Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your Chibi Elsa is no match against my rotten tomato!

 

[Meksal]

Your rotten tomato is nothing against my fresh tomato!

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Your fresh tomato has nothing on my Skinny Cow Chocolate Wafer Bar!

 

[Treetwig]

Your Skinny Cow Chocolate Wafer Bar is nothing against my kids.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your kids are no match for my television!

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Your television couldn't possibly beat my remote control!

 

[Nurse Joy]

Your remote control is no match for my couch!

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Your couch fails against my IV pole! :B

 

[Nurse Joy]

Your IV pole fails against my barber's pole!

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Your barber's pole is no match for my imaginary Raichu! 8D

 

[Bellum]

Your imaginary Raichu is no match for my Rattata (who is in the top percentage of Rattata)

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

You call your Rattata top percentage? Meet my Greninja, which can beat every Rattata!

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Your Greninja has absolutely nothing on my chicken nugget, though.

 

[Bellum]

Muhahaha...my toilet paper crushes your chicken nugget!

 

[Akiba]

My uh, scissors cut your toilet paper.

I bet you didn't see that coming.

 

[Mew]

My paper-shaped nuke will destroy your scissors!
...and the world as we know it.

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

And my handy paper shredder will help us from it!
*throws bomb into shredder!

 

[Master Bryss]

Your paper shredder is useless if I put this 'failed electical safety test' sticker on it!

 

[Bellum]

Not much point in putting that sticker on it, my sticker remover will...well...remove it!

 

[srinator]

i laugh at thee sticker remover, cause my blow torch will incinerate it... *evil smirk*