along?

 

[Megan]

What's the meaning of life?

A window with a broken pane glides slowly into a nightmare dream.

 

[Mahian23]

What's the moral of the shitty story?

The kyuubi died but the jinchuriki is alive.