Say Something Silly!!!!

[Sorvete]

If cars drove sideways, then sidewalks could have been called frontwalks and behindwalks (US)

 

[Lavender]

Granola is just crunchy oatmeal!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

I know of Football, Basketball, handball, etc. But what kind of game is Ball(oon) ?

 

[ReKoil]

Mirrors like my reflection so much they burst out of happiness! =P

 

[Lavender]

Everything is edible if you fry it!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Everything is drinkable if you try to pour it !

🫗

 

[ReKoil]

I set my alarm clock to 9 AM, but it overslept due to staying up too late!

 

[Lavender]

Guys, I think my refrigerator said something.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Guys, I think my refrigerator said something.

Yes, it said "Freeze!"

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Guys, I think my refrigerator said something

🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽

Yes, it said "Freeze!"

So, you are the Lavender's Refrigerator then.....


🆒


🙊

 

[Lavender]

Gender is just a scam to sell twice the bathrooms.

 

[ReKoil]

People keep asking me if I have the time, but The World is Dio's stand =\

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

May the Fence be with yarn.

 

[Lavender]

Look at that neon sign that reads: "neon sign"!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Newton's 3rd Law states that every action has equal and opposite reaction.

Therefore,If a snake bites me, then I will bite it back; if someone pinches me, then I will pinch them back; & if I fall on the ground, then will the ground fall on me ?

 

[ReKoil]

Apparently some Ninetales hijacked Gardevoir's account!

 

[Lavender]

I'm going to call Zero to take care of that!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

I will write about these new hijacking to the new admins in the forum, in order to see the new actions they take against the new hijacked users !

 

[ReKoil]

The one time I got mad it started an ice age

 

[Lavender]

We don't serve menus, sir.