[Other Fanfic] Silence is Purple God Job Saga

[Palamon]

Hello, and welcome to...

Silence is Purple God Job Saga

A saga, in which, Siorc has a lot of, you guessed it, God Related Odd Jobs.

BEFORE READING THIS
This occurs after the Naofa book, but can be read mostly as a standalone. And it takes place in between time skips in Siorc's Final Stages in the main, main story.

Branch offs will be labeled & can be skipped if one so chooses.

 

[Palamon]

1. God Job 1: Lanterns for the Adepti

"It is a new day,
There's no more Naofa


I do not know what will be in
Store for me, although,


There could be anything,
Here, in this cold breeze, anything and
Everything is possible.


Since the lynx is gone,
There will be no more training,
After all, I doubt there are
Replacements lined up I am certain.
Things are going to change,


Obviously, I must prepare myself
For anything, everything.


So many possibilities,
Of routines changing
My life is always uncertain,
Everything breaks, changes.
Though, I suppose a new pattern will be
Here, shortly. They form quickly.
Nothing remains different for long,
Guess an odd job is coming.


No matter what it may be, I must remain loyal, ready.
Even one slip up, and my life
Will be over, guaranteed.


I have to do my best, guaranteed.
Now, the Agent's eyes will be on me more.


That much is certain,
Here in this Naofaless cold breeze,
Everything will reverse back to normal,


Position back to zero
Erase anomalies,
Restructure to the beginning,
Maybe I am exaggerating,
Although, I know
For absolute certain without a shadow of doubt,
Repairing routines is the
Only route within my Fatui
Soldier career, Her Majesty she certainly has
That mission.


Now, I must wait, for my
Obvious instructions.
Right, odd jobs, diplomacy of nothing, business affairs.
Those are what I should expect.
Here's to another day of nothing."


The sound of bitter wind awaited the chimera as the morning raged onward. The howl of the chilling wind only worsened as the night turned into day as time paraded about within the frozen northern land. As the month long blizzard continued its rampage, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in an echo as the morning marched forward.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Complaints continuing for minutes on end, the soldier let out a sigh. The blizzard would only continue to worsen as the month kept going, for sure. Knowing that, time was not a virtue in the military barracks, the hyena rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the soldier placed the winter jacket over his layered shirts, a wave of wanderlust flowed through him. What could possibly be in store for him today? The lynx was gone. There was no way he would be training, for sure. Knowing that, anything could be possible, the early adult steeled himself.


Howl only getting louder as the seconds became minutes, the soldier clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Sharp ends clamping into his hair and ears, the hyena gazed at the jewelry and accessory box. Turning his prized possessions into weapons, was this truly what he wanted? But, the early adult shook his head. It was already too late, the decision was irreversible.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the early adult gazed at the Geo Delusion in the corner. Sinister orb glowing daggers at him, the soldier wondered. Should he just return the Delusion to Her Majesty? But, the early adult pushed such thought away. When the time was right, he would make use of Her Majesty's gift.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the hyena stared at the steel walls. Repeat thought entering his fading human brain, he kept his attention on the wall. What could possibly await him today? It was a new day, anything could be possible within the permafrost north. He knew, no matter what could possibly be in store for him, he had to be ready for anything.


Hearing the louder than ever before militaristic footsteps march onward inexorably, the chimera turned his attention to the door. Flip of the work mode switch turning on, the soldier prepared himself. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You are delivering lanterns to important figures in Liyue today." A bag shook from behind him with a fervor. Another day, another step closer to Her Majesty's conquest to overtake the world.


The hyena jumped five steps back upon hearing he would be making deliveries today. He was delivering lanterns around Liyue? How peculiar, Lantern Rite was not around the corner in any capacity. Eyeing the bag behind the Agent's uniform, the soldier tilted his head. Surely, the word lantern was a code word to obscure the truth.


Realizing such fact could have been a possibility, the hyena's eyebrow twitched. Her Majesty, could she have had something sinister planned within the Nation of Contracts? Whatever she had planned with the lanterns, it could not have possibly been a good thing.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Did you hear me? You are delivering lanterns in Liyue today!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. "We don't have time for this dawdling! Hurry up, and get a move on!"


The hyena jumped another two steps back upon hearing the name Liyue again. Right, no dawdling. If he were to keep Her Majesty waiting, his life would be over, for sure. Knowing that, there was no time to waste, the soldier turned his attention toward the Agent. Arm out in front of him, he took a deep breath.


"Yes, sir," the chimera responded autonomously. Ulterior motives or not, he knew he had to be ready for anything.


"Good. Let's go, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, he gripped the limb into a tight lock. Gripping prison as tight as an adhesive wax strip applied to a leg for hair removal, the soldier closed his eyes as the escort to Liyue began. But as the fast travel was about to begin, one thought signed the dotted line upon the contract.


What could Her Majesty possibly be planning?


Something sinister was about to happen in Liyue, guaranteed.


***


"Do not truly understand, really.
Every time I think about
Lanterns, I think about festivities.
It is not Lantern Rite, nowhere near it.
Very far away from it, it is past winter, not
Even spring. Although, I do not know,
Really, my perception of seasons
Is off. Living in the permafrost
North, all these years, Winter is all I see.
Guess Lanterns can serve other purposes.


Lanterns can be for anything.
Although, I suppose this request is
Not normal. I feel a wave of misgivings.
This does not feel right.
Everything about this feels, manufactured, a
Rumor, lie, virus spread throughout.
Nothing can convince me otherwise.
Something about this feels construed.


Though, I cannot question this.
Or Her Majesty will kill me.


These Lanterns, no matter what I must deliver them.
However, if the recipients do not accept them, I am in deep trouble.
Even so, I must do my duty. That is key.


After all, it is not yet my time to leave. My
Departure is not yet set, so loyalty is a must-be.
Every day is one step closer to leaving.
Perhaps, if this task goes well,
This will impress Her Majesty.
Ultimately, that is key to
Successful living as a member of the Fatui."


Upon reaching Liyue Harbor through the Teleport Waypoint, a sheet of instructions and bag had been handed to the chimera. Bag emanating with heat, the early adult slung the satchel over his currently human shoulders. Instructions in hand, the soldier overlooked the words on the paper carefully.


"You are to deliver the synthetic candle lit lanterns to the following Adepti to ward off an evil dragon," the first line in the note in clear Snezhnayan writing had said. Below such had been a list of names.


Reading the note in silence, the early adult's eyebrow twitched. He had to deliver lanterns to the adepti? If such were the case, he had to make food for them as offerings immediately. Turning his head towards the right and left, a small stove beside a fish seller appeared within his damaged field of distanced vision.


Generic man in the corner welcoming him to Second Life, the soldier pointed at the small cooking device in the corner. While he knew such gesture was rude, time was running out. Silently communicating he needed to make offerings for the illuminated beasts, permission to borrow the tool was granted.


Suggestions coming his way to make a few servings of Matsutake Meat Rolls, Mora Meat and Jewelry Soup with a few deserts on the side, the soldier prepared himself. Owner of the general store offering him ingredients, gold coins had been placed into the middle aged man's hands. Transaction completed, and recipes given, the soldier prepared himself.


Figuring Mora Meat would be the simplest of the three main course meals, the early adult placed the singular foul leg into the pot. Meat minced into tiny pieces, and circular bread imprinted with a Mora symbol on it on standby, the raw food simmered on the stove for minutes on end.


Meat fully cooked to precision, Siorc slipped the bun over the finished product. Contents slipping out a smidgeon as he wrapped the pastry into a napkin, the early adult continued his mission. Two more servings of Mora Meat completed, the early adult studied the next recipe in a careful manner.


Next recipe requiring a pan, the early adult took a long, deep breath. Would he be able to roll such meat successfully into balls on a heated frying pan? He knew, no matter what, he had to do it. Second life owner placing a tiny table in front of him, two servings of raw meat glared daggers at the chimera.


Rolling the meat up in slow, and careful precision, the hyena broke out into a sweat. Was he doing this right? He had to have been doing something wrong, for sure. Simmering the meat rolls over the stove, the early adult kept watch as the food cooked itself to completion.


Matsutake Meat Rolls looking slightly overcooked, the chimera let out a barely audible sigh. Would this be insufficient for the highly esteemed illuminated beasts of Liyue? If such were the case, he knew an apology would be in order upon delivery. Two final servings completed, the early adult proceeded towards the final recipe.


Reading the word snapdragon on the sheet of paper, the soldier's inhuman eardrums rung. Jewelry Soup required flowers to be made? How incredibly odd. Some plants were poisonous, would it truly be alright to cook such a thing into a bowl of soup? two servings of tofu and a lotus head required as well, a sea of questions flowed through the hyena.


Flowers, tofu and cooking lotus dropped into the pot simmering hotter with every given second, the question looped on repeat. Cooking up flowers into a soup, was this really safe for consumption? But, he supposed he was overthinking it. Surely, Snapdragons were only used for flavoring purposes.


Two additional servings of soup whipped up, the soldier stared at the wall. What kind of desert should he make? Multiple recipes for sweet treats handed to him, the early adult pondered for a few moments. Rice Pudding sounding the easiest to make of the many, the hyena reached for the ingredients on the table.


Three eggs, two servings of rice, milk, and sugar drowned into the pot, the hyena had begun stirring. Soft, ricey gelatin slipped into a cup, the chimera created an additional four servings. Everything completed after about an hour, the chimera's short lived chef career had been terminated.


Small delivery bag handed to the chimera, the early adult dropped the meals into the container. Second satchel firmly planted onto his back, weight added itself onto his short body. Bowing a thank you towards the general store owner, the hyena turned his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction.


Reviewing the first name on the paper, the chimera blinked. Moon Carver underlined on the sheet, the hyena recalled something from his stolen childhood. Reading his father's notes on the Adepti while in his study as a young hyena, a location came flooding back into his partially human brain.


Recalling the deer-like Adepti lived near Qingyun Peak, the soldier had begun walking. Opening his orb into map form, a clover shaped pin had been placed in the corner near Jueyun Karst. Location marked, the hyena had begun heading north. Main Wharf reached after thirty minutes of walking, a walking bridge was reached.


Stepping onto the wooden crossroads, a Millelith Guarded road awaited the hyena. Seeing such, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Various eyes on him, the hyena's knees buckled. If the Millelith determined he was a threat to the Nation of Contracts, his life would be over, guaranteed.


Liyue's strongest defenses letting him through, a wave of relief washed over the chimera. Stone staircase soon upon him, the soldier had begun walking. Knowing a long road was ahead of him, the early adult proceeded with caution. Dirt road with rocky pavement under him traversed through, Liyue Harbor was soon behind him.


Spotting a small pool of water with seals attached to a rock in the corner, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was ending threats within the Nation of Contracts as easy as sealing them away? The early adult could not help but feel such had been the case. Small row of houses passed by, another staircase was soon descended.


Millelith standing guard murmuring about an inspection, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Liyue's military were everywhere; he needed to proceed with caution. Long path leading to another ramping walkway, the hyena kept going. Stone bridge crossed, as well, the northward path kept going.


Long winded path with many watchtowers everywhere the eye could see traversed, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Millelith nowhere to be seen upon the pathway, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. No more watchful eyes were upon him, for the time being. Things would go smoothly, for sure.


Reaching a small pool of shallow water within Guili Plains, the soldier skidded the lake. Taking a sharp turn towards the left, a long dirt road awaited the hyena. Disgusting unkempt yellow grass surrounding the field every step of the way, the early adult shook his head. Whoever was in charge of taking care of the lawn in the mountains was doing a terrible job of maintaining it.


Small wooden bridge with a road sign indicating he had reached Jueyun Karst, the soldier kept walking. Qingyun Peak was but a mere mountain range away, he needed to keep going. Small stone pathway leading to a house with an elderly man proclaiming himself the Archaic Lord of Lighting and Blitz roping people into his lies of godly teachings, the early adult held back a groan. Humans would do anything to impress their own kind, for sure.


Familiar bridge within the Karst reached after about five more minutes of walking, the hyena dashed across the crossroad. Second one gone through, the early adult stepped towards the northeast. Ripe, unpicked chilis making their horrific spicy raw scent known in the area, the chimera's legs erupted into a sprint.


Pathway with various statues and bell overpasses sprinted through, the soldier broke out into a pant. Running was a cardiovascular exercise indeed. Peak soon nearing, the chimera sauntered onward. Small area with a purple umbrella on the ground and small grave, the hyena stopped walking.


Turning his head towards the right and left, Siorc scouted the area. The deer Adeptus, surely, he had to have been around in the area. Stepping through the gateway, the hyena kept searching. Spotting nothing out of the ordinary, the chimera's hunt continued. Not a single soul within the peak, a shock shot down the soldier's spine.


Silence continuing to loop on repeat, the soldier opened the proxy orb into map form. Had he gotten the location of where Moon Carver resided in wrong? He supposed, such could have been a possibility at hand. Knowing he had to keep going, the hyena prepared to keep heading upon the north path throughout the mountain range.


But, as the soldier had begun turning his heelless shoes towards the left, trotting hooves overtook the area. Turning towards the noise, a large deer stood within the circular walkway in the corner. Sharp, glowing orange eyes gazing at him with contempt, the soldier let out a gulp. The Adeptus' eyes were on him. He needed to give the illuminated beast every ounce of respect within him.


"What do you want, mere mortal?" Moon Carver asked, voice echoing.


Deer looking ready to trot away at any given moment, the soldier removed the satchels from behind him. Opening up the bag of meals, the hyena placed down the food offerings around the enormous fawn. Important figure to Liyue gazing down at the meals below him, the hyena broke out into a sweat. Had his offerings not been enough? I such were the case, he knew he would need to try harder next time.


Opening up the bag of lanterns, as well, the soldier placed the offering into his hands. Paper light warm to the touch, the soldier flinched. In his palms, was a flaming candle of doom. But, the hyena quickly snapped himself out of it. There was no time to be thinking about the contents within the object. Stretching his arm out in front of him, the early adult roared like a dragon.


Adeptus shifting his eyebrows, the early adult closed his eyes. Lowering his head, a wave of defeat flowed through him. Had his wordless language not gotten through? He supposed that the Adepti were not too up to date with other methods of communication. Soon hearing the booming voice once more, the hyena lifted his head.


"You humans come up with the most foolish rumors," Moon Carver said, sighing. "Very well, hand me your lantern, mortal." Moving his head forward, his teeth had been out.


Placing the Lantern beside the deer's teeth, the Adeptus soon grabbed the offering. Plates of food placed on his backside, as well, the illuminated beast trotted out of the area. First delivery completed, a weight released itself from the chimera's shoulders. Everything had been going as smooth a rock tossed across a stream.


Eyeing his instructions once more, the hyena tilted his name at the next name upon the list. Reading the name Mountain Shaper, the early adult recalled a passage from his father's notes. Remembering the tall bird lived within Mt. Hulao, the early adult made haste. Turning his heels towards the left, the journey towards the western mountain was upon him.


Multiple bridges crossed through the stone forest, the soldier took a deep breath. Liyue was the Geo nation, indeed. Ladder soon upon him after about an hour, the hyena descended. Second one stepped on, an unusual sight awaited the chimera as the next bridge awaited him.


Deep red barrel bomb sitting in the direct middle of the wooden bridge, the soldier's knees buckled. What in the world was a bomb doing on a walkway many people passed through daily? Whoever had placed it there was asking for trouble. Stepping around the hazardous object, more walkway awaited him.


Nothing but a mountain in front of him, the soldier let out a gulp. The only way to continue was to climb. Leaping onto the stone in front of him, the hyena had begun climbing. Beautiful white flower sitting upon the peak, the chimera hid the tiniest of smiles. No matter where he was, nature was mesmerizing, like always.


Spotting a large table underneath an umbrella down below, the hyena descended the cliffside. Could Mountain Shaper stop to eat here? The chimera supposed checking the area would not hurt. Dashing towards the table, the soldier took a quick look. No bird of any sort standing perched on the ground, the early adult shrugged. He supposed, it would not be so simple to finding the illuminated beasts.


Hearing a wind current blasting its turbulence in the corner, the soldier headed towards the noise. Gust thrusting him upward, the hyena deployed his wind glider. Mountains breezed through, the early adult staged his landing. Wings flapping about in the distance, the chimera dashed off towards the noise.


Large brown bird perched beside a cliff with wind gusting around him, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Was it just his imagination, or did the illuminated beast known as Mountain Shaper resemble the legendary dragon, Rex Lapis? Seeing such, another question poked the early adult on the shoulder.


The bird who shaped mountains, could he have known the tall brunette? But, the early adult snapped himself out of such line of thinking. Why was he letting his mind wander now? There was no way such could be the case. Tall avian deity turning his head towards him, the young soldier removed the satchels from his backside.


Placing the food offerings beside the illuminated bird, the adeptus gave the hyena a silent glare. Beast not saying a word, the one known as Mountain Shaper's beak poked through the meat rolls. Plates devoured, the chimera placed the lantern in his currently human hands.


Bird taking the candle between his teeth, the illuminated beast flapped away upon the stony wind. No words exchanged, the early adult blinked. Were the gods on his side today? He could not help but feel everything had been going far smoother than usual. But, as he read the next name on the list, the chimera's legs shook.


Reading the name a second time, the early adult's legs continuing to shake like an earthquake. Cloud Retainer was next? If such were the case, he needed to make sure she received all the food offerings she wished. Reversing back towards the path he came, the stone forest was upon him once more.


Stone forest stepped around, a repeat bridge awaited the soldier. Knowing the only way to reach Mt. Aocang was to climb, the early adult steeled himself. Generic man and his partner sitting by an overpass, the hyena had begun his ascension. Steep mountain center stage, the chimera kept a steady pace.


Reaching the peak after about an hour of slow climbing, the chimera took a long deep breath. Recalling during Lantern Rite, the white bird sat beside a dinner table by the riverside, the soldier kept walking. Surely, she had to have been nearby the lake. Hearing a waterfall rushing off in the distance, the hyena kept going.


Lake area soon reached, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Not a single soul anywhere to be seen, the soldier kept looking. Perhaps, just maybe, Cloud Retainer was elsewhere within the mountains. Searching the entire area beside the lake, everything remained empty.


Spotting a staircase in the corner, the early adult ascended the stone pathway. Domain door wedged in the corner, the chimera backed two steps away. Could this entrance have been an Adeptus' abode? He supposed, knocking would not hurt. Pounding his knuckles upon the gateway, the hyena waited.


Doors prying open, the chimera flinched. He was being granted permission to enter? Stepping through the door, the hyena closed his eyes, for a moment. But, a strange world awaited him as he opened them once more. Odd landscape floating on the clouds in front of him, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier.


Had he stepped into a holy abode? If such were indeed the case, he was not worthy. Knowing he had to reach the end within due time, the early adult stepped upon the platform. Gentle breeze flowing through, the chimera walked towards the left. But, an obstacle soon got in the way.


Totem in the center of a platform with a flaming symbol on it, defeat hugged the hyena from behind. He needed the horrifying element of Pyro to light up the totem? How terrifying. But, he knew, he had no choice in the matter if he wished to continue. Removing a lantern from the satchel, the synthetic flame resonated with the first piece of the puzzle.


Group of slimes popping up out of nowhere, the hyena threw down a flower friend. Silk flower friend's vines making slow work of the gelatinous enemies, the chimera closed his eyes. Human hand becoming a hyena claw, the soldier joined the fight. Monsters vanquished after twenty-five slashes, a device turned on in the corner.


Circular pathway with golden liyuean writing on it a far reach away, the hyena studied the device in front of him. Button pressed, a sight to played out before the chimera's mismatched eyes. Platform from afar turning with the press of the switch, the early adult tapped it twice more. Glowing path soon in front of him, the soldier ran across the trail.


Reaching the first end, more monsters awaited him. Hyena claws doing the deed, another device turned itself on. Hearing such, the chimera could not help but wonder. Did defeating monsters serve as the key? He supposed he would have to keep such in mind as he were to continue moving forward.


Platform rotated, the early adult kept his momentum going. But, another obstacle stopped the hyena in his tracks. Group of five totems lighting up one after another in a pattern, the chimera kept his attention on the sequence. Elemental monuments closing, the soldier readied the lantern.


Totems lit up in the incorrect order, the hyena studied the pattern once more. He had to get this correct, or he would not be able to proceed, for sure. Puzzle conquered after three more attempts, the next pathway rotated with the press of a button. Adeptus path traversed through, the puzzles continued.


Final totems in a circular dome lit up according to pattern, a treasure chest popped out of nowhere. Ignoring the trove, the soldier kept walking. There was no time to take a look at such phenomenon, he had to keep going. End of the domain nearing, the hyena slapped his cheeks. Any minute now, he would be in the presence of Cloud Retainer.


Familiar, gorgeous white bird standing at the end of the cloudy dungeon, the early adult took a deep breath. He needed to prepare himself, the illuminated beast within Mt. Aocang was a prickly, godly being. Stepping towards her, he placed his hand into a praying position. Cloud Retainer deserved the utmost of respects. Adeptus flapping her wings, a question had come his way.


"Mortal," Cloud Retainer said, voice echoing. "What is it that you request of me?" Her wings flapped about once more.


Sharp look on him, the soldier removed the satchel of meals from behind him. Laying down the meat roll, bun, and soup offerings the hyena took out a lantern as well. Eyes softening as the food surrounded her, relief washed over him. But, such feelings of ease were short lived.


"Your father would have prepared much more for me," Cloud Retainer lamented. She then turned her head towards the mortal. "But, this will do."


Illuminated bird dissatisfied with the selection of meals, a weight had been tossed upon the early adult's back. Had it not been enough? He supposed, next time, he would have to prepare an entire feast for her, no questions asked. Eyes gazing at him once more, the hyena offered up the candle lit lantern.


Cloud Retainer studying the lantern for a moment with shifty eyes, a rock wedged itself into the hyena's stomach. Was she about to reject the lantern? If such were the case, he knew he needed to plead his case. Bird turning her head to him once more, her booming voice picked up again.


"Are you giving me this lantern due to the rumors bustling around Liyue?" the illuminated beast asked, voice echoing. "You mortals spread quite the rumors around." Leaning her head forward, she poked towards the candle. "But, very well, I shall take this lantern you are offering me." Wing extended, she took the offering into her feathered limbs. "I will protect the Harbor from this 'evil dragon'." There was a hint of sarcasm in her voice. "Now, leave."


Audience no longer permitted, the soldier exited the dungeon. Leaving the domain behind, Siorc read the next name on the list carefully. But, as he did such, the early adult did a double take. Was he seeing things? Looking at the name one final time, the chimera tilted his head.


Madame Ping? Was Her Majesty just writing down random names now? But, he supposed he had to hand her a lantern, the choice was not his. Reversing back towards the path he came, hours of walking back towards the Harbor overtook the soldier. Mountains behind him, the early adult kept going.


Guili Plains soon upon him, the main city was nearing. Millelith guarded bridge returned to, the hyena lowered his walk into a tiptoe. Any wrong move, and he would be behind bars, for sure. Wharf walked through, the early adult headed for the path beside the pharmacy.


Liyue's strongest army members continuing to glare at him as he kept moving forward, the hyena prepared for his escort away. Any minute now, and his arms would be gripped into a lock. Terrace soon upon him, the chimera walked through the area. Wise elderly woman standing in her usual spot, the hyena stepped towards her. Militaristic eyes on him, the early adult removed a cup of rice pudding, in an instant.


Elderly woman accepting his offering with gratitude, the hyena observed the wise woman of many years. Was Madame Ping really an adeptus? He could not help but feel Her Majesty had made an error. But, he knew, no matter what, he had to give her a lantern. Offering the candle, a firm head shake came his way.


"You're giving his candle to me, young lad?" the wise elderly woman asked. "I am afraid I cannot accept this."


Rejection coming his way, the early adult's heart skipped two beats. Madame Ping was not going to accept the Lantern? If Her Majesty were watching him, his life would be over, for sure. Legs shaking, he kept the candle out in front of him. If she did not accept the offering, he would be a goner, guaranteed.


Dejected look on the elderly woman's face, the wise lady of many years eventually took the candle. Seeing such, the chimera blinked. Had he made her feel like she had no choice to? He knew he needed to apologize, if she felt pressured to do so. Clapping his hands together, the chimera bowed an apology.


Madame Ping shaking her head stating many other young ones had already attempted to give her lanterns, the soldier tilted his head. Had the rumor of an evil dragon been circulating around the entire nation already? Rumors were a virus, indeed. Reading the next name upon the paper, a sea of confusion flowed through the chimera.


Seeing the name ---- on the line underneath, confusion looped on repeat. The zombie at the pharmacy? Was Her Majesty making up things as she went along now? But, he knew he had to deliver the lantern. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. Leaving the terrace, the soldier headed towards the north east. But as he stepped foot into the small medical den, an oddity awaited him.


Jiaolong standing by the counter with his nose buried deep within a medical textbook, the early adult kept quiet. Was the taller panda chimera studying medicine? Perhaps it would be better to come back later. Turning his heelless shoes in the opposite direction, the hyena attempted to stage his exit, but such departure ended before it could even begin. Tiny hand pointing at him from behind the counter, the soldier stopped walking.


"Jiaolong," the zombie said slowly. "You have a customer."


Medical textbook slamming shut, the early adult flinched. Did the taller panda chimera have to close the tome so loud? Disgruntled look on his face as he placed the large leaflet of knowledge aside, a wave of unease flowed through the hyena. He had disturbed his peaceful time of reading. He would soon bear witness to a new side of Jiaolong, for certain.


"Welcome to Bubu Pharmacy, how may I help you?" Jiaolong asked in his business voice. He then looked the customer in the eye. "Oh, Yínlóng's friend? Is something wrong? I'm afraid Dr. ------ is out right now."


Shaking his head, the soldier removed a lantern from the warm satchel behind him. Lowering himself to his knees, the chimera handed the candle to the zombie. Cold, dead eyes gazing emptily at the gift she received, she slowly turned her head towards the hyena.


"Lantern?" the zombie asked slowly. "I am not an Adeptus."


Watching as Yínlóng's friend took out a lantern and handed it off to ----, Jiaolong placed his hands on his chin. What was this now? Had the young man heard the rumor going around the nation about an evil dragon that needed to be quelled by handing lanterns to sacred beasts? He knew he had to raise questions about such.


"Goodness, have you caught wind of the rumor spreading around the harbor, too?" Jiaolong asked.


Skepticism evident in Jiaolong's voice, the early adult removed his instructions from his back pocket. Taller panda chimera gazing at the paper, a chuckle broke loose from his throat. Seeing him laugh to himself, the soldier furrowed his brow. What did he find so funny? Panda eventually taking the lantern in the zombie's stead, his eyes soon met his once more.


"Worry not, I shall take this lantern," Jiaolong said, smiling. "I'll fend off the evil dragon for you."


Taller panda chimera nose soon buried back into his book, the early adult exited the pharmacy. Was he being serious? But, he supposed he had been joking. There was no way he would have time to quell any dragon that were to awaken if one were to do so. Pathway towards the terrace upon him once more, the young soldier gazed at the next entry upon the adeptus lantern list.


Qilin's name on the list, the chimera blinked. Why were the names written down only getting stranger? Heading back to the terrace, the soldier recalled something. The sleepy Qilin was a member of the Liyue Qixing. Surely, she was at the Yuehai Pavilion, working hard. Heading for the area within the terrace, the soldier kept his eyes open.


But the Qilin was nowhere to be seen. Young woman employee spotting him inquiring if he had been looking for her, the hyena nodded. Qixing's secretary stating the young woman was at Jade Chamber, an escort soon began. Reaching an area with a strange floating rock, a peculiar question about whether the moon was sold here took the stage.


Secretary guiding the hyena onto the lift, the rock thrusted him upward. Large palace above the clouds upon him, the soldier stepped inside with the secretary in tow. Large room with a table reached, a lackadaisical sight presented itself to the chimera. Qilin drinking warm tea with the Tianquan, fear nibbled on the cartilage of his ear.


Tianquan giving him a look as she spun her pipe around in her fingers, fear made a meal out of the hyena. Had she been watching him all day? He could not help but feel the Jade Chamber served as an area to watch the denizens from down below. Lantern handed to the Qilin, a bewildered look painted her face.


"Huh? Why are you giving me this?" the Qilin asked, puzzled. But, she then changed the course of her words, as if remembering something. "Thank you for the lantern." But, the Tianquan let out a somewhat barely audible laugh.


"So, even a foreigner from afar heard this rumor?" the Tianquan commented. "Word travels fast."


Excusing himself, the soldier rode the lift back down towards the ground. But, as he read the next name on the list, the hyena was beside himself with bewilderment. What was the legal advisor's name doing on this list? There was no possible way she was an adeptus. Her Majesty was assuming things now, guaranteed.


Knowing the legal advisor patrolled around the Wharf during the evenings for any mysterious illegal activities, the early adult walked towards the area. Young woman with fluffy antlers carrying a large legal book beside her, the soldier tapped her shoulder. Eyes on him, he removed a lantern from the satchel.


"Huh, what's this?" the legal advisor asked, skeptical. But, two and two soon came together. "Oh, right. That rumor granny told me about." Stretching her hand out, she accepted the lantern. "Alright, I will take it. But, I am only part adeptus."


Legal advisor going about her business, a wave of tiredness overtook the hyena. Tilting his head towards the sky, the chimera studied the position of the moon, for a moment. Moon high off towards the west, the soldier rubbed his eyes. It had been the mid stages of the evening. Perhaps, just maybe, he could call it a day here.


Figuring the Agent would be at the bank, like always, the soldier headed towards the red staircase. Ascending the spiral, the early adult headed towards the edge of the city. Bank soon upon him, the hyena opened the door. Agent behind the counter where the masked female Fatui would usually be, he stepped towards him.


Feather quilled pen handed to him, the soldier crossed off all the names he had gotten to. Masked Agent eyeing the paper, he turned his mask towards him. Unseen eyes looking at the sheet for minutes on end, sweat poured down the hyena's back. Had he not gotten around to enough? If such were the case, he would go back to work right away. But, such was an incorrect assumption.


"Excellent work today, soldier," the Agent said, pride evident in his voice. "You can stop for today. Work just as hard tomorrow."


Dismissal granted, the hyena highlighted the waypoint to the military barracks. Steel walled room upon him after ten minutes of walking, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpin and earrings. Uniform soon removed as well, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. But, as the world of dreams were about to pull him in, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


The days ahead would only get stranger.


***


"Looks like today, even odder names are upon me.
All the Yaksha's names are on Her Majesty's list.
Now, Your Majesty, are you serious?
The Yakshas are not with us anymore, besides one.
Every single one except the mountain demon is gone now.
Really, Your Majesty, do your homework. There is
No one to accept these lanterns.
So many of them will go unclaimed today.


For what it's worth, I suppose
Offering Lanterns to the deceased is the
Right calling.


Though, I do not know if this will
Help quell to so called
Evil dragon. You know,


Your Majesty, I heard something while doing my duty.
A lot of people claimed this is a rumor.
Knowing you, you had one of your other
Soldiers spread this one around, didn't you?
How hilarious, however, I am onto you.
Ah, no matter, I must remain loyal, for now. That is key."


Waking up the next morning, a set of repeat instructions had come the soldier's way. Told his Lantern deliveries would continue once more, a new sheet of paper had been handed off to the hyena. New set of instructions in his hands, the chimera read the note carefully.


"You are to deliver lanterns to Yaksha and lesser adepti. Leave multiple around ruins and in gravesites."


Reading the names on the paper, labelled as Yaksha, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. He was delivering lanterns to dead Yaksha, really? Her Majesty was definitely making everything up as she went along. But, he supposed placing lanterns by graves was how it should be. Knowing Yaksha took food offerings as well, the soldier made his unceremonious return towards Second Life.


Whipping up a plate of Almond Tofu and Grilled Tiger Fish, the soldier had been set. Knowing the first order of business would be Pervases' grave, the solder walked off towards the west side of the harbor. Taking the pathway near the pharmacy, Mt. Tiangheng was upon the chimera.


Second Life owner informing him the ritual site was located south of the mountains, the early adult gazed at his map. Southern most point off beyond the cliffs, the soldier held back a grunt. He supposed he would have no choice but to climb. Walking past multiple ruins, the rocky world soon awaited him.


First hurdle conquered as the mountain was behind him, the soldier turned his head towards the left. Large castle floating on a rock in the sky, the hyena's eyes twitched. Was that the Jade Chamber? He was being watched from afar, for sure. Second part of the cliffs soon upon him, the chimera ascended once more.


Reaching the highest point of the mountain, the soldier looked downward. Tiny landscape below, the hyena blinked. It was a small world after all. Knowing the only way to continue was to descend down to the ground, the hyena scaled down towards the ground. Path of statues upon him, the early adult kept heading west.


Path on the lower levels of the mountain crossed through, grassy plains awaited the soldier. Multiple abandoned houses in his line of sight, the hyena sauntered onward. Familiar hill reached, the soldier erupted his legs into a sprint. Brand new building in the corner upon him, the chimera stepped inside.


Small place of worship adorning food offerings and a lit up incense stick, the early adult placed down the plate of Grilled Tiger Fish. Dropping down the lantern as well, the soldier placed his hands into a praying position. Respects paid to the departed Yaksha in full, the hyena gazed at the next set of instructions.


Told to leave lanterns within the ruins in Minlin, the early adult let out a groan. The ruins in Minlin? What an incredibly long walk from Mt. Tiangheng. But, he knew he had no right to complain. Complaints were not allowed for a Diplomatic Fatui Soldier. Figuring the best way to reach the ruins was to return onto the opposite path in Liyue Harbor, the hyena headed back upon the path of which he came.


Returning back towards the main city and walking upon the wooden bridge on the wharf, the soldier kept heading north. Same pathway through Guili Plains walked through, the soldier kept heading north, for the time being. Long winded path going on for what felt like all of Inazuma's eternity, the chimera headed west.


Cuijue Slope upon the chimera after two hours of walking, the hyena prepared himself. Keep heading north, he needed to keep going. Slope getting further behind as he kept walking, a small weathered out between a cliffside was squeezed through. Grassy plains cruised through, the early adult veered off towards the east.


Ruins with a glowing stone tablet mounted upon a platform reached, the soldier took a long, deep breath. Instructed to place six lanterns around the area, the early adult placed his finger on his chin. Why six, of all numbers? Hadn't there only been five Yakshas that existed? But, he supposed it did not matter. He had to scatter around the lanterns, no matter what.


First lantern placed by the stone tablet, the hyena headed for the ruins deep within. Reaching one of the many by a tall staircase, the soldier dropped the candle in the center of the room. Two of six placed, the early adult headed for the ruin next door. Door already open, the third was placed upon the ground.


Stepping towards the backend of the ruins, the soldier's heart skipped a beat at the sight before him. Ruin Guard laying dormant, the hyena lowered his walk into a tiptoe. If he were to awaken the war machine now, he would be taken out of commission, in an instant.


Dropping a lantern inside the ruins in the far off corner, the soldier placed another one upon the stairs. Placing the final one beside the Ruin Guard, the soldier dashed out of the ruins like his life depended on it. The monster was out of sight, out of mind. Mountain demon next on the list, the early adult sighed. Yet another long walk was upon him.


As the soldier headed for Wangshu Inn, the hyena could not help but wonder. Would the yaksha accept his lantern? He knew there was a high possibility he would reject it. Guili Plains returned to, the early adult headed north. Stairs towards the hotel nearing, the soldier put a serious look on his face. The time had come to seek out the mountain demon once more.


Inn staircase soon upon him, the soldier made the ascent upward. Inn as busy as ever, the hyena headed for the rooftop. No one around on the highest point of the hotel, the hyena sat down on the ground, legs folded into a pretzel. Placing down the plate of Almond Tofu, the chimera waited.


Hearing the sound of a person appearing out of nowhere, the plate of Almond Tofu was claimed. Mountain demon crossing his arms as he gave him an angry look, the hyena could feel a chill drop down his spine. Was he not supposed to summon him like this? If such were the case, he would apologize for such incorrect summoning later.


"You called?" the Yaksha asked. Turning his head, he grunted. "Oh, it's you. What do you want?"


Hearing the displeasure in the yaksha's voice, unease ate the chimera up like a plate of vegetarian abalone. Had he summoned him at the wrong time? But, he knew, he had to deliver the lantern to him, no matter what. Handing the mountain demon the candle, he stared at it, bewildered look upon his poker face.


"Why are you giving me this?" the Yaksha asked, grunting. But, he stopped himself. Right, the evil dragon rumor. Mortals are dumb. "Nevermind. Thank you for the lantern. I'll protect Liyue from the evil dragon." There was a tone of uncertainty as he vanished.


Yaksha vanishing as quickly as he appeared, sweat poured down the hyena's brow. What an incredibly awkward exchange. But, he supposed, the mountain demon was not good at speaking. Reading his instructions once more, the oddities piled up on top of one another.


Informed he would have to place a lantern beside the Ghuizong Ballista, the hyena rose an eyebrow. What did a large crossbow have anything at all to do with quelling a dragon? Her Majesty's instructions were getting far more ridiculous. Leaving the inn, the chimera headed south.


Reaching the ballista after about an hour of walking, the soldier ascended the ladder beside the ancient weapon from time forgotten. Dropping the lantern beside it, the hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. The day was saved, thanks to the Ghuizong Ballista's Lantern. What a miracle. Dropping a pin on his dryness, the soldier squinted at the next name upon the paper.


Reading the name Guoba on the next line of the sheet, the soldier practically fell onto the hard concrete floor below him. The chef's little assistant? Why did Her Majesty write his name down? There was no way he was an Adeptus. But, he supposed he had no choice in the matter. Reading the next line of instructions, the hyena's eyes opened wide.


Demanding words screaming on the paper informing him he was required to cook a feast for Guoba, the soldier twirled a loose strand of his hair with his fingers. He had to cook even more? Today would be yet another long day, for sure. Returning to the Harbor after what felt like the fourth time in two days, the hyena searched for Wanmin Restaurant.


Finding the famous food establishment after twenty minutes of walking, the hyena turned his attention towards the owner. Knowing he had to make haste and cook right away, the early adult placed his hands in front of him. Asking permission to use his kitchen signed on private display, access was soon granted.


Owner of Wanmin throwing suggestions his way about food for Guoba, Siorc took every suggestion close to his heart. Ten different dishes of both Li and Yue cuisine cooked upon the stove, the early adult placed the dishes on top of the counter. Young chef and her companion slowly heading towards the area, the chimera waited with all the patience in the world.


Told to set aside a bowl of rice pudding, the soldier fired up the stove. Chef and her bear companion soon walking by the restaurant, the sound of sniffing cancelled out all sound around him. Musical grunts overtaking the area as the final dish was made, the early adult placed the dessert on the counter. Chef looking his way, her companion's eyes sparkled.


"You made this meal for Guoba?" the chef asked, smiling. "Thank you so much!"


Guoba happily gobbling up everything, the soldier glared at the chef's companion. What a hungry little fellow, he was. All the food gone in less than half-an-hour, the hyena removed a lantern from the satchel. Chef's companion almost eating it, as well, the early adult shook his head.


Everything cleaned up and taken care of, the soldier read the next name on the paper. But, as he did such, a puzzle piece fell out of his head. Who in all of Teyvat was Yuegai? He had never heard of such a person or adeptus before. Pointing at the name on the leaflet, the chef gazed at the sheet, as well.


"Oh, Yuegai? He's always with ------!" the chef exclaimed, pointing at the paper. "She's probably leaving Qingce Village right about now!"


Lead given, the chimera bowed a thank you. Knowing he would have to head north for what felt like the one-hundredth time, the soldier returned to the bridge in the Harbor's Wharf. Same pathway through Guili Plains travelled, the early adult allowed another sigh to escape the esophagus. How many more times would he have to go through the same path?


Plains exited for what felt like the tenth time in two days, the Inn was upon him once more. Heading down the staircase towards the other side, the broken bridge around Dihua Marsh was upon the chimera. Jumping on the broken planks, water soaked the soldier's shoes. Path upon him after a few minutes of jumping, he kept heading north.


Marsh behind him after about an hour of walking, Stone Gate had been all but passed through. But, as Bishui Plains neared, the chimera could not help but wonder. Could this apparent adeptus named Yuegai and his friend already have left the area by now? He supposed he would have to keep an eye out for anyone walking around.


As the soldier headed onto the path near the bamboo trees, a wave of nostalgia flowed through the hyena. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. There was no time to reminisce about the past. He was still on the nonexistent clock. Continuing to walk forward, a person soon appeared within his line of sight.


Tiny brown haired girl with a stuffed yellow bunny in a basket skipping along the path, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. The big plush toy, was this the highly esteemed Yuegai? How could an illuminated beast fit inside such a thing? But, the hyena swung an axe through such assumption. Anything, at any walk of life, within any vessel, could have been a holy being.


Young girl halting her walk as she approached the hyena, the soldier removed a lantern from the satchel. Placing the candle beside the huge yellow plush toy, bewildered eyes had soon been on him. But, an invisible oil bulb soon popped over the child's head. Realization coming to her, a smile painted her face.


"I don't understand why you're giving us this," the young girl said, bewildered. "But thank you for the lantern, miss!"


Stepping out of the girl's way, the soldier shrugged. He supposed anyone, of any size, shape could have been an important person within Liyue. Young lady and her rabbit toy soon long gone, the soldier read the next name upon the paper. But, as he did such, his eyes opened wide.


Seeing Yínlóng's name written within his instructions, Siorc jumped seven steps back. What was his name doing on the list? Was Her Majesty throwing darts upon a dartboard now and writing down whatever name she landed on? The panda chimera was definitely, without a doubt, not an adeptus.


But, as he gazed over the name once again, a realization sliced a debate club through the hyena's stomach. Her Majesty, she was watching the panda chimera, guaranteed. Knowing he had to hurry, the hyena dashed back towards the path he came. Stone Gate skipped through, the soldier ran through Dihua Marsh, as well.


Wangshu Inn passed through, the hyena ran towards the southeast. Guili Plains behind him after what felt like the thousandth time, the chimera kept running south. Beach almost one-hundred meters away, the hyena halted his sprint. Stepping on the sand, the chimera searched the shoal from head to toe.


Spotting the panda chimera running towards the edge of the beach, the soldier resumed running. Yínlóng deep into his exercise regimen, as usual, a small smile graced the soldier's face. The panda was hard at work. Huffing a breath, the early adult halted his sprint. Panda stopping as well, eyes were soon on him. Turning to face them, he gave eye contact.


"Oh, hey Siorc," Yínlóng said, words slow and lulled. "Here to run with me?"


Shaking his head, the chimera removed a lantern from the satchel behind him. Hiding the candle behind him, for a moment, the soldier pointed his free hand at the panda's palms. Yínlóng holding his hands out, the hyena placed the lantern below his fingers. But, as he did such, his ears grew hot. Why was he making such a big production out of this? It was just a candle. It was nothing special; he was just following orders.


Lantern plopped into his hands, Yínlóng's cheeks grew hot. Why was Siorc giving them this now? Lantern Rite had already passed. Had there been some sort of Fatui holiday where they randomly gave out off season items to people? She knew she had to tell him the winter holiday was long since gone.


"Why are you giving me this, Siorc?" Yínlóng asked, words slow. "It's not Lantern Rite!"


Hearing the skepticism in Yínlóng's voice, the soldier removed his instructions from within the deep pits of his pocket. Placing his finger by the panda's name, he kept his attention on the entry for minutes on end. Look of surprise painting their face a new shade of silver, his uniform was soon bathed in sweat.


Seeing their name on Siorc's list of Yaksha and lesser Adepti, an oil bulb had gone off in Yínlóng's head. His big bad Fatui boss thought they were an Adeptus, did she? She supposed, to anyone who did not know any better, they looked like such to those looking from the outside.


"Your boss put my name on your list? But, I'm not an Adeptus!" Yínlóng exclaimed, words speeding up a smidgeon. Their two index fingers touched. "I'm honored your big bad Fatui boss thinks of me with such high regard, but, I don't have any special Adepti powers, or anything!"


Hearing it straight from the panda himself, the soldier bowed an apology. Right, Yínlóng was not an adeptus. Why would Her Majesty write his name down? But, he supposed, a young human-like adult with panda ears would look like a deity to some people.


Watching as Siorc bowed his head, a realization had come through Yínlóng's slow brain. Did he not have a choice in the matter on who he delivered lanterns to? If such were the case, maybe it was best to thank him for his service. Cheeks turning pink, they prepared themselves.


"Hey, no need to apologize!" Yínlóng exclaimed, waving his free hand about. "Thank you for the lantern. I'll treasure it." Looking at a mysterious device on their wrist, their back practically leaped. "Oh, would you look at the time! I'll be late for work!" Readying to run, he waved at Siorc. "See you later, Siorc! I have to go!" Running faster than ever before, the panda was soon gone.


Panda running faster than his eyes could follow, the soldier's mouth dropped open. Embarrassment was the most powerful emotion of all time, for sure. Feeling a wave of tiredness as the panda got further away, the hyena turned his legs back towards the opposite direction. It was time to return to the bank for the evening.


Entering the door to Northland Bank, the Agent stood behind the counter. Names crossed off one after another, a load of praise had come the chimera's way. Dismissed on the spot, but told he still had more lanterns to deliver tomorrow, the soldier highlighted the waypoint to the military barracks.


Wave of fatigue overtaking him the moment he stepped into the soundproof room, the early adult removed his hairpins and earrings. Uniform put away, as well, and glasses put aside, the hyena slumped into the rock hard bed. But, as the world of sleep was about to take him away, one thought looped on repeat.


What wild guesses awaited him tomorrow?


***


"Doing as I do every morning, I
Reach grandpa's house
After eating my nice bamboo breakfast for the day.
Gripping the door, I come inside.
Onward to commerce guild briefings, I go.
Now, Jojo and Shena will join me later. I


Am always the first to arrive.
Looking around the mansion, Yinyin is still sleeping.
Everyone else greets me, Auntie, Uncle, the
Red, expensive paintings.
The mansion is filled with history.


I climb up to the third floor, I am


Ready for my morning briefing.
Every morning before we start, grandpa meditates. I wait
Patiently. Sometimes, I join him, but not today. I am in my pearly pink hanfu.
Everything would crease if I sit in
A specific way. Grandpa finishing his regimen, he
Takes a look at me.


Don't know why, but he said something weird to me. 'Pink again, Qiulong?
Really, you ought to wear different, more practical colors while working with me.'
Agh, no. Come on, now
Grandpa! I will not wear any
Other color! No other shades. Nope,
Nuh uh, no way!


I put my foot down. 'Grandpa, what I'm wearing won't affect our trade routes!'
Nothing else is brought up about my appearance, he corks his suggestions.


Quite the long briefing upon me,
I am given a very strange order today.
Nothing to do with silver, gold, minerals, or trading.
Grandpa requested something far more unusual than I
Could ever imagine. 'Check up on my good old pal in Qingce Village for me today.'
Eyes on me, his panda ears wobble. 'Us old folks sometimes get


Very lonely.'
Is it just me, or does this feel like some sort of cover up?
Looking around, I cross my arms. What?
Look after an old folk? I mean, I have done so before, and I
Always do as grandpa says, but I feel put on the spot here.
Guess Jojo and Shena aren't coming today.
Eyeing him, I point to myself. 'Just me?' I asked.


As he gave me a look, he turned his back, for a moment.
Looking back at me, he responds. 'Yes, Qiulong, only you.'
Everything falls onto me, it seems. Well, no problem. I have to do what's
Right. I tell grandpa I will check on his friend. Onward
To Qingce Village I go."


Waking up the next morning, the hyena could not help but wonder. Were his lantern deliveries even working? He could not help but feel a sense of doom looming over him as the escort to the Harbor began. Instructions and lanterns handed to him, the soldier read through the words on the paper.


"You are to deliver lanterns to the following Adeptus as listed below:


------."


Seeing the name ------, the early adult tilted his head. The tall woman out in the mountains who was often seen with Cloud Retainer? There was no way she would accept a lantern. Suggestion to appease her with bitter mints, and description of her being spotted around Mt. Tiangheng lately, the soldier headed onward towards the path beside the pharmacy for the second day in a row.


No one of especial note along the pathway for minutes on end, the soldier kept searching. Eventually spotting the tall white haired woman with a manifestation of herself behind her killing multiple slimes one after another, the hyena backed five steps away. Slime carnage continuing for minutes on end, the hyena kept stepping backwards.


Entire slime population of Mt. Tiangheng vanquished, the early adult gulped. Any wrong move, and he would be next on the chopping block, for sure. Disciple soon looking his way, the soldier scrambled through the satchel. Candle in his hands, a long sigh dragged itself out from the tall woman's mouth.


"Don't bother. I cannot accept that lantern," the disciple said. "I am not an Adeptus."


Bowing an apology, the disciple went on her way. Should he have given her bitter herbs first? But, he supposed it had been too late. She had already been gone. Delivery an utter failure, the soldier read the next names on the list. But, as he did such, the hyena scratched his cheek.


Fèng and Linggui's names listed together on the same line, the soldier's cheek scratching continued. Why were the otter twins names here? Her Majesty's dartboard was full of misses right at the correct conclusion bullseye. But, he knew he had no choice in the matter, a candle had to be given to them.


Looking over their names for the second time, the hyena had come to wonder. Weren't Fèng and Linggui adventurers? Running into them by chance would be as impossible as finding seven balls with stars on them that granted three wishes. But, the soldier knew he had no choice in the matter. He had to find them no matter what.


Thinking about every possible location, two particular names stuck to the chimera like glue. Fèng and Linggui, perhaps, just maybe, they were near a body of water. Otters, chimera or not, were swimmers. Surely, they had to had to have been near Qingxu Pool. Resolute on his decision, the chimera headed south.


Same mountainscape as the day before ascended and descended, a wave of unease flowed through the chimera. Was it just his imagination, or had the atmosphere suddenly gotten heavy? Shaking the feeling off, the hyena kept walking. He was imagining it, guaranteed.


Pervases prayer site stepped around, the wave of unease only grew inside the soldier. Atmosphere getting heavier with every step he took, doom loomed over the chimera. Something terrible was going to happen at any given moment. But, the hyena kept attempting to shake such feeling off. No, he was imagining it. He needed to keep going.


Sharp turn towards the west continuing onward for awhile, the hyena braced himself as Qingxu Pool neared. He needed to prepare himself for anything. Large ruins near the area closing in on him, the chimera took a deep breath. If no one was here, he would turn around, in an instant.


Preparing to turn around at the sight of no one in the area, the sound of feet paddling about on the water stopped the soldier in his tracks. Observing the pool in front of him, a predictable sight caught the hyena's eyes. Linggui swimming upon the riverbed shirtless, otter legs, tail, furry hip pockets and arms all visible humming a gleeful tune, the early adult turned his attention towards the left.


Fèng standing by the water wearing a short red liyuean style dress with his chest visible ever so slightly, and indigo and scarlet bun covers with slight makeup and heeled shoes, the soldier blinked. Did the otter twins have some sort of day off? How incredibly convenient for them to be exactly where he figured they would have been. It was almost as if, such convenience had been created to push a story along. But, such fact was unknown to the young soldier. Fèng soon pointing his way, attention was about to be called to him.


"Look who's here to pay us a nice visit," Fèng said. His voice was soft and feminine. "Yínlóng's boyfriend!"


Siorc slapped his hand across his face. When will this joke stop? He was not Yínlóng's boyfriend. But, no such words would leave his lips. He knew, no matter what he would say, the teasing would never end. Whatever imagination romantic fantasy the twins had about the panda and he, he knew he would be wasting his breath retorting anything.


Twin calling out to him, Linggui stop swimming. Standing on the shallow end of the pool, he parked himself upon the shore. Flat, manly chest with no pointy balloon breast zits soon covered behind his turtle shirt, a cheesy grin appeared on his face. What brought Siorc around these parts? A little fun teasing wouldn't hurt.


"Were ya watchin' me swim shirtless, Yínlóng's boyfriend?" Linggui asked, wide grin on his face. "Yer gonna make Yínlóng sad if you look at other men!"


The soldier let out a loud groan. Why did the otter twins insist on continuously teasing him over the panda chimera? The jokes had no end in sight. He supposed he had gotten used to their antics by now, but there had to have been an off switch. Fèng crossing his arms across his waist, a scolding had come Linggui's way.


"Come on, Linggui, why don't we stop teasing him?" Fèng said to Linggui, they then turned towards Siorc. "He must be here to work! Right, Mr. Hardworker?"


Hearing Fèng's words, the hyena could not help but feel a sense of womanhood radiating from him. Realizing such, the soldier could not help but wonder. Was addressing Fèng as he no longer correct? He supposed he could ask later when work was not upon him. Nodding, the early adult reached for a lantern from the satchel. Handing the pair candles, bewildered looks shot his way.


Siorc handing him a lantern, Linggui gazed at the paper weight in his hands. What was this all about? But, he had recalled Katheryne telling Fèng and he about a rumor going around Liyue. Maybe it was best to accept such commodity for today, just in case.


"Yer givin' this t' me?" Linggui asked. "I accept yer lantern, but Xuanwu isn't awake right now." His furry hands pointed to his chest as he said such. "Thank ya fer the lantern, though. Fèng and me'll take 'em."


Hearing the name Xuanwu, the hyena tilted his head. Who could that have possibly been? But, he knew he could not ask such, questions were not allowed for a Diplomatic Fatui soldier. Removing the paper once again, the chimera's eyes twitched at the next three names on the list.


Reading the names Pulao, Chiwen and Qiongqi, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier. Why were those names on the list? Nothing would go easy, for sure if he had to give a lantern to the brattiest adult chimera in the world. Fèng peering at the list, as well, information had soon come his way.


"Dear, oh dear, that list of yours wants you to give lanterns to our cousins, too?" Fèng said, shaking their head. "They're in Mingyun Village right now, but, be careful! Pulao might throw a fit if you give her a lantern!"


Heeded words of caution coming his way, the soldier headed back towards the east. Knowing he would have to go back through multiple paths he had already been to across the past few days, the hyena reversed back onto the path he came. But, as Mt. Tiangheng neared, an army of slimes overtook the area.


Gelatinous monsters on every pathway throughout the mountains, the soldier let out a sigh. Hadn't the disciple cleared out all the slimes? He supposed she missed a few obvious spots. Flower friends making quick work of the enemies on the pathway, the hyena kept walking.


Another set of slimes vanquished as the back entrance towards the Harbor awaited him, a wave of dejavu flowed through the chimera. How many times could he possibly cut through Liyue Harbor in less than seventy-two hours? The chimera did not know, but he felt like he had looped back around the area more than a dozen times already.


Guili Plains cruised through once more, the soldier headed towards the eastward path. Knowing his way around the area at this point, the hyena held back the urge to shut his eyes. He could navigate the area without his glasses, if he wanted to. But, the hyena stopped himself from doing such. He could not allow himself to rely on muscle memory now.


Disheveled village reached after two hours of walking, the early adult took a deep breath. Preparing himself, he stepped foot in the area. Otter triplets sitting on the ground meditating, a wave of guilt washed out the chimera into the ocean. Now was definitely not the time to disturb them. But, he knew, if he waited too long, the Agent would scold him for finishing his duties late.


Tapping on Pulao's shoulder, the young woman stood to her feet. Eyes soon on him, the chimera removed a lantern from the bag. Placing the candle into his hands, he stretched the limbs out in front of the youngest of the triplets, but as he did such, her lip had begun to quiver.


"Get that thing away from me! I don't want it!" Pulao shouted at the top of her lungs. But, as she said such, her stomach shook. Hair ribbons glowing, the azure dragon spirit within her leapt out from her torso. Lantern grabbed, she let out a scream. "Aah! No, no, no, no, no! He's awake now! No! No!" Tears streaming down her face as the dragon gripped the lantern, her shouts kept going. "Go back to sleep! Go away!" Tears falling faster, she dashed off like a light.


Pulao running off at lightning speed, the early adult's eyes twitched. What just happened? Did a dragon just come out of the young lady's stomach? He had to have been seeing things, for sure. There was no way that just occurred. Angry eyes on him, a sea of scolding danced in his inhuman eardrums.


"Hey, you! Why did you do that?" Qiongqi scolded, arm moving about from his chest to beside him. "The award for the most terrible stranger goes to you!"


"My, my, now, listen here, stranger, you shouldn't have done that!" Chiwen scolded, wagging aer finger on the air. "Now you got her all worked up!" Aer finger kept wagging on the air for minutes on end. "You're going to come with us to look for her and apologize! Got it, stranger?"


Knowing he had no choice, the soldier nodded. Right, Pulao had a bad heart. Working her up would only hurt her. Qiongqi and Chiwen running ahead of him, the soldier dashed off in tandem. Party of two in front of him heading north, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. He had to be on the lookout for the youngest of the triplets.


Qiongqi and Chiwen freezing up for a moment, the soldier backed eight steps away. Chiwen stating ae could not feel their arms, a capsule of pills were placed in aer hand. Brother helping aer to down them, the hyena faced towards the other direction. Whatever was going on was no business of his.


Group in front of him recuperating, the search was on. Sal Terrae soon upon him, a frantic Pulao dashed around the area. Siblings soon catching up to her by the salt bed in the corner, the soldier placed his hands into a praying position. The dead deserved respects paid to them. Eyes soon on him once again, another layer of scolding had been peeled off.


"Pulao, please try to calm down, this man has something to say to you!" Qiongqi exclaimed, pointing at the stranger. "Go on, say you're sorry for what you did!" He rammed his elbow into the stranger, but as he did such his scars throbbed. "Ow! Ugh." Getting himself back on track, he repeated himself. "Go on, say you're sorry. Unless you want the award for slowest apologizer ever."


Qiongqi's ridiculous rewards line bouncing off his eardrums, the chimera held back a groan. What was this, a competition of who was the sorriest? He would not compete in such race, if it even existed. Placing his hands into an apologetic stance, his lips motioned to speak.


"I am sorry, miss," the hyena said, voice barely audible. Icy dragon inside her going to sleep, a retort came his way.


"Don't ever give me a lantern again!" Pulao shouted, dropping the lantern on the salt pile. "I am not an adeptus!"


Nodding, the otter trio left the area. Candle stomped upon in the salt monument, the soldier sighed. He supposed Pulao had a right to be upset if a monster inside her awakened whenever a lantern were to be handed to her. Party of three soon long behind him, the hyena read the final name listed in his instructions.


Reading the name ------- on the paper, the early adult tilted his head. Had he read that name right? The tall brunette, an adeptus? There was no way that could have been true. But, he supposed he could not argue with Her Majesty's judgement. Thinking back for a moment, a location had come to mind about the wises man's whereabouts.


Recalling the tall brunette was often seen throughout various places in Liyue Harbor, the soldier pumped his fists together. Surely, he had to have been somewhere within the main city of the nation of contracts. Resolute on his decision, the early adult exited Sal Terrae.


Reaching Liyue Harbor after two hours of walking, the soldier searched every area within the city. But, the tall brunette was nowhere to be seen. Checking every restaurant and outdoor dining place, the world's tea had gone cold, tossed over the ocean. Walking towards the other side of the streets, the hyena kept looking.


No signs of the wise man anywhere within the harbor, the soldier walked towards the terrace, as well. Not spotting him anywhere within the area, the hyena turned his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction. Checking other obvious places, his search about kept turning up empty.


Circling around the harbor twice over, the early adult felt a wave of fatigue flow through him. Where could the tall brunette possibly be? Maybe he had already left the harbor. Readying to wave the white flag, the soldier prepared himself to surrender himself to Northland Bank, but another idea hatched itself inside his mind.


The fancy party boat off the coast of the harbor, could the tall brunette have been there? He supposed it was worth a shot checking it out. Generic middle aged man taking him to the vessel of many festivities, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left.


Luck, and the archons were on his side. Tall brunette sipping tea as he listened to a storyteller talk about six foot tall woman taking out a leviathan without a vision, the early adult could not believe his ears. What an outlandishly embellished story. But, he supposed such was the case with fiction. It was almost as if, the world he lived in was not real, either, but the chimera snapped himself out of such thinking. He was getting carried away, for sure.


Tall brunette turning his way, the chimera broke into a hot sweat. Had he disturbed his tea time? Placing his hands out in front of him, the soldier bowed an apology. Amiable smile appearing on the man's face, the early adult lifted his head. Was he inviting him to join him? But, he popped such thought with a pin. Impossible, there was no way.


"It would seem we have another guest joining us tonight," the tall brunette said, hand on his chin.


Knowing that was his cue, the soldier removed a lantern from the satchel. Handing he candle off to the tall brunette, sharp eyes were soon on him. Wise man of many wisdoms shaking his head, the soldier's backside was soon soaked. Was he not going to take the lantern? World of rejection about to come his way, he kept his ears open.


"Ah, you must have heard those rumors spreading around Liyue Harbor lately about handing off candle lit lanterns to the Adeptus," the tall brunette said, words sharp. He pushed the lantern back, however. "But, I am afraid I cannot accept this offering. I am not an adeptus. I am a mere mortal." He soon stood up from his chair. "Why don't we take a stroll around Qingce Village?"


Tall brunette extending an invitation for a nice stroll, the soldier nodded. But, he could not help but feel the suggestion came out of right field. Why did he want to head for Qingce Village now, of all times? He could not help but feel such suggestion was completely calculated. But, the soldier kept such thoughts to himself.


Reaching the village after about an hour, a wave of unease flowed through the chimera. Was it just his imagination, or had the atmosphere been thick here? Hearing the sound of frantic footsteps pattering through the area, the soldier turned his attention towards the noise.


Pink panda chimera running frantically towards the tall brunette, the soldier blinked. What was Qiulong doing all the way out in Bishui Plains? But, he supposed she had a job of her own to do. Dashing towards the wise man, the young panda woman caught her breath, for a moment.


"Mr. -------, there you are! I need your help!" Qiulong shouted, still catching her breath. "In the river, the elderly spotted a dragon, and they're scared! I think their blood pressure might go up if we don't do something!"


Tall brunette requesting Qiulong lead him to the dragon, the pink panda led the way. Silently following behind as a bridge popped up, a sight caught the soldier's eyes. Large hydra poking its head out of the water with painful looking spikes everywhere, the hyena's eyes twitched. Was this the so called dragon he was supposed to be quelling?


Giving lanterns expecting them to quell a dragon was just a rumor, indeed.


"Wait a second, Mr. -------? Isn't that Osial?" Qiulong asked, legs shaking. "The kids in the village told me that they gave lanterns to the Yaksha to keep an evil dragon away!" But, a dismissal of such fact kicked into full swing.


"You must be mistaken, Miss Qiulong. That is not Osial," the tall brunette replied. "This must be their child. Nevertheless, it is imperative we quell it."


Dragon in the water letting out a roar, the early adult prepared himself. Right, he had to fight the "evil" dragon. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. Qiulong placing herself in a battle stance, the soldier did so, as well. Pink panda clapping her hands together, a battle cry took to the skies.


"Rose quartz!" Qiulong shouted at the top of her lungs.


Large pink diamond in the pink panda's hands, a rosy, blinding light overtook the area. Closing his eyes as his world soon became a sea of gems, the soldier snapped himself out of it. He needed to focus. No amount of light should stop him from attacking. Panda firing arrows at the enemy, the chimera tossed down a flower friend.


Tall brunette dropping down a seismic pillar, the ground shook from underneath him. Losing his balance for a few moments, the chimera wobbled forward. Silk flower friend soon joining the battle, the hyena provided silent commands to his flower brought to life by his Dendro Vision, but such was cut short.


Hydra letting out a roar, it swung its body forward. Metallic spikes brushing up against his legs, crimson liquid gushed through the early adult's limbs. Holding back the urge to scream, the soldier threw down another flower friend. He had to contribute to the fight, no matter what.


But, such contribution was cancelled once more. Monster swiping its spikes forward once more, his knees and the metal edges shook hands. Iron sinking deep, the early adult let out a scream. The thorns were breaking in, carving themselves within, intertwining. Pool of red getting deeper, a wave of dizziness overtook the soldier.


Qiulong and tall brunette keeping their part of the fight going, the soldier kept his attempts going. But, the hyena's legs stumbled forward. Attempting with any might that remained to at least transform, the hyena closed his eyes. But, no such transformation ever came. Human hands remaining the way they were, the early adult's head begun to spin faster as the ground around him became redder. Hydra turning to him once more, their spikes were ready to become the best of friends with his joints.


As the hydra's spikes made their acquaintance with his knees once more, the metal carved deeper than a knife slicing through tomatoes. Feeling like his knee could slice in half at any given moment, another scream released itself from the chambers of the hyena's partially human throat. The spikes were deeper, sharper, more effective.


Trying to gather any energy left within him, the hyena tossed down one more flower friend. But, no commands ever came the Windwheel Aster's way. World around him muffled and fuzzy, the hyena fell backwards upon the ground. Limbs throbbing as his back hit the bridge, the world of unconsciousness awaited the hyena. Everything going black, he closed his eyes.


He was useless.


***


Coming to sometime later, a wave of bewilderment flowed through the chimera. Where had he been taken to? Turning his head towards the right and left, confusion looped on repeat as the sight of the taller panda chimera zeroed in on his low energy field of vision.


Jiaolong sitting by the bedside reading another large medical textbook, a realization had come to the soldier. Had someone taken him to the backrooms in Bubu Pharmacy? Knowing such was a possibility at hand, the early adult let out a barely audible yelp. He could not stay here, guaranteed. Noise catching the taller panda's attention, the medical book slammed shut.


"Good, you've come to," Jiaolong said, smiling. He then reversed his grin into a slight frown. "Now, what's this about you fighting a dragon? The only dragon you should be facing is me."


The hyena's heart skipped a beat as Jiaolong said such. What did he mean? Jiaolong was not a dragon, he was a panda. There was no way he would be able to face him in battle. He wielded a Pyro Vision, he would lose on the spot. Dragon comment bouncing around in his head like a kaboom ball on a court, the chimera tilted his head.


Seeing a look of confusion on Yínlóng's friend's face, Jiaolong shook his head. Did he not understand the joke? He supposed such was fine. Perhaps, it would have been in his best interest to let him know he was not being serious. Allowing a joke to go too far would only cause more harm than good.


"It was merely a jest. My name is that of a dragon," Jiaolong explained, chuckling. "Oh, and I took care of your knee for you. It was only a gash wound, so you should be alright. But, don't put too much pressure on it until it heals." He then took him to his hand, raising him to his feet. "Now, I'm taking you to Third Round Knockout. Walk carefully."


Guided towards the teahouse, a plate of chop suey awaited him as the taller panda chimera took him to his usual seat. Yínlóng, Qiulong and the tall brunette all seated, as well, multiple eyes of concern were soon on him. Yínlóng's eyes on his bandage knee, their face soon darkened.


"Hey, are you alright?" Yínlóng asked, words slow. "Qiulong told me what happened!"


Nodding, the hyena turned towards Qiulong. Just how much did she tell her cousin? If she had told him the tall brunette and she fought a dragon, a sea of questions would come his way, for sure. Yínlóng stepping aside for a moment to brew tea, the chimera placed his fingers around his chopsticks.


Herbal tea set in front of him, the panda's pink eyes were soon on him. Knowing what kind of questions were about to come his way, the soldier gave eye contact. If he were about to ask him if he fought a dragon, he knew he had to be honest about such. Biting a bit of his chop suey, he awaited for the inquiry.


"Siorc, is it true that you fought a dragon?" Yínlóng asked. "Qiulong told me about it." But, the tall brunette soon joined the conversation.


"Miss Yínlóng, you're far too caught up in the rumors spreading around the city," the tall brunette replied. "Your friend here merely fought a treasure hoarder calling themselves a dragon."


Hearing the tall brunette speak such an obvious tall tale, the hyena's mouth gaped wide open enough for a Cicin fly straight in. Why in the world would he tell such a blatant lie? There was no way Yínlóng would fall for such dishonesty. But, the soldier kept his mouth shut. Perhaps, he had his reasons for construing the truth.


Mr. ------- telling such an obvious lie, Qiulong's ears perked. What? How did he turn their battle around into such a silly little turn of events? Were the dragons of Liyue supposed to be some well guarded secret? If that's what was going on, she knew she had to keep the secret hidden. Surrendering to such principle, she kept the truth buried within her dress.


Teacher stating Siorc had gotten himself into a tussle with Treasure Hoarders, a wave of concern knocked the air out of him. Had his boss told him to fight criminal factions now? He knew he needed to let him know he should try to keep himself safe. If he was in any sort of trouble, he would drop everything now to help him, guaranteed.


"Hey, try not to endanger yourself, okay?" Yínlóng said, words slowing down even more than usual. "Even if your boss tells you to, don't throw yourself into so much danger." A deep frown had been on their face. "Next time, I'll help you out, I promise!"


Sipping his tea, the early adult blinked. Yínlóng had already fallen for the lie? He supposed there was nothing he could do. The tall brunette did not wish to speak about the truth of the situation. Biting down onto the final piece of his chop suey, one final round of information had come his way.


Tall brunette stating his subordinate said his job is done, the soldier bowed a thank you. Signing words of gratitude at the panda trio and wise man, the hyena removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Opening the orb into map form, the chimera highlighted the waypoint to the military barracks.


Steel walled room upon him, a wave of tiredness overtook the soldier. Hairpins, earrings, and uniform removed, the hyena slumped into the uncomfortable bed. But, as he placed his head upon the rock hard pillow, the early adult could not help but wonder. Would the odd jobs continue? World of dreams pulling him back in for the night, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


These odd jobs were only beginning.

 

[Palamon]

2. Branch Off 1: The Four Winds Errand Hyena, Dandelion Seeds Spreader

"I cannot believe this,


Are you serious, Your Majesty?
Making me do errands for Mondstadt, really?


Nothing smells more like
Overt manipulation than this to me.
There is a festival going on soon?


Your Majesty, what are you planning?
Obviously, you are planning something.
Unless proven otherwise, I am onto you.
Really, can't you let Mondstadt be?


Especially during a festival.
Reap what you sew.
Reverse this order, honestly.
All and, whatever you are planning, it is
Not a good thing.
Definitely, something will


Happen behind the scenes during this festival.
Yes, I know. It is
Especially guaranteed.
Nothing will convince me she just wants me to help,
Alliance, sure Your Majesty.


No. You're just using
All the nations.
That much is key. But,
I must follow
Orders, I must remain loyal.
Now is not the time to leave.


Or she'll kill me.
For now, I need to keep


Following orders.
Remove my thoughts of suspicions.
Everything regarding that must cease.
Everything besides work must
Delete itself from within me.
Only thoughts about
My forced career must remain, that is key."


The sound of morning alarm bells screamed out like a monster screaming for mercy upon the battlefield. As the alarm bells continued to blare like a siren, countless Fatui soldier sent their complaints to Celestia above. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal within the permafrost north.


The constant groans for minutes on end were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any alarm bells, the hyena rose from the uncomfortable bed. Adjusting his glasses a smidgeon, the soldier had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the early adult snapped the buttons on his uniform shut, the chimera could not help but wonder. His routines, were they about to be thrown out the window? He could not help but feel that everything was about to break into thousands of pieces. But, he supposed he needed to prepare for anything. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living.


Buttons slightly crooked, the early adult clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Plain set locked on, the young soldier turned his head towards the steel walls. Is everything about to change? He supposed, no matter what orders he were about to get today, he had to be ready.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the hyena gazed at the Geo Delusion. Sinister orb glaring back at him, the chimera could not help but ponder. Why did Her Majesty give him this gift in the first place? But, the soldier snapped himself back to reality before he could enter a certain mode like a black ponytailed school girl in another universe. What in the world was he thinking? He can't question Her Majesty's motives. She'll kill him for sure, if she were to find out about such.


Pushing the delusion aside, the early adult placed the heelless shoes over his currently human feet. Flavorless gruel devoured as well, the hyena let out a sigh. He supposed he should feel honored at all he was given a Delusion, even if such gift was a mistake. Adjusting his glasses once more, and buttons fixed, as well, the chimera had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Hearing the louder than ever before militaristic footsteps march on inexorably, the hyena took a deep breath. Time had run out, the hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. He needed to focus on the workday in front of him. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the early adult turned his attention towards the door. Thoughts pushed aside, the work mode switch flipped into the on position.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You are going to Mondstadt today to clean the city and statues for an upcoming festival." The masked Agent gave unseen eye contact with the soldier. Making use of their alliances was key to Her Majesty's conquest of conquering the world.


The chimera jumped six steps back. He has to do what now? Clean an entire city and their statues for a festival? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense, he was being reduced to an errand hyena. Surely, the Nation of Freedom's residents could help just as much, if not more.


The soldier rolled his eyes towards the ceiling as the word statue echoed on his inhuman eardrums. Why couldn't the knights have just deep cleaned the entire city? The Cavalry Captain sits around and does nothing, he should do it. Whatever Her Majesty was planning, it could not be a good thing.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Are you with me? You're cleaning the city and statues around Mondstadt today!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. What could possibly be on his subordinates mind besides work? He could never fathom what this man was thinking. "Get a move on!"


The hyena jumped two further steps back. Right, no dawdling, he was on the nonexistent clock. There was no time to think about the what, or why. Turning his attention towards the Agent, he placed his arm out in front of him. There was no more time to waste, whatsoever.


"Yes, sir," the chimera responded autonomously. Ulterior motives or not, he knew he could not question it.


"Great. Let's go, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, the limb had been gripped into a tight lock. But, as the escort to the City of Freedom began, the hyena rolled his eyes to the ceiling. Teleportation about to begin, one final thought bounced around in the soldier's fading human mind.


He was not someone's errand hyena to be loaned out like a rent a person.


***


"That bard! He's at my door again! Can't
He leave me be? I have
Other important matters of
Stopping myself from living to attend to!
Every time he has some errand for me, I try


To tell him no, but no!
He insists so! Not this time, bard!
I'm leaving for Liyue towards Sumeru, bye! That
Nation, the deserts, they have artifacts that could surely kill me!
Great! There he goes, knocking, beating the door.
Stop your irritable racket, I'm not home! I'm not in!


And, so he continues! Does he think I'll keep answering the more his
Racket keeps going? No! I'm not home! Don't you see?
Eat your heart out, I'm not answering!


No matter what, I'm not
Opening the door!
Though, that pest keeps going! What a persistent little


Mule! Keep going all
You'd like! I'm not budging!


For Archon's that I don't worship's sake he's calling my name!
Ah, there he goes. Calling out to me. Saying
My name, 'Kigyo, I know you're in!' that stupid bard shouted.
'I need to talk to you!' No you don't, annoying bard,
Leave! I create a makeshift suitcase,
You know what, bard, sure, I'll open the door, but


There's no way I'll answer to any of your dumb demands.
Here I go, door open. I hold the suitcase in my hands.
Eyes wander to me, he laughs, 'Took
You long enough, can't hide from me!' He put in


Another aggravating te hee, that isn't going to work this time!
Right as I think that, he flaps his overused gums once more. 'I need you to come to Stormterror's Lair, please!'
Eyes with a desperate look on them, I hold up my suitcase.


For the love of everything, I'm not falling for it this time!
As I ready to slam the door, I put my makeshift
Briefcase in the bard's face. 'Go bother someone else, I'm leaving on a trip!' I
Replied, fingers pressed onto the door. 'Whatever you want to me to do for you,
I'm not helping you, even if it's something that
Can kill me!' He lowers his face into a pout, this bard, I swear! Always trying to guilt me.
'Aww Kigyo come on--' I slam
The door in his face. Nope, not interested! Get out of here, please!
I think it is due time to bother someone else. I am not an
Opportunity. There's Knights everywhere,
Normal citizens, bards, everything in between.
So, not today bard. I'm out of here, I have left the building!"


Upon reaching the capital city of Mondstadt through the Teleport Waypoint, the soldier was dragged forward towards the stairs. City looking as clean and breezy as ever, the early adult rolled his eyes to the sky. Did the city truly need cleaning? Everything looked completely normal. There was surely no speck of dust anywhere.


Knights Headquarters soon reached, the Agent invited himself into the Acting Grand Master's office. Young woman buried in mountains of paperwork, the early adult held back the urge to sigh. Couldn't the other knights stop to help her with her heavy workload? Absolutely ridiculous.


Agent discussing matters with the Acting Grand Master, the soldier resisted the urge to crack a wise one. Hearing her proclaim all the other knights were busy preparing for the festival, the early adult shook his head. Sure, they were. That was as believable as a blond person and their nonexistent fairy companion that existed nowhere in this world claiming they came from another universe. Knight soon turning towards him, the soldier gave eye contact.


"I apologize for springing this on you, young man," the Acting Grand Master said, eyes closed for a second. "But, everyone else is currently busy setting up for the festival. ------ has stepped out, as well. Could you clean up the library in her stead until she returns?" She took a breath.


Hearing the sense of urgency in her voice, the hyena nodded. He supposed he had no choice in the matter. While he wished to have no part in such acts of cleaning, he knew he had to, no matter what. Stepping outside of the Acting Grand Master's office, the soldier headed for the library on the other side of headquarters.


Stepping into the library, the place was a ghost town. Barely a soul within the area, the early adult shrugged. Perhaps, just maybe, everything would go by quicker if less people were within the premises. Stepping towards the librarian, he looked into her eyes. Flirty witch ready to fire off her mouth to say ridiculous things, the hyena attempted to prepare himself to tune out every word that had nothing to do with the task at hand.


"Hi there, cutie, are you here to clean for us?" the librarian asked, flirting as usual. "That's so sweet of you." Duster handed to him, she returned to her lazy world of nothing important.


Cleaning supplies in his hands, the soldier walked towards a table. But, as he wiped the dust clean, the hyena could not help but wonder. What is the point of cleaning up a library when a festival was right around the corner? Not even the usual patrons were around. No one would notice the difference between dusty tables or polished tables, for sure.


Three more tables polished and dust exterminated, the early adult gazed towards the lower level of the library. Academic penguin chimera fervently reviewing and adjusting some lesson plan in the corner, the young soldier held back a shrug. Some people made themselves do work no matter what. Vacation was definitely not in his nor the Acting Grand Master's vocabulary. Returning to dusting, the hyena turned to his work in front of him.


Bottle of water spray left out on the librarian's counter, the hyena added the cleaning product to his temporary collection. Wooden chairs sprayed down and sanitized, the early adult dusted the upper floor bookshelves, as well. Particles gathering everywhere, dust soon filled the soldier's glasses. Wiping them off, the chimera's shelf cleansing continued.


Upper floor all taken care of after some time, the soldier proceeded towards the ground floor. Seats sprayed and tables dusted, eyes were soon on him. Ponytailed penguin chimera watching him every step of the way with a look of disgust on his face, the early adult kept his attention forward. He had no time for the likes of the aggravating penguin family. But, as his cleaning continued, protests came his way.


"No, no, no, you're dusting all wrong," Prinz complained. "Didn't your mum ever teach you how to clean?"


The chimera held back the urge to growl. Who did this preppy penguin think he was, backseat cleaning? Sharply turning his head towards the opposite direction, the early adult went back to dusting. Bookshelves in front of him, the utensil and the casing met. But, eyes remained on him every step of the way.


"You're not listening to me, how rude, I can't believe this!" Prinz exclaimed. "You are spreading dust around, not exterminating it." He let out a sneeze that sounded more forced than anything in the entire world. "Bloody Mary, all the antigens in the air now are disconcerting me from completing the draft of my lesson plans!"


The hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. Why were all the penguin chimeras so overdramatic? Couldn't they go one day in their lives without making a big production out of everything? Continuing his cleanse about, the soldier tuned out the preppy penguin's voice to the best of his ability.


Knight of Favonius Maid stepping onto the scene after about twenty minutes, Prinz's fingers pointed the hyena's way. Long laundry list of complaints about him coming his way, the young silver haired maid looked ready to roll up her sleeves. Duster yanked out of his hands by the preppy penguin and transferred into the maid's the soldier grit his teeth. Was that a pot and kettle he heard in the distance?


"Leave it all to me!" the Knight's Maid exclaimed. Dusting in seconds, the soldier turned his heelless shoes towards the stairs.


Exiting headquarters, the soldier headed towards the center of the city. Recalling there had been a Barbatos statue near the church, the hyena walked towards the west. No one except the sisters of the church standing beside the statue, cleaning tools were soon handed to him.


Tall, God of Freedom monument holding its large hands out, dust a plenty, the early adult let out a sigh. How could the statue get itself into such a state? There was no possible way everyone was far too busy to maintain the singular object to commemorate their deity. But, he knew there was no time to think about such. He had to get cleaning right away.


Bottom sides of the statue cleansed of its dust pockets in minutes, the hyena creaked his head upwards towards the hands. Gazing at them, the soldier wondered. How was he supposed to reach there? But, he supposed he had no choice but to climb. Hands on the stone back, the soldier attempted to ascend.


But, as the soldier attempted to hop onto the hands, the early adult's possibly human rear hit the water beneath him. Back to square one, the early adult ascended once more. But, such remained impossible. Space between the head and hands too far apart, the gap made itself known to the chimera.


Letting out a growl, the early adult wiped the dust off on the statue head as he ascended upward for what felt like the tenth time. Jumping off the ledge once more, the soldier deployed his windglider. Surely, if he were to ride the wind, he would land upon the monument's hands.


Stone hands finally upon him, the hyena removed the dust from the equation. Rest of the monument cleansed of its dirt and grime, the soldier prepared to head for the next area. But, as he prepared to do such, the least holy sister in all of Mondstadt stepped down the staircase.


Unholy sister of the church smoking a cigar, polluting the air with her poor health decisions heading straight towards him, the early adult let out a sigh. What could she possibly want from him? Whatever it was, he was not interested. Nun continuing her puffs for minutes on end, demands soon came his way.


"Errand boy, since you just cleaned the statue, get rid of the leaves piled up by the church, as well," the unholy sister of the church said. Her cigar soon polluted the air once more.


The soldier could feel smoke come out of his ears. Did the unholy nun just call him an errand boy? Who did she think she was, addressing him as such? Couldn't she clean up the leaves herself? Oh, right, she was too busy smoking her cigar to do her job. What a lazy sister, she was.


Knowing that, if he did not do as he was told, he would get an earful from the Agent, the hyena did as instructed. Rake handed to him like it was candy, the early adult removed the fallen debris from the premises. Piles everywhere around the outside of the cathedral, the chimera kept his work going.


Stubborn leaves everywhere, the gardening tool gripped the edges of the debris with a firm grasp. Heading for the gravesite in the back, the soldier's forced upon work continued. Strange man looking ready to break into the church as he kept cleaning, the hyena rolled his eyes. Maybe this man should clean instead. Pushing such thoughts aside, the chimera continued.


Unholy sister of the church sitting on the bench in the corner finishing the last puff of smoke from her cigar, the early adult picked up the speed of his raking. This woman, she just tossed her job onto him so she could laze around, didn't she? Readying to finish the job, the sound of a door opening echoed throughout the area.


Deaconess stepping outside the cathedral her eyes were soon on the unholy sister of the church. Running towards her, her hands moved up and down as the sights before her made themselves clear. Looking ready to give a scolding of a lifetime, the hyena prepared to stage his exit.


"-------, I thought you told me you were going to quit smoking!" the Deaconess exclaimed. She then turned her attention towards the rake. "And why are you making someone else do your job for you?" She then placed her hands into an apologetic stance. "I'm so sorry you had to do all the cleaning! We'll take over from here!" Rake taken, his hands were free.


Sisters going about their holy duties from the gods, the early adult removed the Teleport Waypoint Proxy Orb from his back pocket. Opening up the orb into map form, the hyena studied the Mondstadt section, for a moment. Spotting four statutes, and one within Dragonspine, the soldier placed a pin near each one of them. Windrise statue the closest, the chimera's legs erupted into a sprint.


Soon reaching the city's exit, the chimera walked down the bridge. Pigeons flying away with every step he took, a young boy's shouts joined the party. Bowing a quick apology, the early adult resumed his sprint. Continuing to head south, the soldier kept going. Dirt road split path soon upon him, the hyena veered off towards the right.


Pathway towards the large tree upon him, the soldier took a long, deep breath. If the Anemo Archon were watching, he'd better appreciate all the work that was thrusted upon him. But, the hyena shook his head. He needed to push such thoughts away. God statue just meters away, the soldier prepared the cleaning materials.


Statue as filthy as the last one, the chimera held back the urge to sigh. Who let this happen? Whoever was in charge of keeping their monuments clean was doing an awful job of maintaining them. Scrubbing away like his life depended on it, dust had been beaten like a monster in the open wilderness.


Every nook and cranny of the statue taken care of after about an hour, a light shone itself upon the deity on the top. Seeing such, the soldier blinked. It was almost as if the gods were shining a spotlight from up above of Celestia. Figuring the monument was polished enough, the hyena returned to the path in front of him.


Knowing Starfell Lake's statue was the one that was the closest in proximity, the early adult had begun to head north. Dashing across the dirt road, the chimera kept running. Monsters going about their business along the way, the soldier proceeded with caution. If he were to aggravate any denizens within the open wilderness, he stood no chance.


Ascending a small cliffside, the soldier kept running. Spotting the statue from afar, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Was it just his imagination, or was someone following him around? But, early adult shook his head. He was imagining it, surely.


Descending the cliffside, the early adult dashed off towards the lake. Hopping across the shallow waters, the stone god monument blistered with dust gazed down upon him. Liquid bottle and duster in hand, the soldier sprit down the statue of filth. But, as he had begun decimating the dust, the hyena observed his surroundings.


Eyes continuing to dart around as the monument had begun to glow with every stroke, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Was he seeing things, or was there a hat sticking out of a bush in the corner? But, the hyena pushed his curiosity into a river. He had no time for such things.


Statue cleansed of all its filth after awhile, the early adult jumped over the lake. It was time to head for the next one. He supposed, if anyone was keeping an eye on him, he should not alert them that he knows. Heading back towards the southward path, the early adult kept walking.


Crossing through Whispering Woods, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Hat peeking itself from behind the tree, the soldier kept his attention forward. Whoever was keeping watch of him certainly was dedicated. But, he knew he could give them any attention.


Same pathway as before in front of him, the early adult kept heading south. Springvale a short distance away, the early adult kept walking. Jumping upon a slightly bumpy hill, the next stone monument filled to the brim with disgusting dirt was about to be upon him.


Windwheel Asters off in the distance blowing on the wind, the early adult's sprit bottle and the statue soon shook hands. Seeing strange purple dust cloud itself around the monument, the early adult sighed. How did such disgusting grime attach itself to the area? It needed to be dealt with right away.


Attempting to spray the purple dust to oblivion, a shock travelled down the early adult's spine. Why wasn't the dust disappearing? Tossing down a flower friend, the soldier provided silent commands to the Windwheel Aster brought to life by his Dendro Vision. But, as the vines hit the dust, the unnatural enemy did not cease.


Hearing the sound of a kamera in the distance, the early adult let out a groan. Was his failure just caught on film? If the person watching him was recording his progress, he was doomed, guaranteed. Supposing it was best to leave the problem alone, for the moment, the hyena scrubbed down the statue with all his might.


Blob of wind soon dropping down upon the cloud of dust after the monument was fully cleansed, the purple obstacle left the world like a ghost on Wuwang Hill. Seeing such, Siorc shrugged. He supposed he should have let the wind lead the way. Turning his attention towards his map once more, the soldier turned his attention towards the Dragonspine statue.


Seeing such monument upon the map, the hyena had come to wonder. Why did he have to head to Dragonspine? Wasn't it another nation altogether? But, he supposed, it was best to not question it. Not knowing where the lesser permafrost north's statue was, the early adult slapped his cheeks. Perhaps, just maybe, the alchemist would know where it is. Figuring such had to be the case, the soldier turned his heels towards the right.


Dragonspine's entrance soon upon him, the early adult crossed the broken bridge. Snow raging about like a lion, the chimera prepared himself. Braving the snow like his life depended on it, the hyena kept pushing onward. Second broken bridge upon him after twenty minutes of walking, the soldier jumped over the gap.


Camp soon nearing, the hyena steeled himself. If the area was empty, he knew it would be best to search for the monument on his own. But, as he approached the camp, a rather peculiar sight lined up with his heterochromatic field of damaged vision. Campsite loaded with people, the soldier observed in silence as he stepped forward.


Chief Alchemist and his bespectacled assistant doing alchemy experiments together, the early adult backed three steps away. Were they working on something? If such were the case, perhaps it was best to not disturb the duo. But, another face stood out amongst the party of two.


Irpa in the corner of the camp doing strange alchemy spells, the grounds shook with a fervor. Alchemist and his assistant turning towards her, the brunette shook his head. Seeing such, the early adult stepped onto the scene. What did she just do? If something terrible had just happened, he needed to prepare himself for battle. Scolding ready and waiting, the hyena turned around.


"Irpa, did you just create zombified monsters and toss them somewhere again?" the alchemist asked in a scolding tone, words slow. "I have discussed with you already to stop doing that." But, a protest had soon come his way.


"Aww, Master ------, but it's so much fun!" Irpa said, putting on a fake squeaky voice. Assistance next to her looking ready to float away, her voice entered the mix.


"Um, Mister ------, would it be alright if I go collect the fallen talons?" the alchemist's assistant asked, hips swooping back and forth. Irpa then turned her head towards the opposite direction.


"Hey there, Mr. Tagalong!" Irpa said, waving sarcastically. "Why are you here?" A cheeky smile appeared on her face.


Hearing the term Mr. Tagalong, the early adult let out a barely audible grunt. Who did Irpa think she was, calling him that? He wasn't tagging along with anyone anymore. The lynx was gone; he was solo, alone, by his lonesome. If that nickname stuck, he would bite the hand that fed it to him, for sure.


Alchemist's eyes soon on him, the early adult turned towards him. Opening the orb into map form, the hyena pointed to the statue in the corner. Knight of Favonius member studying it, for a moment, his eyes soon turned back towards him. Looking ready to toss inquiries his way, the soldier listened.


"I see, you are asking where the statue is," the alchemist said, fingers on his chin. "I believe it is at the end of the Entombed City."


Location provided, the chimera bowed a thank you. Exiting the camp, the early adult had begun to head southeast. Starglow Cavern stepped around, and icy world of snow braved, the young soldier kept going. Cave exited, he kept heading north. Edge of the entombed city almost upon him, the hyena sauntered onward.


Spotting a wind current in the corner on the ground floor of the ruins, the chimera rode the wind. Circular walkway in front of him, the soldier looped around. Statue covered with dirt, grime, and ice, the hyena dashed towards the monument. Frost clinging everywhere, the early adult's knees buckled.


Red fairy stepping by the statue burning away the dirtying snow, the soldier blinked. When had this fairy gotten here? But, the early adult went back to spraying the monument with the bottle of sanitized liquids. He supposed fairies were everywhere. Ice melted away after ten minutes, the small beacon like creature floated away onto the frozen wind.


Grime and dust soon removed, the soldier gazed at his map. Final statue in Mondstadt all the way within Stormterror's Lair, the chimera gulped. Could he even reach such a place? He recalled there had been barriers everywhere. But, he knew he had no choice in the matter. His orders were absolute.


Jumping off the ledge of the area, the early adult erupted his legs into a sprint. There was no time to waste. He had to head for the lair now. Running as fast as his legs could carry him, the northwest exit of Dragonspine was reached faster than a blue hedgehog about to roll himself up into a ball to dash.


Path towards Dawn Winery crossed through, the early adult broke out into a sweat. If the owner of the land spotted him even on the edges, he would get retribution blown upon him, for sure. Continuing to head north, the early adult tread carefully. Caution was mandatory.


Continuing upon the northward path, the edge of Wolvendom had been passed through, as well. Mountainside approaching ever so slowly, the hyena kept the pace going. Long, arduous path upon him, the soldier prepared himself. Rocky passageway nearing, the early adult dashed off towards the east.


Stone walkway in front of him, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Hearing footsteps following him from afar, the early adult rolled his eyes to the sky. Was someone still following him around? Whoever it was, they needed to show themselves already. Continuing upon the path, the entrance to the lair was soon stepped into.


Spotting a beaming blue light off into the distance, the early adult placed his hand on the tip of his temple. Statue quite the long distance away, the hyena heaved a sigh. He supposed he had no choice but to let the wind lead him to the statue. Taking to the bridge, the soldier jumped off the ledge.


Heading for an odd passageway with monsters sleeping everywhere after an hour of travelling, the early adult lowered his walk into a tiptoe. If he were to disturb even a single enemy, they would turn him into hyena soup, guaranteed. Soon reaching a peculiar area as he climbed upward, the statue glared daggers at him.


Monument full of spider webs and black eight legged creatures making the place their home, the hyena flinched. Who let the stone monument get so filthy? How awful. Gripping the arachnid within its web with the tip of his index and middle finger, the soldier placed the creature on the ground. No matter how big or small, living beings, except monsters causing harm, equally deserved to live their lives within this world.


Arachnids pinched off the statute one after another, the early adult removed the sprit bottle from his back pocket. Webs sprayed away with every step, the early adult shook his head. He was a spider homewrecker. But he knew he had no choice in the matter. The webby debris had to go.


Spider's abodes all but destroyed, the dust made itself known to the hyena. Letting out a cough as the grime clung onto his chest, the soldier had begun to swipe the dirt away. Cloth pitch black as he kept going, the early adult squirmed. Who let the monument become so unkempt? But, he supposed, any normal person could not step foot into Stormterror's Lair without being tossed out by a barrier. Scrubbing deeper with every given second, color returned to the grey stone.


Wetting the next cloth with sprits of water, the early adult scrubbed down deeper. Dirt broken apart with every swipe, the soldier had begun to sweat. The statue was gross, disgusting, vile. Backside cleansed of its grime, the hyena kept going. Cloths filled to the brim with blackness, the soldier closed his eyes, for a moment. If he kept looking, his eyes would be dyed black, as well.


Light shone upon the monument after two hours of cleaning, the soldier fell to his knees. What a disgusting, vile rock. If the Anemo Archon were watching, he'd better be grateful. But, the early adult snapped himself out of it. What was he thinking? Demands were not allowed to him as a Diplomatic Fatui Soldier.


Everything wiped away, the soldier rubbed his eyes. No more statues remained. His job was done for the day, guaranteed. Jumping off the ledge of the area, the early adult deployed his windglider. But, such glide about halted before it could even begin. Wind barrier knocking him down to the ground, the chimera let out a scream.


Knowing he had no choice but to walk back, the early adult headed back towards the direction he came. Reaching the capital city of Mondstadt after two hours of walking, the hyena let out a yawn. He was done being the errand hyena for the day. If any other jobs awaited him, he would do no more. But, such thought was cancelled faster than a dance show in Sumeru's theater.


Acting Grand Master placing a large sack on her desk looking ready to nod off to sleep, the chimera kept the work mode switch on. His job was not done yet? Evening sky already kicking in, he let out a sigh. He knew he had no right to refuse. If Her Majesty were watching, she would kill him for sure if he were to turn down a job, no matter who it was coming from. Head Knight soon looking his way, he gave eye contact.


"Sorry to trouble you with more work, but," the Acting Grand Master said, voice tired. "Could you set up these treasure chests in the marked locations?" She gave a somber look. "I apologize for springing this on you, but that subordinate of yours told me you would do it."


The early adult bit his tongue. Scream cancelled out by such action, the young soldier could feel glass shatter inside him. Where were all the other knights? Couldn't they have set up the treasure chests while he went to go clean the statues? Taking a deep breath, the hyena reached for the bag.


"Yes, ma'am," the early adult responded, words flavorless.


Acting Grand Master telling him to place eight for today, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. There was going to be more? By the end of the festival, if someone asked for him to sell his soul to a monster, everyone would be on thin ice with him. Slumping the bag over his left shoulder where a butterfly would not be, the soldier placed the paper instructions into his back pocket. Stepping outside headquarters, the early adult held back the urge to stomp out the door.


Irritation was about to boil an egg on the sidewalk.


Spotting a short, young pink haired woman with a red hat, green eyes and a monocle wearing dark red Fontaine style clothing, the chimera his teeth. Kamera sitting around her chest, irritation boiled another egg on the sidewalk. Was the person following him around finally revealing herself? He didn't have anymore time for these games. Girl stepping towards him, kamera ready, the early adult covered his face. No comment, not photos.


"I saw you cleaning all the statues around Mondstadt!" the annoying woman said, holding her camera like it was her child. "I'd like to interview you. I can see the headline in the Steambird now: Fatui Allies Himself With the Knights!"


The hyena stuck his right hand up and walked forward. This young woman worked for the Steambird? The Fontaine newspaper, why would he ever want his exploits recorded for such an establishment? There was no way. Absolutely not. Walking forward, back turned, the hyena forced words out of his mouth to set the record straighter than he was.


"No comment," Siorc replied, walking away.


Knowing he had not seen the last of the reporter, the soldier gazed at the first name on the list. Instructions informing him to place a chest by the bride near Cider Lake, a drawn out map on the backside of the paper stood out to the soldier. Area labelled, the hyena exited the city.


X-shape bringing him to the side of the bridge near the water, the early adult opened the sack from behind him. Oddly colored light blue treasure chest lighter than even the weakest of swords, the young soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. What could have possibly been contained within the trove to make it weightless? But, he knew it was no business of his.


Next location upon the list stated as tree in Windrise, the early adult gazed at the surprisingly well drawn map. Marker drawn many meters away from the statue, the early adult headed back onto the path he came for what felt like the third time of the day. Large tree upon him after fifteen minutes of walking, the early adult bent down onto his knees.


Hole already dug out, the hyena placed the chest down. Treasure trove snuggling down into the dirt, the chimera covered the spot up. Whichever adventurer were to find it would be one of the lucky ones, for sure. Third chest listed to be hidden behind a rock in Falcon Coast, the soldier spun around towards the eastward path.


But, as the beach approached, a sight he did not wish to see for any reason stole his eyes. Scam of an astrologist keeping her eyes on the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom, the hyena let out a gulp. Just what he needed, the Spark Knight with her bomb collection, and the shammy saleswoman ready to pitch her nonsense to him.


Spotting Savon and Eau beside the water, sea lion forms in full swing, with a Genius Invocation TCG mat on the sand, the early adult blinked. How could anyone play cards around the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom? Her bombs would burn them up in a matter of seconds, for sure.


As the chimera headed towards the marked location, the sound of the Spark Knight playing with her rabbit bombs overtook the area. Seeing such, the early adult's lips quivered. What did she think she was doing? There were people, and chimeras around. If she were to toss her explosives, everyone would get hurt. Looking ready to toss it, sharp eyes were soon on her.


"----, didn't ---- tell you you can't blast fish today?" the scam astrologist asking in a scolding tone. "Please, put those away!"


Pyro Elf Girl of doom biting her lower lip and begging for the self proclaimed astrologist to let her blast just one fish, the hyena rolled his eyes. This young, destructive girl should be locked up forever in the solitary confinement room, for sure. Sea lion sisters soon glaring daggers at the knight, they soon threw themselves into the ring.


"Hey, you! Take your destruction elsewhere!" Savon shouted. "We're busy here!"


Scam artist astrologist soon grabbing the Pyro Elf Girl of doom's hand, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. Mondstadt's biggest problem was going to be escorted out of the area any second now. Nothing would be at risk of destruction any moment now. Fraud fortune teller letting out a sigh, she stepped forward.


"Come on, let's go ----, you're disturbing the mermaids; we're leaving!" the scam astrologist exclaimed. Her eyes then wandered towards the hyena. "Oh, and as for you, go place a treasure chest by that rock over there." But the word treasure kicked excitement around the ocean.


"Yay, treasure!" the pyro elf girl of doom cheered.


Misbehaved little brat escorted away by her chaperone, Savon perked their head up a smidgeon. What was the Fatui doing here? What was his name again? Swerve? Oh, well, she had already forgotten what the Cavalry Captain said it was. Was he here to hide a treasure chest for that festival they were told to come back for? The Knights picked a weird person to do their work for them.


Seeing the purple haired Fatui she couldn't be bothered to remember the name of looking for a place to put down the festival chests, Eau shook its head. Why would they have a member of the Fatui drop the prizes around Mondstadt? But, she supposed it didn't matter. The Cavalry Captain probably had his hand in this, too.


Sea lion sisters glaring at him, the hyena could feel sweat pour down his back. Why were they looking at him like that? Had he disturbed their game of tcg? If such were the case, he would apologize, in an instant. Placing his hands into an apologetic stance as they kept looking his way, Savon's flippers soon waved about.


"Don't mind us, the Cavalry Captain told us to clean up the beach today," Savon said. As they said such, the sea lion rolled eight dice upon the tcg board. Rolling five pyro, her character card hit Eau's. "And now, we're trying out the tcg while on a break." Eau soon interrupted.


"Shouldn't you be placing the chest over by the rock?" Eau asked, exasperated. "I'd get to that quickly, if I were you."


Knowing he would only disturb the sea lion sisters if he stayed any longer, the early adult dropped the blue treasure chest behind the rock. Savon soon declaring herself the winner as Eau's final card was taken out, the soldier swore he could hear the snap of a kamera somewhere.


Fourth treasure chest needing to placed in Thousand Wind Temple, the hyena tilted his head towards the sky. Was that really a good place to hide a trove? Heading for the cliffside, the soldier ascended upward. Reaching the temple after about an hour-and-a-half of walking, the chimera dropped the prize on top of a high off the ground pillar.


Turning his head towards the right and left as he read the fifth chest's location, the hyena sighed. The reporter was definitely still watching him, for sure. Noting the treasure trove had to be placed on the edge of the cliff, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Was that truly a good place to hide a prize?


Reaching Starsnatch Cliff after a short walk north, the chimera ascended the cliffside. Chest placed, the chimera could not believe his eyes at the next set of instructions. Place a chest near a waterfall in the cliffs, as well? How incredibly odd. There was no way a chest could easily be hidden there, but he supposed he had no choice in the matter.


Cliffsides by the waterfall soon discovered, the early adult placed the treasure chest upon the rock beside the roaring falls. But, as he did such, the grumpy Spindrift Knight took to the scene. Looking about ready to fire off multiple insults at once, the early adult surrendered himself.


"Why are you putting that there?" the Spindrift Knight complained. "That's a terrible spot! Place it over there!" Her index finger pointed about in a commanding manner.


Hearing the Spindrift Knight's demands, the early adult rolled his eyes. Who did she think she was, ordering him around when she should be the one doing this kind of work? Picking the chest up, the early adult jumped off the tiny rock's ledge. Windglider deployed, he placed the trove on the grassy cliff in the corner.


Snooty woman cracking a wise one as she left, the soldier allowed another sigh to escape the esophagus. How incredibly tiring. But, as he read the next two locations on the list, the fatigue hugged him from behind. Hide a chest inside the sea of trees in Stormbearer Mountains? That would take forever, guaranteed. Final one listed as within the watchtower within the same range, the soldier ascended back upwards towards the road up above.


Reaching the mountains after an hour of walking, the early adult walked around the area. Cecilas and Dandelions everywhere, the soldier kept walking. Where could the perfect hiding spot be? Continuing to look for the best place for a nice, inconspicuous area, nothing stuck out to the hyena.


Sea of trees soon in front of him, the early adult wondered. Would hiding one of the treasure chests there be sufficient enough? He supposed it was worth a shot. Continuing to look for the perfect hiding spot, the soldier kept sifting though the small forest in front of him.


Dropping the chest in the center of the forest, the hyena took a long, deep breath. One final prize. Just one more. Reaching the watchtower after awhile, the soldier ascended the ladder. Stepping into the hole at the end, the last problem had been taken care of. Sack empty, the soldier let out a loud yawn.


Returning to headquarters, a sea of unwanted information had come his way. Acting Grand Master informing him his subordinate rented out a room for him at the Goth Grand Hotel, the early adult blinked of bewilderment. He was staying in Mondstadt for the time being? Tired knight telling him she needed him again tomorrow, the soldier nodded.


Heading for the hotel within the city, the keys to his room were soon handed off to him. Finding his temporary accommodations, a wave of fatigue took the chimera for a ride. Slumping into the hotel bed, the early adult closed his eyes. Wave of fatigue taking him away in an instant, one thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


He was everyone's errand hyena now, wasn't he?


***


"Entering a Liyue cliffside by the Chasm, I look up at the sky. The moon is at its
Zenith, it's about to be dawn.
Right, it's early morning.
Élénk and I came here hoping Ezrek would follow us.
Knowing our sibling, Ezrek will come here. Ezrek


Will try to jump off here.
However, I just want to talk.
Yes, we just want to talk.


We just want our sibling to acknowledge us.
Our hopes are high this time, Ezrek will finally see. We're
No longer dead. Yes, we may be dolls, and no, we not breathing. But, we are
The real thing. Not a fabrication.


Yes, the genuine siblings, not some hallucination.
Our brains are real. And,
Unless our DNA was scrapped, those bits of us are real,


As well. Ezrek, please believe us. Your name may be
Kigyo now, but don't pretend like we're
Not real. That's painful!
Obviously, we don't have hearts inside our bodies, but
We are not heartless, emotionless monsters.
Lots of hours pass, and now it is
Early daytime. Early morning,
Dawn is leaving. We sit, we wait. But, I
Guess I am too hopeful.
Ezrek won't show up.


Though, as morning becomes afternoon, Élénk and I are in for a
Hard blown shock. Ezrek is standing here.
And the eyes are looking at us. It's
Then, I choke out, 'Ezrek?'


Well, I should have expected that the sibling would reject us immediately.
Ezrek looks ready to scream. 'Even here, you two haunt me? Leave! You're not real! Stop showing up wherever I may be!'


Élénk stamps his foot. 'Ezrek, why can't you just talk to us? If you don't stop pretending we're not real--' But our words are foreign,
Xeno. Ezrek isn't listening.
It is truly heartbreaking.
So, I say something. 'You came out here knowing we were here, didn't you?
Then, at least acknowledge we're real!' I shouted. But, nothing, only denial. The agony."


Waking up the next morning, a loud knock pounded upon his door for minutes on end. Taps about only increasing in volume as the seconds raged onward, the soldier rose to his feet. Who could possibly want him right now? Whoever it was, they were incredibly impatient. Glasses placed over his eyes, he headed for the entrance.


Drunkard bar at his temporary door step, the hyena let out a sigh. What was he doing here? Whatever it was that he wanted, he did want not want any part of it. If he wanted him to commit a prank with him while the festival was being set up, he would do no such thing.


"Hello, there, Knight's helper, could you do me a teeny tiny favor?" the drunkard bard asked, clapping his hands together, tongue sticking out. "Could you go Stormterror's Lair and spread around Dandelion Seeds, please?" There was a look of desperation on their face.


The chimera clicked his tongue. Just how much did the bard have to drink this morning? Spread Dandelion Seeds around Stormterror's Lair? That made absolutely no sense, in the slightest. Why couldn't he ask someone else, like Kigyo to do his incoherent requests? He had other matters to attend to than do a nothing errand that no one should do.


Taking a piece of paper from the corner of the room, the early adult wrote down words upon the leaflet. Scripting out, 'Have Kigyo do this for you instead. I have various other orders to attend to,' the soldier blotted a dot upon the sheet. Handing the paper off to the bard, he turned his head towards the opposite direction. He was not about to be a drunk person's errand hyena.


"Kigyo left for Sumeru yesterday!" the drunkard bard replied to his written words. He then lowered his lip into a pouty face. "And, I thought you were one of the nice Fatui."


Siorc balled his left hand into a fist. Was the bard attempting to guilt him into saying yes? How ridiculous. But, he knew if someone had given him orders, he had no choice but to say yes. Her Majesty could be listening from anywhere in Teyvat. Letting out a deep throated sigh, the chimera nodded. Choice was beyond him, he knew he was not allowed any.


"Great!" the bard exclaimed. "Come by later after burying those chests!" He then stuck out his tongue as he left.


The early adult slapped his palm across his face. He was not Mondstadt's errand hyena. Leaving the hotel, the soldier walked towards Knight Headquarters. Stepping into the Acting Grand Master's office, the next bag of treasure chests and instructions were thrust upon him.


As if lightning struck twice, the aggravating reporter reared her annoying head.


"If it isn't the hero who cleaned up all the statues in Mondstadt!" the annoying reporter exclaimed, kamera ready. "Would you care to answer a few questions for the Steambird?" But, the point of interest soon stepped away.


Raising his hand up in front of him, the early adult walked away. No comment, no pictures, no article. Why couldn't the newspaper reporter go bother someone else? She would not get any newsworthy stories out of him, guaranteed. Exiting the city gates, the soldier read the first location on the list.


Cliffside in Springvale the first order of business, the early adult blinked. Was the neighboring town a part of the festivities, as well? He supposed such had been the case. Walking onto the opposite path onto the west, Springvale was reached after forty-five minutes of walking.


Flipping the instructions over, the early adult gazed at the marked location to the best of his ability. Had the place where the chest needed to be taken to one of the cliffs above the house in the west side of the village? He supposed such could have been the case. But, as he readied to climb, a particular person was within his line of sight.


Outrider in the corner of the village helping out a self proclaimed carnivore with festival dishes, the hyena backed two steps away. Was he getting in the way? He needed to place the chest quickly, and move onto the next area. Young knight soon turning towards him, the soldier could feel his heart skip a beat.


"Hey, let me place that for you!" the outrider exclaimed.


Hearing the outrider say leave it to the Gliding Champion of Mondstadt, the chimera sighed. He supposed he could let her place the prize chest for the festival. Handing the treasure trove off to her, her windglider soon rode the wind, chest in hand. First one taken care of, the early adult gazed at the next set of instructions.


Second chest listed in Starglow Cavern, the early adult tilted his head. Why was Dragonspine included amongst the list of locations? It wasn't Mondstadt in any shape, or form. But, perhaps, just maybe, whoever had written up the area for the chest wanted a challenge.


Heading for the lesser permafrost north's entrance for what felt like the second day in a row, the hyena let out a sigh. It was time to get this part of the errand over with. Broken bridge crossed over, the hyena tiptoed past the Fatui camps. Path beside the white and red tree stepped across, the hyena kept heading south.


Reaching a mountainside, the soldier ascended. Climbing through the Entombed City Ancient Palace, the chimera rode the upcurrent the second day in a row. Sprinting towards the exit in the corner, the soldier kept heading south, for the time being. But, as he took the stairs, a realization hit him.


Other side leading to a freezing riverbed and opposite end of the lesser permafrost north, the soldier turned back around to the ancient city. Climbing upward onto one of the platforms, the early adult peered down. Perhaps, just maybe, if he jumped down, the cavern would be beneath him.


Resolute on his decision, the early adult took the downward leap of faith. Icy ramp soon in front of him, the early adult peered downward. The treasure chest, should he put it beside the stalagmites down below? He supposed that was his only true option. Although, as he prepared to leap downward, a particular person caught his mismatched eyes.


Mondstadt's map charter looking around the area with his huge brown book, the chimera stopped in his tracks. Had he drawn the map on the back of the paper instructions? Perhaps, just maybe, he knew where to hide the prize trove. Stepping towards his, the early adult attempted to break the ice, but the young blond soon broke it instead.


"Excuse me, are you the Fatui placing the chests for the festival?" the map maker asked. "According to the map I made that one should go over here." He stepped towards the location in question.


Treasure chest placed upon the winding ramp, the hyena blinked. He had to place it in such an obvious spot? Dropping the prize, the soldier shook his head. The trove trunk would be found in a matter of seconds, for sure. Everything finished up within the lesser permafrost north, the time to leave was upon him.


The pest was buzzing around the edge of Dragonspine.


Reporter once again up his rear motor mouthing about making a scoop out of him, the soldier kept his lip zippered shut. Why couldn't try to go and interview someone else? She would never get any answers out of him, no matter what. If she did not stop with her aggravating buzzing about, he would swat her away.


However, one pest soon became two.


Pesky penguin chimera running towards the reporter in their ridiculous, gaudy with a sea of obnoxious glitter trailing behind their webbed feet, the early adult groaned as he placed his mouth. The thorn in his side was here now, too? The archons had left him. Fingers pointed his way, Kaiser tooted their own horn.


"Why interview him when you can interview me about my wonderful fashion?" Kaiser asked, pointing at themself. "Just look at him and his ugly uniform! He's not article worthy!"


Siorc hid a smirk. Kaiser? Wonderful fashion? Those words did not belong in a sentence together. Their fashion was enough to pop out someone's eyes. It was not newsworthy in the slightest. How kind of him of take up the offer. If they wanted the spotlight, they could have it. Sweat pouring down the reporter's face, a defense added itself to the party.


"You seem eager, and I'd certainly love to interview you, but!" the aggravating reporter exclaimed, waving her hands out in front of her. "Sorry, your outfit is just a little too gaudy for the steambird fashion column!"


Rejection coming their way, Kaiser gasped. Who did this reporter think she was, rejection their gorgeous, godly sense of fashion? How dare she tell them their fashion was too gaudy for their ugly newspaper. Their readers had no taste whatsoever. They would show her who had the best taste around here.


"How dare you insult my beautiful dress!" Kaiser shouted at the top of their lungs. "I'll go change into something else!" Pointing, their finger was soon on the reporter. "You're missing a godly opportunity! My fashion will make your readership in no time!"


Reporter distracted, the early adult huffed a sigh of relief. The world around him would soon grow quiet, for sure. But, as he read the next name on the list, the early adult let out a gulp. Dawn Winery the third list upon his instructions, his heart skipped two beats.


The Dawn Winery, there was no way he would be allowed on those premises. But, he knew he had no choice in the matter. Stepping out of Dragonspine, the hyena walked westward. Reaching the pathway towards the mansion slowly but surely, the early adult lowered his walk into a tiptoe. Caution was mandatory.


Stepping foot into the mansion, the early adult steeled himself, any minute now, the Angel Share's owner would kick him out, for sure. Readying to place the chest down somewhere, the hyena took a deep breath. Deep red eyes shooting towards him after a few more minutes, the chimera jumped six steps back. Any second now, he would be told to leave. Owner of the property soon speaking, the chimera gulped.


"Place the treasure chest within the grape vineyards. After you're done, leave," the Dawn Winery owner said, arms crossed around his waist.


Nodding, the early adult hid the trove trunk within the grape bushes. Next chest needing to be placed within the Hilichurl camp in Wolvendom, the soldier resumed walking. Prize placed where the monsters would usually sleep, the next order of business was upon him. Gorge next upon the list, the early adult reversed upon the path he came.


Dadaupa Gorge reached after about an hour of walking, the soldier walked towards a strange platform. Chest placed amongst a sea of others, the early adult could not help but wonder. Had the others been set up as decoys? If such were the case, whoever were to seek out every single one would run into trouble down the road to gather them all.


Whispering Woods screaming out to him, the chimera's heart skipped three beats. He had to place a chest within that forest? Would that be truly alright? Surely, he was not welcome there anymore after the domain incident during his late adolescence. Walking towards the area, the hyena sauntered onward.


Reaching the forest after another hour of walking, the early adult shifted an eyebrow at the sight before him. Irpa walking around the woods with an odd device in her hands, the soldier tilted his head. What was she doing here? If she were here to cause trouble, he wanted no part of it. Eyes soon on him, he turned to face the troublemaker.


"Hey there, Mr. Tagalong!" Irpa exclaimed, waving. "Place that chest over here!" She smiled, pointing. "Oh, and don't mind me! Just testing the Leylines for corruption!"


Placing the chest underneath a pile of rocks, the hyena gave Irpa a look. She was testing the leylines for corruption? Sure, she was. She was probably getting ready to make more monsters with alchemy again. If she were about to do so, it was not his problem. Other people within Mondstadt could take care of the monsters if they were to attack.


Reading the next location on the list, the soldier's jaw dropped wide open. Place a treasure chest within the chimney of a house in Mondstadt city? He had to have been seeing things. Rereading the line once more, the soldier blinked. A chimney, really? Absolutely ridiculous. Why did he have to drop a chest there?


Trove of treasure dropped into a house's chimney without the capital city, the early adult rolled his eyes to the sky. What was he, a white bearded, red suit jolly man throwing down a present? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. No one was going to try and find a treasure chest in a place so far off.


Final chest location listed as Brightcrown Canyon, the soldier rose his hands towards the air. Freedom from chest world would soon be upon him. Boat left docked within Cider Lake, the early adult borrowed the vessel. Cruising through the body of water, the endless world of trees engulfed the hyena.


Chest dropped within the canyon, the chimera walked towards the passageway. Dropping down, the early adult headed northward. Stone walkway ran across, the last destination of the day was on its final countdown. Bard waiting by the edge of the mountain, seed packets lived into his hands.


Comical smile on the bard's face, the soldier let out a sigh. If whatever he was about to get himself into was a prank from the drunkard, every single marble in his head would be lost. Trying to keep himself together, his eyebrows twitched in a rapid manner as he locked eyes with the bard.


"There you are, te hee," the drunkard bard said. He then dropped the seeds into a bucket that appeared mysteriously out of nowhere. "When you're done, I need you to play bard with me." He stuck out his tongue, hands clapped together.


Seed bucket handed off to him, the early adult grit his teeth. Did the bard just giggle? He was pranking his, guaranteed. Drunkard playing his harp and riding a wind current, the lair was soon quiet once more. Knowing there was no time to waste, the soldier descended down towards the ground. Seeds in hand, the hyena had begun tossing the future blossoms upon the wind.


Spreading the seeds along the pathway as he headed north, the young soldier stared off into space. Why was he even doing this? What did this have to do with the upcoming Mondstadt festival? Whatever the bard was making him do, it was utter nonsense. Grass plains spread with as many seeds as possible, the early adult kept going.


Continuing to toss the seeds on the dragon's lair like he was someone's flower girl at a wedding, the chimera stared at Windwheel Asters beside a wall. Why did he need to spread seeds around here when flowers were already blooming? But, the soldier popped the question inside him like a balloon. He was stalling. He needed to keep going.


Seeds spread around a lake with moss around it, and the surrounding isle beside it, no amount of understanding came to the soldier. What would a simple bard know about Stormterror, anyway? He was a normal, every day citizen. Running towards the Windwheel Aster bed past the lake, the dandelion bits spread around the flowers like the plague.


Next set of planty debris thrown around a machine, the early adult stared at the object. What purpose did the blue statue serve? But, he supposed such question would never have any sort of answer. Throwing down more dandelion seeds around the grass on the other side of the area, the early adult kept going.


Entire pathway around the grass paths covered with seeds, the soldier ascended a small stone staircase. Barely any seeds remaining, the hyena's legs erupted into a sprint. Soon, he would be free, like the nation's philosophies claimed. Any second now, no more seeds would be within his finger's grasp.


Final set of seeds rained down onto the grass and second rotating blue machine in the corner, the shackles inside him broke loose. He was free from Seedland. No more dandelion rain. Final forced upon him errand of the day soon upon him, the soldier ran off towards the lair's statue.


Bard creating a wind current as soon as he stepped towards the statue, a strange area was reached. Large dome engulfed with blue light from top bottom, the third floor of the tower was upon the soldier. Drunkard saying it was time to play bard, a blinding light overtook the area.


Disheveled sealed off room with many broken platforms laid in front of him as the hyena opened his eyes, the soldier's eyes opened wide at the sights before him. Large teal dragon with a spike on its back looking pained as ever, and Nathair in a similar bard outfit to the drunkard, but with a skirt instead and no cape, a puzzle piece fell out of the chimera's brain. What was xe doing here? Did the drunkard summon xem, too? If such were the case, there was no need for him to be here. Nathair had already been a former bard. Xe certainly was enough.


"Hey there, Nat," the drunkard bard greeted. "You came here too, I see, fellow bard!" Their voice sounded as if they already knew of their arrival.


Hearing such attitude, the early adult crossed his arms around his waist. Were they playing dumb? He could not help but feel he was acting like he had not expect xer arrival. Harp handed to him as the bard's dumb act continued, the soldier stared at the instrument. What was this string contraption? How would he ever be able to make music with such a thing? He was not suited for this job whatsoever. Nathair soon speaking up, he kept gazing at the object of thousand intricacies.


"Dearie, I prefer to be called Natalie nowadays," xe replied. "Please, address me as that or simply Nathair around weirdos." Xe wagged their finger back and forth.


Drunkard bard whipping out a sincere apology with no strings attached, instructions on what tune to play on the harp had come the early adult's way. Specific string arrangements sounding like layers upon layers of gibberish, the early adult's head swam like a school of fish. Melody, harmony? Bridge? What did any of those words mean? Music was a foreign language.


As the soldier attempted to play the instrument in front of him, no songs were played correctly to the slightest degree. Bard playing the melody, whatever the was, the hyena tried with all his might to copy such. But, the correct tune never came. Teal dragon letting out a scream with every incorrect note played, anger was boiling.


Rage building faster with every wrong note played, the teal dragon flew upwards towards the disheveled sky. Meteors looking ready to cast their judgement upon him, the chimera's knees shook like maracas. He had ruined it. Everything was about to break into pieces.


Watching as their cousin horribly misplayed the tune, Natalie shook xer head. Why did their good old friend ----- from xer former bard days ask someone with no experience with musical instruments to assume the role of a bard? He must have had a little too many today. Xe needed to remedy the situation before it was too late.


"Let me take over, dear," Natalie said, hands practically pulling the harp to xem like magic. "Dvalin, sweetheart, this tune is for you."


Watching as Natalie's fingers fluttered on the strings, Siorc's heart fluttered. Xe was a former bard, indeed. But correct tune doing nothing, a sea of meteors overtook the area. Hostilities hot on the air, the early adult froze in place like an icicle. He had to fight now? There was no way he was ready; he was unarmed. Two too many people around, as well, transformation was out of the question.


Teal dragon dropping its claw down on the platform, Natalie unsheathed xer sword. Graceful, synchronized water dances that look like slithering snake movements as xe moved around, the talons were soon taken out of the picture. Enemy's head smacking down onto the the platforms, the dark purple spike was exposed.


Bard shooting the spike with a bow, the dragon let out a loud pained scream. But, such had not been enough to calm the monster down. Flying back upwards towards the sky, another set of meteors rained down from the heavens above. Platforms beginning to break, as well, the early adult could feel himself fall backwards.


Teal dragon dropping its claw down upon the platform a second time, Natalie's sword and the talons soon met. Head dropped downward, the bard's wind infused arrow took center stage. Knowing he could not just sit by and do nothing the soldier tossed down a flower friend.


Vines slapping the spike alongside the bard's winy vortex, the monster fell down onto the ground. Fight coming to an end, the name Dvalin rung around his ears. Dvalin, Stormterror. Had he he been in the presence of one of the Four Winds? But, the early adult shook his had. No way. That was impossible. Perhaps, just maybe, it was a different dragon with the same name.


Dragon calming down with every given second, a strange set of words tossed themselves into the ring. Teal dragon apologizing for its behavior stating the leylines had been out of control lately, the early adult backed ten steps away. Had the memory lines of the world brought instability to the dragon's emotions? The leylines were quite the fragile system.


Bard playing another tune for the apparent Dvalin, Natalie's eyes were soon on the hyena. Seeing such, the soldier's heart skipped a beat. Was xe about to call him useless? If such were the case, he knew he deserved to hear such. He could not play the tune correctly. He barely helped in the battle. He was a pile of dead weight. But, such thoughts were not called out to any degree.


"Don't look so discouraged, dear," Natalie said, wagging xer finger. "You did the best you could."


Strange exit door soon appearing, the bard guided everyone out of the domain space. Soon dismissed by the drunkard, the hyena waved goodbye to Natalie only. The bard deserved no sense of farewells from him until he sobered up his entire existence. Reaching the hotel in the capital city after two hours of walking, a wave of tiredness overtook the chimera.


Agent telling him the festival was tomorrow, so his job was not over yet, the early adult flopped onto his temporary bed. His errand hyena career wasn't over yet? He needed a break from such demands of other people. Closing his eyes as his head hit the pillow, one final thought wrapped vines around him.


He was through being Mondstadt's errand hyena.


***


"So! Festival season is on in Mondstadt, but
Noper! Hertha has some kinda job for us today!
And the career of the day is... I
Keel over as she tells me!
Eep, eep, eep, eep, eep.
Snakes. Nooooo, what?


I twitch. 'Snakes. Hertha, you sure?'
No, no, no, no, no, she said yes.


Lookie here, I may be a fearless goat, but
I ain't getting anywhere near a snake! Nope, no, nada. Nopers.
Yet, I don't yell, as Lang does the talking.
'Untying my shoelaces, and unbuckling my straps!' Lang
Exclaimed. 'Don't you have anything else? Kylling's afraid of snakes!'


And, there it is! Secret exposed. Ooh.
Come on, Lang, don't tell her that?
Hertha will look down on me!
Ah, well, I guess my girlfriend is just looking out for me.
Right. 'Who's scared. I'm not scared of anything, Lang!' I shouted.
'Golly geezers, gosh. Okie dokie, if you insist. Let's go, then."
I should not have said that. Neighboring
Nation full of snakes, I gasp.
Grit my teeth. Yup. In for a long ride today. I regret this!"


Waking up the next morning was a sight to behold. Cavalry Captain standing outside his hotel door, the early adult could feel his blood boil deep inside him. What was he doing here? Whatever he wanted, if it were something that was ridiculous, he would send this man packing right away.


"Oh, my, what's with that cold look on your face?" the Cavalry Captain asked, laughing a tiny bit. He then cleared it's throats. "Seems like all the other knights are busy, and those pesky Rifthounds decided to make the poor wilderness their home." Holding the door as if he was ready to kick him out of his own temporary residence, uninviting words escape his lips. "Go clean them up for us, okay, Errand Boy?"


Hearing the words errand boy, the soldier's skin crawled. Absolutely disgusting, deplorable. How dare he address him as such. He was not going to listen to such set of words. But, his orders were absolute. He knew, no matter who he heard them from, diligence was key. Hiding a fist behind his back, he took a long, deep breath.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded, holding back the urge to gag. The Cavalry Captain being his boss, for even a second? No way, not in a million years. Not even if Her Majesty ordered to kill him if he were to not cooperate.


"That's what I like to hear," the Cavalry Captain responded. "Before you go, ---- asked me to give you this."


Knights of Favonius issued greatsword handed to him, the soldier took the claymore in hand. Sheathing it behind him, the early adult exited the hotel, letting out a groan. He hoped everyone within Mondstadt would enjoy their festival. He practically did all the work. Stepping outside the city and onto the bridge as he thought about such, trouble was a wolf foot in a matter of moments.


Sour bartender catgirl standing on the bridge with her signature disgusting icy cocktail, decaying wolves surrounded the irritated young lady. Shouting about boozehounds as her concoction took center stage, the wolves howled. But, the mix did nothing to stop them. Slashing their claws forward, the Cat's Tail's most famous mixer was caught in the crossfire.


"Meowch!" the catgirl shouted. She then gasped as she turned around. "Hmph, you heard nothing!" But, the claws struck back harder.


Catgirl meowing again as she kept meowing in pain. Seeing such, the soldier knew he could not let this go on any longer. Tossing down a flower friend, the soldier provided silent commands to the Windwheel Aster. Slashing the monsters with his borrowed greatsword, the hyena kept going.


Rifthound whelps taken out of the picture after ten slashes, wave of sour gratitude coming his way, the early adult shrugged. He expected as much from her. Feeling his proxy orb vibrate behind him as he kept walking through the bridge, the hyena opened the orb into map form.


Wolf icon in the corner near falcon coast, the early adult dashed off towards the beach. He had to act fast, for sure. Reaching the coast after about ten minutes of running, the chimera caught his breath. Running was a cardiovascular exercise indeed. Hearing the roars of the fiends the hyena made haste.


However, as he readied himself to take out the next batch of fiends to nature, a sight caught his mismatched eyes. Annoying penguin sister duo attempting to fight the decomposing wolves with their swords, geo and electro elemental prowess, nothing stirred the monsters. Creatures slapping their tails upon the two of them, the girls were the first airborne penguins of all time. Backs crashed against the beach's stone wall, the two young women dropped back down onto the sand in seconds.


"This is too tough, Regi!" Hollander complained. She hissed in pain as she said such.


"I know, Holly, we shouldn't have taken this commission!" Regina replied. She then turned her head towards the left. Huh, what was the Fatui doing here? Wave of helplessness flowing through her, she folded her hands into a pleading stance. "Fatui, sorry to bother you, but could you please help? Holly and I are unable to take this enemy on our own!"


Knowing it was in his best interest to do so, the soldier tossed down a flower friend. Lifting Hollander off the ground, the soldier pointed at her vision tied onto her ribbon. Electric baton infusing its energy with his Silk Flower friend, the seeds around it burst into an explosion.


Familiar rock penguin joining the party as the group of three struck their blades upon the wolf enemies, the monsters returned whence they came after eighteen combined strikes. Beach cleared out, Hollander pumped her fists together.


"Dude, your skills are rad!" Holly exclaimed, thumbs up.


The early adult rolled his eyes to the sky. Who taught this young woman how to speak like that? But, he supposed it did not matter. He had to keep going. Wolf icon on his map moving up to Whispering Woods, the hyena could feel a brick toss itself onto his chest. There was no way he was ever welcome there, no matter what the circumstances were.


Reaching the woods after an hour of walking, an unpleasant surprise broke through his eyes. Pesky penguin knight tossing a hurricane punch to multiple larger Rifthounds within the forest, the soldier prepared himself for a barrage of backwards insults to come his way.


Joining the fight, the early adult swung his greatsword about. But, as he had done so, the fiend fired off a brown lazar beam from its rotting mouth. Taking multiple hits in a span of five seconds, the soldier's energy had begun draining. Falling backwards onto his knees, the hyena closed his eyes, for a moment.


Feeling himself about to blink out of the waking world, the soldier snapped himself out of it. What was he doing? He couldn't allow himself to fall unconscious here. Whatever poisons were in the wolf's putrid breath, he had to bear with it. Standing back up and preparing to fight, a wave of insults had come his way.


"A girly Fatui like you can't even handle fighting this?" Konig chided. "Leave the battling to the real men!"


The soldier could feel his blood boil over and evaporate as the pesky penguin knight threw his insults his way. Who did this guy think he was, judging him over showing one moment of weakness? Whoever knighted this man needed to have their credentials taken away. Folding his hand into a fist, words bled out of his mouth.


"Shut your mouth, and mind your own business," the hyena retorted. "Keep your rude and backwards opinions to yourself, and focus on fighting like the so called 'real man' you claim to be." There was a heavy amount of sarcasm present in his voice.


Unqualified knight looking ready to fire back with another insult, the early adult closed his eyes. Did the annoying peanut gallery have something else to say? He would not hear of it. Human hand transformed into a hyena paw, the soldier slashed forward. Rifthounds caught into the clawfire, the hyena kept the momentum going.


Hyena claws continuing their rampage, one Rifthound after another bit the dust. Knight fighting with his pathetic little fillet blade, the early adult kept going. Leave it to the real men, he would eat his words and suffer a food borne illness from them. Girly, manly, why did it matter? Anyone of any background and any self expression could battle and prove themselves.


Final set of Rifthounds taken out by his hyena claws, the soldier blew on the tips of his sharp nails. Look of absolute astonishment painting the pathetic penguin knight's face, the early adult put on a smirk. That would teach him to stop making assumptions of people.


Wolf marker moving its way towards Springvale, the soldier ran off towards the west. If the horrific monsters of nature were causing problems in the peaceful village, they would get what's coming to them, for sure. Treat to all of nature everywhere the eye could see along the path, the chimera rolled up his sleeves.


Electro arrows from afar striking in the air in rapid fire, the soldier looked around. Prinzessin and the horrifyingly unlucky boy fighting Rifthounds whom were surrounding them into a corner, the monster's tail struck the young man. Tail swinging back and forth upon the boy's body like a pendulum he soon fell to his knees.


"Just my luck..." the unlucky boy said, falling over. The Prinzessin soon stepped by him.


"Servant of the Prinzessin, why thy fall over?" the prinzessin asked.


Young woman still roleplaying as a princess in real life, the early adult groaned. Did she have to play her game even in the face of danger? Vine cocoon surrounding him after a burst of energy overtook him, the barrage of wolves were subtracted from the equation after fourteen seconds.


Pathway around Dawn Winery cleared out as well as the soldier kept walking, a scream echoed on the toxic wind. Elderly man on the premises of the vineyards caught between the bony monster, the early adult's hyena claws broke loose upon the monster. Attacking an innocent elderly man? How cruel. Monsters were heartless creatures.


Enemy fading into the ether, the soldier studied the marker's movement upon the map. Wolf icon in Wolvendom, the soldier gulped. If they were there, the hooded boy would be in trouble, for sure. Running off as fast as his human legs could possibly carry him, the woods were reached in less than ten minutes.


Horrific decayed bony wolves everywhere the eye could see, the early adult had begun fighting. But as the world fought back against him, hard tails smacked into his torso. Rammed into a tree at full force, the early adult clicked his tongue. Fighting back with all the energy inside him, a Silk Flower friend entered the battle.


Flower brought to life by his Dendro Vision leaving only a small dent, the wolf's tail rammed the soldier into another tree. Blood trickling down his back as he kept going, the hyena let out a scream. He was letting a Riftwolf walk all over him? Absolutely awful. He had to reverse the tables.


Defeating four riftwolves residing within the forest slowly, but surely, the early adult kept going. The fiends to all nature and water needed their numbers reduced to zero immediately. Retaliation coming his way as the numbers had begun to lessen, his torso had been added to the blood count list.


Final Riftwolf taken out of its undead misery, the soldier dashed off towards the hooded boy. Hearing him crying for help, the soldier made haste. There was no time to waste. Reaching the battledome in the corner, a sight caught the chimera's eyes.


Large white wolf beside a shadowy dark red claymore struggling against a large Rifthound he had not yet defeated, the early adult turned towards the hooded boy. Wolf family weakened and unconscious, the hyena balled his right hand into a fist. Had this monster hurt the wolf boy's family once again? It would pay for this crime.


Ghastly monster combining itself with the white wolf, the soldier balled his left hand into a fist, as well. Now it had done it, it had pulled the last straw. Combining itself with one of the hooded boy's wolf family? No more chances. He wasn't going to fight cleanly anymore.


Bony wolf blood was about to spill.


But, the hooded boy's voice soon returned him to reality.


"Purple hyena!" the hooded boy shouted, voice pained. "Help save lupical!"


Agreeing without hesitation, the early adult prepared himself. Recalling in one of his father's books, the large white wolf in was the Wolf of the North Andrius, a wave of guilt flowed through him. Was he about to fight another one of the Four Winds? But, the early adult snapped himself out of it. He was not fighting a member of the four winds, he was fighting a vile Rifthound overtaking his body. Pushing his unease out the window, the early adult through down a flower friend.


But, as the fight picked up speed, an oddity had occurred. Wolf dropping rotted branches instead of the icicle barrages like it stated in his father's notes, the early adult jumped three steps back. Getting it all back together, the early adult glanced at the hooded boy. Pointing at the Silk Flower, his electrified claws struck his friend. Combined attacks going on for three minutes uninterrupted, cores dropped onto the battlefield. Claws of lighting hitting them, the next phase took shape.


Seeds soon exploding as the wolf had begun trotting around, toxic energies leaked through Andrius as he howled. Trotting around for minutes on end, rotted trees kept growing upon the battlefield. No opportunity to strike, the gallop about kept going. Rifthound soon taking full control of the situation, the combined monster howled on the wind.


Former four wind gaining the power of Anemo, the party of two slashed their greatswords about in unison. Ten strikes taking the Rifthound buried deep within for a loop, the creature ripped itself out of the white wolf's body. Andrius letting out a deeply pained howl, he sunk onto his poisoned knees.


Vile Rifthound rotting away as it had been separated from the body it hosted itself in, the early adult backed ten steps away. The hooded boy needed some privacy with his family, guaranteed. Heading outside of the forest, an unpleasant sight awaited him as he returned to the capital city of Mondstadt.


Fontaine reporter on the scene once again, her kamera was held up beside her monocle. Young woman looking ready to take a photo of him without his consent, the early adult slapped his knuckles on his left open fist. One single picture, and her precious lens was going to get it.


"It's impressive how you're still fighting for Mondstadt!" the reporter exclaimed, excited. "How do you feel about the nations being at od--" But her scoop had begun walking in the opposite direction.


Slapping his hand on top of the reporter's kamera lens, the early adult kept walking. No comment, no pictures, no article. Couldn't she see he wanted no part in this news article she was trying to make out of him? He was not some sensationalist headline for her to produce for her readership.


Wave of tiredness immediately overtaking him as his head laid down upon the hotel pillow, the early adult closed his eyes. Sea of thoughts flowing through him as the dream world invited him back in, the words repeated themselves over and over. Everything over the past three days was ridiculous.


He was not everyone's errand hyena.


But, as he woke up the next morning, a surprise had come his way wrapped into a bow. Agent telling him he had done impressive work, an unexpected order had made waves. Allowed to enjoy the festival, the early adult's eyes opened wide. Was there a string attached to that? Surely, he had to do work at some point.


Such had been proven wrong in a matter of moments. Agent leaving as he told him to return to Snezhnaya in the evening, the early adult shrugged. He supposed there were no catch twenty-two. Exiting the hotel, the city of freedom was bustling with activity. Booths set up everywhere with tiny games set up by the Knight and Adventurer's Guild, the soldier cracked his knuckles.


Enjoying a multitude of activities for awhile, the early adult allowed himself to stroll around the city's plaza beside the god statue. As his walk continued, a sea of familiar and unusual faces overtook his field of damaged vision. Loba, Lewod and Pira, along with Aega, Niesha and Goma standing beside the large god monument, the soldier double took in his mind. Was he seeing things, or had Loba been outside her medical ward and been wearing casual attire? Maybe he was still dreaming.


Pinching his cheek, pain shot through him. He was in the mortal, waking world? How unusual. The jackal rarely left her office. Had she finally taken a vacation? Aega with her as well, a slight wave of unease flowed through him. Who was handling the medical ward if neither of them were there? But, he knew he had to keep such question to himself. Loba soon looking at him, he gave eye contact.


"Hello there, honey, it's been awhile," Loba greeted. "Leah and I are on a little date, don't mind us."


Seeing Loba and Leah's hands interlinked, the early adult could not help but wonder. Had Loba found herself a girlfriend? But, the hyena kept his question quiet. It was rude to ask such a thing, for sure. Leah grabbing ahold of Loba's hand slightly tighter, her voice soon joined the party.


"Loba, we should get going!" Leah exclaimed. "Angel's share will probably be fully booked soon!" But, Pira soon added his voice into the mix.


"Leah, I'm coming with you," Pira insisted.


"I'm a big girl now, Pira!" Leah retailed. "Let me go on my tiny reunion date by myself!"


"No," Pira protested. "I'm coming, and that's final, kiddo." Tagging along, the party of three was soon gone.


Turning towards Aega, the early adult looked her in the eyes. Hands out in front of him, the soldier fired off signs swiftly. Inquiry about the medical ward signed on private display, the hyena kept looking forward. But, a major look of irritation soon painted her face.


"Are you really asking me about work right now?" Aega asked, irritated. "Can't you leave the medical clinic out of this?" She let out an exasperated sigh. "For once, I'd like to enjoy my vacation without thinking about anything else. Please, don't ruin it."


"Aww, babe, come on, don't be like that!" Niesha exclaimed. "He's just curious." Goma's eyes were soon on the hyena.


"You're worried about the medical clinic?" Goma asked. "Well, kid, don't worry about that. Aega's parents are holding down the fort." Taking Niesha and Aega's hands they soon walked towards the cathedral. "Please excuse us."


Party of three out of sight, the early adult shrugged. He supposed he worried too much. Walking around the city exploring the rest of the festivities for two hours, the ramblings of a competition in cat tail's rumbled in the streets. Heading for the rivalling tavern, the soldier was in for yet another shocking sight as he prepared to sit down at one of the tables.


Unofficial tcg tournament kicking into full speed, two particular faces stuck out amongst the crowd. Lang and Kylling sweeping the competition, the early adult lowered his eyes into a glare. Where were they yesterday when the Rifthounds were reeking havoc upon everything? Joining the competition, as well, the early adult was given a set deck. He would catch up to them, and get answers.


Sheep and goat bounty hunters seated upon the second tree in the mock tourney bracket, the soldier faced off against four lowly opponents. Losers taken out of the picture with only their Hilichurl and Slime cards, the hyena parked himself in front of Lang and Kylling. Lang ready to take him on, the soldier wrote down a question upon a piece of paper. Sheep bounty hunter's horns soon stiffening, all words were on deck as she set her cards up.


"Laundry lowering on the line!" Lang shouted. "Gimme a break, will ya?!" Kylling soon swept in.


"Listen, buster, we were busy yesterday!" Kylling interjected. "Fightin' snakes in Liyue took up our day. Any other bounties by then were old news!"


Accepting their answer, the soldier placed his randomized card deck on the card battlefield. Forest ranger trainee card attacking Lang's Electro Hypostasis card, Dendro turned the tables upside down. Cube card removed from the equation, one card was removed from the battle.


Mirror Maiden card making quick work of a card that looked like Feng, the early adult blinked. Gazing at the other cards, the soldier could not help but wonder. Why were some of the cards in the tcg artwork of people in Teyvat? But, he supposed such was a mystery that would remain unsolved. Forest Ranger trainee card sending the sheep's last two cards to the realm of shadows, Kylling readied to avenge her girlfriend's card battle loss.


Kylling's built random deck making quick work of Siorc's the hyena admitted defeat. What an incredibly skilled opponent. He was not worthy. Kylling making her way through the rest of the unofficial tourney, the early adult ordered himself a quick meal. Sour catgirl employee complaining that everyone just wanted to water down their alcohol contents with cheap food, the soldier shook his head. Alcohol and his body were incompatible.


Leah and Pira soon stopping by The Cat's Tail joining the tcg battles as well, the soldier challenged them to a duel. But, such had been short lived. The two of them stronger than he could ever hope to at such a game, the hyena admitted defeated. Card escapades continuing for hours on end, the hyena's track of time had been lost to sea.


Evening soon hitting, the early adult stood up from the table. Where had the time gone? Knowing that, if he returned to Snezhnaya too late, he would pay the price, the soldier highlighted the waypoint to the military barracks. Waving goodbye to all his opponents, the chimera closed his eyes.


Reaching the soundproof room after fifteen minutes of walking, the early adult let out a somber sigh. The festival was over. Tomorrow, work would return to normal. Back to odd jobs, back to unpredictability. Walking around in a circle upon the icy cold floor, a sea of questions wrapped vines around him.


Why did he have to do all those errands? But, something within him soon clicked. Her Majesty planned this, didn't she? Knowing such had been the case, the early adult kept his pace about going for hours on end. Wave of tiredness eventually overtaking him, the hyena slumped into the uncomfortable bed.


Closing his eyes as soon as his head hit the pillow, the land of tormented dreams was ready to call him back in for the evening. But, as the land of subconscious was about to take him away, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his fading human brain.


His tenure as the errand hyena ends here.

 

[Palamon]

3. God Job 2: Shrine Maiden Siorc

"Another strange day is upon me,
Now, I am honestly confused.
Do not know what her Majesty wants, truly.


These odd jobs,
However, I am noticing a pattern.
Unless I am mistaken. These jobs have
Something in common.


Maybe I am mistaken,
Yet I cannot shake


Off this feeling.
Do not know if I am correct,
Do not know if I am making assumptions. These


Jobs are deity related. My
Odd Jobs, they are God Jobs.
But, ah, I am overthinking.
Surely it's a coincidence.


But, I cannot help but feel this
Really is that start of something.
Even if it is a coincidence,
All these jobs are certainly related. I
Know, there's more to this.


Running around Mondstadt
Over to take on the four winds,
Unleashing me into Liyue
To deliver lanterns to Sacred Beasts.
I'm onto you, Your Majesty.
Now, I am wary.
Every order you're giving me
Soon will be routine.


Oh, I'll do your god jobs, alright.
Now, another awaits me.
Could there be another
Especially unexpected one awaiting


Me? Well, I am ready.
Obviously, I have to prepare myself for
Relatively anything.
Everything awaits me. Diligence is key."


Four days had passed since the hyena delivered lanterns to the adepti, yaksha and other parties. Odd jobs only getting stranger, another peculiarity overtook the ninety-six hours. Told to clean every single statue of seven within Mondstadt for a large festival, other orders had been made of him as well.


Ordered to spread Dandelion Seeds around Stormterror's lair, the soldier was required to play bard within the dragon's den. Vanquishing Rifthounds from Wolvendom and beyond on the third day, the hyena's four winds taming career reached its end within seventy-two hours. Journalist bothering him every step of the way, no peace awaited the soldier. Fourth day allowing him to join in on the festivities, the nation of freedom calmed the wind storm.


The sound of morning alarm bells clapped about like cymbals upon a drum set. As the alarm bells continued their discordant clamor about, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in an echo. But, despite such complaints, everyone remained loyal within the military barracks.


The groans were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never being alerted to any sort of alarm bells, the hyena placed the lenses over his heterochromatic eyes. Letting out a yawn, the chimera rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform melted into place, the soldier could not help but wonder. The journalist from Fontaine, why was she in Mondstadt in the first place? But, the hyena shook his head. He supposed reporters never stayed static in one place. Pushing such thoughts aside, the early adult removed the cover off his hairpin and earring box.


Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching sunflowers adorned the hyena's hair and ears. Sea of thoughts crashing at bay, the soldier turned his head towards the steel walls. The chimeras who are trapped in dangerous places around and beyond the continent, could he help them to find somewhere safe to stay? But, the chimera put a pin in such thought. There was no way he would be able to do so while within Her Majesty's army.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the hyena let out a sigh. He supposed, as long as he remained as a Fatui, he could not do anything. Trust would never be awarded, guaranteed. Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the chimera had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Hearing the louder than ever before militaristic footsteps, the hyena put on the most diplomatic face possible. There was no time to think about such things, he had to toss aside any thoughts other than work this instant. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the early adult took a long, deep breath. The time had come for his workday to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be filling in for a Shrine Maiden at Grand Narukami Shrine today." The masked Agent cave unseen eye contact with is subordinate in arms. Inazuma would soon be for Her Majesty's taking.


The hyena jumped six steps back. Him, a shrine maiden? This had to be some kind of mistake; there was no way he would given such a role, even as substitute. Surely, the Agent had misheard what Her Majesty had said. He had to have been hearing things, for sure.


Backing two further steps away, the soldier blinked. A shrine maiden, a role for exclusively women. Wouldn't he disgust those around him if he were to take on such a role? He knew, despite not identifying with either male or female, the world around him combatted such internal feelings.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Are you listening to me? You'll be substituting for a Shrine Maiden today!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. "Quit dawdling and get a move on!"


The chimera jumped two further steps back. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock. Patience was not a virtue for Her Majesty's Fatui. Judgement cast upon him, or not, he supposed he did not have any choice in the matter. Taking a deep breath, the chimera turned towards the Agent.


"Yes, sir," the chimera replied autonomously. Allowed to, or not, he needed to follow orders. Placing his arm out in front of him, the hyena awaited for the gripping prison to take him away.


"Excellent. Let's go, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, he gripped the wrist tight enough to bruise. Gripping prison was relentless as it always had been. Closing his eyes as the escort to Inazuma began, one thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


Is any of this truly allowed?


***


"Surely, this must be some kind of mistake.
How could something like this be allowed? I
Recall something. When
I saw that outfit the Guji was holding all those years ago, she gave me a
No, or rather, an in your dreams.
Even a couple years later, these words stick like glue.


Maiden, I don't think this will
Allowed in any capacity.
In this world, I know people will be
Disgusted. After all,
Everyone perceives me as male, except those who do
Not know. I am neither, but


Society says otherwise.
If I am to fill the role of a Shrine Maiden, won't
Overly judgmental people stare?
Really, I know by now, so I
Cannot shake of this feeling this won't end well."


Upon reaching the Grand Narukami Shrine through the Teleport Waypoint, the hyena had been dragged through the entrance. Maidens in the front doing their jobs as expected, the early adult could not help but wonder, did they really need a substitute? There were already plenty other Shrine Maidens around.


Tall, pink haired head Shrine Maiden soon located, the soldier had been removed from the gripping prison. Agent discussing matters with the Guji herself, the hyena swore he could hear the head of the shrine laugh to herself. Eyes soon on him, he returned the favor.


"Very well, little one," the Guji said. "You will be our temporary Shrine Maiden until Gendou-san returns."


Guji stepping aside for a moment, the early adult could feel his chest tighten into a knot. Was this truly alright? There was no way this would be allowed. The Gods would be angry with him, for sure. Head Shrine Maiden soon returning with a white and purple miko outfit, words buzzing for him to get changed hit his inhuman eardrums.


Stepping beside a tree, the hyena did as instructed. Undoing the buttons on his uniform, the winter jacket was soon removed. Taking off another layer, a well, the soldier slipped the hakama over him. Skirt shorter than the usual miko outfit, the early adult kept his pants on from underneath the outfit. But, such had been shut down in seconds.


Told to take off his pants, the early adult let out a sigh. He supposed he had no choice in the matter. Leg coverings removed, the hyena placed his Vision on the side of the hakama shirt. Finishing up getting ready, the temporary shrine maiden wondered. Was this truly alright, being a shrine maiden, even for a singular day? But, such thought had been shot with a sniper rifle upon the battlefield. This mission was given to him from Her Majesty just so she could gain power within the Nation of Eternity.


Agent soon exiting the area, the first order of business was bestowed upon the hyena. Broom handed to him, the soldier gazed at the Guji who had already stepped away. The fox maiden, she could probably ride a broom on the sky. But, the early adult pushed such thought away. It was way too early to step inside the world of the imagination.


Hearing other maidens complain multiple sakura petals had clumped together around the grounds and rooves, the hyena had begun sweeping. Spotting a clump of pink petals stuck together by the tree in the corner, the early adult swept the petals under the nonexistent rug.


Naku Weed beside the sakura tree, the soldier headed towards the backside. Fallen petal clumps broomed out of existence, the hyena stepped back towards the wooden floor. Cherry blossom petals fallen along the path, the chimera removed the obstacle from the equation.


Spotting more petals fallen on the other side near the fortune slip box booth, the hyena's broom and the scattered blossoms met. Sweeping away the rest on the grounds, the next order of business had been upon the temporary shrine maiden. Knowing he had to ascend to the rooftops, the soldier prepared himself.


Bird's nest nestled on parts of the roof, the hyena blinked. It would be alright to leave the bird's housing where they were, wouldn't it? He knew moving it would only cause confusion for the wildlife. Stepping away from it, the chimera reached the highest possible point upon the rooves.


Gutters cleansed of any petals that did not belong, another order had been tossed the temporary shrine maiden's way. Instructed to sweep around the torii gates, as well, the hyena descended the rooftops. Exiting towards the left of the shrine, the chimera continued cleaning.


Pathway to the shrine all done and dusted, the Grand Narukami Shrine had been open for daily business after two hours of cleaning. Knowing the usual people could pile in at any moment, the hyena's second order of business was soon thrust upon him. Instructed to fill in for Gendou Ringo, the fortune slip Shrine Maiden, the early adult stepped behind the counter.


Knowing he had no choice but to do as he was told, the soldier gazed at the cylinders in front of him. If someone asked for a fortune slip, would he have to decipher it himself and read it out loud to the customer? If such were the case, he hoped a new job would be tasked to him quickly.


First generic woman wearing an adventurer's guild outfit stepping near the fortune slip booth, the young lady grabbed a cylinder. Adventurer giving him a funny look, asking him where the usual miko was, sweat poured down the soldier's back. Shrugging, a suspicious look soon graced the woman's face.


Unable to say anything in response, the bamboo stick was handed to the temporary shrine maiden. Placing the stick elsewhere, a fortune slip was handed to the young woman. Lady reading her fate upon a piece of holy paper, all color left her eyes. Turning towards him, a layer of begs dropped petals on the ground.


"Great misfortune, again?" the adventurer asked, bemused. "Please, let me take another one!"


Knowing he could not give out a second one, the hyena shook his head. Allow someone to take a second fortune? There was no way that would ever be allowed. Holding up his index finger then forming an x-shape, the young woman exited the grand shrine, shoulders slumped.


Seeing such look of defeat on the young woman's face, the hyena let out a sigh. Bad fortunes were the deciding factor in the world of guilt. Second generic lady stopping by the fortune slip booth of wonders, yet another fortune slip had been handed off to a nobody.


Another round of great misfortune whined about, a second level of demands for a new fortune slip had come his way. Not allowing her to take slip number two, an invisible monkey's paw appeared in front of him with a third finger about to be removed. Luck was not on anyone's side, for sure.


Third woman claiming her bamboo stick, the fortune slip and stick of marvels switched hands. Third slip of misfortune read out loud, the temporary shrine maiden rose an eyebrow. Were the fortune slips all rigged to be bad fortune? He knew such had not been the case, but he felt like it had been, at the moment.


Multiple people flocking in and receiving various levels of moderate or bad fortunes, the soldier allowed himself a quick huffed breath. How did anyone deal with the swarm of people all day? Social batteries had to have run out; his was at a constant zero. But, he knew he had no choice but to keep going.


Young woman with an eyepatch and fishing rod behind her back stepping onto the scene, a fortune slip had been handed off to her. Lady receiving greatest fortune, the chimera blinked. There had been one good slip amongst the many duds? It was almost as if, in the world of teyvat and beyond, fortune papers were random, and there was no way to determine which one a person would get. But, such fact was unknown to the hyena.


Afternoon soon rolling in, schools were out. Young boys and girls stepping into the shrine, chaos was about to unfold the towel. First young boy stepping onto the misfortune slip booth, the hyena took the bamboo slip. Fortune paper handed to him, the child read the paper to himself. Tears rolling down his face, begging had quickly come his way.


"Miko-san! You gave me a bad fortune!" the young boy cried, attempting to give the paper back to him. "Gimme another one!"


Shaking his head, the chimera stuck his right index finger up. Forming his fingers into an x-shape, the boy burst into tears. Seeing such, the chimera's heart had begun to weigh a ton. If such a young child were to experience bad luck because of his fortune, he was responsible for such, guaranteed.


Young girl soon calling the boy a crybaby, her turn was next upon the booth of unfortunate disappointment. Bamboo slip exchanged with a fortune slip, the school aged child soon covered her face as tears streamed down her outfit. Whining she's definitely going to fail her test, the girl sped out the torii gates.


Multiple children crying one after another as greatest misfortune and bad fortunes were read out, the chimera's heart weighed two tons. If any of these young boys and girls did poorly in school because of their misfortune slips, he was responsible, for sure. Students soon lining up around the area like a midnight release for a new monster card release in Genius Invocation, the temporary shrine maiden got to work.


First three children on line receiving their fortune slips, sour looks appeared on the kid's faces. Boys saying moderate fortune was stinky, the early adult shook his head as the children tried to grab a second one. He ought to put a sign up that read only one per person, but he knew such would not be able to happen. He did not know a single line of Inazuman writing.


Line getting shorter as the minutes droned onward, seas of tears pooled around on the ground. Many kids crying they'll fail their next test, a frown graced the hyena's face. The people of Inazuma definitely took their fortunes seriously. Fewer children waiting for their turn to be next upon the misfortune slip booth, the chimera took a long deep breath.


Final children upon the line getting their fortune slips, moderate fortunes had been read aloud. Girls and boys alike saying they should probably study more, the long line had been reduced to zero. Wave of fatigue flowing through him, the early adult dragged his palms down his face. Being the main attraction for the day was tiring.


Fortune cylinders empty, the early adult inserted new bamboo sticks into the fortune boxes. Knowing any person could stop by at any given moment to want a fortune slip, the hyena kept a watchful mismatched eye. But, as he kept a lookout, the sight he least wished to see overtook the area.


Ram and goat chimera stepping onto the shrine grounds, the early adult held back another sigh. Could his day get any louder? Things were about to get a lot noisier in a matter of seconds, guaranteed. Washed out artists and his poet partner stepping towards the Head Shrine Maiden, a cacophonous clap overtook the area.


"Please, Guji-sama, publish our sonnet book!" Tegne exclaimed, begging. "We'll do anything, just name it!"


"Guji-sama, I implore you! We really will do anything!" Rede exclaimed as well, all dignity beneath him. "Tegne and I will even wear those outfits that you told us to wear last time!" There was a sense of desperation in his voice.


The chimera rolled his eyes to the ceiling. After all this time, the goat and ram still hadn't gotten their sonnet book published? But, he supposed the world of authors and artists was a cutthroat business only the highly talented were welcomed into with open arms. Guji soon giving a tiny laugh, a surprise had thrown a fastball out on the playing field.


"Since you two seem willing to do anything, I will publish your book, but on one condition," the Guji said, sneaky smile on her face. "The main courier in Inazuma is out today. Go in her stead and deliver people's orders in exchange for some bells." She then turned towards the hyena. "Take that one with you, as well."


A shock went down the temporary miko's spine. Why did he have to go around and deliver things alongside Tegne and Rede? What did that have to do with being a shrine maiden? But, such thoughts were immediately cut short. Hand motioning for him to step out of the fortune booth, the chimera stepped outside. He knew he had no choice in the matter.


Fox miko stepping away for a moment to grab crates and addresses, the soldier stepped towards the ram and goat chimeras. Index fingers soon pointed his way, the early adult held back another sigh. Today was about to be a very long day, guaranteed. Voices soon echoing on the wind, shouts came the soldier's way.


"Look, Rede, it's the kid!" Tegne exclaimed, pointing. "What a coincidence running into him here!"


Watching as Tegne pointed at the kid, Rede turned his attention towards his left. Purple haired bespectacled Fatui in a white and purple hakama with a a ribbon attached to bells in the torso area, he stroked his hairy chin. Why was he a shrine maiden? Maybe his boss instructed him to do so. It wasn't his business, either way, he supposed.


"I see," Rede said aloud. He then stretched his hand out. "Let's work hard today, Maiden."


Hearing a tall man address him as maiden, the soldier swore he could feel himself want to leap over the moon like a cow. He did not know why, but a sense of bubbling joy flowed through him. The children and women addressing him as such, it meant nothing. Word swimming through his mind once again, the hyena's cheeks grew hot.


Maiden, he liked that when another chimera said it.


Maiden.


Feeling himself about to slip into imagination land, the soldier closed his eyes, but as the hyena did such, shouts ruined the mood. Why did the ram chimera have to spoil everything? Couldn't he see that he was busy, floating on air? Screams picking up speed, everything died.


"Hello, kid!" Tegne shouted, waving his hand in front of the hyena's face. "Teyvat to kid!" But, Rede soon interrupted.


"Tegne, he's in imagination land right now," Rede replied. But, Tegne soon lifted up his leg to scream.


"If only we could do that right now, Rede, and I'd be singing in my own head, too right about now!" Tegne retorted. "Archons! Guji-sama is coming back now! Look alive!"


Feeling his entry into his imagination shatter, the temporary shrine maiden snapped himself out of it. Right, he was working right now, he couldn't slip into a daydream. What was he doing, letting himself get distracted by a set of words? He needed to focus. Head shrine maiden coming back around, multiple crates had been tied together with a thin layer of banded rubber.


Sea of crates placed onto the hyena, ram and goat's backs, the hyena blinked. Was it just his imagination, or had one of the boxes sounded as though it had glass in it? If he were delivering fragile things alongside the duo, he knew he needed to proceed with utmost caution.


Head shrine maiden handing a paper sheet with multiple addresses on it in Inazuman writing, the soldier shrugged. If he were in charge of reading such, they wouldn't get anywhere, for sure. Tegne and Rede taking a look at the leaflet of names, the head miko stepped away. But as the two had begun reading, Rede's hands were soon on his goatee.


"Come to think of it, kid, we don't know your name," Rede said, stroking his goatee. "Mind telling us what it is?"


The hyena's heart skipped two beats upon being asked for his name. Turning his head towards the right and left, sweat poured down the soldier's back. Was this really alright? He knew he was not supposed to give out his name to people who were not Fatui. But, he supposed had had to. Politeness was key.


"My name is Siorc," the hyena replied voice barely audible.


Hearing such a name, Tegne lifted his leg upwards towards his chest. Siorc, what a name. It was definitely not a name from around these parts. Just like Rede, and he, the kid was a foreigner trapped in a nation not his own. He needed to comment on such a fact.


"Siorc, huh? That sounds foreign!" Tegne exclaimed, voice loud. "So, you're a foreigner stuck in another nation, just like us!"


Hearing Tegne's words, the chimera let out a groan. He was a foreigner, just like them? What an aggravating comparison to make. He wanted nothing to do with such similarity. But, the hyena shrugged. He supposed people from different nations had different looks, and mannerisms to them that gave where they were from away.


Crates all settled, the first name had been read off upon the list. Tenshukaku read out loud, information had come Tegne and the hyena's way. Rede informing everyone the building was in the city, the party of three exited the shrine. Torii gates walked through, an obstacle soon got in the way.


Only way to continue to keep heading down the path onto the bottom of the mountain, the continuous descent downward kept ramping up the pace. Needing to descend down the cliffs within Mount Yougou, the hyena paced himself. Rede able to climb down vertically like it was nothing, the soldier kept up the pace. Tegne following behind, the back end of the Chinju Forest was reached.


Feeling like the descent down required less stamina than usual, a sea of confusion flowed through the chimera. Was it just his imagination, or was scaling mountains easier today? It was almost as if, in the world of Teyvat, vision bearers had a trait known as a passive talent that was tied to them specifically.


Running through the forest, the party of three veered off towards the south east. Plains cut through as well, a wheel along the water closed in on the hyena's distanced feel of vision. Almost near the city, the maiden turned delivery chimera prepared himself for the first order of business.


Back end of the city reached, the chimera rolled up his loose sleeves. He supposed he would have to climb up yet another long cliffside. Rede vertically climbing up the rocky wall in a matter of moments, the hyena blinked, goats were good at climbing, indeed. Tegne and he reaching the top after fifteen minutes of climbing, the capital city of Inazuma was upon the group.


Rede reporting that the Tenshukaku was at the southmost area of the city, the party of three walked through the streets. Long series of stairs and bridges taken, guards were on duty everywhere. Men letting the goat and ram through, the temporary delivery maiden followed behind in silence.


Guard in the front of the large brown slide door granting entrance, Tegne knocked on the wood shouting delivery, an answer came his way. Robotic voice from the inside granting permission to come inside, the party of two stepped through the royal area of Raiden's abode. Feeling a wave of unease as the soldier removed his shoes for a moment, the chimera observed the room in front of him.


Large room with tatami flooring everywhere, the soldier gazed at the woman sitting on her knees upon the mat. Kneeling on the ground with a sheathed sword had been a tall looking woman with long violet hair that went down to about her legs with light purple streaks on the edges. Light lavender kimono reaching to just around her waist and leggings, but the woman seated had not been alone.


Practically identical woman walking around the Tenshukaku as well, the chimera scratched his head. Was he seeing double? Surely, it had just been his imagination. Tegne looking as though he had been shell shocked as the duplicate walked around the large room, his finger was soon pointing rapid fire.


"I'm seeing double, Rede!" Tegne shouted, pointing. But, the supposed second person soon walked away.


"Looks like you need glasses, Tegne," Rede retorted, trying not to laugh. "I only see one person." But, Tegne soon shouted back.


"There's two of them, Rede! I swear!" Tegne shouted, pointing. "Look, over there! She's coming! Can't you see her? Maybe you're the one who needs glasses!"


Hearing the ram and goat go back and forth, the hyena let out a sigh. Why did they always have to do their stupid comedy act? It needed to stop. Tall, identical woman with the exact same long violet braid soon approaching, the soldier prepared to take out a crate from behind his back. Lady stepping in front of Tegne and Rede, she announced herself to the world.


"Hello. Are you the ones who came here to deliver my sweets?" the tall, important woman asked.


"Yes, that would be us," Rede replied. "A box of tri colored dongo for Her Excellency, is that correct?" But, an interruption had soon come out of nowhere.


"Eliminate all obstacles," the robotic voice in the corner said, naginata in hand.


"Oh, please, Shogun, put that away!" Her Excellency exclaimed. "Sweets won't hinder our progress onto the path of eternity!"


Rede handing Her Excellency a box of commodities, a small bell on a rope was handed in exchange. Payment provided, the robotic possible body double requested the party of three leave at once. Doing as they were told, the Tenshukaku was exited. Rede reading off the next name of the list, the main section of the city was upon the delivery crew.


Fireworks shop next on the list, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. They had to deliver to Naganohara Fireworks? If they were preparing the flaming sparkles of doom, he needed to stay far away at all times. Heading north, the huge shop of doom soon awaited everyone.


Tegne's legs shaking the entire way towards the Fireworks shop, the chimera snapped himself out of it. He needed to focus. There was no way they would be working on fireworks during the bright hours of the day. No one could see them. Generic man standing outside, the ram step forward.


Hearing Tegne state they were looking for -------, the generic man in the front cupped his hands around his mouth. Screaming his daughter's name, a tall, spiky orange haired young woman stepped outside the house. Colorful kimono and bandaged arm on full display, instructions were whispered in the hyena's ear by the goat chimera.


Told he was holding the box of Taiyaki, the hyena removed a crate from behind him. Crate with a sticker of bread shaped like a fish on it handed to the young firework maker, a huge smile appeared on her face as she received her delivery, the box slipped into her hands like a warm hug.


"My taiyaki is here, hooray!" the firework maker exclaimed. "I should set off commemorative fireworks to celebrate!" But a protest came her way.


"No!" Tegne shouted. "No fireworks!" Covering his ears, he soon ran towards the left.


Small bell handed to the hyena, Rede dashed after his artist partner. Soon catching up, the next address was read off the leaflet of Dendro creation. Police Station within the city next on the list, the chimera broke out into a sweat. Eyes would definitely be on him if he stepped foot in such establishment.


Police station south beside the city bridge, the hyena took a deep breath. Familiar maroon haired man standing on the grounds tossing around a jitte in his hands, the chimera gulped. If he made any wrong move, he would be locked behind bars, guaranteed. Rede handing the man his box of sweets, a question had been proposed to him.


"Would you like to leave a five star review?" Rede asked.


"That depends on how well the sweets taste," the maroon haired detective replied. He then dropped a bell into Rede's hands. "This bell is your payment, no?"


Goat chimera nodding, the next address was read aloud. Kamisato Estate the next order of business, the hyena tilted his head. What business did one of the tri-commission have with whatever courier was out today? But, he supposed that everyone wanted delivery every once in awhile.


City soon exited, the plains had been stepped through. Heading in the opposite direction of which they came, the hyena stayed behind the goat and ram. Cutting through the forest once more, the soldier admired the scenery, but as he did such, an oddity stuck out amongst the multiple statues.


Spotting a strange statue with a furry tail in the corner and leaf on its head, the soldier squinted. Was it just his imagination, or had there been one extra tanuki statue in Chinju Forest? But, the early adult snapped himself out of it. He shouldn't let himself get distracted by something out of place.


Pathway to the estate soon upon the party of three, a person on guard stepped out the door. Stepping to the large commissioners building the chimera's knees stiffened. Would the Himegimi escort him off the premises? He knew that, last time he was here with the lynx chimera, she looked at it with contempt and disgust.


Tegne and Rede heading for the Yashiro Commission's entrance, the soldier followed behind quietly. Tegne knocking on the door, the head of the Kamisato Clan stuck his head out. Ram inquiring about a delivery, a small open box with bubble tea had been stretched out in front of him.


"Ah, yes, that is indeed the boba I ordered," the head of the Kamisato Clan said. "Hand it here."


Tegne busy with his side of the ordeal, the soldier searched for the Himegimi. Goat searching for the housekeeper, the chimera had been informed he needed to deliver a box of sakura mochi to her. Young woman sitting down by a table preparing tea, the temporary shrine maiden removed a small box from his back.


Small box printed with a sakura mochi label on it, the chimera handed the box to the young, high established lady. Young woman opening the box right away, she hid her face behind her fan. Seeing such, the soldier wondered. Was she not allowed to show her facial expression around strangers?


"This sakura mochi I ordered looks lovely," the himegimi responded. "Thank you so much for bringing it here. I'll leave a five-star review."


Rede soon handing the blond housekeeper his delivery as well, a wave of gratitude had come his way. Cleaner of the house stepping inside the commissioner building, for a moment, the area soon grew quiet. Man soon stepping out, the payment had been dropped into the goat chimera's palms. But, a question had soon come his way.


Tegne soon asking about a person named ---- who ordered milk, the chimera crossed his arms around his waist. Did the ram just leak out someone else's order? That had to have been a breach of confidentiality. Blond and himegimi pondering to themselves for a minute, the housekeeper soon stepped up to the plate.


"Oh, ----?" the housekeeper asked. "She's probably slacking off somewhere in Chinju Forest right now."


Recalling the strange statue in the forest, an oil bulb went off in the hyena's head. The peculiar, out of place tanuki figure in the forest, could that have been the girl the blond housekeeper meant? He knew he had to keep an eye out for her, if such were the case.


Reversing back onto the path they came, the party of three stepped into the forest. Waterfalls and rivers rushing throughout the mysterious woods, the hyena kept his eyes open. The statue could have moved, he needed to be alert of any sudden changes. Writer and artist duo in front of him searching as well, the party of three kept looking.


Rede vertically climbing up a tree as he searched, the early adult let out a sigh. Why would she hide up in a tree? If the person they were delivering to was a lazy person, there was no way she would waste her low energy on climbing. Goat climbing down, the hyena walked towards the kitsune statues.


Strange tanuki statue right where he last spotted it, the soldier removed the leaf from on top of the figure's head. Monument vanishing in a puff of smoke, a young girl in a tanuki hoodie yawned and rubbed her eyes as her cover was blown. Turning towards the chimera, a complaint had come his way.


"Darn, you woke me up!" the pint sized ninja whined. "I won't get any taller if I don't get my sleep!"


Tegne removing a crate from behind him, a box of bottled milk had been handed to the girl. Pint sized ninja sifting through her pockets, a peculiar wooden charm shaped like a house had been handed off to the ram chimera. Seeing such object, the early adult could not help but wonder. Had other form of payments been added to the mix? He supposed he'd see as everything developed.


Next address upon the leaflet stated to be Ritou, the soldier prepared himself for the long walk ahead of him. Party of three turning their feet towards the west, the walk through the forest kept going. Reaching the exit after half an hour of walking, a small village beside a river was stepped through.


Port city reached after about an hour, a familiar name had been announced. Hearing the name the Arataki Gang, the early adult rose an eyebrow. Inazuma's troublemakers ordered food? There would be a huge protest in any given moment, for sure. Rede soon placing a large bowl of ramen in his hands, the search was on.


Ragtag men plus their single voice of reason deputy watching as their oni leader losing miserably to a young child playing a card game, trouble was a goat foot. Final card taking out the oni's last standing card, his crew, sans their deputy booed like a pack of wolves.


Kid demanding the oni give him a character card, the loser paid up. Young boy smirking to himself as a card of the big, handsome horny man was handed off to him, the opponent stuck out his tongue and placed his index finger underneath his eyelid. Winner running away, the ramen bowl was handed off to the patron, but an uneasy look soon bore his face.


"Kitsune Ramen?!" the oni shouted, pushing the bowl away. "Nope, I didn't order this, nuh uh. It's got beans in it, muchacho!" Deputy letting out a sigh underneath her mask, she added herself into the conversation.


"I'll take it," the deputy replied, exasperated. "Don't mind this idiot." She then reached for her back pocket. "Here. Take this bell. That's what you're here for, right?"


Bell taken, the next name had been read upon the list. Hearing the name Kujo-san, the soldier's knees buckled. The winged tengu general? If she saw him, she would arrest him, for sure. Address listed as Kujou Encampment, the docks were upon the party of three.


Small boat on the dock secured, Tegne grabbed the oars. Rede slipping into the vessel as well, the hyena squeezed into the vehicle of water travel. Ram steering off towards the west, the world of water for hours on end awaited the group substitute couriers.


Hearing a clap of thunder off into the distance as the Encampment approached ever so closer, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Was the Archon of Eternity angry? He had heard that, if there was thunder, the Electro God was attempting to communicate something.


Ram steering carefully, the area of delivery soon neared. Land reached after three hours of slow cruising, Kujou Encampment's entrance had soon been reached. Stepping through the military strategy den, the chimera lowered his legs into a tiptoe. Any minute now, threats of arrest would come his way.


Tengu general stamping her sandaled feet on the wooden steps, the hyena let out a gulp. He was going to get arrested for late delivery, for sure. Box of food handed to her, a sharp look appeared on the yokai's face. Knowing what to expect, the chimera prepared himself for possible surrender.


"It took you this long to deliver my order?" the tengu general complained. "Don't expect a five-star review, even if the Shogun gave one first!"


Less than favorable review planted over his head, the chimera bowed an apology. Perhaps they should have delivered to the tengu general first. But, it was too late for such. The path had already been decided. Not wishing to stick around for another round of complaints, the party of three stepped towards the boat.


No more crates on the goat, ram, and hyena's backs, the deliveries had reached their end. Rede informing Tegne they had to return to the Grand Narukami Shrine, everyone hopped into the wooden vessel. Reaching Narukami Island after three hours of boating, the group headed out of Ritou.


Reaching the Grand Narukami Shrine after another hour of walking, the early adult turned his head towards the sky. Moon already out, the temporary shrine maiden held back the urge to yawn. It had already been middle to late evening? Time was a rocket. Head Shrine Maiden still out and about around the area, another demand had been made of the chimera.


Told to do a dance in front of the Sacred Sakura, the chimera tilted his head. He had do a dance of divination? Handed a small object with bells on the end, instructions had come the soldier's way. Told to dance in a very specific step manner, the chimera copied the Guji as exactly as possible.


Divination dance coming to an end, the goat and ram had been told to leave. But, a set of parting words had come their way. Guji stating to come back tomorrow, and she'll publish their book, the artist and writer exited through the torii gates. Eyes soon turned towards the soldier, the same words had been boomeranged to him.


"You, too, little one," the Guji said. "Come back tomorrow."


Told to change out of the hakama, the hyena's winter jacket and pants had been returned to him. Fatui uniform soon back on in full, the chimera hooked his Dendro Vision back onto his pants. Everything on once again, the early adult removed his Teleport Waypoint Proxy Orb from his back pocket.


Military barracks waypoint soon highlighted, the early adult closed his eyes. Walking through the hallways, the soundproof had been upon the soldier after fifteen minutes of walking. Wave of tiredness overtaking him as he stepped inside, a yawn broke loose from the chimera's partially human throat.


Weaponized hairpins, earrings and uniform soon removed, the early adult slumped into the rock hard bed. Glasses taken off, as well, the young soldier closed his eyes. But, as the world of sleep were about to take him away for the evening, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


How long will his shrine maiden duties last?


***


"Could Guji-sama be tricking us?!
Look at this list of demands she's giving us!
Even so, I said I'd do
Anything, so I will!
Now, those bells
She had Rede and the kid and
I fetch yesterday, they served another purpose?!
Now I can feel myself about to explode.
Guji-sama! You should have been open!


But, I clamor up! Can't say that! Imagine if I spoke out against her,
Eep! She'd cancel our agreement to publish our sonnet book! Bet she's
Looking for any reason she can to not do it!
Look, this has happened so many times before!
She says if we'll do anything, do this!


And tries to
Request something absolutely, positively,
Overtly impossible for a mere sheep like me!
Unless we do this correctly,
No book published for Rede and me!
Don't mess up, don't mess up!


Not a single mistake. Nope, none, zilchie!
Aaah, if Lang were here, I'd ask her to help me, but
Rede would tell me she would just complain and
Unleash her usual speech to me!
Knowing him, he's right!
Ah, well, no Lang!
Maybe whatever these demands are, they'll be easy. Yeah, right!
I'm certain it's yet another impossible tall order!


And how does that kid put up with these
Nautical nonsensical
Demands?


You know! That's such
A mystery! Not
Something I will
Have the time to figure out.
It's a mystery that shall remain unsolved!
Off to whatever these
Ridiculous, nonsensical demands lead Rede, the kid and me!
I'm sure she'll cancel our book deal if we don't do this right. Onward we reach!"


Returning to the Grand Narukami Shrine the next morning, the hyena was instructed to change back into his hakama for the second day in a row. Informed he would not be cleaning today, the early adult waited for the goat and ram to reach the area. Winter uniform confiscated for the time being, the soldier remained patient.


Tegne and Rede arriving at the shrine after half an hour, the soldier turned to look at the writer and artist pair. Sheep wearing matching green samurai getup, the early adult rose an eyebrow. Didn't Rede wield a polearm? Was such getup necessary? Goat turning to look at him, the hyena gave eye contact.


"Tegne and I decided to dress up like you so you can blend in," Rede said, stroking his chin. "Just in case people stare."


"Rede, no one's going to stare at him! No one from a glance can tell he's a man, I bet!" Tegne exclaimed. He then turned towards Siorc, waving his hands on the air. "Hope I didn't offend you, or anything!"


Words of whether he was offended coming his way, the early adult shrugged his shoulders. Unable to be distinguished as a man, did any of that really matter? People referring to him as miss, or mister, neither truly held any weight to the soldier. While the usage of he was out of forced convenience, correcting people was a waste of time. Guji clearing her throat, everyone turned to face her.


"Oh, my aren't we all super chipper today?" Guji said with a hint of sarcasm in her voice. "Well, now that I have everyone's attention, I'll tell you what's in store for you today." Wooden home charms placed into her hands, she continued. "It would seem a certain little blonde caused the leylines to go haywire." Charms handed off to Tegne, bells were lodged out from the pockets of her hakama. "I need you three to go and tie bells onto every shrine you can find, and bowls of ramen by the kitsune statues around Narukami Island." She held back a tease, for a moment. "But, it seems our little courier is running a bit late!"


Hearing the sound of cat paws dashing off at lightning speed after about fifteen minutes of waiting, a short girl with decorative cat ears and paws for feet with long ash blonde hair in tufts adorning a star shaped hairpin on the edges, and a blue Inazuman outfit huffed and puffed as she attempted to hand a box off the Guji. But, she soon said something.


"Your package is running rate!" the Guji teased.


Box soon handed off to Tegne, the young cat girl studied the ram like there was no tomorrow. Loose, pointy antenna hair on the top of her head moving about as she kept looking at him, her cat paws underneath her pattered about. Looking ready to ask about twenty questions, her green eyes almost glimmered.


"Your horns are quite big!" the catgirl exclaimed. "What kind of yokai are you?" But, a shout soon came her way.


"Yokai?!" Tegne shouted, leg raised upward. "I'm not a yokai, I'm a sheep!" Rede soon interjected.


"Tegne, you're a ram." Rede corrected. A retort soon stepped up to the plate.


"Archons, fine! I'm a ram!" Tegne shouted. "Point is, I'm not a yokai, we're chimeras."


Cat-girl not quite understanding, the early adult shrugged his shoulders. He supposed the term chimera was not something everyone within the yokai world knew about. Commotion dying down quickly as the courier left, a sheet of paper was handed off to the hyena. List oddly written in Mondstadt writing, the temporary miko rose an eyebrow.


Reading out the first area on the list, the early adult let out a sigh. He had to go to Ritou again today? The world was going around in circles, looping on repeat. bells and house charms pocketed, the party of three exited the shrine through the torii gates. Heading onto the westward path, the party of three kept going.


Reaching the back end of the port city near the area's god statue, one of the area's tri commission buildings was stepped around. Young woman in a blue kimono lamenting about a letter she wanted to have delivered, the young soldier could not help but wonder. Could the cat-girl courier take care of that? But, the early adult kept his mouth shut. There was no time to think about such, searching for kitsune statues had to be upon him.


Searching the port city from head to toe, no a single statue had been located. Looping back around every area twice over, the trail had gone colder than Snezhnaya's subzero blizzards in the dead of night. Looking around trees, and behind buildings as well, the leads weren't getting any warmer.


Tegne stopping by the outlanders bureau to inquire about statues, as well, a target had been placed on the hyena's back. Fontaine man telling the ram that there was one rock that matched his description, the location of the one, and only, kitsune stone within Ritou had been relayed to the trio.


Informed the kitsune statue was by the docks, the temporary miko would not falter. Running towards the edge of the city, a large monument of a fox with a ring with three balls in it stood out like a slime in a tribe of hilichurls. Tegne unboxing a bowl of ramen, a peculiar set of instructions had come the early adult's way.


Rede explaining to the hyena he had to send his prayers to the Dai Kitsune, the early adult tilted his head. What did such a word mean? But, the chimera knew he could not ask about. Questions were not allowed for a Diplomatic Fatui Soldier. Bowl of ramen placed beside the statue, the early adult clapped his hands together.


Prayers sent to the great leader of the kitsune up above, the next area on the next area on the list was read off. Reading out the name Konda Village, the party of three headed off towards the beach. Goat presenting his travel permit, a wave of bewilderment wrapped vines around the hyena. Just how strict was Inazuma on travel?


Stepping through the beaches of Inazuma, the goat and ram stepped in front of the hyena. Sands soon behind them after ten minutes, the entrance to the nearby village was upon him. Spotting a wooden shrine amongst the kitsune statues, the party of three dispersed themselves.


Removing a bell from his pockets, the early adult tired the ribbon onto the side of the shrine. Cleansing bell placed, the temporary shrine maiden did a small dance as instructed. Ram and goat placing hot ramen beside all the statues, they clapped their hands together, prayers sent up to the skies above.


Stepping into the village, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Not spotting any kitsune statues or rocks beside the small riverbank or near the houses, the chimera headed for the village's exit. Spotting another ritual shrine in the corner, the early adult attached a bell onto the side.


Instructions indicating to drop down into a well within the village, the hyena looked around the area. Coming across the large water drawing hole in question, the soldier prepared himself for the drop down. But, a loud set of protests came his way in a matter of seconds.


"You want to drop down that well, kid?" Tegne asked, leg raised upward. "The ramen will get wet if we jump down!"


"Tegne," Rede interjected. "Ramen is already wet. It's liquid." A retort parried itself onto the invisible battlefield.


"I know that, Rede!" Tegne exclaimed. He then turned towards the kid. "Do you really need to go down there?"


Nodding, the hyena jumped down the well. Tegne and Rede joining him, the goat descended vertically on the stone walls. Large drop downward sending a shock down his white sandals, the hyena flinched. Perhaps he should have deployed his windglider instead.


Spotting a kitsune statue on the ground floor, ramen had been offered to the rock. Bowl looking ready to float away, Rede taped down the offering beside the stone. Following a stream within the well path, the early adult's socks were soaked almost immediately. Only seeing a room full of candles, the party of three kept looking around the area.


Finding a section of the well with multiple kitsune statues above ladders, Tegne soon ascended. Ramen handed off to every single statue, the temporary miko discovered a peculiar entranceway. Spotting a statute on the other side of a purple barrier, the early adult attempted to stop through it.


But, such entry was not permitted. Zap of electricity keeping him out, the hyena grit his teeth. Was he not allowed to enter unless he had gotten approval from the Electro Archon? Such thoughts were proven incorrect in a matter of moments. Tegne coming across an electric tree, floating purple objects surrounded the three chimeras.


Stepping through the barrier, a strange room awaited the soldier. Odd set of objects with numbered shapes above them and some sort of ward in the corner with a flower symbol above it, the early adult blinked. Had he stepped foot into a sacred ward? He needed to exit the premises quickly, if such were indeed the case.


Everyone dropping down bowls of ramen and sending their prayers to the great kitsune up above, the party of three stepped out of the odd ward. Searching around the rest of the well for any stray rocks they might have missed, the trio kept the rock hunt going for awhile longer.


No more fox rocks discovered, the party of three headed back towards the well's entrance. Readying to climb back up, the chimera grabbed a hold of the stone bricks, but the early adult halted his climb upward. Tegne and Rede not budging, the hyena placed himself back on the ground. Did he miss something? Perhaps it was too early to ascend back upward.


"I don't know if I have the energy to climb back up yet," Rede said, hiding a smirk. "Kiss me for more energy, Tegne?"


Tegne lifting his leg up to scream, the early adult rolled his eyes to the ceiling. Did he always have to overreact to everything? It was just a kiss. He could easily say no without making a big deal over it. Was shouting over every little thing necessary? Absolutely ridiculous.


"Fine! Bring your lips in!" Tegne shouted, eyes darting around. "No one's watching us, are they? If they find out we're--" But his words were interrupted as he attempted to finish his sentence.


Rede bringing his lips in, the goat and ram's mouths soon became intertwined. Hearing a loud smack as they pressed together, the young soldier gave the two some privacy. If he were to watch them getting romantic, he would get yelled, at for sure. Noises dying down after twenty seconds, the early adult turned back around.


"You worry too much, Tegne. No one can see us down here," Rede replied, shaking his head. "I feel energized now. Wait for me up above!" Climbing up the well vertically, he was soon gone.


Tegne ascending the well, the hyena followed behind. Back above ground in the village, the party of three headed towards the streaming river south. Kitsune statue spotted by a rock upon the water, Rede placed a bowl of ramen on the tiny isle. Everything taken care off with Byakko Plain, the next location was read on the paper.


Chinju Forest next upon the list, the party of three veered off towards the east. Reaching the entrance after a short walk, something of especial note stuck out to the soldier. Baketanuki statues on the edge of the forest's back entrance, the hyena placed his hands into a praying position.


Spotting the first shrine beside multiple baketanuki statues, the hyena tied a bell onto the side of the ritual house. Sprinting through the torii gates, a stream full of statues that were not kitsune awaited the chimera. Seeing such, the early adult wondered. What was he supposed to offer them? He knew kitsune ramen was not the right call.


Ram and goat telling the hyena to not stray too far, the early adult slowed down his run into a walk. Coming across multiple shrines beside gates, Multiple bells had been placed. One of the forest's exits reached as he kept going, multiple instances of being told to turn around bounced around the chimera's eardrums.


Heading deeper into the mysterious forest near Mt. Yougou, more than a dozen kitsune statues awaited the party of three. Tegne and Rede splitting up to place ramen, the early adult headed straight. Offerings set around an abandoned building for ritual and prayer, the temporary miko could feel his heart sink. Had the gods abandoned this forest? He could not help but feel such might have been a possibility at hand.


Kitsune Statue up on the roof of the building, the temporary miko ascended up onto the top of the former shrine. Ramen placed on the roofing, the early adult returned to the ground. More offerings placed around the area, everyone kept their momentum going. Hearing a baketanuki off in the distance playing pranks, the soldier steeled himself.


Every single kitsune statue given an offering within the forest after about two hours of combined efforts, the final red painted shrine was given its cleansing bell. Puffing a sigh of relief, a wave of fatigue flowed through the early adult. Forests were a vast wilderness indeed. But, the job was not done yet.


Rede discovering a gigantic scarf folded neatly in the deep corners of the ramen crate, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was the neck warmer a gift for one of the baketanuki statues within the forest? Turning his sandals off towards the entrance of the area, a new path was soon discovered.


Large rock statue that looked like a huge baketanuki with many of the forest's creatures standing by it, the early adult unraveled the scarf. Surely, this neck warmer was meant for the gigantic rock. Preparing to place it around it, the chimera moved towards the base.


Tegne and Rede soon catching up to the soldier, the hyena placed the neck warmer around the statue. Baketanuki leaping up from the large rock, the early adult backed two steps away. Had he done something wrong? If he had broken the law of the forest creatures in some way, he would apologize, within a skipped heartbeat. But, a shock would soon breeze through the area.


"This scarf is for me?" a voice coming from nowhere asked. "Thank you, human!"


Hearing a voice pop out of nowhere, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Had the lazy and sleepy ninja, whatever that was, been standing behind the large baketanuki statue or something? Seeing there was nowhere for anyone to crawl behind it, the early adult shook his head. Maybe the rock was possessed by some sort of spirit he could not see.


Tegne looking ready to lift up his leg to scream once more, the early adult covered his ears. Any minute now, he was going to shout that the statue talked, he guaranteed it. He was willing to bet up to half his entire yearly salary on it that he would do so. But the early adult pushed such thought into a river. What was he thinking? He was letting his thoughts go too far.


"That statue just talked!" Tegne shouted, pointing.


"Indeed, it did, Tegne," Rede replied, stroking his goatee.


"This forest is definitely haunted!" Tegne screamed at the top of his lungs. "Let's get out of here!"


Tegne dashing off towards the exit, the early adult shrugged. Whether the statue was haunted or not, the big rock seemed harmless enough. But, he supposed he should not judge people who feared the unknown. Accelerating his legs into a sprint, Rede and the hyena reached the end, as well.


Spotting a shrine beside the torii gates, the hyena placed a bell on the side. Next area listed as unspefically as possible, the chimera tilted his head. Behind the Kamisato Estate? Why would there be any shrines around there? Rede stating they would need to borrow a boat, the party of three stepped towards the Yashiro Commission building.


Housekeeper sweeping and dusting away every nick and grime there was, Tegne and Rede stepped towards the man hard at work. Waiting for the man to catch a break, time dragged on slowly. Blond soon finishing up the walls, he soon turned around. Focus turning towards them, the ram stepped up to the plate.


"Hello, -----," Tegne greeted. A name had been said, but the hyena could not hear it. "We need your permission to go behind the Kamisato Estate!" He clapped his hands together.


"Sure, I'm sure milord won't mind," the housekeeper replied. "Do you need to borrow a boat?"


Rede stating they did need a boat, the housekeeper stepped aside, for a moment. Coming back with a large wooden vessel, he stepped outside the estate, for a moment. Coming back after a few minutes, a set of oars were given to the goat. Party of two bowing a thank you, the hyena walked off towards the edge of the estate.


Kitsune statue beside a cliffside, the early adult placed a bowl of ramen beside it. Sending his prayers to the great fox up above, the ram and goat hopped into the boat docked in the corner. Sitting down, as well, Tegne had begun cruising the vessel forward. Isle reached after about forty-five minutes, everyone stepped out of the vehicle.


Placing the ramen upon the islands, the next name had been read out upon the paper. Inazuma City the next name upon the list, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Wouldn't it have been more logical to go down towards the capital city while in Byakko Plain? But, he knew, if he, plus the ram and goat did not follow the instructions in exact order, their sonnet book would be on the chopping block and not the publishing chart.


Returning back to the estate, the trio walked back towards the edge of the forest. Byakko Plains passed through, and city upon everyone, the party of thee split up into individual parties of one. Hyena heading towards the southern end of the city, a small ritual shrine was discovered.


Placing the bell on the top of the shrine, the soldier caught up with the ram and goat. Ramen placed by the police station kitsune statues, and everywhere else they may have been, the next name upon the list was read out in silence. Shrine within Mt. Yougou underneath the Grand Narukami Shrine listed, the trio reversed back towards the path they came.


Reaching a strange area with a portal after about an area of retracing steps, a small shrine awaited the soldier. Bell attached to it, the northernmost area within Narukami Island awaited him. Araumi the only placed that remained, the race was on. But, as the three approached the area, the early adult recalled something.


Remembering there was an underground cave within Araumi, the hyena deployed his wind glider. Dropping himself into the large hole, Tegne and Rede caught up after ten minutes. Kitsune statues galore in the underground world, everyone split up onto different paths around the formerly submerged tunnel.


Discovering an electric barrier off toward the edge, the soldier touched the electric tree beside him. Crossing through the forbidden area, a large kitsune statue awaited. Ramen placed, the early adult gazed at the tiny rock next to it. Was it just him, or were the statue's eyes glowing a deep shade of purple? But he pushed such thought into the river outside. He was imagining it, surely.


Every statue within the underground tunnel accounted for, the group of three ascended back upwards towards the surface. Six eyeballs glued to the paper once more, Tegne shook his head at the next set of instructions upon the sheet of Dendro creation. Seeing such, the soldier gave eye contact.


"Pops said Kannazuka isn't safe right now. Rogue Kairagi are dueling non-stop," Tegne said, shaking his head. "We should skip that for today." Rede giving him a look of suspicion, he rose his leg to scream. Why was he doubting him? "Woah, hey! Why are you giving me that look, Rede? Are you doubting me? I live there, I would know!" He then cleared his throat. "Ahem! Anyway, let's head for Yashiori instead."


Rede taking his word for it, a boat had been summoned at the edge of Araumi. Entire island skipped over, the soldier read the instructions upon the paper for Yashiori island as the slow boat trip droned onward. Only spotting five locations, the early adult blinked. Had that really been it? Surely, there had to have been more shrines than that.


Reaching Yashiori Island after about three hours of riding the sea, the group of three headed west. But, thunder and lightning overtook the area as the party of three kept walking towards the left. Socks getting damper as the chimeras kept going, a village in the corner was soon reached.


Everyone greeting Rede like he was a member of their family as Higi Village was upon them, the early adult could not help but wonder. Did the goat live here? But, the early adult returned his focus to the world around him. Why was he getting distracted? He needed to find the wooden shrine.


Ritual shrine located, a strange set of instructions came the chimera's way. Told to do a divination dance after placing the bell, the early adult did as instructed. Everything done within the small village, the second location exposed itself to the world like a tabloid newspaper reporting a blond man was a prince of another country.


Required to travel through Jakotsu Mine, the early adult let out a gulp. Hadn't there been a samurai puppet deep within the area? He needed to proceed with caution if it were awake. Everyone heading west towards the mines, thunder clapped down from the skies.


Thunder and lightning only getting worse as Jakotsu Mine got ever so closer, danger was a goat foot. Stepping by the puppet samurai's battleground, multiple shrines awaited the trio. Bells placed and cleansing rituals enacted, the samurai puppet did not stir.


Final set of instructions stating to head for an area known as Formation Estate, the group headed south. Reaching a domain with a malicious aura protruding around it, the goat placed the bell around the ritual shrine. Hyena doing a long divination dance, the atmosphere lightened a smidgeon.


Returning to the boat, the ram cruised the stormy waters. Narukami Island reached after about two hours of rough sailing, the sky grew dark. Grand Narukami Shrine returned to, a sea of pleading rung around the Guji's pink fox ears for minutes on end. Ram and goat allowed to finish the job in Kannazuka tomorrow instead, the pair exited the shrine.


Head Shrine Maiden informing him he would be joining them tomorrow, as well, the early adult's winter jacket and pants were returned to him. Switching back into his Fatui uniform, the young soldier highlighted the waypoint to the military barracks. Steel walled room soon upon him, the hyena put everything away. Slumping into the uncomfortable bed, a question rolled a pebble around in his mind.


Were any of the divinations even working?


***


"Many of my students brought something to my
Attention today.
'Nousagi-sensei, the new shrine maiden
Lady is handing out bad fortune slips to us!'
Years of teaching, I have never heard something of this caliber.


The Grand Narukami Shrine, I actively avoid such place,
Even if my students give rave reviews
About receiving greatest or good fortune slips.
Conniving fox lady always teasing Kouneko-nee-chan when she gets
Her fortune slips for her love life.
Even so, for my students, I'll do anything.
'Really, is that so? I'll go investigate after class gets out.'


My class perks up. 'Wow, Nousagi-sensei, so manly!'
Ah, there it is. The words I've been looking for,
Nousagi-sensei, so manly! Resuming my
Lecture, I get back to teaching.
Yet, that small booth within the Grand Narukami Shrine does not leave my mind. The


Fortune Booth, I have suspected the Shrine Maiden
Of fraud for a long time. I can't put my finger on it, but something is not
Right about this whole
Thing. I need to get to the bottom of it. For my students, for everyone. The
Ultimate manly sensei,
Nousagi is on the case.
Everyone, I'll get to the bottom of this, I promise."


Returning to the Grand Narukami Shrine the next morning, the hakama was handed off to the soldier once more. But, as he dressed in his temporary uniform, a wave of news had come the hyena's way. Guji informing him his partner in crimes are waiting for him in the city, the soldier exited through the torii gates. Teleport Waypoint Proxy confiscated along with his pants, walking, running and gliding were his only options.


Inazuma City upon him after a long glide above the Chinju Forest and dashing through Byakko Plain, a wave of deja vu flowed through the temporary shrine maiden. How many times had he crossed through this area already? He felt like he was caught in a loop. But, the early adult shook his head. Such was not the case, but he felt like it was, at the moment.


Elderly man informing the chimera two horned men were waiting for him inside the eating establishment that rivalled his, the hyena stepped inside Uyu Restaurant. Ram and goat waiting for him at a table, the soldier sat down on a free chair. Tegne looking him straight in the eye, the temporary miko retained eye contact.


"There you are, kid. Order whatever you like," Tegne said, hands behind his shoulders. "Breakfast's on me!" But Rede interjected.


"Tegne," Rede interjected. "Can you even afford it?" A snort had come his way in a matter of moments.


"Of course, Rede!" Tegne responded, flaring his nostrils. "Pops lent me some money!" There was a huge sense of arrogance in his voice.


Hearing the ram so proud he was leeching off of his own kin's money, the hyena held back the urge to groan. How incredibly wrong of him to gloat about borrowing someone else's mora. But, the soldier stayed quiet. He supposed he had no right to say anything, his entire salary had come from the Cryo Archon. Ordering the cheapest item on the menu, food was served.


Tegne and Rede munching away at steamed rice, the early adult gazed down at his grilled fish. Fish and rice were considered breakfast in Inazuma? Other cultures around the continent were incredibly fascinating. Biting into the end of the tail, the ram wolfed down his breakfast like it was nothing. Finishing first, he tapped his hand upon the table.


"So! Here's the deal!" Tegne announced, voice carrying. "We have to go around Kannazuka and attach wish boards to trees to ward off some rogue kitsune!" He then turned towards Rede. "After this, Guji-sama will surely publish our sonnet book!"


Everyone finishing their meals, a hefty amount of mora coins were handed to the employee by the counter. Rede informing the ram and he that he would climb up the especially tall trees, the city had soon been exited. Heading back onto the path upon Byakko Plain, the group kept heading west.


Reaching a southwest area, another boat was borrowed. Ram riding the stormy waves like usual, the northernmost area within Kannazuka was reached after about two hours of careful sailing. Statue of seven found the vessel was docked, for the time being. Trees within reach, the soldier's legs erupted into a sprint. But, a surprise soon awaited him.


Black furred three tailed fox attacking monsters left and right, the early adult's heart skipped a beat. He could not help but feel there was a deep foreboding aura around the kitsune. Rede ascending a tree nearby tying a wooden house charm on the edge of the branches, shouts had came from up above.


"I wish for the leylines to cleanse you!" Rede shouted.


Kitsune disintegrating into nothing, the chimera's mouth dropped wide open. Was it really that easy to get rid of malformed energy? But, he knew such question would not have any sort of answer. Heading south towards Kujou Encampment, hostilities kicked into overdrive.


Black furred kitsune with four tails looking ready to attack the entire army, Rede ascended the singular tree within the military base. Saying his prayers, the fox weakened almost in an instant. But, such had not been enough to vanquish it. Enemy swiping its tails Tegne and the soldier got on the offensive.


Not having any sort of weapon on him, the early adult threw down a flower friend. Tegne unsheathing a sword Inazuma style, the fight was on. Double Dendro of doom overtaking the stage, the fox had begun to weaken faster than the hyena could blink. Rede wishing once more for the leylines to cleanse the fox, a white light engulfed the enemy.


Fox taken out of the picture after the second wish, the tengu general informed the goat of a disturbing round of information. Stating multiple foxes were spotted around Tatarasuna that seemed invincible, the early adult's eyes twitched. Did not even the power of Visions have the ability to vanquish the rogue kitsune? He needed to act fast, if such were the case.


Leaving the encampment, the party of three headed southwest. Stepping foot into the northernmost section of Tatarasuna, rogue foxes awaited every corner. Wooden house charms placed upon the branches with haste, Tegne's blade did some of the heavy lifting. But, more enemies joined the battle.


Rede needing to tie another charm upon a tree nearby, another wish for the kitsune to be cleansed had been sent to Celestia above. Prayers eventually heard, the rogue foxes disintegrated into piles of nothing. Small cliffside ascended, another tree littered with leyline infected monsters took the stage.


Charm tied onto a tree beside a grey brick wall, another enemy was cleansed by the memories of the world. Tree with lavender melons on it west of a beach, a group of begrudged seven tailed foxes put up a good fight. Four charms upon the same tree required before their cleansing had come, Rede took a deep breath.


Charms placed around every other tree within Tatarasuna, the party of three vanquished all the kitsune around the upper areas. But, the soldier recalled something. The Mikage Furnace, there had to have been some kitsune lurking within the deep depths of the area. Leading the way, the goat and ram followed behind him. But, as the three approached the area, uncertainty flowed through the air.


"Hold on, kid, this is Mikage Furnace," Rede said, stepping in front of the hyena. "Are you sure you want to go in here? It's rather dangerous here."


Seeing a pack of enemies eating electricity in the corner, the hyena nodded. Group of seven kitsune with tails in ascending order from left to right, the hyena rolled up his sleeves. It was time to finish the fox battle, once and for all. Crackles of static surrounding them, the fight was on.


Ram and goat shrugging, the two joined the battle. But, such fight had soon been one sided upon the kitsune's favor. Voltage ramping up in the watts, everything halted. Movement reduced to zero from a singular collection of lightning bolts, no progress had been made.


Electro strikes of doom continuing for minutes on end, everything remained one sided. Static clinging to his hakama, his joints froze. He was useless, immobile, a doll. Attacks ramping up in voltage as the seconds raged onward, the kitsune kept landing a high roll upon the dice.


Foxes with one and two tails tiring themselves out, their eyes had turned into swirls. Static lessening itself as four minutes had become ten, the ram and goat unsheathed their sword and spear. Weaponless, the early adult tossed down a flower friend. Weapons and Silk Flower taking about twenty hits to carve a dent, two of the seven foxes were soon vanquished.


Pattern soon discovered, two more foxes had bit the leyline dust after the ram and goat's combined efforts with their weapons took the stage. Third batch of kitsune tiring out quickly after the other two were defeated, a realization clicked within the early adult's brain. The foxes exhausted themselves faster when their numbers were lesser.


Flower friend tossed the enemy's way, one fox remained. Triple Dendro threat taking the final one out, the party of three rode the wooden lift beside the high voltage river. Reaching the deeper parts within the mines as the wooden ride ascended upward, a realization too late overtook the hyena.


The Mikage Furnace, hadn't it been Fatui territory? If Her Majesty found out two people that were not in her army entered the area, he would be punished, for sure. But, he supposed he would have it coming if he were found out. But, as the lift reached the lowest point within the furnace, enemies awaited for what felt like the tenth time of the day.


Everywhere the eye could see, rogue foxes awaited the party of three. Tegne and Rede getting on the offensive immediately, the early adult tossed down another flower friend. Goat calling out to him to perform some sort of divination, a strange piece of paper had been placed into the palm of his hands.


Small paper in the shaper of a small person, the early adult rose an eyebrow. What in the world did Rede just hand off to him? Told to whisper into the paper's ears, the soldier's breath tainted the tiny person sheet. Barely audible words of cleansing the fox's malformed energy, the tiny paper creature floated towards the center of the battlefield.


Strange paper charm taking out every single fox after six air punches, the early adult could not help but wonder. Did placing bells on the shrines around Narukami Island and giving kitsune ramen to any of the statues even work? He could not help but feel the ram, goat and he were strung along by the Guji.


Paper charm disintegrating into nothing after the remaining kitsune were all but defeated, the hyena scratched the side of his head. What kind of powers did the Narukami Shrine's charms truly contain? But, he knew he wouldn't get an answer to such question. Every enemy cleared out within the area, returning to the Shrine was mandatory.


Arriving at the Grand Shrine after four hours of slow boating and walking, a shock of the ages appeared within the soldier's line of sight. Rabbit twins wearing suits walking down the shrine, the early adult tuned such obstacles out. He needed to report to the Guji first. Taking note of whatever else was happening around could wait.


Small teasing words coming the soldier's way as he reported everything had been cleansed, a strange staff littered with multiple bells was handed to him. Head Shrine Maiden instructing him to step by the Sacred Sakura Tree and perform a divination ritual, the temporary shrine maiden would not falter.


Instructed to dance in a graceful manner while holding the bell staff, the hyena attempted with all his might to do everything correctly. But, as the small rabbit, goat and ram audience gazed at him, a sea of unease flowed through the chimera. Why were they watching him? He needed to concentrate.


But, as the dance continued, the wood underneath the hyena shook. Despite such rumbling about, the early adult continued the divination. Such performance was interrupted as it went on. Creature leaping upward, a hole formed itself on the steps to the Sacred Sakura tree.


Gigantic, black furred nine tailed kitsune popping up from archons knows where, the early adult's legs shook. Had his guided divinations been a failure? He knew he was about to pay the price dearly for his horrific mistakes. Mystical fox slamming its paws on the ground, a loud declaration of property overtook the shrine.


"Finally, I've awakened!" the kitsune shouted, batting its left paw up and down. It then stood up on its hind legs. "The Sacred Sakura Tree is now mine!" It lifted its paws above its head in a celebratory manner.


"This tree is yours now?" Nousagi asked, rolling up their sleeves. "That couldn't be further from the truth! This tree belongs to no one!"


"Silence!" the fox shouted, moving its left paw in a rapid manner. "Us foxes came together to bloom this tree, bunny rabbit! It's time for us to take it back!" Sigh coming the enemy's way, another person rolled up their sleeves.


"We don't have any choice but to fight," Kouneko said. "Nousagi, be careful to not hurt yourself."


Nousagi, Kouneko, Tegne and Rede getting on the offensive as the large kitsune aimed attacks at them, the Guji bent over towards the chimera's ear. Hot air blasting into his eardrums, the early adult's cheeks grew red. Why did she have to get so close to him like that?


"Now, little one," the Guji whispered into the hyena's ear. "I want you to count to three, and channel your energy into this."


Small fox totem handed to him, a wave of disbelief flowed through the chimera. There was no way this would work. He was not a real shrine maiden. Divination was not helping, so why would any holy object work, either? But, he knew he had to give it a shot, or he would bring disappointment to the Grand Narukami Shrine. Encouraged to toss down one of his little flowers before counting, the early adult did so.


Placing the totem beside the Windwheel Aster friend, the soldier had begun counting. One, two three. Three, two one. Pausing as he prepared to scramble the numbers from two to one on the next session, the fox totem lit up. Pink electricity surrounding the flower brought to life by his Dendro Vision, his companion soon grew to three-times its normal size. Seeing such, the early adult adjusted his glasses. What just happened? Had his flower gained more power temporarily? It was almost as if, the divine priestess lent her powers.


Sakura petals soon surrounding the flower friend, silent commands were sent its way. Triple Dendro threats joining forces with one another, the kitsune was soon cornered. Geo projectiles and Anemo orbs releasing from Nousagi and Kouneko's floating orbs beside them, the fight had begun to curve in the party of five's favor.


But, such had been short lived. Kitsune striking back like an artificially created white and purple legendary creature from another world, everyone was knocked back. Flames joining together with its tails, the hyena's heart skipped seven beats. No, not Pyro, anything but Pyro. Freezing in place, the flames were ready to bypass the five in front of him and come his way.


Slapping his cheeks, the early adult snapped himself out of it. There was no time to let himself feel frightened. Second fox totem handed to him, the soldier counted upwards from one, then backwards from three. Silk flower friend growing in size once more, It joined the crowd.


Fox getting weaker with everyone's combined efforts, bursts of energy flowed through the party of five one after another. Nousagi's ears turning into stone, their rock hard defenses kicked into overdrive as they smacked their head forward. Leaf blizzard joining in, as well, Rede's fight remained below his ultimate attack. Kouneko leaping upwards upon the air, she soon shouted at the top of her lungs.


"A Windy leap of faith!" Kouneko shouted.


Kouneko slightly above the ground as her leaps continued, her tail and feet dropped down hard whips of air from twenty meters above the ground. Fox target locked onto, a calamitous amount of anemo energy drowned the enemy. Dropping back down to the ground as her burst of energy ended, the early adult soon joined the ultimate attack party.


Cocoon of vines surrounding the hyena, his arms and legs had been intertwined with nature. Thorny whips swiping the enemy for twenty seconds, the fox could no longer able to fight back, one last ditch effort attack released from the rogue creature's tails. Ball of dark energy surrounding it, the fox attempted to toss it out, but Rede soon lunged himself forward.


Weak spot located, Rede's spear poked towards the center of the kitsune's torso. Enemy shouting over and over to not aim there, the goat kept going. Opportunities to fight back shrinking with every given second, the creature surrendered itself to defeat. Fox fading away into a sea of flower petals, everything ended with a flowery bang.


Cherry blossoms flittering around the sacred sakura, a soft smile appeared on the soldier's face. No matter where he was, nature was beautiful, like always. Everyone else taking in the view as well, peace flowed through the area, but such moment of reprieve ended quicker than it began.


"Nousagi, aren't you forgetting something?" Kouneko asked their brother.


Sister reminding them of their mission, Nousagi pounded their fist on top of their left hand. Right, they had come here to grab fortune slips to truly see what was going on within the Grand Narukami Shrine, they had almost forgot. Turning towards their sister, gratitude was on the tip of their tongue.


"Oh, right! Thank you for reminding me, nee-chan!" Nousagi said. "We came here to investigate the fortune slip booth!"


Knowing that was his cue to get behind the counter, the soldier slipped into the misfortune slip booth. Rabbit twins grabbing bamboo sticks with a look of confusion on their faces, the early adult shook his head. It was no use explaining the situation to them. He knew it was a useless endeavor that would be buried into the ground.


Bamboo sticks handed to him, the early adult removed two fortune slips. Nousagi and Kouneko reading their fortunes to themselves quietly, a strange sound had released from Nousagi's throat. Ignoring such peculiarity, an announcement had soon been made.


"Wow, nee-chan, I got greatest fortune!" Nousagi exclaimed. "Maybe this means my students will flourish!" They let out a loud cheer.


"That's great for you, Nousagi," Kouneko replied. "Perhaps now, this will quell your students fears over their bad fortunes."


Hearing such, the early adult's ears perked. Had the lineup of kids the other day been Nousagi's students? If such were the case, he knew he needed to apologize for the bad string of misfortune slips their class had gotten. While he knew he had no control over which slips they got, he knew he was responsible for their distress.


Clapping his hands together, the early adult bowed an apology. Nousagi and Kouneko looking at each other, for a moment, the twins shook their heads. Seeing such, the early adult's eyes opened wide. Did they not blame him for the fortunes the children received?


"Don't apologize, young man. It's not your fault," Kouneko said. "My brother is going to teach their students about probability in the future."


"That's right, nee-chan, I will be doing just that," Nousagi replied, pounding their right fist over their left hand. "Try to not take responsibility for this, alright? It isn't your fault."


Rabbit twins bowing their heads and exiting the shrine, Tegne and Rede were soon surrounded by the Guji. Sonnet book in the palm of her hands, a foxy smile appeared on her lips. Turning to face them, a round of words the two were expecting to hear graced their pointy ears.


"Since you two worked so hard," the Guji said with a hint of teasing sarcasm. "I'll publish your sonnet book, just like I promised!"


Tegne and Rede high fiving one another and leaping in the air, the early adult could not help but hide the tiniest of smiles. Everyone had won today, in their own little way. But, a harsh, cold truth had soon punctured a hole in their joy in the span of fifteen seconds.


"But, if it doesn't sell well, Yae Publishing House won't help you next time!" the Guji warned, teasing little giggle peppered towards the end of her speech. "Oh, and just so you know, I'll be getting most of the royalties for your work!"


"We won't disappoint you!" Tegne replied, bowing. Information about royalties bouncing off his head, the final words did not reach him.


Tegne and Rede bidding their farewells to him, the soldier waved in tandem. Staying within the fortune booth for hours on end with no customers, the original shrine maiden on duty soon returned. Rudely telling him to move, the early adult stepped out of her booth. But, as he did such, a realization stung within him.


Guji telling him to return to his former uniform, the early adult lowered his head towards his shoulders. His shrine maiden duties were over. It was time to hand in the hakama for good. Winter jacket and pants soon over him once more, his Vision returned to its usual spot in a matter of moments.


Knowing he would never get to wear a miko outfit again, a sea of disappointment flowed through the chimera. But, he supposed that's how it was. Agent soon stepping by the shrine, his dismissal was soon granted. Agent turning towards the shrine maiden by the booth, the soldier stepped aside.


Highlighting the waypoint to the military barracks, the soldier reached the soundproof room after fifteen minutes of walking. Pacing about, for a moment, a sea of questions flowed through the soldier. The Shrine Maiden referring to herself as Gendou Ringo, why did he feel like she had been a part of Her Majesty's army? But, the hyena snapped himself out of such thinking. That was impossible, her name was Inazuman. There was no way she was a part of the Fatui.


Wave of fatigue overtaking the hyena, the Siorc removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform put away as well, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Glasses put aside, the soldier closed his eyes as his head hit the rock hard pillow. But, as the land of tormented dreams was about to take him away, one final thought looped on repeat.


His godly odd jobs would not end here.

 

[Palamon]

4. Branch Off 2: The Inazuma Hot Springs Trip, Feat: Yínlóng and Problems

"It's difficult lately going home everyday. Each


Dusk, mama and papa are
On my tail.
Nowadays, they seem unsatisfied with me again.
Their expectations skyrocketed.


Well, I guess they
Are disappointed, I'm still
Not in an opera troupe.
The auditions aren't working out.


They keep failing me.
Ha, I guess it's one failure too many.
I am a major disappointment, you
See? Normally I am unbothered but,


My parents have decided it's
About time to pressure me.
Mama said to me
After I got home today: 'Yínlóng it's time to stop


Playing games
And consider taking over the commerce guild.'
Papa joins in as well.
'Another rejection from the opera troupe? That's the


Second time this year, Yínlóng!
Take things more seriously!'
Opera troupe rejecting me this,
Please take this more seriously, that!


Papa, mama, I am!
Really, why can't you see that?
Every time they hold them, I
Strive to succeed! I
Strive to earn my spot. I'm just not the
Underdog, but I'm trying!
Rare rage cooks
Inside me,
Now, I never try to stick up,
Getting on the defensive and bickering,


Might break some contract, maybe.
Even so, I'm trying!


I won't be forced into a box! I


Won't join the commerce guild full time.
And I raise my voice:
'No, mama! I'm not
Taking over the commerce guild!'


Taking my fingers, I fold them into an
Open fist!


But, I am immediately cornered with
Every mama response in the book. But,


Filled with a little bit of hidden
Rage. 'Your attempts to join the opera fail
Every time.
Every year, you never get in. It's


Time to take things more seriously.'
Oh, that set me off.


Looks like what I try
Is never enough all that they want from me is success. I am just
Vapid to mama and papa.
Even so, I persist. 'I am taking things


Seriously!' Now, papa
Looks at me and adds his take.
'Obviously, you aren't,
Why can't you be more
Like Qiulong?
Yes, there it is the comparison.


So, I begin to shake
Oh, Rex Lapis I've


Just about had it, our bickering
Unleashes for awhile, my rage is
Sky high.
That's it, I'm leaving!


Shouting one last time, I
Trail something
Out I might regret:
'Papa, mama, I despise you both!'


Panda ears fuming, I
Lunge for the door!
Everyone yells to come back,
And I see Jiaolong readying to entering the home for work,
So I yell, 'Jiaolong don't look for me!'
Each step, I'm running faster,


I hear him shouting after
Me, 'Ah, Yínlóng, wait!'


But I keep on
Running. Leaving the harbor,
Everything is so heavy
And I just want to go far away.
Knock away all these feelings.
I run off to Qingce Village
Now, in this cave, hiding. I want to
Get away from everything. Everyone."


The sound of bitter wind awaited the soldier as the morning marched about. The howling chill only continued to roar as the morning went onward. As the month long blizzard had reached its tertiary stages, countless Fatui Soldier groaned in an echo as the minutes danced about in an endless sea of ice.


The complaints about were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Groans continuing onward for minutes on end, the hyena rose from the uncomfortable bed. Noise keeping it up, the early adult let out a sigh. The walls were thin as paper, indeed. Placing the glasses over his heterochromatic eyes, the chimera had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As his uniform melted over his partially human person, the early adult could not help but wonder. Why were all his jobs lately related to gods, deities and sacred beings? But, the hyena pushed such thought into the snow outside. Did such coincidence truly matter? He supposed it was no use questioning it.


Howl outside only getting louder, the early adult shrugged. It was no use thinking about why; such answer would never come. Attempting to regain focus, the soldier clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Second favorite rabbits in his hair and ears, the hyena gazed at the barricaded window.


World outside a blinding white, the hyena could not help but wonder. Just what could possibly await him today? Blizzard outside only getting stronger with every given day, the chimera knew anything was possible within the frozen northern. Returning his attention forward, the early adult reached for his Vision.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the chimera gazed at the Geo Delusion. The sinister orb, should he use it today? Pushing the object of darkness aside, the soldier turned his head towards the opposite direction. There was no need to bring unneeded risk. Surely, nothing taxing would await him today.


Heelless shoes on and rations devoured, the early adult had finished the morning routine of dressing the body. Turning his attention to the door, the young soldier waited for the militaristic footsteps to arrive. Any moment now, the Agent would arrive with his orders of anything.


But, no footsteps ever came. Groans dissipating into nothing various minutes before, the hyena walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. The Agent, was he running late today? He supposed such could have been the case. Stepping towards the window, the soldier gazed at the barely visible world outside.


Snow no deeper than usual, the soldier returned to his pace about. Surely, the Agent was coming. There was no way he had woken up late or early today. The groans in echo were as loud as they had always been. No footsteps for minutes on end, a wave of unease flowed through the hyena. Could someone else be coming? If such were the case, he needed to prepare himself for anything.


Hearing the sound of tape peeling off the door, the chimera's inhuman eardrums perked. Stepping outside for a moment, the early adult tilted his head at the sight before him. On the entranceway had been a note. Note written in Snezhnayan writing, as usual, the soldier read the sheet carefully.


"You have three days off," the note in clear Snezhnayan writing said.


Seeing such note, the soldier's heart skipped a beat. Her Majesty, had she gone away on business? But the early adult shook his head. Such could not have possibly been the case. The barracks were not empty when he had awoken. Ideas pouring inside him, the soldier off duty stepped back into the soundproof room.


Knowing Hase within the dream world was aware of him searching for her, the early adult shrugged his shoulders. Perhaps, it was best to continue to not look for her, for the time being. Ideas scrambling around inside him like cooked eggs, one particular thought poked a pin in the hyena's mind.


Yínlóng, maybe he was free right now. Perhaps, he could take him on a nice long nature walk somewhere to keep him in line with his exercise. Resolute on his decision, the early adult removed his winter jacket. Second layer removed as well, the hyena gazed at the silk shirt at the bottom of his uniform drawers, but the soldier off duty slammed the container shut. Such shirt could be saved for another day.


Highlighting the waypoint to Yaoguang Shoal, the young soldier closed his eyes. Blinding light overtaking him, the early adult flinched. No matter how many years were to pass, fast travel was still difficult on the eyes, for sure. Teleportation about to come to an end, one thought tapped him on the shoulder.


Would Yínlóng and he's holidays align?


***


"Yínlóng, will he be busy today?
After all I know he still works
Over at Third Round Knockout,
Guess he might still be working,
Unless our holidays somehow
Align. I sure hope so, as I have
Nothing else in mind. Searching for Hase is a no
Go. I know she doesn't want me to.


So, for now, that remains on pause.
However, I suppose if Yínlóng says no. I'll have to
Open up other ideas. Maybe I could try the tcg.
Ah, no, that won't fill up three whole days.
Look at some nature?


I suppose that could do.
Something tells me, though, it might rain.


Everything is giving me this uneasy feeling.
Maybe I am just imagining it, but things feel
Pensive on this beach
Today. I need to find
Yínlóng right away."


Upon reaching Yaoguang Shoal through the teleport waypoint, the early adult turned his head to the right and left. Was it just his imagination, or did the beach's atmosphere feel heavier than usual? Pushing such thought aside, the early adult had begun running. Surely, he was overthinking it.


Not spotting the panda chimera as he ran towards the usual spot he ran into him, the early adult scratched his head. Had he come over to the beach too early? Turning his head towards the sky, the soldier off duty observed the position of the sun. Ball of glowing gas not quite near the middle yet, the hyena blinked. Could he have arrived at the beach too early?


Walking upon the sand for awhile, the soldier strolled around the beach for about an hour. Yínlóng still not showing up, the hyena walked around in a circle upon the eroding away mineral walkway. Maybe the panda chimera was still at home for the day? He supposed he would have to remain patient, for the time being. Resuming his walk, time kept on marching onward inexorably.


Continuing his walk for another hour, the absence of Yínlóng Jinzi continued. But, the soldier kept walking. Surely, after some time, the panda would arrive. Not letting hope die, the early adult's stroll sauntered onward. It was too early to throw in the nonexistent towel, for sure.


But, as the waves hitting the sand continued to be the only sound for another half hour, the early adult could not wonder. Could the panda chimera have been at work? He supposed such could be the case. Perhaps, for the time being, it would have been in his best interest to check the teahouse. Resolute on his decision, the soldier off duty prepared to stage his exit.


Hearing loud splashes overtake the ocean, the hyena turned his head towards the cacophony. Spotting the otter twins swimming upon the waves, otter tails and furry paws out, the early adult turned his head towards the opposite direction as Linggui's shirtless body, and Fèng's bathing suit covered chest caught his attention. If he were to look at either of them in such a way, a teasing would hunt him down like prey at any moment.


More splashes rounding themselves out, the soldier off duty turned his attention towards the noise once again. Otter twins bodies below their shoulders submerged by the ocean below with cheeky smiles on their faces, the early adult let out a sigh. Teasing words were on the tip of both their tongues, for sure.


"Are ya looking fer Yínlóng, Fatui boyfriend?" Linggui asked, cheeky grin on his face. "Yer partner isn't here today! It's just the two of us!"


The hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. Why did the otter twins always enjoy insisting that Yínlóng was his partner? There was no way he could date anyone. Having a relationship with anyone was definitely forbidden as a member of the Fatui. Fèng adding their chuckle into the mix, they added themselves to the teasing session.


"Are you sad Yínlóng isn't here?" Fèng asked, chuckling. "Don't be sad, Yínlóng's boyfriend, we're here!" They turned towards their twin as they laughed to one another.


The early adult grabbed strands of his loose hairs and grit his sharp teeth. Hadn't these two gotten tired of repeating the same joke over and over again? He had had quite enough of hearing them act like he was the boyfriend of someone he knew dating was impossible.


Taking a long deep breath, the hyena folded both his hands into fists. Right fist facing upward in the air, and left one facing downward by his chest, the soldier tapped his right palm onto his left one. Word work signed on private display the early adult proceeded to place his index and middle finger in a v-shape. Appendages placed underneath his eye, the chimera put a serious look on his face.


Watching as Siorc performed sign language, Fèng looked their brother in the eyes. Maybe it was best to stop their teasing, for the time being. Serious look on his face, they returned such look in kind. Did he find it unusual for Yínlóng to not be at the beach? That may have been so, but no solution had come within their place of mind. Linggui speaking up first, they backed themselves down from the conversation, for a moment.


"Yer askin' if we saw Yínlóng at the Third Round Knockout, aren't ya?" Linggui asked. "Nah. He ain't there." But, Fèng soon chimed in anyway.


"Why don't you try other beaches," Fèng suggested. "Maybe he saw us, got spooked and ran!"


Bowing a thank you, the early adult opened up the proxy orb into map form. Maybe Fèng was right. Perhaps, just maybe, Yínlóng was at another beach today. Seeing sandy areas around Wangshu Inn, the early adult highlighted the waypoint nearby. Upper floor of the hotel soon upon him, the soldier off duty took the lift downward.


Feeling a sudden sense of urgency, the early adult dashed across the small bridge. Inn hostess inquiring generic guests if they were staying at the hotel, the hyena exited the area. Speeding across the bridge and turning towards the right, the rather tiny coastline was soon upon the soldier.


Walking along the short sandy path, the soldier off duty kept his eyes open. Perhaps, just maybe, Yínlóng had been at a different beach today. Hilichurls beside barrels in the distance minding their own business, the early adult kept himself focused. Continuing on the pathway straight, the hyena kept going.


Nothing but crabs and mist flower corolla on the pathway, the hyena kept walking upon the southward path. Monsters growing quieter as he kept on going, hope flowed through the hyena. Surely, soon, he would find a lead. Pathway getting slightly less narrow as his walk continued, the early adult remained focused.


Spotting a strange stone enclosure with Geo Slimes next to wooden boxes, the early adult blinked. Did certain types of slimes attract themselves towards different types of objects? But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. What was he thinking? There was no time to get lost in thought about the laws of nature.


Reaching the edge of Luhua Pool, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Could the panda have been across the ocean and upon the platform on the other side? Seeing absolutely no one, the hyena shook his head. He supposed, the panda was not here, either.


Gazing at his map once more, the early adult studied the other sandy areas nearby. Pathway around Cuijue Slope having a short beach as well, the soldier off duty dashed up the stone staircase. Perhaps it would not hurt checking the other side, as well. Narrow passageway taken, a small mossy rock awaited the hyena.


Knowing the only way to reach the other side was to glide, the early adult leaped upward. Windglider soon deployed, the soldier attempted with all his might to land on the rock upon the other side. Barely able to reach, the chimera puffed a sigh of relief. If he had landed any further away, he would have sunken to the bottom of the ocean, for sure.


Sprinting across the tiny island, the early adult kept the one member search party going. Other side soon reached, the young soldier kept his eyes open. Perhaps, just maybe, the panda chimera was deeper within the beach across Cuijue Slope. Continuing onward, no signs of the panda were anywhere.


Spotting a tiny broken wooden bridge and multiple boats broken on shore, the soldier shook his head. Why would someone just leave a broken boat like this on the sand? Discarded vessel filled with water through the many holes, he walked around the debris. He supposed it was not his problem to clean up such waste.


Nothing but crabs on the beach as a tiny rainstorm started to kick in, the early adult kept his search going. Rain, or shine, he knew he had to keep going. Pattering continuing for the time being, the early adult walked upon the curved pathway for minutes on end.


Reaching an area with unfinished houses after half an hour of walking, peculiar giggles overtook the area. Turning his head towards the noise, the mystery was solved in a matter of moments. Cicin Mage strolling about with her tiny lantern beside her, the hyena shrugged. Were other Fatui patrolling the area? If such were the case, he needed to proceed with caution, guaranteed.


Other soldiers standing beside another abode, the soldier kept walking. Whatever other Fatui were up to while on the job was no business of his. Exiting the nameless area amongst the abandoned homes, the mild storm had cometh over. Singular layer soaked a smidgeon, the early adult held back the urge to run for shade.


Reaching the end of the sandy path, the chimera shook his head. The area was just as Yínlóngless as the last. But, he knew he could not falter. Orb opened into map form once again, the early adult studied other sandy areas. Spotting a small bit of sediment around Dihua Marsh, the next location cemented into place.


Spotting an abandoned wooden raft, the early adult cruised the vessel forward. Reaching Wangshu Inn for the second time of the day, the chimera walked towards the opposite bridge not taken. Small sandy area with nothing but a Hilichurl camp, the soldier crossed such area off the list. Other sandy area further into the marsh nothing but a monster's abode, as well, the hyena gazed at the ocean, for a moment.


Coming up empty, doubt flowed through the soldier's short body. Was Yínlóng anywhere at all? Maybe he had stayed home today. Slapping his cheeks, the early adult snapped himself out of such thinking. It was far too early to give up. Recalling there was one final beach within Liyue, the soldier highlighted the waypoint within the stone forest.


Heading towards the westward side of the beach, a decision had been made. If the panda were not in Guhyun Stone Forest, he was closing the book on the one member search party for the day. Area empty of any chimera life whatsoever, the Cicins buzzed in the soldier off duty's ears as he kept walking.


No one of note on the westward side, the hyena reversed backwards towards the area of which he came. Not a single soul stirring about except Hilichurls on the beach paying absolutely no mind to him, the chimera let nature be. Jumping across a small shallow water end, the early adult sprinted towards the north.


Path absent of anything except for the Geo cube resting upon its battlefield, the hyena headed back towards the small hills in the corner. If the panda were not within the other side of the beach, it was time to call it quits, for sure. Domain ignored, the entrance towards the southernmost area of the beach was upon him.


But, as the search continued, his pockets remained as empty as the Eleventh Harbinger's dead blue eyes. The panda was nowhere to be seen. It was time to throw a towel out onto the one member search party. But, as he prepared to return towards the Teleport Waypoint, a familiar face stuck out amongst the fields of sand.


Quiet, blond haired ponytailed man with a small green highlight braided off behind his hear adorning indigo eyes with star shaped pupils and rather unusual looking Liyue style clothing, the early adult put his hand on his chin. What was Uxi doing all the way out in Guhyun Stone Forest beside the ocean? But, a pin was placed in such thought as he observed further. Thick book with a drawing of a Milileth on it, the soldier off duty stepped back. If he was studying, it was best to leave him be.


Sound of the book slamming shut, a shock travelled down the early adult's spine. Why did people always have to close their tomes so loudly? Sense of struggle on Uxi's face as he placed his hand on his chin, the chimera could not help but ponder. Was the Liyuean language difficult for him to read? He supposed such was understandable. Eyes soon on him, the hyena froze in place. Was his presence disturbing him? If such were the case, he would apologize, in an instant.


Seeing the purple haired stranger looking at him, Uxi let out a small sigh. Did he want something from him? If he had any questions, he should just ask them already. Maybe it was best to ask what he wanted first. Biting the bullet, he prepared his words carefully. But, only one was able to slip out.


"Yes?" Uxi asked, looking left.


Uxi giving him a look as though he had not gotten what he ordered, the hyena clapped his hands into an apologetic stance. He had, without a shadow of doubt, disturbed Uxi while he was studying. Bowing his head a smidgeon, the early adult looked into the man's eyes. But, a look a confusion painted his face. Silence soon breaking, the chimera kept his attention forward.


"Not bothering me," Uxi said, shaking his head. "So, what is it?"


Inquiry coming his way, the early adult curled his fingers. Placing his hands over his head in such position, the soldier kept them curled over his head for two minutes. Look of confusion on Uxi's face, the hyena waved a white flag. Maybe his wordless language was too vague.


Stranger cupping his hands over his head, invisible sweat crawled down Uxi's synthetic cheeks. What was this person trying to say to him? Studying the shape of his hands for a moment longer, a realization crashed like a wave beneath his feet. Panda. Interesting, was he inquiring whether he had seen one or not? He guessed it was best to break such news with a prompt answer.


"Panda?" Uxi asked. "Nope."


Uxi soon looking ready to return to his studies, the hyena bowed a thank you. Yínlóng was not around Guhyun Stone Forest, either? Readying to finally throw the towel, one name haunted him like a ghost on Wuwang Hill. Bishui Plain near the bamboo trees, Yínlóng's former resting place. Perhaps, just maybe, the panda was there. Extra location added to the list, the chimera highlighted the waypoint southernmost of the area.


Bamboo trees in the corner pandaless as well, a wave of unease flowed through the chimera. Gut punching him through and through, a sea of worries flowed through the early adult. The panda was not in Bishui Plains, either. Something was wrong, guaranteed.


Concern clouding him, an idea popped into the chimera's fading human brain. Yínlóng's cousin, Jiaolong. Maybe he knew what was wrong. Resolute on his decision, the soldier off duty removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket for what felt like the fourth time of the day.


Knowing he had to make haste, the early adult erupted his legs into a speedy sprint. Dashing through the stony overpass and cruising up the stairs at breakneck pace, the soldier broke out into a pant as the final step was upon him. Breath dying as he stepped inside the pharmacy, the early adult attempted to catch any wind that remained inside him. But, such was a failure.


Seeing Yínlóng's friend panting as he stepped inside the pharmacy while he was handing off a prescription to a customer, Jiaolong's eyebrows furrowed. Why was the young man running again? If there was an emergency somewhere, it was best to get to it immediately. Other customer soon leaving, he turned his attention to the situation at hand.


"Did you run here again?" Jiaolong asked, stepping over the counter. "Come now, you shouldn't be running so fast." He placed his hand on his chest. Breathing soon steadied, he returned his attention towards the situation. "You have quite the sense of urgency on your face. Is something the matter? Do you have an emergency that needs to be attended to?"


Jiaolong looking busy with work, the early adult could not help but wonder. Would asking him about Yínlóng while on the job bother him? But, he knew, he would know something. The two were family. Surely, he knew the panda chimera better than anyone else. Fingers out in front of him, the hyena prepared himself.


Spelling out the word Yínlóng and the word missing, the chimera looked into the taller panda chimera's eyes. Dark pink eyes studying his fingers for a few moments, the man's fingers appeared on his chin. Silence taking the pharmacy for a loop, the soldier lowered his head. Did his wordless language not pull through? He supposed not everyone understood signs. But, such was proven wrong in a matter of moments.


"Ah, Yínlóng? No, I haven't seen her today unfortunately," Jiaolong responded. "If she's not where she usually is, she probably just wants to be left alone." He then put on a huge smile. "Maybe I should go missing, so you'll have to look for me instead."


Siorc backed eight steps away. Jiaolong go missing? Why would he say something like that? If he had run away, as well, wouldn't the snake doctor be cross with him for disappearing while on the job? Hearing his remark about them wishing to be left alone, a second wave of concern flowed through the hyena. There was no way something was not wrong. He had to keep looking for her.


Watching as the young man backed away toward the corner of the room with astonishment, Jiaolong let out a tiny laugh behind his gloved hands. Did he take his joke seriously? If he had, it was best to correct the situation at hand, if so. Composing himself, he folded his hands over the counter.


"I am merely joking," Jiaolong said, placid smile on his face. "It would be quite unprofessional of me to just disappear, no?" The smile would not leave his face. "In any case, I don't know where she is, apologies."


Bowing a thank you, the early adult exited the pharmacy. Descending the staircase, the soldier wondered. Would anyone near the mansion know where the panda is? Surely, the Qixing that walked and did their jobs around the Pavilion had to have seen him step out their home in the early mornings. Resolute on his decision, the soldier off duty headed for Yujing Terrace.


Reaching the terrace shortly, the soldier scouted the area. Generic Qixing walking around doing nothing of especial note, the early adult kept walking. There was no reason to ask the secretaries about the panda chimera. There was no way they knew anything. Brushing the nobodies off, the soldier headed closer towards the mansion.


Not wishing to disturb the panda's parents, the early adult headed out towards the other side of the area. End of the terrace upon him, the hyena gazed at the staircase towards the end of the area. But, as he readied to ascend the walkway, the Tianquan and Qilin descended. Seeing such, the young soldier moved three steps towards the left.


Tianquan's heels hitting the ground at quite the speed and qilin following behind her, the early adult stepped six paces behind. Knowing that, if he did not ask now, they would get too far away, the hyena took a quick deep breath. Surely, one of the important Liyue Qixing had to have seen the panda leave the mansion. Words bubbling, the chimera released.


"Excuse me, ma'ams," Siorc said, voice barely audible. "But, have either of you seen Yínlóng?" He then bowed his head, placing his hands into an apologetic stance. But, his question was answered immediately.


"Miss Yínlóng?" the qilin asked. "I don't believe I've seen her today, my apologies!"


"And, I haven't seen her either," the Tianqian responded.


Tianqian looking ready to say something sarcastic, the soldier let the Qixing continue on their way. He supposed, even the owner of the Jade Chamber did not know the whereabouts of everyone within the nation. Group of two soon far outside his distanced field of vision, the soldier wondered. Could some of the shopkeepers have seen him? He supposed such would be the next logical place to look. Exiting the terrace, the chimera readied himself to head towards the shopping district.


Returning back towards the path he came, the chimera studied the people around him. Usual generic people out and about, the early adult crossed the nobodies off the list. There was no way he was going to ask every person he could see about the panda.


Spotting Lilui Pavillion's waitress outside, the hyena stepped towards her. Employee not having any answers for him, the chimera stepped towards the rival restaurant next door. Waitress at the Xinyue Kiosk not having any answers, either, the soldier returned towards the path in front of him.


Not wishing to disturb the possible rival commerce guild on Feiyun Slope, the hyena walked over to the jewelry booth in the corner. Same answer repeated, multiple reject answers had come his way as he walked through the shopping district. Adventurers on the pathway coming up empty, as well, the chimera's shoulders slumped a smidgeon.


Funeral parlor to the side, the hyena turned his heelless shoes in the opposite direction. There was no way he was going to ask the director of the building of death if she had seen Yínlóng. She would just ask if he needed a coffin their size. Such joke was in poor taste. Hearing it would only boil his blood over the sidewalk. Heading for the wharf, the search continued.


No one within the wharf having any answers, the early adult pulled out the white flag as the sky darkened into a deeper blue. Evening had arrived. There was no way anyone within the harbor city had any answers. Returning up the stairs, one final destination was on the list.


Heading for Third Round Knockout, one final decision had been made. If anyone that was at the teahouse did not know where the panda had gone, he would return to Snezhnaya in an even heartbeat. Heading down the walkway and walking towards the left, the food district closed in on the soldier off duty.


Reaching the teahouse, a predictable sight caught the hyena's eyes. Tall brunette in his usual seat drinking like always, and opera singing looking pensive, the early adult ascended the small stone staircase. Young woman looking like she was expecting someone, her made up eyes looked fret with concern.


"Yínlóng should be here right now," the opera singer said, closing her eyes. "Where could she be?" But, a prize soon dropped on the tavern floor as the tall brunette turned towards the hyena.


"I might know of her whereabouts," the tall brunette said, sipping tea. He then made eye contact with the chimera. "Mr. Siorc, you are just in time. I could not help but notice you were searching for Miss Yínlóng around the city." He then paused for a moment. "While I was on a walk, I saw her in Qingce Village. Perhaps, she is still there."


Hearing the tall brunette state he had seen the panda chimera, a wave of overwhelming gratitude flowed through the hyena. The wise man knew where she was? How very fitting. It was almost as if the tall brunette was all knowing, nearly omnipotent. But, the hyena was none the wiser to such fact. Lowering his head, gratitude was on the tip of his tongue.


"Thank you, sir," Siorc replied, bowing. "I'll go get him!"


Exiting the city through the back entrance, the chimera headed north. Dashing through Guili Plains and the Wangshu Inn, the soldier off duty kept dashing north. Dihua Marsh and western area of Stone Gate passed through, the soldier accelerated his sprint.


Bishui Plain zoomed past, the hyena took a moment to catch his breath. Resuming his speedy run, the early adult kept dashing about. Qingce Village three-hundred meters away, the soldier switched the position of his legs. Any minute now, and he would finally have some answers.


Reaching the elderly village beside the waterfall, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Elderly man walking around in the colorful grass beside a scarecrow in the corner, the soldier dashed off towards the wise man of many years. Mouthing the word panda in a barely audible whisper, an answer had soon come his way.


Elderly man stating he had seen Yínlóng headed for a cave behind a waterfall deep within the village, the soldier off duty bowed a thank you. Crossing the bridges slightly above the river in the area, the chimera placed his hand beside his ear. Rushing falls off in the distance, the hyena skid across the water.


Spotting the rushing falls, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Cave spotted, the soldier entered with caution. Reaching a strange room filled with large orange crystals everywhere, the hyena kept his eyes open. But, as he walked into the deeper depths of the cave, an alarming sight overtook the secluded area.


Yínlóng sitting on top of a huge rock with a deep and somber look on his face, alarm bells went off inside the chimera's fading human brain. Something was not right, indeed. Sitting next to them, the soldier waited. Even if he were deeply lost in thought, whatever was wrong, he would listen.


Seeing someone step foot into the cave, Yínlóng rose their head from their knees. Had their parents sent someone to look for them? Whoever it was that came by, they needed to leave. The cave behind the waterfall, no one else should be here. But, as the face became more clear, a pit fell into the center of their stomach.


Siorc searching around the cave soon sitting beside them, something of particular note caught their slow eyes. He was not in his uniform. Was he looking for him on one of his days off? If such were the case, it was best to not keep silent any longer. But, a part of them hid deep inside, locked away with a key.


"Oh, hey, Siorc. You found me," Yínlóng said, lowering their face into their knees. "Were you looking for me?" There was a long pause between his last word and the next. "Boss sent you to come and get me, didn't she? I thought I told her I wasn't coming today..."


Lack of emotion within the panda chimera's somberly toned voice, more alarm bells rung within the hyena's head. Something was definitely wrong with Yínlóng, for sure. Placing his hands in front of him after he unburied himself from his knees, the early adult folded his hand into a half knuckle, thumb and pinky sticking out. Knuckles touching his chin, the chimera furrowed his brows.


Siorc inquiring what was wrong in sign language, Yínlóng placed their arms over their knees. He noticed something was wrong, did he? They supposed nothing got past him. He supposed it wouldn't do any good to hide the truth. Letting out a sigh, the words had begun to flow out.


"Oh, you noticed something's wrong? Can't get anything past you, can I?" Yínlóng asked, somber laugh leaking through their throat. "Sorry, maybe I shouldn't have said that." There was another pause in their speech. He then lifted his head. "I got into a fight with my parents. I just..." Holding back tears, they took a deep breath. Maybe he could be a little selfish today. "Want to go away for a little while. Say, Siorc, could you take me somewhere far away? I just want to get away from it all for a couple of days."


A wave of shocked flowed through the hyena. Yínlóng got into a fight with his parents? Arguing with others, that did not seem like him at all. Asking if he could take him somewhere far away, the early adult turned his head towards the back end of the cave. She he really allow this? Wouldn't taking them somewhere far away help him run away from his problems? Such was the wrong call to action. He needed to face everything head on.


Seeing the deep look of pain on the panda chimera's face, the early adult's heart tightened into a knot. Maybe taking him somewhere far away wouldn't hurt. Resolute on his decision, he took a deep breath. Was this really the right course of action? But, he supposed telling him no would only make matters worse.


"Alright, sir," the hyena responded, voice barely audible. "Tomorrow, I'll take you somewhere far away."


Hearing Siorc's response, Yínlóng could feel tears well up beside their tearducts. He was agreeing to take him somewhere? Maybe he was a being a little too greedy, monopolizing his vacation like this. Leaning forward, emotions overtook everything else in a matter of moments.


"You will? Thank you," Yínlóng replied, burying his head into Siorc's shirt. "Maybe we could try Inazuma? I have a travel permit."


Hearing the panda chimera's question, the hyena wondered. How would they reach Inazuma? But he supposed the Jinzi family commerce guild had transportation lined up for him to use whenever he wanted to. But, as he prepared to nod, another person added themselves to the roster of searching. Taller panda chimera stepping through the cave entrance, he soon spoke up.


"I knew I'd find you here, Yínlóng," Jiaolong said, stepping closer. "Your bosses are worried about you."


Seeing Jiaolong within the deeply hidden cave, the early adult could not help but wonder. Did he know where Yínlóng was all along? If such were the case, then why didn't he inform him? But, he supposed he had his reasons for not telling him his whereabouts.


Cousin standing within the cave, Yínlóng's face grew dark. Why did Jiaolong come all the way out here? They thought they had told him not to come looking for them when he left earlier. But, he knew it wasn't right to lash out at him for coming all this way. But, he ought to know his search was unfounded.


"Jiaolong, I told you to not look for me," Yínlóng responded. But, Jiaolong persisted.


"Yínlóng, you shouldn't run away from your problems," Jiaolong barked back, words stern.


"I'm going to work now!" Yínlóng exclaimed. He then turned towards Siorc. "Siorc, take out your map, please."


Jiaolong looking ready to scream out for the panda chimera to wait, the hyena removed the teleport waypoint proxy map from his back pocket. Look of deep desperation on their face, the chimera highlighted the waypoint in Liyue Harbor. Bigger boss of Third Round Knockout giving them a lecture as they carded into work, a slow wave had come the early adult's way.


Knowing that was his cue to leave, the chimera highlighted the waypoint towards the military barracks. Icy cold hallways soon upon him, the hyena had begun walking. Steel walled room nearing after fifteen minutes of walking, the soldier off duty walked around in a circle upon the frozen floor.


Wave of tiredness eventually overtaking him, the chimera removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Glasses put aside, as well, he slumped into the rock hard bed. Closing his eyes as soon as his head hit the pillow. One final thought wrapped vines around him as the world of dreams took him away.


Was he truly doing the right thing?


***


"It would seem Yínlóng is going to Inazuma today. I


Do not think this is a good thing. I asked my boss some questions
On the topic of mental health. And,


Now, I am no expert, but it is
Obvious to me she is running away from her problems, and
Taking the opportunity to have her friend run away with her.


This date, I do not think it is right. That fight she
Had with her parents, it could easily be resolved
If she spoke her mind.
Now, I do not
Know what goes on in her head. We may be related, but I am not psychic.


This date she's going on, maybe it is best I tag along.
However, Doctor ------ says I should not.
I suppose I understand where he is coming from, but
She seems to be in some sort of deep crisis.


It would not be best for me to leave this alone,
Should I? Ah,


Right, well, I might as well just
Invite myself, but if she says no, I
Guess I will leave it at that.
Her arguing with others,
That's just not like her. I need to keep a watchful eye."


Waking up the next morning, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. Inazuma, where could he take Yínlóng to in such a place? Wasn't the nation still closed off to the outside world? But, the hyena shook his head. The panda had a travel permit. Surely, everything would be fine.


Continuing his pace about, ideas flowed through the hyena's mind. The Inazuman hot springs. Perhaps, if he took him there, he would calm down a little. Resolute on his decision, the early adult highlighted the waypoint in Liyue Harbor. Would the panda chimera be waiting there?


Spotting the panda chimera sitting by Wanmin Restaurant with a small bag beside them, the soldier walked towards him. Eyes soon on him, the hyena gave eye contact. Had he already planned for the entire day ahead? If such were the case, he supposed being prepared was a good thing.


"Oh, hey, Siorc, there you are," Yínlóng said, hands holding their bag. "I brought swimsuits with me. Is that alright?"


Hearing the panda chimera's question, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was Yínlóng thinking about going to the hot springs in Inazuma, as well? He supposed such was the case. Nodding, he placed his arm out in front of him. Time was of the essence, for sure.


"Great. There's a hot springs in Inazuma City I'd like to go to," Yínlóng said, words slow. "Could we go there first, please?"


Nodding, the chimera could not help but continue to wonder. Were the panda and he thinking on the same wavelength? Palm soon taken, the next round of information had come his way. Told their boat should be at the wharf now, the panda and he exited the food district, but as the party of two headed for the farthest off docks in the harbor, Jiaolong popped up like a fox that was ready to swipe someone's things.


"Yínlóng, stop," Jiaolong said, holding his palm out as if it were a roadblock. "I'm coming with you on your date today." But, rejection had come his way, in an instant.


"No, Jiaolong, you're not invited," Yínlóng replied. "Please, just focus on your work." Stepping forward, they gave their cousin the coldest of shoulders.


Jiaolong stepping away from the scene one eye open, the early adult blinked. Why did he want to come along on their day trip? But, he supposed he was just looking out for his cousin. Tall, generic woman with long black hair, an eyepatch and unusual black outfit with an open white vest, the chimera tilted his head. Just who was this person? Was she some sort of pirate? He had never seen her before around the harbor. Ship captain looking ready to introduce herself, the hyena seated himself.


"Welcome aboard. Yínlóng, right?" the strange pirate asked. "I'm the Alcor's sailor, and I'll be your captain today."


Yínlóng confirming his identity, the boat had left the port. Large ship beginning to head south, the soldier could not help but wonder. Would any boats be able to read Inazuma City? He recalled hearing the seas of the nation were plagued with thunderstorms kicking everyone out who was not worthy.


Endless sea of nothing crossed for hours on end, the soldier braced for impact as Liyue grew further behind. Any minute now, the Archon of Eternity's thunder and lightning would remove everyone from the picture. But, as the cruise forward continued, sunny skies stayed present throughout.


Familiar mountainscape off in the distance, the soldier turned his attention towards the sky. No storm clouds in sight, a wave of bewilderment flowed through the early adult. Were the gods allowing Yínlóng and he's entry into Inazuma? Luck was on his side today, for sure.


Ship soon docked towards the outskirts of Inazuma City, the boat's captain stated she would be in the nation all day. Panda placing Mora coins in her hand, the hyena and his palms were soon linked together once more. Small area with a strip of houses passed by, a familiar walk way was crossed through.


Spotting the Tenshukaku off in the distance, the early adult blinked. The hot springs, were they Shogun's property? If such were the case, there was no way two outlanders would be welcomed to soak in the heated waters of royalty, for sure. Any minute now, they would be escorted way.


Panda addressing themselves as Yínlóng Jinzi of the Jinzi Commerce Guild, the soldier's eyes opened wide at the information coming his way. Royal bath staff saying the two of them were allowed in the hot springs, shock shot down the early adult's spine. Had the Commerce Guild held some sort of relations with the Shogunate? But, he supposed it was no business of his.


Guided to a small room with screened walls, a bathing suit had been handed off to the chimera. Singular, one-piece outfit placed in his hands, the hyena walked behind the privacy screen. Singular layer of clothing removed, the early adult's scars were on private display. Pants soon removed, as well, the swimming clothing was placed over his small body. Glasses kept on, for the time being, he stepped out from the wall.


Yínlóng adorning a strange two piece outfit, the chimera tilted his head. What kind of swimsuit was he wearing? He had never seen such a thing before. But, he supposed swimwear came in all shapes and sizes. Stepping outside the changing room, a world of mystery soon awaited the soldier off duty.


Large, steamy room with a huge heated tub that stretched across the entire vicinity, the hyena blinked. It was a royal bathhouse indeed. Sitting on the edge, for the time being, the early adult soaked his feet in. Steam kicking in, fog filled the room.


Yínlóng soon sitting next to him, feet dipped in the steaming hot water, as well, their head rested upon his shoulders. Eyes closed, the young soldier kept soaking. He supposed if they wanted to lean in, they could so so. Steam soon fogging his glasses, as the panda kept their head beside him, the early adult had begun to sweat. Was it just him, or was it hotter now than it was before?


Eventually sinking in deeper into the heated waters, another question had come the soldier's way. Panda inquiring if he could hold his hand while they soaked in the hot springs waist deep, the hyena nodded. He supposed, whatever they needed to do to reach a calm, he would oblige.


Arms wrapped around him as the soaking continued, the early adult didn't bat a singular eyelash. If being slightly physical would help the panda reach some sort of peace of mind, he supposed, as long as he did not touch his chest, he would allow anything. Steam wafting around the room for awhile, the young soldier closed his eyes as the soaking continued.


But, as the time within the heated springs continued, the sound of slippery footsteps overtook the area. Opening his eyes, the soldier broke down into a layer of sweat. Was it the Shogunate's private time for a bath? If such were the case, their time in the hot springs was over, for sure. But, a different surprise awaited the area.


Usually dressed to the nines rabbit siblings with their hair tied up in buns walking towards the huge bath of many marvels, the early adult blinked. Nousagi and Kouneko, were they friends with some member of the Shogunate, as well? The world was far smaller than he once thought. Siblings stepping closer, a loud thud soon overtook the room.


Steam making it hard to see where they were going, Nousagi could feel themselves brush up against another person. Had it been the Shogunate's timeslot for the royal hot springs? How strange. This time of day was never usually occupied by the Raiden Shogun's highest up personnel. But a surprise soon caught their eyes.


Panda she had never seen before accompanied with the purple haired Fatui, Nousagi's left bare leg rose upward a smidgeon. What was a member of the Fatui doing inside the hot springs? How was it possible for someone suspicious like that enter a highly exclusive place? They knew they needed to warn the stranger immediately.


"Sorry, panda-san, I didn't mean to bump into you," Nousagi apologized, bowing. "We'll sit on the other side." Slipping onto the opposite side of the heated bath, they soaked for awhile beside their sister. After five minutes of silence, they restarted the conversation. "I apologize for my forwardness, but I could not help but notice you are with a Fatui member. It is best you exercise caution around them."


Hearing her brother's warning, Kouneko shook her head. While she understood their words of caution, there was no need for such. There was no way a Fatui member would try anything nefarious in a bathing house mostly closed off to most of the public. It was best to leave such concerns for the outside.


"Nousagi, Fatui have lives outside their orders," Kouneko replied. "Perhaps you should dial down on the caution for a bit."


Hearing their sister's words, Nousagi's rabbit ears twitched for a little while. Maybe Kouneko-nee was right. It was best to let their words of caution leave, for a little while. Stepping deeper into the heated waters, they closed their eyes, for a moment. They supposed, if the Fatui had ulterior motives, they would been escorted off the premises by now.


"Sorry, nee-chan, you're right," Nousagi replied. They then turned towards the Fatui and panda. "We'll let you continue relaxing."


Hearing the rabbit in the corner give heavy words of caution, Yínlóng could not help but wonder. Why was everyone so cautious around every Fatui they laid their eyes on? While they knew some were big, bad guys out to cause trouble, Siorc was not such, in any way.


"Miss rabbit, my friend doesn't even want to be a Fatui," Yínlóng responded. "Besides, he's off duty today. I promise you, he means no harm!"


But, as the group of three's conversation went on, the early adult was in heated paradise. Heat finally settling throughout his whole body, the early adult kept his eyes shut, for the time being. He could sit here forever, if time allowed it. Minutes passing by in what felt like Celestia, the outside world tuned itself out.


Feeling a tap on his shoulder after half an hour had passed, the early adult blinked. Was their time share within the hot springs over? One-hour-and-fifteen-minutes went by faster than he could blink. Stepping back into the changing room, his winter pants and singular layered shirt were soon upon him once more. Wiping the steam off of his glasses, the party of two exited the royal bath house.


Hearing Yínlóng's stomach rumble, the hyena pondered, for a moment. The Komore Teahouse, perhaps, just maybe he could take the panda there. Eventually reaching the area, the soldier off duty let out a gulp. Would he be allowed in there? He knew, the last time he was here, his entry was permitted, but surely, a second time would never come.


Entrance permitted, the two were taken to the front table. Shiba Inu owner out like usual, the soldier's cheeks turned pink. The adorable dog was out once again? If he were here the entire time, he would be beside himself at any given moment. Tea soon ordered, a surprise guest entered the teahouse.


Blond housekeeper soon greeting the apparent dog owner, a wave of questions flowed through him. Canine extremely friendly with him, the hyena could not help but wonder. The Komore Teahouse, was it actually owned by the Kamisato Clan? He supposed such could have been the case. Tall blond soon turning towards the two, a wave had come their way.


"Oh, hey there," the tall blond greeted waving. His eyes were then soon on Yínlóng. "I don't think I've seen you around these parts before."


Yínlóng explaining he was from a family with a large gold commerce guild in Liyue, the hyena could not help but wonder. Just how many connections did the Jinzi family have within Inazuma? Did they have some strings attached within the Tri Commissions, as well? But, the soldier off duty snapped himself out of it. What was he thinking? It was absolutely no business of his how far their family reached within other nations.


But, another thought soon poked the active shark grooves in his brain. The Kamisato Estate, could they have some sort of activity to do that could take Yínlóng's mind off of things? But, no such question would leave his lips. There was no way he could ask such a thing. Desires were not allowed for a diplomatic Fatui Soldier. But, his hand soon did all the talking.


"You look like you want to ask me if there's something around here to do," the blond housekeeper said. "Sure, I can hook you two up with something fun." A warm smile appeared on his face. "There's a festival coming up, and lady ----- received an Inazuman prototype of Theater Mechanicus. Want to help us test it out?"


Knowing a fun board game would help take Yínlóng's mind away from the things troubling him, the chimera nodded. But, the soldier could not help but feel a wave of unease. Was this truly alright? Tea paid for, the party of three exited the teahouse. Exiting the city through the north, the Kamisato Estate soon neared.


Blond housekeeper explaining the situation, the Himegimi's fan covered her lips as they spoke to one another. Young woman of the clan stepping aside for a moment, a huge board game with strange colorful chess pieces and monsters were soon placed on the table. Everyone soon seated, a warm smile appeared on the lady of the clan's face.


"Thank you so much for helping me out with this prototype, you two," the Himegimi said, smiling.


Manners returned in kind, the hyena gazed at the strange chess pieces in the corner. Monster pieces shoved into a large portal on the game board, the hyena could not help wonder. What was Theater Mechanicus, exactly? He had never heard of such a game before.


Himegimi, panda and himself setting up the elemental chess pieces upon holes on the game board, the game had soon begun. Closing his eyes, the early adult's imagination kicked into full swing. Hilichurls coming out of the portal one after another, the soldier stayed focused, for the time being.


Monsters stopped by the elemental mechanisms as they ran out of the portal one after another, the hyena blinked. What kind of powers did these odd chess pieces contain? But, he supposed he was letting his imagination run too wild as the board game continued.


First wave of monsters defeated with the elaborate machine setup, the soldier brought himself back to reality. Second round soon starting, new chess pieces were introduced to the fray. Yínlóng setting up the new mini pieces, the next game soon began. Some monsters running back through the other portal, another game was won with a couple casualties.


Third round proving to be a struggle, the blond housekeeper added himself to the party. Larger monster pieces added to the mix, more enemies had left the stage undefeated. Watching from imagination land as things ramped up in difficulty, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was strategy required for victory? He supposed everyone would have to set up differently if the next win were to be upon them.


Head of the Kamisato Clan soon joining after the fifth round had come by, the soldier excused himself, for a moment. There was no room for a fifth player, he needed to take a backseat. But, as the time passed by, the game had begun to wrap itself up. Next few rounds impossible to win, the himegimi packed the board up.


Somber look still upon the panda's face, the early adult could not help but frown. Was Yínlóng not having a good time? Perhaps, a nice long walk in nature could help a little. Opening his orb into map form, the early adult pointed to the Chinju Forest location next to the estate. Tilting his head, the soldier waited.


Panda soon nodding, the two's hands were soon intertwined. Bidding farewell to the Kamisatos and their housekeeper, the two set off for the forest. Mystical woods with Baketanuki statues and pranksters everywhere, the hyena squeezed the panda's hand slightly tighter.


Forest walk continuing as they walked through multiple gates, the soldier focused on Yínlóng, for a moment. Was it just his imagination, or did he look slightly lost in thought? But, Siorc shook his head. He had a lot going on in his mind, he supposed he didn't blame them for such.


Spotting one of the ritual shrines within the forest, the soldier off duty stopped walking, for a moment. Respects sent to the Electro Archon up above, the two continued walking, for the time being. But, as the end of the forest soon neared, the hyena gazed at the mountainside off in the distance. The Grand Narukami Shrine, should he take Yínlóng there? He supposed it was worth a shot.


Eventually reaching the long winded staircase, the party of two ascended. Sakura trees only getting closer as the minutes went onward, the early adult braced himself. Would the Guji be at the shrine today? If such were the case, he knew he had to prepare himself for any amount of teasing coming his way. But, the Guji was nowhere to be seen. Realizing such, relief washed over him.


Feeling a tug on his sleeve, for a moment, the early adult turned his attention towards the panda chimera. Looking as though he had something to say, the hyena let go of their hand. Whatever it is they wanted to ask him, he would listen to the best of his ability. Eyes on him, he let their question take lead.


"Siorc, is it alright if I grab a fortune slip?" Yínlóng asked, words absent of any emotion.


Nodding the early adult stood beside the Sacred Sakura Tree. Placing his hands into a praying position, the hyena closed his eyes, for a moment. Fortune slip taken, another suggestion had soon come his way. Told there was a wishing board in Ritou, the party of two headed for the northern port city.


Reaching Ritou after an hour of walking, a wooden wishing board was soon retrieved. Yínlóng writing down their wishes and placing it on the board in the city's center, the hyena turned his head towards the opposite direction, whatever they had wished for was absolutely no business of his. But, another sleeve tug soon came his way.


"I know I'm asking a lot from you today, but," Yínlóng said, pausing for a moment. "Could you take me somewhere I can do some target practice, please?" Their face grew dark for a moment. "But, it's alright if you don't want to. No pressure, or anything."


Siorc could hardly believe his ears. Yínlóng wanted to go target practicing? How incredibly strange, didn't they wield a spear? But, he knew, if he said no, their mood would only get sourer. Nodding, a boat had been temporarily rented out. Surely, someone within the Kujou Encampment would not mind if they went for some target practice.


Cruising the boat forward, Narukami Island was soon left behind. But, as they reached the army's training grounds, the soldier instantly regretted it like certain actors in certain poorly written life lesson stories. Winged general already out on the offensive immediately, her wings flapped in unison.


"Excuse me, do you think you can get away with trespassing?" the wing general asked in a demanding tone. "If you two don't leave at once, I'll arrest you both!" But, a defense stepped up to the plate.


"I'm sorry for coming here without permission, general," Yínlóng replied, hands clapped together into an apologetic stance. "But, would it be alright if I do some target practice here, for a little while?"


Deep commanding look on the general's face, her golden eyes glared at the panda and he. Soon shaking her head as another apology had come her way, a strange leap of faith played games with his eyes. Winged general allowing the panda to do some target practice, the early adult blinked. Was he dreaming? Surely, he had misheard. Feeling a sting as he pinched himself on the wrist, the soldier broke out into a sweat. He was definitely awake right now, for sure.


Wooden dummies set up everywhere around the encampment, a small wooden bow was placed in Yínlóng's left hand. Staying in the audience as the panda gazed at the many obstacles, an arrow was shot off on the air. But, the weapon had missed its target by multiple kilometers.


Reseating the next arrow onto the bow, another target was missed by multiple kilometers. Continuing to keep watch, the soldier kept quiet. It was best to not say anything, noise would only distract them, for sure. Third arrow missing another target, sweat teemed down the panda's back.


Watching as more arrows continuously missed the target, the early adult placed his finger on his chin. Was the panda chimera unable to aim? If such were the case, he had been there, and done that so many times within his Fatui life. Accuracy was a difficult measure to perfect, for sure.


Very few arrows left, Yínlóng's shooting kept going. Next weapon not hitting any targets, either, another tip was seated upon the sharpshooter. Everything continuing to miss for minutes on end, only a singular arrow remained in the panda's right hand. Deep concentration overtaking the military camp, one eye soon closed, the shot was ready.


Final arrow only slightly hitting one of the targets, the panda chimera lowered his head towards his shoulders. Seeing such, the hyena could not help but feel a sense of concern. Did performing archery only sour his mood more? If he needed comfort his shoulders were open. Eyes soon on him, the soldier listened.


"It's just like I thought, I'm just not cut out for archery," Yínlóng said, somber tone of voice. They then turned towards Siorc, face going dark. "My parents, they always tell me I should be an archer like the rest of the family." His panda ears soon drooped as he continued. "But, I keep telling them I'm just not good at it." His ears only continued to droop further on top of his head. "I'm always told I should give up on the spear and take archery more seriously." He took a long deep breath as he stopped speaking.


Hearing Yínlóng's woes, a rock dropped down into the center of the hyena's stomach. Just what kind of pressure did he face every day at home? He could not help but feel his parents had extremely high expectations of him that they thrust heavily onto the panda. Gratitude soon coming the winged general's way, the duo returned to Ritou.


Told it was soon time to return to Liyue, a small sit down restaurant in Inazuma City was located. Discovering a dish known as mushroom pizza, the panda and he split the odd pie between one another. Mixes of cheese and mushrooms melting into his mouth, the early adult's eyes practically had stars in them. Pizza was interesting dish, indeed.


Captain of their temporary ship taking them back to Liyue Harbor, a wave of questions had soon come the soldier's way. Panda inquiring if they could go somewhere far away again tomorrow, the early adult nodded. He supposed, in they still needed time to clear their head they would oblige.


But, as the two separated for the evening, the soldier gazed at the panda's back side. Was it just his imagination, or were they walking with their head slumped downward as he walked off? But, he supposed one day alone with someone wasn't going to fix anyone's problems.


Opening up the proxy orb into map form, the soldier highlighted the waypoint to the military barracks. Steel walled room upon him after ten minutes of walking, the early adult slumped into the uncomfortable bed. But, as the land of dreams was ready to call him back in, for the evening, one final thought wrapped vines around him.


Was anything he was doing cheering Yínlóng up at all?


He was quite clueless.


***


Dreaming was still a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's adult life. But, the cycle of never ending suffering was halted. Wrench placed in the center of the pathway, the hourglasses' sand reversed backwards onto a different road. The night before him would break the pattern of anguish into two.


Before him had been the pink tree he had become so familiar with. But, something had been off. Branches slightly rotted, a wave of unease flowed through him. Was a tormenting dream about to await him? Walking down the long branch, the early adult steeled himself for the possible sea of flames that might await him.


Mysterious girl sitting on the end of the trunk waiting for him, a serious look appeared on her face. Small leaf sitting in her hair glowing, the hyena could not help but wonder once again. Just who was this girl? But, such thoughts were interrupted as she began to speak.


"I noticed something is troubling you," the mysterious girl said. "So, I came here. Don't worry, I've scared all the monsters away."


Eyes on him, the early adult's subconscious eyes blinked. Was it that easy to tell something was on his mind? He could not help but feel the girl in his dreams always knew exactly what he was thinking. Looking at her, the hyena wondered. Would it truly be alright to tell her about Yínlóng? He supposed it was worth a shot. Dreams never tell.


"My friend is feeling down, and I don't know what else I can do to help him," Siorc replied.


"You're referring to your panda friend, right?" the mysterious girl asked, tip of her finger below her mouth.


The early adult could feel a shock shoot down his unfeeling spine. How did she know something like that? But, he supposed, even a caged bird could see what's going on around them, despite being behind bars. Strange smile appearing on the young lady's face, she soon continued.


"Your dream tells all," the mysterious girl said, continuing. "Why not take them to Sumeru?"


Sumeru brought to the table, the hyena pondered, for a moment. Would the Dendro Nation of Wisdom be far enough away to fit Yínlóng's criteria? But, he supposed it was worth a shot. Gratitude coming the mysterious girl's way, swings appeared underneath the girl and he.


Teetering on the magical seat for a little while longer, the dream world had begun to crumble. Mysterious girl soon bidding him farewell, the early adult closed his eyes as the mortal, waking world shortly awaited him. Repeating the suggestion in his dream mind one final time, the real world awaited him.


Perhaps he should take Yínlóng to Sumeru.


***


"This doesn't feel right. Something terrible is
Happening in Sumeru. Is it just my imagination?
Everything feels off, honestly. In my dream, the pink tree is


Rotting. I can't help but feel it means something
Ominous is coming. No,
That can't be true. I'm just imagining it. No,
That can't be true, I'm overthinking it. Right,
I'm overthinking.
Now, today, I'm taking Yínlóng around the Rainforest.
Get my mind out of my thoughts, I needn't think about dreams; they are not reality."


Waking up the next morning, the hyena would not falter. Teleporting to Liyue Harbor, the soldier met up with the panda. Taking a long, deep breath, the soldier brought his suggestion to the table. Sumeru brought out until the battlefield, the early adult looked into their eyes. But, a counter point soon presented itself.


Informed Jiaolong was in Sumeru today, the hyena shook his head. They would avoid the taller panda chimera, if necessary. They had to go to the Dendro Nation of Wisdom. Resolute on his decision, the early adult highlighted the waypoint nearest Ghandharva Ville. Surely, the herbalist and furry eared man had already been out on the field for the day.


Such fact was correct in the worst way possible. Furry eared man out in the fields with the taller panda chimera, Yínlóng soon hid behind him. But, such action was seen by the peanut gallery in a matter of moments. Ears drooping as eyes were on the panda and he, regret flowed through the soldier. Maybe taking him to Sumeru was a bad idea after all.


"Don't waste your time hiding," the furry eared man said, ears on his head moving. "I could hear you coming."


Jiaolong's eyes soon focused on his, the early adult placed his hands out in front of him. Signing the words nature and walk for the entire village population village to see, the soldier off duty gulped as the taller panda chimera shook his head sternly. Had he reached strike two? The mistakes were piling up into a dirty pile.


"A nature walk? Forgive me for what I am about to say," Jiaolong said sternly, shaking his head. "But, I advise against it. Rotting zones have been popping up around Sumeru lately."


Hearing the term rotting zone, the early adult's heart skipped three beats. Rotting zones had appeared in Sumeru? What did that mean? Had the Withering progressed further? If such were the case, he would vanquish it on their walk as he see fit. Yínlóng adding themselves to the conversation, a rejection had come Jiaolong's way.


"Jiaolong, please just don't worry about it, let me spend my time alone right now," Yínlóng said to Jiaolong, face dark. "If I see a Rotting Zone, I'll get rid of it with my Bamboo Cutter Spear, I promise." A suggestion had soon come the panda and hyena's way.


"If you want a rotting free experience, you're best off heading for Vanarana," the furry eared man suggestion. Sharp eyes were soon on Yínlóng. "But, you best not underestimate the rotting, Miss Panda." He rolled his eyes to the side as he said such.


Nodding, the group of two headed for the northern most exit of Ghandarvha Ville. Reaching Chinvat Ravine, the hyena took the lead. Cutting through Sumeru City, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. The city of knowledge was bustling with activity, as usual. Nothing had been out of the ordinary.


Reaching the city's exit, the duo kept heading north. Familiar bridge crossed, the early adult recalled something from a long while back. Yínlóng had once said the Viparyas in Vanarana were an ingredient that could be used to brew tea. Perhaps, just maybe if they picked some, their mood would improve a little. Realizing such could have been a possibility at hand, the hyena marched onward.


Reaching the rainforest of dreams, the early adult took a deep breath. Would the gazelle mind if he brought company with him? He hoped they wouldn't be opposed to such idea. Misty barely visible purple sky covered with large lilypad like trees, the exploration had begun.


Panda chimera coming across the dreamlike flowers, the hyena gazed as they plucked one from the ground. Plant placed into a small bag, the two kept exploring, for the time being. But, such adventure was cut short as the group reached the damp area with a small hill.


Hearing the sound of graceful and waddling footsteps, the early adult gulped. The Gazelle, had they already been aware he had come here? He knew, if they had spotted him, trouble would be brewed into a witch's boiling pot at any given moment. Footsteps only getting closer as the seconds raged onward, the hyena prepared himself for the seething wrath of the fawn to come.


Hearing trespassers enter through the forest entrance, Parisa was on the pursuit of gathering the unwanted guests. Culprit discovered, the fawn crossed their arms around their waist. What was the Fatui worm doing here, bringing one of their possible new subordinates into the forest? But, something had been amiss.


Fatui worm not in his usual uniform, Parisa firmly shook her head. Why was he bringing a date with him here? Perhaps, letting him explore the forest that one time was too much nicety. If he wished to barge into Vanarana with others, she would not allow for such action without permission requested, guaranteed.


"I don't know what you're doing here, Fatui worm," Parisa said, shaking her head. "But, it would be very much appreciated that you request my permission if you intend to bring other worms from your organization here." But, her warnings were soon cut off.


"Nara Parisa!" a bright yellow Arana frantically shouted. "A rotting zone as appeared."


"Another? Fine, then lead me to it," Parisa said to the Aranara. She then turned towards the Fatui worm and the other member of his organization. "Please leave this forest." But, they knew such was not enough. Perhaps, suggesting another activity would suffice. "Why don't you two go see a show in the city, or something? I hear the bazaar has a dance theater."


Agreeing to such suggestion faster than the early adult could blink, the party of two reversed backwards towards the path they came. Returning to the city, the soldier off duty searched for the Grand Bazaar's doorway. Finding it after about seven minutes of searching, the duo walked through the pathway.


Dance show already having begun when they had arrived, the hyena blended themselves in with the crowd. Red haired dancer in the front combining her moves with her Hydro Vision, the audience cheered. Other performers taking to the stage as well, the show continued.


Performers giving it their all, the crowd went wild. Red haired dancer practically stealing the show as the performance kept going onward, the soldier off duty turned towards the panda. Somber look on his face once more, another pebble dropped into the center of his stomach. Maybe he had made yet another mistake.


Show looking about ready to end, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was he making the panda's mood worse? If such were the case, maybe he should take the backseat and let them pick what to do instead. Audience clapping as the final dance spun a tale, the crowd applauded like their hands were snare drums. Noise dying down after some time, however, words bled out towards the performers.


"The lead dancer's performance was so pretty..." Yínlóng said, voice trailing off. As if the gods were listening, the red haired dancer turned towards the panda.


"You thought my dance was pretty?" the red haired dancer asked. "Thank you so much!" A soft smile appeared on her face.


"Your dance reminded me of the ones I have to present when I audition for a spot in an opera troupe I want to be a part of," Yínlóng admitted. "But, I can never land a spot, for some reason." Eyebrows looking as though they were twitching, they continued. "I wish I could dance like you."


Hearing the panda say he had not been accepted into an opera troupe, the early adult placed his hand on his chest. Yínlóng still hadn't gotten into the opera like they dreamed of? The world was such a competition. Why couldn't whoever was holding the auditions accept them and give them a place to perform like they wanted? But, he supposed to those who review people, passion wasn't enough.


"You're welcome to dance here, if you'd like," the red haired girl offered. But, rejection had come her way.


"Thank you for the offer, but, I'm just a guest here in Sumeru," Yínlóng responded. "I'm really sorry, but I can't." Their head sunk past their shoulders once more.


Panda asking if they could go somewhere to eat, the early adult nodded. Heading for the tavern within the city, the party of two seated themselves at the table. Sumeran dishes ordered, the two dug into their meals. Coconut dish ordered between the two of them, the early adult bit into the fruity goodness. New, delectable taste flowing through his tastebuds, the chimera held back the urge to make a happy noise.


Meal finished after a short while, the early adult remained resolute. A nice long nature walk in Sumeru was upon them. Figuring heading north towards the mushroom forest, the chimera placed his hand out in front of him. Panda grabbing ahold of it, the two soon exited the city.


Returning to Chinvat Ravine, the early adult and panda headed northeast, for the moment. Gandharva Ville walked through for the time being, the soldier off duty admired the sights around him. No matter how many times he had seen it, the rainforests of Sumeru were beautiful, like always.


Continuing along the northern path, Gandha Hill was upon the panda, and he, but as they kept going, the soldier off duty could not help but feel a sense of doom. A rotting zone, could one have been nearby? He could not help but feel any could pop up at any given point. But, the hyena pushed such thought away. Why was he letting such worries pollute his mind? He would sour the already downcast atmosphere in a matter of moments, if he kept adding pollutants to the mix.


Northward walk marching onward, the soldier turned his head towards the opposite direction as the Palace of Alcazarzary appeared within his damaged field of distanced vision. Why did the the ridiculous castle of whomever Lord Sangnemah Bay have to be here? Such building was beyond an eyesore to nature. Ascending a small cliffslide, the mysterious mushroom forest was nearing.


Strange world of large blue mushrooms walked through, a look of awe appeared on Yínlóng's face. Seeing such, a tiny smile graced the hyena's lips. Did they find the Lokapala Jungle fascinating? If such were the case, he hoped his soured mood was improved a smidgeon. But such moment of ease was killed with a sniper rile as the edge of Mawtimiya Forest neared.


Area's greenery dyed a pitch black with horrific roots pulsating like a heartbeat, the early adult could feels his legs shake. What was he looking at, exactly? But, as he thought such, the grass underneath him had joined the world of darkness, no cookie included. Greenery around rotting as the roots spread, the soldier observed the area.


Parisa and her Aranara friends attempting with all their might to vanquish the pulsating core in the center, their hydro projectiles did nothing to dent the roots. Aranara surrounding themself with purifying energy as well, branches soon whacked the forest's child onto the ground.


Poor creature tossed around like a ball, the early adult tossed down a flower friend. But, such lead to nowhere fast. Branches of darkness grabbing the Windwheel Aster, the flower brought to life by his Dendro Vision had become a plus one on the casualty list.


Yínlóng attempting to join the fight too, wind combined itself with their spear, but such had been a failure. Powers of Anemo doing absolutely nothing, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Dendro, Anemo and Hydro were all these elements useless? Second flower friend grabbed in a matter of seconds and tossed inside the pulsating core's center, the one sided battle remained.


Fawn and the panda attempting to combine forces, Anemo and Hydro shook hands. Such attempt was another failure upon the list of many growing casualties. Yínlóng attempting to swirl the gazelle's incoming aquatic projectiles, the vine soaked the attack up like it was sparkling apple cider.


Struggle continuing for minutes on end, a pillar of flames soon overtook the battlefield. Branches of darkness bursting into flames one after another, an unlikely face soon joined the party. Short, blonde haired young man sporting spiky red highlights instead of the usual brown, the early adult rubbed his eyes. Was it just his imagination, or was Faxi here? Surely, the rotting branches were messing with his mind.


Flames engulfing the rest of the problem, a suggestion had come the gazelle's way. Told to charge at the core with their spear, the fawn reluctantly did as instructed. Crack forming upon the pulsating core, another set of instructions had come the panda's way, as well. Told to aim their wind shot with his flames, the rotting cocoon in the center of the area soon burst. Questions soon coming the man's way, answers had arrived on a silver platter.


"What do you mean why did I help you?" Faxi asked with a hint of sarcasm in his voice. "I couldn't help but notice you were all struggling, so I decided to help you kill the rotting zone. Is that so hard to believe?" He then turned around, lowering his eyes into a squint. Why was the tagalong from previous encounters gazing at his hair? Had he figured something out he should not have? Grabbing his hand, he pulled the man aside. "I saw you gawking at my hair. A pity, so you know, don't you?" He let out a sigh as he continued. "Since you already seem to know about this, Mr. Tagalong, don't say a word to anyone else, that I temporarily switched my elemental resonance through Leyline manipulation, alright?"


Giving Faxi a nod, the early adult shrugged. Why would he speak a word to such to anyone? Speaking was the least of things he ever wished to do. Panda chimera soon tugging on his sleeve once more, an inquiry had come his way. Asking if they could continue their nature walk south, the early adult nodded. Informed strange roses were spotted within Yasna Monument, the mushroom forest was cruised through.


Reaching towards the southward path of Vanarana after passing through Sumeru city once more, the party of two veered off towards the southeast. Yazadaha Pool oddly quiet, the early adult blinked. The rotting zones reported, could they have scared away the area's mercenaries? But, the hyena pushed such thoughts away. Maybe they were fighting them somewhere else and were on the move.


Nothing of note as the party of two kept heading south, Yasna Monument had been reached after about two hours of walking. Strange black roses popping up everywhere, the soldier could not help but feel a wave of unease. Weren't Sumeru's roses usually a shade of purple? But, he supposed flowers could come in any color.


Multiple flowers gathered, Apam Woods was soon upon the panda and he. But, as they had begun walking through the woods for some time, a question had come the hyena's way. Asked if they could sit, for a little while, the soldier stopped walking. Legs folded into a pretzel shape, for the time being, a short ten minute breather was upon the panda and he.


Returning to his feet after a little while, Port Ormos was passed through. But, as the largest port city in Sumeru was left behind, a sense of doom flowed through the hyena. Was it just his imagination, or was the atmosphere in the area getting thicker? But, the early adult threw such feelings away. What was he thinking? If he were to add to the atmosphere, his doom and gloom would come Yínlóng's way. Throwing his concerns out, the mountains soon neared.


Such concerns soon grew tenfold.


Pitch black, throbbing core down on the ground rotting everything around it, the early adult jumped onto the scene. A rotting zone had appeared in Devantaka Mountain? What incredibly poor timing, on the mountain's part. But, he supposed such phenomenon would occur whenever it wished.


Spotting a discarded greatsword on the ground, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Who left a claymore on the ground below? How oddly specifically convenient to the situation at hand. It was almost as if such convenience were created to push a story along, but such fact was unknown to the chimera.


Vines out to play from every angle, the early adult swung the claymore forward. But, as he had done such, the enemy of darkness lifting the soldier off duty upward from his ankles. Borrowed ground weapon slipped into the sea of rotting nature, as well, the chimera's body and the black grass beneath soon met.


Anemo doing nothing, as well, the hyena's eyebrows twitched as everything had reversed. The rotting zone, was attacking head on not enough? Perhaps, just maybe attempting to cleanse with Dendrograma was the only answer. Such solution was nonexistent, however.


No Dendrograma anywhere, the early adult's heart sunk into the rotting grass. There were no spirits to help vanquish the rotting anywhere? If such were the case, it was a doomed fight, for sure. Vines continuing their rampage for minutes on end, fate had been decided.


Fate would soon reverse itself.


Jiaolong coming onto the scene, another extra person added themselves to the mix. Sound of the robot's door from the outside opening from afar, jets blasted themselves through the sky. Machine making its landing, the early adult rubbed his eyes again. What he seeing things, or had Xena been standing beside a rotting zone?


Taller panda chimera aiming a shot with his bow, the tip of his arrow glowed a bright red aura, flaming weapon burning the rotting a new one, Xena's electricity soon joined the arena. Combined shots overloading the pulsating core to oblivion, the root of all the area's problems was about to be vanquished, once and for all, but another enemy arose from the cocoon's center.


Ruin Drake taking the stage slightly larger than normal, the hyena stepped himself up to the plate. Yínlóng joining the fight, as well, the battle was on. Silk flower friend dancing on the ground as the mechanical enemy dropped its wheel downward, the soldier provided silent commands to the plant bestowed with life.


Gigantic, practically godly bolts of lightning dropped upon the Ruin Drake from the palm of Xena's hands, the soldier blinked. Just how powerful was she? Something was not right. He could not help but feel a sense of heavy modifications might have been made to her synthetic body since he had last seen her. But, the early adult returned his focus to the battle. There was no time to think about such things, for sure.


Jiaolong holding a mix of herbal remedies in his hands, the bitter medicine had soon been set on fire. Taller panda chimera shouting at the top of his lungs here's a remedy for them: burning medicine. Flaming medicinal ingredients thrown the Ruin Drake's way, the soldier could feel some of his vitality return. Realizing such, the early adult swung the greatsword forward. Where was this sudden energy coming from? But, he supposed an herbalist had the powers to revitalize those around them.


Electro, Anemo, Dendro and Pyro all joining forces with one another, everyone's attacks had begun to cause a stir for the mechanical enemy. As the fight continued on, a peculiar sound echoed on the fading wind. Jiaolong's vision glowing at its maximum, another shout took the battlefield by a firestorm.


"Watch out, this remedy runs hot!" Jiaolong shouted at the top of his lungs.


Large, herbal dragon with horns in the center of the battlefield torching fire, waves of regained energy flowed through the early adult. But, such feeling reached its end after ten seconds. Enemy looking roasted enough to become food, Xena snapped her fingers. Final lightning bolt doing the job, the robot split into multiple unusable scrap pieces. Brushing her hands together, a toothy smile appeared on her face.


"I only helped you because you two, especially you, hyena boy, looked pretty weak," Xena said, arms crossed around her waist. Her cheeky smile would not leave her face.


The hyena's eyebrows twitched. He looked weak to Xena? Everyone was a critic. He knew he wasn't the strongest battler out there, but he certainly wasn't completely useless. Giving her a glare, the hyena bit his lower lip. But, the mood soon shifted as Jiaolong's eyes were on the panda chimera.


"Yínlóng, please listen to me, I know you're mad at me right now, but," Jiaolong said to Yínlóng. He then took a momentary deep breath. "I'm sorry for pushing you so hard to try and do commerce guild work all the time. When I know you clearly don't want to." He closed his eyes for a moment, holding another breath. His face then turned into a somber look. "The truth is, I don't wish to do commerce guild work full time in the future either, but, I don't want Qiulong and Shenlong risking their health by overwork themselves if they had to handle everything alone."


Knowing the panda family's conversation needed some privacy, the soldier stepped off towards the side. But, as he did such, an alarming sight caught the early adult's eyes. Eyes soon on her doll chest, the hyena's eyes pulsated. Why was there a hole there? He could not help but feel a sense of unease looking at it.


Modern day hyena chimera gazing at her doll chest, Xena crinkled her nose. Why was he looking at such area? Weirdo. Whatever he thought he could see, he was mistaken. Grabbing ahold of his wrist, she moved him off towards the side further away. Whatever he thought he gazed upon, he had seen nothing.


"Why are you looking at my chest? Weirdo," Xena said, disgust in her voice. "Are you gazing at the big hole there. Just pretend you saw nothing. But, I guess since you're so curious, hyena boy, I'll tell you what you wanna know." Fidgeting with her headband, she cleared her doll throat. "Some man going around calling himself the doctor--what a name, I tell you--made some invasive adjustments to my new boy." Shooing the man away, she placed her jet around her once again. "Keep your eyes to yourself, okay?" Mechanical jet propelling her upward, she was soon gone.


Information flooding through him, the early adult's body shook with a fervor. The malpracticing malicious doctor, just what was it that he was up to this time? He could not help but feel a storm was about to brew in Sumeru soon. But, a a tug on the side of his shirt soon returned him to reality.


"Siorc, take me home?" Yínlóng asked. "I'm going to apologize to mama and papa."


Turning towards Jiaolong, a wave of uselessness flowed through the hyena. The taller panda chimera had solved the problem. Had his suggestion to go on a nature walk not helped? But, he supposed, first and foremost, family would always be the winner in solutions. Taking out the teleport waypoint proxy orb, the soldier highlighted the waypoint towards the west side of Liyue Harbor.


Mansion in the terrace soon reached, the hyena was invited inside, as well. Panda parents located after a few minutes, the hyena turned his attention towards the expensive paintings on the wall. Helping Yínlóng run away from his problems was a mistake he should have not perpetuated, for sure. Silence soon breaking, apologies took the room by a gold rush.


"Mama, papa, I'm sorry for yelling at you and telling you that I despised you two," Yínlóng apologized, bowing her head. "I didn't mean it. I apologize for getting so mad." But a surprising string of words had come her way.


"No, Yínlóng, we're sorry for pressuring you so much," Yínlóng's mother responded. "Whatever it is you wish to do, papa and I promise we won't try to rush you anymore."


Discussion between the three going on for awhile, the early adult kept his attentions on the paintings in front of him. Maybe he should have brought him back to his parents this morning, but the hyena shook his head. He supposed is was too late to reverse such decision. He knew, if he had told the panda no to going somewhere far away, feelings would have been hurt even more, for sure. Conversation eventually coming to a complete end, Yínlóng stepped towards the soldier.


"I know I didn't seem like I was enjoying myself, but thank you for the past two days," Yínlóng said, words slow and lulled again. "Next time we spend boy time alone together, I'll be happier, I promise."


Hearing emotion return to Yínlóng's voice, the chimera hid the tiniest of smiles. While he knew being lost in thought might have dampened the panda's possible overall enjoyment, struggling, and battling emotions were an understandable outcome when a parent and child had gotten into an argument. Such days were gone within his life, but he knew parents and their offspring sometimes bickered. Perhaps, one final word of encouragement before he returned to the permafrost north would do.


"You're welcome, sir," the hyena responded, voice slightly more audible. "Stay strong." As he said such, he had been pulled into a tight embrace.


"You know, Siorc, you're like the sun peaking out of the clouds," Yínlóng said, holding the hyena tight. "Take care of yourself, okay?" They soon ended their embrace.


Nodding, the hyena waved a farewell towards the panda. Wave returned in tandem, the early adult removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb one final time for the evening. Military barracks waypoint highlighted once more, the soldier's cheeks grew pink as he stepped into the steel walled room. Was he truly the sun? The hyena did not know, but he supposed such was a sweet compliment.


Wave of tiredness soon overtaking him, the chimera removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Everything else removed as well, the early adult let out a yawn. Slumping into the uncomfortable bed, the chimera closed his eyes. But, a reminder poked the active shark grooves in his brain as the world of sleep took him away.


Work resumed tomorrow, guaranteed.

 

[Palamon]

5. God Job 3: King Deshret Graverobber

"I just don't get it truly


All these orders lately
Make no sense really.


Just what are you after, Your Majesty?
Unless I am mistaken
So many of my odd jobs,
They involve sacred beings, lately.


Ah, I see. Now I


Get it, now I see.
Are you using me, Your
Majesty? As a game piece to
Ease the Leylines?


Perhaps I am mistaken, but
I see now, Your Majesty!
Everything makes sense now,
Checkmate. I'm one step ahead.
Each of these 'god jobs',


Are just another way to


Place me around the map for your
'Alliances.' I get it now, truly!
Well, soon you will
No longer have access to me.


Someday I will leave.
Oh, but not yet. Your
Majesty, you should
Enjoy using me while you can!
Time is ticking,
How much longer?
I'm uncertain, but by this time
Next year, you won't see me. What
God Job awaits me


Today? For now,
Obedience is key.


Up until my departure,
Silence is my reckoning.
Everything repeats in this cold breeze."


Dreaming continued to be a never ending cycle of torment within the chimera's diplomatic Fatui life. The loop of anguish was a broken rotary wheel, constantly spinning with no ending in sight. The night before him would continue to permanent circle about, as well.


Before him had been a field of hibiscus. They were purple, and lonely as though no one had ever laid eyes upon them. Seeing such flowers, the chimera could not help but wonder. Where did the dream world take him this time? Hibiscus were a rare sight in Teyvat.


Laying down beside the flowerbed, the soldier stretched himself out without any care in the world. But, as he lounged about, the world shrunk around him. Flowers towering in size, covering the sky the early adult let out a gulp. The dream world would be terrifying once more, for sure.


As the dream seconds became minutes, a peculiar sound echoed throughout the subconscious world. Hearing such, the hyena stood to his dream feet. What was happening? He could not help but feel, whatever was occurring, doom awaited him, guaranteed.


Seeing strange devices placed above holes on the ground, the early adult could not help but wonder. Had he been transported to the board game, Theater Mechanicus? If such were the case, he knew he had to run, flee, disappear before he were able to become a game piece.


But, as the hyena attempted to dash off, his currently human feet remained still as a statue. Legs glued into place, the young soldier allowed a gulp to escape the esophagus. He was a game piece, indeed. Hand up above moving red machines onto every single hole possible, the game was set, and match.


"This should be good! Let's play Theater Mechanicus!" the unknown voice up above exclaimed.


Large yellow banner exclaiming start on the ceiling, the early adult attempted with all his might to run. But, such was an impossibility to be had, for sure. Dream body pushed into a dark blue portal, reality kicked his possibly human rear into shape. Legs moving on their own as though ones and zeroes took over, the game had begun.


Red machines blasting flames his way with every step he took, the hyena let out a scream. The Game Master placed Pyro machines? How absolutely terrifying. Attempting to walk to the left, the soldier tried with all his might to break free, regain control, reverse the zeroes and ones. But, the dream legs continued onto the path determined.


He was a game piece. He could not move, leave, run away.


Game continuing on its rampage, the balls of flames came for the chimera left, right, upside down, and center. Uniform melting into a pile of ashes, the soldier's body kept moving forward without the hyena's input. Automatic movement keeping up the pace, pyro balls painted the early adult's body a new shade of orange.


Escape portal fifteen meters away, the early adult's crisp body kept going. The exit, freedom, soon, he would be free. But, as such thoughts raced through him, a barrage of flames shook hands with the chimera's pants. Legs caught into the crossfire, orange became the new black.


Burnt legs kicking into full speed, the exit portal was upon the soldier. But, as the hyena prepared to stage his exit, six fireballs from every direction took the chimera by an unexpected surprise. Seeing no machines anywhere, the early adult gulped. The Game Master, had they cloaked the final obstacles with invisibility? If such were the case, he was doomed.


Flames continuing their rampage for minutes on end, the fire and the hyena's chest shook hands. Chest combusting as all movement ceased, the soldier fell backwards onto the game board. Defeat soon coming for him, the chimera closed the dream eyes. As the game master's success loomed, one final thought poked through the early adult's subconscious mind.


The flames were checkmate.


***


"Cannot understand where Her Majesty's coming from,
Obviously, this order holds no water.
Look for King Deshret's Artifacts?
Listen, Your Majesty, this cannot be a good thing!
Especially if this involves stealing?
Can't she see, this will ruin her so called 'alliance' with
The desert? She can't be serious!
If I get caught, the authorities will get involved, guaranteed.
No way this won't have risks, but
Guess she does not care.


After all, I'm a pawn on her chessboard,
Ready to be checkmated any time.
Today is another day she
Is ready to move the piece on the board.
For what it's worth, this will cause
Another backwards move upon her little
Chessboard! I know this will be the case. I am
That certain this is a huge mistake.
She's trying too hard.


From what I know, the desertfolk worship King Deshret.
Really, Your Majesty, I should not be taking these.
Oh, but who am I kidding? She obviously wants something.
Mistakes are going to be made.


Don't you see what you're making me do?
Even you should know the consequences of
Stealing! Treasure chest or not, I am taking something that is not mine!
Every single one I take, I'll feel heavy amount of guilt.
Replacing them with fakes won't do anything!
The desertfolk will know, guaranteed. This isn't


Right. Stop this at once!
Unless you have a backup plan,
I am certain this will fail, immediately. But,
No matter what I cannot say anything.
Silence is key."


Four days had passed since the hyena was a temporary shrine maiden in Inazuma. Work coming to a screeching halt like a robot without an oil source, the soldier had decided to take the panda chimera out on a long nature walk. But, everything broke as the soldier headed for the beaches of Liyue.


Yinlong missing from both their usual places, the hyena resumed his one member search party. Eventually finding them hiding off inside a cave behind a waterfall in Qingce Village, a wave of begging to go somewhere far away had come the chimera's way. Agreeing with heavy reluctance, a hot springs adventure in Inazuma padded out with a nature walk took up the first day.


Long nature walk around Sumeru the day after with and odd withering zone known as the rotting, the soldier's vacation had come to a bewildering end. Work resuming on the fourth day, diplomacy of nothing took over like a ghost possessing a mortal's body at the witching hour.


Upon waking up for the morning, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave the chimera's partially human mind. Taking a long, deep breath, the early adult placed his glasses over his mismatched eyes. There was no time to be bothered by such things, he had to get ready now. Raising from the uncomfortable bed, the soldier had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the soldier placed his uniform over his layered shirts, the early adult could not help but ponder. What could possibly be in store for him today? The chimera did not know, but he knew, whatever awaited him today, it could not possibly be a good thing. Adjusting his glasses, the hyena removed the cover off his hairpin and earrings box.


Clicking the weaponized jewelry and accessory into place, matching blue stars adorned the hyena's hair and ears. Feeling a calming pulse radiate throughout his short body, the early adult's focus sharpshooted like an arrow in the Kujou Encampment in Inazuma.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the young soldier took another deep breath. Whatever orders were about to be relayed to him, he had to be ready for anything. Snapping the uniform buttons shut slightly tighter, the early adult walked towards the edge of the room.


Heelless shoes on and rations devoured, the chimera slapped his cheeks. Steeling himself for impact, the early adult adjusted his vision upon his belt. Any minute now, the Agent would arrive with his orders of anything. Fixing the cuff of his uniform pants, the soldier had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Hearing the louder than ever before militaristic footsteps march onward inexorably, the soldier straightened his coattails. Time had run out. Any minute now, the Agent would relay his orders. Turning his attention towards the door, the early adult put on the most diplomatic face possible. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the flip of the work mode switch turned upward. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You are going to the Great Read Sands to find King Deshret's artifacts for the next few days." The masked Agent gave unseen eye contact with his subordinate in arms. The treasures of another god would make Her Majesty stronger.


Siorc jumped eight steps back. He has to go find artifacts in Sumeru's desert, wasn't that stealing? He knew, if he were to take anything valuable that did not belong to him, he would be turned in at the shake of the sheep chimera's tail. There was no way he would not get caught, guaranteed.


The early adult stared off into space. If he were take such artifacts, wouldn't it spell doom within the desert? King Deshret was Sumeru's Desert's god. Surely, if his soul knew he was stealing his treasures, awful things would happen within the Nation of Knowledge, for sure. If such were the case, he would take full responsibility.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the agent called out again. "Can you hear me? You are going to Sumeru to find artifacts today!" Seeing a look of concern on the soldier's face, the Agent squinted underneath the mask. He never knew what could possibly be on his subordinate's mind, but he had a faint idea. "Don't concern yourself over the artifacts you'll be taking. One our allies will be placing identical replacements. Quit dawdling, and get a move on!"


The hyena let out a gulp. There was no way this would end well, swapping out the real artifacts with fakes. Surely, the desertfolk of Sumeru had trained eyes to know what were real and a forgery. But, he knew he had to push such thoughts away. Taking a deep breath, the chimera looked into the Agent's mask.


"Yes, sir," the chimera responded autonomously. Placing his arm out in front of him, he waited for the escort to begin.


"Good, let's go, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, the agent gripped the limb into a tight lock. As the escort to the great red sands began, one final thought wrapped vines around the hyena.


He will be caught stealing, for sure.


***


"Finally, I found it!
I found it! Something that can kill me!
Now, my journey the other week towards Sumeru wasn't
A complete waste! I found it!
Loot, artifacts! Forbidden treasures of a deceased god!
Looks like I can finally be free of my immortal body!
Yes, finally free from the world of the living!


I'll no longer have to live for millennia!


For centuries, forever! It's
Over, I'll be free! Time to go find the treasure that can
Undo my living body!
Nothing can stop me. I, Kígyó, can break free!
Down into the ruins I go.


It's surely
The solution that'll end me. It is


Surely the solution that'll take me from this place. It'll soon be
Over, I'll soon be free.
My thousand year old body will be punished, surely for
Erroneously taking sacred artifacts
That do not belong to me!
Here's to freedom from my accursed
Immortality! Here's to freedom from all these
Never ending feelings of existential
Grief!


This all finally ends today.
Here in the desert,
And I won't allow anyone to stop me!
Today is finally the day, I


Can die and leave!
All these thousands years of living,
Now, that ends here today. So,


King Deshret's soul,
I am waiting for you to kill me! For taking your
Loot! Surely, these treasures have consequences for stealing!
Look, at least one of these reported treasures chest has to be the one that'll end


Me! I wish to leave this plane,
Escape from my suffering! Here's to the start of my career in thievery!"


Upon reaching Aaru Village through the teleport waypoint, a small bag was handed off to the soldier. Subordinate soon leaving off towards the rainforest, the early adult let out a gulp. He was taking on this mission alone. Realizing such, the soldier stared off into space.


Gazing at the village in front of him, the chimera could not help but ponder. Where should he even begin searching? He knew, no matter where he were to start, he would get caught immediately. Readying to falcon wing it, the soldier headed for the village's exit, but as he attempted to such, the sound of a door slamming in the distance overtook the area.


Panther twins stepping outside of their house conversing with one another they had no work to do, the soldier tuned out their conversation. Whatever they were discussing with one another was no business of his. But, as their conversation kept going, the soldier could not help but gaze at the party of two.


Waiola in her usual outfit, the chimera paid her no mind. Turning his attention towards Bogart, the soldier studied his outfit. Shorter panther in a long, beige Sumeru style dress, the early adult placed his finger on his chin. Had the outfit he had been wearing been known as a maxi dress? Seeing such, the early adult attempted to hold back the urge to blush, but such was an utter failure. Panthers soon walking over to him, his cheeks were crimson.


Seeing Siorc off in the distance wearing his winter uniform like usual, Waiola shook her head. Didn't whoever had employed him from afar have any other clothes suited for the desert? She needed to remind him once again that wearing a coat was not suitable in such environment.


"Siorc, how many times do I have to tell you?" Waiola asked, sighing. "If you're working in the desert, you can't dress like that." She shook her head as she said such. "Please, take it off."


The chimera let out a sigh. He supposed, no matter how many times he were to traverse through the desert, orders would come his way to strip a few layers. Knowing that, if he did not take off his jacket, more scoldings would come his way, the soldier undid the buttons on his uniform. Eyes on his other shirt, as well, the hyena shed the second of three layers. Only one singular shirt remaining, the taller panther chimera confiscated the coat and extra shirt like a teacher taking away a student's Genius Invocation cards during class. Waiola looking at him once more, another layer of words escaped her lips.


"What it is that your boss wants you to do this time?" Waiola asked, making eye contact.


Eyes soon on him, the early adult could not help but wonder. Would it be alright to tell the panther twins what his current orders were? But, the soldier pushed such thought down into a quicksand pit. There was no way he could get them involved. If Her Majesty saw non Fatui working with him, she would kill them, for sure.


Waiola and Bogart still looking at him, sweat poured down the chimera's back. Knowing their eyes would stay on him until he said something, an idea popped into the hyena's mind like a plate of Biryani. Perhaps, just maybe, if he acted out what his orders were, they would understand. Resolute on his decision, the early adult placed his hands out in front of him.


Clapping his hands together into a triangular shape, the early adult bent his currently human knees. Acting as though he were digging up an invisible treasure chest, the soldier put on a faked shocked face. Placing an invisible crown on top of his head, he returned his attention towards the panther twins.


Studying Siorc's movements, Waiola lowered her eyes into a squint, index finger on her chin. Was he trying to say he was looking for artifacts? What a coincidence, if such were indeed the case. Odd treasure chests had cropped up all around the desert ruins lately, according to Bogart's teacher. Perhaps, it wouldn't hurt to help him find such chests.


"Are you going around to ruins to collect artifacts?" Waiola asked, tail moving behind her. "We heard about strange treasure chests popping up everywhere, so we'll help you." She then turned towards Bogart. "Right, Bogart?"


"Of course, Waiola, we'll help!" Bogart responded. "Heard there is a snake outbreak in the desert. I wanna take them down!"


The soldier let out a gulp. Snakes had overtaken the desert? If such were the case, he needed to proceed with caution guaranteed. Panther twins already offering to help, the hyena supposed it was impossible to refuse. Giving them a nod, another round of information had come his way, in an instant.


"If you're going to search for artifacts," Waiola said stepping forward. "Then, it is best we borrow -------'s stone slate."


Entering the Village Chief's house, the early adult could feel a wave of unease flow through him. Was it truly alright to allow Waiola and Bogart to help him? If anything were to happen to them, it would be his fault guaranteed. Bogart soon calling out the Village Protector's name, the tall, indigo haired woman stepped onto the scene.


Waiola quickly explaining the situation to the Village Protector, the tall woman stepped aside, for a moment. Stone Slate handed off to her after about a minute, a strange screen beamed on the wall. List of temples soon showing themselves, the one labelled Abdju Road was pressed. Proxy Orb vibrating from behind him, the early adult opened the orb in to map form.


Strange symbol of a slab appearing on his map near Abdju Pit, the soldier studied the point, for a moment. Did the stone slate sync up with his proxy map? If such were the case, he supposed such area was where he would have to head, for the time being. Village Protector gazing at Bogart, words of warning escaped her lips.


"Bogart, don't do anything reckless," the Village Protector scolded. "Or, I'll be very angry." A retort had come her way in a mater of moments.


"I won't, -------," Bogart replied, goofy smile on his face. "Teacher is coming back soon, I gotta impress him!" He swiped his finger over his scarred nose.


Everything settled, the party of three exited the chief's house. Waiola soon taking the lead, the early adult placed his proxy orb onto his uniform pants. Mini-map beaming off towards the sky, the slate icon pulsated. Walking past the god statue in the corner, the trio had begun heading north.


But, as the group walked through the pits of endless sand, hissing overtook the area. Large snakes making their presence known in the area, Bogart soon deployed his polearm. Serpents taken out of their misery one after another, the party of three headed south.


Such had not been the end of the slithering enemies. Vipers ganging up on every single corner, Bogart's spear continued to make quick work of the sudden monsters overtaking the area. Shorter panther chimera stealing the show every step of the way, the battles kept themselves going.


Waiola's bow getting in on the action after more snakes crawled onto the scene, the early adult held back the urge to transform his human hands into hyena claws. Should he really leave the battles to the panther twins? He knew he had to contribute in some way, or else. But, before he could even blink, the serpent population of the Great Red Sand reduced its numbers once more.


Enemies all taken care of by the twins alone, the soldier's proxy orb had begun to vibrate on his belt in an intense manner. Slate icon on the mini map moving forward, the hyena observed his surroundings. Large sand hole within Abdju Pit down beneath him, the early adult dashed off towards the edge. Could the ruins be down below? He supposed checking it out wouldn't hurt.


Deploying his windglider as he hopped off the edge, Waiola and Bogart sped towards him. Descending towards the world underground, the early adult staged his landing. Panther twins soon reaching the ground on their own two feet, the hyena's eyes opened wide. How was that even possible? But, he supposed, panthers were a type of cat at the end of the day.


Spotting a small cave entrance in the corner, Waiola soon took the lead. Empty area with nothing but sand everywhere, the early adult kept his eyes open. Could an artifact be waiting out in the open? But, the early adult pushed such thought away. There was no way such would ever be the case.


Reaching a large temple with brown floors and grey brick walls with multiple rooms in every direction overtook the area. Already done puzzles and in service elevators everywhere the eye could see, a pit dropped into the center of the chimera's stomach. Had someone already been here? If the artifacts were already taken by someone else, he would be in trouble, for sure.


Scouring around the area, a sea of traps awaited the hyena. Jumping from left to right, collision with the sea of red blocks did not reach the chimera. Long corridor with a god statue soon in front of him, the early adult kept looking. Panther twins starting up multiple elevators nearby, the group rode the first of many.


Multiple empty rooms with no treasure chests, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. Had he gone through the incorrect temple? But, the early adult shook his head. Surely, that was not the case. There had to have been one singular treasure chest within the area.


Eventually reaching an area blocked off by a large pile of brown rocks, Bogart's polearm reduced two problems into one. Boulder taken out after six strikes, a stairway revealed itself to the trio. Climbing upward, another hallway was upon everyone. Coming across another elevator shortly, the party of three were ascended upward.


Spotting a chest in the corner as a room with two elevators closed in on him, the early adult dashed off towards the trove of possible artifacts. But, as the soldier attempted to open it, nothing happened. Chest refusing to open the hyena let out a grunt. Was the trove locked? If such were the case, an obstacle was a panther foot.


Watching as Siorc attempted to open a lock treasure chest, Waiola shook her head. Did he not see the unlit torches in the corner? She knew she needed to call attention to the puzzle making itself known throughout the room. Removing a wooden stick from her back pocket, she stepped towards the elevator.


"You can't open that chest unless the torches are all lit up," Waiola explained, stepping onto one of the elevators. "I'll do it. I'll be right back."


Seeing Waiola step onto an elevator nearby, the early adult observed the room around him. Seeing multiple broken and unlit torches the hyena's eyes twitched. The key to opening the trove of the Desert God's treasure was to solve a fire puzzle? How horrifying. Fighting monsters should have been the key instead.


Waiola soon returning with a lit torch, the flames and their houses soon met. Three soon lit up, red writing glowed underneath the treasure chest's seal. Trove not opening even after they had been lit up, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Was this really the answer to the puzzle? He could not help but feel that had not been the case. But, a shout soon changed the course of the wind.


"Waiola, you forgot the broken ones!" Bogart shouted. "Geez, didn't you see this prism in the corner?" Stepping towards it, he ran towards a square cell. Machine appearing as the prism dropped down inside it, he swiped his finger across his nose. "Warrior Xerxes saves the day once again!"


Bogart repairing the other parts of the puzzle, Waiola's torch dropped down on the three remaining pieces of the puzzle. Chest soon making a strange sound as the entire circular lock underneath it broke, the early adult opened the trove of treasure. Lowering his hands into the box, the first artifact sat in his palms like a deck of cards.


But, as the soldier took the strange heavy gold necklace, a blinding light overtook the area. Closing his eyes as the light took him away, a vision like no other beamed into the hyena's fading human mind. Sea of pure white skeletons with pained look on their bony faces looking straight at him, one of the corpse's bony jaw moved up and down as if looking ready to speak.


"This is what you're taking from us!" the skeletal remains shouted.


Opening his eyes, the early adult let out a loud shout. What did he just witness? The dead desertfolk, was he taking one of their sacred treasures? Were they trying to tell him if he takes it, they'll rot away even further? Realizing such, the hyena let out another scream. He was tampering with the dead's belongings, how incredibly cruel of him. Practically dropping the necklace on the ground, the young soldier backed two steps away. But, he was soon called into questioning in a matter of seconds.


"Woah, Siorc, what are you screaming for?!" Bogart asked, raising his voice. "Did you see something when you touched that thing?!"


Hearing Bogart's question, the hyena shook his head. He knew, no matter what, he could not voice any complaints. Complaining was not allowed for a Diplomatic Fatui Soldier. Placing the first stolen commodity into the bag, the early adult got himself together. If the next artifact beamed a vision inside his mind, he knew he needed to bear it.


Waiola stating she had found another artifact near one of the elevators she took, she soon led the way. Reaching the next area, a white and gold chest with a barrier around it beside two ruin bonfires zeroed in on the early adult's damaged field of vision. Only one bonfire lit amongst the two, the group of three dispersed themselves throughout the area.


Soon coming across a small blue light sitting itself in a small seat, the early adult touched the small object. Light releasing itself from its possible house, the hyena chased the ball of energy. Eventually inserting itself into the unlit bonfire, the second chest unlocked itself.


Removing a pile of neck rings from the large metallic container, a blinding light overtook the early adult once more. Large shadowy figure appearing beside him as the world dimmed, the obscured figure bent down at knee level. Hot breath blasting in his inhuman eardrums, a secret revealed itself to him.


"Those skeletons you saw are the people you're stealing these precious rings from!" the faceless shadow shouted.


The early adult's eyebrows twitched as more information had been presented to him. But, the early adult snapped himself out of it. Why was he letting such facts bother him? He didn't have time to think about it. Dropping the artifacts into the bag, the next elevator off on the edge was soon taken.


Panther twins quickly solving the next puzzle, the third treasure chest was soon unlocked. But, as the hyena removed an ancient headpiece from the trove of treasure, a sea of new information threw itself into the chimera's swimming mind. Story about some old world where dragons ruled, the early adult's head pulsated. The old world? The Primordial one? What did any of that mean? Knowing he couldn't think too much about it, the artifact was dropped into the container from behind him.


No more chests discovered, Waiola consulted the stone slate beside her. Small screen beaming in front of her, the next ruin was highlighted. Area pointing towards Khemenu Temple, the party of three headed towards the ruin's exit. Reaching an area near a domain entrance, everyone had begun climbing upward.


Returning to ground level, a slithery surprise hissed with a vengeance. Bright red snakes dropping balls of fire on the sand, Bogart rolled up the sleeves of his dress. Stupid grin on his face, rings of static surrounded the enemies. Waiola's aquatic projectiles joining together with the electricity, the serpents were soon zapped out of the picture.


Watching as the panther twins kept vanquishing vipers every step of the way as everyone headed west, the hyena's wrist shook. Shouldn't he be helping them fight? He knew he could not just stand there while the two of them did all the fighting, but as he thought such, another set of serpents had already been removed from this world.


Spotting a temple from afar, Siorc's legs erupted into a sprint. The temple was already close, he could almost taste it like the sand hitting his face. Primal Constructs already destroyed as he walked onto the pathway, the early adult tilted his head. Had someone already been here before? He supposed other adventurers could have entered the temples, as well.


Small, dark temple with a large hourglass in the center, the party of three had begun searching. Coming up empty as the first hallway had been searched through, the early adult could not help but wonder. Had someone already have taken the treasure? But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. He was overthinking, it surely.


Coming up empty once again as the dark hallways were cruised through, a wave of disbelief flowed through the soldier. Where in the world could everything be? Perhaps, just maybe, someone had taken the treasure already after all. But, he knew he could not give up hope.


Descending a long series of staircases, multiple rooms from every corner bamboozled the soldier. There were multiple pathways inside the temple? Waiola and Bogart splitting up onto the other pathways, the soldier stepped towards the room in the northern path.


Large room with a wall statue of the desert's god, three statues presented themself to the soldier. Panther twins rejoining him shortly with empty hands, the early adult carefully opened up the first trove of treasure. Blinding light overtaking him as the neck rings sat in his palms, a vision beamed itself into the soldier's head.


Scene of melting bodies coming towards him as the ancient rings clamped themselves onto his neck, the early adult let out another scream. These artifacts from time long gone, did they belong to these melting people? Bowing an apology, the early adult prayed to the Dendro Archon he was not supposed to worship for the departed souls to lay to rest.


Puddle people gripping the base of his neck reaching for their long lost belongings, the early adult backed five steps away. But, such action was halted in a matter of moments. Feeling the outside world shake his shoulders, the hyena was soon brought back to reality. However, as he opened the second chest, the blinding light engulfed him once more.


Human sludge monsters slinking towards him as ancient bracelets clamped down onto his wrists a sea of words had come his way. Peanut gallery of messy blobs screaming he's taking their treasures, the early adult let out another scream. Right, these treasures belonged to the desert, he should try and give them back. Such action was halted in the real world, however, as his shoulders were shook for the second time in a row.


Brought back to reality once more, the soldier opened the third treasure chest. But, as the ancient anklet rings dropped into his hands, the shadowy figure from before reared its pitch black undiscernible head. Unknown person whispering facts about the Archon War and the godly casualties, the early adult's eyebrows twitched as a third scream joined the battlefield. Waiola's voice soon joining in on the cacophony, a question had soon come his way.


"Siorc, what's wrong?" Waiola asked, concerned. "Why do you keep screaming?"


Hearing Waiola's concern, the soldier snapped himself out of it. What was he doing, screaming like that? He needed to stop letting himself get so bothered by the images the artifacts were showing him. Shaking his head, the early adult took a long deep breath.


Such head shake was protested in a matter of moments. Bogart's eyes fixated on the necklace, his hands were soon in front of him. Looking ready to grab the ancient jewelry, the hyena's legs shook. If he were to take them, wouldn't he see horrifying images of melting people, too? Voice beginning to pick up speed, demands had come the soldier's way.


"Gimme that!" Bogart demanded, curling his fingers towards him. "These artifacts must have something going on with them!" Grabbing the necklace, it placed it in its hands. But, as it sat there, no amount of anything happened. Nothing, zero. Shaking his head, his arms folded around his waist. "Jeepers, this is just a normal artifact!" Placing it back into Siorc's hands, his tail scrunched up behind him. "Whatever you're seeing, I'm seeing nothing!"


Bowing an apology, the party of three exited the temple. Waiola's stone slate pointing the trio towards the Mausoleum of King Deshret, the soldier crooked his head upward. Seeing the large ruins off into the distance, the early adult hopped onto the edge of one of the statues beside the entrance. Panther twins ascending the one on the opposite side of him, the roof of the temple was soon stepped upon.


Dashing through the roof, the pathway towards the mausoleum was upon the hyena. Soon entering the former desert god's ruin of marvels, multiple jackal statues glared at the chimera. Seeing such, the chimera could not help but wonder. Loba, could her ancestors have been from the desert? But, the early adult shook his head. There was no way to find out, his trips to Natlan were rarer than likelihood of summoning two heroes with the rarity of five stars simultaneously.


Large room with five treasure chests sitting on top of piles of gold, the early adult took a long deep breath. No screaming; he had to steel himself, no matter what. Armor piece in his hand soon glowing, visions of the past broke loose within the early adult's mindscape.


War between gods playing out in his mind, the early adult held back a scream. This plate of armor, had one of the gods worn it during their heated fight in the archon war? Rapidly shaking his head, the soldier tossed the coat into the bag. He needed to keep calm, or he would disturb the panther twins once more.


But, as he dashed off towards the second chest, a mysterious locket plopped itself into the early adult's hands. Sea of skeleton's heads dropping themselves on the sand as the object ticked upon his palms, a voice rumbled in an echo from underneath the soldier's feet.


"Tick tock, thief! Can't you see that pocket watch is what keeps these souls together?" the voice asked in a menacing tone.


Multiple walking skeletons losing their heads one another another as the early adult pocketed the mysterious object he did not know the name of, the hyena ran towards the next chest. He needed to keep going, no matter what. Waiola and Bogart solving puzzles from afar, the trove of treasure unlocked itself as he stepped towards it.


Bony hands rising up from the ground as another locket slipped into his hands, the soldier's heart beat hard, and fast in his chest. The souls laying to rest down below the ruins, had he made them angry? Decomposed hand wrapping itself around his neck, the early adult could feel his breath leave. But, as he gasped for air, four eyes were on him.


Siorc standing around holding a golden rusted pocket watch in his hands looking like he was gasping for air, a heavy layer of questions slapped sand on Waiola's tail. What had gotten over him today? Had he swallowed a bug while Bogart and she were on the ground floor solving puzzles? Taking the artifact from his hands, she gently slapped his back.


Skeletal hand releasing itself from the base of his neck, the early adult blinked. Did Waiola calm down the spirits from down below? If she had done such, he knew he needed to thank her later. But, as he stepped towards the next chest, the skeletal hands grabbed ahold of his legs, in an instant.


Feeling his body flip upside down as the ancient goggles from time forgotten rested in his hands, the early adult could feel his head spin. The spirits, they were angry, indeed. Taking their belongings, bagging them, this was a consequence for his actions, guaranteed. Bogart soon taking the goggles from him, his body hit the sand.


Looks of confusion on the panther twin's face, the soldier blinked. Why did they look like he was just standing there blankly? Surely, they had seen the skeletal hands tossing him around the temple. Inquiries coming his way if something was wrong, the early adult shook his head. There was no way he could complain. He needed to focus on the task at his constantly transforming hands.


Waiola claiming the last treasure, nothing happened to her. Seeing such, the early adult could not help but wonder. Had the dead spirits accepted the panther twins? He supposed such could have been the case. All five trunks of treasure emptied, the next temple's location beamed onto the soldier's mini map.


Opet Hall the next order of business, the party of three exited the mausoleum. But, as the group headed towards the northern path of the desert, large snakes rattled their tails on the sandy wind. Bogart taking the serpents out faster than he can blink, the group of three kept heading north.


Reaching a broken pathway after about one hour of running and snakes falling, a sense of doom flowed through the chimera. Was it just his imagination, or did he feel like something terrifying awaited him deep within the hall? Outside of the hall reached in a matter of moments, a locked chest made itself known in the area.


Bogart spotting a strange red device in the corner, he soon tapped the object. Slimes flooding in left and right, the early adult closed his eyes for a moment. This time, for sure, he had to join the battle. Human hand soon becoming hyena claws, the gelatinous monsters bit the dust after seven strikes of his claws.


Panther twins taking out the rest of the mob with Electro and Hydro combined, the chest unlocked itself in a matter of moments. Opening up the trove, the early adult braced himself. Was another round of skeletal hands about to grab him? He knew he needed to prepare himself for anything.


Shadowy figure floating beside him, whispers about the abyss down beneath Teyvat entered the hyena's mindscape. Forbidden knowledge about the world below, the soldier's eyes twitched. Enjou? A kingdom? What did any of that mean? Feeling a wave of unease, the soldier dropped the artifact in the bag quicker than ever before. Slapping his cheeks, the soldier focused on the next task at hand.


Khaj Nisut next, the party of three returned towards the surface. Walking back towards the path they came, the pit was soon stepped through. Abdju Pit traversed through once more, the group kept heading onto the northern path. Returning to the spot they left before, the northern pathway through Aaru Village was taken like the road less travelled.


Familiar northern pathway towards the Desert of Hadramaveth littered with serpents aplenty, the panther twins had once again taken care of the viper problem before the early adult could even blink. Bogart enjoyed battles, indeed. He supposed it was best to leave it to him if he wanted to care of them.


Reaching the entranceway towards the temple of Khaj Nisut after two hours of walking, a four pointed star in the corner gleamed across the way. Panther twins grappling towards the strange object, the early adult followed suit. Series of grapples pulling everyone forward, the chimera blinked. How did a small object contain the power to pull someone towards it? Absolutely fascinating.


Such fascination was short lived. Large, golden serpent with a headdress dropping down from the ceiling above, the early adult backed six steps away. Where had this large snake outbreak come from? Monstrous fiend tossing bubbles from the rattles on its tail, the fight had soon begun.


Knowing he could not sit back and watch, the early adult threw down a flower friend. Silk Flower with stem like arms and legs dancing upon the battlefield, the early adult provided silent commands to the flower. Vines slapping into the viper's torso, Waiola's bow soon joined in on the action.


Hydro arrows soon coming the rattling snake's way, the monster's teeth were armed and ready. Jumping back as the enemy's fangs of toxins readied to sink into his legs, the panther twins Hydro and Electro attacks joined hands. Static locking the monster into place, a loud noise pinged throughout the area.


Feeling an overwhelming amount of energy flow through it, Bogart placed his hands upon the ground. High levels of voltage flowing through him, the sand beneath his feet crackled with every second passing. Feeling a shout form at the edge of his throat, Warrior Xerxes let out a battle cry.


"Sandy shock!" Bogart shouted at the top of his lungs.


Watching as the sand conducted itself with electricity, large clusters of lightning zapped the rattling snake a new one. Thunder show breaking new grounds as the monster laid defenseless on the ground, Bogart's spear did the talking. Monster fading into the ether after five rapid strikes of his weapon, the obstacle was soon no more.


Ruins growing quiet, the hyena titled his head towards the ceiling. Spotting three chests up above, the early adult blinked. How did the troves of treasure get up there? Waiola pointing to a four pointed grappling star up above, the soldier was soon beamed forward.


Chest far higher up than he anticipated, the early adult took a long deep breath. Some treasure had to be worked for, he supposed. Twins down below fighting prism machines as he proceeded towards the artifact trunk, the soldier took another deep breath. Whatever vision he were about to witness as he opened the chest, he needed to bear it.


But, such was an impossibility to behold. Group of muscly skeletons surrounded the soldier. Big, meaty arms grabbing his shoulders as a loud ticking sound played in his ears, the early adult held back the urge to scream. The hands were squishy, slimy, disgusting.


Tossing the artifact back into the bag, the early adult made a run for it. Grappling off towards the next platform, the battles down on the ground floor kept kicking into full swing. Chest unlocking as he stepped by it, the hyena slapped his cheeks. The spirits of the world departed couldn't hurt him. They weren't alive; they were gone. Chanting a spell in his head, the chimera removed the next layer of armor from the trunk.


The chant was a utter failure. Rabid jackal with only half a jaw bellowing a growl as the armor laid in the soldier's hands, the rotten teeth sunk into the hyena's hips. Sharp archaic teeth digging deeper, the early adult flinched. Opening the satchel once more, the armor left the building. Enemy vanishing as though it had never been there, the chimera gazed his head upward once more.


Reaching the third and final chest, handguards were soon removed from the wooden container. Whispers of King Deshret's Kingdom entering his ears for minutes on end, the soldier backed off towards the edge of the platform. But, such was a mistake of the ages. Possibly human bottom falling straight onto the ground below, the hyena grit his sharp teeth hard.


Waiola raising him to his feet, the group headed towards the ruins further within Khaj Nisut. Two chests lying out in the open, the early adult tilted his head. Were the area a chest spawned itself in a random occurrence? But the soldier pushed such thoughts aside. There was no time to think about such things. Bogart opening the chest on the left, the hyena removed the cover of the trove on the right.


Strange brooch glowing as it entered his hands, a blinding light soon overtook the hyena. Familiar long purple hair from the backside caught the soldier's attention. Realization hitting him the early adult's head pounded. His mother, what was she doing here? Surely, she had nothing to do with Sumeru.


Body turning around, a shock shot down the early adult's face. Skeletal face with his former mother's clothes looking ready to shout at him, the pounding had only begun to increase. The world, was it punishing him? If such were the case, he knew he deserved every moment of his comeuppance.


"You've disappointed me, son," the skeleton of his mother said, shaking her bony head.


Feeling himself fall to his knees, the soldier's head had begun to pound like a jackhammer. Hands on his temples, a sea of thoughts broke loose in his mind like a race on the water. His mother was disappointed in him, the world was punishing him. He was an artifact robber, a thief to behold.


Snapping back to reality, sharp eyes were soon on him. Waiola and Bogart giving him a look of concern, the soldier blinked. Why were they giving him such a look? Removing his hands from the side of his temple, the pounding only continued. Words of worry soon coming his way, the early adult's shoulders crawled.


"Siorc, are you alright?" Waiola asked, concerned tone of voice. "You're not looking so well."


Questions of unneeded concern coming his way, the early adult nodded. Was such concern necessary? There was no time to worry about such things, there was still artifacts to be found. Nodding a second time, a look of suspicion soon filled Waiola's face once more.


"I don't believe you," Waiola replied, shaking her head. Gloves soon gracing her hands, she placed a gloved palm on the base of his forehead. "Hold still for a moment."


Gloved hand on the base of his forehead, the early adult swatted the limb away. What in the world was Waiola doing? She needed to keep her hands to herself. He had no time for these games, they needed to keep going. Any time wasted, and her Majesty would be disappointed in him.


"I am fine, ma'am," the early adult retorted. "We need to keep going."


Waiola letting a loud sigh, the next area was soon highlighted on the stone slab. Sekem Hall the next order of business, the group had begun to head towards the southern area of the desert. Quiet sand hills cruised through, no more snakes littered the area.


Sekem Hall reached after about two hours of walking, a peculiar temple awaited the chimera. Large room with barely any walls and wind currents everywhere, something of particular note caught the hyena's eyes. Set of three treasure chests sitting at the bottom, a thought popped a spark in the soldier's fading human brain.


He should jump from here to reach the chests faster.


Resolute on his decision, the early adult prepared for the jump downward. Windglider not deployed the early adult rolled up his sleeves. The currents, they would let him sink to the bottom with ease. Legs about to be airborne, the soldier counted down. But, such jump was cancelled before it could even begin. Bogart's hands on his shoulders, his body was pulled backwards.


"Woah! What are you doing? You can't jump here, it's dangerous!" Bogart shouted, pulling the hyena back further. "We can land on our feet from a far fall 'cause we're panthers, but you can't. Come on, we're going through that door over there!"


Bogart pushing him towards the door of the ruins in the corner, the hyena rolled his eyes in the sky. Absolutely ridiculous, he was being held back? Who did Bogart think he was? Corridor walked through, the next floor beneath was soon reached. Place of Breath skirted through as well, the descent downward continued.


Spotting strange objects locked by odd ruinous language, the early adult blinked. What purpose did the locks serve? But, he supposed such could be a puzzle for another day. Ground floor reaching with every step of the way, the descension downward continued.


Watching as Waiola jumped from the top and landing onto her feet like it was nothing, the early adult lowered his eyes into a glare. Why would Bogart let his sister do such and not him? Running off onto the edge once more, the early adult attempted to leap. Pulled back for the second time, the next door was upon him.


Reaching the ground floor after some time, Waiola's hands had been looted with ceremonial head pieces from time forgotten. One chest remaining, the soldier stepped towards it. Artifact laying flat in his hand, a sight to behold rotted the lenses of the soldier's glasses in seconds.


Rotted corpses crawling towards him through the domain's floor fan, the early adult held back the urge to burst into tears. The souls of the departed, were they still in agony for his thievery? Melting fleshy humans stepping ever so closer, the soldier pocketed the artifact faster than an electric golem in another universe.


Next destination beamed towards the Dunes of Magma, a long journey was upon the group of three. As the westernmost ruins approached ever so slowly, the soldier could not help but wonder. Why was he seeing the horrific remains of the departed? He could not help but feel a special trap left only for him was contained within the artifacts.


But, as the Dunes of Magma grew ever so closer, another question rolled a pebble around in the hyena's mind. Why did Her Majesty need these artifacts? What could they possibly do for her? Artifacts containing knowledge from time long forgotten wouldn't help her, for sure.


Dune of Magma reached after another hour of walking, everyone stepped foot into the ruins together like a group of friends entering tall grass in a world full of collectable monsters. Searching the area with all their might for minutes on end, nothing of particular importance stuck out to the trio.


Coming up empty, Waiola highlighted the next location upon the stone slate. Place of Rebirth set as the next destination, the group of three had begun to head downward. Underground temple discovered, the early adult blinked. Was it just his imagination, or had the atmosphere been thick here?


Spotting a chest in the center of the ruins, the temple's protector came onto the scene. Prism Machine gearing itself up for battle, the soldier prepared to throw down another flower friend. Monster gone as soon as he blinked, sweat poured down the early adult's brow. The panther twins were a powerful force to be reckoned with.


Primal Construct disintegrating into scrap metal, the early adult prepared himself as he cruised his hands through the trove of treasure. Rusted locket sitting in his palms, a horrific smell overtook the area. Scent of rotting meat with a hint of fruit on the air, acid flipped inside the soldier's stomach and travelled upwards towards the esophagus.


Melting bodies in the corner of his eye, the soldier bent down towards the ground. Stench only worsening as the seconds raged onward, the acid within released from the hyena's mouth. Small chunky puddle beneath him, the hyena's breath weakened. Everything halting, sharp eyes were on him once again.


"Are you sure you're alright?" Waiola asked again, concern rising in her voice.


Question coming his way, the early adult's heart skipped a beat. Why was she asking that again? Didn't she smell the stench a few moments ago? He knew he needed to tell her that her concerns were incredibly unnecessary. Time was being wasted on such bouts of worry, for sure.


"I am fine, ma'am," Siorc lied. "We need to keep going." But a protest had come his way, in an instant.


"If this happens again, we're taking you back to Aaru Village immediately," Waiola warned. "Understand?"


Knowing he had no choice but to comply, the soldier nodded. Waiola reluctantly selecting Duat Hall, the party of three kept walking forward. Entrance towards the next ruins reached after a short walking distance, a sight to behold overtook the area. Ruins with a bottomless floor, the early adult let out a gulp. One wrong step, and he would fall, guaranteed.


As the party of three stepped through the hall, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier. He could not help but feel a sense of something had rotated off kilter within the area. Reaching a door after a careful descent downward, the doom looming over his head only continued to grow as the minutes pranced around.


Place of Swallowing stepped through, the wave of unease only continued to grow as an opened treasure chest closed in within the hyena's damaged field of distanced vision. Dashing towards the trunk of emptiness, the early adult's heart dropped into his stomach. Had someone else taken the artifacts? He needed to investigate immediately.


Spotting a person sprinting off towards another direction, the soldier's legs erupted into a sprint. Knees bending as he dashed forward, the hyena reversed the position of his legs. Waiola and Bogart running, as well, the culprit's sprint picked up in speed. Place of Swallowing passed through in the blink of an eye, another corridor presented itself in a matter of moments.


Reaching the Great Hall of Truths, the culprit soon slowed down. Ending his run, the early adult examined the person. But, as he did such, his eyes opened wide. The green ponytail, black eyes, and white robe with golden sleeves and brown waist, the soldier could feel his head crack like glass. What had Kígyó been doing here? Artifacts sitting in the snake's hands the gorgon's eyes soon pulsated.


Hearing the sound of mechanical feet dashing off in the distance, the questions continued rolling. The snake, what use did the person have for such artifacts? Looking ready to place the jackal helmet sitting in the hands onto the head, the soldier's thoughts continued to race. Would such action be a good idea? He could not help but feel it would only lead to disaster. Mechanical footsteps stopping, voices joined the crowd.


"Ezrek! Put that artifact back!" Valaha cried, hands stretched out in front of her. "You shouldn't be touching those!" Élénk's voice soon joined the party.


"Ezrek, I can't believe you would go this far!" Élénk shouted. "This won't kill you, if that's what you're thinking! Put that helmet back!"


Hallucinations of the dead siblings arguing with the action the gorgon had taken, Kígyó plugged the ears. Why couldn't the siblings stop with the haunting already? Were they trying to be some sort of conscience? What a joke. This needed to stop, once and for all. The snake was not about to let people no one could see to be the boss of the situation.


"Shut up! I'm not letting some hallucination boss me around!" Kígyó retorted. "These artifacts, if I collect enough of them, surely they can finally kill me!" But, another protest had come the snake's way.


"I don't know what you think those artifacts are capable of, but that's not going to happen," Élénk replied, sighing. "That helmet, nor the other artifacts contain erosion capabilities." He let out another sigh. "Please, I'm asking you to put that down."


But the snake plugged the ears once more. Stepping towards the monument in the center, a door opened up. Gorgon gone, everyone followed behind. Secluded area with statues everywhere, the early adult blinked. Where had he stepped into? Such thoughts, however, were cut short as the medusa placed the helmet over the head.


Body shaking like a leaf as the jackal helmet locked onto the medusa, the snake let out a shout louder than a sniper rifle shot on the air. Gorgon removing the helmet and tossing it on the ground, the person grit the teeth. Stepping backwards, towards the edge of the room, defiance took the stage.


"Forget it!" Kígyó shouted. "I'll just find a worse one tomorrow!" Running off, the siblings soon followed.


Bogart soon grabbing the helmet, the headgear was plopped into the chimera's hands. Head pulsating as the armor sat in his palms, the early adult's head spun circles. Pain only getting sharper as the seconds turned into minutes, the young soldier's body fell backwards onto the ruin floors. Pounding only continue to strength, the hyena closed his eyes. World of unconsciousness about to take him away, one final thought took him away.


The artifacts were a trap, indeed.


***


"It's all a trap. I see now, all of
This is just a trap.


I see now. I get it, I
See now. These


Artifacts are nothing but a trap.


They're nothing but a trap. Nothing but a trap.
Right, I should have known.
All of this was a trap.
Perhaps, I have gotten complacent. All of this is a trap, I'm certain."


Coming to at the witching hour of the night, a wave of confusion overtook the hyena. Finding himself in a bed, the bewilderment only continued. Where was he taken to? Placing his glasses over his eyes, the soldier blinked at the sight before him. Panther mother keeping watch on him beside a young woman with short, messy black and white hair with bandaged arms, feet, and white outfit, the early adult lowered his eyes into a tired squint.


Panther twin's mother discussing things with the young bandaged woman in the corner, the early adult could feel himself about to nod off. But, as he prepared to do so, a glass rod with rising mercury was lodged underneath his tongue. Told to keep still and stay quiet for a minute, the early adult closed his eyes for a split second.


Watching as the mercury on the rod increased, a sea of questions flowed through the hyena. What was happening? Whatever Waiola and Bogart had told this stranger was an exaggeration, for sure. Feeling himself nod off as the rod had been removed, everything became black once more.


Waking up the next morning, the soldier's head pounded in a rhythm once more. But, the soldier knew he had to bear it, no matter what. His job was not done yet, guaranteed. Stepping outside the room of the unknown, two familiar faces overtook the area.


Waiola and Bogart sitting down at their kitchen table, the early adult placed his hands on the side of his temple. How did the panther twins carry him all the way back to their house from the deep depths of the Dunes of Magma? But, he supposed they were stronger than they look.


Food soon in front of him, the soldier stared down at the eggs. Crunching on the yolk slowly, eyes were on him once more. Feeling himself bathed in sweat, the hyena closed his eyes. Could Waiola and Bogart stop staring at him, even for one second? Words soon coming his way, he turned his head towards the noise.


"We told your subordinate what happened, but he couldn't care less," Waiola said, irritated. "He said to us you have to go to the Desert of Hadramaveth today." She took a deep breath. "Bogart and I both told him that wasn't a good idea, but he didn't listen." She then turned towards Bogart. "Right, Bogart?"


"Why are you asking me, Waiola? I was there, too!" Bogart exclaimed. "Yeah, you bet! We told that boss off of yours, but he said we're making excuses for you!" His hands soon waved about in the air. "What an inconsiderate loser! We're coming with you again today!"


Finishing the last bit of his meal, the early adult shrugged. He supposed he could not stop them from coming along. Satchel on his back, the hyena took a long, deep breath. Whatever happened out today in the northern desert, he couldn't allow himself to get bothered by anything.


Exiting Aaru Village, the familiar northern pathway was taken once again for the second day in a row. Pathway around Khaj Nisut stepped around, as well, the northern desert was reached after about an hour of walking. But, as the group turned towards the left, a revelation had come the early adult's way.


Waiola informing him they had to stop towards the Tanit Camps, a wave of bewilderment flowed through the chimera. The Eremite's campsite, why did they have to stop there? He did not recall there had been any ruins near the area. But, he supposed some artifacts might have been left with the people there.


Reaching the camps shortly, a tall, red haired masked Eremite dropped a strange eye piece into the early adult's hands. But, as the golden artifact laid down in his palms, a Hilichurl with no mask rotted beside the Tanit Camp's tribe mother. Eyes twitching as the monsters danced, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left.


Waiola and Bogart not reacting whatsoever to the maskless monster, the early adult took a deep breath. Repeating a set of words in his mind, the hyena took another deep breath. The Hilichurl wasn't real, it was just a trap from the artifact. It wasn't real; it was just a warning.


Eye piece pocketed, a round of information had come everyone's way. Informed the next set of artifacts were within the Wadi Al Maluj and the Debris of Panjvahe, the early adult blinked. How did treasure chests manage to get in such peculiar places? But, he supposed they could appear anywhere within the world of Teyvat.


Exiting north of the camps, the journey was on. Heading through the edge of the northern desert, not a singular sound stirred as the party of three kept heading northwest. Hilichurls and other monsters nowhere to be seen, silence was deafening. Continuing on the quiet path, an outdoor ruin slowly approached.


Small outdoor ruin with destroyed Primal Constructs everywhere, the early adult's eyes twitched. Had the snake already been here? If such were the case, the area was a dead end, for sure. Multiple empty chests scattered throughout the ruins, a wave of defeat flowed through the chimera. Kígyó had already come here, for sure.


Continuing to look through the ruins, more empty chests awaited the trio. Rows upon rows of nothing, the hyena's heart skipped a beat. If he did not locate the artifacts, Her Majesty would kill him, for sure. But, a wave of relief had soon washed over him as Bogart called attention to a hidden trove unopened in the corner.


Five necklaces sitting within the trove of treasure, the soldier scooped up the jewelry into his hands. Ancient garnishes glowing in his hands, the whispering shadow fiend from the day before soon bent their knees once again. Sea of whispers coming his way, information blasted into his inhuman eardrums.


Shadow figure bestowing a gift of knowledge to him, the early adult's knees buckled. Every single chimera in the world were a group of sinners whose visions were a twist of fate? Face darkening as the fact settled in, the soldier snapped himself out of it. What kind of fact was that? There was no way that was true, guaranteed. Throwing the necklaces into the satchel, the ruins were soon behind the party of three.


Walking off towards the northeast, the information flipped inside the hyena's mind like a stack of pancakes. Chimeras were sinners, who even thought that? The shadowy man, he was just a manifestation of his insecurities, for sure. He could not let such a thing bother him.


As the group of three continued heading towards the northeast, the soldier dragged his feet across the sand. The artifacts he was forced to take from their respectful owners, just what kind of magic did they have to poke around with his mind? But, the soldier pushed such thought into the quicksand. It was no use trying to figure out why, for certain.


Three Sand Canals passed through, the soldier turned his head towards the northward path. The Girdle of Sands, could some artifacts have been tossed there, somehow? But, the hyena kept his attention forward. If there were any there, he knew the territorial gazelle chimera would put up a fight.


Cliff towards the Debris of Panjvahe reached, the group of three took the leap of faith. Small, damp area with a tiny ruin in the corner the trio had begun searching. Empty treasure chests awaiting the chimera once more, Siorc could feel his chest leap. More artifacts were taken? If any were left, he needed to retrieve them as soon as possible.


Empty containers everywhere, the hyena kept searching. Waiola and Bogart splitting up to search the ruins in the corner, attention was soon called to a spot in the corner. Legs erupting into a sprint, a strange machine connected laser beams through a wall. Approaching the chest, the early adult took a moment to compose himself.


But, as the second eye piece of the day had been obtained, the shadowy fiend soon returned. Whisper practically biting off the edge of his ear, new information reared its head. Person of shadows informing him chimeras were a scientific mistake never meant for creation, a flood of electricity crackled through the soldier's spine.


No more artifacts within the area, the soldier's head grew heavy as the next location had been leaked like a certain set of people the general population should not know about yet. Safhe Shatranj next upon the list, the group ascended upward upon the cliffsides.


Southward walk interrupted in a matter of moments, serpents overtook the sandy land. Dark black claymore with a Fatui symbol on it handed to the hyena, the early adult let out a gulp. If the greatsword contained a delusion, he would be gone from the conscious world in the blink of an eye, guaranteed.


Serpents breathing fire as they slithered ever so closer, the early adult slashed the claymore the enemy's way. Snakes taken out of the equation after seven strikes of his greatsword, the party of three had begun running. But, vipers surrounded the chimera trio once more.


Arrows, claymore and polearm combined turning the enemies into desert fertilizer, the southward run continued. Flying serpents attempting to join the party, as well, Waiola's bow knocked the creature onto the ground in a matter of moments. Ring of static taking the creature out, the reptile had become one with nature.


Final set of serpents trying to make their interruption known, a whirlpool soon opened up underneath Waiola's feet. Enemies sucked into the vortex, the creatures faded into the ether. Snakes nearby defeated, as well, silence returned once more. Back entrance towards Safhe Shatranj reached, large monuments were stepped around.


Stepping towards the ruin's entrance, a familiar sight caught the chimera's eyes. Scorpion siblings discussing with one another how to dispel snakes in the area, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Argenta and Plata were fighting serpents, too? But, the early adult tuned out their conversation. Whatever they were talking about to each other was no business of his.


Plata soon turning around, eir reptile eyes gazed upon the hyena. Bony index finger pointing his way, the soldier studied em for a moment. Had Plata's arm started to become bones, as well? Mirroring eir look of concern, the chimera kept his eyes on eir limbs, for a moment. But, such thoughts were interrupted as words had hit his inhuman eardrums.


"Siorc here!" Plata exclaimed. "He not look good!"


Hearing such, the early adult covered his face. What did Plata just say? How incredibly rude of em. But, the young soldier kept himself quiet. What did it matter if he looked appealing or not? He was not eye candy for someone else to gaze upon. Bogart soon giving him a look as well, the chimera covered his face once more.


"Wowza, Plata, good find!" Bogart shouted. "He looks paler than yesterday!" He then turned towards Siorc. "Are those artifacts still spooking you?"


Question coming his way, the early adult shook his head. Artifacts giving him a scare, looking worse than he did yesterday? Did any of that really matter? He knew, no matter what, he had to search for the rest of the artifacts. He needed to get over the artifacts little tricks, for sure.


Hearing the word artifact, Argenta lowered ter eyes into a squint. Were these panthers helping the Fatui search for the sudden treasure chests that appeared all at once around the deserts of Sumeru? If Siorc were searching for them, tey needed to keep an eye on him. Fatui were always up to no good.


"If you're looking for those artifacts, some are inside the temples," Argenta said. "So, follow me."


Hearing no reluctance in Argenta's voice, the hyena rose an eyebrow. There was at least five fish in ter statement, for sure. Argenta, willingly help without any sort of suspicions? Something was up, for sure. Entrance through the temple reached, the scorpion siblings led the way.


Treasure chest located in a matter of moments, the early adult closed his eyes. Whatever information were about to be whispered to him, he could not let it get the best of him. War between gods playing in his head as the artifact laid into his hands, a tear streamed down the chimera's face as deities died left and right. Horned qilin fighting on the battlefield as well, the tears fell faster. The sweet qilin of Liyue Harbor, why was she fighting? Surely, this was just a nightmarish daydream.


Snapping himself out of it, the party of five kept walking. Second treasure chest located beside a staircase, the early adult undid the lock upon the trove. Scene playing out in his head as the necklace plopped into his hands, the soldier's legs shook like maracas.


Watching as a group of people attempted to run away from a large catastrophe, monsters soon took the human's place. Seeing such, the tears resumed once more. More people transforming into monsters, his sobs continued. What a cruel world for whoever this had happened to. Voice soon calling him back to reality, the soldier was removed from his thoughts.


"Siorc," Plata called out. "What wrong?"


Siorc not answering, Argent shook ter head. Was the Fatui causing a scene to play with everyone's emotions? Tey knew how manipulative such an organization could be. Perhaps, it was best to call out such obvious form of manipulation for everyone to hear.


"Plata, no mind him," Argenta said to Plata. "Fatui faking." But, as the necklace dangled on the edge of Siorc's fingers, Argenta glared at the jewelry. Whatever fake act he was putting on, tey needed to end it. Touching the necklace, however, a blinding light beamed through ter gharial eyes.


Shadow figure appearing in front of tem giving a catty smile, Argenta's eyes grew six sizes. Who was this person that just appeared out of nowhere? Shadow floating by tem, they cupped their pitch black hands around their mouth as they bent themselves towards ter ear.


"Your parents were erased within Irminsul!" the shadow voice exclaimed. "Isn't it strange how you thought you can't remember them? You must think you were born in a pile of sand and abandoned somewhere!"


Hearing such words, Argenta grabbed the necklace in an instant. Jewelry flinging itself across the room, ter head rocked back in forth. What in the world? Who was that shadow person? Irminsul, parents erased? How did this person know such words? They were a lying Fatui lurking around, for sure. Sibling look ter way, questions stepped up to the plate.


"Argenta, necklace booby trapped?" Plata asked. But, Argenta's attention was elsewhere.


"I believe so," Argenta responded after a few minutes. Tey then turned towards the Fatui. "I don't get it. Why are you going around collecting clearly cursed artifacts? What would your boss want with these?" But, Waiola soon interrupted.


"What are you talking about?" Waiola asked. "These artifacts aren't cursed at all." Scooping up the necklace, it laid upon her gloved palms. Nothing of any sort happening, she shook her head. "I don't see anything when I touch it."


"Of course, you wouldn't be affected, you're from Sumeru," Argenta retorted. "These artifacts are clearly cursing people not from here."


Debate sparking up as Argenta said such, the early adult plugged his ears. Waiola arguing there was no way the artifacts were cursed, Bogart soon came to his sister's defense. Argenta continuing to insist they were, the hyena stuck his fingers in his ears deeper. Debate continuing, the volume rose.


Plata turning eir head towards the right and left with a look of discomfort, a pity cherry dropped into the center of the hyena's stomach. Were the vibrations bothered em? If such were the case, he would put a stop to this argument right now. Argenta turning towards ter sibling, tey banged ter right hand on top of ter left.


Argenta stating tey don't even remember where tey were born, the debate ended. Unplugging his ears, sound around him muffled, for a moment. Heading deeper within the ruins, a sea of thoughts wrapped vines around the soldier as the corridor within the area was passed through.


The Archon War, the Cataclysm, the greater lord, King Deshret, Sumeru's knowledge, was all of it a lie, a mirage? Was the world a mirage? The hyena did not know, but he felt like he had fallen through a portal into a world of mirrors that reflected the opposite knowledge of what was true.


Coming across multiple artifacts as the ruins were traversed through, horrific bits of knowledge one after another relayed themselves to the hyena. Bit about a race of people known as Muratans with red hair and eyes were sold as slaves thousands of years ago a wave of discomfort swirled in the early adult's partially human stomach. Who would do such a thing? Take people that were different from them and enslave them? Humans were cruel.


But, as the deeper ends of the ruins approached, machine monsters activated one after another. Argenta stepping up to the plate, ter chess piece glowed a deep yellow. Plata joining the battle, as well, Geo and Dendro did not interact with one another. Waiola and Bogart attempting to join the battle, a bony hand halted them in their tracks.


Ramping up the speed in ter robotic legs, rock projectiles had been tossed the machine enemy's way. Flower crown taking the stage as well, seeds littered themselves around the triangular foes. Targets attempting to stealth themselves, electricity hit the seeds on the ground. Electro and Dendro combining, the artificial intelligence backfired upon the enemy.


Such had not been the end as the ruins kept going. Primal Constructs lined up in a deck of spades, Argenta placed ter hands in front of tem. Blast of rocks pelting the monsters, Plata's flower crown did the lightweight lifting, as well. Waiola continuing to insist she join the fight, invisible caution tape had been placed around her. First set of enemies taken out, the fight continued.


Four more triangular foes taken out, the early adult turned his attention towards Bogart. Shorter panther chimera squirming, the early adult held back a sigh. Was he itching for a fight? He supposed he expected such from him. But, he knew Argenta would not let anyone else get in the way of ter fight. But, as a look of discomfort appeared on ter face, alarm bells had begun to sound in the soldier's head.


Feeling a lung inside ter shrink as tey kept firing rock projectiles, a sharp, burning sensation flowed through Argenta's chest. Breath fading away, tey flinched. Why did ter body have to fight tem now, of all times? Ter body had to have gotten used to the gnosis The Doctor had given to tem by now. Drowning out the discomfort, tey kept the battle going.


Final construct dropping down into bits and pieces, Argenta's breaths had gotten heavier with every second. Something shriveling inside tem, everything was shallow water. Feeling something crawl through ter throat, ter knees dropped onto the floor like a stack of dominoes. Gasping for air, tey bellowed a word of final resort.


"Plata, we need to go back to the Eternal Oasis," Argenta begged. Discomfort crawling further upward through ter esophagus, ter words weakened. "Now, or, I'll..." But such words were cut off. Bending over, tey let out a noise.


Blood pouring out of Argenta's mouth as tey hurled upon the ruin grounds, the hyena's face lost all color that remained. Had Argenta used too much of ter chess piece's powers? The Eternal Oasis, yes, he needed to take tem to the eternal oasis right away. Plata screaming out, eir eyes turned towards him.


"Siorc!" Plata screamed, words pained. "Map thingy!"


Taking out his proxy map without question, the soldier highlighted the waypoint within Mt. Damavad, in an instant. Argenta rolled up in a ball in Plata's arms as the passageway towards the oasis had soon been reached, not a word stirred between the panther twins and scorpion siblings.


Paradise was lost.


Mitachurl wearing a necklace within the frozen oasis, the soldier threw down a flower friend. How did a monster enter through the gate? Knowing he had to get rid of the problem right away, the hyena provided silent commands to the Windwheel Aster. Plata's flower crown throwing itself into the ring, as well, the enemy faded into the ether. Necklace grabbed by Waiola, tears rolled through paradise.


"Plata," Argenta cried, tears streaming down ter face. "It hurts!"


"Plata know. It okay, Argenta in paradise," Plata said to Argenta. Ey then turned towards the crowd of three. "Siorc, panthers, leave. Doctor oasis no like disruptions."


Exiting the oasis and returning back towards Mt. Damavad, the sandstorm hugged the early adult from behind. Feeling a glass pane ready to break inside him, a sea of thoughts flowed through the soldier. Any more unpleasant sights, and the glass inside him would shatter, in an instant.


Not realizing he had reached the panther chimera's house after two hours of dazed walking, the early adult blinked. The desert, the rainforest, just how much information was the truth? Questions flowing like a river, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the floor. Wave of tiredness overtaking him, one final thought overtook him as he slipped into the temporary bed.


How much more could he possibly take?


***


I can take no more, I am going to break. I


Can take no more, I'm going to break.
All of the knowledge I've received over the past few days, I've had enough.
No more. I can take no more. I'm going to break. No more, I can


Take no more I'm going to break.
All of those visions, I can take no more. No more
Knowledge, I can take no more.
Everything hurts, I can take


No more. I'm going to break.
Oh, Lesser Lord Kusanali, if you can hear


Me, please stop this. I'm going to break.
Oh, any archon, if you can hear me, please, end this.
Really, I am begging, I'm going to break.
End this, please. I'm going to break. If I see that snake, that knife of the gorgon's entices me.


How can I think such a thing?
Even though everything is hurting, I must not
Let myself resort to such thinking. But, it hurts, I'm going to break.
Please, any Archons, if you're listening, help me.


Please, any Archons, I know I'm only supposed to be
Loyal to Her Majesty, but I'm begging you,
Everything hurts, please. I'm going to break.
All of this knowledge, I just cannot take.
So, please, save me,
Everything will break."


Waking up the next morning, a wave of uncertainty flowed through the hyena. Panther twins informing him his subordinate told them he needed to go to Wenut Tunnel today, the hyena's eyes twitched. There had still been artifacts left to collect? If such were the case, he did not know how much more information rounds from the whispers of the shadowy figure he could take.


Meal devoured, the party of three exited the village. Route up north taken for the third day in a row, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Had he been caught in some sort of samsara? But, the early adult shook his head. Everything had been the same as always. He needed to stay focused.


Reaching the long, underground tunnel, the first chest was already out in the open. Strange shield plastered inside the wooden casing, the shadow figure sped through the air as he attempted to place the old artifact in the bag behind him. Black hands already cupped, a whisper took the stage.


"Why shield yourself from the truth?" the shadow figure asked, sinister tone of voice. "You're nothing more than some humanoid freak as the result of an experiment that happened over five hundred years ago!"


The soldier could feel a shard of glass break inside him. Right, chimeras were freaks of nature. The shadow voice was correct. He was an anomaly, a circus show of a living being. Walking through the tunnel as the thoughts repeated themselves, the second chest was reached.


Rusted dagger at the bottom of the trove, the early adult placed the weapon in his hands. Shadow figure soon returning, it had begun to float the soldier's way once more. Eager look on the blank face, another blatant fact threw a ball upon the sandy battlefield.


"In fact, you're such a freak that all the Gods want to abandon you!" the shadow figure exclaimed. "That Vision of yours? You know they gave it to you out of pity, don't you?" A laugh broke loose from the faceless figure's throat of darkness.


Wicked laughter looping on repeat, the words stuck to the chimera like glue. Right, the gods pitied him, they wanted to abandon him. His Vision was given out of the act of feeling sorry for him. He was not worthy of the god's grace. Third chest within the artifact adding more to the equation stating humanity despised chimeras, another glass shard broke inside the hyena.


Reaching a fourth chest and fifth trove in unison, the shadowy figure returned with a vengeance. Whispers of humans seeing chimeras as lesser beings, another crack soon formed in the glass shard. Right, he was a lesser being. Something people would never see as equal. He had seen it all the time. The Akademiya, the Agent, the sour catgirl in Mondstadt.


Waiola and Bogart disintegrating an army of snakes as he headed towards the sixth and seventh artifact chests, the shadowy figure squeezed him tight as the rock hard flowers fell into the soldier's hands. Strand of his hair twirled as a secret blasted in his ears, the glass shard snapped in half.


Final three chests found on the bottom level of the Wenut Tunnel, a sea of corroded knowledge broke the rest of the shards within the hyena. Shadowy figure looming over him, the final straw within his mind snapped as the last secret of darkness blew hot air upon his shark eardrums.


"No one would care if you were to suddenly drop dead one day," the shadowy figure whispered. "You're just a chess piece on the playing field; an object. Don't you see?"


Everything cracking inside him, the soldier let out a deep throated scream. No more, he could take no more. Cave wall in the corner looking hollow enough, the soldier turned his head towards the stone. Bashing himself into the rocky crevices, the scream kept going.


No more, he had had enough.


Feeling arms pry him away, his head and the rock wall were no longer acquaintances with one another. Bogart moving him away, the early adult's eyes twitched. What did he just do? Bogart already flapping his gums, a scolding had come his way in a split second.


"Woah, Siorc! What did you do that for?" Bogart scolded. "Don't hurt yourself like that!" Wiping off his face with a towel, more words had come his way. "If you see something unpleasant, tell Waiola, or me, and we'll take you back to Aaru Village!"


Knowing he could not end the day until the rest of the artifacts were found, the hyena shook his head. Go back to Aaru Village now? No way. Seeing, or hearing something unpleasant should not be a reason to return. Panther twins waving an invisible white flag, Waiola tagged herself into the ring.


"If you truly insist on continuing, your boss said the last set of artifacts are in a cave in the Girdle of Sands," Waiola said. "We'll take you there."


Exiting the Wenut Tunnel and heading north, unease nibbled on the cartilage of his ear. The final artifacts were residing within the northernmost desert in Sumeru? If such were the case, he knew a fight between the reaper gazelle would break out at any moment.


Sea of snakes throwing themselves out in the open in the Three Sand Canals, Waiola's aquatic projectiles and Bogart's static rings caused the reptile's bodies to pile up one after another. Pathway cleared out Waiola took the lead as the border between the Desert of Hadramaveth and the Girdle of Sands closed the gap.


Entrance towards the underground path blocked off by the reaper gazelle, the early adult's eyes widened. Onur swinging vis scythe around, a realization washed over the chimera. Ve was guarding vis territory, wasn't ve? He knew, it would be impossible to pass through towards the underground world if such were the case. Laugh kicking in, territorial babble added itself to the mix.


"Hee hee, are you three heeeere for thoooose artifacts?" ve asked. "I'm afraaaaid I caaan't let yoooou through! Unleeeess yoooou pay me, te hee!"


Access denied, the hyena removed his wallet from his back pocket. Removing a load of Mora coins from the small coin chunker, the early adult dropped the money into Onur's hands. Almost half of his entire salary in a year given, mouths dropped open one after another.


"Thaaaank yoooou for yoooour patronage?" Onur replied as a question. "Weeeeeeh, Fatui moneeeey, I'm looooaded!" Raising vis hands over vis head, a loud crack overtook the area. "Oooow, myyyy eeeelbow." Wincing, ve stepped aside. "He hee, looooks liiiike that jooooint brooooke again, don't miiiind me. Get gooooing."


Reaching the underground cave, a sight beyond belief overtook the area. Valaha and Élénk unconscious on the ground as the gorgon held another helmet in the hands, the soldier's eyes opened wide. Did the snake attack the siblings and knock them out? How awful of the person. Why would the medusa do something like that to the family that just wanted to reunite peacefully?


Pocket full of artifacts bulging the waist, the chimera dashed towards the snake's backside. Just how many artifacts had the snake taken? Looking ready to place the jackal helmet over the eyes, the soldier reached for the headwear. Snake taking notice, the helmet soon laid suspended in the air.


"Ingne, get away from me! Stop trying to interfere!" Kígyó shouted at the top of the lungs. "This artifact will finally be the one that kills me!" But, a weak voice soon protested.


"Ezrek, those artifacts..." Valaha forced out, doll throat almost cracking. "They won't kill you... please... stop this..." Feeling her artificial esophagus crack, her words stopped flowing. But, a loud protest soon came her way.


"Shut up, hallucination!" Kígyó screamed. The leg soon placed itself upon the body, ball joints bent backwards.


Watching as Kígyó attempted with all the might to crush the sister to nothing but doll parts, the hyena's legs erupted into a sprint. Helmet soon grabbed and pocket's covering released, all the artifacts from time long forgotten poured out of the leather hole. God's headwear sitting in his hands, one final trick crawled up the chimera's sleeve.


Rotting corpses soon surrounding him, the early adult could feel the last bit of glass inside him shatter into nothing. Helmet dropped upon the ground, the hyena let out another scream. No more, he could take no more. Sprinting towards the snake's backside, the soldier invaded the gorgon's pockets.


Knife ripped out from the deep confines of the snake's containers, the early adult's palms shook. No more, he could take no more. Sea of shouts blocked out as his thoughts continued, the sharp end of the kitchen utensil laid itself upon the hyena's wrists. Weapon carving deep, blood trickled downward.


Another shard inside him snapping, the soldier carved deeper. Left wrist trickling crimson as well, the swiping continued. Shouts picking up in speed, the early adult shook. Enough was enough. Closing his eyes for a moment as the blade kept going, everything flashed in his mind like a movie in Fontaine. Reminders flowing, the early adult flipped the blade with precision.


Swiping the blade upon his chest a mark left itself out in the open. Strikes continuing, the soldier's heart beating harder and faster as the seconds droned onward. Screams drowning out as the hyena fell backwards, the sea of red kept growing, heartbeat only continuing to more uneven as the seconds got slower, the chimera's body fell into the sand. Everything drowning out, the chimera closed his eyes.


He had made a slight mistake.


***


Coming to sometime later, the early adult gazed at his wrists. Arms bandaged up, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. What happened, where was he? But, such questions were erased in a matter of moments as he turned his head. Furry eared man and taller panda chimera by his bedside, a barrage of yells had come his way.


"Waiola and Bogart told me you hurt yourself!" the furry eared man exclaimed, yelling. "Do you know how reckless you were?!" But Jiaolong soon interrupted.


"Boss, let's not yell at him and cause more distress," Jiaolong said to his boss. He then turned towards Yinlong's friend. "My, what's gotten into you? Hurting yourself doesn't seem like you."


Memory thicker than a layer of smog, the hyena shook his head. Why did he do something like that? He knew, no matter how much pain he was in, inflicting harm upon his own body was never the answer. Knowing he had to apologize for his actions, the words were on the tip of his tongue.


"I'm sorry, sirs," the hyena responded. Words barely audible.


"Oh, dear, why are you apologizing to me? I'm not the one you should be apologizing to," Jiaolong replied. "You gave your friends quite the scare. They're went to Sumeru City to find a healer for you." He then placed his finger on his chin.


"If those artifacts you were taking caused you this much distress, you shouldn't have taken them in the first place!" the furry eared man commented, ears moving on the top of his head.


Knowing he could not disobey orders, the early adult placed his hands out in front of him. But, as the soldier attempted move his fingers to sign he had no choice, the cuts underneath the bandages stung with a fervor. Shaking his head, the early adult slumped downward into the bed.


Waiola and Bogart soon returning with a generic nobody healer, enchantras were cast upon the early adult's chest and wrists. Wounds gone within the blink of an eye, the early adult placed his hands in front of him. Gratitude signed on private display, the panther twins looked into the hyena's eyes.


"That boss of yours took all the artifacts in the bag and told us you're dismissed," Waiola said, she then pointed at his wrists. "And don't do something that reckless to yourself ever again."


"Yeah, what Waiola said!" Bogart chimed in. "You scared the living bejeezers out of Waiola and me!" He then slammed his hands together. "If something is bugging you while we're working together, tell us!"


Waiola soon informing him they were taking him to the café in Sumeru City, The early adult bowed an apology. If he had scared them so much, he knew more than a singular apology was in order for the panther twins. Puspa Café soon reached after a long walk throughout Gandharva Ville, an entire catalogue of desserts was ordered.


Nibbling on the Padisarah Pudding, the early adult attempted to slide mora coins onto the table. But, such action was stopped in a matter of moments. Informed he had given the reaper gazelle half his entire wallet, the hyena blinked. Why would he do something like that? Half his saved up salary, gone with the snap of a finger. Dessert soon finished, another reminder had come his way.


"You know, Waiola and I see you as friends!" Bogart exclaimed. "You can come to us for anything!"


Door opened, the early adult nodded. But, he knew, deep down he could not bother the panther twins with any insignificant bother deep within him. Complaining was not allowed for a Diplomatic Fatui Soldier. Other desserts cleared out between the group of three, the early adult bowed a thank you. Uniform soon returned to him and farewells exchanged, the soldier removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket.


Highlighting the waypoint to the military barracks, the early adult closed his eyes. Reaching the soundproof room after ten minutes of walking, the hyena placed his winter uniform back inside the uniform drawers. Sea of thoughts soon overtaking him, the hyena walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor.


King Deshret's artifacts, why did Her Majesty want them? Surely, whatever she thought they could do would be far from anything she assumed. Walking around in a circle for hours on end, a wave of tiredness eventually overtook the hyena. Crawling into the uncomfortable bed, Siorc closed his eyes. But, as the world of sleep were about to take him away, one final thought looped on repeat.


Those godly artifacts were useless, guaranteed.

 

[Palamon]

6. God Job 4: Secret Deities Eroding

"As of the past few days, mundaneness
Returned within my Fatui life. Is
Everything going back to normal? Are


My routines reversing back to diplomacy?
Yes, that has to be it, my


Jobs are going back to nothing,
Or perhaps I am mistaken.
Be that as it may, this
Sudden nothingness feels calculated. Those


God related
Odd jobs, they will come back,
I am absolutely certain.
No way I'll be doing diplomatic affairs for too long. I
Guarantee it.


But now I am wondering,
All of these jobs, what
Could they be leading to, truly?
Knowing Her Majesty, she's planning something.


That much is the truth,
One hundred percent chance.


But, whatever it is I must prepare for anything and
Everything. All of this
Is just the beginning.
Nothing should surprise me, what
God job awaits me today? But,


Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself,
Ultimately, my life here is
Never truly predictable.
Do not ever know what truly
Awaits me.
Nothing is truly a set pattern.
Everything breaks eventually.


It's always when I get used to it


Something changes in routine, those diplomatic affairs are
Unrelated, but I
Shouldn't get used to them,
Perhaps I should keep my
Ears open for anything.
Cannot fathom what awaits but,
Though, I must remain loyal.


Silence is key.
Obedience is my reckoning."


Two days had passed since the chimera robbed King Deshret's artifacts with the panther twins around the ruins in Sumeru's desert. Godly pieces taken back to Her Majesty, nothing of especial happenstance occurred within forty-eight hours. Diplomatic affairs in Dornman Port taking over, nothing was out of the ordinary in the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life.


Upon waking up for the morning, the soldier let out a deep yawn. Yet another day of work would soon be upon him. Knowing that, time was not a virtue in the permafrost north, the hyena rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform glued itself to his partially human person, the early adult could not help but ponder. Was his Fatui life going back to diplomacy of nothing for awhile? He supposes such could be the case. His militaristic duties were never predictable for very long.


Buttons in the correct holes, the soldier clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching sunflowers in his hair and ears, the early adult gazed at the jewelry in accessory box. His prized possessions, maybe it was still possible to have them unsharpened back to normal. But, the hyena shook his head. It was too late for such. The decision was irreversible.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the ice cold floor. Her Majesty, what could she be possibly planning? He did not know, but whatever the god like odd jobs were heading towards, it certainly could not be a good thing.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the hyena had finished the morning routine of dressing the body. Resuming his pace about, questions continued to flow in like a river. Another God's artifacts, what did she need them for, anyway? But, the early adult snapped himself out of such thinking. He knew he couldn't question Her Majesty's motives. Such was a forbidden action for a member of the Fatui. Taking a deep breath, the soldier ended his circular motion. Any moment now, the Agent would arrive to relay his orders to him.


Hearing the louder than ever before militaristic footsteps march about with a fervor, the soldier turned his attention towards the door. Time had run out, the hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Adjusting his glasses, the hyena prepared himself. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. It was time for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be collecting Fossilized Bone Shards around Liyue for Her Majesty in the coming days." A bag shook with a fervor behind him. Removing the zipper from the front side, a light cream colored heavier winter jacket revealed itself from the casing. "Before you go, soldier, Liyue has been reported to be far colder than normal. Change into this uniform." Jacket out in front of him, the fabric was rattled around.


Taking the thicker coat, the early adult tilted his head towards the ceiling. Liyue, cold? He could hardly believe such a thing. But, he supposed, climates were not a one way street across the dirt road. Nodding, the chimera undid the buttons on his current uniform. Agent turning around for a moment, the soldier switched coats as swift as his currently hands would allow.


"I am ready," the hyena said, voice barely audible.


"Excellent, soldier, but there's just one more adjustment," the Agent responded.


Masked Agent pulling odd metallic rings from the back of his uniform pockets, the peculiar rods were placed around the soldier's buttons. Second, third and fourth ones placed around the others as well, the sound of a firm lock overtook the area. Hearing such, a wave of shock flowed through the early adult. What did the Agent just do? Why were his buttons being locked? But, he knew he could not ask such. Questions were not allowed for a Diplomatic Fatui Soldier.


Everything firmly locked into place, the soldier placed his arm out in front of him. Agent gripping his wrist into a firm grasp tighter than even the steel rods around his buttons, the early adult closed his eyes. Wasn't uniform prison enough? But, the hyena kept such complaints buried inside him. As the escort to Liyue began, one final thought wrapped vines around the chimera.


Is Liyue truly cold, at the moment?


He could not help but feel dishonesty was playing with him.


***


"My twin brother has been bedridden for the past few days.
Adventures have been cancelled,
Yes, even swimming hasn't happened lately.
But, today, Linggui told me he feels
Energetic enough to put in some guild work.


I'm not so sure about this.


'Are you sure, Linggui?' I asked,
Making my concern known.


Eager smile on his face, he
Replies, "yer worrying too much, Fèng. I'm fine.'
Oh, really? You couldn't even move yesterday. I am
Doubtful. But,
It seems he's fit as a fiddle today, but
No matter what, I feel he's just hiding his
Great amounts of pain.


Today, our commissions take us
Out to Wuwang Hill to solve some
Open crisis about weird monster behavior.


Just like that, we head for the hills. But, I feel a sense of
Unease. Wuwang Hill, isn't it home to
Specters, ghosts? Spooky things?
That may not scare Linggui, but it takes the


Living daylights out of me! Regardless,
It is best I press on. I don't want to tell
Katheryine I'm afraid, that's just silly.
Even so, I feel as though I have a right to be afraid.


Looming in the air is a huge sense of dread.
It grows as we fight the monsters,
Now, as the area clears out, I swear I have some
Ghostly encounter! A nearly transparent,
Ghastly humanoid looking dragon appears in front of me! My
Unease grows as they look at me.
Its eyes are on me,


And it gives me a laugh, ready to
Natter on about something, it announces, 'You, I sense the energy of a
Deity in you! I want that power inside you.


Hovering closer towards me, I try to run, but
I'm frozen in place by this
Specter's trickery!


Soon, it flows inside me
Placing itself within Zhuque
Inside me, yelling, 'Your little god friend is mine! All this power belongs to me!' No, this isn't
Right! If something bad happens to Zhuque, all of Liyue,
It'll be in danger! No, this isn't good!
That ghost has taken full control! Liyue might be a boiling world of heat shortly!"


Upon reaching Liyue Harbor through the teleport waypoint, the Agent dragged the soldier towards the city's blacksmith. Subordinate making demands of the town's weapon maker, an oddly more metallic claymore was handed off to the soldier. Bag strapped onto him, as well, the masked Agent exited the area.


As the soldier sheathed his claymore behind him, a peculiar sight caught the chimera's damaged eyes. The city, aside from merchants was as empty as could be. Even the usual restaurant goers nowhere to be seen, the soldier could not help but wonder. Was the city closed again? But, such had not been the only unusual occurrence.


The harbor was sweltering with intense heat. Feeling such blazing warmth, the hyena could not help but wonder. Had the Agent lied to him? But, the early adult shook his head. Maybe it had truly been cold earlier when such fact was reported to him. Knowing he could not waste any time, the chimera opened his proxy orb into map form. He supposed, a little heat won't end him.


First Vishap location revealed within his map of marvels, the soldier walked towards the city's exit. But, as he prepared to venture off into the wilds, the sound of sandaled footsteps overtook the area. Turning his head around towards the noise, the hyena blinked of bewilderment.


Jiaolong coming towards him in very light Liyuean style summer clothing, the early adult tilted his head. Why was the taller panda chimera coming towards him at such blistering speeds? Whatever the reason, he supposed he had no choice but to hear him out before departing.


Seeing Yínlóng's friend in heavy winter clothing, Jiaolong shook his head. Why was he wearing such a thing in fifty degrees celsius heat? This could not go on under any circumstance. He needed to have him remove such heavy articles of clothing right away, without question.


"Oh, my, now this won't do," Jiaolong said, shaking his head. "Come with me to the pharmacy so I can get this off of you and get you a proper change of clothes." Grabbing ahold of his hand, the walked forward.


Dragged along the pathway, the early adult held back the urge to sigh. Was any of this truly necessary? He didn't have time for this sort of thing. If Her Majesty found out he wasn't working already, he would be killed for dawdling for sure. He knew he needed to tell the taller panda chimera he had to leave, this instant.


"I don't have time for this, sir," the hyena responded. "I have to get to work." But, a protest immediately came his way.


"I can't allow that," Jiaolong responded, continuing to walking forward. "Liyue is around fifty degrees celsius, at the moment." Pharmacy getting closer, he kept walking. "If you wear such a heavy coat, you'll make yourself ill from the heat."


Pharmacy in front of him, the early adult sighed. He supposed he could not escape the taller panda chimera's perseverance within the health world. But, as his hand had been let go of, the taller panda chimera's hands cruised through the buttons.


But, as such attempt to remove the buttons took place, nothing had been removed. Watching as the taller panda chimera's fingers cruised through the metallic rods around his fasteners, a look of confusion painted his face. Continuing to attempt to remove the lock for minutes on end, a question threw itself onto the battlefield.


"Goodness, did your boss put restraints over your buttons?" Jiaolong asked, concerned. "Let me grab some sheers to pry these locks off of you."


Jiaolong stepping aside for the moment, the early adult shook his head. There was no time for this. He had to get to work right away. Fifty degrees celsius? Absolute nonsense. There was no way it was that sweltering in the Geo Nation of Contracts. Even the hottest areas of Natlan never reached such a record breaking temperature. But, he knew his protests would lead him to nowhere. He would hear the same repeated lecture once more. But, an interruption soon took the stage.


"Jiaolong, my notebook says we have to go to Qingce Village to help the elderly stay cool," the zombie said, voice slow.


Unable to find any sheers sharp enough to be able to cut through metal, Jiaolong let out a sigh. Did ---- just remember something now, at the most inconvenient time? But, he knew the elderly needed all the help they could get in order to avoid a fatal life ending event. Lowering himself to his knees, he looked at her at eye level.


"Alright, ----, take my hand and let's get going," Jiaolong replied, sighing. He then turned towards Yínlóng's friend. "Apologies, it would seem I can't find any sheers strong enough to remove those locks placed on your uniform." He let out another sigh. "I advise against working, but I assume you will be heading out anyway." Giving him a sharp look, his face looked serious. "Try to seek shade as much as possible. And, if you feel ill, come back to the pharmacy or reach out to me in Qingce Village." ---- tugging the side of his shirt, he returned his attention towards her. "----, I must ask you to be patient with me, for a moment, alright?" He then returned his attention towards the young man. "Now, I must be going. Please, take precautions when heading out." Stepping out, he and the zombie were soon gone.


Watching as the party of two ran off at lightning speed, the hyena shrugged his shoulders. It was only a little heat, what's the worst that could happen? Multiple other Fatui wore winter uniforms in the more humid places around Teyvat. Surely, he would be perfectly fine.


Opening his proxy orb into map form, the soldier studied the tiny dragon icon in the corner. Seeing a small Vishap picture within Dihua Marsh, the soldier exited the pharmacy. The marsh was a damp place with plenty of water, surely around here, it would be slightly cooler.


Heading for the bridge towards the city's exit, the hyena turned his head to the right and left. No Millelith or normal citizens anywhere to be seen, the chimera wondered. Had the region's entire defense line been told to stay indoors? If such were the case, criminals would be up to no good, at any given moment.


Ascending the stone staircase, the sun beat down upon the soldier's face. Rays far more intense than he could have ever signed up for, the hyena held back the urge to sweat. It was sweltering indeed. But, he knew he needed to bear with it, no matter what.


Back end of the harbor cruised through, another staircase was soon descended. Multiple stone walkways crossed through, the hyena scouted the area. No Milleliths anywhere to be seen even in their usual patrolling places, the chimera could not help but feel the lack of humanity around him.


Guili Plains stepped through and Wangshu Inn bridges traversed through, the soldier took a long, deep breath. Any minute now, and he would be within the marshlands within the nation of contracts. Swampy wetlands nearing with every step of the way, the chimera kept his eyes open for baby dragons upon the battlefield.


Humid air only intensifying as he stepped near the bed of horsetails, Siorc broke into a sweat. Was it just him, or had Dihua Marsh been far worse than the city? Surely, it had to have just been his imagination. Attempting with all his might to tune out the sweltering world around him, the early adult remained focused.


Vishap babies popping out from the ground, the early adult unsheathed the claymore from behind him. Three monsters rolling up into a ball and spinning around on the ground, the hyena observed the monsters carefully. One monster slowing down as they smacked into the bridge, the chimera threw down a flower friend.


But, as the Silk Flower's vines hit the first Vishap Hatchling, something of particular note caught the hyena's eyes. Circular rods over his buttons luminating an iridescent light, the early adult had come to an immediate realization. The locks placed upon him, he sees now, they were elemental trackers. How fitting, for Her Majesty.


Dragon baby taking a slight hit, the early adult swiped the greatsword forward. Shield surrounding the young rock lizard, the soldier braced himself. Continuing to thrust the blade towards the creature's bubble of protection, a loud crack resonated throughout the area as the battle continued onward.


Shield eventually popped, the soldier tossed down another flower friend. Dendro and his blade combined overwhelming the enemy after ten strikes, the first of three baby dragons burrowed back into the ground whence it came. Bone shards dropping down to the ground, the early adult dropped the spoils into the container.


Other Vishaps taken out of the picture as seeds exploded upon the water, the hyena broke out into an intense sweat. Was it just him, or was battling only making the world around him hotter? But, the early adult shook his head. He was out and about. Surely, if he were to reach a cooler area, the heat would dissipate.


Every bone shard scooped up, the soldier's proxy orb made a loud beeping noise within his back pocket. Opening the orb into map form once more, the next location screamed out at him like the passion of a thousand burning suns. Vishap baby icon pulsating within the Tianqiu Valley area, the chimera steeled himself. The day was only just beginning. He could not let himself be bothered by heat now.


Returning towards the inn, the soldier crossed the bridge. Silk flowers all shriveled up as he traversed the second bridge, the early adult could feel a chill run down his spine. Heat was super effective on the world of nature, indeed. Lizards basking in the beating sunlight as the third and final bridge within the area was stepped through, the hyena walked onto the path of which he came.


Beaches around Cuijue Slope stepped around, the early adult remained focused. The valley southwest, he knew it was a far walk, but he needed to keep going no matter what. Multiple grassy hills and dirt roads crossed through for about an hour, a gap between two cliffsides soon approached.


Abyss Mage down below humming to itself while summoning water bubbles, the hyena let out a sigh. He supposed, even monsters had to keep themselves cool today. Windglider deployed, the other side of the cliffs were reached. Ascending the wooden ladder nearby, the early adult braced himself.


Boars everywhere running off towards any source of water they could find, the soldier shook his head. Shouldn't the hogs search for mud instead? But, he supposed he did not know enough about certain wildlife species to comment. Continuing on, the hyena sauntered onward.


Dark skied area with many statues glowing orange, the early adult could feel sweat pour down his back. Why was this area within the slope always covered with such a dark, and foreboding sky? But, he supposed such fact would never have an answer. Continuing on the southward path, the scorching sun soon returned.


Winter jacket soaked to the bone as the valley approached, the soldier observed his surroundings, grassy path alongside a small sea with ruins incorporated around it, the early adult took another deep breath. Any minute now, and the baby Vishaps would spring out of the ground.


Stepping towards the scorching lake, a splash overtook the area. Group of four Vishap Hatchlings emerging from the lake, the early adult blinked of bewilderment. Could the baby dragons swim? He could not help but feel the geo part of their name was not quite accurate anymore.


Quartet of monsters rolling around on the ground like a kaboom ball falling to the floor, the hyena threw down another flower friend. Windwheel Aster looking ready to melt as it stepped towards the water, a sense of doom flowed through the chimera. Was he about to be flowerless soon? The environment's current conditions had to have been far too overwhelming for a tiny plant, for sure.


First baby rolling towards the river, seeds gathered around the shallow ends of the water. Knowing that, at any moment, his flower friend would fade away, the soldier provided silent commands to the Windwheel Aster. Vines striking the Dendro Cores near the water, the buds bloomed. Shots coming the enemy's way, a chunk of the creature's vitality had been taken in a matter of moments.


Flower friend withering, the early adult slashed the metallic greatsword forward. But as he touched the tip, the soldier clicked his tongue. Was the brightness of the sun making the claymore become heated, as well? But, the hyena knew he could not falter. Attempting with any might that remained to tune the scorching surface away, the soldier kept his attacks going.


Hatchling soon burrowing underground after seventeen slashes, the bony spoils dropped onto the ground. Dragons rolling towards him launching bubbles his way, the soldier kept the momentum going. Barely functioning flower making slow work of the hydro projectiles, the hyena aimed for the baby's spiky backs.


Monsters falling onto their backsides after six attempts of aiming for their spiked spines, the early adult charged forward with his blade. Rapid strikes taking the stage, two more young elemental archaic lizards were taken out of the equation. But, as the fourth and final one rolled about, the enemy ascended the pillar off towards the other side.


Quickly collecting the bone shards left behind, the soldier had begun running. Vishap Hatchling rolling off towards the ruins, the hyena accelerated his sprint. If he had let the monster get away, Her Majesty would be disappointed, for sure. Creature soon smacking its head into stone, invisible chicks flew over its head.


Enemy shortly stunned by its own dizziness, the soldier slashed the blade from the dragon's behind. Creature not fighting back to any capacity, the metallic blade kept its swipes going. Fleeing beast fading into nothing, the early adult pocketed the skeletal drops, in an instant.


Opening his map back up as soon as it had begun beeping, the soldier studied the dragon icon on the map for the third time of the day. Babies secluding themselves within the stone forest up north near Mt. Aocang, the early adult blinked. A mountain range, really? Thin air was about to await him, guaranteed.


But, as the soldier had begun to head north, a disturbing peculiarity caught his attention. Palms rapidly shaking as he ascended a small cliffside east of the lakeside, bewilderment flowed through the hyena. Why were his hands quivering? But, he knew he had no time to concern himself over such.


Small area with an unfinished building sunk into the ground populated by only cats and dogs, the soldier's sweat had begun to build further. What were poor, stray animals doing out near an abandoned area in such heat? Mountains scaled, the air grew thin. Reaching a fallen tree branch bridge, the early adult kept going.


Empty camp with an moderate amount of shade with nothing but diaries laying around, the early adult shook his head. There was no way he could rest here. The tent had to have belonged to someone. Legs beginning to shake as Qingyun Peak was traversed through, the world burned.


Adeptus seal in the corner glowing as it usually did, the soldier headed towards the westward path. Knowing the only way to reach the stone forest was to glide, the hyena leaped off the edge of the grassy cliffside. Staging his landing, the silent mountainside woods awaited the chimera below.


Group of three Vishaps set ablaze as he approached them, the early adult's eyes opened wide. Was the floor lava? Flames had spread across the ground as the babies kept on rolling about. Burning trap spreading to all of the dragon's siblings, the hyena shrugged. But as the minutes passed, the burning torture removed itself from the enemy's small bodies.


Trio of creatures looking ready to become one with nature, the hyena's blade made quick work of the opposing forces. Multiple bone shards dropping themselves on the ground one after another, the chimera scooped up the commodities into his currently human palms.


Mt. Aocang the next order of business, the early adult dashed off towards the east. Barely noticeable wind current soon thrusting him towards the bridges of the area, rumbling overtook the area. Infant dragons rolling off towards the edge of the wooden crossing, sweat poured down the soldier's brow. Did he just witness a sacrifice? Surely, he had to have been seeing things.


Ascending the mountain, the chimera could feel his hands begin to slip as he climbed upward. When had his palms gotten so clammy? But, he knew he had no choice but to deal with such. If he had been even one singular bone shard short, a punishment would come his way, for sure.


Lake beside the Adepti's dinner table reached, multiple baby Vishaps reared their spiky heads. Seeing such, the early adult gulped. If he roughed up the area, would the Illuminated Beast who resided here become angry? He would need to leave an apology note if anything got destroyed.


Enemies rolling around the dinner table in the corner, the chimera threw down a flower friend. Silent command thrown the wilting Silk Flower's way, its vines rounded up the dragons ones after another. Creatures tossed into the lake like a pile of pancakes, dinnertime was saved.


But, such had not been the end of the feasting monsters. Creatures emerging from the lake, the early adult placed the claymore in front of him. Palms shaking even more as sweat decorated them, the weapon and the ground met. Monsters ramming him with their spikes as he attempted to grab the weapon, the early adult clicked his tongue.


Attempting to wipe the sweat off, the soldier returned the blade within the palm of his currently human hands. Creatures rolling around in blinding speed, no attacks reached the Vishap Hatchlings. Creatures bumping into one another after their spiraling circle picked up in speed, the hyena slammed the greatsword towards the commotion.


Budding dragons returned to the lake beneath, the chimera's legs joined the party. Ankles tremoring up a storm as he had done such, seven more kicks about ended the job. Wiping the illuminated beast's dinner table before exiting, the hyena studied his map once more.


Map guiding him towards the Dunyu Ruins region, the early adult tilted his head. Why would any Vishaps be near such a place? Reversing back towards the path he came, the stone forest and mountain side were cruised through. Descending the mountains, the hyena huffed and puffed like he had smoked two cigars one after another.


As he descended the next cliffside, the soldier stared at the blazing sky above him. Was it just his imagination, or was his heart beating harder? Wrists hammering about, as well, the early adult gave a cold shoulder to such phenomenon. Right, climbing was a cardiovascular exercise, there was no time to concern himself over such things.


Reaching Tianqiu Valley for the second time of the day, the chimera's legs broke out into a speedy sprint, knees shaking as his dash about continued, the shoulders continued to grow colder. He needed to keep going. He could not allow whatever his body was trying to throw at him to win.


Speeding across the ruins, the early adult kept running south. Dragons peaking their heads out of the ground, like always, Two flower friends joined the party fifteen seconds after one another. Vines melting as the sun beamed over the twin plants, the hyena's eyes opened wide.


Silk Flower and Windwheel Aster disintegrating into nothing, a wave of defeat flowed through the chimera. Was Dendro useless? Unusual heat destroyed nature, indeed. It was almost as if, a much warmer world beyond the normal temperatures could have planetary consequences.


Greatsword his only option, for the time being, the early adult's blade did the talking. Group of enemies launching rocky projectiles his way as he attempted to swing forward, the soldier fell onto his knees. Ground shaking underneath him as the monsters rolled onto their backsides wailing, the chimera rose to his feet.


Blade slipping as the hyena's attempts to fight failed for many minutes on end, sweat poured down the chimera's back like a fountain. Monsters rolling themselves up into a ball once more, the early adult rose his leg up towards the air. Trying with all his might to kick the dragons like they were a sports ball, one enemy was caught into the playing field.


Two dragons punted the blade and two more Vishap Hatchlings shook hands with one another. Twenty more shaky slashes bringing the enemies to their own heated spiky misery, the creatures faded into the ether. Taking the rest of the monsters foot to foot, thirty kicks took the stage.


Final Vishap kicked into a defeated pulp, the early adult puffed a sigh of relief. Was that the last Vishap baby? But as his map beeped again, the hyena let out a sigh. Wasn't the road south of Dunyu Ruins the last area hatchlings usually gathered in? But, the enemy icon proved otherwise.


Next order of business Mt. Tiangheng nearby, the soldier shrugged. He supposed collecting a few bone shards for Her Majesty in this area wouldn't hurt matters. Stepping towards the east, the soldier kept his eye out for any rolling enemies on the stony walkway.


But, as he reached the area after half an hour, the hyena's head had begun to spin. What was he doing here? Why was he in Mt. Tiangheng? Did he need to do something here? He could not help but feel he had mistakenly strolled off the path of Liyue Harbor. Head continuing to spin for minutes on end, questions harvested his mind.


Vishap rolling around besides a statue, the early adult could feel a bubble pop inside him. What is he doing standing around like this? He had to fight the Vishap right away. Creature's head bonking into the statue nearby, the fight was half over before it even began.


Blade doing the rest of the work, the early adult headed west. Head continuing to spin cycles, the soldier swore the sky above him was circling. Slapping his cheeks, the hyena attempted to remain focused. Head pounding with every step of the way, difficulties hugged him from behind.


Enemies taking themselves out as flames coated their bodies, the early adult blinked. The ground was hot enough to boil dragons, wasn't it? Bone collection growing as the world of terrifying fire claimed more victims, Qingxu Pool was upon the hyena. Lake within the area looking ready to boil away, the young soldier prepared himself for anything.


Head beginning to pound harder as more enemies rolled onto the scene, the soldier closed his eyes, for a moment. But, the hyena shot them open, in an instant. What was he doing, letting a little pain get to him? Monsters launching a pile of rocks his way, the hyena swung the blade forward.


Minerals bounced back to their owners, the dragon's heads spun as fast as his own in a matter of moments. Creature throwing itself onto its back throwing a tantrum, the early adult kept his slashes about going. Beast's friend throwing tiny boulders as well, the projectiles boomeranged back around.


Creatures turning towards their backsides, rocky tail swipes had come the hyena's way. Aiming the blade towards their backsides, shields crowded around the enemies. Keeping his fight going, the rocky bubbles vanished after fifteen strikes. Enemy lead into the pool beneath it, one battle remained.


Second baby dragon shielding itself as well, the soldier kept going. Wrists quivering with a fervor, the early adult attempted with all his remaining energy to withstand such challenges. Rocky bubble disintegrated after thirty troubled slashes, the Vishap Hatchling population of the area reduced itself to zero.


High quality bone shards dropping towards the ground, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. He had finally collected fossilized bone shards. But, such celebration was cut short. Enemy icon moving towards Lingju Pass, the soldier curved towards the northern path. The Fatui's work was never done.


Ruins lining up with his fuzzying sight, the hyena could not help but wonder. How had so many vishaps reached so many places outside their usual habitats? But, he supposed the current climate would make any animal or monster go off their normal behavior.


Continuing to head north, the hyena flinched. Why did it feel like someone, or something was pulling his arms and legs continuously? Heat continuing to laugh at him as his northward walk continued, his wrists continued to throb. Tuning everything out, the hyena kept going.


Reaching the ruins within the area, Abyss Mages laughed as baby dragons were caught into their bubbles. Monsters dropped beside fire camp pits, the chimera's eyes twitched. Why was the robed denizen bullying other creatures? Magical water spells removing the creature from the equation, the scene continued playing out like a movie in Fontaine.


Mage looking his way, the early adult let out a weak sigh. Was he about to be the monster's next plaything? He could not allow such course of action to occur. Silk Flower friend's vines combatting the robed enemies various Hydro spells, the dragon hatchlings turned to dust as the battle continued, as well.


Final set of enemies taken out of the picture after forty slashes, the soldier's bone collection increased once more. Map continuing to beep, a wave of fatigue overtook the early adult. The path towards Nantianmen was next? The vishap battles were a sea, never ending.


Heading north for what felt like the tenth time of the day, the wave of fatigue within the hyena intensified. Pinching his arm as he kept walking, the tiredness remained. But, the early adult would not let such weakness win. He had to keep going until no more enemies appeared upon his map, for certain.


Air around him thinning, the soldier's chest leaped for minutes on end. Shoulder only getting colder as the hyena kept attempting to brave the valley, the hyena attempted to perform his breathing exercises. Heart only continuing to beat hard, everything shook like a maraca.


Enemies along the pathway taken out slowly, but surely, the early adult let out a deep huff. Just how much further was Nantianmen? Was it on the other side of the nation? He knew such was not the case, but he felt like it was, at the moment. Multiple dragon hatchlings defeated as the minutes ticked, the area west of the valley was approaching at a crawling speed.


Small region with the large blue branched tree and nature aplenty, the soldier panted up a storm. Was it just his imagination, or had his breath gotten shorter? Vishap Hatchlings rolling around the sealed off domain besides the tree, the early adult's legs erupted into a sprint. But, such dash about halted itself in a matter of moments.


Baby dragons attempting to roll themselves into the sealed domain, the early adult blinked. What were the monsters trying to do? There was no way they could enter into an area warded off by Rex Lapis himself. Blade shaking in his hands as his fights kicked up into speed, the rolling continued.


Creatures whimpering as their entrance way towards the domain beyond was blocked, the early adult's slashes bubbled into overdrive. Emotions running high within the monster's tiny brains, the soldier aimed for the backsides. Distractions looping on repeat, his unlimited bladeworks continued.


Vishap vanquished one after another, a high amount of heat emanated from the soldier's face. Had Liyue gotten even hotter? He swore the world around him had become an oven. Map informing him he must return to the norther stone forest, the early adult blinked of bewilderment. Were the enemies looping back? He supposed he had to keep going.


But, as the soldier had begun heading towards the northeast direction, his breath had begun to fade away. Taking far more effort to inhale and exhale, his head had begun to spin harder and faster. Monsters only getting tougher as the world was a circle, walking straight was an impossibility.


Multiple bone shards collected as Qingyun Peak was nearing once more, the early adult placed his hand over his mouth. Feeling the urge to gag, the soldier closed his eyes. But, the early adult resisted the urge. What was he doing? He had to keep going, no matter what.


Skin burning with every step of the way, the early adult's legs almost became glue. Continuing onward onto the path, the hyena reduced his walk into a drag. Monsters barely taken out of the picture, everything, at all once stung the chimera. Fuzz entering his vision, a haphazard thought inserted itself into the soldier's mind.


Shade, he should go find some shade. Perhaps, just maybe, if he sat underneath a tree for a little while, the burning would cool. But, as he headed towards a tree, the hourglasses' sand reached the bottom. Head spinning faster the world around the chimera blurred.


Vishaps circling around him, the hyena attempted to fight, but such was impossible. Vision nothing but fuzz, the soldier's head continued to spin. Everything pounding as the monsters shook the ground around him, the early adult could himself fall backwards. Body and the grass beneath him meeting, blackness overtook the hyena.


World of unconsciousness readying to take him away, the soldier's eyes shut tight. Mind fading away as his head and chest pounded, one final thought wrapped vines around him. The taller panda chimera, he should have listened to him. He should have tried to stay in the shade.


The world was sweltering.


***


"I have done my part to cool down the elderly,


So, Dr. ------ has dismissed me for today.
Hmm, but I suspect something is
Off around the Qingyun Peak region. Something rather
Unnerving. My gut is telling to go take a
Look. And, so off I go towards the mountain range, as though it is my
Duty. I keep walking south,


Heading for shade as much as I
Am capable. But, as I
Veer off north, I can feel
Everything inside me peak up the


Warning signs. I can feel it within my bones, I sense a medical
Emergency. A sense of major urgency.
Now, it is kicking up faster as I head towards the
Tree. My eyes do not deceive me, do they? Yínlóng's friend is here


Wallowed over, unconscious upon the grass.
I gaze at him, skin bright red. Lifting him up he's hot
To the touch. Ah, no, I should
Have gone with him while he was working, shouldn't I?


He's unresponsive, I must take action immediately.
I must tend to him, urgently.
Maybe it's best I take him into my home, for the time being."


Coming to somewhere unknown, the early adult blinked. Where had he been taken to? Strange room with an unknown ceiling and bed, a wave of unease flowed through the hyena. Wherever he had been taken to, Her Majesty would kill him for sure if she found him somewhere not working.


But, such thought was cut short as a strong wave of tiredness took the chimera way. Unable to keep his eyes open, the soldier could feel himself drifting off once more. No longer able to fight the urge, the world had gone black again as quickly as he had returned to the waking world.


Waking up many hours later, the unknown room taunted him once more. Lowering his eyes into a squint, nothing registered to the chimera. Where was he? He still could not fathom where he had been taken to. Feeling a cold breeze coming from somewhere, the soldier could feel a jolt travel down his spine. Had he been taken back to Snezhnaya? He was in trouble, guaranteed. Words bubbling onto his tongue, everything spilled out.


"Where am I?" the hyena asked forbiddingly.


Hearing soft footsteps entering the room of many mysteries, the soldier squinted harder. Blurry figure in front of him, Siorc reached for his glasses. Slightly fuzzy visible world around him, bewilderment ate the hyena up like a plate of almond tofu. What was Jiaolong doing beside him?


"Ah, good, you've come to," Jiaolong said, relief evident in his voice. "No need to worry, you're in my home." He let out a sigh. "I told you to come find me if you started feeling ill."


Hearing he had been escorted to the taller panda chimera's home, another wave of unease flowed through the hyena. What was he doing, cooped up in a bed in someone else's home? He couldn't stay here any longer. He needed to go back to work right away.


"I can't stay here, sir," Siorc responded, voice weak. "I have to go back to work."


Yínlóng's friend insistent on going back to work despite his condition, Jiaolong shook his head. What a stubborn workaholic, he was. How troublesome. But, he supposed he liked difficult men. He knew he needed to inform him going back to work immediately was not happening.


"My, you can be so difficult sometimes," Jiaolong said, hiding a tiny laugh. "But, I suppose I like that about you." Getting back on track, he cleared his throat. "Ahem, where was I? I can't let you go back to work yet. I suspect you have moderate heat stroke. I need to have Dr. ------ take a look at you to make sure you didn't suffer any organ damage from getting too hot." He then put on a warm smile. "In any case, it's time for your ice bath. Follow me."


Risen to his feet, a sea of questions flowed through the hyena. He needed to take an ice bath? Was any of that truly necessary? Surely, his body would be able to cool off on its own if he were to sleep enough. Guided to a small bathing room with a tub full of ice, the soldier blinked. He needed to sit in that? He would freeze over, for sure.


Jiaolong instructing him to strip, the soldier could feel his cheeks burn. He had to sit in his birthday suit? If the taller panda chimera saw his hideous scars, he'd be disgusted by his body, for sure. Not ready to reduce himself to nothing but skin, he closed his eyes for a moment.


Look of hesitation on the young man's face, Jiaolong placed his hand on his chin. Was he worried about changing in front of someone else? He supposed he understood how he felt. Would it be best to inform him he could keep on some articles of clothing, if he wished? He supposed it was worth a shot.


"Ah, if you want, you can leave on your undergarments," Jiaolong responded. "And don't worry, I'll turn the other way, if you wish."


Removing his shirt, the hyena could not help but wonder. His winter coat, how was it removed? But, he supposed Jiaolong had his ways. Pants removed, as well, the soldier placed his arms across his chest. His scars, no matter how many years were to pass, they remained hideous, as ever.


Head pounding as his thoughts continued, the early adult was guided towards the icy tub. Herbalist panda tending to him while his skinny body laid upon the ice, a wave of tiredness overtook the hyena once again. Feeling himself nod off as the world of ice overtook him, the chimera shut his eyes.


Waking up sometime later, the unknown bed was upon him once more. Fatigue still owning him like property, the early adult placed his arm over his eyes. Why was he still tired? Surely, the ice bath was enough to heal him. Nodding off for what felt like the third time of the day, the dream world invited him back in once more.


Returning to the mortal, waking world after a few hours, a surprise had come his way. Prickly red pigtailed panda chimera coming into his temporary room with the sourest look on her face, the early adult turned his attention towards her. Cold mountain noodles coming into the room, Shénlóng stepped closer, lemon juice practically pouring out of her sour mouth.


"Here! Eat your dumb meal...idiot," Shénlóng said, tacking on the extra word like she was hesitating. "I don't know why Jiaolong cares about you so much!" Plate handed off to him, she she turned her face into the opposite direction, loud hmph overtaking the room.


Cold noodles and chopsticks handed to him, the early adult held back a sigh. Why did Shénlóng have to make such a comment? She needed to keep her thoughts to herself. Jiaolong was a worker within the medical field. If he did not care about people, he would not deserve a job that tended to others.


Gently biting into the noodles, the chimera attempted to not slurp. Meal finished after awhile had passed, fatigue returned with a vengeance. Feeling himself nod off once again, the hyena closed his eyes. World of sleep claiming him for the fourth time of the day, the land of dreams whisked him off to nowhere.


Waking up the next morning, the hyena blinked. Had he slept the whole day away? He needed to get back to work immediately. But, such thought was cancelled in a matter of moments. Snake doctor making a house call, a wave of bewilderment washed him out to sea.


Snake doctor holding multiple medical instruments, the hyena shook with a fervor. Cold, sterile tools were going to touch him? But, he knew he needed to cooperate, no matter what. Metallic heart instrument pressed to his sternum, the soldier closed his eyes. Why was every single doctor tool so cold?


Strange sticky objects placed onto his forehead, the soldier closed his eyes. Snake coiled around the man's neck hissing as strange observations were made, the sea of information flooded out of him. Whatever medical terms the snake doctor had been saying, they had flown over his head like a cicin in the open wilderness. Various other tests done one after another, only one round of information made sense to the chimera.


"Luckily, none of your organs seemed to have sustained any damage," the snake doctor informed him.


Hearing his vitals had not suffered any sort of damage, the soldier could feel the work mode switch flip on inside him. If such were the case, there was definitely no reason for him to stay cooped up in bed prison. He needed to inform the snake doctor he had to go back to work right away.


"Then, please, I need to go back to work," Siorc begged, voice slightly strained.


But, a protest had come his way immediately. Doctor advising against it, and informing him he should rest until tomorrow, the soldier let out a sigh. Did he really need to continue staying in bed prison for the rest of the day? Surely, that was completely unnecessary. Serpent around his neck telling him to as he's told, the hyena surrendered.


Snake doctor soon exiting the panda's abode, the chimera let out a sigh. He supposed the only thing he could do was sleep until he was permitted to return to work. Staring at the ceiling for awhile, the early adult could feel himself nod off for what felt like the tenth time in the past twenty-four hours.


Waking up sometime in the evening, the early adult rubbed his eyes at the sight before him. Pink ponytail panda dressed all rosy, the chimera lowered his eyes into a squint. Why was Qiulong walking towards him? Burying himself under the covers, the soldier turned away, for a moment. Panda in pink calling out to him, he turned towards her. He supposed it was rude to look away.


"How are you feeling?" Qiulong asked.


Heat within him completely removed from within him, the early adult blinked. Should he inform her he felt alright, at the moment? But no such words would leave his lips. Remaining silent, the hyena gazed at the young panda woman's eyes. There was no way he could say anything.


Qiulong studying him, for a moment, the soldier's eyes wandered towards the wall. Why was she looking at him? But, he supposed Jiaolong asked her to look after him while in bed prison, for the time being. Tilting her head, she broke the room's silence once more.


"Hmm, well, you look okay, but Jojo would know better than me," Qiulong admitted, shaking her head. She then changed the subject. "It was really hard to cut those locks off your uniform, Plumdrop. Shena had to give me the strongest sheers in the house!"


Hearing such a ridiculous nickname, the early adult groaned. Plumdrop? What kind of name was that? But, as the next round of information solidified, the chimera blinked. Qiulong cut the locks off his uniform? He supposed he would have to thank her for that. Placing his hand underneath his lips, the soldier moved his hand forwards towards the panda in pink. Gratitude coming her way, a smile appeared on her face.


Qiulong soon asking if he wanted to play Genius Invocation, the soldier nodded. He supposed playing a quick game of cards would make his moments in bed prison go by faster. Temporary deck handed to him, the two engaged in card battles, for hours on end. Night rolling around as the fun kicked into overdrive, a wave of tiredness eventually overtook the chimera as the room grew silent. Nodding off, one final thought rolled a pebble in his fading brain.


He needed to return to work tomorrow.


***


"Nothing is doin' lately. I'm in
Overwhelmin' amounts of pain.


Nothing to do but stay in bed, can't move, can't swim.
Over in my dream world, Xuanwu


Has informed me of what's been happenin'. My dream
Eyes twitch at what he's telling me.


'I am eroding, young one. I am
Sorry. You're going to be in pain because of me.'


Eroding? Yer kidding me. Eroding. The god tortoise I am named after, he can't be
Rottin'! Archons, do somethin'. I feel
Overwhelmed with pain. How unmanly of me. I need t'
Do somethin'.
'Is there anythin' I can do?'
No, don't shake yer head, please. I
Gotta do somethin'. I need to


Help preventing this erosion. Anythin'
Erosion, it's the end for immortality. I gotta do somethin'!
'Linggui, young one, there's likely nothing you can do. I am quite an old god.'
Please don't say that, he's always here, he can't jus' go away like that. Wait,


Mr. -------, maybe he knows somethin'. He's knowledgeable 'bout
Every god. I gotta ask him! As soon as I get outta my bed, I'm busting out the questions!"


Waking up the next morning, permission to go back to work was granted to him. Knowing the Agent definitely expected him to report to Northland Bank, the soldier exited the home of unknown location. Liyue Harbor about half an hour away on foot, the soldier had begun walking. But, as he reached the main city, alarm bells rung in the soldier's head at the sight before him.


Fèng and Linggui standing within Wanwen Bookhouse, the alarm bells struck harder within the hyena's mind. Linggui's face white as snow, the soldier could feel himself on high alert. Had the heat made him ill, as well? Otter twins looking as though they were begging for help, the soldier backed three steps away, whatever they were discussing was no business of his. But, the volume around the book booth increased. Unable to tune out the conversation, the chimera attempted to not have big ears.


"Mr. ------, Xuanwu told me he's erodin'. I don't want him to suffer," Linggui said, deep pain evident in his voice. "Please, sir, ya know how to combat erosion don't ya? I need yer help!"


A ghastly encounter bewitched the book booth.


Phantom man appearing next to Linggui, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Floating next to the manly otter chimera was a translucent looking man. Long curly white hair that went down to his chest with two loose cowlicks on the top, pointy, elfen ears, and light blue eyes, the soldier squinted as his eyes gazed the lower portion of the man's body. Pure white hanfu sporting a turtle shell with a snake popping out of it, the hyena blinked. Was the tall brunette in the presence of a god? He could not help but feel this was the case.


"Please, sir, I don't want to bring intense harm to my host," the one apparently referred to as Xuanwu stated. "Could you find it in your heart to assist in delaying my erosion?


Fèng stating something similar about a person named Zhuque, the early adult headed off towards the bank. He needed to stop poking his business into something that had nothing to do with him. Soon reaching the institution of blood, sweat, tears and money, the soldier searched for the Agent.


Agent informing him he has to fight the god of all Vishaps, Azhdaha today, the early adult's heart skipped a beat. Was he hearing things correctly? There as no way he would be able to fight such a monster. He recalled in his stolen childhood, his father's notes stated the dragon was sealed away by Rex Lapis. But, he knew he had no choice but to follow orders. As he prepared to leave the bank, however, another round of information had come his way.


Told that if Azhdaha was not available, he would have to fight normal Vishaps instead, the soldier let out a sigh. He supposed, no matter what, the Fatui always had their backup plans. Knowing he had to leave for Nantianmen right away, the hyena prepared to head towards the western most exit of the harbor.


But, as he walked past the pharmacy, the taller panda chimera jolted towards him. Wrist gripped into a soft lock, the chimera let out a sigh. What else could he have possibly wanted from him? Didn't he have pharmacy work to attend to? Joint still held tight, he turned to face the herbalist man.


"Ah, wait, don't go out yet. I'm supervising you today," Jiaolong said in a stern voice. "Somehow, it's gotten even hotter in the past forty-eight hours. I want to make sure you stay hydrated and don't have a relapse."


Knowing he could not refuse, the soldier nodded. Jiaolong informing him his boss told him about the Azhdaha job, as well, the party of two walked towards the western exit beside the pharmacy. Small mountainside walkway with ancient statues passed by, the hyena could feel sweat pour down his back. Liyue had gotten hotter, indeed.


Feeling like he was being baked in an oven with every step he took as the path around Dunyu Ruins was taken, the early adult took a deep breath. How could any living being survive in such conditions? But, he supposed the few people out and about in the nation knew how to manage the high outdoor temperatures.


Tianqiu Valley crossed through, the early adult could not help but ponder. How would he even locate Azhdaha? Wasn't he sealed away? The seal with Liyuean writing next to the odd tree in Nantianmen, there was absolutely no way that would come undone. Strange tree soon approaching, the soldier kept his expectations at the bottom of the barrel.


The world flipped upside down and reversed inside out as the hyena stepped towards the seal.


Seal undone, the soldier could feel his heart sink. Who could undo such a thing? Stepping towards the domain behind the formerly locked sigil, the hyena could hardly believe his eyes. World behind the closed doors completely empty, doom loomed over the soldier's head.


Azhdaha, where could he have possibly gone? The large brown dragon of Liyue mythos, him being missing certainly could not have been a good thing. But, he knew he could not search for him. Backup plan running around in his mind, the hyena waved his hands around like a headless chicken. Taller panda taking notice, questions had come his way.


"My, what's the matter? Let me take a look inside the domain for a moment," Jiaolong said. Stepping away for a moment, his face was painted a new shade of silver as he returned from the domain. "How troublesome, the seal locking the door was broken." Hand on his chin, a look of deep concern painted his eyes. "We'll have to inform ------- about this later. For now, your boss informed you to fight other Vishaps instead, no? I'll lead you to them."


Hearing Jiaolong state his backup plan, the hyena blinked. Just how much did the Agent tell him? But, he supposed how much he knew didn't matter. Taller panda chimera leading him to the first group of Vishaps, the early adult prepared himself for any long walk ahead.


First bigger dragon still within the same location, the early adult rolled up his sleeves. Large monster crackling with electricity, a wave of uncertainty flowed through him. The Geovishap was wielding Electro? How was that even possible? Jiaolong soon wielding a bow, the fight had begun.


Flaming arrows coming the monster's way, the soldier attempted to throw down a flower friend. But, such attempt was an utter failure. Silk Flower friend blasted to smithereens from a large blast of energy, the soldier snapped his fingers. He supposed, he needed to time better.


Sparks soon coming his way, the early adult attempted to dodge. But, no such evasion ever came. Electricity taking him for a ride, the hyena grit his teeth. Why was he making so many mistakes already? He needed to get back on track. Taller panda chimera's flaming arrows continuing to gather momentum, he placed the greatsword in front of him.


Aiming for the muscles in front of him, the chimera swung the claymore with a fervor, spikes caught into the spark fire, arrows continued to join the party. Taller panda chimera tossing down his burning herbs, as well, the fight curled into his favor quicker than the young soldier could blink.


Jiaolong performing the final blow, the monster had become one with nature. Bone shards dropping on the ground, the chimera raced off towards the spoils. Soon informed more lurked within Nantianmen, the party of two walked towards the next batch of enemies.


Vishaps adorning Hydro and Cryo powers, the chimera blinked. The dragons, had they been able to wield every single element known to man? If such were the case, Geovishap was a terrible classification for the species, for sure. Pyro and claymore taking the stage, the monsters had quick work made of them.


Multiple Vishaps spotted within Tianqiu Valley, as well, the hunt was on. But, the nifty guide of Vishaps and Where to Find Them was short lived. Two enemies zapping with electricity by the mountains, the chimera got on the defensive. Flower friend taking the stage, silent commands had come the Windwheel Aster's way.


Jiaolong adding his flaming arrow to the mix, Dendro and Pyro shook hands. Muscular dragons taking a combined hit, a scream overtook the area. Keeping the tag team going for many minutes on end, more draconic monsters had been vanquished. Second set within the valley taken out with layers of teamwork, the chimera's proxy orb beeped within his pockets.


Vishap icon moving towards Mt. Hulao, the chimera blinked. Would scaling a mountain in such heat truly be alright? Surely, Jiaolong would not approve of such a thing. Taller panda chimera grabbing ahold of his wrist once more, he held back the urge to sigh. He supposed he should have seen it coming he would be stopped.


Water canteen handed to him, a five minute water break wedged its way forward. Sipping the water within the cannister, the group of two proceeded towards the northern direction. Reaching the mountains after fortty-five minutes of walking, a line up of monsters poked their heads along the mountain range.


Meaty dragon adorning teal colors around its body, the hyena let out a gulp. The Vishap in front of him was Anemo? If such were the case, he was definitely going to be in trouble. Dendro and Anemo did not react to one another. Gusty wind punch coming his way, the chimera ducked for cover.


Wind punch connecting with his stomach, the early adult flinched. Was the Vishap trying to knock all the air out of him? Flaming arrows coming the monster's way, the soldier attempted to wing the situation. Surely, his flower friends could do something of note on the battlefield.


Dendro only doing a fraction of the damage, the taller panda finished the deed. Next monster Anemo, as well, multiple strikes had made the enemy reach its end. Higher quality bone shards dropping upon the battlefield, the party of two kept walking.


Set of two Vishaps actually wielding the powers of Geo, a sea of difficulties flowed through the area. Defense becoming rock tight, shields devoured the area. Swiping his claymore around the rocky encasing, the defenses were down after twenty-five strikes. Fiery bullet rain finishing the job, no more enemies remained within the area.


Feeling sun beam down on him far sharper, the soldier broke out into a teeming sweat. Had it only gotten more sweltering since he stepped into the mountains? The world was an oven, and he was the cake inside. Inquiries soon coming his way if he was alright, the hyena nodded. There was no way he could complain and trouble Jiaolong any further. The heat, he had to bear it, no matter what.


Seeing the young man sweating buckets, a sea of worry flowed through Jiaolong. Was he truly alright? He knew the young man tended to bend the truth by nodding to avoid complaining to others. Taking out a rag, sweat had been wiped off the man's brow. Truthful, or not, he supposed it did not matter.


"I hope you are not lying to me," Jiaolong said, sighing. "In any case, I believe we must head for Cuijue Slope next."


Cuijue Slope his informed next order of business, the hyena blinked. Just how far had the Vishaps scattered themselves throughout Liyue? But, such thoughts were cut short as he descended the mountain. Heading south for awhile, the common path travelled was taken once more.


Monsters parading around the slope, multiple enemies were quickly taken out of their misery with Dendro and Pyro combined. Guili Plains the next order of business, the party of two headed towards the east. But, as the area had been reached, a peculiar sight caught the soldier's eyes.


Large dragons bursting into flames letting out a howl towards the sky, the chimera's knees buckled. How was this even possible? Heat was the true monster amongst the pages of battle. Readying to put out the horrifying fire, the early adult stepped up to the plate. But, such platter never came.


Blue haired bookworm walking by the monsters doing a mid air flip, water swords surrounded the young man. Circling blades dancing around his short body as his sword made short work of the monsters, a battle cry had soon been shouted to Celestia above. Telling the enemies to witness the power of Guhua, watery swords threw themselves upon their targets like a catalyst.


Hydro and blade combining as one, the enemies had soon become one with nature. Seeing such, the soldier's mouth dropped wide open. The bookworm was quite the impressive fighter. He could not help but feel himself glow green at such. He could never match such prowess. But, such praise was short lived as the bookworm whined out about something insignificant.


"Now my books have gotten all wet," the bookworm complained.


The hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. What did it matter if his books had gotten wet? That was the least of his problems right now, for sure. Such complaint soon left the playing field as another Vishap took the stage. Enemy looking far tougher than the last two, the soldier dashed off towards the young man. There's no way he would be able to face such monster off by himself.


Enemy's defenses locked tight, the hyena let out a pant. What in the world was this monster's shield made out of, titanium? Jiaolong's arrows only slowly chipping away at the monster's shield as well, triple triad struggles broke a straw off his back. Continuing to vanquish the shield, the party kept the momentum going.


Monster remaining on the defensive, the shield had been chipped slower with every hit. Bookworm unleashing his sword art for the second time, water blades attempted to turn the tables. Barrier breaking as time droned on, a weak spot soon revealed itself. Moist swords aiming for the stomach, a loud crash flowed through the area.


Vishap flailing onto its backside, the triple triad tag team performed the final blow together. Claymore, burning medicines and aquatic blades finishing the deed, another set of bone shards dropped upon the battlefield. Spoils of dragon war soon collected, the bookworm left the area.


Rest of the monsters in the area taken out of the equation, one final area remained. Dashing off towards Sal Terrae, the rock dragons loomed over the water. Jiaolong's arrows knocking the creatures into the ocean nearby, the soldier turned to face the opposite direction as the dragons dropped to the bottom like a pile of rocks.


No more enemies on board, the early adult prepared to head back for Liyue Harbor. But, such action was quickly halted as Qiulong dashed towards the God of Salt's remains. Young panda woman out of breath as she approached her brother, concerning words rolled out of her mouth.


"Jojo, Plumdrop, there you are!" Qiulong exclaimed, panting. "Something weird is going on in Wuwang Hill!"


"Ah, Qiulong, Wuwang Hill has paranormal activity all the time, this should not concern you," Jiaolong responded. "It would be best to leave such issues to the exorcists, no?"


"Jojo, it's not paranormal, I swear!" Qiulong exclaimed, right arm spread out. "We should check it out!"


Jiaolong finally convinced after the second exclamation, the party of three dashed towards Stone Gate as fast as their legs could carry them. Reaching Wuwang Hill at lightning speed, the soldier could hardly believe his eyes as the sights presented themselves to him.


Multiple masked off Hilichurls surrounded with ghostly flames, the early adult's heart skipped three beats. What in the world is going on around Liyue? Pitch black face of nothing letting out a scream as flames consumed them, the hyena placed the greatsword in front of him. He needed to fight the strange phenomenon, for sure.


Multiple Hilichurls knocked around, flames continued to consume the monsters. Panda siblings attempting to bring their bows to the table, as well, the wisps kept growing as the minutes raged onward. Primitive creatures knocked back countless times, the fight kept going.


Monsters taking multiple hits but not showing any signs of defeat, the early adult broke out into a sweat. The faceless Hilichurls, were they immortal? He recalled hearing a rumor some monsters within Teyvat could not be killed. Were these enemies one of them? Hearing a laugh on the wind, the ghostly hills joined in on the guffawing about.


"You think you can win against us?!" a voice shouted within the faceless Hilichurl body. "We, the dragons of long gone, refuse to lose!"


Spirits removing themselves from Hilichurl bodies, the early adult let out a scream. Pitch black dragons surrounded by ghostly flames, the soldier covered his eyes. Where had this ghost come from? But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. He was in Wuwang Hill right now, of course there were supernatural beings here.


Dragon lunging towards him, pitch black flames bathed the hyena's uniform. Ghostly fire freezing rather than blazing, the early adult let out another scream. The black fire, why was it cold? Logic and sense were as dead as most of the gods who fought in the Archon War.


Ghostly flames bathing Qiulong and Jiaolong, as well, the struggle kept going. Smoke from the realm beyond the living soon overtaking the area, visibility was zero. Dragon creature letting out a laugh as the world was devoured by smoke, the fight curbed in the enemy's favor.


Smoke increasing every minute, the hyena's legs shook. Just who was this ghost dragon? How did they have powers beyond the grave? He needed to try and find the monster's weak spot, no matter what. Sea of blackness not dissipating for minutes on end, fighting back was an impossibility to be had, for sure.


Greatsword and elemental arrows missing every step of the way, a wave of unease flowed through the hyena. If he were unable to land any attacks on the dragon, he would be trapped in Wuwang Hill, for sure. Attempting to rely on muscle memory, the chimera closed his eyes.


But, such was an utter failure. Smoke clouding his mind, as well, no attack had come the enemy's way. Black hillside only getting darker as more puff clouds entered the area, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the battlefield. There was no way he could win. The smoke had reigned supreme.


"Time to go!" a voice shouted.


Funeral Parlor director dissipating the smoke around the area, the young woman's ghostly expertise made quick work of the ghastly dragon from beyond the grave. Enemy screaming this isn't the end, the chimera gulped. Trouble would soon return to Wuwang Hill, for sure.


Young woman soon singing about multiple clients, the hyena jumped seven steps away. Whichever clients she meant, he was not going to be one of them. Maskless Hilichurls soon catching her attention, her songs continued. Paying her absolutely no mind, the soldier stepped back towards the panda siblings.


But, as he had done such, the soldier could feel himself wobble. Was it just him, or had Liyue gotten even more humid since reaching the hillsides? Jiaolong catching him as he were about to fall, stern words had come his way. Informed he would be returning to his home for today, no protest had been brought to the table.


Stepping back into the panda's abode, the same room as previously had been left to the chimera. Given a bottle of water, the soldier gulped the jug down like it was his last supper. Eventually feeling tired, the soldier slumped into the temporary bed. But one question looped on repeat as the world of dreams called him back in.


Why was Liyue still so hot?


***


"I just don't get it, truly. I really just


Don't understand you lately, Your Majesty.
Obtain "earrings of the gods," really? Is this what you're


Now after? This makes absolutely no sense.
Obtaining the "earrings of a god",
That couldn't possibly be something I can do.


Ultimately, this will fail.
Now, I truly do not understand. I
Do not get it, if this what you were after all this time, why have me gather bone shards?
Everything is a mystery. Was this the means of a distraction for the
Real mission you wanted from me?
She should have just given
This to me from the very beginning.
Ah, why do I feel like this mission was tacked on at last minute?
No, I shouldn't question Her Majesty. I need to get to work.
Diplomacy is key to successful living."


Waking up the next morning, peculiar orders had been relayed to the hyena. Agent busting into the panda chimera's home, an unusual set of demands had been made of him. Subordinate informing him, he must gather the earrings of the four gods, the soldier rose an eyebrow. Why the earrings of the gods? But, he supposed he did not have a choice.


Supposing the tall brunette might have clues in regards to the apparent godly earrings, the early adult headed for the harbor city for the third day in a row. Sun beaming down upon his head, the soldier could feel sweat bathe him dirty. How could the nation of contracts still be sweltering? Surely, the heat wave had to have cleared out by now.


Heading for Liyue Harbor was a mistake of the ages. Spiky, blue haired exorcist standing in Third Round knockout with multiple paper charms, the early adult's eyes opened wide at the sight before him. Exorcist looking ready to attack Fèng who was in very minimalistic feminine clothing, the hyena prepared to run to their side. What was this young man doing? If he planned on attacking them, he would have to go through him first. Standing in front of the otter, his body acted as a shield. Such act was not taken kindly, however.


"Excuse me, sir, but I am in the middle of an important exorcism right now," the exorcist said, hint of irritation in his voice.


Moving out of the way, the soldier folded his left hand into a fist. He was in the middle of an exorcism right now on a living, breathing person? Had the heat fried his brain? Surely, he could see that he was making an incredibly huge mistake. Exorcist doing hand symbols as he chanted multiple rituals, a soul had split itself from Fèng's body.


Petit, feminine looking spirit with short, shoulder length dark red hair, pointy elfen ears and bright vermillion wings with a crimson shirt to match, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. How in the world had such a spirit lodged itself within Fèng's body? But, such had not been the true problem on board.


Pitch black ghostly dragon split out from the vermillion winged spirit's body, shock shot down the chimera's spine. Another undead enemy had made its way to Liyue? Look of absolute malice on their face, fear nibbled on the cartilage of his ear. Something sinister was about to go down, for sure.


"You. Exorcist, how dare you split me out of that god's body!" the malicious dragon ghost shouted. "That little god's soul that sits inside you does absolutely nothing!" The beast ghost let out a roar. "Let me keep them! That soul is mine now!"


"You don't know anything!" Fèng barked back. "Zhuque doesn't sit around inside me and do nothing! We have a contract!" Their fists shook rapidly as they said such.


"Contract smontract, don't care!" the ghost dragon shouted. "If you don't give up your god to me, I'll have to take them by force!"


Extreme amounts of energy leaking through the ghost dragon's translucent body, a portal opened up from underneath it. Feeling himself sucked into the vortex, as well, Fèng and he were soon carried elsewhere. Large white room with a petrified tree in the corner, the monster let out a roar. Enemy screaming once more that Fèng's god would soon be theirs, the chimera unsheathed his claymore.


Dragon attempting to breathe a pillar of smoke, the soldier dashed behind the enemy's tail. Swiping the creature's backside, the hyena let out a battle cry. This time, for sure, he wouldn't let someone else fight his battles for him. Gaining an advantage as the backside continued to expose itself, victory smiled upon the hyena.


But, such advantage was short lived. Ghost dragon turning itself around, smoke broke through the domain's spaces. Dashing away from the sea of blackness, the hyena turned towards the otter chimera. Why were they just standing there not fighting? Mouthing the word help, an excuse had come his way.


"Siorc, I'm useless without Zhuque!" Fèng shouted, knees shaking. "My Vision barely works if they're not here!"


Fèng's Electro Vision pitch black, the soldier took a double take. Was Fèng unable to use their vision if the spirit that resided inside them was not present and accounted for? Otter attempting to channel electricity failing, he supposed it was best to take their word for it, for the time being.


Continuing to struggle for minutes on end, smoke continued to grow throughout the domain. Visibility decreasing with every given moment, the hyena's was ready to tear out locks of his hair. What was with the malicious black dragon and smoke? He needed to find a counter strategy immediately.


Such counter strategy never came. Another portal ripping through the domain sky, the feminine spirit proclaimed as Zhuque and Linggui had soon joined the party. Seeing the second half of the otter twins about to reunite, the soldier rose an eyebrow. How did Linggui get here? But, perhaps the spirit next to him had done all the work.


"Fèng, sorry I'm late, it's hard to navigate the world when I'm separated from you!" Zhuque shouted. "Linggui's come by, too!"


Spirit floating towards Fèng, Linggui with a pained look on his face dashed onto the battlefield as well. Seeing such, a wave of concern flowed through the hyena. Was it really alright for him to battle like this? But, he supposed he should hold his judgements.


Feminine spirit returning within the confines of Fèng's body, their vision soon regained color. Turtle shaped marked blown up the black ghostly dragon in a matter of moments, the soldier threw down a flower friend. Electro taking the stage, as well, the smoke upon the battlefield dissipated slowly, but surely.


Fèng soon asking their spirit to allow them to fly, electric wings spread across their back. Claymore in their hands, they plunged downward towards the ground. Burst of electricity pouring out like a phoenix, the malevolent dragon's unlife had been turned upside down, in an instant.


Continuing to plunge downward with electricity of judgement, the ghastly enemy soon weakened. Linggui's book of spells taking center stage, the hyena added his blade to the mix, as well. Final blow dealt between the trio, the dragon returned to the world beyond the grave.


Door to the outside world soon appearing, the trio soon returned to Liyue Harbor. But, as they walked through the city, the twin's spirits extracted themselves from their host's bodies once more. Apparent gods looking his way, the soldier broke out into a sweat. What did they want from him? Whatever it was, he knew he could not disobey.


"Fèng, this might just be my intuition talking, but purple kid here needs one of our earrings," Zhuque informed.


Linggui's spirit repeating the same information, the early adult blinked. How in the world did the gods inside the otter twins know such information? But he supposed gods were omnipotent and all knowing beings. Twins sifting through their back pockets, a set of phoenix and tortoise earrings were dropped into his right hand.


"Ya need some of our earrings for yer evil Fatui boss?" Linggui asked, chuckling. "Alright, here ya go, I'll give ya one of 'em." But, another round of information had come his way.


"Young lad, you have three others collect," Xuanwu explained. "Although, lest you run into the owners of the other artifacts, prepare for battle."


Spirits returning within the otter twin's bodies, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Had Liyue cooled down a little? Maybe he was just imagining it. Knowing the job was not done yet, the hyena pondered. Where could the other earrings be? But such food cart of thought was interrupted as the taller panda chimera jolted onto the scene.


Taller panda chimera informing him something was amiss in Mingyun Village, Fèng and Linggui joined the party. Running through the city's exit west of Bubu Pharmacy after what felt like the third day in a row, everyone headed north. Guili Plains dashed through as well, the abandoned area was soon nearing.


Unfinished houses within the chimera's line of sight, the chimera could not help but wonder. what could possibly have been so out of place that they had to run there? But, there was no reason to question such. The taller panda's judgement calls were never wrong.


Village soon reached, a familiar sight mixed with unfamiliarity took the area by a heat storm Pulao, Chiwen and Qiongqi looking ready to scream in agony, the chimera could feel a wave of pain flow to his partially human stomach. Had something happened to the other otter siblings? Something was not right, indeed.


"Pulao, Chiwen, Qiongqi, you might not like to hear this," Fèng said, taking a deep breath. "But, this guy right here needs a set of your earrings."


Such was met with immediate criticism, however. Azure dragon, yellow dragon, a white tiger monsters separating themselves from the triplet's bodies, the hyena backed four steps away. The other otters had god spirits inside them, too? But, as he gazed at them, something felt off kilter by ninety degrees. Deities looking as though they did not coexist peacefully within their hosts, the chimera let out a gulp. Shout soon taking the stage, the tides reversed.


"Not happening!" the white tiger shouted. "You want 'em? Then you'll have to fight for them!" Standing behind their host, Qiongqi was forcefully pushed forward.


"Stop, Baihu! I don't want to fight!" Qiongqi shouted. "Quit controlling me! You're getting the award for worst god ever!"


"Silence, vessel!" the god proclaimed as Baihu shouted.


Azure and yellow dragons absorbing themselves within their host's bodies as well, protests had been laid upon the gods, as well. Enemies not listening to their hosts in any meaningful way, the battle had soon begun. Pulao's god dragging her forward, a world of ice had come the chimera's way.


Look of pain on Pulao's face, a wave of guilt flowed through him. Fight the god taking control of Pulao's body? There was no way he could do such a thing. If he had hurt her in the process, he would never forgive himself. Smallest otter chimera's ribbons glowing as the dragon took full advantage of hotel otter population one, the chimera jumped two steps back.


Closing his eyes, the early adult kept jumping back. Jiaolong, Fèng and Linggui tapping out of the fight, as well, no attacks had come the dragon's way. Had the party of three been on the same side as him? The soldier had hoped so. Dragon soon sneering, arrogance took the stage.


"Mortals are so pathetic! Don't wanna hurt my poor little host?!" the azure dragon jeered. "Weak! Pitiful!" But, a protest had come their way.


"Qinglong, stop, please, you're hurting me!" Pulao cried. "Don't do this to me!"


"Hmph, fine, brat, I'll separate from you for now, happy?!" the god proclaimed Qinglong shouted back. "Vessel, you're such a baby!"


Dragon separating itself from Pulao and other deities following suit, the hyena threw down a flower friend. There was no reason to keep the protector gloves on anymore, he had to get to fighting. Electricity, fire and hydro spells taking the stage, as well, the elements edged their way to getting a leg up on the earring race.


But, such soon reversed backwards. White tiger's legs filled with Anemo energy, the kick of a lifetime removed the wind from him. Multiple windy kicks turning him onto a ragdoll upon the atmosphere, the hyena closed his eyes. Tossed around like ball, his possibly human rear was tossed onto the ground with brute force.


Clenching his bottom, for a moment, the soldier hissed. Tigers were quite the fast creatures, indeed. Turning his attention towards Linggui, Dendro and Hydro soon shook hands. Seeds breaking loose upon the ground one after another, Fèng ran up towards them. Pods hyperblooming into an explosion, the dragons and tiger were taken into the grassmines of doom.


Pyro arrows melting the azure dragon's ice shots one after another, Jiaolong kept his side of the battle going. Barrage of weapons raining their way after seven attempts, one of the gods was taken out of the picture. Attention turned towards the yellow dragon, as well, his flaming sharpshooters collided with the thundering fury.


Linggui marking a turtle symbol upon the electrified dragon deity, the static around them electrocuted for seconds on end. Book of spells drenching the deity as the fight kept ramping up the speed, the yellow beast soon surrendered. Tiger the only remaining obstacle, the party of four went all out on the offensive.


Pyro, electro, hydro and dendro shaking hands, the tiger lowered itself to their knees. Surrendering, the yellow dragon in the center of the three stood upon their feet, looking ready to make a decision, the soldier turned towards the rogue deities. Whatever was about to happen, he knew he needed to prepare for the second coming of an even tougher fight to come.


"Vessel, hand purple kid the earrings, already, hurry up," the yellow dragon demanded.


"My, my, Huanglong, must you demand such of me? I'm your host! Not you!" Chiwen responded, hint of aggravation in aer voice. Ae then sifted through aer pockets. "Stranger, can you come here for a sec, please?"


Dragon and tiger earrings handed to him, the early adult lowered his eyes into the squint. These god earrings, they looked like any normal jewelry. What did Her Majesty want these for? But, he supposed he could not question such. It was no business of his. Job reaching its end, the chimera attempted to exit the village, but a reminder had come for him in a matter of moments.


"Pulao, Chiwen, I just remembered something really important!" Qiongqi blurted out. "We need to quell Azhdaha! Race you to his current location!" Feet running in place, the tallest of the otters dashed northward.


Dragon and tiger spirits soon returning themselves within the triplet's bodies as Qiongqi had begun running, pained screams released from Pulao and Chiwen's throats. Pulao shouted Siorc's way to pretend he didn't hear that, the early adult nodded. Right, he didn't hear that. He definitely heard absolutely nothing of the sort. Fèng and Linggui chasing their cousin, everyone else soon followed suit.


Running through Jueyun Karst, the hyena kept his eyes opened. The dragon known as Azhdaha, could he have been within the area? No traces of him anywhere, the hyena placed a bookmark in such idea. Perhaps, just maybe, if he kept an eye out, he would be able to find him.


Nothing but a road slightly burned as Qingyun Peak was traversed through, the early adult placed a bookmark in such discovery. Had something burned the ground upon touching it? Very suspicious indeed. Fiery footsteps along the entire path of the peak, the hyena kept a mental log deep inside him.


Grass around the mountains with Mt. Aocang burned to a crisp, Qiongqi kept running towards the east. Hearing a roar off in the distance, the soldier listened carefully. Could Azhdaha have been nearby. He knew he needed to keep searching.


Gigantic quadruped spiky brown dragon with glowing red eyes, orange horns, and a tree for a tail stomping around upon a grassy dome in the corner, the bed of nature burned up in a matter of moments. Lawachurl beside it fading into the ether as fire engulfed it, the hyena's eyes opened wide. Was this the Azhdaha that had escaped the clutches of his domain? Area west of Mt. Aocang far more sweltering than anywhere else, sweat decorated the hyena's only remaining shirt layer.


Godly Vishap letting out a loud scream as his eyes glowed red, the monster stomped towards the five otter chimeras. Tossing a bed of flames their way, the quintet dodged the bullet faster than the enemy could dish it. But, such was called into protest as the rock monster's fuel as fired even more.


"Baise family, your gods cause me nothing but eternal suffering, and pain!" the godly Vishap shouted. Stomping on the ground once more, the world around him lit up like a candle.


Otter family being struck with the pin of blame, the party of five rolled up their sleeves. God spirits within them yelling choice words that will remain unrepeating for the general population to see, elements took the stage. Jiaolong stepping up to the plate, as well as he charged a pyro arrow, the soldier's Silk Flower friend added itself to the brigade of elemental creatures.


Godly Vishap burrowing into the ground, its tree tail shook everything around it. Liyuean symbols appearing in the battle dome as the creature kept its head underneath the surface, the soldier attempt to remain grounded. There was no way he could fall now. He had to stay on top of the fight.


Enemy poking its head from the ground after two minutes had passed, the septet prepared themselves. Qiongqi's legs infused with Anemo energy, he dashed upon the battlefield. Pulao's icy ribbons and Chiwen's electricity joined together, a pyro arrow had become the fourth layer of the elemental chain reaction.


Linggui taking his tome of spells out, and Fèng's electricity joining forces with his twin, the soldier dropped down the final touches. Anemo, Cryo, Electro times two, Dendro, Hydro and Pyro making music together like a certain group of seven rookie idolish people in another universe, the concerto of elements took center stage.


Enemy soon burrowing underground for the second time, the soldier fell onto his knees. Ground shaking for minutes on end, the six remaining standing warriors dropped upon the grass, as well. Lifting themselves to their feet, the fight kept going. Losing was not an option.


Pulao blasting a large amount of icy energy towards the rock dragon, the enemy had been a frozen popsicle waiting to thaw. Chiwen dropping balethunder upon the monster's head, the anemo run of a lifetime soon cornered the monster once and for all. God of all Vishaps looking weak, the final blows were ready to end the rampage once and for all.


Slashing the greatsword forward, the soldier let out a battle cry. Dragon continuing to shout the otter family caused him eternal suffering for minutes on end, the hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. Did he have to keep on saying that? I was almost as if ones and zeroes determined such line to be the only thing he could say. Barrage continuing, the final strikes were upon him.


Turtle mark soon laid upon the rocky dragon, Linggui's magic book of spells delivered nasty blows upon the creature. Dragon soon sinking onto its knees, a shout more predictable than the next light novel coming out in Inazuma had been served to the otter family upon a rocky platter.


"This won't atone for my suffering!" Azhdaha shouted, but he soon faded away.


Pair of horns dropping on the ground, the hyena stared at them, for a moment. Why did the God of all Vishaps drop his horns when he was defeated? But, he supposed he should hand them over to Her Majesty as a bonus gift. Scooping up the object, it was placed into his bag.


No one celebrating their victory, a sea of complaints flooded the area. Otter triplets bursting into tears stating many things were hurting, Jiaolong took to the call of action. Fèng and Linggui leaving the scene, as well, the area soon grew quiet. Closing his eyes for a moment, the soldier prayed to the Geo Archon he wasn't supposed to worship.


Prayers sent to the gods above to heal the otter triplets, the early adult stared at the burned up ground around him. Perhaps, it was time to report back to the Agent. Removing his Teleport Waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket, the early adult highlighted the waypoint within Guili Plains. Area soon reach, he sped off towards Liyue Harbor Heading for the bank, the red stairs were ascended.


Agent waiting for him, the chimera handed off the bag of bones, earrings and horns to his subordinate. Masked agent counting every single bone and earring, the hyena let out a gulp. If even one bone shard was missing, he would be in trouble, for sure. But as the mask made unseen eye contact with him, he swore he could see a smirk around the edges of his invisible face.


"Excellent work, soldier," the Agent lauded. "I am willing to let the lock incident slide. You're hereby dismissed. Return to Snezhnaya by the evening."


Agent mentioning the lock incident, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. He supposed he was lucky such was being pulled under the bank rug. If Her Majesty had heard of it, he would be in deep trouble, guaranteed. Bowing, the soldier exited the bank. But a surprise soon awaited him as he stepped down the red staircase.


Panda chimera running towards him out of breath, the early adult tilted his head. Why was Yínlóng running towards him? Eyes of deep concern soon on him, the soldier gave eye contact. What was with the worried look on his face? He supposed he was about to find out.


"Oh, there you are, Siorc, I found you!" Yínlóng exclaimed, panting. "Jiaolong told me what happened to you the other day! Are you okay?"


Hearing Yínlóng's concern, the early adult's mouth practically dropped open. Why did Jiaolong tell Yínlóng what happened. Where did patient confidentiality go? Knowing he couldn't nod his way out of this one for a sufficient enough answer, the hyena prepared himself to speak.


"I am fine today," Siorc responded. "I am heading back home now." Such was protested in a matter of moments.


"Hey, no! Don't go just yet!" Yínlóng shouted, hands waving about. "Let me make you some iced tea first!"


Guided towards the teahouse, the hyena shrugged. He supposed he wasn't getting an option to refuse. Chilled bamboo shoot tea brewed in front of him, the early adult took a sip. Frozen delight hitting his tastebuds, the early adult put on the tiniest of smiles. The tea, even iced was delectable, like always.


Bowing a thank you as he finished the final sip of the chilled tea, the early adult opened the teleport waypoint proxy orb into map form. Reaching the military barrack hallways after a split second, the soldier headed towards the steel walled room. But, as he stepped inside, a sea of thoughts flooded through him.


Walking around in a circle upon the icy cold floors, the sea of thoughts became a tidal wave inside him. The Baises, were they secret Gods within Liyue? He could not help but feel they had to have been, for some reason. But, such had not been the end of the questions inside him.


The secret gods, could the pain they had been experiencing have been the cause of Liyue's temporary heat problems? But, the hyena quickly pushed such thought away. He was overthinking it, for sure. Although, such did not end the ocean of inquiries inside him.


Her Majesty, just what did she need fossilized bone shards for? But, the chimera shook his head. He supposed whatever they were for was no business of his. Wave of tiredness soon overtaking him, the early adult removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Glasses soon removed, as well, the hyena slumped into the uncomfortable bed. World of sleep about to take him away, one final thought looped on repeat as the world of dreams knocked on the door.


Just how many hidden gods were there in Teyvat, truly?

 

[Palamon]

7. Veluriyam Mirage Investigation 1: The Scorpion's Bottle

"Are my eyes deceiving me? On


My uniform drawers
Is this notebook, something is
Really fishy here.
Am I being sent on another recording mission?
Great. Another unknown place,
Everything is breaking.


Do not know what's in store for me, but I must remain
Obedient. But, a
Mirage domain?
Ah, Your Majesty,
I am confused. What does that mean?
Nothing makes sense to me.


Regarding a mirage, how will I
Even know I have found one?
Aren't they an illusion?
Look, this request makes no sense.
Look, I need it to make sense,
Your Majesty.


Yes, none
Of this makes any sense.
Ultimately, I must find this domain.
Relatively speaking, it could be in Sumeru. A


Mirage domain. I see now,
Ah, yes, Sumeru perfect.
Just have to look the rainforest.
Surely, I will find it there.
That's where it has to be.
Yes, I am certain.


I am absolutely certain.


Do not doubt this possibility.
Of all places, I should start here.


Nowhere else.
Obviously, I could be wrong,
That much, I am certain.


Guess if such,
Everything is trial, error
Tribulations.


I must succeed,
That's my key to keep living."


Dreaming continued its never ending cycle of torment within the hyena's adult Fatui life. The parade of anguish would keep going, marching to the beat of its own snare drum, reversing back towards the beginning of the celebrations every single night. The circle of doom would continue in the night before him, as well.


Before him was a bed of Sunyata Flowers. They were light blue, and glowing towards the nighttime sky. Seeing such, the hyena could not help but wonder. Had the dream world taken him to the oasis within the Girdle of Sands? He could not help but feel such had to have been the case.


Laying down beside the flowerbed, the chimera let out a blissful noise. Perhaps, just maybe, nothing tormenting would happen today within the dream world. Pari flittering about in their personal paradise, the soldier kept lounging about. Peace was a rare luxury to be had, for sure.


Fairies of the oasis landing beside the flowers, the glowing plants blossomed into full bloom. Seeing such, the hyena put on the tiniest of smiles. The land beyond the mortal, waking world was beautiful, with many discoveries abound. Surely, nothing terrifying awaited him today.


Paradise was about to be lost.


Hearing a loud roar off in the distance, the hyena's dream knees buckled. Was a monster about to rear its head within paradise? Placing himself into a sitting position, the hyena prepared himself. Any dream minute now, a battle within the subconscious world, guaranteed.


Loud dashing noises overtaking the area, the early adult let out a gulp. Was the monster already about to make its moves? If such were the case, he needed to fight, no matter what. Pari floating away for safety as the dashing footsteps only continued, the soldier stood to his feet. If the fairies of the oasis land were scared, the dream was about to get tormenting any moment now.


Whiffing up the scent of simulated fire from afar, the soldier let out another gulp. The monster, had it already begun to make its moves? Flames off somewhere in the distance, shouts overtook paradise. Footsteps only coming closer, the early adult placed himself in a battle stance. This dream time, for sure, he would fight all threats before him. Shout picking up seed, chaos flipped a coin on the heads side.


"You brute! Stop burning everything!" a Pari off in the distance shouted.


But, such was a quick, and utter failure. Monster continuing to incinerate the dream world around it, the hyena's confidence had begun to drop like a tac on the floor. The monster was Pyro, he was doomed, for sure. Fighting spirit dying like all the defeated gods in the Archon War, the hyena's dream knees buckled.


But, the hyena snapped his dream self out of it. What in the world is he getting terrified for? The Pari needed saving. There was no subconscious time within the not reality to hesitate. Readying himself to leap into action, the chimera attempted to sprint, but such action was impossible.


Currently hyena legs chained down to the ground, the chimera's dream eyes opened wide. He was a prisoner. All he could do was stand by. Stand by and watch, as the monster destroyed everything; burned the world around it, decimating the Pari as sacrificial lambs to the dream gods above.


Tiny fairy screams overtaking the area, one Pari after another burned into nothingness. Fairies in the area reduced to piles of ashes, the chimera let out a scream. The Girdle of Sands denizens were decimated. Their hidden paradise would soon be lost to a world of fire.


Monster soon coming the chimera's way, the soldier turned his attention to the fairy killer. Strange, bright red beast with a skull for a head, the hyena could feel his dream heart sink into his subconscious stomach. Just what kind of enemy was charging towards him? He had never seen such a thing in the mortal, waking world.


Enemy dashing towards him as the dream seconds sped themselves up, the early adult's dream teeth chattered. The game was over, he would soon become a pile of ashes upon the ground, guaranteed. Flowers around him set ablaze, the soldier attempted with all his might to be freed from the chains around him.


Such was a quick, and utter failure. Locks not budging, an invisible white flag was waved upon the battlefield. It was over, his burning fate had been predetermined. Monster leaping upwards, its claws were on the offensive. Pillar of flames baking them hot enough to broil, the chimera closed his eyes. The game was over, he was the next target.


Flaming claws and the chained prison soon meeting, a simulated scent of melting metal overtook the area. Flames quickly spreading, the soldier's currently hyena legs were toasted, roasted; monster food. Fire quickly spreading as it travelled upward, the soldier's body become one with the grassy land beneath him.


Bed of grass soon engulfed, as well, the soldier closed his eyes. Defeat hugging him from behind, a sea of thoughts broke loose through the hyena. Safety had left him behind, torment hugged him tight, paradise had died. One final flame torching his back into toast, one final thought stung him from the side.


Fire was still terrifying indeed.


***


"Well, I suppose if
Her Majesty wants me to seek out the mirage domain, I
Evidentially, don't have a choice.
Right, I am Her Majesty's pawn.
Every time she wants me to explore somewhere it's to get


Concrete information out of me, and
Out of me, only.
Unless her other soldiers do the same, but I feel this is not very
Likely. No, it's not likely at all. But, this
Domain, Veluriyam Mirage,


That name does not sound familiar to me.
How does Her Majesty even know of
It? That, I do not know, but I suppose
She has her ways around all sorts of information. A


Mirage domain,
I don't understand this, truly.
Ruminating on this won't help me.
After all, time is not a virtue in this cold breeze.
Guess this is only something I can do.
Even the Agent is not here today.


Does that concern me? Honestly, no, not really.
Overall, he just orders me around. The person who delivers
My orders.
All and all, this time
I am doing this solo.
Now, a long investigation will be upon me once I locate this


Bygone domain I have never heard of.
Even so, I must locate it, guaranteed. Or Her Majesty will kill me."


The sound of morning alarm bells roared about with a bombastic explosion. As the alarm bells continued to shriek with a discordant uproar, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in unison like a morning choir in the church of Mondstadt. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal in the permafrost north.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from especially deep slumber. Upon waking up for the morning, a scream bounced off an around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the chimera knew he had to get over such. Dreams were not reality. Peace of mind obtained, the soldier rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform melted onto his partially human person, a mystery had caught his bespectacled eyes. Small black and white notebook where his rations would usually be, the hyena tilted his head towards the ceiling. What was a notebook doing here? Pushing the leaflet aside, for now the soldier continued getting ready for the workday at hand.


But, as the chimera closed the buttons on his uniform, the early adult turned his attention towards the leaflet of Dendro creation once more. Why was there a notebook in here? But, he supposed he would find out soon enough. Reaching for his jewelry and accessory box, the soldier grabbed a set of his prized possessions.


Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching black hearts adorned the chimera's hair and ears. Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, as well, the early adult walked around in a circle upon the frozen floor. Just what was about to await him this time? Whatever Her Majesty could have possibly been planning, he knew it could not be a good thing.


Heelless shoes on, the chimera had finished the morning routine of dressing the body. Heading back towards his uniform drawers, the hyena placed the notebook in his currently human hands. But, as he read the cover title, the early adult titled his head towards the ceiling once more.


Reading the words, Veluriyam Mirage Investigation Log a sea of questions flowed through the hyena. The what now? A mirage? He had never heard of such a place before in all his years of living. Not even his parents notes in his stolen childhood had records of such location ever existing.


Reading the notebook's title once again, the soldier could not help but wonder. Could the pages in the log have any hints about the mirage within? He supposed it was worth a try. Bending the cover back, the early adult gazed at the first page within the records of nothing. Instructions written in Snezhnayan writing as usual overtaking the first few sleeves of knowledge, the chimera read the note carefully.


"You are to find the mirage domain and record your discoveries within. Fix anything that might be broken here," the note in clear Snezhnayan writing said.


Reading such note, the soldier's heart skipped a beat. A mirage domain, where could such a thing be? Opening the proxy orb into map form, the soldier highlighted the Sumeru section of the map. Perhaps, just maybe, the domain of many mysterious awaited him in the Dendro Nation of Wisdom? He supposed such was a worth a shot.


Spotting three domains within the Apam Woods area of the map, the chimera dragged his finger towards the southern eastern diamond shaped waypoint. Coordinates of Sun and Rain highlighted, the hyena closed his eyes. Surely, such domain had to have been the right one. But, as the fast travel was about to come to an end, one final question poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


The mirage domain, if he were to locate it, what would await him?


***


"Well, this is just fine and dandy.
Here I am, inside some unknown cave, hoorah!
Ezrek, this is your fault, again.
Really, why can't you just accept we're alive,
Even though we're artificial beings?


Another day, another denial that Valaha and I exist.
Man, I am starting to think


It is best we just disown Ezrek.


Looks like Ezrek won't ever
Accept us. And now, here I am
Somewhere I don't recognize!
This bottle sucked me in, and shazam!


Inside this weird mirage world, I am. And


Right as I tried to venture out, Valaha disappeared.
Eh. I might as well stay put.
Maybe it is best I venture later.
Even so, with me here,
Many snakes will plague this land
But there is nothing I can do to
End this, with my appearance, serpents shall
Rear their heads.


I have no control over this.


Well, I suppose Valaha does not, either.
As an artificial doll with
Snake summoning capabilities, I can do nothing.


For I am nothing but a snake charmer,
I am nothing but a doll.
Guess such is the consequences of living once more. But.
How will I get out of
This place? This,
I do not know. I do
Not have a singular clue.
Guess it is best to not disturb the denizens within.


My presence here will only serve as a disturbance
Yes, that much is the truth.


So, any snakes that appear in the land,
I cannot vanquish them, I must
Be hidden within this
Land unknown to me.
I must remain
Nowhere that'll lead to a problem.
Guess I'll just rot here, like my long gone original body."


Upon reaching the underground areas of Apam Woods through the Teleport Waypoint, the soldier gazed at the blue door in front of him. Prying the doors open, the chimera took a long deep breath. The Coordinates of Sun and Rain, could this have been the mirage domain? World of darkness overtaking him for a moment, the soldier waited for the possible new world to await him.


Large rainforest-like room with spiraling vines and a strange green dome in the center, the hyena tilted his head towards the ceiling. This domain, just what was it? He supposed he would have to continue to explore, for the moment. Surely, this was the mirage world he was told to find.


Peculiar plant with an orange gem at the top of it, and bouncing mushroom, the soldier hopped upon the oddity to behold. But, such had not been the end. Second plant holding such object, the early adult gazed upwards towards the sky. Circular object with a green core in the center floating above him, the hyena turned his attention towards the Dendrograna in the corner.


Summoning the spirits within the tiny tree, the soldier could not help but wonder. Did the spirits have to insert themselves into the floating rings in order to continue? He supposed such could have been the case. Closing his eyes for a moment, the hyena's human hand became a hyena paw. Acting as though he was scratching the air, the spirit flew towards the targeting object.


Second ring soon emerging, the early adult repeated such process. Orange gem soon surrounding him as it had been freed from its green orbed prison, the chimera hopped upon the springing mushroom for the second time of the day. Orange door with three keyholes soon upon him guarded by Eremites, the early adult let out a sigh. He supposed he would have to fight the possible simulations to continue.


Possibly not real Eremites throwing sand balls as their defeat had arisen, the soldier placed the orange gem within the keyhole. But, as the first object inserted itself, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Was there three? He supposed he would have to find the other two before continuing.


Two others soon located as the soldier made the trip around the domain, the chimera returned to the possible door to mirage land. But, as the lock twisted, a rock threw itself upon the battlefield. Nothing but a bunch of Eremites patrolling around a bright orange room that looked like a bulb plant, the hyena shook his head. There was no way this was the mirage domain Her Majesty was looking for.


Knowing he had to leave immediately, the young soldier dashed off towards the exit. There was no way he could stay here a second longer. He was in the wrong place. He was wasting time, for sure. Doom toll spreading a banner across the wall that read challenge failed, darkness overtook the hyena's vision once more.


Returning to the outside world, the early adult returned his proxy orb to map form. Tapping the domain towards the west, the chimera read the next name carefully. The Tower of Abject Pride? Surely, if he were to climb up to the top of the tower, the mirage world would await him. Pressing the teleport button, the hyena closed his eyes.


But, as he entered the domain, nothing but a small staircase towards the center of a room with a strange tree off in the distance awaited him. Dark red key appearing in the center as he approached it, the early adult tapped the odd phenomenon. Could this be what would lead him to the mirage domain? Such, however, was proved incorrect in a matter of seconds.


Fungus among him springing up around him everywhere, the chimera let out a yelp. Where had these monsters come from? There was no way he could fight them; he was unarmed, unready, unguarded. Enemies bouncing towards him, the soldier dashed off towards the exit. He had to get out of here immediately, for sure.


Slamming the door shut behind him as he exited, the hyena gazed at the next location within the woods area. Reading out the name The Dark Valley, the soldier's legs erupted into a speedy sprint. Surely, the third domain would be the right one. The number three was a good luck charm of the world. This one had to have been the one, for sure.


Veering off towards the right, the soldier kept running. Woods blistering behind him as the hyena kept rushing about, a wave of confidence flowed through the hyena. This time, for sure, he would find the mirage. Confidence leaking through the roof, the next domain door was soon upon him.


But, as the chimera entered the valley of darkness, the third whammy had appeared upon his invisible board game. Large room with nothing but a gigantic orange bud room in it hosting Eremite simulations, the hyena snapped his fingers. He had reached his third failure, he needed to get it together. Her Majesty could be watching.


Exiting the strange battleground room, the soldier cruised through his map for the fourth time of the day. Domain waypoint close by, the early adult read out the name. Fragment of Childhood Dreams? He supposed a mirage could exist within a fragmented dream world. Resolute on his decision, the hyena pressed the teleport button.


Strange forest room awaiting him, the chimera let out a sigh. Was this domain going to produce the same result as the first one he ventured through? But, he knew he had to explore. The choice was not his, if he wished to keep on living. Running through the desolate woods of dreams, fungus among him bounced on the ground floor.


Springing mushroom awaiting him, the chimera took the leap of faith. Far apart rooms only accessible through the four-leafed grappling hook from afar, the soldier let the sigil lead the way. Similar green barrier locking an orange gem underneath it, the early adult shook his head. The dream world was not the mirage, guaranteed.


Returning to the outside world once more, Siorc allowed a sigh to escape his throat. Why was locating the mirage domain so difficult? But, he knew he could not give up so easily. Death would await him if he were to surrender. Domain Waypoint within the Mawtimiya Forest, the early adult highlighted the next location, but as he had done such, a name stuck out to him.


Reading out the name Under The Umbrella's Shade, a wave of bewilderment nibbled on the hyena's ear. Underneath a shade? Wouldn't such be referred to as a penumbra? But, the soldier snapped himself out of such thinking. He needed to focus. Entrance soon upon him, the soldier opened the door. But, as he entered the world hidden behind sealed off by the leylines, he swore the gods were laughing at him.


Nothing but a battle dome awaiting him, the early adult shrugged his shoulders. There was no way this domain was it, either. Studying his map once more as he exited, the next domain waypoint was soon highlighted. Steeple of Ignorance behind closed doors, the hyena stepped into the next failure waiting to happen.


Another room with nothing but a key in the center waiting for an adventurer's guidance, the chimera turned his heelless shoes in the opposite direction. Why was he wasting his time entering the wrong location? But, he knew, he had to keep looking through every closed off area within the rainforest. Surely, one of them had to have been it.


Highlighting the Waypoint to Spire of Solitary Enlightenment, the chimera prayed to the Dendro Archon he was not supposed to worship the world beyond the doors was the mirage domain hidden away by the world. Taking a long deep breath, the soldier pried the entrance wide open.


Yet another room with only a key awaiting him, failure hugged the chimera from behind. He had reached his sixth whammy. Any more, and his life would be over, in an instant. Returning to the outside world, the early adult allowed another sigh to escape his partially human esophagus. A mirage in the rainforest, just how stupid was he? There was no such thing.


Coming to such conclusion, the early adult pondered, for a moment. The desert. Perhaps, he should look through the Great Red Sand instead. Surely, just maybe, the mirage domain was within this area. Map out in front of him once more, the hyena searched for a domain within the humid world of sand.


Red Desert Threshold located west of Aaru Village, the hyena hit the teleport button. Door to the unknown deep underground within the Abdju Pit, the hyena placed his hands into a praying position. Surely, at least one of the hidden off rooms had to have been the entrance to the mirage land.


Small, sealed off room with a glowing red challenge totem, a failure rope tied itself around the early adult's ankles. Had he stumbled upon some sort of prison? He had to leave immediately, if such were the case. Dashing off towards the place of which he came, the map studying continued.


Coming across a location known as Garden of Endless Pillars, an oil bulb went off in the chimera's head. A forest within the desert, surely, that was the mirage world awaited him. Knowing such had to have been a possibility at hand, the soldier would not falter as he pried the doors open.


Desolate rainforest room with a towering ceiling, a wave of bewilderment ate the chimera up like a plate of Fateh. What kind of room had he just entered? But, he supposed he could have been within the world of the mirage. He had to continue exploring, just in case.


Jumping upon the springing mushroom, a peculiar light blue walkway awaited the soldier. Stepping upon the slanted walkway, a world of far apart rooms was the only destination. Four pointed star grappling hooks everywhere, the hyena was brought to the other side in a matter of moments.


Random challenge soon awaiting him, a banner appeared across the ceiling. Words reading, "collect the Dendro particles" the early adult could feel his knees begin to shake. He had to complete a challenge? If such were the case, he needed to speed to it immediately.


Fourteen green balls collected one after another as a timer ticked on his wrist, the hyena panted as if he had run a marathon. Being put on a strict time limit was not his forte, for sure. Next room soon awaiting him, a translucent walkway laid beneath his feet.


Next room reached after about three minutes, the early adult gazed at the rooms from afar. How was he supposed to reach the final destination? Leaping upon the springing mushroom beside him, a strange circular stump with symbols on it was soon upon him. Ride lifting him upward, the final destination was nearing.


But, as the early adult reached the last room, failure breathed down his ear. The world was a fungus battle ground. There was no mirage here. Time wasted for what felt like the tenth time of the day, the soldier reversed back towards the entrance. But, as his finger cruised off towards the next domain waypoint, an epitome shot its sniper rifle.


Room entitled the Altar of Mirages, the hyena rose his right index finger upon the air. This one, surely, it had to have been the mirage domain he was looking for. Closing his eyes as the fast travel began, the early adult would not falter. Stepping inside the possibly correct location, the chimera pumped his fists together.


Such place was wrong, as expected, like a certain romantic comedy. Small room mostly locked away hosting another challenge, the early adult let out a frustrated grunt. Why were there so many domains in the world that hosted challenges? There was no way the adventurers of the world would walk around the badlands and conquer them all. Returning to the outside world, the hyena let out another frustrated noise. If the last domain within the desert was not the right one, he would throw in the towel twice.


City of Gold soon reached, nothing awaited the chimera upon entrance. Realizing such, the hyena waved an invisible white flag. It was impossible. There was no way the mirage domain awaited him here, guaranteed. But, he knew, he could not give up. He had to keep going, or his life would be over when he returned to Snezhnaya.


Gazing at the Khaj Nisut from afar, another idea solidified within the chimera's fading human brain. The Girdle of Sands. Perhaps, just maybe, the mirage domain was around there. The population of the area was miniscule. Surely, an undocumented location within the area had to have been the mirage domain. Returning to the surface, the soldier bolted into a speedy sprint.


Dashing through the Khaj Nisut, the hyena kept running. The Tunigi Hollow within the Girdle of Sands, surely, the mirage world had to have been there. The Oasis, perhaps, just maybe, there was a some sort of entrance deep within the swampy waters. Confidence flowing in him like water, the soldier kept running.


Running past the Debris of Panjvahe, the early adult picked up the pace. Soon, the mirage would await him. The hidden world beyond the desert would scream out to him to enter any minute now. Veering off towards the Three Sand Canals, the hyena kept pushing forward. The search would soon be over; any moment now.


Border between the Desert of Hadramaveth and Girdle of Sands closing in, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Was the reaper gazelle out and about? If ve was, he knew he needed to be vary of ver at all times. Stepping into the area, the familiar footsteps soon overtook the area.


Onur soon cornering him, sweat poured down the hyena's back. Was a gazelle's hearing far stronger than his own? He supposed such was possible. Every chimera had different levels of hearing strength. Reaper gazelle spinning vis scythe behind ver, the soldier gulped. Was a desert showdown about to take the stage?


"What aaaare yoooou doing iiiin myyyy territory?" Onur asked, scythe behind ver. "Goooo awaaaay."


Siorc let out a sigh. There was no way he could let the reaper gazelle push him around. He needed to search for a domain in the desert. This could not be his stopping point. Knowing he could not address such with words, the early adult placed his hands out in front of him. Palms laid out flat besides his shoulders, the hyena curled his fingers for a moment. Pointing his index and middle finger towards the subject, the hyena turned his right palm towards the side. Mirage signed on private display, he proceeded to fold his right hand with only the index finger sticking out. Palm underneath his chin he moved it towards the bottom of his ear. Opening his palm once more, he placed it beside his chest. Desert signed as well, he looked into the gazelle's eyes. But, an immediate answer had come his way.


"Miiiirage domaaaain? Noooope, there iiiisn't one!" Onur exclaimed, palm out in front of ver. "Noooow, geeeet oooout of myyyy territory!"


Knowing if he stayed any longer, a fight would break out, the early adult turned his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction. He supposed it was best to not venture forward, or he would be on the gazelle's soul reaping list. Racing back towards the Three Sand Canals, the hyena paced about on the sediment beneath him.


As his pace about continued, a sea of thoughts crashed at bay. The Girdle of Sands did not contain a mirage domain. Where could it have possibly been? No ideas coming to him, the early adult continued circling around. As the minutes washed away, an idea prickled him like a cactus.


Ghandarvha Ville. Surely, the furry eared man would know where the mythical mirage domain is located. The forest watcher leader, he had to have known Sumeru better than anyone. Last resort adding a bullet onto the battlefield, the soldier highlighted the waypoint closest to the area.


Reaching the area closest to the treehouse, the early adult dashed off towards the springing mushroom. Leaping upward for what felt like fifteenth time of the day, the hyena ran through the wooden walkway. Reaching the furry eared man's abode in less than a minute, the soldier caught his breath.


Stepping into the treehouse, the soldier observed the room for a moment. Jiaolong nowhere to be seen, the early adult rose an eyebrow. But, he quickly shrugged such budding thought off. It was no business of his what the taller panda chimera's chaotic work schedule entailed. Furry eared man chopping up mushrooms by his desk and Forest Ranger Trainee studying, the early adult attempted to step outside. But, a voice soon called out to him before he could stage his exit.


"I already heard you enter," the furry eared man called out. "Is something wrong?"


Knowing there was a possibility the furry eared man would know about the mirage domain, the soldier removed the notebook from his back uniform pocket. Turning the leaflet around, he pointed at the title on the front side. Keeping his finger there for many seconds, he looked into the forest watcher leader's eyes.


Hand soon on the furry eared man's chin, the hyena blinked. Did he have to think about it? He supposed it wasn't a name that was easy to recall. Pointy ears on his head soon moving around, the soldier kept his attention on him. Surely, a positive answer was about to come his way.


"The Veluriyam Mirage? I haven't heard of that place," the furry eared man responded, shaking his head. "So, I can't help you, sorry."


Hearing the furry eared man's rejection, the soldier lowered his head towards his shoulders. The forest watcher leader didn't know where it was, either? He was out of leads. There was no possibly way he would find it now. But, another person had soon come to his rescue.


"The Veluriyam Mirage? I've been there!" The Forest Ranger Trainee exclaimed. "But, I can't remember how I got there, sorry!" She clapped her hands together into an apologetic stance before she continued speaking. "Although, someone from Mondstadt recently told me there's been an influx of snakes within domains! Maybe it's moved there!"


Bowing a thank you, the hyena opened up the proxy orb into map form. The Veluyiram Mirage, maybe it had indeed moved to Mondstadt. He supposed anything was possible. Touching the four pointed star in the corner, the chimera tapped the first section of the map. Nation of Freedom landscape in front of him, he dragged his finger off to the right.


Pressing the teleport button on Eagle's Gate, the early adult pumped his currently human fists together. This time, for sure, he would find the mirage domain. Entering the first hidden temple within the Nation of Freedom, confidence soared through the roof. The mirage world would soon await him, guaranteed.


Nothing but snakes awaiting him behind the door, the soldier quickly exited as soon as he arrived. The trainee was right. Serpents laid dormant everywhere. Figuring the gateway was not truly as it advertised, the soldier teleported to Temple of the Lion.


Hidden Temple of Mondstadt containing nothing but snakes as he traversed through, the chimera shook his head. No mirage domain, nothing. He supposed, checking the Temple of the Wolf was his next best bet. Paradise of serpents littering the secret world behind closed doors, as well, the soldier exited the area.


Temple of Falcon coming up empty as well, the hyena prepared the white flag. But, the early adult cancelled such surrender. Why was he attempting to give up now? There were still a few domains within the nation of freedom that could have contained the mirage within. He needed to keep going.


Teleporting to Midsummer Courtyard next, the early adult cracked his knuckles. The second he stepped foot inside, snakes would await him. Serpents slithering around the famed adventurer's challenger room, the hyena rolled his eyes to the ceiling. Nothing but snakes here. He was wasting his time.


Cecila Garden a viper paradise all the same, the chimera grit his teeth. Where had this snake outbreak come from? Had Kígyó done something to anger the siblings again? But, he supposed the current reptilian outbreak was not his problem. Gardens a flop, as well, the hyena returned to the outside world after what felt like the twentieth time of the day.


Only domain left within the nation being Forsaken Rift, defeat loomed over the hyena's shoulder. If the last one was not it, he knew he would have to report to Her Majesty he was unable to find it. Knowing his hours were numbered, the early adult rolled up his sleeves. He needed to snap out of it; he could not let the possibility of failure dissuade him.


Stepping into the final hidden world behind the doorway, the triple whammy slapped him down on the ground. Nothing but large snakes towering towards the ceiling awaited the chimera. Strange white tree hosting only the exit door, the early adult prepared his surrender. But, a saving grace soon overtook the area.


Lang and Kylling entering the hidden room of marvels, water weapons at the ready, the serpent practically the size of a red two story dog from another universe crashed downward towards the ground. Challenge looking about completed, the early adult prepared to step towards the strange exit in the corner, but fingers soon shot his way like a sniper rifle.


"Kylling, look!" Lang exclaimed, pointing. "The Fatoosy's here!"


"Fatuus, Lang," Kylling corrected. "Hey, buster, this is our bounty! You can't have it!"


The early adult held back the urge to sigh. Did it look like he was trying to reap the rewards of the sheep and goat's target? Such was not the case. He needed to correct the course of action right away. Veluriyam Mirage Investigation Log out in front of him, he pointed to the words on the front cover. Puzzled looks on the couple's faces, defeat washed over the hyena. Rejection was about to come his way, for sure.


"The Veluriyam Mirage? You should ask the knights about that!" Kylling exclaimed. "Lang and I ain't know nothin' about that kinda place!"


Lead given, the soldier bowed his head. He supposed asking the Knights at Headquarters wouldn't hurt. Exiting the domain, the early adult highlighted the waypoint within the capital city of Mondstadt. Dashing off towards the staircases, the early adult prepared himself for another possible rejection.


Stepping inside the Knight's of Favonius main office building, the early adult took a long, deep breath. Any minute now, and the guards on patrol would escort him out. Acting Grand Master's office door open, the soldier stepped inside. Surely, the temporary head of the organization would have answers.


Acting Grand Master a slave to her paperwork, the hyena placed his hand over his chest. Why was she always stuck at her desk with mountains of a workload? Someone needed to help her out before she overworked herself. But, as he blended in with the atmosphere, the person he least wanted to have an encounter with lined up with his field of vision.


Pyro Elf Girl of Doom sitting down at the candle lit desk in the corner, the chimera's eyebrows twitched. What was the Spark Knight doing here? She would cause trouble any second now. Perhaps he should run. But, he knew, he cannot. He had to ask the Acting Grand Master about the mirage domain first. Eyes soon on him, he showed the young woman the notebook.


"The Veluriyam Mirage?" the Acting Grand Master asked. "I'm sorry, young man, but I've never been there." But, the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom soon interrupted.


"You're going to see Aunty Desert?!" the Pyro Elf Girl of doom asked excitably.


The hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. Aunty Desert? If this person was related to the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom he wanted absolutely no part of her. But, he knew he could not discard such lead. Perhaps, just maybe, this person was the key to finding the Mirage Domain. Taking a deep breath, the early adult allowed words to escape his throat.


"Yes, young lady," Siorc responded, voice barely audible. "I am." He turned his head towards the opposite direction. What an absolute waste of words.


"Yay!" the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom cheered. She then looked into the hyena's eyes. "My mom says to go to bottleland, you have to say a magic spell in the desert!"


The early adult rose an eyebrow. Bottleland, what kind of name was that? Absolutely ridiculous. This young girl had no idea what she was talking about. But, he supposed if the domain was locked behind a certain phrase he should trust what he was being told. Phrase written down, a location had been provided, as well.


Location listed as a place within the Desert of Hadramaveth, the soldier pressed the teleport button immediately. Reading out the apparent magic spell out loud, the soldier sighed. There was no way this was going to work. The Pyro Elf Girl of Doom was playing games with him. But, as the seconds unraveled, a peculiarity took to the sandy streets.


Floating in the air was a bottle. Seeing such, questions flowed through the hyena. Had a Jinni lost its way? He supposed such could have been the case. Tapping the glass, the early adult tilted his head. Was the creature within sleeping? But, as he had hit the object, a strong gale force pushed him forward.


Bottle's lid soon popping off, a force like no other had begun to suck the hyena in. Blinding light soon engulfing him as the force kept going, the chimera closed his eyes. The bottle, where could it have possibly been taking him? Knowing that, any moment now, he would be somewhere unknown, one final question wrapped vines around him.


What would await him on the other side?


***


"So, notebook, looks like we're not in Teyvat anymore.
Unless this secret domain is still within, but I
Cannot help but feel this place is hidden.
Knowing Her Majesty, she knew where this place was all along.
Even so, I know she would have just
Directly told me.


She expects I discover such place myself.
Of course that's it. She would never give
Me the answer. Her notes are always vague.
Each and every time, I know it's on purpose.
Well, it is what is, but at least I
Have finally made it here, the Veluriyam Mirage.
Even though it took most of the day I have found it.
Really, it was that terrifying
Elf Girl of Doom who told me. I suppose I should be grateful.


Unless this place is not truly it.
No, I shouldn't doubt this. If the
Knights knew she pranked someone, she would be in trouble.
No way she would purposely state the wrong location.
Obviously, this is it.
Well, it's time to begin investigating. I have
No time to waste. Her Majesty could be watching."


Bottle taking him to a rather strange place, the hyena observed the area around him. Peculiar damp cave with grass, a wooden walkway, and strange plants that looked like lollipops, the hyena stepped forward onto the pathway. Boxes with emotive faces everywhere and candy laid out in the open, confusion slurped the chimera up like a plate of noodles. Where in all of Teyvat had he been taken to?


Colorful birds looking ready to eat Zaytun Peaches nearby, the chimera lowered his walk into a tiptoe. If it were the avian creatures feeding time, he needed to leave them be. Spotting a bridge in the corner, the early adult looked off towards the distance. Was it just him, or were there people off to the other side? Perhaps he should investigate further.


As the hyena traversed the bridge, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Large decorative overpass with a rainbow mosaic decoration, the soldier blinked. Just where was he, exactly? Wherever the Veluriyam Mirage truly was, it most certainly was not Teyvat. Three red and white striped poles holding up colorful triangular banners, the early adult took out his notebook. It was best to start recording right away.


Reaching the middle point of the bridge, strange faces he had never seen before stood out to the hyena with a circular grass patch adorning tall orange flowers. Two young women stamping their feet eyes wandering, the chimera turned his attention towards them. Four eyes soon on him, the soldier observed the duo in silence.


Standing on the left side of the circular grass field had been a young looking woman who was practically thirty centimeters shorter than him. Feeling like a giant, the early adult bent his knees, for a moment. The young girl had long light brown hair pulled back into a ponytail that went down to about her chest. Light green eyes hidden beneath a pitch black mask and light grey winter jacket almost a meter too big on her, the soldier turned his attention to the top of her head. Large rat ears looking ready to filter out sound around her and long tail behind her, Siorc turned his attention towards the person next to her.


Standing on the right side of the flowerbed had been a young woman far taller than the rat girl adjacent to her. The young woman lady had long light orange curly hair that went down to about her chest. Spiraled twintails practically poking out of her cat ears, the chimera blinked. Was this cat woman related to Ryś in any way? But, he shook his head. He was jumping to conclusions. Red outfit with poofy sleeves matching her bright crimson eyes almost exactly, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Was he imagining things, or were the young lady's pupils in the shape of flowers? Sharp claws and peculiarly translucent green wings behind her, the hyena ended his examination. But, something else soon caught his eye.


Young rat lady holding a large gun behind her back, the early adult let out a gulp. But, such had not been the end of the terrifying revelations. Upon the women's belts had been delusions. Seeing such, an instant realization had washed over the hyena. This duo had been sent here by Her Majesty. Eyes soon glued to him, the rat girl spoke first.


"Yew'e wate, Siowc!" the rat girl shouted. "What took yew so wong to gewt hewe?" In a matter of moments, the cat girl added herself to the conversation.


"Get to work right now, tardio!" the cat girl demanded.


The hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. Did Her Majesty send other chimera Fatui here to watch his every move? Surely, she trusted him enough to perform an investigation by himself. But, he pushed such thought into the damp cave area. He knew he couldn't question Her Majesty. She would kill him, for sure. Giving the duo a nod, their gums flapped once more.


"Gweat, I'm Myší," the rat girl said, tail coiling up from behind her.


"And, I'm Ulka," the cat girl said. The two then synched their voices up together.


"And we were sent here to make sure you don't slack off on the job!" the two shouted in unison.


The early adult held back a sigh. Her Majesty sent two complete strangers to watch over him like a hawk? He didn't need such eyes on him. But, he supposed he had no choice in the matter. His orders were absolute. Ladies stepping in front of him, the early adult kept traversing the bridge.


As the early adult crossed the wooden bridge, the hyena scratched his ear. Was he hearing circus music from afar? Surely, he was just imagining it. Sumeru style house on the other side, the soldier recorded such phenomenon in the notebook. Did other people live here? He supposed he would find out in the future.


Spotting an odd blue orb on the other side of the area projecting the image of a dream catcher, the hyena rose an eyebrow. What a peculiar device. He supposed he would have to check it out later. Bridge reaching its end, a shallow riverbed was crossed over. Circus music only getting louder, the chimera prepared himself. Finding himself in a courtyard with various houses, the early adult kept his eyes open.


Rat and cat duo guiding him to a reception desk, hosted by a young woman with short, aquatic looking blue hair with a braid through her part, and watery eyes to match, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. He could not help but feel something was fishy about this stranger. Young woman introducing herself as Idiya, the hyena's eyes wandered elsewhere.


Spotting spherical looking water creatures with a singular green eye and blobby hands, the chimera's eyes practically grew six sizes. What was that absolutely adorable creature in the corner? Whatever it was, if one were to get close to him, he would request permission to pet them, for sure.


"Now that we've introduced yew to Idiwa, gewt to wok," Myší demanded.


But, the words did not reach the chimera. Keeping his eyes on the spherical creatures, the hyena could feel himself about to drop in imagination. Small water droplet creatures that could float around to move, how absolutely fascinating. He needed to write an entire essay on these beings instead. He had soon been returned to reality however.


Hearing an explosive gunshot, the early adult let out a yelp. Myší's gigantic bazooka sitting in her tiny hands looking ready to fire off the next bullet, the hyena jumped seven steps back. Why did she do that? Firing off her weapons was rather unnecessary to get his attention.


"Quit stawwin' off inta space!" Myší shouted. "Get wokin!"


The early adult let out another yelp as the gunshot rang in his ears. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock and was already tardy. He had no time to stare off into space. Taking out his notebook and opening up to a clean page, the soldier resumed recording his findings. But, as he had done such, a new team of two came rolling onto the scene.


Group of two strangers running onto the scene as fast as a Rishbound Tiger, the early adult blinked. Had Myší disturbed the residents that lived here? If such were the case, there would be a battle in a matter of moments. Duo's movement soon stopping, the soldier observed the new people.


Gazing at Myší with a furious look on their face had been a masculine appearing person. The person had short, spiky blue hair that went down to about their chin with greying left swept part going over their ear. Pitch black earrings on their left ear, as well, the soldier turned his attention towards the stranger's eyes. Completely yellow eyes with diamond shaped pupils, the hyena had come to an immediate realization. The stranger was related to the scorpion chimeras, for sure. Plain green shirt with only one arm visible and bony left leg, two other things of note caught the hyena's attention. Scar underneath the stranger's left eye, and black choker around their throat, the soldier turned his attention towards their partner in crime.


Standing next to the stranger had been a masculine appearing person with short, poofy grey hair that looked like a men's peruke with a few light blue streaks remaining, the soldier blinked. Was he looking at a magazine? But, the hyena shook his head. There was no way. He was definitely gazing at a real person. Yellow reptile eyes with a fit of rage to them, and fancy orange button down shirt with a bowtie, the early adult gazed at the person's hand. Seeing a walking cane in their right hand, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. What a fast runner, for sure. Ending his examination, shouts took the stage.


"You! Didn't I tell you to stop using your gun here?!" the stranger asked in an irritated tone. "Put it away, or Lechi will use nir wheelchair to run it over!" A laugh soon had come their way.


"Ha! Lechi, run over Myší's gun?" Ulka laughed, hand on her stomach. "I'd like to see nem try!" The pushbacks soon continued.


"Wasa, shut yewr mowth," Myší snapped back. "We'we gibbing him a wawning." Another interjection added itself to the mix.


"First off, their name is Rasa, not Wasa!" Lechi shouted. "And second, warn him quieter!" Ne shook nir free fist in the air like an old man yelling at a cloud. "Third, I'll run your gun over, watch me!"


Hearing Lechi correct Myší on how to pronounce Rasa's name, a small wave of disgust flowed through the chimera. Why did ne feel the need to do such a thing? Ne had to have heard her speak before. But, he supposed it was not in his business to add a counter point to the mix. Myší looking ready to admit defeat, the soldier stepped back.


"Awight, awight, I'ww cease fiya," Myší responded, waving her hands in the air. "Fow now."


The early adult let out a sigh. He supposed it was in his best interest to not anger the strangers who lived here for any given reason. Myší and Ulka seating themselves beside the receptionist in the corner, the early adult placed the notebook in front of him. He supposed it was time to return to his investigation of the courtyard.


Spotting more colorful boxes with facial expressions, the hyena recorded such phenomenon in the notebook. While he knew such held absolutely no importance, he knew every single thing he wrote down counted. Coming across announcement speaker with three horns, as well, the hyena wrote down such findings.


Skidding across the shallow pond, a sight of particular note caught the chimera's eyes. Duck made out of pure water swimming across the lake, the hyena wrote such down in the pages. The duck, and the spherical water creatures, did they have something in common? Hypothesizing such had been the case, the soldier recorded such possible connection down.


Spotting a group of water sphere creatures crowding themselves around an apple, the hyena's eyes practically lit up like a lightbulb. Did these creatures like apples? If such were the case, he needed to give them one later after they ate the current one left out. Recording the aquatic spherical creatures diet down in the notebook, the hyena headed towards the left.


Spotting a building in the corner with a young woman with long, aquatic like blue hair and a Mondstadt like outfit, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was everyone here a semiaquatic person? He supposed such could be the case. Writing down such hypothesis, the soldier kept walking.


Spotting another house with a short haired woman adorning glasses with the same colored hairdo, the soldier kept such hypothesis in mind. He supposed it was best to keep an eye out for anything especially suspicious. Stepping back onto the sidewalk beside him, the chimera looked upward towards the sky.


Large cliffside with a wheel barely rotating, the chimera rose an eyebrow. Was something broken up there? He supposed such was a possibility. Writing down such fact into the notebook, the soldier kept walking. Large building with mosaic windows and a fountain, the early adult could not help but wonder. Why was this place full of water? He needed to investigate this further.


End of the courtyard reached, the early adult headed towards the west. Small wooden walkway across a rainforest, the early adult wrote down his findings within the notebook. Taking notes on the fact the area highly resembled Sumeru, the soldier wrote down his ponderings within the investigation log. Suspecting the Veluriyam Mirage had heavy connections to the nation of wisdom, the hyena kept going.


Crossing the bridges and ascending a wooden ladder, a strange phenomenon screamed out to the soldier. Strange blue orb sitting beside a house, a wave of confusion nibbled on the cartilage of the hyena's ear. Had he discovered a crystal ball? If the people around here did fortune telling, he would not buy what they were selling whatsoever. But, such had not been the only oddity.


Seeing a set of cracked wooden tracks, the soldier rose an eyebrow. Was there some sort of railing system around the mirage? He knew he needed to record such findings in his notebook. Writing down the phenomenon, the soldier kept on heading towards the west.


More houses and shroomboars on the pathway, a sea of questions flowed through the chimera. The spherical water creatures, did they live in the settlements around the area? He knew such was a possibility at hand. Recording the hypothesis, the soldier held back the urge to sensationalize the situation.


Wooden arrow sign pointing towards the westward direction, the soldier followed the arrow. Large railing track system with broken components, the chimera shook his head. He supposed he would have to find someone later to repair the tracks. Jumping onto the ground floor, he had begun to head south.


Small cave with nothing but a spherical water creature, and wooden tracks going from one end to the other, the hyena could not help but wonder. How far did the tracks go? He supposed as he kept investigating, he could see where they ended. But, something of particular note soon caught the soldier's eye.


Amazing, large pink flowers towering beside the cliffsides, the soldier's eyes almost formed stars in them. Had he reached Celestia? Flowers tall enough to reach the mountains, he had to check this out later if he were to find a way to climb up there. Writing down three pages worth of content about the huge plant, the chimera headed off towards the southward path.


Large valley with overgrown lily pads beside the water, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was the Veluriyam Mirage a domain world similar to Vanarana? He could not help but feel he was somewhere that was like a dream. Writing down such hypothesis, the hyena kept walking. Road beginning to get damp as he continued onward, a sign caught the soldier's attention.


Road sign stating the cave off the road ahead was infested with monsters and the road ahead was closed, the early adult gave the signpost a cold shoulder. Monsters in a cave? Surely, they weren't too powerful for him to defeat with his hyena claws. Disregard going strong, the soldier walked on top of the tracks like they were a tightrope in a Fontaine performance.


Feeling his balance begin to slip, the soldier had begun to wobble. Trying to stand back upright, the early adult broke out into a teeming sweat. The pathway was far smaller than he thought. Legs slipping off the wooden rails, the hyena's body and the waterfall beneath him met. Force tossing him downward, he soon found himself elsewhere.


Track system beneath him still going farther downward within the cave, the chimera's eyebrows twitched. Just how much further did the tracks go down? But, as he kept thinking, the soldier could feel himself stumble once more. Backside sliding down the steep path beneath the tracks, his entire partially human person slid downwards.


Deeper down within the ground, the fungi among him were his only company. Looking up towards the cave's only light, the hyena attempted to climb back upward. But, such was an impossibility to be had, for sure. Rocks more slippery than soap, the hyena puffed a sigh of defeat. How was he supposed to climb back upward?


Knowing he could not give up, the soldier attempted to ascend the slippery rocks once more. Such had continued to remain a failure for minutes on end. Fingers continuing to slip with every attempt, the soldier would not falter. He needed to keep trying. There was no way he could stay down in the cave of nowhere.


But, as the hours passed, no progress had been made. Waving the white flag, the early adult opened up his notebook. He supposed, if he was stuck here, he should at least record his findings. Writing down information about the waterfall cave, the early adult closed his eyes. If he were going to stuck here for awhile, he had to keep working, no matter what.


Hearing the sound of roaring wheels as the hours swept by, the early adult scratched his head. Was he dreaming? Feeling his backside sting, the hyena let out a loud hiss. He was definitely awake right now. Wheels continuing to kick up in speed as the minutes raced about, the soldier blinked at the sight before him.


Rasa in scorpion form racing down the wooden tracks and Lechi rolling along the path in a wooden wheelchair to match, the hyena jumped three steps back. The tracks, weren't they broken, how did Rasa and Lechi manage to get down here? He could not help but feel someone had intel on every single move he had made since he had begun investigating the area. Race coming to an end, loud shouts had come his way.


"Clumsy idiotic oaf!" Lechi shouted at the top of nir lungs. "How did you not see the large drop down when you were walking?!"


"Hey, Lechi, don't be so hard on him," Rasa interjected. "Fella's never been here before." Singular hand grabbing ahold of him, they placed the stranger onto their scorpion back. "We'll take you back up."


Scorpion taking him back upwards upon the wooden tracks, the hyena repeated such question in his mind once more. How did Rasa and Lechi find him? But, he supposed some people had higher senses of danger. Letting Lechi's insult slide, the soldier closed his eyes, for the time being. Rasa crawling a long way, he opened his eyes once more.


Returned to the courtyard, the soldier turned his head towards the sky. Stars above shining on the midnight blue world above him, a knot formed in the hyena's throat. Had it been past the late evening? He was going to get yelled at by Myší and Ulka, for sure.


Ulka giving him a major look of impatience, the hyena's eyebrows had begun to twitch. Was he supposed to end work for the day at a specific allocated time? He needed to stay with the schedule, if such were the case. Winged cat looking ready to throw a punch, he looked into her eyes.


"Took the scorpions long enough to find you!" Ulka shouted, pistol in her left hand. But, as angry looks had come her away, she pocketed the weapon. "Ha, you sure are a clumsy guy!" She then removed something from her back pocket. "Here, catch!" Equipment tossed his way, she held back a chuckle. "That's your tent! Have fun pitching it. Nighty night!" Running off towards a building, she shacked up somewhere else.


Scorpion duo chasing after her, the young soldier crossed his arms around his chest. Rasa and Lechi weren't going to have any peace as long as he was here, he supposed. Dropping down the tent parts, the early adult placed the four ends on the ground beside a tree.


Temporary housing soon created, the soldier crawled into the tent for the late night. Rolling up into a ball upon the outdoor abode, the hyena closed his eyes. Feeling the world of nature around him, the early adult put on a tiny smile as the world of dreams were about to invite him back in. But one final thought joined him in the subconscious world.


What else would he find in the mirage world tomorrow?


***


"The wooden rail tracks,
How could they be so broken? Don't people live here?
Every single track on the path has fallen into disrepair.


For the life of me, I cannot fathom why.
Looks like I am in for a world
Of problems as my investigation continues.
Will I be unable to continue if the tracks don't work?
Even so, I must find a way to get around.
Right, Her Majesty could be watching.


Maybe it is possible to repair them.
Or find another way around.
But, I am unsure
If that is the case.
Looks like I'll have to investigate.
Everything here seems to be


Connected to water.
Ah, yes, it's like another world of Hydro.
Realizing this, I think I know something.
These broken tracks, maybe water can fix them. That has to be the key."


Waking up the next morning to the sound of a gunshot, the early adult let out a shout. Didn't Myší understand how loud the sound of a bullet was? She needed to find another way to cause a racket without rupturing people's eardrums. She needed to cool her trigger happy havoc behavior. Unzippering the door to his tent, the chimera stepped outside. Myší standing right outside his temporary abode, the hyena held back an eye roll.


"Ye'we finawwy awake," Myší said, half serious look on her face. "Gewt back ta wok, sweepyhead."


Hearing the sound of speedy running coming towards his tent, the hyena let out the first sigh of the morning. Rasa to the rescue. Did they always have to run onto the scene at the sound of a singular gunshot? But, he supposed the sound of a bullet was one of the most unpleasant things in the world.


"Didn't I tell you to put a cork in that gun?" Rasa complained. "Stop firing that thing! Do it again when I'm around, and I will have Lechi run it over!"


Scorpion and rat fighting amongst themselves, the hyena tiptoed around the commotion. Perhaps he should go back to the entrance and investigate the area once again. But, before he could leave, he could feel hands on his collar drag him forward. Ulka grabbing ahold of him, his body had been dragged towards the reception desk. Realizing such, the chimera gazed at Idiya. What could she have possibly wanted from him?


"Hello there, dear traveller, could you do me a huge favor?" Idiya asked, clapping her hands together. "Could you repair the railing system for us, please?" Calling herself useless and apologizing directly after, her hands stayed clapped together.


Hearing such self deprecating language, the hyena's mouth dropped wide open. Was such language about herself necessary? She didn't need to call herself useless for being unable to do it herself. Surely, she had the courtyard to look after. Such was not as a big of a deal as she was making it out to be. Knowing his notes in the beginning told him to fix anything that was broken, the chimera nodded. He knew he had no choice in the matter. But a barrage of protests came his way as the peanut gallery of four swung a base hit.


"Yew? Ficks da twacks?" Myší asked, laughing up a storm. "Dats stewpid. Yew'ww faiw."


"Ha! I'd like to see you try to fix them!" Ulka shouted. "That'll be entertaining!"


"Do you even know how to fix railing tracks?" Lechi asked with clear disgust in nir voice. "Idiya, this guy's stupid. He won't be of any use to you!" But, one loud protest soon ended them all.


"You three, stop picking on him!" Rasa shouted. "If you all think he's unfit to be fixing the tracks, then why don't you all fix them instead?" Their only hand had been folded into a fist.


Everyone distracted with their argument, a strange instruction had mixed itself in with the shouting match. Idiya informing him to seek out the Hydro Eidolons to help him, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. He didn't need tools to fix the railing tracks? How incredibly strange.


Heading back towards the entrance of the area, the early adult spotted the strange crystal ball once again as he crossed the bridge. Object still beaming a light and casting a shadow of a dream catcher machine, the early adult had come to a conclusion. The crystal was some sort of projector that created shapes. Writing such phenomenon down, the hyena kept walking.


Discovering the broken rail tracks in front of him, the hyena tilted his head. What was a Hydro Eidolon? Whatever it was, he needed to find them. Spherical water creatures floating his way, the soldier's face soon lit up. Writing down the creature's names, the denizens of the mirage world soon looked at him.


Question mark appearing beside the creature's faces, the hyena had come to wonder, would making the sound of steam engine in Fontaine point the Hydro Eidolons into the right direction? He supposed it was worth a shot. Making whistling noises as though an engine were coming, he looked into the spherical creatures singular eye.


Eidolon floating beside the broken tracks, the sound of water splashing nearby overtook the area. Railways in the area repaired as the rivers off in the distance roared about, the soldier could hardly believe his eyes. Repairing the rails was that easy? If that were the case, anyone could do it, surely.


Other rails around the area soon repaired as well, the soldier walked back towards the courtyard. The rails near the large pink flowers, they needed urgent repairs made to them, as well, for sure. Reaching the first station off towards the corner, the hyena observed the damages. Entire track missing multiple pieces, the hyena whistled while he worked.


Hydro Eidolons on the case as they submerged the broken railings, the soldier recorded the phenomenon into the notebook. Writing down the spherical creatures were able to tracks with the water around them, the hyena headed for the small cave next to the pond.


Singular spherical water denizen correcting the cave railings, the hyena gazed upward. Just how far could these creatures float? He hoped no danger would be present to them if they were to go too high off the ground. Next station soon reached, multiple repairs had soon been made.


Hydro spherical creatures following him as he dashed off towards the circular tracks across the hillside, the chimera watched in awe as the loops returned to normal. Railings beside the sumpter beasts fixed, as well, the hyena gazed off towards the distance. The tall flowers in the corner were mesmerizing.


Continuing onward onto the path, the hyena blinked. Why were there railing tracks separated from the others? Hydro Eidolons leaving these be, the chimera shrugged. He supposed those could not be repaired in any meaningful way. Continuing to head eastward, the hyena let out a sigh as the other flowers across appeared in his distanced field of vision. If only he could reach such a height.


Tracks in the far and hard to reach places fixed, as well, the soldier shook his head. Was he even needed here? But, he supposed it was possible the spherical water creatures would not have a clue on how to fix such things if someone were unable to direct them.


Tracks around the valley all present and accounted for, the hyena gulped. The cave south of the area, he knew he needed to head there next. Treading carefully as he stepped by, a spherical water friend tagged alongside him. Tracks above the waterfall repaired, the soldier took the leap of faith.


Railings heading downward to the world below, the chimera gazed down at the pits below. Unable to see a bottom, the solder could feel his legs shake. If he were to slip like he had the other night, he would never be heard from again, guaranteed. Water creature floating back towards him, a peculiar occurrence overtook the area.


Eidolon transforming into a ladder up towards the surface, Siorc adjusted his glasses. The water denizens of the Veluriyam Mirage, could they transform themselves into anything? What an incredibly fascinating ability. Shapeshifting into other objects was a talent worth celebrating.


Climbing back upwards towards the surface, the hyena dashed across the riverbed. Seeing more railings off towards the eastern path, the chimera kept running. Coming across a railing system leading off into a second cave, the soldier stepped inside. But as he made his presence known, something of particular note came into focus.


All the tracks within the cave broken, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. No spherical water creatures anywhere to be seen, the hyena turned his attention towards the crystal balls. Projectors everywhere the eyes could see, the chimera couldn't help but wonder. Could creating a shadow figure of repaired tracks fix the problem, as well? He supposed he could try such later.


Running around the area, a singular Hydro Eidolon had come out of hiding. Only a few of the railings repaired, the hyena eyed the projection in the corner. Surely, if he beamed the crystal ball towards the tracks, some would fix themselves. Turning the projector around, the light had shone upon him instead.


Feeling the world around him warp, feeling himself become a flat object with only two dimensions, the hyena observed the area around him. Vertical room with railing tracks, small pulling board, and a door on the opposite end, the chimera could hardly believe his eyes. Did he fall into a daydream where he entered a painting like some red hat mustache man? Feeling pain as he hit a flat rock in the corner, the hyena rubbed his sides. He was definitely not dreaming.


Attempting to move across the flat plane, a realization had come over the chimera. Only able to move in two directions, the hyena was beside himself with confusion. Did he traverse dimensions? Knowing he had to head towards the problem, the early adult headed left.


Spotting a box down below, the soldier rode the lift downward in the flat world. Realizing such obstacle was in the way, the early adult blinked. How was he going to remove himself from the area? Crooking his head up towards the edge of the world, a strange gear symbol screamed at him. Jumping beyond boundaries, the hyena pressed it. Space around him warping once more, a third dimension added itself back in.


Seeing the box on a movable floor, the hyena pushed the crate off towards the side. Spherical water creature revealing itself, the denizen of the mirage area inserted itself inside the projector. Had it inserted itself into flat world? He knew he needed to step back in once more before it trapped itself in there.


Flat world returned to, the hyena dashed off towards the railings. Hydro Eidolon flatter than he was, repairs in the two-dimensional space took the unknown area by storm. Running off towards the door, his journey in the place continued, for a moment. Rest of the railing soon repaired, the second and final entrance had soon become an exit.


Every single railing within the cave system repaired, the soldier returned to the outside world. Thanking the mirage citizens for their service, the hyena returned himself to the courtyard. Reporting to the receptionist all the tracks along the path south were in working operation, a new demand had come his way.


"Great!" Idiya exclaimed. "Can you test them out to see if they're working?"


Siorc jumped five steps back upon hearing such question. Test to see if the railings were working? How would that even be possible? He had no way of getting across the tracks. Did he have to walk along them like a circus act? Myší soon laughing off in the distance, the early adult placed his hands onto his hips. Did she find his predicament funny? Rats were squealers.


"Yew shouwd see da wook on yewr face!" Myší shouted, pointing and laughing. "Yew gotta go towdz da stayshun and imagine a cawt ta wide!" Jerking her hand, her tiny little palm grabbed ahold of his. "Come on I'ww take yew thewe, Uwka is waitin."


Dragged off towards the first station, the station Ulka gave him an expectant look. Objection re-explained to him, the early adult placed his index finger on his chin. What could be used to ride along a railing system? But, he recalled something of particular note. In Fontaine, steam boats often rode on the waters. But another memory flowed back. He had heard a rumor. When the Dendo Archon descended, she was pulled into a chariot with flowers. Surely, a small circular freight car decorated with flowers could ride the tracks.


"A flower mobile," the hyena accidentally blurted out.


Circular, wooden boxcar with flower like decorations and large Windwheel Aster propeller up top, the early adult's eyes sparkled like the nighttime sky. The power of the imagination was amazing. It was almost as if the entire world he lived in was created by many other people's combined minds, but such fact was incomprehensible to the entire population of Teyvat. Readying himself to step into the flower mobile, the peanut gallery pointed and guffawed.


"Yew made yewsewf a fowawa mobiwe?" Myší laughed. "Yewr sush a giw!"


"Ha! You couldn't come up with something better?" Ulka laughed. "Your name is worse than the Choo Choo Cart!"


Giving the girls a disdained look, the soldier stepped inside the box cart's door. What did their opinions matter? It wasn't their job to test the railing systems. Flower mobile soon riding the railings, the soldier opened up his notebook in the indoor room. Writing down his discoveries in flat world, the hyena peered his head out the flower shaped window as the vehicle of imagination creation gained speed.


Tracks beside the courtyard working just fine, the hyena rode the vehicle onto the southward path. But as he headed for the station, the flower mobile soon stopped. Windows growing dim, the hyena could not help but wonder. Did something need to power the engine? But his question would soon lead to an answer.


Spotting a strange grassy wheel adorning colored flowers, the chimera wrote down his findings in the notebook. Signpost beside the station explaining the workings of the tracks system, the information flew over the hyena's head like a falcon. He supposed he could figure out how the flower system worked later.


Tapping a strange glowing pink plant beside the wheel system, a Hydro Eidolon popped up practically out of nowhere. Creature inserting itself inside his imagination created vehicle, the soldier's mouth dropped wide open. The spherical water creature could serve as an engine? Nature was powerful.


Flower mobile heading onto the tracks full speed ahead, the hyena gazed at the wooden railings system. Tracks lower on the ground ramping up the loopy tracks, the chimera braced himself for queasy riding. Box cart soon upside down, blood rushed to the chimera's head. But, the early adult tuned such out. Any minute now, he would be right side up again. He needed to bear the ride, no matter what.


Vehicle riding the second loop, the flower mobile raced down the large ramp at lightning speed. Cart continuing onward towards the western side, the hyena kept his eyes open. Writing a passage about the railing systems with more detail as the boxcar kept going, the soldier slammed the investigation log shut. But, as he had done so, he swore he could feel the engine hit something.


Stepping outside of the boxcar, the early adult placed the tips of his hands onto the side of his temple. How far had the cart taken him? Finding himself on top of the pink flower, the chimera forgot the world around him, for a moment. But he soon returned to reality. He had hit a dead end. He supposed he could stop testing the tracks for today.


Deploying his windglider, the hyena landed upon the ground nearby. Maybe it was best to walk back to the courtyard for today. Taking the slow stroll back, daytime had soon become nighttime as the area from this morning had been returned to. Reporting back to receptionist about the track system working, gratitude had come his way.


Nightfall sneaking up from behind him, the early adult headed back towards his tent. Many more hypothesises recorded within the investigation log, the soldier looked over his entry on the Hydro Eidolons. Reading the fact the creatures could transform into anything, question flowed through the chimera like a river.


The Hydro Eidolons, just what were they really? The people around the island with aquatic like hair, could they have been these creatures, too? Leaving such as a question for later development, the chimera closed the investigation log. Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the soldier crawled up into a ball within his tent. But, his thoughts kept going.


Just what was the Veluriyam Mirage? He can't help but feel not much beyond the mirage creatures was going on here. Was this place truly worth exploring? His notes, nothing within them contained much beyond the Hydro Eidolons and the railing system. World of sleep about to take him away, one final question poked with a needle.


What will Her Majesty think when she reads over his notes?


She will be disappointed, for sure.


***
"Something isn't right here.
Now, I'm starting to suspect something.
Are my ears deceiving me, or did Myší just tell me there's snakes here? I don't
Know what to believe.
Everything isn't making sense.


Or perhaps I'm still dreaming. That's the
Ultimatum. I'm still dreaming.
This cannot be real. This could only
Be a dream. Yes,
Right, I'm not awake. There's no other monsters here. Not
Even Hilichurls, from what I've seen.
Ah. Maybe I am just mistaken. I
Know that they're just hiding.


I know that they're just lurking.
No, maybe the snakes have replaced everything.


They are everywhere, slithering.
How did this happen?
Even Idiya seems clueless.


Maybe there's more people here than
I once thought. I guess I'll have to
Reinvestigate.
As it would seem, my work here isn't done just yet.
Guess I'll have to keep my
Eyes open for anything and everything. That much is key."


Waking up the next morning, chaos filled the courtyard. Had Myší fired off another bullet while he was sleeping again? She needed to have her gun taken away from her. But, such had been an astronomically, incorrect assumption on his part. Receptionist from afar screaming towards the invisible Celestia, the chimera stepped outside his tent, in an instant. Whatever trouble was a rat foot, he would put a stop to it immediately.


Myší and Ulka waiting for him outside his tent door, the chimera held back the urge to roll his eyes. Did they park themselves right outside his tent each and every night? If such were the case, they needed to find somewhere else to sleep. He was not their ticket to ride. Eyes soon on him, orders had come his way.


"Wet's go, Siowc," Myší said, tiny hands soon on the chimera's backside. "Yew gowt a date wit da snakes in da couwtyawd."


"What she said!" Ulka exclaimed. "This snake outbreak has your name on it to deal with!"


Girls dragging him towards the houses within the courtyard, the chimera's eyes opened wide at the sight before him. Sea of snakes all around the area, and even in the waters nearby, the soldier jumped six steps back. Where had all these snakes come from? Had the outbreak of serpents spread beyond Teyvat? But, as if his thoughts had entered someone else's head, his own question was shouted out to the world by another party.


"Who brought these snakes here?!" Lechi shouted in the corner of the courtyard. Nir finger then pointed at Myší. "Rat! This smells like something you did!"


"Whatta yew acussin me fow?" Myší asked, pointing to herself. "I wouwd neva summon dem! Snakes awe scawy!"


"You...! For crying out loud!" Lechi snapped back. "You better not be playing innocent!" But something had been fired nir way, as well.


"Lechi, cool your jets just a little bit," Rasa warned. "Misses Rat may be a gun freak, but I don't think she's summoning snakes." They gazed at the large monster off to the side. "Snakes eat rats, wouldn't you know?"


Myší shaking like a leaf, the chimera shook his head. Was Rasa trying to help, or was he trying to make the situation even worse? He supposed he didn't know either way. Group of serpents soon slithering everyone's way, the receptionist in the corner begged for mercy.


Serpents looking ready to poison the water around him, the early adult threw down a flower friend towards the riverbed. Water created duck flying off as his Silk Flower friend danced upon the water, the early adult could feel a wave of guilt flow inside him. He would need to apologize to the avian creature later.


Seeds blasting the snake into nothing as Hydro and Dendro shook hands, the soldier watched as more enemies slithered across the courtyard river. Silk Flower soon leaving the battlefield, a Windwheel Aster soon took its place. Same song and dance removing the serpents from this world, the soldier remained focused, but such was removed in an instant as gunshots took the area.


Turning his attention towards the noise, Myší's bazooka almost twice her size took the battlefield by storm. Large bullets infused with delusion Dendro energy racing towards the vipers, the soldier crossed his arms around his waist. Her Majesty had gifted her a Dendro Delusion? How unfitting for a trigger happy person like her.


Snakes pierced in their torsos with a barrage of grassy seed bullets alongside the energy infused ones, the hyena turned his attention towards Ulka. Cat girl's translucent wings fluttering ninety centimeters above the ground, her pistol was soon in her left hand. Nailing the trigger, bullets that looked like rocks flew out of her weapon like they had to be there.


Mini boulder barrage taking five snakes out of the picture in a matter of moments, the soldier backed ten steps away. Ulka's Geo Delusion, just how powerful was it? Was his back in Snezhnaya the same? But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. Why was he thinking about this? He needed to focus on the battle in front of him right now. But, more distractions caught his mismatched eyes.


Rasa raising their singular hand up to the sky as though about to ask for the world's energy to fight, a sword made out of concentrated air soon appeared in their palms. Serpents struck down like they had, once again, cut another useless object the early adult could feel a wave of uselessness flow through him. Where had all these powerful people come from? He was the weakest link.


Lechi's brown cane in nir right hand risen towards the air, ne soon closed nir eyes. Walking support soon submerged, ne pointing the dull end towards the serpents. Geiser of liquids blasting the enemy's way, the snakes had become one with nature. More taken out as well, the soldier backed six steps further away.


Serpent crawling upon his shoulder, the chimera let out a shout. Picking the creature up and throwing it against the wall, the chimera huffed a deep breath. When had a serpent crawled up his uniform? Rest of the vipers taken out of their outbroken misery, the soldier wrote about such phenomenon into the notebook.


Myší and Ulka demanding he go back to investigating as the snake population in the mirage domain diminished to zero, the early adult held back the urge to glare. Right, he had one purpose here, and one purpose only: investigating and recording. Heading for the main station within the valley off towards the west, the chimera reread the railing instructions.


Rereading the instruction that stated changing the flowers changed the track, the hyena flipped the wheel. Desert railing system set up as the rotation ended, the chimera stepped inside the flower mobile. Tracks heading upon the southwest path, the early adult soon wondered. What could be awaiting him in the small desert in the mirage world?


Railing tracks taking him towards a small sandy area with not much discoveries beyond the barren wasteland from the view of his window, the early adult could feel a wave of disappointment. Was there truly nothing in this mirage world besides the Hydro Eidolons and watery people? He supposed he had set his expectations too high.


Flower mobile parking itself in the station, the soldier observed the desert around him. World around him barren, the hyena shrugged. Maybe he had expected far too much of the area. But, as he had kept walking something of particular note caught the early adult's eyes.


Colorful ball floating beside a sandy hill, the hyena hopped up and down in place, for a moment. Tickets dropping out of the object as he had done so, the soldier tilted his head. What had he just come across? Was there a game in the Veluriyam Mirage that awarded prizes? He supposed he would need to write such a thing down.


Returning to the station, a blue haired man in a Fontaine style suit walked towards the hyena. Man asking if he could take a photo for him of the railways, the soldier obliged. He knew, no matter what problem someone might have had in the domain, he had to answer to their call. Photos snapped with the kamera the man briefly lent him, the soldier returned the person's belongings.


Returning to the valley after the flower mobile moved back towards the direction it had originally came, the soldier investigated the area for the second day in the row. Not discovering much of anything, the early adult sighed. Maybe the cave with the strange flat world would have more answers. Dashing off towards the east, the hyena stepped into a summoned flower mobile.


Tracks stopping as he entered the cave, a surprise caught the soldier from behind. Projectors locked away with misty water bubbles, the soldier turned his attention towards the wall off into the distance. When had a mural appeared here? He needed to take the flower mobile off towards the painting right away.


But, such was impossible. Cart not budging, the chimera gazed at the mural again. Did he have to unlock the projectors to allow the tracks within to be usable? Hydro Eidolon beside the painting looking frightened while alone, the chimera cracked his knuckles. It was time to hunt for some missing spheres.


But, as his exploration had begun, a wall of amber blocked the hyena off towards another entrance. Spherical water creature trapped on the other side, the hyena's eyes twitched. Was there no way to enter the other side where the tracks were unless he could manage to get the boxcar to the other side? He knew he needed to keep looking.


Finding a gap between a wall off in the corner of the cave, the soldier ascended upward. Long, damp corridor with a mirage domain denizen shuttering in fear as bonfires surrounded it, the hyena shook in tandem. There was lit torches here? How absolutely terrifying. Scooping water into his hands, the hyena doused the flames. The fire was as dead as a skeleton six feet beneath the ground.


Hydro Eidolon silently humming to itself, the creature floated off towards one of the projectors. First mirage citizen reuniting with their lonely friend, the early adult kept looking around the back sides of the cave. Next creature Crawling through a small metal enclosure, the soldier's heart skipped a beat.


Realizing there had been gaps through the walls, the early adult ascended. But, as he had caught up with the creature, a roadblock overtook the area. Elemental totems standing in his way, the soldier waved a white flag. There was no way he would be able to continue, none of them were Dendro.


Hydro Eidolon transforming itself into elemental objects beside the totems, the chimera could feel a shock shoot down his spine. Were his eyes deceiving him? Perhaps, just maybe he had stepped into another daydream. Reaching the next room through the damp waterways, monsters soon awaited him.


Snakes crowding around the denizen of the mirage domain world, the hyena tossed down two flower friends. Couldn't the serpents stop their rampage? Seeds doing the work after six attempts, the serpents had become one with the water. Spherical creature floating towards a small cart up above, the chimera stepped inside.


Circular boxcar taking him down towards the sealed off cave, another Hydro Eidolon floated beside the chimera. Monsters along the way taken out of the equation, the other two projectors were soon removed from their misty bubble prison. Lights blasting the mural, the soldier prepared himself to enter flat world.


But, as he readied himself to step into the projection, monsters took to the cave streets. Seeing such, the soldier let out a grunt. When would the monsters stop rampaging? Large snake with wings letting out a loud hiss as he backed himself against the wall, the soldier closed his eyes. The serpents should make like a leaf and slither somewhere else.


Giving the snake the cold shoulder, the chimera turned his attention towards the mural. Was it just him, or was there a treasure chest inside the painting? He could not help but feel that had not been there before. But, as he had thought about such, the monster's eyes were soon on him.


Viper looking ready to turn him to stone as he attempted to leap towards the crystal balls up above him, the hyena could feel himself freeze in place. The serpent was it a medusa? He was in trouble, guaranteed. But as his fear paralysis took him over, a noxious complaint had come his way.


"You idiot! You're just asking to become snake food if you stand there like that!" Lechi's voice shouted from afar. Wheeling around the tracks, ne sped off towards him. "You scared, or something? Fine. I'll kill it."


"Tch. Lechi, it's bigger than him," Rasa barked back. "Not everyone is fearless like you."


"Did I ask you?!" Lechi screamed as if taking offense. Ne then closed nir eyes.


Lechi's human legs soon become a scorpion body, the hyena blinked. Was Lechi's scorpion body backwards, or was the snake venom on the air twisting the world into opposite land? He supposed he would never know. Rasa soon returned to scorpion form as well, the duo rose their stingers towards the enemy.


Venom taking the viper out of the picture faster than the chimera could blink, the hyena backed six steps away. Scorpion poison was the most deadly toxin in, and beyond all of Teyvat. Duo closing their eyes again, their human, and skeletal leg returned. Rasa giving him a look, the hyena gave eye contact.


"...Aren't you here for that mural over there?" Rasa asked as if hesitating. "Don't let us stop you then. Jump in." There was an air of demand in their voice.


Spoken as if it were a demand, the hyena let out a barely audible growl. Who gave this scorpion the right to act like they were in charge? Stepping towards the projection, Flat World awaited the hyena once more. Boxes from the outside world moved around, the chimera grit his now two dimensional teeth. Was someone messing with the platforms from the third dimension?


Stepping onto the lift off towards the corner, the soldier kept traversing through the platforms. Portal off in the corner soon discovered, the hyena stepped through the flat oval. Treasure chest off towards the bottom a block away, the chimera kept heading left.


Soon reaching the treasure chest after taking a few lifts downward, a door to the third dimension appeared in place of the trove of treasure. Strange piece of furniture on the ground beside the mural as he left Flat World behind, the hyena blinked. When had a small table gotten here? He supposed he had no reason to take it. It served no purpose to him.


Rasa and Lechi nowhere to be seen, the hyena shrugged. He supposed they had already left while he was in Flat World. Returning to the flower mobile within the cave's entrance, the soldier rode the rails back towards the courtyard. Observing the area once more, the soldier had come to one ultimate conclusion.


The Veluriyam Mirage, he had no doubt in his mind: the domain was some sort of circus. Writing down such hypothesis down in the notebook, the soldier added a line of uncertainty underneath his theory. He knew he would have to investigate further if he were to learn the truth.


Continuing to scribble down information about the cave mural and the phenomenon surrounding it, the sound of speedy footsteps had come his way. Slamming the tome of information shut, the hyena turned his attention towards the cacophony. Myší and Ulka out of breath, a wave of unease flowed through him. Had something dire happened? Whatever it was, he would have to attend to it immediately.


"Wetta fow yew, Siowc," Myší said, slapping an envelope in his hands. "Wead it now."


Ripping open the envelope, the early adult could feel his entire body shake as he read the note in front of him. Her Majesty demanding an audience with him, the chimera removed the Teleport Waypoint Proxy Orb from his back pocket. Highlighting the waypoint near the palace, the hyena closed his eyes.


Taking a deep breath as he opened the palace doors, the soldier stepped across the carpet in a careful manner. Reaching the end, the soldier lowered his head. Placing himself into a bowing position, loyalty was paid to the Cryo Archon. Raising his head, his shoulder froze. Her Majesty's left leg crusted in her upper thigh, fear froze over. If not everything was perfect, a punishment would be delivered to him, guaranteed.


"How is your investigation going, my lovely chimera?" Her Majesty asked royally. "Bring your notebook to me." Her tone of voice was softer than usual.


Handing Her Majesty the notebook, sweat poured down the chimera's back as she flipped through the pages of his investigation log. Face twisting into terrifying looks with every single page, the hyena closed his eyes. Any minute now, a punishment would come his way.


Useless notes of utter garbage flipped through for minutes on end, Her Majesty grabbed her lovely chimera's collar. What was this trash he had written? His notes had been three pages too short. Who did he think he was bringing back unsatisfactory work into her palace? Such disservice would not go unpunished. Pulling on her property's collar tighter, she lunged the paperweight against the room. Back hitting the blue walls like an icy boulder, she stepped towards the incompetent filth.


"These notes of yours are trash," Her Majesty said dryly. "Just like you, my lovely chimera." Her tone was monotone, viciousness evident throughout. "You'd better go back tomorrow and write down more useful information!"


Hitting the floor as Her Majesty's demands continued, the early adult lowered himself onto his knees. Right, he was trash. His notes weren't good enough. They weren't of any user to her. Apologize, yes. He had to apologize. He had to show remorse for his incompetence.


"I'm sorry, Your Majesty!" Siorc exclaimed, bowing. "I'll write better notes!" Placing his hands into a praying position, a knot formed into his throat. "Please, forgive me!"


Seeing her pathetic filth beg for forgiveness, a sly smile appeared on Her Majesty's first. Cute, he thought he could beg for forgiveness. "You'd better give me better notes next time," Her Majesty responded. "Or your stomach will receive a bloody gift from me!" She let out a haughty laugh as she said such. "Now, get out of my sight, and return to your room!"


Sprinting towards the palace door, the chimera exited the palace as fast as his currently human legs would allow him. Trudging through the Snezhnayan snow, the soldier's heelless shoes sunk down. Picking his feet up, the hyena kept walking. Soundproof room reached after two hours, a sea of unease hugged him from behind.


His notes about the Veluriyam Mirage were to disappoint Her Majesty next time, it would be game over. His life would be extinguished, for sure. He had to try harder. His notes, they had to be improved. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living.


Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the hyena removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform removed, as well, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. But, as the world of tormented dreams were about to invite him back in, one thought looped on repeat.


He has to take better notes next time, or else.

 

[Palamon]

8. Veluriyam Mirage Investigation 2: Portal Chaos

TW: GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE.
"My notes aren't sufficient enough?
Your Majesty, what aren't you telling me?


I suspect you want something more.
Nothing makes sense, I am
Very confused, quite honestly.
Everything points to her hiding
Something. If my instructions weren't
This vague, I'd know what she wants.
I would be able to write notes of
Greater, more sufficient quality.
Are my notes merely
Trash because I said nothing
Is really happening here?
Of course, that has to be it. But,
Nothing is truly happening.


I am absolutely certain.
Nothing is truly happening.


That must have been something I should
Have omitted.
Even if it is the truth.


Vague as my instructions may be, I must check
Everything. Maybe something is happening. I will
Look everything I possibly can,
Ultimately that is key.
Rewriting the 'trash' she claims
I've given her.
Yes, that's the key.
All and all, today,
My investigation continues,


My investigation does not cease.
It will likely continue until she's satisfied.
Right, my job is never done,
After all, I'm her pawn on the
Gigantic chessboard,
Each day, she's moving ready to


Checkmate. It will soon be coming.
Oh, but you won't be capturing me,
Not all, Your Majesty.
This may be all a game to you, but
I'm through playing. I'll remain loyal for
Now, but one day I'll leave! But,
Until then, business as usual.
Everything repeats.
Silence is my reckoning."


The sound of roaring wind awaited the hyena as the morning devoured the night like a lion hunting for meat. The bitter chill only kept going as the dawn disappeared into the later points of the early daytime. As the blizzard had begun to reach its most intense stages, hundreds of groans echoed throughout the military barracks.


The constant protest about was more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Groans continuing for minutes on end, the soldier reached for his glasses. World around him soon visible, the hyena stared at the steel walls. He had to get enough information for Her Majesty, or his life would be over. Reminding himself of the objective, the chimera rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As his uniform glued itself to his partially human person, the hyena stared at the Veluriyam Mirage Investigation Log. Just how much information did Her Majesty need? He supposed he would have to record anything and everything he came across, no matter what.


Knowing that, there was no time to waste, the hyena clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching x-shaped ones in his hair and ears, the chimera took a long, deep breath. He needed to to try harder. One more disappointment, and his stomach would pay the price, for sure.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier gazed at the Geo Delusion in the corner. His sinister orb, just what could it be like? Could his have the same capabilities as Ulka's? But, the hyena pushed such thoughts away. There was no reason to find out such things.


Heelless shoes on, the chimera turned his attention towards his notebook. How were his notes not enough? Surely, his information was sufficient and contained something useful for her. Flipping through the investigation log, for the time being, the soldier observed his passages.


Flipping through the pages, a sea of questions flowed through the chimera. Just what was missing? Surely, he hadn't missed anything of particular importance throughout the portion he had visited within the seventy-two hours. But, he supposed only the peak was enough for the Cryo Archon.


Spotting the word nothing written down in his notes, the soldier blinked. Perhaps, just maybe, stating the domain had nothing going on was a mistake. Slamming the book shut, the chimera placed the log into his back uniform pocket. Enough dawdling, it was time to continue the investigation.


Opening the proxy orb into map form, the chimera highlighted the Sumeru section of the map. But, as he had done so, a peculiar section towards the bottom of the location list stuck out to the chimera. Veluriyam Mirage listed within the locations, the chimera tilted his head. Had the domain been a teleport location the entire time? Trying to find three days prior was a waste for sure, if such were the case.


Pressing the Veluriyam Mirage section, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Why were there Teleport Waypoints within a domain? How incredibly odd. But, he supposed not all domains were the same. Taking a long deep breath, the chimera highlighted the waypoint within Silver Bottle Courtyard. Teleportation about to begin, the chimera closed his eyes. As the fast travel to the mirage world began, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


He needed to get everything perfect today, or his life was over.


***


"What is going on here?!
How is this happening? One
Evening in the Mare Jivari, some
Really dusty bottle appeared here. Soie and I
Eventually found ourselves sucked in!


Is this some kind of dream?
Soie, pinch me! Okay,


That hurt, honestly!
Huh, so if this is real, then where am
I, anyway? I see a rainforest,
Some large tent over there.


Wait. Wait, wait a minute, hold it.
Hold on just a second. Is this Sumeru?
Eew, not again. I bet this
Rowdy panthers are going to accuse us of misdeeds!
Even so, this place I can tell it's different.


Ah, Soie suggests we check out the tent.
Right, good idea! In we go! But,
Everything crashes as


We step inside. Some from the outside curves the situation. The
Exit, is stuck! The curtains are closed!


How will we get out of here?
Oh, Archons, Archons, Archons!
Why are portals always only one way!


Do we have to stay here
In this tent until someone else comes inside?
Do we remain stuck here until


We are freed from here?
Everything is gone,


Guess we're stuck here for some time!
Everything is gone, and
This tent is all that remains!


Hey, Olann, if you're watching from Celestia,
Even if you're not, help Soie and me! Haha,
Right, ghosts can't touch people.
Everything is so great right now!


Hey, portal, if you're listening, you're
Evil, you hear me?
Look at what you've done!
Please, just send us back to the Mare Jivari!"


Upon reaching Silver Bottle Courtyard through the Teleport Waypoint, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Was it just his imagination, or had the atmosphere felt heavier than last time? But, the chimera shook his head. He was imagining things, for sure. Stepping towards the receptionist desk, the chimera prepared himself.


Idiya with an incredibly nervous look on her face, the hyena blinked. What was going on? Why did the receptionist look so uneasy for? Hearing the sound of footsteps in the corner, the soldier turned his attention towards the noise. Myší and Ulka walking by with rather impatient looks on their faces, the chimera kept his face forward.


"Dewe yew awe," Myší said, stamping her foot. "Stuff gawt weiwd when yew weft!"


Hearing Myší's complaints, the soldier lowered himself onto his knees, for a moment. What could have possibly happened between the time he had been in the domain and the moments he was away? But, no such question would leave his lips. He knew he had no right to ask about such. Observing the rat and cat duo, for a moment, an alarming sight caught the soldier's eyes.


Seeing various scrapes across the lady's legs and uniform ripped from the backside, the chimera could not help but wonder. Had the two been battling? Surely, none of the monsters here were powerful enough to tear up clothing. Ulka's eyes soon wandering towards him with a look or irritation, the soldier turned towards the opposite direction. Maybe he had gazed for too long.


"Ha. Why are you looking at me?" Ulka asked, tone irritated. "These scrapes are nothing!" Rolling her shoulder, she put on a toothy smile. "Now, get to work!"


Ulka laughing, like usual, the chimera shrugged. He supposed he had nothing to concern himself over. Knowing he had to resume his investigation, the soldier prepared himself to head back towards the entrance. But, as he was about to leave, screams overtook the area.


Dashing off towards the commotion, the chimera's eyes opened wide as he crossed the bridge around the area. Large, ovular vortex appearing beside the pool with the odd towering water structure, the early adult blinked. When had a portal appeared here? Screams coming from deep inside, the soldier backed eight steps away.


Something was coming. Any second now.


Splash echoing on the wind, the soldier's heart leaped out of his chest as the new sights burned into his eyes. Large, serpentine dragon with leaf like appendages, the chimera let out a gulp. Where had this dragon come from? Wherever it had been, he knew he was in for a challenge at any given moment. But, such had not been the only thing that emerged from the vortex.


Onur hopping out of the portal alongside Wren and Dove with heavy looks of bewilderment, the hyena's heart skipped another beat. If the three of them saw him, he would be shooed away, for sure. Three leaping onto the wooden walkway, the soldier backed six steps further away. He needed to stay out of sight, out of mind.


"Well, giiiirls, looooks like we're noooot in the Girdle of Sands anymoooore," Onur said, arms arm vis shoulders. A retort had come vis way immediately.


"Freak, you're the one who insisted we fight this thing!" Wren shouted at the top of her lungs. "It's your fault we're in this situation!"


Dragon letting out a roar, the hyena grit his teeth. Any minute now, and the enemy would attack, for sure. If such were the case, he needed to fight, guaranteed. Dove soon turning her head towards the opposite direction, the early adult leaped back as her eyes focused on his pants. Why was she looking at him? Didn't she have other things to focus on? Looking ready to shout, the early adult remained glued to the bridge.


"Wren, don't waste your precious breaths arguing with ver," Dove mumbled. She then placed her finger on her chin. "O-oh, it's you." Eyes on the man's vision, she reached for her back pocket. "You have a vision..." She mumbled again. "Here, take it!" Bow riding the wind, here eyes wandered. "I'm sorry!" Continuing to mumble, her eyes wandered back to Wren.


Bow tossed his way, the early adult grabbed the weapon. Green bow that looked like it had been recurved a few times, the soldier let out a sigh. He was going to have to fight with archery? He was going to fail, for sure. Enemy ready to leap into action, the hyena placed the weapon in his left hand. He supposed he had no choice but to battle with what he had been gifted.


Dragon sinking into the waters beneath and lunging itself forward towards Wren, Dove and Onur in the front, the chimera aimed his bow towards the creature's chest. Arrow held on the string for fifteen seconds, a yellow-green aura radiated throughout the sharpshooter. Pulling the string back, the weapon rode the wind.


Enemy bending towards the right, the arrow submerged itself into the pool beneath it. Seeing such, the early adult's legs shook. He needed to aim better, guaranteed. Placing another arrow on the string, the weapon had come charging at the creature. But, such had been a failure, as well.


Creature submerging itself into the bed of water once more, the target had been lost. Large green shadow soon appearing underneath the wood, the enemy locked itself onto the trio in front of him. Front limbs barraging the three, a shockwave shook the world around him.


Onur swinging vis scythe around as the monster's rampage kept going, the early adult repositioned his legs. Perhaps, just maybe, it was best to aim for the creature's limbs, for the time being. Aiming the bow downward towards the wooden walkway, the arrow darted towards the enemy's hands.


Dragon sending the arrow back towards the direction it came, the early adult jumped towards the left. Had the monster anticipated such attack was coming? Perception was a beast to behold. Creature returning itself to the lake beside it, the creature lived to see another minute.


Monster slamming its body down in the water glowing with intense energy, the early adult aimed for the creature's backside. The back was open for the taking. Surely, it would not be able to anticipate such arrow coming. Resolute on his decision, the hyena readied to take fire.


Such area of interest was an utter failure. Limbs emerging towards him, leafy arms slapped the battling trio in front of him, and he. Incredible force taking him for a loop, the soldier let out a grunt. Nature was a powerful force to be reckoned with, indeed. Onur's scythe infused with pitch black air withering one of the limbs away, the soldier repositioned the arrow on his bow once more. This time, for sure, he would hit something.


Wren and Dove's bullet barrages soon taking the stage, as well, three of the four limbs disintegrated into nothing. But, as the soldier attempted to aim for the last remaining arm, the detached joint struck back. Spiky leaf arm of doom tossing him around like a pancake on the stove, the bow broke itself loose from the soldier's palms.


Bullet barrage taking out the final limb, the early adult let out a gulp. He had not been able to launch a single attack. If Her Majesty were watching him, she would be disappointed in him, for sure. Monster soon crawling back underwater, the early adult returned the bow to his hands. He needed to keep trying to land a hit, no matter what.


Seeing the stranger in the corner fail to hit a monster multiple times, Wren shook her head. This person couldn't shoot a single arrow correctly? What a pathetic loser. How typical of Dove to choose the wrong thing like usual. He was wasting space on the battlefield, full stop.


"Really? You can't aim with a bow? Pathetic!" Wren exclaimed, irritated. "Stop wasting space on the battlefield!"


The hyena could feel his heart skip another beat. Right, he had to try harder to be accurate. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. Creature soon reemerging, the chimera prepared himself. The torso, perhaps, just maybe, it was best to aim for the creature's center.


Creature surrounding itself with projectiles, the soldier switched the position of his legs. Jumping towards the right and left as the projectiles were about to rain down, the hyena readied the bow once more. Arrow missing for what felt like the tenth time of the day, the early adult kept his attempts going. One arrow soon turning into six failures, the fight did not budge even a centimeter.


Projectiles returning for a second round, the reaper gazelle's weapon had soon been lifted like a wooden club. Onur sending the bullets back towards the direction they came, the tides had soon turned. Knowing such was an opportunity, the seventh arrow rode the wind.


Singular weapon striking the monster, and scythe swipes finishing the deed, the early adult let out a deep breath. Was the fight already over? Such was an astronomically incorrect assumption, on his part. Shockwaves overtaking the area, the dragon dispersed within the water once more.


The battle had only just begun.


Large pulsating bulb appearing off to the side near a tree, peculiar creatures surrounded the core of energy. Light green clam like monster and other leafy creatures attacking the core for minutes on end, the hyena tilted his head. Where had these enemies come from? Core oozing with energy, the hyena attempted to throw down a flower friend. But, such action was cancelled before it could even begin.


Onur sprinting onto the scene singing about reaping souls, the hyena backed twenty steps away. Scythe slicing the creatures up into nothing for minutes on end, the chimera could feel his stomach turn into a pile of rocks. Reapers were not to be messed with. Barrage of enemies vanquished one after another, the bulbus root removed itself from the picture.


Entire area tinted green, energy surrounded itself in the pool. Dragon returning itself to the battlefield with a powerful roar, the chimera blinked. Was it just him, or had the enemy gained a lot more colors? Creature looking ready for the final countdown, the soldier clutched the arrows beside him.


Creature marking an area beside Wren and Dove, the two jumped backwards. Party of two placing their hands out in front of them, a sea of bullets rained down upon the monster's head. Seeing such, an idea had come into the early adult's mind. Perhaps, just maybe, firing off arrows in rapid fire would do the trick.


Attempting to rapid fire ten arrows one second after another, the soldier copied the girl's movements like a red bird that repeated what people said to it. One-third of the arrows hitting, the hyena attempted to keep such momentum going. But, such had come to an end in a matter of moments.


Enemy soon leaping upward as a shockwave overtook the area, shields entered the picture in a matter of moments. Trio running into the strange green bubbles, the early adult headed for cover. Showers of nature's energy overtaking the area, the soldier closed his eyes. But, the fight would soon add a fifth member to the party.


Hearing the sound of a gunshot from afar, the hyena turned his attention towards the monster. Seven bullets infused with delusional Dendro energy racing on the air, the metallic balls of doom locked onto the enemy. Barrage nailing the creature, its vitality had sapped itself to zero in a matter of moments.


Creature fading into the ether, the hyena turned his attention towards the tree in the corner. Myší blowing on her bazooka the hyena rose an eyebrow. Had she been hiding around the area the entire time waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike? Her Majesty's other Fatui were odder than balls.


Onur stepping off towards the side, ver finger soon pointed off in an accusatory manner. Hearing ver tell Myší if she had the power to defeat the dragon, she should have battled sooner, the early adult blinked. Onur, not getting all touchy in the presence of a woman? Had the world flipped upside down?


Wren and Dove arguing amongst themselves, as well, the chimera placed his hands over his ears. But, such had soon been cut short. Portal of darkness returning once more, the desert dwellers were sucked into the center in an instant. Group of three returned to whence they came, bewilderment nibbled on the cartilage of the hyena's ear.


Pool of water soon empty, the chimera blinked. What was happening in the Veluriyam Mirage? He could not help but feel something had been off in the area. Everything calming down after half an hour had passed, the hyena returned himself to the main area within the courtyard.


Atmosphere remaining thick, the early adult could not help but continue to ponder. The portal, where could it have possibly come from? Trouble was brewing in the domain world inside the desert bottle, for sure. Recalling Myší had mentioned something strange was going on, the hyena turned his attention towards the reception desk. Perhaps, just maybe, the receptionist knew something.


Stepping towards the reception desk, the soldier drew a circle on the air. Making strange noises that sounded like a child pretending it was a ghost, the hyena looked into the receptionist's eyes. Nervous look on her face not leaving, information had come his way.


"Yes, portals have opened up everywhere here!" Idiya shouted, nervous tone persisting in her voice. "Please deal with this! Your map thing should locate where they are!" Slipping in that she was useless, her eyes closed.


Receptionist calling herself useless once again, the hyena let out a sigh. Did she have to add that last part in? Such was unnecessary. Opening his proxy orb into map form, the soldier studied the Veluriyam Mirage section, for a moment. Spotting a black portal icon by the domain's entrance, the soldier headed off towards the courtyard's exit. But, as he prepared to do so, Ulka blocked the way.


"If you find yourself struggling with the portals," Ulka said with a cheeky grin on her face. "Come holler, and maybe Myší and I will feel bad enough to come and help you!"


Siorc rolled his eyes to the sky. Did Ulka think he was completely helpless? Absolutely ridiculous. He didn't need assistance. Surely, whatever enemies that were about to pop out of the portals were not large enough of a problem to give him any trouble. Traversing the long wooden bridge, the chimera prepared himself for the fights ahead.


Spotting the dreamcatcher shadow off in the distance as he dashed through another bridge, the soldier steeled himself. Surely, the creatures within the portal were only Hilichurls. Struggling would not happen. Everything would be fine, for sure. But, as he ran through the entrance way, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier.


Portal sitting in the small damp area, the vortex swerved as the soldier approached it. Hydro cube emerging, the soldier backed four steps away. Where had this monster come from? He had never seen it before anywhere in Teyvat. Cube floating upwards into the air, the chimera jumped six steps back. Another fight was about to take the stage.


Cube absorbing the water around it and jiggling the early adult prepared to throw down a flower a friend. But, such attack lead to nowhere. Cube summoning small water blob creatures that looked like they were the unwanted cousins in the Slime family, the soldier blinked. The enemy could summon friends, as well? He needed to take them out of the picture.


Silk flower friend removing the cube's familiars out of the picture, the hyena placed himself into a launching stance. Cube's shields soon downed, the soldier placed an arrow onto the string. Holding the shot for fifteen seconds, Dendro added itself to the mix. But, as the arrow danced towards the enemy, the watery prism took a dive of a lifetime.


Prism turning itself into a cube, copies of itself rolled onto the stage. Cube storm looking ready to wash him away, the soldier dashed off towards the side. Waters splashing up a storm as the copies headed back towards the original, the hyena kept running. Spheres becoming one, waves took the stage.


Attempting to launch another arrow, the early adult aimed for the prism once more. But, such continued to be a failure. Enemy moving across the water as his weapons kept coming, the hyena grit his teeth. Was the water cube mocking him? Shield coming back with a vengeance, bubbles took the stage.


Cubes dispersing themselves around the bubble, dolphins added themselves to the battle. Aquatic creature soon behind him, the creature leaped into action. Bottled nose whipping him a new one, the early adult grit his teeth. The Hydro prism had high friends in high places, indeed.


Multiple arrows missing the mark for minutes on end, the hyena let out a noise of frustration. Archery was not his forte. Cube slamming waves his way, the early adult's possibly human rear and the submerged ground met. Aquatic barrage continuing, the side reversed itself towards the enemy. Archery continuing to fail for minutes on end, failure readied to blare its victory horn.


Hearing the sound crawling off in the distance, the chimera tilted his head. Just who could it have been that was approaching? But, such question had an immediate answer. Rasa and Lechi crawling onto the scene, scorpion forms aplenty, eyes soon wandered towards him, in an instant.


"You idiot!" Lechi shouted. "Why are you fighting with a bow if you can't aim?"


"Lechi, cool it. This is an enemy that shields itself," Rasa responded, human arms around their chest. "He can't be expected to aim."


"Says you!" Lechi barked back. "Whatever. Step back, Fatui loser, I'm going to poison it."


Scorpion duo stepping towards the enemy, stingers out, toxins took the stage. Cube shaking as the venom circled around it, the cube of pure water absorbed the moisture around it. Slime friends slithering slowly towards their possible figurehead, the soldier threw down a flower friend.


Vines taking the first aquatic blob out of the picture, the soldier provided silent commands to the Windwheel Aster once more. Vines slapping the second strange slime out of the equation, as well, the Hydro Cube had become one with the water. Scorpion siblings stepping off the scene, the early adult turned his attention back towards the map.


Portal inside the courtyard once more, the hyena dashed back towards the bridges. There was no time to waste. He needed to end this once and for all. Vortex sitting beside the railing system, the early adult let out a gulp. What was about to show itself this time?


Gigantic icy flower with a snowflake like leaves rooting itself onto the tracks, a shock shot down the chimera's spine. The Cryo Regisvine had popped itself out of the portal? He needed to take care of such obstacle immediately. Hydro Eidolons disguising themselves as watery swords, the fight was on.


Knowing he had to aim for the core on the flower's center, the soldier attempted with all his might to aim for the crystal. Arrows hitting as the spherical creatures kept their disguised swipes going, a wave of confidence flowed through the hyena. Surely, this fight would go quickly.


Core cracking slowly but surely as the arrows reached their target, the enemy's head soon dropped towards the ground. Knowing the chance to defeat it had arisen, the chimera's Silk Flower friend took the railway stage. But, his solo fight had soon become a dance for two.


Ulka flying onto the scene, rocky projectiles rained down from the sky in a rapid manner. Boulder bullet dropping down upon the icy flower's head like hailstorm, the early adult turned towards the Silk Flower friend dancing about. Pointing at the plant's head, as well vines slapped the monster's head a new one.


Geo and Dendro breaking even as the fight picked up in speed, the icy flower became one with nature. But, as victory tooted its own horn, more enemies took the stage. Whopperflowers a deep ocean blue, the soldier blinked. Where in the world had these monsters come from? He had never seen ones wielding the element of Hydro. But, such thoughts were cut short as a gunshot ruptured the sound of the area.


Myší dropping a gift of delusional Dendro bullets everywhere, the early adult dashed off towards the courtyard once more. He supposed he could leave the smaller enemies to Myší, and Ulka for the time being. But, as he returned to the courtyard, a terrifying surprise raided the houses.


Group of dark blue Vishaps with pointy scales and sharp claws, a sea of questions flowed through the chimera. What were the Vishaps from Enkanomiya doing here? He could not help but feel someone was behind the portal chaos. But, he knew he had no time to think about such things. He had to make the enemies go back to whence they came right away.


Monsters letting out a roar, an orb of water released from the enemy's mouths in unison. Water about to come for him any second, the chimera jumped towards the left. Such jump was a major miscalculation. Spheres surrounding him from every corner, the balls claimed him as their prize.


Vision on his uniform pants growing dimmer, the hyena clicked his tongue. Did the Vishaps think stealing his elemental energy was enough to quell him? Preparing himself, an arrow soon rode the wind. Two more weapons infused with the power of nature aimed at the other enemies, the fight continued.


Dendro infused arrows barely scraping the enemy, a second tongue click echoed on the area. Whatever the balls of water had done to him, he could not let this become his downfall. Arrow barrage continuing, the tables were unable to turn. Creatures curling themselves up, the triple triad of doom's tails spun like a robotic propeller.


Tail spin coming into contact, the hyena let out a scream. Feeling his energy deplete further as the attacks kept taking him for a ride, the early adult attempted with any energy that remained to bring arrows back into the picture. Four soon tossed the first Vishap's way, the creature let out a guttural roar.


Wheels of water slamming the early adult down, the young soldier rose to his feet. Three on one was quite the advantage, indeed. Two flower friends added to the mix, an idea had soon popped into the soldier's head. Perhaps, just maybe, if his flowers aimed for the water projectiles, the tables would soon turn.


Triple triad Vishaps launching water wheels once more, the early adult pointed at the projectiles. Windwheel Aster and Silk Flower's vines striking the aquatic projectiles like they were nothing, seeds exploded upon the battlefield. Tables beginning to turn, the monsters let out a roar.


Water balls ready, and waiting, vines cornered the situation. Dendro cores denoting as water intertwined with nature, the trio landed on their backsides. Knowing now was his opportunity to end it, the soldier's bow took one last inaccurate stand. Arrows hitting the spikes instead, pained roars broke out.


Arrow soon claiming the monster's stomachs, the prehistoric dragons returned back towards the portal whence they came. Taking a long deep breath, the early adult studied his map, for a moment. Vortex icon sitting in the desert, the soldier stepped off towards the left. He supposed it was time to head for the station.


Switching the railing system onto the desert track, the early adult summoned the flower mobile. Entering himself into the cart, the soldier gazed out the window as the boxcar raced down the tracks. Just how many more enemies awaited him? He supposed he still had a long day ahead of him.


Boxcar parking itself into the station, the hyena's ears perked as he removed himself from the vehicle. Hearing various Hilichurls off in the distance, the early adult sauntered onward. But, as the sandy world was upon him, the chimera's eyes opened wide at the sight before him.


Army of scythe wielding Hilichurls in every inch of the small desert area, fear feasted on the hyena. Counting the strength in numbers, the early adult hands shook. There were twenty Hilichurls here? There was no way he would stand a chance. Pack readying to strike him blind, the chimera dashed off towards the opposite direction.


Enemies sprinting at breakneck speed, the soldier kept running. Group readying to launch slimes his way, the early adult readied his bow. Perhaps, if he aimed at the gelatinous creatures first, their defenses would drop one after another. Concentrating as much as his mind would allow, arrows popped the slime army into condensation.


Reaperchurls swiping their scythes, the chimera kept his arrow rain going. Multiple weapons missing alongside hits, the early adult took a long deep breath as the enemy's numbers dwindled slowly. One-hundredth arrow soon vanquishing ten of the twenty, the hyena would not falter.


A couple Hilichurls floating on the air with Slimes they soon acquainted themselves with, the early adult cracked his knuckles. He supposed it was time for the arrows to take to the skies. Aiming in a careful matter, the fourth arrow hit the target. Enemies no longer airborne, the army's numbers were reduced by five.


Vine cocoon soon reducing five to zero, the hyena rubbed his eyes as he gazed at the next portal upon his map. The battles were a never ending sea. Vortex within the Overgrown Valley area, the soldier returned himself to the flower mobile. He knew he had no choice but to keep fighting until the portals were no more.


Cart returning him to the station, the world of fighting closed in on him in a matter of moments. Flying serpent taking the stage, the soldier held back the urge to sigh. Just how many portals were there? Whoever was causing such vortexes to appear was enjoying themselves, guaranteed.


Serpents removed from the equation, the soldier headed towards the southeast direction. Falcons joining the party, the hyena kept the bow and arrow barrage going. Desert beasts aplenty, the cycle repeated itself for hours on end. But, as the fights continued, something of peculiar note caught the chimera's mismatched eyes.


Heading towards the waters, a peculiarity overtook the lake. Purple ducks swimming across the water as electricity zapped the pools a new one, the early adult tilted his head. Weren't mimic creatures always Hydro? Where did Electro ones come from? Portals were strange. Avian creatures splashing about with a fury, the hyena readied for action.


Silk flower friend instantly taking the electrified ducks out of their misery, the soldier snapped his fingers. Flower leaving the field, the hyena turned his attention towards the cave entrance. Spotting one final portal within the area, the chimera dashed towards the eastward path.


Large snake that looked like it could tower two windmills standing on top of one another, the early adult rolled up his sleeves. One last enemy, there was one only one fight to go. Preparing himself for the final nail in the battle coffin, the hyena placed himself into a fighting stance.


Reptile hissing on the air, the creature dropped itself onto the ground. World beneath him shaking as the enemy landed, the soldier tumbled backwards. Snake swiping its tail multiple times, the floor beneath him soon became his best friend. Swipes only getting faster as the seconds raged onward, the odds were never in his favor.


Enemy raising back upwards towards the trees, its tail coiled around the hyena's torso. World upside down, the monster's grip lessened as the seconds had become minutes. Tip of the tail letting go, the soldier had become airborne. Body hitting the stone cave entrance, weakness hugged the hyena from behind.


Game of toss a soldier continuing for minutes on end, the early adult let out a huff. Height had its advantages, indeed. Snake distracting itself, the early adult launched an arrow on the wind. Tips making themselves known one after another, an idea had popped into the soldier's fading human brain.


Perhaps, just maybe, if he ran around the snake would chase him and hit the cave wall. Resolute on his decision, the early adult had begun running. Serpent soon gaining chase, the hyena kept sprinting. Dashing towards the cave entrance, the hyena bolted in. Reptile soon following, the train tracks and its head soon met.


Reptile entangled within the railings system, the hyena stepped out from the cave world. He supposed, for the time being, he would continue to need to find other solutions while remaining claymoreless. No portals remaining, a wave of tiredness overtook the soldier. Returning to the courtyard, the chimera undid the zipper upon his tent.


But, as the soldier crawled up into his temporary abode, a realization had soon overtook him. His notes, he had added nothing to them today. If Her Majesty were watching, she would kill him, for sure. Removing the leaflet from his back pocket, the chimera raced to write down as much as possible.


Three pages detailing the portal phenomenon, the early adult slammed the tome shut. Surely, he had recorded enough information for the day. Wave of fatigue coming back to haunt him, the soldier curled up upon the tent's floors. But, as sleep were about to take him away, a repeat question hugged him from behind.


Who, or what was causing the portals to appear?


The hyena did not know, but whoever was causing it had sinister reasons, for sure.


***


"Something just isn't right here.
Obviously, these portals aren't normal.
Maybe someone wants to cause trouble,
Even so, I do not understand
This. Why here, of all places? There's no one really
Here. These portals,
I feel they serve no purpose.
Nothing but an obstacle for me.
Guess Myší and Ulka might know something, but


I can't ask them anything.
Surely, if they did know, they


Would say something.
Right, they would definitely say something,
Of course. I do
Not know who may be behind this, but I suppose I will
Gather more information about this.


However long this takes, I need to keep recording, this investigation has begun
Evolving. It has begun changing.
Rasa, Lechi, I wonder how they are handling these
Evolving times? I suppose with anger. But, I need to keep investigating. That is key."


Waking up the next morning, the soldier gazed at the proxy map. Noting there had been an entire northern area within the domain he had not explored yet, a decision had been made. The portals could wait. Stepping outside the tent, the hyena placed one foot forward. But, as he prepared to leave, a predictable sight stood in his way.


Myší standing beside his tent, the early adult held back the urge to groan. Did Myší sleep out here? She needed to find another place to take to her slumber. Masked eyes soon on him, the hyena turned his attention towards the trigger happy havoc rat. Whatever she had to say, he knew had no choice but to listen.


"Uwka and I wiw take cawe of da powtas today," Myší said, finger pointing off towards the courtyard. "Get back ta yewr jouwna wok."


Myší overtaking portal duty, the soldier nodded. He supposed Myší and Ulka would be able to defeat every single monster that were to come their way. Walking towards the courtyard, the hyena titled his head. The pool in the corner towards the bridge, what secrets did it hold? He knew he had to investigate it.


Traversing the bridge, the hyena returned himself to the small pool in the corner. Tilting his head upward, a sight cemented into place. Water upstream towering towards the sky, the chimera recorded such phenomenon in the notebook. Hypothesizing the waves powered something, the early adult turned his head towards the left. Wheel catching his attention, the chimera wondered. Where could the wheel have been? Exiting the bridge, the soldier ascended a couple hillsides.


Climbing upward some more, a mossy tree slightly hollowed out soon caught the soldier's attention. Pathway up above it, the chimera ascended the woody area. Reaching the top, a peculiar overtook the area. Odd tree trunk as hollow as the other preventing entrance, a sign stood in the hyena's way.


Sign stating the attraction was inoperable, the early adult blinked. The wheel in the sky, was it some sort of ride for one's amusement? If it were broken, he supposed nothing could be done. Descending back downward, the chimera gazed at his map once more. Area south of the courtyard catching his interest, the hyena set his sights low.


Spotting railing tracks as he descended down towards the ground, the hyena wrote down a hypothesis within the pages of his investigation log. Coming to the conclusion railing tracks were everywhere within the Veluriyam Mirage, the early adult kept walking.


Reaching a small forest beside a waterfall, the early adult leaped over the railing tracks. Wooden walkway reached with multiple Hydro Eidolons disguising themselves as obstacles, the chimera recorded his findings in the notebook. Adding a section entitled shapeshifter disguises, the soldier kept his eyes open for other strange occurrences.


Walking across a dirt road path hosting some sort of challenge, the chimera could not help but wonder. Why had there been so many challenges within the area when no one except for the scorpions and blue haired people were here to try them? But, the chimera pushed such thought away. Maybe they were here for future visitors.


Soon coming across a walkway lit up with jewels, a particular sign caught the soldier's attention. Wooden post in the shape of an arrow pointing at two boxes with faces on them, the chimera turned his attention to the crates. But, as he had proceeded to do so, nothing of note caught his eyes. Could something have been here in the past? He supposed such could have been the case. Ascending the wooden walkway, the hyena sauntered onward.


Lake down below with Niloapala Lotuses, the early adult descended the cliffs. But, the soldier ignored the riverbed for the time being. Taking note there had been another side of the cliffs, the chimera dashed towards the opposite end.


Ascending a large tree, the early adult kept going. Reaching a civilization after about two hours of walking, the early adult could not help but wonder. Did the Hydro Eidolons live in houses like humanity? He supposed such could have been the case. Continuing his stroll, a high risen area with wooden ladders and bridges awaited him.


Finding himself in Thinking Theater, an open door stuck out to the chimera. Who would leave their entranceway open? He supposed letting the owner know they should close it wouldn't hurt. Tiptoeing inside, the hyena prepared himself to speak. But, no such words ever came.


Blue haired man talking about a play, the soldier prepared to stage his exit. Had he stepped into a director's office? Maybe it was best to not disturb someone hard at work. But, a ridiculous thought soon wrapped vines around the hyena. The director, could he have been responsible for the portals popping up?


Shaking his head, the hyena popped such thought away with a pin. There was no way some random director was responsible for the portal chaos happening throughout. Spotting a wooden ladder, the soldier ascended for what felt like the fifth time of the day. Climb upward taking him to a secondary area hosting another house, the chimera gazed at the area around him.


Such observation was cut short as the sound of a blaring announcement cut through the area. Speakers in the corner talking about a castle, the Hydro Eidolons of the area crowded around the blaring noise. Hearing more about the palace, the soldier recorded his findings.


Trailing off towards the west, the castle had soon been reached. Stepping towards the walkway, a projector caught the chimera's attention. Seeing such, the hyena could not help but wonder. The crystal balls, could they have been some sort of device used to tell some sort of stories? He could not help but feel the director might have been using them for his plays around the domain.


Everything recorded, the early adult gazed at his map once more. What lied north of the theater? He knew it was within his best interest to take a look. Returning back towards the housing area, the chimera descended downward back towards ground level. Grass crunching beneath his feet, the waterfall caught his eyes for the second time of the day.


Soon discovering a cave, the early adult stepped inside. But, as he had done so, an oddity took the stage. Peculiar owl statues with glowing red eyes laser focused on a rock, the chimera blinked of bewilderment. Were these props for some sort of play? Writing down his discovery, the soldier kept trudging along.


Coming across cardboard dragons and a cannon ball, the hyena blinked. Was this a set for some sort of show? He supposed a cave was an easy backdrop for storytelling. Continuing his observations, the early adult wrote down information within the investigation log.


Coming across an area with Hydro Eidolons surrounding a boat and another projector, theories crafted themselves into the chimera's brain. This cave, it had to have been used for some of pirate kamera shoot. Surely, that had to have been the case. Dashing off towards the other end, his suspicions soon grew four sizes.


Entire area littered with golden coins everywhere, the scene spoke for itself. Treasure chests sinking within the various piles of gold, the chimera wrote down more hypothesises within the investigation tome. Suggesting that the entirety of Thinker's Theater was a director's playground, the soldier slammed the book shut.


Turning his head towards the left and right, unease flowed through the soldier. Was someone watching him? Shaking his head, the early adult exited the cave. There was no way. He was the only one here. He was overthinking it, for sure. Returning to the theater area, the early adult had begun to head west.


Continuing upon the westward path for an hour, an area of interest soon came to the chimera's attention. Circus tent soon in front of him, the soldier placed his hand behind the back of his ear. Was it just his imagination, or was he hearing people complaining behind the tent's door? Shaking his head, the early adult tuned out the noise. Whatever was going on behind closed doors was no business of his.


Recording his findings about the tent, a headache waiting to happen blasted blinding light into his eyes. Bright lamps around the circus area with blue and orange mirrors, the soldier could not help but wonder. Were these lights used for performances? If such were the case, they could hurt someone's eyes. Multiple other lamps everywhere with some spherical water creatures beside them, the hyena logged his findings.


Continuing on the path, a new discovery took the stage. Blue haired people hosting attractions involving a board game with finches, a cannonball game, and various others, a realization had washed over the soldier. The Veluriyam Mirage had been set up for some sort of summer carnival. Knowing more awaited him up north, the hyena kept the investigation going.


Heading up north, the soldier could not help but wonder. The domain was all set up for some sort of carnival with no one to visit it. Had the people within been setting up and remaining here like this for all eternity? While he knew the forest ranger trainee had been here previously, no idea of how long would come to him. But, he supposed it could have been recently, or years back. Time was a fickle measurement always moving to the beat of its own drum.


Finding himself in an empty cliffside the hyena let out a sigh. Nothing of especial note sticking out to him, the early adult returned towards the possible circus area. The world was empty. What could Her Majesty possibly want from this place? But, he knew he could not give up. He had to keep investigating.


Recalling the small house beside the desert south of the courtyard, a decision inserted itself into the hyena's fading human mind. Perhaps, just maybe, something of note awaited him in the abode at the end of the desert railing tracks. Heading for the station, the soldier summoned the flower mobile.


Long winding rails soon taking him towards the desert house, the soldier removed himself from the boxcar. But, as he stepped outside to observe the abode, nothing of note stuck out to the chimera. Empty home with nothing but an open door, the hyena returned himself to the boxcar. He supposed he had wasted his time coming here.


As the flower mobile had begun to ride the tracks back towards the Silver Bottle Courtyard, a loud yawn released itself from the chimera's throat. Evening sky soon taking over, the early adult had begun recording once more. Writing down information about the circus attractions, fear hugged him from behind. There was no way Her Majesty would find any of this information useful.


Returning to the courtyard, the hyena walked over to his tent. Readying himself to return to the world of dreams, the soldier undid the zipper. As he had done such, however, a black portal opened up within his distanced field of vision. Knowing that he could not leave such alone, the soldier dashed off towards the vortex.


Portal beside the pool of water the second day in a row, a sea of snakes threw themselves out of the spiraling vortex. Quadruple dozen reptiles making themselves at home around the courtyard, the early adult deployed his temporary bow. There was no way he could allow such creatures to bring terror to the water people. They had to be taken care of now.


Group of four vipers looking ready to eat Hydro Eidolons for their late night snack, the early adult prepared the bow and arrow. Three shots missing one after another as the creatures slithered about, the hyena took a deep breath. He needed to focus. He couldn't allow himself to slip up anymore. Switching his position, the early adult aimed towards the ground.


Four of many reptiles taken out of the picture, the early adult kept running. Placing his leg behind him as more vipers slithered upon the ground, the soldier's legs and the serpents met. Creatures airborne, he swore if he had kicked any harder, they would have been punted to the moon.


Arrows taking out another set of serpents, the hyena fingers twitched. Archery was quite the finger heavy exercise. Multiple vipers soon taken out of the picture, the sound of familiar tiny footsteps kicked up in volume as his fight against the snakes kept going. Myší soon taking the stage, her bazooka had begun to do the talking.


Delusional grassy bullets opening multiple holes within many serpent's torsos, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Was such acts of violence even necessary? Surely, only scathing them slightly with the bazooka had to have been enough. Ulka soon stepping onto the scene as well, her pistol took to the stage.


Snakes vanquished one after another, Myší's rat ears on the top of her head had begun to move about ferociously. Seeing such, the hyena let out a gulp. Had he done something to make her angry? While he knew she had told him to leave the portals to her, letting the snakes run rampant was not an option. But, he knew he had to keep such defense to himself. Masked rat looking ready to speak, the soldier surrendered himself to the incoming anger.


"I told yew Uwka and I wouwd take cawe of da snakes!" Myší said, hands on the chimera's back. "Go ta sweep." As she said such, she pushed the hyena towards his tent.


"Yeah, what she said!" Ulka chimed in. "Leave the snakes to our guns!" Placing her hands on his back as well, she assisted in the back pushing. "In you go!"


Girls throwing him into his tent like he was a doll, the zipper on the other side had been closed shut. Guns blasting through the air, the early adult placed his hands over his ears. Why couldn't the two of them just fight with their delusions? Many ears had to have been damaged because of them.


Noise dying like a drowning Hilichurl, the soldier opened up the investigation log once more. Writing down more information about the portals, the soldier tapped the feathered quilled pen. Would stating he did not know who had been causing this be insufficient? But, he supposed he could cross out such entry later if it no longer applied. Writing down the identity of the culprit of the portal incident remained unknown, the tome of written knowledge slammed itself shut.


Curling up into a ball upon the tent floor, a sea of thoughts had begun to crash at bay. Myší and Ulka, they had to have been cross with him for interrupting their portal battles, for sure. Tossing and turning upon the floor as the thoughts continued, the early adult closed his eyes. He needed to stop thinking about such things. Wave of tiredness soon overtaking him, the tossing ceased. But, as the world of sleep were about to take him away, one thought looped on repeat.


He mustn't cross Myší and Ulka's boundaries, or he'll be shot, for sure.


***


"It has been about a week


Since that bottle sucked Élénk and I into
This strange land.
I don't know where I am, but
Looks like snakes have already plagued this place because of me. But this makes no sense, no
Leylines are here. I know, I tested.


Do not know why I am causing snakes to appear.
Or maybe there are some leylines hidden underneath.


No. There isn't any. I know Élénk would agree.
Over this past week, I have been trying to find him, but no dice.
These paths haven't crossed. Ezrek, ah, wait, no


Kígyó. I haven't seen Kígyó in here anywhere. Hmm,
No, that name doesn't feel right.
Opening my artificial mouth to say that feels
Wrong. Well, it is what it is. But, I haven't spotted my sibling here.


Well, our argument it's what got us
Here in the first place. Denying
Élénk and I exist again, if we hadn't
Raged ourselves up, I feel like we wouldn't
Even be here. Maybe that's true. Maybe


I'd have still been in Sumeru right about now. Hah, I'm


Amusing myself with this idea, but
Maybe I'm just trying to find someone else to


Blame. That's it, yes, I'm just tired of being here in this
Unusual place. Yes, yes, I'm making excuses.
That's what this is. I'm just trying to place the blame.


I'm just trying to link back to a culprit.


Maybe it's time to stop that and find a way out of here.
Until I am able to leave, the serpents will keep
Showing up as they please.
They won't stop coming, I know that.


Guess that's the price of brining back someone who died
Eons ago. Five centuries is
Too long, I should not have been recreated.


Oh, there I go again wishing I was not here.
Ugh, these thoughts plague me. I need
To find Élénk, and find a way


Out of here. I need to
Find the exit to this place and remove myself from


Here forever. This secluded world,
Élénk and I should
Remove ourselves shortly. When I remove myself from here, though, I am confronting
Ezrek, guaranteed. This mess has to be linked to our sibling, I feel this with one-hundred percent certainty."


Waking up the next morning a predictable order had been delivered to the hyena. Idiya telling him to test the railing tracks again, the soldier nodded. He supposed he should continue to test things. Receptionist informing him the Hydro Eidolons had set up challenges along the railways as well, a second order had added itself to the mix.


Told to test out the challenges, as well, the chimera blinked. How was he supposed to do railway challenges? There was no way to do such once locked into the boxcar. But, he supposed he would have to find a way to test them out. Giving Idiya another nod, the early adult headed for the first station. He supposed he had nothing to lose.


Spotting an orange floating on the air as he stepped inside the flower mobile, the early adult early adult wondered. What was he supposed to do here? Balloons appearing beside the tracks as a Hydro Eidolon popped one, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Where had all of these new obstacles come from? Unable to pop anything, the boxcar kept going.


Looping back around to the first station, the balloon returned to its original state. Spherical water creature popping it, a strange instruction had been brought to his attention. But, such flew over his head like a bird. What was he supposed to do? Nothing had come to him.


No balloons popped as the flower mobile circled around the spiraling tracks, confusion ate the soldier up like a plate of coconut charcoal cake. How was he supposed to vanquish the floating balls of helium? Doom toll chiming as he reached the Overgrown Valley station, the early adult reversed the cart back to the previous stop once more.


Spherical water creatures attaching themselves to the side of the boxcar, the soldier blinked. Creatures taking the cart up the railings and shooting the balloons, the chimera blinked. Was he supposed to do the same? Returning himself to the boxcar, the early adult felt around for some sort of button. Come across one, the early adult rode the spiraling railings once more.


Only able to pop a singular balloon, the doom toll chimed for the second time. Reaching Overgrown valley, failure looped on repeat. Question returning once more, the hyena folded his arms across his waist. How was he supposed to shoot balloons while seated in a boxcar? Such was impossible for sure. The challenges weren't going to be completed in any way.


Removing himself from the boxcar, the early adult let out a sigh of defeat. This was a mission far too impossible, for sure. He needed to throw in the towel. But, as he prepared himself to admit defeat, Rolling wheels overtook the area. Spotting Lechi wheeling nirself towards the Overgrown Valley station with Rasa running in tow, the hyena prepared himself for any rage about to come his way. Scorpion siblings parking themselves beside the station, a finger was soon pointed his way.


"Really, you can't do something as simple as shooting balloons with your boxcar cannons?!" Lechi exclaimed, tone of irritation in nir voice. "Just how much of an idiot are you? I could do it if my wheelchair had cannons installed!" But, such point was soon shut down.


"Lechi, what the heck? That attitude is completely uncalled for!" Rasa exclaimed. He then turned towards the Fatui. "Here, let me in the pilot seat, I'll teach you." He then turned back towards Lechi. "Go onto the cave without me, Lechi. I'll investigate later."


Rasa stepping into the boxcar with him, the early adult placed his hand on his chin. How could they put up with Lechi's attitude all the time? But, the soldier kept quiet. Other chimera's lives were no business of his whatsoever. Rasa grabbing a hold of two tiny buttons, the flower mobile had begun to ride the railings.


Bony legged scorpion chimera teaching him the ways of cannon shooting, the early adult could not help but wonder. Did Rasa do this all the time? But, the early adult shook his head. Surely, that could not have been the case. The tracks were broken until recently. But, he supposed they worked before in the past. Soon taken back to the station, the two exited the cart.


"I've shown you the ropes," Rasa said. "Now, it's your turn to try again."


Nodding, the early adult returned to the flower mobile. Watching as Rasa walked off, the hyena prepared himself. Hands on the buttons as the balloons had popped, the soldier mashed the cannon like it was hot. Every single obstacle removed as the next tracks were upon him, the first of many challenges had been completed.


Assuming it was best to return to the first station to complete the challenges before continuing throughout the valley, the soldier returned to the first stopping area. Challenge vanquished, the second one he had failed previously had been added to the completion rewards. Returning to Overgrown Valley for what felt like the third time, the soldier kept going.


Soon realizing some challenges had balls of mud obstacles along the way, the early adult prepared himself to avoid such. If he were to touch such a thing, he would be in trouble, for sure. Every challenge across the way soon handled after two hours, the chimera could not help but wonder. Should he check out the underground cave next? He supposed testing the tracks in this area for any challenges would not hurt.


Flower mobile soon reaching the cave tracks in question, the early adult prepared himself. Knowing Rasa and Lechi had been investigating the area, the hyena knew he had to traverse carefully. Boxcar descending downward towards the cave, another balloon popping challenge awaited him.


Completing the second challenge within the cave, a dead end had presented itself to the soldier. Stepping outside the boxcar for the moment, the soldier's ears perked. Was he hearing things, or had he been hearing an array of arguments down below? Peeking his head downward, curiosity overtook the soldier.


Witnessing Rasa and Lechi fighting snakes deep below in the lowest point of the cave before the void, the hyena blinked. What were serpents doing all the way down underground? The soldier could not help but feel something had been terribly amiss within the Veluriyam Mirage. But, he knew he had to keep such thoughts to himself.


As the snake battles continued, the early adult kept watch. Was it just his imagination, or was there a heavy sense of rage in Rasa's attacks? But, he supposed anyone would feel angry if they had to deal with a sudden outbreak of monsters that were not supposed to be here. Vipers vanquished one after another, fists had been balled up as everything wrapped themselves up.


"There's too many snakes here! They just keep on coming!" Rasa shouted, shaking their fist. "Whoever did this, I'm going to wring out their neck!"


"I can't believe you're getting angry over this when you call me out on my anger all the time!" Lechi exclaimed. "If it were me right now, you'd tell me to cool my jets! So, cool yours!"


Argument continuing on, the soldier attempted with any might that remained to tune the conversation out. Whatever was happening between the two siblings was absolutely no business of his. He supposed it was time to leave the cave and test the other railing tracks challenges. But, as he readied himself to exit back into the boxcar, shouts had come his way.


"You. Why are you down here?" Rasa asked, rage building in their voice. "And watching me, no less!"


The hyena tilted his head. Why was Rasa talking like that? Had Lechi and they switched bodies? But, the soldier shot such thought with a sniper rifle. There was no way that happened. Taking a deep breath, the soldier pointed at the wooden railing tracks. Surely, they knew about the challenges in here to know he had been testing them. But, such was met with immediate shouts in return.


"I don't care if you're here to test the tracks!" Rasa shouted, rage continuing to build. "Get out of here!"


Knowing if he stayed here any longer, venom would add itself to the mix, the soldier dashed backed into the flower mobile. It was best to exit the area before rage play had become the next big hit in the director's mind. Boxcar reversing back towards the path he came, the soldier reversed back towards the Overgrown Valley station, for the time being.


Deciding to take the tracks towards the desert station, the next order of testing had been upon the hyena. Balloons popped to and from, the soldier broke out into a sweat. The challenges were far easier than he thought upon starting. Riding the railings towards the southwestern side of the courtyard, an oddity added itself to the mix.


Sign beside the station stating information about a railing challenge that awarded prizes upon three completions, the early adult blinked. Three separate challenges on the same track? That had to have been too tiring for anyone to complete. But, he supposed it was worth a shot. Nodding to the first Hydro Eidolon, the early adult prepared himself.


First challenge upon the rails requiring him to destroy fifteen orange balloons, the early adult held back the urge to laugh. Pop only fifteen? Was that even a challenge? But, the soldier stopped himself from doing so. Poking fun at something that someone worked hard on was incredibly rude. Boxcar soon riding the rails, the chimera prepared himself.


First ride around adding stray tracks to the mix, the early adult pressed a switch. Flower mobile moving onwards towards the stray tracks, the balloons had been popped. First lap around taking out seven of the fifteen, the soldier kept going. Four more removed from the picture as the second lap finished, the last three were defeated, as well.


First chest unlocking as the challenge completed, the early adult stepped towards the second spherical water creature. Instructed to destroy seventy balloons, the chimera gulped. From fifteen to seventy? A few extra multiplications had to have been applied to that number, for sure. Mud balls adding themselves to the mix, the world slowed down around the soldier as the world of brown overtook him.


Lap one of two completed with only half the balloons popped, the early adult's heart skipped a beat. How could he let himself attempt to pop the balls of mud? He needed to try harder to avoid such things. Pressing the buttons like he was mashing them, the remaining half popped on the wind. Boxcar returning to the station, the soldier soon approached the final host.


Three fungus balloons adding themselves to the mix, the early adult remained focused. Enemy aircrafts shot down one after another as the first lap came to an end, the hyena cracked his knuckles. Only one lap left, the challenge would soon be over. Everything shot out of the way as the boxcar parked itself at the station, a white and gold chess revealed itself.


Blue haired man with an adventurer's guild outfit stating he could claim the treasure now, the hyena shook his head. There was no way he could claim a prize for his testing. Such could not happen. Man telling him to suit himself, the hyena returned himself to the boxcar.


Returning back around to the dead end tracks within the Overgrown Valley, the soldier recorded his findings within the notebook. Writing down how the railing systems contained multiple challenges for people to test out, the early adult scratched the side of his head. Would anything he had recorded be useful? He could not help but feel the disappointment was going to come Her Majesty's way.


Evening soon rolling in, the soldier let out a yawn. Figuring he had tested more than enough of the railings challenges, the soldier prepared to ride the boxcar back towards the Silver Bottle Courtyard. But, as he had prepared to do so, a loud screech took to the skies.


Huge falcon almost the size of a person aiming its sights on the boxcar, the hyena's knees buckled. If the bird were to grab ahold of the flower mobile, destruction would come his way, for sure. Avian monster flapping its wings, hard winds crashed themselves into the vehicle.


Harsh winds hitting harder than a turbine, fear swallowed the soldier whole. Watching as the cart had begun tilting on the railings, the soldier clutched the buttons beside him. He needed to fight back, or he would be the next accident waiting to happen. Mashing the buttons in a rapid manner, water cannons threw their counter strike into the mix.


Wind slams only getting stronger, the soldier kept pressing the button harder. Barrages of water slapping the bird heavily, the hyena prayed to the Dendro Archon he was not supposed to worship. But, luck and the archons were not on his side. Sharp gale tilting the boxcar further, the edges of the tracks were only getting closer.


Mashing the buttons harder, the water projectiles kept going. Pressing with as much force as possible, ten barrages in a row backed the life-sized falcon into a sky corner. Winds soon changing course, the boxcar pushed itself off the edge in a matter of moments.


Silver bottle courtyard soon nearing, the soldier kept the momentum going. Aiming at the falcon for minutes on end, twenty more hits added themselves to the equation. Bird soon falling backwards, the creature had been no more. Stepping outside of the cart as the courtyard neared, a sea of questions flowed through the hyena.


Gazing at the sky seeing nothing flying, the hyena could not help but wonder. Where had the falcon come from? He could not help but feel like it should not have been here. Had the creature just been a Hydro Eidolon who wanted to play? But, the chimera removed such thought from consideration. There was no way that could have been possible.


But, as the soldier stepped towards his tent, another sea of thoughts flowed through him. The spherical water creatures, just what could they transform themselves into? Seeing multiple attempt to hide themselves as barrels, boxes and even rocks, the hyena wondered once more. Could they transform themselves into a disguise of another living being? He supposed before returning to his tent studying such had to come into fruition.


Stepping towards the courtyard for the moment, the soldier observed a strange barrel with an aquatic aura. Tapping on the barrel, the disguise soon broke. Mirage citizen bemused as the camouflage undid itself, the early adult kept his observations going. Surely, one of the Eidolons had itself disguised as a living creature.


Out of place berries on trees and unusual boxes disguises soon broken, the soldier walked off towards the hollowed tree path. More spherical water creatures revealing themselves, the soldier recorded such phenomenons within the travel log. Not a single one disguising themselves as a bird, the hyena readied the white flag. Maybe he was hoping for something that would never come.


No more Hydro Eidolons hiding disguising themselves in the area, the soldier waved the invisible white flag. He supposed it was no use continuing such observation. Nightfall soon reaching its midnight stages, the early adult threw the towel into the ring. It was no use trying to continue. The time had come to return to his tent.


Unzippering the tent entrance, the soldier folded himself into a pretzel position. Falcon not leaving his mind, even for a moment, questions continued to wrap vines around the chimera. The large bird, could it have been some sort of mirage? Perhaps, just maybe, that had been the case. The domain bottle resided within the desert. Surely, outside forces had to have been involved.


Mirage question repeating itself, Siorc snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? The falcon was a mirage? What an absolutely ridiculous conclusion. There was no way that could have been the case. The bird, it had to have released itself from one of the portals. Surely, that had to have been the case. Putting a pin in such thought, the soldier removed the investigation log from his back pocket once more.


Recording more information about the Hydro Eidolon's transformations, the soldier stared at the notes upon the page. None of this information would be useful, for sure. Writing down his encounter with the strange falcon as well, the early adult placed an addendum underneath. Adding a speculation something had been wrong with the Veluriyam Mirage, the chimera yawned.


Wave of tiredness overtaking the hyena, the hyena slammed the book shut. He supposed he had written enough, for the time being. Curling himself up into a ball, the hyena closed his eyes. But, as the soldier tossed and turned around in the tent, the chimera returned himself into a sitting position. Questions swimming laps around in his head, his thoughts kept going.


The portals, why were they popping up within the Veluriyam Mirage? Her Majesty, could this have been her doing? But, the hyena threw such thought out of the tent window. What was he thinking? There was no way Her Majesty had any involvement. He was jumping to conclusions, guaranteed.


Wave of tiredness overtaking him once more, the hyena returned himself to a laying position. He supposed, whoever was responsible for the portals popping up would reveal themselves eventually. Thoughts vanishing into smoke as the world of tormented dreams awaited him, one final thought wrapped vines around the young soldier as the world of sleep took him away for the later evening.


Hopefully, absolutely no surprises awaited him in the morning.


***


"Perhaps I am imagining it or am
Overthinking this, but. I suspect there's someone else here. But, maybe I am
Reaching. Yes, this is a stretch, for sure.
These portals, I just can't shake off this feeling that
A person in the Veluriyam Mirage is hiding themselves here,
Laying down portals, releasing enemies.


Cannot shake off this sense of unease.
However, I am uncertain.
Am I just making assumptions?
Obviously, I am just assuming. This could be anything. A
Slip up, desert problems leaking inside the bottle.


Right, that has to be a possibility.
Or not. I feel so
Uncertain. But,
No matter what, I need to solve the portal case.
Don't know if I'll come


To a conclusion, but I need to keep trying.
Will I find an answer to this issue? I do no know, this is out of the
Ordinary. But, I cannot falter. Diligence is key. I need to keep investigating guaranteed."


Waking up the next morning, the world felt like everything had reversed the tarot cards into the upside down position. Atmosphere feeling far heavier than the day before, the soldier gulped. Had more portals appeared somewhere? If such were the case he needed to take care of the situation in seconds like a pink haired nurse clone in another universe.


Myší and Ulka stepping towards the tent stamping their feet on the grass, the soldier held back the urge to sigh. Were they waiting for him all morning to wake up? Patience was not a virtue for any Snezhnayan born person. Feet stamping continuing for minutes on end, Myší soon broke the silence.


"Yew'r finawwy awake!" Myší exclaimed, stamping her tiny feet. "Da Paviwwion of Hewmits is fuww of powtas." Waving her hands about, she soon continued. "Yew need ta take cawe of dis wit us." But, as he said such, Lechi walked onto the scene.


"Here's a funny story for you! More portals popped up as soon as you woke up, rat lady!" Lechi shouted, walking cane pointed her way. "You're behind this mess, aren't you?!"


Myší with a deep look of pain on her face, the early adult placed his hand over his chest. Why was Lechi drawing such conclusion? There was no way that could have been the case. Rat tail behind her coiling up into a spiral, the soldier's heart had begun to grow heavier than a rock. Myší soon pointing her finger towards herself, a defense took the stage.


"Weshi, why awe yew accusin me fow?" Myší asked. Her hand had been over her chest. "I wouwd neva cawse peopwe distwess." But, she supposed that was partially dishonest. "'Cept fiyain my bazooka at wazy wokas back at home." But, in a matter of moments, a finger point had come for her, as well.


"Rat, stop talking like a three year old! You're an adult, talk like one!" Lechi shouted, fist out in front of nem. "Talking like a baby isn't cute!"


Hearing Lechi's words, the hyena's faced turned crimson. Who did Lechi think ne was, speaking to Myší that way? She was clearly struggling to talk and was trying her best. Ne needed to keep nir disgusting thoughts to nirself. Myší's eyes twitching on her face for minutes on end, the early adult balled his right hand into a fist. Did Lechi strike a nerve? Ne would pay for such, if that were truly the case.


Lechi treating her like she was talking like a baby, Myší's tail coiled up from behind her. Why did ne have to point out her speech? Did ne think she was faking it to appear cuter? What a barbaric way of thinking. Tears on the verge of rolling out, she readied to speak her mind.


"Yew think I'm fakin dis? Weshi, I twy my best to tawk cweawy!" Myší cried. "Yew dun't know anythin! I can't hewp dat I tawk wike dis!" Tears streaming down her face like a river, she soon ran off towards the opposite direction.


Lechi letting out a scoff, the hyena's fist shook with a fervor. Did ne just laugh? How incredibly cruel of nem. Piece of his mind falling into his hands, the soldier prepared a defense, as well. This person needed a verbal lesson to be taught to them. But, as he prepared himself, Ulka stepped up to the plate. Rocky bullet flying right past nir ear, more tears came falling down the bridge.


"Lechi, you heartless little scorpion!" Ulka screamed, finger on the trigger. "You think what you just said was acceptable? Myší has a speech disorder!" Nailing the trigger, another bullet fired beside nir ear. "She's trying to speak as clearly as she can!"


Hearing Ulka's defense, the soldier's fist shook even harder. Lechi told a person who had impaired speech to stop talking like a baby? That was the final straw. Cracking his knuckles and joints in his neck, the early adult pounded his fist on his open hand. He could not hold back his words any longer.


"I cannot believe you. Who do you think you are?" Siorc said, voice low. "You need to watch your words and understand that what you say to people has consequences." Fist shaking from behind him, the hyena's face grew redder. But, his points were soon thrown out the window in a matter of moments.


"You three are so annoying!" Lechi shouted. As he said such, he ran off towards the opposite direction.


Ulka soon telling him she would go look for Myší, the soldier had been given an order. Told to deal with the portal monsters in the Pavilion by himself, for the time being, another bow had been tossed his way. Red bow seated in his hands, the early adult let out a gulp. He had to fight with archery again today? Success was about to die, for certain.


Reaching the scene of the crime, the soldier stepped towards the first portal. Electro Regisvine planting its roots beside the circus tent entrance, the hyena steeled himself. Surely, the fight before him would be one of the easier ones. Aiming the bow at the enemy's head jewel, the chimera held the shot for fifteen seconds.


Dendro infused arrows doing their duty, the soldier threw down a flower friend. Electrified flower taking a major hit, the early adult snapped his fingers. Silk Flower leaving the battlefield, the early adult tossed it down once more, with feeling. Anomaly in the center soon activating, the hyena pointed at the core.


Flower friend vanquishing the strange energy, the Silk Flower had begun to dance. Vines hitting the Regisvine's head once more, the creature had soon been vanquished. But, as the second enemy emerged itself from the portal, the tides had reversed into the enemy's favor.


Dendro cube taking no damage whatsoever, failure laughed in the hyena's ear. Arrows doing nothing, as well, invisible people pointed at the soldier. Yellow green prism throwing itself into a box and launching out seeds of wisdom, the soldier slapped his cheeks. Surely, there had to have been a way to hit the prism.


Failure continuing to laugh at him as his flowers and arrows did nothing, the chimera fell onto his knees. The Dendro cube, did it have a full immunity to its own element? If such were the case, he was doomed, for sure. Nature creature remaining at the peak of its strength, the early adult buried his head onto his knees in defeat.


Hearing a loud quack in the background, the soldier lifted his head. Rasa launching an Electro Duck the Dendro cube's way with their singular hand, seeds had begun to explode with a fervor. Electrified water creature honking away as the prism had begun to take damage, diamond shape pillars added themselves to the mix. Rasa soon turning his way, their fingers pointing at his Vision.


"Quick! Throw your flowers spirits at the plumes!" Rasa shouted.


Knowing Rasa meant the prisms that dropped down on the battlefield, the hyena threw down a flower friend. Rasa telling the electrified duck to stand near the plume as well, energy took the stage. Second plume soon lit up, as well, the avian creature moved towards the light.


Dendro cube soon gone, and Rasa leaving like they had never been there, the next player in the portal battlefield dropped down onto the scene. Aeonblight Drake blasting its rockets upon the air, a realization had soon come over the chimera. If the machine monster were in the sky, archery would flip the easy switch on.


Mechanical monster taken out of the picture with seven Dendro infused arrows, the soldier wiped the sweat off his brow. Everything had begun to get easier. Had the archons been lending him their luck? Hydro Vishap adding itself onto the scene next, complacency joined the party. This fight would be easy, as well.


Vishap all but vanquished, the hyena held back the urge to smile. Was this all the portals had in store for him? He was on easy street. Myší and Ulka should take a backseat for today. But, the easy switch would soon flip over to hard mode. Hooded witch with a light blue hood floating onto the scene, the hyena shrugged. A Hydro mage? How easy. This fight would be done in a matter of moments.


Complacency would soon sing like a canary.


Witch summoning human sized bubbles onto the air, the lady waved her wand on the air. Feeling his body move upward, control had been beyond the scope of his ability. Mage's magic trick doing a flip, the bubble and the hyena intertwined themselves as the minutes raged onward.


Feeling himself in bubble prison, the soldier tried with all his might to remove himself from the aquatic chains. But, such was an impossibility. Movement deader than a ghost, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Was this his punishment for thinking everything was easy?


Mage popping the bubble, the soldier's body hit the ground harder than a ton of bricks. Lifted back up towards the ground once more, the aquatic sphere prison came back with a vengeance. Tossed around like a ball for minutes on end, the hyena dialed down his thoughts on swift victory.


Every single bubble prison popping after multiple tosses around the field, the soldier threw down a flower friend. Mage attempting to trap the Windwheel Aster into a bubble, the soldier could feel a wave of unease flow through him once more. Any minute now, and the tables would reverse once more.


Witch eventually taken out of the picture after thirty strikes, the soldier let out a tired sigh. But, as he had done so, another gift had been left for the hyena. Feminine puppet with blonde hair, light blue streaks and red framed glasses swiping a sword, the hyena's knees buckled. Irpa, what was she doing here?


But, as the puppet continued swiping their a sword, the early adult pushed such thought aside. Spotting puppet strings alongside the enemy's back, rejection added itself to the mix. There was no way the marionette before him was Irpa. Aiming his temporary bow at the strings behind it, the doll had soon come undone.


Striking the puppet twice more, the limbs soon came undone. Flimsy parts undoing at the seams, the third arrow pressed against the enemy's weak arm joints. Puppet surrendering itself, the knockoff of the original disintegrated into nothing. Portals soon no more, the soldier headed back towards the courtyard. But, as he staged his return, a surprise met his eyes.


Portals aplenty across the courtyard, the soldier let out a gulp. But, a peculiarity popped out of the vortex. Odd Hilichurl throwing cabbages like it was a performance, the hyena tilted his head. Why was there a monster juggling the leafy vegetable? Perhaps, just maybe, it meant no harm. Walking away, no hands were raised.


Myší soon returning onto the scene rolling up her sleeves, the soldier placed his hands over his ears. Bazooka seated in both of her hands, bullets rained towards the juggling Hilichurl. Masked rat getting trigger happy once more, the monster fell onto the ground in a matter of moments.


Cabbages rolling onto the ground, the soldier dashed off towards the next portal. Vortex appearing beside the pool of water for what felt like the third time in four days, the early adult stared off into space. But, he had soon been returned to reality as Ulka slapped his shoulder.


Large, feminine puppet with glowing black horns and kimono straight out of Inazuma, the hyena backed five steps away. Had people been making artificial beings in the Electro Nation of Eternity? How incredibly odd. Preparing to launch a barrage of arrows, his shoulder had been slapped once again.


"Let me handle this one!" Ulka exclaimed, pistol aimed. "Puppets are my battlefield!"


Two rocky bullets taking the feminine puppet out of the picture in less than ten seconds, the early adult's mouth opened wide. How incredibly impressively scary. Bullets were the end all be all, for sure. But, as the next enemy entered the battlefield, fear ripped the soldier a new one.


Falcon flapping its wings as flames surrounded its body, the soldier placed his hands on the side of his head. The bird wields fire? No, not pyro. Anything but Pyro. Closing his eyes, the hyena let out a scream. Crispy scent overtaking the air, the fighting spirit lost its life, in an instant. But, a laugh soon returned him to reality.


"Ha. You scared of a birdie?" Ulka laughed. "Watch this!" Bullet piercing through the bird in a matter of moments, a hole left a mark.


Flames put out as Ulka's bullet had done holey wonders. The early adult blinked. Bullets were the ultimate tool for someone's demise. Manta ray from the deep depths of Enkanomiya taking the stage next, the hyena put the battle spirit pieces back together. Arrows and bullets making quick work of the sea creature, its friend soon joined in.


Huge winged crab flying through the portal as if its life depended on it, Myší soon added herself to the bullet and arrow battle. Crustacean defeated before he could even blink, the early adult could barely believe his eyes. Just how powerful were Myší and Ulka's delusions?


Ulka soon informing him a puppet had appeared beside the broken ride up above, the party of three ascended the mossy tree. Inazuman samurai puppet unsheathing its sword as the party of three approached it, the early adult braced himself for impact. Ulka and Myší's guns soon beside him, the fight had begun.


But, the bullets had been stopped as if a vampire from another world had been able to freeze time. Samurai puppet placing its mask shield in front of it, the bullets bounced off and around the puppet. Enemy soon jumping back onto the broken ride, a barrier presented itself.


Myší and Ulka unable to hop onto the inoperable ride, the art of water sword works struck the duo. Strikes continuing, the early adult attempted to throw down a flower friend. But, as he threw the Silk Flower onto the inoperable ride, the plant brought to life by his Dendro Vision bounced off down below to the bottom of the tree's trunk.


Flower crumbling away into nothing, the early adult snapped his fingers. The barrier was impenetrable. Bullets bouncing off, as well, the duo grit their teeth. Samurai puppet parrying as the leaping advantages continued, Ulka let out a scream from the top of her lungs. Calling the puppet a big cheat, her words were soon fruitless.


But the battle would soon bear some fruit. Rasa and Lechi ascending the tree with the four pointed star grappling hooks, the hyena blinked. What were the scorpion siblings doing up here? But, he supposed they had heard the commotion from up above. Group of two closing their eyes for a moment, their human bodies below the waist soon transformed into scorpion form.


Venomous gift laid upon the enemy, the puppet broke down into pieces faster than the soldier could blink. Lechi soon looking ready to start an argument, the early adult descended downward. Whatever names he was about to call him, it was best to walk away. Tent soon returned to, the soldier had begun recording.


Returning to the page with the portal investigation notes, the soldier added multiple new layers of information. Five pages worth of information regarding the vortexes added, the hyena kept writing. Eyes returning onto the fact the culprit remained unknown, the soldier stroked the pen in a circular motion. Crude oval drawn around such fact, the hyena kept his records going.


Expanding upon the Pavilion of Hermits entry within the notebook, the early adult placed the quilled pen below his mouth. Her Majesty, would she even have use for this? He could not help but feel writing theories about the place being a circus would not be accepted. Final sentence dotted, the chimera slammed the tome shut. Exiting his tent, a predictable line had soon come his way.


"Wetta fow yew, Siowc," Myší said handing him the envelope. But, she soon shook her head. "Aldough, yew shouwd skip weadin it. Hew Majesty pwobabwy wants ta see yew wight now."


Sense of urgency in Myší's voice, the hyena nodded. He knew, if he kept Her Majesty waiting, his life would be over in an instant. Highlighting the waypoint near the palace, the soldier closed his eyes. Palace doors in front of him as he opened them once more, the hyena took a deep breath.


Stepping across the carpet in a careful manner, the hyena placed himself in a bowing position as he reached the end. Raising his head, the soldier could feel his heart skip three beats. Her Majesty's left leg had been thrusted into her right thigh. If his notes were not to her satisfaction, his stomach would pay the price.


"How is your investigation going, my lovely chimera?" Her Majesty asked, tone cold. "Your notes better be worth it this time."


Handing Her Majesty the investigation log, a knot formed in the center of the hyena's partially human throat. Face twisting as she flipped through the pages, the soldier's knees shook with a fervor. Any minute now, a punishment would be delivered to his stomach, guaranteed.


Useless notes of trash in front of her once more, Her Majesty unsheathed a katana from behind her. Her lovely chimera brought her garbage once again? His notes were two pages too short. Such disgusting crime of incompetence could not go unpunished.


"It looks like you brought me trash again," Her Majesty said dryly. Katana soon in front of her, she smirked. "That little stomach of yours is going to taught a lesson for your incompetence!"


Curved sword swooping down towards him, the hyena's eyes opened wide. His notes were trash again? Blade coming closer, the early adult's entire body shook like a maraca. Apologize, yes, he had to apologize. He had to show remorse for his poor performance. Apology on the tip of his tongue, the shout took the stage.


"I'm sorry, Your Majesty!" the hyena cried. "I'll try harder to write better notes!" Placing his hands into a begging position, he closed his eyes. "Please, Your Majesty, forgive me!"


Seeing the pathetic incompetent fool beg for forgiveness, the Tsaritsa let out a haughty laugh. Cute, he thought he could get out his punishment by begging for her forgiveness. Dragging the katana closer, her heart was ice. "It's too late for apologies, my lovely chimera. You failed me once again," Her Majesty responded. As she said such, she lifted up the failure's shirt.


As the katana danced around the soldier's stomach, the scar on the center of his torso opened once more like a present for his birthday. As the blade kept the dance going, a sea of red decorated the floor. Knowing that, at any moment, he would breathe his last, one final apology entered his throat. Apologize, yes, apologize. He had to say he was sorry for his failure one last time.


"Your Majesty, I'm sorry!" the hyena cried out, voice weak. "Please, forgive me!" Head spinning as he said such, he repeated the apology once more.


Blade soon stopping its rampage, a haughty laugh had come the hyena's way. "I'll give you one last chance to provide me with decent notes," Her Majesty responded royally. "But, next time, I'll have The Doctor do as he pleases with you!"


Knowing that, this time for sure, his life would be over if he did not provide, the early adult bowed his head. Right, he had to try harder. He had no choice, if he wished to keep on living. Scoff coming his way as the promise had been made, Her Majesty's gloved hand pointed at the exit door.


Told to leave the palace at once, the early adult dashed towards the door. Trail of red staining the blue carpet, the early adult shook with a fervor. Another punishment would come his way if the palace floors remained dirty, for sure. Blood continuing to mix with the snow as his walk continued, a sea of panic flowed through the chimera.


His stomach, it needed to cleaned up. Surely, if he kept walking, his life would be over. But, a sea of rejections swam through his mind. The teahouse, there was no way he could inconvenience the people of Liyue with his problems. Loba, there was no way he could add another layer to her constant workload.


Thoughts dying in the snow, the soldier's fingers shook as he highlighted the waypoint closest to Gandharva Ville. Staggering towards the treehouse, he could feel himself fade away. Thoughts removed as he stepped inside, the chimera closed his eyes. But, immediate concern had come his way.


Yínlóng's friend stepping into the treehouse with blood seeping through his uniform, alarm bells had begun to ring in Jiaolong's head. What in the world had happened? He knew immediate action had to be taken, no questions asked. Eyes laser focused on the injuries, attention soon called itself to the situation.


"Oh, dear, what happened to you?" Jiaolong asked, concerned. As he said such, he examined the wound. "This... looks like a deep katana cut. Boss, grab me some needles and thread!" Boss grabbing them, he places the thread through the suture. "Alright, I got it through. please, stay still for a little bit." Pressing the needle through the wound, he carefully sewed the hole shut in a meticulous manner, but as he kept going, a question interrupted the flow as the final stitch was sewn shut.


"Who did this to you?" the furry eared man asked.


But, no such answer came. There was no way he could tell the furry eared man. He knew, if he had spoken the truth, Her Majesty would find the treehouse and destroy the village for sure. He could not let such outcome ever come to pass. Pain squeezing him tight, tears streamed down the soldier's face.


"I'm sorry," the soldier wept out.


World spinning around him, the soldier fell onto his backside. Floor around him spinning, as well, the hyena shut his eyes. World of unconsciousness claiming him as a prize, blackness overtook the chimera. Sound and world fading away, everything was soon gone.


Coming to in the middle of the night in the treehouse bed, a realization had soon come over the soldier. There was no way he could stay here. If Her Majesty had known he was not in Snezhnaya, she would kill him, for sure. Shooting up from the bed, the hyena attempted to bolt for the door. But, such was met with immediate criticism.


"Where do you think you're going?" the furry eared man asked in a demanding tone. "Your stitches will come undone if you move around too much!"


Knowing that, if he stayed any longer, his life would come to an end, the chimera removed the Teleport Waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. He needed to return to the military barracks before it was too late. Icy hallways upon him after a split second, the soldier trudged towards the steel walled room.


Wave of dizziness overtaking him immediately, Siorc slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Feeling his consciousness about to slip away once more, the early adult closed his eyes. But, as he could feel himself fade away, one final thought held the hyena tight.


He has to write better notes, or his life is over.

 

[Palamon]

9. Veluriyam Mirage Investigation 3: Abyssal Displacing.

"Why aren't my notes good enough?
How could this be?
Are you not telling me something? Just
Tell me, please.


It hurts, Your Majesty. Why did
She do this to me?


I did everything you said,
This punishment was unnecessary.


Ah, no, I didn't perform well,
But please, don't do this to me
One more chance is all I have.
Unlike last time.
This time, she'll kill me.


My life is on the line in this cold breeze.
Your Majesty, I promise I'll get better


Notes, please don't kill me.
Obviously, I'll
Try my best to find what
Exactly it is that you want,
So, please don't kill me.


This punishment it has to be enough, but
Her Majesty is ready
At any time to end me.
That's the truth, as


I'm disposable as
Soon as I give her one too many disappointments.


No, that can't happen.
Open my eyes. Find
The hidden secrets.


She wants something I have not found.
Unleash my observers instinct.
For now, keep searching.
For now, keep recording.
I cannot falter.
Can't let this received
Injury stop me.
Especially since she's watching.
Now, I need to try harder.
Take things a step further.


Yes, that's it.
Observe more
Ultimately, that is key.
Really, I'm not trying hard enough. That


Must be it. Try harder,
And push harder.
Just keep going.
Everything is not enough,
So, work harder
To find everything.
Yes, that's key to keep on living."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The loop would turn and reverse, going back to the beginning with every given night. But, the night before him would make the pattern worsen, taking a turn for the rotten, like a spoiled fruit.


Before him had been the pink tree the hyena had become quite familiar with. But, something had been off. Leaves losing their color, and branches far more rotten than before, a wave of unease flowed through the chimera. A tormenting dream was about to await him, for sure.


Walking down the usual long trunk before him, the early adult took a long deep dream breath. Any moment now, the world of flames awaited him, guaranteed. Reaching the end after ten dream minutes, the soldier observed his surroundings. Discolor settling in, fear swallowed the hyena whole.


Mysterious girl waiting for him on her swing, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Was it just his imagination, or did the mysterious girl's clothes look dirty? But, the hyena shook his head. He was overthinking it. Sitting beside her, something of immediate alarm caught the early adult's attention.


Leaf in the mysterious girl's hair wilting, the hyena's dream heart skipped a beat. Was something wrong here? He could not help but feel things had been amiss. Feelings unable to shake off, the early adult kept his attention on the mysterious girl. But, as if she could read minds, his question soon escape the other's lips.


"You think something is wrong here?" the mysterious girl asked. "They're currently trying to replace me with another bird."


Siorc's eyes opened wide at the information provided to him. They're trying to replace her with another bird, what did that mean? But, the hyena knew, if she wanted to say exactly what she meant, she would do so. He supposed she had her reasons for speaking in riddles.


Leafy swing soon appearing underneath him, the soldier kicked his feet backwards as the seat jumped forward. Peace radiating throughout the area, the hyena closed his dream eyes. But, as the dream minutes continued, the racket of monsters overtook the area.


Mitachurl pounding its chest with a mighty battle cry, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Monsters had overtaken the tree world of many mysteries; he was about to be defeated in a sea of flames, without question. Pyro Slime soon in its right hand, the bird's swings vanished into nothingness.


"I'm sorry," the mysterious girl apologized. "I don't have the power to dispel the monsters this time."


Monster coming the mysterious girl's way, a slime had been chucked in her direction. Gelatinous monster exploding upon her right, left, front and center, the the girl had been taken out of the picture faster than the soldier could count to six. Girl proclaiming she was a bird stating she was withering as she faded away, fear nibbled on the cartilage of the chimera's ear.


He was the next target.


Monster looking his way, a second Pyro Slime had fallen into the creature's palms. Mitachurl winding up the pitch like a ball on the playing field, the early adult stood frozen in place. There was no room. Dodging was an impossibility to be had, for sure. Slime landing a base hit, his uniform had become a fiery homerun.


Uniform burned to a crisp in a matter of dream moments, the early adult let out a shout from the dream esophagus. But, such screams were short lived. Axe coming his way, space was a dead soldier upon the battlefield. Uniform sliced open like a box down the center, his chest was exposed to the dream world population of one.


Five more slimes thrown the soldier's way one after another, the hyena's chest was roasted, toasted, crispy in the nonexistent oven. Flames only growing in intensity as the seconds raged onward, the early adult fell backwards. Defeat claiming him as a prize, the soldier closed the dream eyes. But, as everything around him dimmed, one final question crawled around in his dream mind.


The mysterious girl, what's happening to her?


***


"I suppose I deserved Her Majesty's punishment,


Now I need to work harder, guaranteed.
Each time my notes are not enough, my days are ticking.
Each time I fail to provide, my days are ticking. My
Days are ticking, My days are


Ticking. She is running
Out of patience.


Don't mess this up this time. She's running
Out of patience.


Bring her the best notes
Everything has to be at the peak of quality.
This time, for sure, I'll bring her sufficient notes.
This time, for sure, she'll be satisfied.
Everything lands on me.
Right. All of this lands on me.


That much is the truth until she
Replaces me.
Your Majesty, I know my days are numbered.


However, I am trying my best. Please, don't do this to me.
Ah, what am I saying? I deserve this punishment she
Relayed onto me.
Don't complain, that is forbidden.
Even if I'm hurting, I mustn't complain.
Right. I mustn't. It's time to resume working."


Upon waking up the next morning, the soldier's head spun cycles as he lifted his body upwards from the rock hard bed. Stomach throbbing on endless repeat, tears flowed down the hyena's cheek like a river. But, the early adult snapped himself out of it. He needed to get ready now, or Her Majesty would kill him. Removing himself from the covers, the chimera had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


But, as the soldier attempted to put on his uniform, the room spun harder and faster. Winter jacket missing by a landslide, the early adult leaned against his uniform drawers. Taking long deep breaths, muscle memory paved the way as his jacket melted onto his partially human person.


Success coming his way, the soldier clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Second favorites in his hair and ears, the hyena took another deep breath. Perhaps, just maybe, the rabbits would give him the first wind he needed today. Slight energy flowing through him, the soldier reached for the yellow-green orb.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform his uniform pants, the chimera could not help but wonder. Was he going to have to use a bow today? If such were the case, such would be impossible. His energy was deader than ghost on Wuwang Hill. But, he knew he would not have a choice in the matter if such weapon was provided to him.


Knowing he could not waste any more time, the soldier stumbled towards his shoes. But, as he had done such, the early adult's body and the floor met. Dropping his hands onto the icy cold floor, the hyena crawled towards his feet coverings as if he were an animal. Heelless shoes slipped on, the soldier dragged himself back towards his uniform drawers.


Notebook in hand, the soldier read through the investigation log. Observing the many passages, a sea of muddied questions flowed through him. Just what about his notes were unsatisfactory? He could not help but feel Her Majesty was hiding her true objectives. But, the early adult pushed such thought away. He was overthinking it. Surely, he had just missed important details.


Closing the tome, Siorc placed the book in the back of his uniform pockets. Knowing that, he had to leave for the Veluyiram Mirage immediately, the soldier took out his Teleport Waypoint Proxy Orb. Opening the orb into map form, the chimera highlighted the waypoint in Silver Bottle Courtyard.


But, as the soldier prepared to press the teleport button, a far more intense wave of dizziness overtook him. Pang of hunger overtaking him, as well, the soldier paused for a moment. When was the last time he had eaten something? But, the young soldier pushed such thought into the snow outside. He was a hyena chimera. Not having a meal in a week was withstandable.


Time about to run out, the early adult highlighted the waypoint to Silver Bottle Courtyard. Pressing the button, the soldier closed his eyes. But, as the fast travel to the Veluriyam Mirage began, one final thought flowed through the hyena like wading river in the oceans of Fontaine.


He has to bring back decent notes this time, or his life is over, for sure.


***


"Everything here is ruined, the
Veluriyam Mirage shouldn't have so many people here!
Even that witch who sent us here said it was a
Relatively uninhabited place.
Yet, people come here visiting like they
Own the place!
No one else should be here,
Except the Eidolons, that Idiya lady, Rasa, and I!


However long this investigation goes on, it should just
End already! That Fatui gang are
Ruining everything! Rat girl and her
Ear breaking bazooka, she's disturbing the peace!


I wish she'd disappear,
Stop ruining everything!


And that purple haired Fatui!
Nothing seethes my rage more than seeing him investigating! And that winged cat,
Nothing seethes my rage more than seeing her laughing!
Of course they're still here, though, never
Yielding. Get out of here already.
If only it were that easy!
No more of those aggravating extra faces.
Get out of here already!


Just take your investigations elsewhere!
Unleash your annoyances upon the world
Somewhere else. You
Three are ruining everything.


Get out of here already, your faces are annoying. Get
Out of here already. You're wasting your time,


As you can see. There's nothing here of interest.
Why can't you just leave already?
After all, there is nothing here, so
You are all wasting your time.


Ah, but they're going to persist, aren't they?
Losers. Well, that's their fault,
Really. Trying to research an area with absolutely nothing.
Eidolons? Lore folk? Who cares. There's
Absolutely nothing here. So
Don't pursue onward. Leave, exit.
You are all so annoying."


Upon reaching the Silver Bottle Courtyard through the Teleport Waypoint, the hyena walked towards the receptionist desk. But, as he had done so, the world spun around once more. But, the early adult slapped his cheeks. Why was he letting dizziness take him for a ride? He needed to snap out of it.


Preparing himself for any orders that were about to come his way, the early adult took a long deep breath. He needed to stop letting weakness take him away. Footsteps sneaking from behind him, the hyena turned his attention towards the noise. Myší and Ulka coming towards him, the soldier gave eye contact.


"Dewe you awe, Idiwa has anotha job fow yew," Myší said, but she soon stopped her words. "Siowc, awe yew awight? Yew wook weawwy pawe. Do yew need a dowtca?"


Current condition screamed out into the public, the hyena stared off into space. Was Myší bringing up her concerns even necessary? He did not have time for such a thing. He had to get to work immediately. Such bouts of worry were a waste of time, for sure. But, such thoughts were cut off as a wooden cane hit the ground.


Scorpion siblings making their presence known, the hyena blinked. Why had Rasa and Lechi walked over? But, he supposed they had always come around, no matter what. Scorpions gazing at him and for a moment, their faces soon turned towards the other direction. Eyes soon on Myší, a bark was about to gain its venomous bite in a matter of moments.


"As if you Fatui care about your subordinates wellbeing," Lechi said, rolling nir eyes. "You people dispose of your army members all the time." But, nir eyes wandered. "Not that I give a flying stinger, either. He can perish for all I care!" But, such had been met with immediate shouts.


"Lechi, don't say things like that!" Rasa scolded. "Apologize to him right now!"


But, no such apology ever came. Lechi proclaiming their kin annoying, the words did not phase the soldier. He supposed, people rather seeing him dead was common amongst non Fatui. Not letting such words crack him, he turned towards Myší. He needed to let her know her concerns were unnecessary.


"I am fine, miss," Siorc said, voice labored. "I need to get to work." But, a laugh had come his way, in an instant.


"Ha, look at you, such a go-getter!" Ulka laughed.


Noise soon dying down, the receptionist relayed information to the hyena. Informed an object inside the circus tent in the Pavilion of Hermits needed to be repaired, the soldier nodded. Fixing something that was broken? Such would be a simple task, for sure. Exiting the courtyard, the chimera headed for the forest north of the area.


But such walk about had become an immediate challenge. Stomach throbbing on repeat, the soldier swore that at any given moment, he would blink out of existence. Legs feeling heavier with every given step, the early adult dragged his feet through the northern forest.


Continuing to trudge onward, the world moved slower with every given step. Pavilion looking further and further away as he dragged his feet forward, the soldier blinked. Had he taken the wrong path? But, the early adult shook his head. Absolutely impossible. There was no way that could have been the case.


World only feeling smaller as the early adult kept sauntering onward, the young soldier could not help but wonder. The tent, what needed fixing, exactly? But, he knew, by the time he would reach there he would soon find out. Pavilion nearing, the chimera took a long deep breath.


Dragging his feet towards the left, the soldier prepared himself. Whatever part needed repairing, he had to do it perfectly. If any disappointment were to come the receptionist's way, word would leak out to Her Majesty about his failure, guaranteed. Slapping his cheeks, the tent was a mere thirty meters away.


Entrance to the tent soon reached, the hyena's ears perked. Hearing arguments on the other side of the thin curtain, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Was someone else here? Perhaps, just maybe, workers inside the camping house were struggling behind the fabric door.


Pulling the curtain back, the early adult stepped inside. Large indoor theater with lights everywhere, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Was the tent bigger on the inside than it was on the outside? Looks were deceiving, indeed. But, such had not been the only oddity at his constantly transforming hands.


Short, young woman with light brown messy pigtails adorning a large frilled lizard neck and tail alongside her low ponytail sibling with such features as well, the early adult scratched his head, for a moment. Names soon flowing back to him, another set of questions hugged the hyena from behind. Soie and Velours, how did they end up here? He could not help but feel some sort of foul play had to have been a lizard's foot. Pitch black eyes soon on him, the hyena broke into a sweat. Did they want something from him? Time was ticking. He had to move on before it was too late.


Hearing someone come into the tent, Soie's tail swished from behind her. Had the curtains been unlocked? Was their savior here to come free them from the domain prison they had been taken to? Pale purple haired stranger giving Velours and they puzzled looks, her koala brain kicked into overdrive.


Celestia had sent them a messenger to free them from this tent.


Nearly unfamiliar face stepping into the locked off tent prison, Velours straightened their vest. Had Olann sent a messenger from Celestia to free Soie and ze from their place of current entrapment? Took him long enough. Eight days was eight too many in a quiet, damp circus establishment.


"Olann, did you send a messenger from Celestia to free us from this tent prison?" Velours asked the ceiling. But, Soie soon interjected.


"A sickly one, from the looks of it," Soie added. She then grabbed ahold of the messenger's shoulder. "You need to get us out of here! We aren't supposed to leave the Mare Jivari!"


Hearing something lock from behind him, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Was he trapped in the tent until further notice? If such were the case, he knew he needed to fix whatever was broken right away. Demands coming his way to help the lizard siblings get out of the area, the hyena placed his hands in front of him. Signing the words he will on private display, the chimera trudged forward.


Coming across a lamp structure towards another curtain and an amber mirror in the corner, the early adult titled his head. Did he have to find a way to bring the light to open the tent? He supposed he would have to figure it out, for the time being. Button pressed on the light fixture's bottom, the soldier prepared to move the spotlight.


Spotlight moving itself towards the left, no curtains rose upward. Seeing such, the early adult flinched. Did he have to make sure the lamp hit the mirror in the corner? He knew such had to have been the case. Light moved towards the right, the mirror lit up, in an instant.


Show curtains pulling back, the soldier observed the area around him. Crystal ball sitting motionless in the center of the wooden dome, the early adult blinked. Was the object in the center the thing he needed to fix? Steel orb looking undamaged, confusion looped on repeat. How was he supposed to fix something that wasn't broken?


Suggestion coming his way that the mineral adorning orb needed to be lifted up to the top of the tent, the hyena placed his hands on his chin. Was that truly what needed fixing? If such were the case, he knew he needed to get to work immediately. Spotting a lamp fixture on top of a wooden platform, the hyena trudged towards it.


Amber mirror fixture in the corner, the soldier had come to an immediate conclusion. The lighting system in the area needed to be pointed at the colored reflective surfaces. Light and glass reaching one another, a wave of confidence flowed through the chimera. Surely, such would be enough to lift the fixture up.


An astronomically, incorrect assumption on his part. Discovering a floating mirror nearby, a wave of questions flowed through the hyena. Did he have to match the color of the light in the reflective surface? He supposed such could have been the case. Dragging his weight forward, the tiny lens was soon obtained.


Placing the orange mirror inside the lamp, the crystal ball's platform lifted itself upward. Seeing such, the hyena tilted his head towards the ceiling. There was more layers to get through? If such were the case, he knew he had to keep working. Curtain off in the distance soon opening up, the chimera trudged towards the newly acquired entrance.


Such walk into new pastures was cancelled before it could even begin. Slimes hopping onto the scene, the early adult attempted with any energy that remained to gather all of his strength. But, no such first wind ever came. World fuzzing around him, no flower friend had entered the battlefield.


Feeling a lizard tail brush behind him, the early adult rubbed his eyes. When had Soie and Velours walked behind him? He swore they had stayed behind by the entrance. Red claymores that looked like they had the design of a volcano embedded onto them, words of valor had come the soldier's way.


"Step back," Velours said, claymore swinging forward. "Let us lizards take care of this problem!"


Stepping backwards, the soldier shrugged. He supposed he could leave the issue to the lizard duo. Anemo and Pyro making quick work of the enemies, the soldier blinked. The two strangers were powerful, indeed. But, the hyena snapped himself out of such thinking. Anyone would defeat a gelatinous monster. Vision, delusion, or neither.


Monsters all taken care of, the early adult staggered towards the new entrance. But, he swore as he kept walking he could hear someone laughing. Turning towards the lizard siblings, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Were Soie and Velours giggling behind him? But, the early adult snapped himself out of such thinking. There was no way that was the case.


Coming across a ladder, the early adult took a long deep breath. The only way to continue was to ascend. Tuning out the throbbing sensation as he rose the wooden assister, the next area had soon been reached. Second lamp fixture awaiting him, the young soldier wobbled as he approached the next order of business.


Third pair of closed curtains off in the corner, the hyena held back the urge to sigh. Just how many lamps did he have to light up? But, he knew he could not complain. Complaints were not allowed for a Diplomatic Fatui Soldier. Multiple amber mirrors on the stage, the early adult steeled himself.


Rotating the lamp towards the right, a mirror lit up, in an instant. But, such did not open the curtains in the corner, in the slightest. Entrance remaining shut, the soldier could not help but wonder. Did every lamp need a mirror placed inside it to be able to work properly? If such were the case, he knew he needed to find a reflective surface right away.


Spotting a mirror off into the corner, the early adult placed the fixture into his hands as quickly as time would allow. Placing the reflective object into the lamp's lens, the crystal ball remained still upon the platform. Seeing such, questions wrapped vined around the hyena. Did he move the light in the incorrect position? But, as he observed the room, something of particular note caught his mismatched eyes. Second light fixture towards the other side soon revealing itself, the young soldier dragged himself towards it.


Orange mirror floating towards the light fixture, the early adult inserted the reflective surface into the lamp. Rotating the object towards the curtains, the fabric lifted itself upward. Hydro Eidolon floating out from behind the scenes, the hyena rose an eyebrow. Had the spherical water creature been trapped behind there the entire time? Domain denizen inserting itself into a projector, a flat world soon emerged from the ashes.


The chimera party of three was in for an Abyssal Surprise.


Light blue Abyss Mage letting out a wave of sinister laughter, the hyena backed five steps away. The Abyss Order were lurking around the Veluriyam Mirage? But, there was no time to think about such things. Robed denizen of the world beneath Teyvat floating towards the flat world behind them, a wave of unease flowed through the hyena. He needed to get the Mage out of such place before trouble arose.


Tossing himself into the blue world of flatness, the Abyss Mage danced around like it was their time to party. Monster floating from platform to platform, the early adult dashed off towards the cyan lift in the corner. Ride taking him upward, the soldier cracked his knuckles that had lost their third dimension.


Enemy dropping down icicles from the ceiling of the flat world, the early adult attempted to dodge. But such was a difficult task to be had, for sure. Diagonal movement unable to occur, Cryo and the soldier's body shook hands. Mage looking ready for another round, the early adult switched the position of his legs. He needed to dodge the next one, guaranteed.


Failure count rising from one to two, no jump had unleashed itself upon the flat world. Finding himself only able to move towards the right and left without a platform, another round of icicles took the hyena from the behind. Multiple attacks coming his way in rapid fire, the early adult grit his teeth. Why couldn't he move the way he needed to? It was almost as if, in a two dimensional world, only four directions existed and other dynamic movements could not happen.


Soon spotting a treasure chest on the lower floors, the hyena dashed off towards the platform towards the right. Ride taking him downward, the soldier undid the lock upon the trove of marvels. Nothing but a pile of rocks falling out, the chimera shrugged. If stones were the prize, he needed to make use of them quickly.


Mage breaking out into a fit of laughter the chimera placed a rock into his right hand. Mage foolishly lowering itself towards the platform he was on, the early adult wound up the pitch. Stone coming at the monster fast, the hard sedimentary mineral and the enemy shook hands.


Monster letting out a shriek, the early adult placed another stone into his palms. Perhaps, just maybe, if he kept the momentum going, the mage would meet its end. Throwing multiple rocks as if he were attempting to break down a wall, the enemy fell to its knees. Surrender coming his way, flat world's exit was upon the soldier.


The play was about to hit its climactic second act.


Watching as the blue robed Abyss Mage removed itself from the strange wall beyond the curtain, one and one had come together to equal two in Velours' mind. The monster that threw them there was hiding here all along? How dare they go and have fun with whatever game they had just set up while Soie and ze remained trapped here. Disgusting. It needed to get its ears full.


"You! You're the one who threw us here!" Velours shouted pointing. As if hir sibling were on the same wavelength, their sentence finished hir own.


"How dare you have fun while you trapped us in here!" Soie exclaimed as if she was finished their sibling's sentence. But, a laugh soon interrupted the flow of time.


"Me? Trap you two here? Fools, I did no such thing!" the Abyss Mage exclaimed, laughing. "A higher up brought you two here! But, I'll play with you two a little!"


Hearing the commotion, the hyena placed his hand on his chin. Someone had brought the lizard siblings here? Who would do such a thing? Abyss Mage claiming they did no such thing, a wave of skepticism flowed through the chimera. They had to have been lying. But, he supposed he was jumping to conclusions. Soie's fingers pointing towards the enemy, more shouts entered the tent.


"Don't play games with us!" Soie shouted at the top of their lungs. "Send us back to the Mare Jivari already!"


"Play a game with me while little soldier boy over here fixes the tent!" the Abyss Mage bit back, laughing.


Mage floating off towards the ceiling, the early adult gulped. If the Mage still had the energy to fight, he needed to prepare himself. Crystal ball lifting itself up towards the third floor above, as well, the soldier dragged himself off towards the stairs. Third and final lamp fixtures awaiting him, the hyena readied himself for action.


Spotting two lamps in the area, the soldier rotated the first one. Light hitting the crystal ball, the early adult inserted the mirror fixture into the lighting instrument. Everything in place, the soldier slowly walked towards the second lamp off into the corner. But, as he had done such, the light blasted itself onto the chimera's lenses. Face hotter than a sauna, the early adult held back the urge to shout.


Placing his hands above his eyebrows, the early adult attempted with all his might to brave the blinding light. Coming across a floating mirror along the pathway, the hyena placed the object into his hands. Florescence reigning supreme, the chimera blinked in a rapid manner. He needed to tune out the spotlights around him.


Inserting the reflective surface into the second lamp, the early adult gazed at the fixtures upon the wall. Were the mirrors floating about truly the only way to raise the crystal ball up? Light gazing upon the blue orb of minerals, curtains opened up for what felt like the twentieth time today. Flat world showing itself the hyena threw himself in.


But, as he entered the blue world with only two dimensions, an Abyss Mage laughed like a villain in a light novel. Monster Holding rocks in its hand, the soldier grit his teeth. Sediments coming his way from the ceiling above, the early adult jumped to the left. Projectiles continuing to rain down from every angle, the early adult kept his dodges going.


Every obstacle thrown by the wayside, the soldier walked towards the portal off in the corner. Mage joining him like they invited themselves, more rocks had been in their hands. Seeing such, the early adult rolled his eyes towards the flat ceiling. Did the mage want an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth? Avoiding every rock that had come his way, the soldier reached for the door.


Finding himself on the other side with an extra lamp, the soldier blinked. Did the flat worlds beyond the projector connect to hidden areas? He supposed he would have to record such phenomenon later. Blue mirror spotted in the corner, the soldier inserted the reflective surface into the final light.


Light ascending upwards towards the the tent's topside, the crystal ball rose towards the tip of the area. Breathing a sigh of relief the early adult closed his eyes. The job was done, it was time to exit the area, once and for all. But, as he prepared himself to head back towards the direction he came, guffaws from the ceiling drowned the world around him.


A baker's dozen worth of Abyss Mages dropping down as the crystal ball was about to fit into its rightful place, the hyena's heart skip more than five beats. The cryo mage summoned its friends? Army chuckling to themselves as they danced in their bubbles in the center of the room, the hyena's knees buckled. He was outnumbered and unarmed. He stood no chance. But, such was proven wrong in a matter of moments.


"The mage brought more of it's friends!" Soie shouted, shaking their fist. They then turned towards Celestia's messenger. "Hey, Messenger from Celestia, help us!" Rummaging through her pockets, a greatsword was in her hands. "Take this!"


Claymore tossed his way, the young soldier caught the weapon with both hands. Greatsword with a mysterious circular object in the center adorning two pointers off in opposite directions, the early adult titled his head. What in the world was the thing sitting near the weapon's hilt? He was none the wiser to whatever it could have been.


Moving towards the center towards the army, the hyena steeled himself. Surely, thirteen Abyss Mages would be no problem. Lizard duo combining Anemo and Pyro, the elements danced with one another into a swirl. Bubbles popped one after another, three cupcakes within the baker's dozen had been devoured into the defeat bin.


Lizards a powerful force to be reckoned with, the early adult swung the greatsword forward. Shields popping slowly, but surely, the soldier swore he could feel something open up in his stomach as his swipes continued. Giving such feeling a cold shoulder, the hyena kept the battle going.


Two more enemy cupcakes devoured by the defeat icing, the hyena flinched as he spun around in a circle with his claymore. Feeling something open further down below him, a wave of dizziness held the chimera tight. But, the soldier would not falter. Forty slashes removing three more enemies from the equation, less than half remained.


Lizard duo vanquishing four more mages in the blink of an eye, the chimera dashed towards the final obstacle. Enemy bouncing a rock in its hand, the early adult switched the position of his legs. Projectile about to come his way, the hyena swung the blade forward. Object returning back towards its owner, the bubble soon popped.


Mage letting out a cry, the hyena forced his legs into a sprint. But, as he had done such, something had begun to open further. Shoulder remaining cold, the chimera swung the greatsword towards the enemy. Monster fading into the ether after fifteen swipes, the battle was no more.


World around him dimming as the final mage let out a scream, the soldier's head spun around in circles. Sharp jabs poking his stomach for minutes on end, the early adult fell backwards. Consciousness fading as his short body hit the wooden floor, the hyena clutched his abdomen as the world of blackness overtook him.


Coming to many minutes later, hands had been on the buttons of his uniform. Seeing such, a wave of confusion flowed through the soldier. What were the lizard duo doing? Why were they messing with his uniform? Fasteners undone, and other layers lifted up, a sight for sore eyes caught everyone's attention.


Torso decorated with a sea of red, the soldier blinked. The stitching on his stomach, when had they come undone? But, he supposed it was his fault for moving around and engaging in a battle. Pitch black lizard eyes giving him concerned looks, the hyena lowered his head. Any moment now, he would be given a scolding.


"You had stitches in your stomach?" Soie asked in a serious tone. "Why would you press on like that, knowing what could have happened? You could have left it to us!"


Question coming his way, the hyena blinked. Was that a question they really needed to ask him right now? He had to work, no matter what condition his body was in, or Her Majesty would kill him. Not dignifying such inquiry with a response, the hyena turned his head towards the opposite direction. But, the second member of the lizard peanut gallery would add their two mora to the mix.


"Soie, what's done is done already," Velours said to Soie. Ze then turned towards Celestia's messenger. "Messenger from Celestia, since you dealt with the problem and fixed the tent, I'll heal you up." Placing hir hands by the messenger's stomach, ze closed hir eyes. "Stand still for a sec."


Wave of Anemo energy flowing towards him, energy concentrated itself towards the early adult's abdomen. Vision glowing beside hir as the healing wind kept going, the blood vanished without a trace. Wound removed from the picture as if it was never there, as well, wanderlust overtook the soldier. Healers were quite powerful, indeed.


Weakened Abyss Mage soon raising themself to their feet, the early adult rolled his eyes to the ceiling. Hadn't the monster had enough? The game had been played. There was nothing left for them to do. Velours raising hir leg as the creature attempted to float back upwards, their body hit the ground once more.


"We played your little game!" Velours shouted, kicking the mage once more. "So, send us back!"


Abyss Mage soon admitting defeat, a portal opened up from nowhere. Lizards bidding farewell as they stepped into the spiraling entrance, the party of two were gone faster than the early adult could blink. Tent world soon silent, the chimera stepped towards the entrance. Curtains closing behind him, the hyena took a long, deep breath.


His job was far from over.


Hydro Eidolon floating towards him as he removed himself from the tent, sweat poured down the soldier's brow. There was more to be done? Why did Idiya withhold his other tasks if others awaited him? Slashing the envelope open, the soldier read the note inside carefully.


Told to fix all the lamps in the area, the hyena's eyebrow twitched. The lamps around the area were broken, as well? Whoever was in charge of maintaining the domain was doing a terrible job with the upkeep, for sure. Knowing he had no choice in the matter, the chimera opened up the proxy orb into map form. Spotting six light fixture icons spread throughout the Pavilion of Hermits, the early adult dashed off towards the northwest. Perhaps, starting towards the edge of the area would be a good start.


Reaching the edge of the area, lamp fixtures screamed at the soldier. Objects looking completely operational, the early adult folded his arms across his waist. Were the lights truly broken? He couldn't help but feel he had been mislead by whomever wrote the letter.


First lamp on a moving platform, the soldier pushed the fixture towards the end of the floorboard. Light beaming itself towards a mirror, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Floating blue reflective surface floating nearby, the chimera placed the object into the center of the bulb. Second mirror soon inserted into the other lamp, a treasure chest unlocked itself nearby.


Ignoring such phenomenon, the hyena dashed off back towards the direction he came. Second set of lamps sitting beside colorful boxes with faces, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. The lamps were not broken. What needed fixing, exactly? But, he supposed the fixtures being in the incorrect places was a problem to repair.


Pushing the first lamp off onto the edge of the moving platforms, a blue mirror had been installed into the white lens. Second light fixture raising itself as the light hit it, the chimera could not help but wonder. Were the lamps only able to light up if they interacted with one another? Mirror soon inserted, the early adult dashed off towards the next problem on the list.


Third problem only taking a moment as a reflective surface was quickly inserted, the soldier shrugged. He supposed some would be a simple fix. But, easy street soon became hard knocks as the fourth lamp was upon him. Mirror far away, the soldier scooped up the object. But, as the light of the other lamp kicked in, the reflective surface removed itself from the hyena's palms.


Retrieving the object once more, the soldier tried again once more. Reflective surface returning to its original spot for the second time as light hit it, the hyena allowed a sigh to escape the throat. Was avoiding the light the only way to place the mirror back where it rightfully belongs? He needed to tread in a more careful manner, if such were the case.


Attempting to avoid the light, the chimera placed the reflective surface into the lamp. Problem done and dealt with, the hyena sprinted off towards the fifth issue, the hyena steeled himself. First mirror placed into its rightful home, the soldier ascended a ladder nearby. Amber reflective surface placed into the higher platform light fixture, the third and final piece to the puzzle dropped into the last place.


Reaching the forest as the sixth and final lamp glared daggers at him, the soldier placed the final set of mirrors into their houses. Every light fixture fixed, the chimera heaved a tired sigh. The life of a fixer-upper was a busy one, indeed. Readying to return to the Silver Bottle Courtyard, a yawn released itself onto the damp air.


Such exit was halted before it could even begin. Hydro Eidolon floating by with another letter, the soldier waved a white flag upon the battlefield. The receptionist forgot to tell him other tasks? She needed to brief him on everything at once instead of sending the poor, innocent spherical creatures to him. Grabbing ahold of the letter, the early adult read his next order of instructions.


Letter reading, "Fix a toy in preprint world. Your map has been labelled accordingly," the soldier blinked. Fix yet another problem? Just how much within the Veluriyam Mirage wasn't working as expected? But, he supposed it was best to do as instructed. Knowing he had to fix whatever was broken, the soldier opened the proxy orb into map form.


Toy icon pulsating off towards the edge of the current area, the early adult had begun walking. Projector soon located, the early adult hopped into flat world. Blue room with multiple platforms, colored bubbles, and mirrors galore, the chimera prepared himself. Hopping onto the lift, the orange lamp was soon grabbed.


Reflective surface placed into a flower of the same color, the a blue mirror was soon added to the mix. Lift beside the flat plant taken, the early adult dashed off towards the left. Corresponding objects resonating with each other, the hyena returned towards the right side of the platform. Pink mirror placed in its spot, the first half of the puzzle was out of commission.


Second flat world a wooden lift bridge all the way towards the edge of the Pavilion, the soldier leaped into flat world for what felt like the tenth time of the day. Finding himself in a room with nothing but a toy soldier with its arms detached, the early adult blinked. Was this the esteemed toy he had to repair? He needed to make haste, if such were the case.


Mirrors returned to their rightful places, the floating arms inserted themselves into the places of which they belonged. Soldier toy all back together, the early adult puffed a sigh of relief. Surely, everything had been done for the day. However, as he cruised back through the Pavilion, a spherical water creature stood along the path.


Hydro Eidolon not allowing him to pass, the soldier shrugged. Did the creature want him to follow them? He supposed he had no choice in the matter. Walking behind the round creature, a white and gold chest pried itself open as if by magic. Large red claymore that looked like it served as a wolf's gravestone falling out of the container, the hyena sheathed the weapon behind him. How incredibly convenient for such weapon to appear. It was almost as if such convenience had been created to push a story along. But, such fact was unknown to the hyena.


But, as Siorc returned to the courtyard, a nervous look painted Idiya's face. Seeing such, the early adult's chest fluttered like a crystalfly. Did something else happen after he had left? Whatever it was, recording his findings around the mirage could wait. Looking the receptionist in the eyes, her words flowed out like a river.


"Abyss Mages have run loose around here!" Idiya shouted, nervous tone of voice. "Please, take care of them! Their locations should be marked on the map for you!" Letting out an apology, she called herself useless once more.


Hearing the receptionist dig at her self worth once again, the early adult let out a barely audible groan. Why did she always feel the need to bring herself down like that? But, he supposed it was not in his place to say anything. Nodding, the early adult studied his map for what felt like the thirtieth time for the day. Cluster of mages swarming around the abandoned hill at the end of the Pavilion of Hermits, the chimera was off to the races.


Reaching the empty mountains after half an hour of walking, the early adult lowered his eyes into a glare as the Abyss Mage army held hands and danced in a circle. Monsters soon ending their dance about, the early adult unsheathed the borrowed weapon from behind him.


Three purple hooded mages attempting to zap lightning his way, the soldier swiped the blade forward. Triple triad of doom taking slow hits towards their backsides, screams overtook the area. Blade hitting the monsters seven more times, the hyena switched the position of his legs. The final blow would soon be upon him.


An astronomically incorrect assumption, on his part.


Mages letting out a laugh as his bashes continued, electricity tickled the soldier's knees. Lightning taking him for a ride, the early adult let out a shout. Hydro Mages in the corner singing an enchantra, vitality bestowed the enemies on a silver platter. Balls of lightning dropping down on the soldier with gusto, the soldier was soon target practice.


Enemies continuing their zapping rampage, the hyena threw down a flower friend. Electro, Hydro and Dendro shaking hands with one another after eight attempts, Seeds had begun to hyperbloom into an explosion. Denizens of the world beneath on their knees, the soldier's blade and the monsters met.


Creatures removed from the equation after twenty-two slashes, the mage icon on the soldier's map moved off towards the southeastern forest. Descending the abandoned cliffside, the chimera ran through the pavilion as fast as his human legs could carry him. Green robed monsters awaiting him, the fight was on.


Mages tossing a rosy thorn whip his way, the early adult bit his lower lip. Had these mages been hanging around the falcon chimera? How dare they insult the world of nature by using it for their abyssal shenanigans. They would pay for such crime. Blade out in front of him, the purge had begun to take shape.


Monsters becoming one with nature one after another, the hyena brushed his hands together. What a fragile bunch of enemies. But, the easy switch was about to flip over to hard mode as an army delegated itself around the Silver Bottle Courtyard. Far too many mages to count, the soldier prepared himself for the long stretch ahead.


Enemies sprawled out around the bridge and entranceway, the hyena attempted with any might to vanquish the double dozen robed denizens solo. But, such was a difficulty of the ages. Multiple gathering around in the same spot shooting around elements aplenty, the tables reversed in the favor of the opposite party.


Feeling his seconds numbered as all seven elements drowned down on him for minutes on end, the soldier closed his eyes. He was outmatched, outnumbered, under prepared. Short body soon encased in bubble prison, movement had died a dishonorable death.


Hearing the muffled sound of guns off into the distance, the bubble around him soon popped. Barrage of bullets piling Abyss Mage bodies up one after another, the early adult blinked at the sight before him. Myší and Ulka tossing bullets rapid fire in quick succession, the soldier attempted to step towards the entrance area. But, such was met with an immediate challenge.


"Weave dis awea to us," Myší said between shots. "Yew shouwd go to Owagwown Vawwey." Another bullet fired towards a group of mages in the corner, she kept the barrage going. "Dewe's wotsa mages ova dewe. Cawsin pwobwems."


"What she said!" Ulka chimed in. "Go to Overgrown Valley. Chop chop!"


Knowing that if he stayed within Myší and Ulka's shooting grounds, a bullet would speed by his ear, the turned his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction. Perhaps it was best to leave the entrance to the domain to the two of them, for the time being. Running back towards the courtyard, the soldier made haste towards Overgrown Valley. But, as he walked towards the station, a disgusted sight presented itself.


Group of Abyss Mages holding Hydro Eidolons hostage upon the airways, the early adult cracked his knuckles. How dare the mages attempt to bring the domain's citizens into harm's way. Summoning a flower mobile, the hyena hopped into the boxcar. Setting himself onto the desert track, the soldier's finger was on the button ready to aim and fire.


Thumb pressing the button in rapid succession, the cannons popped off like they were hot. Mage expelled from the sky as the boxcar rode the tracks, the early adult kept his hand on the trigger. Monsters spreading themselves throughout the airy world above, the shots kept going.


Enemies appearing alongside the cart as the journey continued, the soldier kept his shots going. Monsters falling one after another like it was raining, the track kept speeding off towards the southwest. Cryo Mages keeping their Hydro Eidolon hostage situation going, armies fell from grace as the minutes sped onward.


Dozen more monsters taken out of the picture as the desert station was closely approaching, the early adult could not help but wonder. How did the Abyss Order manage to reach the Veluriyam Mirage? Had they found a way to enter the bottle portal through other means? He knew he would need to record such phenomena within his investigation log later.


Final set of mages taken out of their misery, the flower mobile parked itself in the desert station. But a wave of warning had come his way in a matter of moments. Blue haired man in the corner stating monsters were rampaging deep within the badlands, the early adult leaped onto the scene.


Terror awaited the soldier.


Abyss Mages holding lances in their right hands, the hyena's eyes opened wide. How did these monsters get ahold of such weapons? Multiple enemies charging forward at him all at once, every blind side was cornered in a matter of moments. Spears raised upwards in unison, the points sliced through his chest and torso up like bread.


Dizziness claiming him as a prize, the world had become fuzz around him. Falling backwards, his body had become one with the sand. Sea of red decorating the eroding sediment beneath, the soldier closed his eyes. Defeat singing in his fading ears, the world of unconsciousness had rung the winner bell. But, as he faded away, one final thought wrapped vines around the chimera.


Unexpected surprises had consequences, indeed.


***


Coming to sometime later, a wave of bewilderment flowed through the soldier. Rasa looking down upon him with a look of deep fitted rage on their face, a sea of questions crashed at bay. What had they been doing here? Mages nowhere to be seen, confusion looped on repeat. But, such thoughts were cut short as a scolding was about to come his way.


"You are so stupid!" Rasa shouted, pointed. "You should be grateful I killed those Abyss Mages with my poisons!" Soon in scorpion form, they crawled towards him, singular hand diving downward. "Now, come on. I'm taking you back to that tent of yours. Try not to bleed all over me!"


Hoisted upward, the early adult stared off into space. What was with Rasa's sudden change in attitude? He did not quite understand their rapid hot and cold behavior. Were they yes when they were no, too? But the soldier kept such opinions to himself. Weakness overpowering him, the hyena closed his eyes once more.


Taken back to his tent after two hours of crawling, the early adult had been placed onto the floor like a pile of rocks. Barely hearing the zipper close as his eyes remained shut, the hyena could feel his consciousness slip once more. But, as he faded away for the second time, one final question looped on repeat.


Just who was Rasa, really?


***


"For some reason, I feel like something is extremely
Off here in the Veluriyam Mirage.
Rasa seems angrier than I remember.
Could something be amiss here?
Everything is making little sense.
Do not know why the Abyss Order has come here.


This makes me wonder. Could more be lurking?
Obviously, I had to have missed something.


Perhaps, just maybe, there's more than meets the eye.
Looks like I need to investigate further.
Although, that seems to not be happening today.
Yes, for I am at Myší and Ulka's mercy.


How could she suggest I take
It easy today? Her Majesty is going to kill me. It
Does not matter I have been injured.
Even if I have been harmed, I cannot rest.


After all my notes are not sufficient enough.
No, I can't rest. I cannot take it easy.
Do they not understand? My life is in jeopardy.


So, I cannot sit by and take it easy.
Especially since Her Majesty is watching me.
Especially since I'm on the chopping block, guaranteed. I
Know I cannot sit around. Don't do this to me."


Waking up the next morning, a sight to behold graced the chimera's damaged field of vision. Chest wrapped up in bandages with blotches of crimson poking out, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Who could have possibly patched him up? But, he knew he couldn't just sit around lying about like a vegetable in his tent. He had to get back to work right away. Layered shirts soon covering his torso, the hyena removed himself from his tent.


But, as soon as he returned to the outside world, Myší blocked the pathway towards the courtyard. Arms firmly planted on her tiny waist, the soldier returned such gesture in tandem. What was she doing, standing in his way? She should know better than anyone Fatui had to always keep working. Attempting to step over her, Ulka soon acted as the second roadblock.


"We'we goin to gewt yew a heawa," Myší explained, arms folded across her waist still. "Take it easy untiw we'we back."


Hearing the term healer, the soldier let out a tired grunt. What did he need a healer for? He did not have time for such a thing. He needed to get back to work right this instant, or Her Majesty would be disappointed, for certain. Surely, being bandaged up was more than enough. Stepping off towards the left side, the hyena let his defiance be known, but Ulka soon zipped around the corner.


"Stop trying to protest, stubborno,"Ulka chirped, pointing. "If anything happens to you, we're on strict protocol to go back to Snezhnaya and seek out a healer for you." Leaping up word, her wings flapped hard upon the wind. "You're not working until we come back!"


The soldier let out another grunt. Surely, they did not need to go to such measures for an insignificant wound. Going back to his investigations would not cause him any more harm, for sure. Attempting to step off towards the other side once more, Ulka's voice soon increased in volume.


"You're still raring to go even after what I said?" Ulka asked, voice raising in volume. "Fine, stubborno, go ahead and ask Idiya for something to do." Her left index finger soon pointed at his chest. "But, no working! And don't go out too far!"


Permission granted to leave the area, the soldier headed off towards the reception desk. But, a childish order barely worth leaked out of the receptionist's mouth. Told to go play with the Hydro Eidolons, the chimera rolled his eyes to the sky. What did he look like, a child? He was twenty-one years too old to be told to go play.


Knowing he had no choice in the matter but to play games with the Hydro Eidolons, the soldier walked around the courtyard, for the time being. Group of three spherical creatures wishing to engage in hide and seek, the early adult shrugged. He supposed killing time with such activity wouldn't hurt.


Creatures dispersing themselves into bubbles and getting their disguises ready, the soldier kept his eyes open for any unusual sightings. Spotting a blue crystal on the roof, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Who did the spherical water denizen think they were fooling? Mouthing that he had found them, the creature returned to its previous form.


Second Eidolon disguising itself as a flower piece upon a house door, the soldier knocked on the entranceway. Creature's transformation breaking in seconds, the hyena shook his head. Inconspicuouism was dead. Third denizen poorly disguising itself as a barrel, the first game of hide and seek was soon completed.


Spherical hydro creatures floating in front of him, the soldier followed behind in silence. Citizens of the domain taking him towards a small camp off towards the southwest area of the courtyard, the second game of hide and seek was about to unravel. Eidolons hiding themselves amongst transformations, the hyena kept his eyes peeled.


Coming across a purple box with a watery blue aura around it, the early adult mouthed the word strange. Disguise breaking, the young soldier forced off duty kept observing. Strange vase sitting on a fence, the early adult tapped the object. Denizen returning from its transformation, the final disguised box returned to its true form.


Multiple games continuing onward throughout the courtyard, the thrill of the moment overtook the hyena. Spherical denizens guiding him towards Overgrown Valley, the soldier blinked. Was it alright for him to leave the courtyard? But, such thought was quickly left behind. Surely, it would be a while before Myší and Ulka returned.


Lead to a grassy area beside a pond, the next round of hide and seek was about to begin. Quickly spotting an unusual box on top of a lily pad, the early adult held back the urge to laugh. Was that the best disguise the Hydro Eidolon could come up with? What a silly mistake, on their part.


Peculiar ball of mud sitting around on the opposite side of the pond, the soldier clapped his hands together. Eidolon quickly revealing itself, the hyena shook his head. Surely, they had to have better ways to hide themselves than what they were presenting. Crate suspended in midair, as well, the round of seeking had come to and end.


No more games within the Overgrown Valley, the guiding Eidolon floated towards the soldier once more. Creature heading north, the chimera followed behind in silence. Guided towards a hollow tree trunk, the early adult kept walking. Taken into a cave, a tent was soon upon him.


Creatures hiding themselves, the early adult steeled himself. What terrible disguises awaited him this time? Blue box sticking out like a slime in a tribe of Hilichurls, the soldier tapped on the crate. Disguise broken in a matter of moments, the hyena kept treading the waters. Ridiculous candy cane in the water and out of place wooden toy, the game was won.


Multiple other Eidolons wishing to play hide and seek, the soldier kept the games going for hours on end. But, such fun had been halted as Myší and Ulka had begun to walk his way beside the circus tent with a plus one. Disdainful look on the rat chimera's face, the hyena gulped. He was about to get what's coming to him, for sure.


"I towd yew not to go owt too faw," Myší scolded. "Weww, no mattaw, we fownd yew." But, her words soon changed course. "Pwease sit ova dewe whiwe Miss Woba heaws yew."


Hearing Loba's name, the soldier's ears perked. What was Loba doing here in the Veluriyam Mirage? Didn't she have a lot of patients to see in the Natlan Medical Ward? Wasn't such visit into an unknown world messing with her busy schedule? Pushing such thoughts aside, the early adult placed himself down on the ground. What was he doing, thinking such things? He was wasting her time even more by letting his thoughts eat him.


"Myší and Ulka told me what happened," Loba said, tone filled with worry. "I'm going to heal you with my Delusion. Sit still for a moment, honey."


Doing as instructed, the soldier remained still as a statue. Shirts lifted up as the jackal did her duty, sinister black waters surrounded the hyena's wounds. Injuries vanishing as the delusion continued to do its dirty work, the early adult could feel his energy return like it had never left. Final touches taking the stage, color left Loba's face.


Look of exhaustion painting Loba's face, a worry cherry dropped into the center of the chimera's stomach. Just how much energy did her delusion take from her? Placing his hands in front of him, the early adult signed if she was alright for the entire eidolon population to see.


Watching as Siorc asked if she was alright in sign language, Loba hid the tiniest of smiles. Was he concerned about her present state of being? She knew she needed to let him know her current look of fatigue was a temporary side effect from the usage of a delusion.


"I'm alright, honey. This is just a side effect from using my delusion," Loba responded, voice tired. She then proceeded to reverse the subject back towards him. "I have healed your injuries. Please take care of yourself." Turning around, her eyes did not face the hyena.


"We'we takin Woba back to hew medicaw wawd in Natwan now," Myší said, walking forward. "Go back to pwayin fow now." Ulka's voice soon joined the party.


"Don't even think about sneaking in some work!" Ulka exclaimed. "When we come back, that's when you'll be on the clock again! Got it, stubborno?"


Demands coming his way to continue playing games, the hyena held back the urge to roll his eyes once more. Did he really have to keep on doing hide and seek with the Hydro Eidolons? He had been fully healed now. Taking it easy should have been on the ban list. But, he supposed he had no choice but to follow orders.


Multiple games of hide and seek played around the rest of the Pavilion and Thinking Theater, the early adult let out another sigh. Myší and Ulka were being absolutely ridiculous. Surely, it was fine to resume his investigations. Burying the greatsword, the games kept going, for the time being.


Coming across three Hydro Eidolons beside a waterfall, a game far tougher than all the rest took the domain by a rainstorm. Box disguise soon surrounded by a group of Hilichurls, the soldier tossed down a flower friend. Monsters taken out of the picture, the early adult dashed off towards the ledge.


Finding an out of place crate, the hyena tapped the wooden object. Water denizen returning from transformation land, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left as his seeking career hit a dead end upon the path. Final Eidolon nowhere to be seen, the hyena tilted his head. Where could the last one have possibly been hiding itself?


Eventually spotting an unusual box beside the waterfall, the hide and seek game had come to a halt. Returning to the Thinker's Theater and walking off towards the northern damp path, the soldier turned his attention towards the cave. He could not fathom why, but he could not help but feel something had been amiss while engaging in the Hydro Eidolon's transformation shenanigans around the area.


Stepping towards the cave entrance, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Was it just his imagination, or was someone watching him? As he stepped deeper within the area, such fears confirmed themselves before the hyena's mismatched eyes.


Witnessing a disheveled Valaha and Élénk turn towards him, doll limbs barely able to stay together, a wave of pity flew through the chimera like a Cicin in the open wilderness. How did Kígyó's siblings get here? Group of two looking ready to fall apart at any give moment, the chimera placed his hand over his chest. But, such food cart of thought was cut off with a pair of scissors as their eyes met his.


Purple haired stranger she couldn't seem to stop running into making himself welcome in the empty pirate cave, Valaha placed her doll fingers on her chin. Had this person been displaced within this foreign place, as well? Maybe it wouldn't hurt to ask if he was another casualty.


"Did a portal displace you, as well?" Valaha asked, finger on chin.


Question coming his way, the soldier tilted his head. A portal displacing him? What did Valaha mean? Shaking his head, he looked into her eyes. Had someone whisked the two of them away against their will? If such were the case, he needed to get to the bottom of it. Although, such thoughts were cut short as an Abyss Mage laughed like the underworld was watching.


Abyss Mage with a polearm in its right hand, the soldier's legs shook. Why were the Abyss Order suddenly changing all their strategies? How absolutely terrifying. But, the early adult threw such fear out the window. There was no time to let himself be afraid. Fear was an emotion that should remove itself. Élénk's voice soon picking up in volume, his thoughts were interrupted once more.


"You're that creature that displaced us while we were arguing with Ezrek!" Élénk shouted, pointing. "Send us back to Sumeru right now!" There was a wave of demand in his voice.


"Fight us first!" the abyss mage chided. "Then, maybe we will!"


Mage soon vanishing deeper within the cave, the party of three chased after it. Spear wielding denizen looking ready to rampage, Valaha and Élénk took to the stage. Snakes out of nowhere slithering through the waters of the hidden pirate world, a switch of realization clicked in the chimera's fading human brain.


Pushing such eureka aside, for a moment, the chimera threw down a flower friend. Seeds filling up the water one after another, the spear wielding Mage had been knocked down six pegs. Valaha soon transforming her doll hands into snakes, venomous teeth sunk into the robed monster's backside.


First mage becoming one with the water, multiple mages soon took the original's place like a clone. Dendro and snakes slowly working their way through the army, the soldier let out a huff. Squad of monsters keeping their momentum going, the battles continued.


Dozen-and-a-half Abyss Mages fading into the ether, the realization from before soon hugged the early adult from behind. Valaha and Élénk, were they the ones responsible for the snakes seen around the Veluriyam Mirage? He supposed such was the only possibility. But, the hyena kept the lid on such thoughts. He knew it was to keep quiet.


Serpents removing more Abyss Mages out of the equation, the soldier placed his hand behind his ear. Was he hearing things, or was someone running his way at lightning speed? Rasa in scorpion form crawling onto the scene at lightning speed, and Lechi wheeling on over, the early adult blinked. How did the two of them always know when something was going on?


Trio becoming a quintet, the Mage army doubled in size as if multiplying like a swarm of insects. But, no challenges had posed themselves as the minutes marched onward. Scorpion duo's venom flipping the invisible tables upside down, only a singular denizen remained.


Creature cornered, sweat poured down the Abyss Mage's mask. Rasa turning their stinger towards the creature, demands had come the enemy's way. Élénk shouting to let his sister and he come home, laughter soon overtook the pirate cave for minutes on end.


"Sorry, dolls, your portal is another castle!" the Abyss mage shouted. But a roundhouse kick had come their way.


"Be more direct!" Lechi shouted. As ne exclaimed such, the Mage was punted across the room backside hitting another wall.


"Fine! It's in the southern cave!" the Abyss mage responded. "But, tick tock, snakeis, it'll disappear any minute!"


Time wasting away, the group of five dashed out of the northern cave as if their lives depended on it. Continuing to run and wheel south for minutes on end, the cave on the outer edge of Overgrown Valley was coming closer as the seconds marched onward inexorably. Nearly half an hour passing, the location was upon everyone.


But, as the snake dolls stepped inside the cave with multiple railing tracks, a spiraling portal caught their attention. Attempting to hop inside, a Mage broke out into a sea of laughter. Monster snapping its fingers, the exit path back to Teyvat was removed from existence. Rolling up his sleeves, the early adult wound up a fist. It was time to take this mage out of commission, but as he was about to throw himself into battle, the two faces he least wanted to see stepped into the cave.


Myší and Ulka stamping their feet, faces redder than a tomato, the early adult's heart skipped two beats. He was caught purple handed. He was about to get the scolding of a lifetime any second now. Eyes wandering, the soldier stared at the mural on the wall. Any minute now, he was going to get a bullet filled warning.


"Siowc, what awe yew doin in hewe?" Myší asked, voice seething. "We towd yew not to go back to wok untiw we wetuwned!" Her hands were soon on her hips.


"You sneaked off to do some work, didn't you?" Ulka asked, voice seething as well. "You're getting a penalty for not listening to us!"


Hands planted on his back, the soldier had been dragged forward. Wrists gripped into a firm lock as the cave was exited, the courtyard was coming into the soldier's field of vision at a slow pace. Trudged all the way back to his tent, the girls tossed him into his temporary housing like an object.


"Stay in there until tomorrow!" Ulka shouted. "Don't even try to sneak out of there! We'll be watching you!" Tent zippered shut, their shadows blocked off the left side of his temporary abode.


Ordered to stay within his tent, the hyena let out an exasperated sigh. Stay in here until tomorrow? How incredibly ridiculous. What was he, a child? He was twenty-one years too old to be grounded. Who did Myší and Ulka think they were, his parents? Not a single person or chimera would ever replace such role of his late mother and father.


Shadows continuing to cast their silhouettes upon the tent's edges, the soldier removed the investigation log from his back pocket. Whatever the two of them thought they could stop him from, there was no way he wasn't going to record his findings. Quilled pen soon in his hands, the hyena had begun writing down the past two days of discoveries.


Writing down his adventures within the circus tent and lamp puzzles, the soldier shook her head. There was no way either facts would be useful for Her Majesty. Adding a section in the notebook regarding the abyss order, the hyena's pen fired away. Multiple passages recorded about the Abyss Order overtaking the area, the chimera gazed at the tome, for a moment.


Writing down multiple hypothesises that the Abyss Order was attempting to claim the Veluriyam Mirage for themselves, the hyena kept writing. Ten pages filled in, the chimera could not help but wonder. Had he written enough? He knew he would need to keep adding more if his investigation log were to meet Her Majesty's standards.


Adding some final touches to the pages in front of him, the soldier slammed the tome shut. Late evening popping up like an unwanted guest, the hyena let out a deep yawn. Scrunching himself up into a ball upon the tent floor, one final thought grabbed a hold of the chimera's legs as the world of sleep were about to take him away.


The Abyss Order is taking over the Veluriyam Mirage, for sure.


***


"I'm starting to suspect something.
The Abyss Order, they are clearly


In the process of taking over this
Space, this domain.


Ah, I get it now. I truly see.
Looks like I finally know what Her Majesty wanted.
Look, Your Majesty, I see now!


Could this be what she wanted?
Oh, I get it now.
Maybe I am mistaken, and perhaps
I am overthinking, but I get it, truly!
Now I see. She wants information about the abyss. I
Get it now, Your Majesty.


This little investigation was all a game to you.
Obviously, you wanted an abyssal
Gift. I get it now, Your Majesty! Sure, I'll get you that present. That's
Easy! I see now. I truly get it. So,
This is what information you're withholding from me.
Ha, ha, ha. I get it now, Your Majesty. I see. I now know
Everything. Fix what's broken?
Record my findings? What a sham.


I see now, Your Majesty! I get it truly!


Sure, I'll get more information on the Abyss Order for you, that's
Easy. Your little 'shark in the army' is going to
Enter all there is to tell about those little mages!


Now I get it. Everything makes sense now!
Oh, but don't hold your breath, you
Won't be getting all there


Is to show! My knowledge is limited, so take what you


Get! You'll get your
Everything, though, I won't disappoint you
This time!


Isn't this great, Your Majesty?
The real reason you sent me here is finally recorded! I hope you're happy!"


Waking up the next morning, the hyena would not falter. Today, for sure, he would continue working. The choice was not his if he wished to continue living. Stepping outside the tent and giving the bobcat and rat duo the coldest of shoulders the reception desk was soon upon the hyena.


Idiya soon informing him he would have to fix the preprints worlds within the projectors and the large wheel in the courtyard, the early adult rolled up his sleeves. A flat world fixer upper? No problem. It was time to get down to work. But, as pins had been added to his map, unwanted comments stuck to the chimera like glue.


"You're leaving this job to the weakest of the losers here again?" Lechi commented, insult growing fruits. "Can't to see as clear as day he's even more useless than you?"


Siorc rolled his eyes towards the ground. Did Lechi think nir insult would have him shaking in his heelless boots? Who did ne think ne was always saying such rude and nasty things to everyone ne encountered? But, the soldier turned his cheek. Walking away, the early adult studied his mini-map. Orb icon off towards the domain's entrance, the hyena prepared himself for work.


Dropping himself into the first flat world, the soldier had begun fixing the puzzle around him. Crates from the outside moved away, the hyena kept going. First projection fixed after three attempts, the early adult moved onward towards the second flat world within the entrance area.


Boxes pushed out of the way once more, the early adult had entered flat world for the second time of the day. Land of the platforms solved after fifteen minutes, the damage had been reversed. Dashing off towards the bridge as the third dimension had come back, an obstacle had stood in the way.


Crystal ball upon the bridge missing multiple components to function, the hyena shrugged. He supposed he would have to return later once the parts had been located. Nothing to be done, the early adult headed back towards the courtyard. Orb icon pulsating as he reached the next projector, the chimera braced himself.


First flat world within the Silver Bottle Courtyard fixed, the early adult blinked. Was it just him, or had each and every puzzle gotten easier the more time he had entered the space with only two dimensions? But, he supposed, the more a person had done something, the quicker the body remembered the instructions.


Second preprint land repaired within the courtyard, the soldier gazed at his proxy map, for a moment. Three projector icons presenting themselves in the Thinker's Theater, the hyena had begun to head north. But, as he reached the pond, the early adult titled his head. Where could the projector have been? Unable to find it anywhere within the pond, questions kept swimming around in the chimera's fading human mind.


Spotting a rather high off platform towards the waterfall with four pointed grappling stars, the hyena placed his hands on his chin. How was he supposed to reach such an area without falling? But, such question had an immediate answer. Hydro Eidolon sitting by the pond in a lily pad, an idea hatched an egg in the grass beside him.


Walking towards the spherical creature, the chimera looked into the domain citizen's singular green eye. Pointing towards the rocky island above, the early adult hopped into place, wind glider deployed. Creature soon getting the picture, a transformation took the stage.


Hot water balloon appearing in front of him, the sweat poured down the chimera's brow. He would definitely need to apologize to the Hydro Eidolon later for having it work hard to bring him upward. Mirage carriage soon ascending, a pinwheel off in the distance caught the hyena's attention. There was no way he would have been able to continue alone, guaranteed.


Taken to a high off rocky platform, the soldier placed his hands into an apologetic stance as the spherical creature's disguise had come to an end. Abandoned house with nothing but a projector in front of it, the early adult leaped into the flat world. Puzzle taken care of, the early adult descended back down towards the damp ground.


Returning to the theater, the soldier recalled something of particular note. Recalling there had been a castle towards the northwest, the chimera had begun running. Reaching the palace at breakneck speed, an unusual preprint world awaited him. Stumped for minutes on end, the hyena kept trying on repeat. Eventually nailing the issue upon the wall, the castle flat world was exited.


Final projector living inside the pirate cave, the hyena dashed off towards the northeast. Crystal ball waiting for him beside a broken ship, the early adult prepared himself. What kind of puzzle was about to await him this time? Ready for action, the hyena steeled himself.


But, steel was not enough. Loud speaker talking like a pirate as a barrage of bullets had come his way, the early adult jumped towards the right. Had Myší and Ulka added themselves to flat world? If such had happened, he would not let their added bonus win.


Unknown rock formation soon appearing in the center, the chimera hopped upon the sediments. Bullets removing such from the scene, two hearts had been chipped off in the corner of the flat world. Projectiles gaining speed as the seconds unraveled into minutes, the early adult attempted to keep dodging with all his might.


Reaching a portal, another barrage of bullets had come out to get the hyena like a monster chasing him. Jumping towards the right, the projectiles did not meet their target. Continuing to dodge for minutes on end, two flat weapons had claimed him as victory. Two hearts chipped off as the flat battle had come to an end, the last door soon appeared.


No more icons on his map remaining, the hyena soon returned to the courtyard. Receptionist soon handing him the last three components for the last remaining projector, the early adult gazed at the objects. Which one went where? Hour passing as the correct conclusion was finally reached, the chimera took a deep breath. The time to fix the wheel was about to be upon him.


But, as the soldier headed off towards the hollowed out tree in the northern part of the courtyard, a wave of doom flowed through him. Was the atmosphere heavy here? But, the early adult popped such thought with a pin. He was overthinking things, for sure. Ascending the tree trunk towards the soon to be operable wheel ride, the hyena was ready.


An array of surprise guests awaited the chimera.


Valaha, Élénk, Rasa and Lechi already up top the early adult blinked. Had the scorpions been sent up towards the ride to help fix it, as well? But, such had been proven incorrect as a portal ripped open towards the edge of the broken ride. Person stepping out, the hyena jumped three steps back at the sight before him.


Garrán stepping out of the portal, questions raced around the soldier's head like a Slime Balloon trying to cause trouble for adventurers. Why was the frogupine chimera here? But, something soon clicked inside him. Realization washing over him, a barely visible smirk soon appeared on his face.


He sees now.


He understood everything.


Multiple realizations flowing through him at once, the hyena shook his head. Perhaps it was best to let the frog porcupine chimera speak their piece of the situation. Garrán looking ready to act like a crafty villain, the early adult folded his arms across his waist. Everything was about to come full circle, guaranteed.


"So, you're the poor unfortunate souls who were displaced here?" Garrán asked, hand out in front of them. "Quit fighting my people! You're making me so angry!"


The soldier turned his attention towards the scorpion siblings. Rasa and Lechi, could it have been possible they were displaced within the Veluriyam Mirage, too? He supposed, if such were the case, he did not blame the two of them for their bouts of anger. But, his question would soon lead to an unexpected answer.


"You're mistaken, Abyss Lector," Rasa responded. "Lechi and I aren't a part of your displacement scheme." Their singular hand had been placed behind their backside. "We chose to come here. That witch Alice, not like you know her, promised us that the Veluriyam Mirage didn't have any people we could accidentally poison." Shaking their head, their lower lip was soon bitten. "So, neither of us are your victims, sorry to break it to you!" Their monologue, however, was soon interrupted.


"You're the one who did this to us?" Valaha asked, eyes quivering.


"Send us back to Teyvat right now!" Élénk exclaimed, fist shaking.


"S-Silence!" Garrán stuttered. "This domain and wheel now belong to the Abyss Order!" Almost as if they weren't able to stay on script, their eyes twitched with a fervor. "Wallow in fear! You'll be here forever!"


"Bet on it, loser!" Lechi called out.


Hearing the word loser come their way, Garrán closed their eyes. Porcupine quills soon behind them they could feel themselves begin to boil over with rage. Who did this stranger think they were calling him a loser? They would pay greatly for such disgusting insult.


"How dare you call me a loser!" Garrán shouted at the top of their lungs. "Come and fight me!"


Large white and purple abyssal book floating underneath Garrán's palms, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. A fight with the Abyss Order here, and now? He was unprepared for such outcome, for sure. Tome of dark spells out in the open, the fight had soon been under way.


Two lightning bolts coming everyone's way, the soldier grit his teeth as the bolts swept him up into the ring. Static clinging to his uniform, the hyena attempted to brush off such attack. But, such had proven difficult as a barrage of violet orbs come for everyone in every direction.


Party of five knocked back like a group of white pins, the early adult fell onto his knees. Barrage of orbs continuing their rampage, multiple hits had been blown upon the soldier's small body. Knowing he had to stand back up, the hyena rose to his feet. Electromagnetic blast charging itself up, the chimera placed himself into a fighting stance.


Frogupine looking open, the early adult tossed down a flower friend. Valaha and Élénk's vipers joining the party, as well, vines had come the abyssal chimera's way. But, as such counter had been applied to the table, Mages joined the party. But, their lives had been ended before the hyena could even blink.


Rasa and Lechi's venom becoming the third player, the mages had become one with nature, in an instant. Every other enemy attempting to join the battle removed with a toxic punch, as well, Garrán's gloved fists shook on the air like an angry elderly person yelling at a cloud.


"You think your poison is all that? Laughable!" Garrán shouted, human hand soon transforming into a frog one. "Mine's stronger!"


Watching as Garrán transformed themselves into frog form, the early adult's heart beat harder and faster in his chest. If they were about to attack with their toxic touch, lives would be lost, guaranteed. He could not allow such to happen, for sure. Feeling a shout on the back of his throat, the soldier allowed the words escape into the open.


"Don't!" Siorc shouted.


But, it had been too late. The transformation had reached its peak. Full strawberry poison dart frog form below the neck presenting itself, the early adult let out a gulp. Any minute now, the deadly poisons would rear their terrifying head. Frog coming closer, the hyena slowly backed away.


Valaha soon stepping in front of him, frog hands clung to her doll body. Seeing such, the early adult's eyes opened wide. Why would she do something like that? Poison dart frog toxins were lethal to the touch, even for dolls, surely. But, as the seconds had become minutes, nothing happened. Valaha's doll body remaining intact, bewilderment ate the hyena up like a bowl of Jewelry Soup. Was her body made out of steel?


Toxins unable to do their bidding, snakes sunk their teeth into Garrán's frog hands. Teeth digging deep, the abyss aligned chimera bellowed a growl. Fanning out their warty fingers, an opening presented itself. Group of five combining forces, ten blows dealt, a bow soon took to the battlefield.


"I surrender, alright?! Stop attacking!" Garrán shouted, bowing. Portal soon opening behind them, they clicked their tongue. "Tsk, whatever. I lost! Go ahead, dolls, here's your portal. Get out of here!"


Medusa dolls throwing themselves into a portal, a white book dropped as Garrán exited the area, as well. Catching the tome, the a wave of concern flowed through the chimera. Would Valaha truly be alright? He could not help but feel the venom would still affect her in some way, artificial being or not.


Things calming down after awhile, the soldier returned to the courtyard. Everything soon set to be fixed, the receptionist transformed herself into her true form. Oceanid standing before him, the early adult shrugged. Idiya was a lochfolk all this time? He supposed such fact was unsurprising. The domain was a water world with blue haired people every which way and corner.


Wheel ride fixed, the soldier returned himself to his tent. Abyss Lector tome in his hands, the early adult placed the Veluriyam Mirage Investigation Log on top of it. Recording more information about the projections, the abyss order the wheel, and Idiya, the early adult stared at the catalyst in front of him.


The Abyss Order's Catalyst, should he hand it off to Her Majesty? Perhaps, just maybe, if his notes were not enough, giving her a gift would wash out any punishment that would come his way. Resolute on his decision, the early adult placed the book onto the side of his uniform pants.


Recording more passages for hours on end, the hyena placed an addendum by Idiya's entry. Writing that he suspected the Veluriyam Mirage was run by lochfolk, the early adult flipped back towards the abyss order section. Adding a few more lines that he surmised the Abyss Order was attempting to take over the area, the chimera removed himself from his tent. Myší and Ulka standing outside it, like usual, the soldier waited for the predictable set of words to come his way.


"Wetta fow yew, Siowc," Myší said, handing him the letter. "I wouwd skip weading it and go see Hew Majesty now, dough. She's gettin a witta angwy."


Sense of fear in Myší's voice, the soldier nodded. He knew, if Her Majesty was already getting impatient, his life was on the line, guaranteed. Highlighting the waypoint towards the palace, the soldier closed his eyes. Palace doors in front of him after a split second, the early adult took a deep breath as his hands traced the Fatui symbols.


Walking down the blue carpet, the early adult bowed down to the Cryo Archon. Raising his head, the hyena removed the Abyss Lector Catalyst from his back pocket. Gift delivered to her, the notebook had soon been handed to her as well. Bracing himself for punishment, the hyena gave eye contact. Any minute now, his life would be in the Doctor's hands.


Abyss Lector book handed off to her, a royal smirk appeared on the Tsaritsa's face. Excellent, her lovely chimera had found something actually useful this time. Such find was worth celebrating, for sure. Right thigh soon crusted into her left leg, her smirk only grew wider upon her face.


"You're in luck this time, my lovely chimera," the Tsaritsa said royally. "I'm willing to let it slide that your notes are one page too short." The sinister smirk would not leave her face. "Go back to the Veluriyam Mirage one last time to find anything you missed. Do as you wish with those little circus attractions, my lovely chimera." She then curled her hands into a shooing position. "You're dismissed for today. Leave my sight at once."


Bowing his head, the early adult exited the palace. But, as he stepped outside, the soldier's stomach let out a violent growl. Hearing such, the hyena's cheeks turned a whole new shade of pink. The stomach was quite the rude organ. Thoughts playing themselves, the chimera removed his teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. He supposed, going for some tea sounded nice right about now.


Liyue Harbor waypoint highlighted, the soldier closed his eyes. Third Round Knockout soon adjacent from him, the chimera ascended the small staircase. But, as he prepared to sit down in his usual spot, an oddity took the stage. Panda chimera nowhere to be seen, and generic server taking their place, the early adult seated himself.


Tall brunette sitting in his usual spot, sharp eyes were soon on him. Wise man studying him for minutes on end, the early adult blinked. Why was he looking at him? But, such observations were soon halted themselves as layers of information had come his way.


"I suspect you are here for Miss Yinlong?" the tall brunette asked, hand on chin, "She is not here today. I shall brew your tea."


Tall brunette stepping away for a moment, the early adult titled his head. Did the wise man work here? He could not help but feel he did not. But, he supposed the man enjoyed his tea enough to provide some for others. Herbal blend soon in front of him, the hyena had begun to sip the blend. But, another observation stepped up to the plate.


"Pardon my intruding question, young man," the tall brunette said. "But, have you lost some weight?"


Hearing such a question, the early adult continued to sip his tea. He supposed he could have possibly shed some kilograms, but such fact did not bother him in the slightest. Never knowing if he would get his rations in the morning, he had gotten quite used to such lifestyle in his eight years as Fatui Soldier. Lecture looking ready to continue, the hyena turned his head.


"Eating properly is imperative, even for a member of an army such as yourself," the tall brunette said. There was an air of importance in his voice.


Generic employee placing a plate of chop suey down on the table, the soldier blinked. Placing his wallet down on the table, the early adult attempted to provide payment. But, such action was halted. Told the meal was put on the Wansheng Funeral Parlor's tab, the hyena grabbed the chopsticks.


Chowing down like he had never seen food before, the early adult slowed down. Spices hitting his throat, a sea of comments flowed through him. This was what food tasted like? It had been ten long days. Such had to have been longer than Inazuma's eternity.


Finishing the meal, the chimera bowed a thank you. Feeling full, the early adult removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket for the final time of the day. Military barracks waypoint highlighted, the chimera closed his eyes. Steel walled room reached after fifteen minutes of walking, a wave of tiredness overtook the soldier.


Weaponized hairpins, earrings and uniform soon removed, the soldier slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Glasses put aside as well, the early adult gazed at the steel walls, for a moment. Soon, his investigations within the Veluriyam Mirage would come to an end. Time was ticking. World of sleep about to take him away for the late evening, the hyena closed his eyes. But, one final thought had begun to join him as the land of tormented dreams was about to pull him back in.


The final record will soon be upon him.

 

[Palamon]

10. Veluriyam Investigation 4: The Play to End them All

"Is something wrong with Sumeru? Cannot help but


Feel something terrible is happening.
Every few days, these dreams
About the mysterious girl are
Returning. I believe


These dreams are trying to tell me something.
However, there is nothing I can do.
After all, my journey
Through the Veluriyam Mirage continues.


Sumeru, I am sorry I cannot help you. But, I am
Overthinking, surely.
My dreams are not reality.
Even so, I recall something.
The rotting. Yes, that
Horrific event.
It is not normal,
No. It is rather concerning,
Guess the Withering has progressed. It is


Quite terrifying. The
Ultimate demise. No.
I'm overthinking, surely.
There's just no way.
Everything going on, perhaps it is


Truly nothing to worry about.
Every dream I have is not
Reality. That mysterious girl, she is just a
Relic within my subconscious.
I'm certain.
But, I just cannot help but feel
Layers of unease.
Yes, recurring dreams happen


With some sort of
Reason. I must
Open the door to such outcome.
Now, it's still happening,
Getting sent to the pink tree over and over again.


I am starting to
Suspect something.


Guess I need to keep my subconscious eyes
Open. Right,
I need to keep my subconscious eyes open.
Now, the dream loops continues,
Going round and round


Over and over.
Never ceasing, looping, repeating, reversing.


If the mysterious girl wants to tell me something,
Now would be the time.


Soon, my journey around the Veluriyam Mirage will reach its
Untimely end. Soon. No
More than one week remains.
Everything is ending
Right, everything is ending.
Unless I am mistaken, but, for now, diligence is key."


Dreaming continued its never ending cycle of anguish within the chimera's adult life. The loop would rinse and repeat, like a samsara in Sumeru. But, the night before him would only worsen the ordeal, throwing a Skyrider Greatsword upon the dream battlefield.


Before him had been the pink tree the hyena had seen far more often in recent happenings. But, the off feeling from the days prior had begun to settle in once more. Tree far more discolored than before, fear ate the chimera up like a bowl of Padisarah Pudding. A tormenting dream awaited him, guaranteed.


Walking down the rotting tree trunk, the soldier could not help but wonder. Was he in some sort of subconscious time loop? He knew such had to have been a possibility at his constantly transforming hands. Reaching the end after the dream seconds had become minutes, the soldier gazed at the tree of familiarities once more. But, as he had done such, a sight to behold caught the early adult's dream eyes.


Mysterious girl waiting by the tree seated upon a branch swingless, a wave of unease flowed through the hyena at the sight before him. Was it just his dream playing tricks on him, or did the girl of many mysteries look as though she was withering? Seeing such, the early adult could not help but wonder. Could something have been wrong with her? But, as if his mind was being peered into, his thoughts were spoken aloud by the opposite party.


"You think something's wrong? the mysterious girl asked. "They're starting to accelerate their plans to replace me."


Hearing such, unease swallowed the hyena whole. The unknown entity was accelerating their plans to replace the mysterious girl? What did that mean? Just who was she, exactly? Questions bubbling into overdrive, the soldier could not hold himself back any longer. Words escaping the dream throat, the inquiry broke free.


"What do you mean they're trying to replace you?" Siorc accidentally asked.


Mysterious girl falling silent, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. No answer coming his way for dream minutes on end, the fact soon solidified into his fading human mind. Something isn't right with her, guaranteed. Silence looping on repeat as the girl laid still on her swing, the thought cemented itself into place. But, the world of quiet broke into piece after thirty dream minutes.


"Silly, I told you last time," the mysterious girl replied. "They've found another bird."


Fact repeated once more, the early adult placed his finger on his unfeeling chin. Was there anything he could do to help her? There was no way he could allow her to continue suffering. Surely, just maybe, there was something he could do. But, the soldier knew such was an impossibility to be had, for sure.


Such thoughts were quickly interrupted as the sound of a laugh overtook the area. Mage dancing in its bubble, it spun its wand around in place as flames had begun to channel themselves towards the staff of magic. Balls of fire thrown towards the tree, flames soon engulfed the area.


Multiple branches becoming nothing but charcoal, the soldier's eyes opened wide. But, the fire show had only just gotten started. Balls of fire engulfing the mysterious girl, as well, the hyena let out a scream. Girl proclaiming once more she was withering, one final apology bore fruit.


"I'm sorry, I no longer have the power to keep the monsters away," the mysterious girl said weakly. As she said such, she faded into the ether.


More branches rotting as the dream's population lowered itself from two to one, the early adult attempted to back four steps way. But, such action was over before it could even begin. Feeling an adhesive lock his currently human feet into place, fear hugged the soldier from behind. Any minute now, he would become to the Abyss Mage's next target.


Balls of fire soon coming his way, the early adult had been caught in the crossfire. Uniform bursting into flames in a matter of dream moments, the hyena let out a shout. Jacket nothing but a pile of ashes, every other layer soon joined the fire party. Chest soon the final guest to arrive at the banquet of fire, defeat took the soldier away. Backside dropping onto the ground in the not reality before him, one final thought cemented into place.


Sumeru is rotting.


***


"This time, I am certain, my time
Here in the Veluriyam Mirage will
End shortly.


Very much so, this is the finale.
Everything ends here.
Looks like I just need to look for anything I may have missed. That is of
Utmost importance. But,
Really, I believe there is nothing else.
I am quite certain. I will try,
Your Majesty, but I am certain I have found
Absolutely everything. But, perhaps, just
Maybe there is one final thing, Perhaps, just


Maybe there is a secret deep within. But,
I am doubtful. But, I will continue looking. I must not
Ruminate on this.
After all, there has to be something.
Guess I will keep looking.
Even if time is ticking.


For now, the
Investigation will continue. But,
Now I have come to notice something:
A timer on the bottom of my map screen. Seven days
Left? Time is ticking.
Every second counts in this mirage domain."


The sound of roaring wind awaited the early adult as the morning raged onward like a court case in Fontaine. The frozen chill only continued to worsen as the dawn vanished into the early daytime. As the blizzard had begun to reach its finale, multiple Fatui groaned in an echo.


The complaints were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially tormented slumber. Lifting himself up from the rock hard covers, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his mind. But, the soldier knew he had to get over it. Dreams were not reality. Work mode switch flipping upward, the early adult had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the soldier placed his uniform over his layered shirts, the hyena could not help but wonder. Had something been wrong in Sumeru? He could not help but feel something was amiss there. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. There was no time to check on the wellbeing of another nation. Finishing up work in the Veluriyam Mirage was mandatory.


Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching sunflowers adorned the soldier's hair and ears. Gazing at the steel walls, for a moment, the thoughts slithered back into the hyena's mind like a snake. Perhaps, just maybe, if he were to have any downtime, checking on Sumeru should be his top priority if the chance were to ever arise.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the early adult slapped his cheeks. He needed to focus on the workday at hand. There was no time to think about the Nation of Wisdom. Thoughts pushed aside one final time, the hyena walked towards the edge of the room.


Heelless shoes on, the hyena walked back towards his uniform drawers. Veluriyam Mirage Investigation Log in his currently human hands, the soldier bent back the cover. Reading through his notes for minutes on end, the chimera could not help but ponder. Had there been anything he missed? He supposed it was best to look one final time as Her Majesty had had requested.


Placing the tome into his back pocket, the soldier removed the Teleport Waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. But, as he prepared to highlight the waypoint in the Silver Bottle Courtyard, a peculiarity stuck out to the hyena. Spotting text in the bottom hand corner that read, Time remaining: seven days and zero hours the early adult titled his head. What could such possibly mean? The domain, was it on some sort of time limit? He supposed such had to have been the case.


Spotting strange icons on the map, as well, the early adult gazed at them, for a moment. He supposed he would have to check out the locations where such icons were located later. Everything set, the soldier highlighted the waypoint towards the Silver Bottle Courtyard. But, as the fast travel began, one final question looped on repeat.


Was he on a time limit the entire time?


***


"I'm tired of seeing these unknown strangers wander around here.
From the looks of it, that incident with the abyss has come to a close.


Ordinarily, I tend to not side with Lechi's anger, but I suppose
Now that is changing.
Lechi, I am with you on this one.
Yes, I agree.


These people have quite overstayed their welcome
Here. I most certainly agree.
Everything has gone back to normal, that's the
Sheer truth.
Everything is fine now. It is time for them to leave.


Perhaps I have just let nir anger persuade me too much.
Even so, it is far too rowdy here. Those
Obnoxious gun wielding Fatui,
Please just go. Exit the area,
Leave. Nothing is normal,
Everything is chaos.


Well, I suppose soon, the time limit shall come.
Outsiders besides the two of
Us may only stay for a
Limited time. Or so Idiya tells me. I
Do not know the truth, I guess I will find out shortly.


Just wait it out. The
Ultimate moment of peace and quiet
Shall soon be upon Lechi and I.
Time is ticking, everyone will soon


Go away.
Ousted from paradise.


Away from this mirage forevermore.
When will the time come?
About a week or some from now, I believe.
Yes, seven days remain of those pesky people.


Ah, perhaps
Lechi's anger has truly affected me.
Rage is quite unbefitting of me.
Every moment is yet
Another where they will exit this place.
Do not let anger in.
Yes, this will all end shortly."


Upon reaching Silver Bottle Courtyard through the teleport waypoint, the chimera headed towards the receptionist desk. But, as he had prepared to walk towards Idiya, Myší and Ulka headed towards him faster than a bullet speeding on the wind. Girls looking as though they had something rather important to say, the early adult turned towards them.


"Dewe yew awe. Hew Majesty said yew can dew what yew want," Myší said, hands behind her back. "Dun't wowwy about wecowdin stuff too much."


"What she said!" Ulka exclaimed. "If you discover anything new, I still would, though." She then let out a laugh. "I'm going for a fly now, tootleo!"


Ulka flying away at lightning speed and Myší chasing after her, the early adult could not help but wonder. Could the two of them be up to something? But, the soldier shrugged his shoulders. Whatever the duo's agenda was was absolutely no business of his. Heading towards the receptionist, information had begun to come his way.


"I've got nothing for you!" Idiya exclaimed. "Everything has been repaired, and no portals have popped up since that frog guy left." Mumbling under her breath she could be lazy for awhile, her attention soon returned towards the Fatui. "Why don't you go on a walk for awhile?"


Hearing such suggestion, the soldier nodded. He supposed walking around for awhile was a decent idea. Bowing a thank you, the early adult pondered, for a moment. Perhaps exploring the forest southeast of the courtyard could suffice, for the time being. Turning his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction, the soldier prepared to stage his exit.


As the soldier headed for the bridge off in the corner, the early adult put on a tiny smile. The domain's scenery was far more beautiful than he thought it was. Water creatures floating around everywhere, the grin remained deep upon the soldier's face. Traverse continuing, the hyena absorbed the his surroundings.


Hydro Eidolons having fun with one another with every step he took, the early adult let out a blissful sigh. Soon, he would no longer witness such creatures anywhere in Teyvat. A shame to be had, for sure. But, time was always moving. Such was the inevitable. Bridge getting closer, the chimera kept walking.


Courtyard soon behind him, the soldier dashed off towards the ladder off towards the corner. Ascending towards the hills, the chimera gazed at the grass beneath him. Gorgeous yellow flowers everywhere, the hyena let out a blissful sigh. Teyvat or not, forests were a sight to behold.


World of the mirage forest surrounding him with every step, the soldier sauntered onward. Staying on the southern pathway for minutes on end, the quieter world within the mirage domain absorbed itself into the chimera's partially human being. Moving off towards the east, the early adult kept going.


Wheel ride off in the distance moving around in the sky, the chimera had come to wonder. Where did such fair attraction go? He supposed he could check out such later. Reaching the eastward part of the forest, the hyena took a long, deep breath. The scent of grass was freeing.


Continuing his stroll for about an hour, the early adult had begun to head north. Ascending the cliffsides, the chimera gazed at the railings across the area. But, the hyena turned his attention elsewhere. Riding the flower mobile towards the next location would be a waste, for sure. Exercise was the way to go. There was no reason to rely on transportation.


Cliffside soon ascended, the soldier could not help but wonder. The Thinker's Theater, could there have been something of important note he could have missed here? He supposed it was within his best interest to take one final look. Continuing to climb upward, the chimera would not falter.


Spotting multiple trees off in the distance, the hyena took a long, deep breath. A long climb upward would soon be upon him. Northward stroll continuing, the early adult gazed upward towards the sky. The Thinker's Theater was high off the ground, indeed. Waterfall rushing off towards the distance, the pirate cave soon awaited him.


Exiting the cave after thirty minutes of walking, the chimera turned his attention towards the railing system. But, the early adult resumed walking. Reach Thinker's Theater by flower mobile? Absolutely not. Such could wait for if he were given any work to do. Dashing off, the soldier resumed climbing.


Climbing up the large, mossy tree trunk, the soldier's ascension kept marching onward inexorably. Letting out a huff as the top had been reached, the hyena closed his eyes, for a moment. Climbing was a cardiovascular exercise, indeed. Wooden bridge soon upon him, the stroll kept itself going.


Theater soon reached, the chimera stepped forward. But, as he had done so, a generic face stuck out amongst the crowd of spherical water creatures. Director stepping outside of his home for the first time in forever, the man's eyes soon wandered. Pupils soon locked onto his, the early adult let out a gulp.


Director studying the soldier for minute's on end, a chill travelled down the hyena's spine. Why was this man looking at him? But, he supposed he was looking for something to make a script out of. Observations continuing, unease made a meal out of the chimera.


"A tail? Is he a youkai?" the director mumbled underneath his breath. "He's perfect..."


Hearing the director's mumblings about a tail, Siorc backed six steps away. His tail was out? How incredibly embarrassing. But, he supposed it was already too late to hide it if it had already been spotted. Knowing the director wanted something from him, the soldier gave eye contact. Sweat appearing on the man's brow, the early adult titled his head. Was he not supposed to hear such? An apology would be in order, if such were the case.


"Sorry, young man, I was talking to myself aloud!" the director said, hands waving about for a split second. But, his words soon changed course. "I was thinking you're perfect to help set up for my next play!"


Director's words bouncing around in his inhuman eardrums, a sea of questions flowed through the hyena. He was perfect to set up a play? Why him, of all people? Such made absolutely no sense. Surely, the other blue haired people around the mirage were just as fit for the role as he was.


Man's eyes practically looking like a newborn puppy's, the hyena let out a sigh. Maybe he should help the director out with his vision. Nodding, the early adult could not help but wonder. Just what kind of play did he wish to write? Whatever it was, less than a week remained. The story would be rushed, for certain. Man soon clapping, cheers had come his way.


"Great, thank you so much!" the director exclaimed eagerly. "I need you to gather six people to fill the roles of the dancer, the adventurer, the bandit, the damsel, the warrior, and the diva for me."


Information coming his way, the early adult nodded. All he needed was six actors? Perhaps, just maybe, the citizens living around the courtyard could help with the play. Resolute on his decision, the soldier walked down the wooden bridge once more. Surely, the people who lived here would not mind pitching into the man's performance.


Dashing through the forest, the hyena steeled himself. If the citizens rejected his proposal, he knew he would have to break the news that the play would not happen. But, the soldier snapped himself out of such thinking. Surely, some of them would be willing to lend their hands. The aquatic hair people had to have been acquaintances, for sure.


Returning to the courtyard, the chimera walked towards the unused restaurant in the corner. Generic, aquatic haired woman stating she had no interest in acting, and would prefer focusing on culinary arts, the early adult crossed the woman's name off the invisible list.


Generic woman with an Akademiya outfit and glasses rejecting the proposal, as well, the soldier held back the urge to sigh. He supposed the academics had no interest in the performing arts. But, the hyena would not falter. Surely, at least one of the citizens in the courtyard would agree.


Idiya stating she would not join in as well proclaiming herself a mascot, the early adult clicked his tongue. Wasn't the receptionist in charge of the entire domain? Mascot, what a ridiculous word to refer to herself as. Figuring nothing would change her mind, the young soldier headed off towards the station in the corner.


Man beside the hydro eidolons shaking his head, as well, the chimera shook his head. Were none of the people within the courtyard interested? He supposed he should have saw such outcome coming. But, as he prepared to throw in the towel, a wooden cane slammed itself onto the ground.


Rasa and Lechi with irritated and blank looks on their faces, the hyena backed four steps away. Had the scorpion siblings heard everything that had been going on? Chimeras had better hearing than humans, indeed. Cane banging itself on the ground once more, the early adult turned towards the noise.


"Do you ever shut up?!" Lechi asked in a loud tone. "Clearly, no one's interested in your stupid sales pitch!"


Rude words reflecting light on him like a mirror, the early adult's heart skipped three beats. Why did Lechi have to say something like that to him? He had barely spoken a word beyond inquiring about the director's play. But, the soldier put up a wall in front of him. Sticks and stones. He was not about to let what the ne said bother him. But, the second party would soon speak their piece onto the insult platter.


"Lechi, stop! That's incredibly rude!" Rasa scolded. They then turned towards the Fatui. "What exactly is it that you need from the citizens? I'll convince them to assist you, if I am able."


Inquiry coming his way, the hyena turned towards Lechi. Knowing he could not communicate such with words, the early adult took a bow as if he was responding to the cheers of people's clapping. Mouthing the word play, the young soldier turned his attention towards Rasa. Would his wordless language pull through? He hoped such would be the case.


"A play? You're not going to have much luck with that here," Rasa responded, shaking their head. "Most of the citizens here don't care for the performing arts." But, Lechi soon interrupted.


"Don't bother asking rat lady, either!" Lechi shouted, pointing. "She'll ruin everything!"


Hearing such confirmation, the early adult let out a sigh. If the citizens were not interested in the performing arts, he supposed it was best to leave them be. Scorpion duo soon leaving the area, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the wooden ground. Should he ask people in Teyvat to assist him instead? As he considered such possibility, a name floated into his mind like a log in the river.


The dancer role. Such spot would be perfect for Yínlóng, for sure. Perhaps, just maybe, he would be willing to help out with the director's vision. Resolute on his decision, the early adult removed the Teleport Waypoint Proxy Orb from his back pocket. Opening the map up into orb form, the soldier pressed the Liyue section on the map. Yaoguang Shoal waypoint highlighted, the hyena closed his eyes.


Reaching the beaches of Liyue after a split second, the hyena opened his eyes. Spotting the panda running off in the distance, the early adult's legs erupted into a sprint. Catching up to them, the chimera prepared himself. Was rejection about to come his way? He knew he had to be ready for any possibility. Eyes soon on him, the soldier gave eye contact.


"Oh, hey, Siorc," Yínlóng greeted, words slow. "Here to run with me?" But, he stopped himself, for a moment, recalling what his teacher told him this morning. "Teacher told me you were looking for me yesterday. Sorry I wasn't at the teahouse. Grandpa dragged me off to one of his business meetings."


Commerce guild work bouncing around his eardrums, the hyena could not help but wonder. Did Yínlóng's grandfather know he did not have interest in taking over the business? But, he supposed the one at the top did not always care what others might have felt. But, the early adult kept such thoughts to himself. There was no way he could say such a thing.


"So, what brings you here?" Yínlóng asked, words still slow. "You look like you need something." Reaching for his back pocket, a notebook soon sat in the palm of his hands. "Write it down for me?"


Leaflet of Dendro creation handed off to him, the soldier seated himself upon the beach sand. Flipping open to an empty page, the soldier wrote down the director's request about the play and needing a dancer. Jotting down he was perfect for the role, the early adult's cheeks turned pink as the tome was returned to its owner.


Reading Siorc's words, Yínlóng's face grew redder than a ripe apple. A director wanted actors for his play, and he was perfect for the role of a dancer? Was Siorc trying to pepper him up? But, maybe he had not found anyone else that fit the bill. Ready to break the ice, their cheeks only grew hotter.


"You think I'm perfect for the role of a dancer?" Yínlóng asked, words speeding up a smidgeon. "I'm honored! Of course I'll help you, Siorc!" Their two index fingers touched. They then took out a kamera. "Could you take a photo of me for the director?"


Nodding, the soldier snapped a photo of the panda chimera. Placing the instant picture into his back pocket, the hyena signed the word notebook on private display. Writing down on the next empty line he would be back later, the hyena prepared himself to stage his exit. But, as he had prepared to do so shouts had come his way.


"Siorc, wait! You don't have a kamera, right? Borrow mine!" Yínlóng exclaimed, kamera sitting in their hands. "Oh, and, Jiaolong will probably want to tag along with me. I hope that's alright!"


Kamera handed off to him, the soldier tied the photo taking device onto the side of his uniform pants. First role present and accounted for, the hyena exited the beach. But, as he had done such, the next roles echoed in his partially human mind. Bandit repeating itself for minutes on end, the chimera placed his hand on his chin.


The adventurer, and the bandit, who could fill such roles? The early adult pondered such for minutes on end. Who would be perfect to enact such parts in a play? Nothing coming to him for minutes on end, the hyena kept swimming around for answers. But, as the minutes paraded about, names of particular note stuck to him like glue.


The sheep and goat bounty hunters, could they fill the roles? Recalling seeing the two in Dadaupa Gorge often while in Mondstadt, the chimera opened up the proxy orb into map form. Surely, it would not hurt to ask them. Waypoint soon highlighted, the chimera closed his eyes.


Reaching the sword burial area after a split second, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Where could the bounty hunters be? He supposed, if they were not around the Gorge, they were already out on the field for the day. But, as he heard the sound of a wooden door open, the hyena's ears perked.


Sheep and goat chimeras stepping outside of a small hut, the chimera took a deep breath. Would the bounty hunters agree to join the play? He hoped such would be the case. Eyes soon on him, the early adult was ready for action. But, such readiness was immediately cancelled out as Lang's index finger pointed his way. Didn't anyone ever teach her pointing was rude? She needed to find another way to call out attention towards him.


"Kylling, look! The Fatoosy is here again!" Lang shouted, pointing.


"Fatuus, Lang," Kylling corrected. "Whatdya want, buster?"


Inquiry coming his way with a pinch of salt, the soldier looked into the couple's eyes. Taking a bow as if he was ending a performance, the early adult signed the words bandit and adventurer for the entire Hilichurl population to see. Mouthing the word play, as well, the chimera retained eye contact. But, his wordless language was met with immediate rejection faster than he could blink.


"Stone statues stinking up the sauna!" Lang exclaimed. "Only person I'll be a bandit for is my girlfriend!" Kylling soon added her rejection to the mix, as well.


"Play an adventurer and bandit in some dude's play?" Kylling asked with a hint of discuss. "Nuh uh! Nope siree bob! Roleplaying is for the bedroom!" But, she soon realized such mistake. "You didn't hear nothing! Anyway, we have bounties to hunt! We don't got time for acting!"


Too much information coming his way, the early adult swore Kylling had grown forty lashes. Was such line about the bedroom necessary? He would attempt to forget such unneeded extra line, in an instant. Rejection heard loud and clear, the hyena shrugged. If they did not wish to help out, there was no need to press onward.


Bounty hunters exiting the area, the early adult wondered. The sea lion sisters, would they be interested in filling the adventurer and bandit role? Perhaps, just maybe, they would not mind such. Beach around Starfell Valley close by, the hyena's legs erupted into a sprint.


Coming across a boat by the shoreline, the soldier placed his hands into a praying stance. Had the archons been on his side today? Placing himself into the wooden vessel, the hyena cruised the boat forward. Fog setting in almost immediately, the chimera braved the waves.


Nameless island reached after about an hour of rowing, the soldier took a deep breath. The sea lions, would they decline to participate, as well? If such were the case, he knew he would need a plan c. Savon and Eau swimming around in the waters nearby, flippers splashing about, the soldier stepped towards them.


Chimera Fatui taken into their stronghold walking towards the island's edges, Savon stopped swimming. Why was here for? Did his bosses send him out on some mission again? Not having anyone with him, she shook her head as her tail splashed across the water. Couldn't his boss find somewhere else to cause trouble?


"What are you doing here?!" Savon asked, water splashed his way. "Can't that boss of yours have you do your Fatui work somewhere else? This island belongs to us!"


Small volume of ocean water splashed on his uniform, the early adult held back the urge to sigh. Why did the sea lion have to do that? But, he supposed he did not blame her for getting on the offensive. The Fatui was not a well respected organization, willingly a member, or not. Shaking the liquid off, the soldier placed his hands in front of him.


Taking a bow for what felt like the tenth time of the day, the soldier signed the words bandit and adventurer for the second time in a row. Play mouthed as well, he gazed at the sister's. Look of disdain on their faces as they wrapped their flippers around their human chests, the chimera lowered his face towards his shoulders. Any second now, another wave of rejection was about to come his way.


Fatui mouthing off the word play and attempting to communicate the word bandit and adventurer to Savon and she, Eau folded her flippers across her currently sea lion waist. Was play some kind of code word for Fatui activities? There was no way she would involve herself in such shady businesses.


Hyena tailed Fatui asking about performing in a play, Savon folded her arms across her chest in tandem. This person, what was his name again, Skirt, was trying to rally her up to do performing arts? No way. They would not join in such activities. Not happening, even if they were forced to be a part of the army.


"I don't know if this 'play' is codeword for recruiting us into that army of yours," Eau said with disgust evident in her voice. "But, I won't become an actor in that play of yours." Turning herself towards the water, her tail was out and about. Water splashed the Fatui's way, her defenses were at their peak. "Ask someone else!"


"I'm not joining your play, either!" Savon shouted, flippers beating up a storm upon the water. "No way! Wait until the Cavalry Captain hears about this!"


Cavalry Captain's name dragged through the mud, the rejection stung like a Cicin Mage in the open wilderness. Savon and Eau thought he was trying to recruit them into Her Majesty's army with a codeword? What a huge conclusion to jump to. He would do no such thing. Shaking his head, a frown painted the soldier's face. He supposed he should expect people to not be on board.


Watching, what was his name, Skirt, shake his head, Savon placed herself on the edge of the water. Was he saying he wasn't attempting to recruit them? Maybe Eau had jumped to conclusions. She knew she had to apologize for splashing water on him, if such were the case.


"Eau, I don't think he's trying to recruit us!" Savon said to Eau. They then turned towards Skirt. "Anyway, we still won't join that play of yours! We're not interested, okay?!" She then took a deep breath. "Sorry for splashing you!"


Wave of defeat flowing through him, the early adult let out a sigh. If the sea lions were not interested, he knew he needed to search for other people right away. Multiple names swimming through his head for minutes on end, two particular ones soon clicked like a button.


The otter twins. Surely, they would not oppose taking the adventurer and bandit roles. Knowing the two could be anywhere by now, the early adult's eyes wandered. Perhaps, just maybe, they could be at Mingyun Village right about now. Hope planting a seed, the hyena highlighted the waypoint in the abandoned village.


Reaching the village in a split second, the early adult blinked at the sight before him. Fèng and Linggui holding huge planks of wood in their hands, the soldier tilted his head. Were the twins taking some sort of housing commission? How odd. Such was too much work for only two people.


Watching as the twins placed the wooden planks, side eyes were soon on him. Seeing such, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Was he disturbing them? If he were, he would leave, in a heartbeat. Party of two halting their work, for a moment, the hyena closed his eyes. Any minute now, a sea of yells would come his way.


Yínlóng's Fatui boyfriend walking by, a cheesy smile graced Linggui's face. Was he searching for his partner again? Maybe a bit of teasing wouldn't hurt matters. Placing the plank of wood towards the side for a moment, he prepared the teasing blow like it was hot.


"Are ya lookin' for Yínlóng again, Fatui boyfriend?" Linggui asked. "They're not here!" Fèng dropping their plank of wood on the ground as he said such, he turned his attention towards his twin. "Fèng, ya gotta focus!"


"Lin, I can't lift things like I used to," Fèng responded. They then turned towards Siorc. "Yínlóng's at the beach, silly billy. Or are you looking at other men?" They let out a giggle. "You're going to make Yínlóng sad if you keep doing that!"


The hyena placed his hands onto lumps of his hair. Why couldn't the otter twins drop their teasing act already? If they were to continue, he would pull the strands out he was holding, in an instant. Taking a long deep breath, the soldier placed his hands in front of him. Bandit and adventurer signed on private display for the third time in a row, the hyena mouthed the word play once again.


Seeing Siorc say bandit and adventurer in sign language, Fèng blinked. Was he asking Linggui and they if they wanted to act in some sort of performance? They supposed they didn't mind being on stage as long they could wear something pretty. Brother looking to be on the same wavelength as them, they dropped their incoming teases. It was time to get serious.


"You want us to act in a play?" Fèng asked. "Sure, I'll be the adventurer as long as I can wear a pretty dress." Their face was soon a shade of pink.


"Yer recruitin' people fer a play?" Linggui asked, as well. "Sure, I gotchya, I don't mind bein' a bandit fer ya." Eyes on Siorc's belt, another smile graced his face. "Yer gonna need a picture fer th' director, right? Make sure ya get our good sides!"


Acceptance coming his way, the soldier removed the kamera from around his uniform pants. Snapping a photo, a blurry picture released itself from the bottom. Offering of borrowing their tcg cards taking the photo's places instead, the hyena scooped up the commodities. Twins saying to let them know when they should show up to the scene, the early adult nodded.


Fèng and Linggui returning to work as if nothing happened, the hyena gazed at the abandoned houses, for a moment. The damsel, who could fill such a role? Names zipping through his mind, one stood out amongst the crowd. Parisa, surely she would not mind assisting him. Highlighting the Waypoint in Vanarana, the chimera prepared himself.


But, as he entered the forest of dreams, a terrifying sight awaited him. Aranara crowded around an unconscious person, the chimera's eyes opened wide as he studied the body from afar. Xena fallen upon the ground, eyes closed shut, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier as he kept observing.


Hole on Xena's chest open, a sea of questions flowed through the chimera. What could have possibly happened to her? He could not help but feel something terrible had occurred in the Nation of Wisdom. Parisa assisting the Aranara, the early adult backed seven steps away. Perhaps it was best to leave. But, his exit was cancelled before it could even begin. Fawn's eyes on him, he could feel himself pushed into an invisible corner.


Fatui worm waltzing into Vanarana like he owned the place, Parisa crossed her arms across their waist. Didn't he read the sign outside? The area was closed off due to an emergency. But, she supposed some soldiers were illiterate. She needed to remind him he was not welcome here, at the moment.


"What do you want? Didn't you see the sign outside?" Parisa asked, no grace to be had in her voice. "Since you obviously didn't, can't you see I'm busy?"


Hearing the irritation in Parisa's voice, the early adult shook his head. Which Parisa was gracing him this time, the violent one? Perhaps coming to Vanarana was a bad idea. But, he knew, asking if she wished to join the director's play would not hurt. Wordless inquiry coming the fawn's way, the young soldier braced for impact.


Fatui worm asking if she would be a damsel in some sort of play, Parisa's antlers had become as hard as stone. Who did this worm think he was, asking her to act like a girl in trouble? She was certainly no damsel. No way. How dare he even consider her for such a role. He needed to get out of the forest right now.


"Get out of here right now!" Parisa shouted, voice shaking. "I won't be a damsel in some director's incompetent play!"


Gazelle shaking as she said such, the early adult's knees buckled. Did the suggestion of acting as a damsel offend them? He knew he needed to apologize if she was. Clapping his hands together, he placed them into an apologetic stance. But, as he had done such, a blue Aranara had come running.


"Nara Parisa!" the Aranara shouted. "Another rotting zone has appeared!"


"Lead me to it," Parisa said to the Aranara. She then turned towards the Aranara army. "All of you, keep tending to the doll girl over there." She then turned towards the Fatui worm. "And you, get out of here! You're not welcome here if you're going to insist on me performing as a damsel in some play!"


Knowing that, if he stayed in Vanarana any longer, the fawn's polearm would slice him into toast, the soldier dashed out of the dream forest. Rejection settling in, the early adult let out a sigh. Asking the fawn to be the damsel in the play was a bad idea, indeed. Thinking over other chimeras who could fill the role, two names shot a spark of electricity within him.


Waiola, and Bogart, surely they wouldn't mind fulfilling the roles of the damsel and warrior. Resolute on his picks, the hyena highlighted the waypoint to Aaru Village. Preparing for every possible outcome as the desert civilization zeroed in on his damaged field of vision, the early adult stepped towards the chief's house.


Spotting the panther twins standing beside the bridge in the corner, the early adult sprinted towards them. Party of two talking amongst themselves, for a moment, the soldier tuned out their conversation. Whatever they were discussing was no business of his. Eyes soon on him, the hyena turned to face them.


Waiola in her usual outfit, the chimera paid her no mind. Bogart in a dark blue and gold maxi dress embroidered with roses on the hem, and a high collar, the soldier held back a blush. The shorter panther chimera was a ten out of ten, as usual. But, the hyena kept such thoughts to himself. Bogart looking ready to speak, he retained eye contact.


"Sup, Siorc," Bogart greeted. "I see you eyeing my outfit!" He swiped his finger across his scarred nose. He then changed the subject. "Got an action packed job for us?" There was a wave of excitement in its voice.


Hearing Bogart eager to battle, the hyena blinked. Maybe he could convince the director to add a part of the play that had some sort of battles. Placing his hands in front of him, the early adult signed the words warrior and damsel on the air. Looking into the twin's eyes, the soldier mouthed play for what felt like the fifth time of the day.


Studying Siorc's hands carefully, Waiola scratched her cheek. Was he asking them to perform in some play? While the performing arts weren't her forte, she supposed she wouldn't mind doing something different, for a change. Bogart looking far more excited than she, she let his words take the lead.


"You want me to be a warrior in a play? Of course, I'm the warrior queen, Xerxes!" Bogart exclaimed. His clawed fingers pointed at himself. "Sure, we'll help you out with that, Siorc!" He then turned towards Waiola. "Right, Waiola?" An immediate answer had come his way.


"Why wouldn't I help him, Bogart?" Waiola asked Bogart. She then turned towards Siorc. "I don't mind being the damsel, but, I've never acted before." Her eyes then wandered to the kamera on his belt. "The director likely wants a photo of us. Snap one of us before you depart."


Almost sounding like a demand, the early adult placed the kamera lens beside his glasses. Picture snapped, the early adult let out a groan as the only name that fit the diva description rolled a pebble around in his brain. Kaiser was the only option for such. Highlighting the waypoint closest to Dragonspine's entrance, regret bottled itself up into a jar.


Stepping across the broken bridge, the hyena took a long, deep breath. Any minute now, the conversation he would regret for a lifetime would haunt him for hours to come. Spotting webbed feet off in the corner by Starglow Cavern, the early adult dashed off towards the cave. Any minute now, annoyances would sing in his ears.


Pesky penguin chimera's overdone made up eyes gazing at him, the chimera let out a sigh as he rolled his eyes towards the cave ceiling. Just how much makeup were they wearing? There had to have been a limit to how much one could wear. Kaiser flapping their gums, the early adult placed his hands in front of him. It was time to get the final piece of the play puzzle over with.


Mouthing the words diva and play and performance, the early adult rolled his eyes as the penguin chimera's ridiculous clown face made multiple faces. Did they have to put on such ridiculous theatrics? The role of a diva was perfect for such an aggravating person such as themself.


"Of course you'd pick the beautiful me for the role of the diva!" Kaiser exclaimed, hands on his chest. "The spotlight better be on me every second I'm on stage!" Rummaging through their pockets, a card with their face on it was plastered into the man's hands. "Here's my card!"


Brightly colored and obnoxious business card ready to leave a paper cut, the early adult held back the urge to grunt. He should not have asked the penguin. They're going to steal the show, guaranteed. But, he supposed there were no other people that could fill such role. Everyone assembled, the soldier highlighted the waypoint in Thinker's Theater.


Director waiting outside his house with a script in his hand, the soldier placed the photos and cards into his free hand. Man observing the pictures of the people for a moment, the hyena gulped. Would the director not accept his choices? An apology was in order if such were the case. But, such thoughts were proven wrong in seconds.


"These actors are perfect!" the director exclaimed. He then rummaged through his back pocket. "I'll go ahead and send these magic invites off to them." Weird envelopes vanishing on the air, he returned his attention to his casting partner. "Could you go to the desert tomorrow and gather everyone here?"


Hearing the director's question, the soldier's eyebrow twitched. He had to bring them to the director tomorrow? He was moving things far too fast. But, he supposed if he had already written out a script, the play would be ready to act almost immediately. Nodding, gratitude had come the early adult's way.


Late evening setting in, the soldier traversed through the forest. Returning to Silver Bottle Courtyard after two hours of walking, a wave of tiredness overtook the soldier. Crawling back up into his tent, the hyena laid down upon the temporary abode. World of sleep about to take him away, one final thought hugged him from behind.


Hopefully, the play will be a success.


***


"I can't believe it. This is quite poor timing.


For it seems, Idiya has a job for me.
Even though I just took everyone to the theater.
Everything seem suspicious,
Like she's trying to distract me.


Looks like I won't be permitted to watch the practice.
Is this some sort of joke?
Knowing the receptionist, this was always the plan.
Even so, it feels like a distraction.


I am certain, she's trying to keep me away from the scene.


Well, I guess doing some work
As the actors practice is fine.
So, I shouldn't complain.


Guess she's ready to bring
In more guests after this final week is up. She's a
Very busy Lochfolk, indeed.
Everything makes sense, I suppose.
No complaining, complaints


Aren't allowed for me, anyway.


Don't question anything.
I need to focus on working.
Silence is my reckoning,
There's no room for questioning.
Really, I should expect work
At any given moment, I am a member of the Fatui.
Cannot expect to have a moment of rest.
This job is never done.
I know this may be an
Overt distraction, but I am forbidden from saying
No. It's time to get back to work. Diligence is key."


Waking up to the sound of cat claws tapping on the zipper of his tent, the soldier reached for his glasses. Sight returned to him, the soldier let out a groan. Couldn't Ulka have found another way to wake him up? Her claws were going to damage his temporary abode, for sure. Undoing the zipper, the hyena stepped outside.


Myší and Ulka standing beside his tent acting all innocent, the soldier rolled his eyes to the sky. Did they really think they could fool him with such looks? They would not fool him. Myší looking ready to speak, the soldier crouched down onto to his knees to look at her at eye level.


"Sowwy few da howes in yewr tent," Myší apologized. She then returned herself to the subject at hand. "Da diwecta towd us yew shouwd tewepowt to da desewt wight away afta wakin up." Tail coiled up behind her, her arms were soon firmly crossed on her tiny waist. "Get ta wok."


"I'm not sorry about the holes, by the way, 'cause it woke you up!" Ulka exclaimed, nose practically brown. "Ha, I did you a favor by making a lot of noise!" Another laugh soon joined the first one. "Now, use your map and head to Khaj Nisut, sleepyo."


Demands coming his way, the soldier rolled his eyes to the sky. All of Her Majesty's other Fatui had no patience to speak of, whatsoever. Removing the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket, the chimera tapped the Sumeru section of the map. Waypoint near the border of the Desert of Hadramaveth highlighted, the chimera closed his eyes.


Reaching the desert area near the temple in a split second, the soldier did a silent headcount as he approached the sea of people. Counting three extra chimeras, the hyena let out a sigh. Did someone else invite people to join? But, he supposed he had no reason to tell people they could not invite extra people to be an audience.


Spotting Jiaolong, Regina and Hollander as the three plus ones, the early adult held back the urge to release another sigh. Kaiser invited their sisters to come along? Three penguin chimeras was four too many. Eighteen eyes on him at once, the soldier looked away, for a moment. The sea of pupils was pushing him out to sea. Question soon coming his way, the hyena gazed one of the nine chimeras.


"Is it alright if my sisters come along to watch me practice?" Kaiser asked. Their tone was far more serious than ever before.


Hearing the serious tone in their voice, the soldier nodded. He supposed it would be cruel of him to tell them no. Regina and Hollander thanking him, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. The director was about to get the biggest headache of all time, for sure.


Waiola soon reminding everyone the magic words to say to enter Bottleland, nine voices said the same set of words in unison with one another. Bottle sucking the crowd of ten into its clutches, the familiar entrance way to the Veluriyam Mirage, the chimera led the way. Reaching the Thinker's Theater after a long stroll, the director's eyes were focused on him. But, a surprise set itself into attack mode.


"Thank you for bringing the stars to me!" the director said. "But, the actors need to practice their script! Come back later!"


Sent away, the hyena blinked. Why was he being sent away when the others were not? How incredibly strange. But, he supposed he had no reason to question it. Maybe he did not want him to hear the script, for the time being. It was almost as if, a word of a god wanted to save such moment for later point into the plot. But, such fact was unknown to the hyena.


Returning to the courtyard, Ulka blocked the pathway as he were about to enter. Seeing such, the early adult tapped his foot upon the ground. Why was she standing in his way? She needed to move out of the way. Bobcat looking ready to speak, the early adult gave her a disgruntled look. What could she possibly want from him that required her to act like a wall?


"Ha, think you could get past me?" Ulka asked, laughing. "Well, bucko, Idiya has a job for you!" Removing straps from her backside, a bag was tossed the soldier's way. "Here, catch!" Leather container in his hands, she held back another chuckle. "You almost missed the bag! Ha, not alert, are we?" But, she returned herself to the mission at hand. "Go place the chests in the sack around for future adventurers. Rasa and Lechi have already gotten started, so get to work, tardio!"


Bag thrown his way, the early adult let out a groan. Did Ulka have to throw everything? How incredibly aggravating. Knowing he had no choice but to do the job, the hyena nodded. List of locations soon in front of him, the early adult gazed at the names. Reading the courtyard was the first order of the business, the soldier stepped around the bobcat roadblock.


Noting there were five chest to place, the soldier read his instructions in a careful manner. Fancy Snezhnayan handwriting indicating to leave a trove by the water, the early adult headed towards the area near the receptionist desk. First treasure placed beside the water, the hyena read the next area as quick as his eyes could follow.


Note instructing him to place a treasure chest beside the fountain, the soldier placed the prize beside the roaring water device. Hydro Eidolons locking the trove with a bubble, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Were the spherical denizens creating puzzles for future adventurers?


Chest dropped by the courtyard's entrance, as well, the soldier walked towards the buildings on the opposite end of the area. Trove placed beside the restaurant with no customers, a wave of confusion flowed through the hyena. What was the point of placing the chests in such obvious places?


Final chest in the area leading him towards the large tree, the soldier could not help but wonder. Would the troves be rearranged later? Leaving them out in the open where anyone could see had to have been too easy an unchallenging for any future adventurer stopping by.


Trove of treasure dropped into the hollowed out area inside the tree, the early adult gazed at the next location upon the list. Paper informing him the entrance way was next, the hyena shrugged. He supposed placing multiple around the area would entice adventurers.


Returning towards the damp cave of which he came, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint at the instructions presented to him. Place a chest beside the boxes? He supposed hiding one amongst a stack of crates was sufficient enough. First one placed, a second one was soon placed upon the walkway.


Reversing back towards the long walk bridge, the soldier placed a trove inside the flowers. Dropping another one beside the railing system, the chimera placed his hand beside his chin. Would these really pose any sort of challenge for any future guests? There was no way they wouldn't be found immediately.


Final one within the entrance area dropped down into a dirt hole upon the land, the early adult read the instructions for the third time of the day. Overgrown Valley the next order of business, the soldier had begun walking south. But, as he reached the area, questions tapped the soldier's shoulders.


First chest in the valley placed beside the railing station, the early adult could not help but continue to wonder. Wouldn't leaving the troves in such obvious places bore adventurers? But, he supposed Rasa and Lechi would move the chests later. Second one dropped onto a lily pad, the hyena kept going.


Dropping another chest on the other side of the river, the early adult blinked. Surely, this was not a good enough hiding spot. But, easy street would soon become challenge mode. Notes telling him to bury a chest deep within the desert, the soldier summoned the flower mobile.


Boxcar taking him to the desert station, the soldier headed towards the sandy mountains. Closing his eyes for a moment, his human hands had become a hyena paws. Pressing his claws into the sediment, a hole opened up down beneath him. Chest dropped into the pits, the trove was soon out of sight, out of mind.


Pavilion of Hermits the next order of business, the early adult let out a sigh at the next stated hiding place. He had to place one behind the large tent, really? There was no way such chest wouldn't be found in a split second. Reaching the pavilion after an hour of walking after returning to the valley station, the tent chest was dropped into place.


Removing a white and gold plated chest from the deep pits on the leather container, the early adult placed the huge trove of treasure upon a platform. Eidolons locking it up with their powers, the chimera blinked. The spherical domain denizens, just what kind of powers did they hold?


Lamp fixtures the next order of business, the soldier placed a chest beside multiple lighting devices. Lights resetting their positions to their previous ones from the days before, the soldier backed four steps away. All his hard work to place the devices into their rightful places, reversed in seconds.


Chest placed within the forest and upon the abandoned hills up north, the soldier's jaw almost dropped onto the floor as the next area set in. The uninhabited house highly elevated off the ground? How was he supposed to reach such a place? Surely, the Hydro Eidolons would not be around to assist him again.


Heading towards the waterfall area near Thinker's Theater, the hyena turned his head upwards towards the sky. Spherical water creatures in sight, the soldier studied the area. Spotting a cliff off beside the roaring falls, the soldier readied himself for the climb upward.


But such ascension was an utter failure. No pathway to the house above, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Had he climbed up the wrong cliff? Descending back onto the ground, the hyena turned his attention towards the railing system. Four leaf grappling star near the station, the early adult attempted to swing by.


Such was a failure, as well. Missing the jump by a landslide, the soldier's bottom and the ground met. Buttocks stinging as he fell backwards, the early adult clicked his tongue. Why was the abode in the sky in such a difficult place? The blond architect would scream if he saw such land design, for sure.


Unable to reach the abandoned castle in the sky for minutes on end, the early adult shrugged. Perhaps it was best to leave the chest out of the equation. But, as he prepared to wave the white flag, Rasa stepped onto the scene. Shaking their head at his failure, the soldier let out a gulp. Were they disappointed in him? If such were the case, he needed to try harder to get there, for sure.


"You're having trouble reaching that house?" Rasa asked, sighing. "Fine, I'll help you get up there." Closing their eyes for a moment, they readied to chant. "If only a hot air balloon would show up right about now!" Hot air balloon appearing out of thin air, they turned towards the Fatui. "Just ride this up there before it disappears."


Rasa soon stepping away, the soldier stepped into the balloon. Ride taking him upward, the soldier gazed at the rocks off to the side. Pinwheel in between islands, the early adult shook his head. He supposed he was lucky the bony scorpion chimera showed up when they did. Next platform reached, the hyena removed himself from the ride.


Chest placed on the other side of the projector behind the building, a Hydro Eidolon soon transformed themselves into a pile of rocks. Chest locked by a bubble, the chimera shrugged. Another puzzle awaited a future adventurer. Balloon dropping him back down to the ground, the vehicle vanished as if it never existed.


Returning to Thinker's Theater, the soldier headed off towards the pirate cave. Chest buried deep within the piles of gold, the soldier could not help but wonder. Would anyone even come here to locate such prizes? But, he supposed he would never find out such answer.


Prize placed by the castle on the west side of the theater, the soldier gazed at the final location listed. Told to place one by the director's house, the hyena walked back towards the abode. Chest placed, urges swam around in the hyena's mind. Surely, taking one peek at the performance wouldn't hurt. But, the early adult stopped himself from doing so. What was he doing? The director told him not to. Disobeying orders would equal his death.


Temptations pushed into the river, the soldier walked back towards the courtyard. Day soon turning to night, the hyena stepped into his tent. Feeling wide awake, the hyena reached for his backside. Removing the notebook from his back pocket, the soldier begun recording his extra findings, for the time being.


Writing down his findings about the high off house in the sky, the hyena shook his head. Did he even need to record anything anymore? There was nothing left to discover. But, the soldier snapped himself out of such thinking. Her Majesty told him to look for anything he missed. Recording extra was mandatory.


Adding an entry about the director and his play, the soldier let out a deep yawn. Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the hyena rolled himself up into a ball upon the tent floor. World of sleep about to take him away, for the evening. One final thought followed him into the land of tormented dreams.


How will the play fare?


***


"Looks like the play is already happening,
I can't believe it. This quickly?
Guess the director knows what he's doing, but
How could he be ready to put on a show
Twenty four hours later? This is
Shocking. Not even Her Majesty would rush things to this degree.


Knowledge is power, I suppose.
Are the actors going to be alright? But,
Maybe there aren't that many lines. Hopefully so.
Everyone must be working hard. Jumping into a performance a day after is not
Realistic. I have four days left here still.
At least allow the actors to continue practicing.


Ah, I guess that won't be happening. The
Curtains are are rising.
The performance is starting.
It's already too late. This director gets a standing
Ovation for stepping into this far too early. But, I guess,
No matter where I go patience is not a virtue, truly."


Waking up the next morning was a sight to behold. Regina and Hollander waiting for him beside his tent, the soldier slapped his hand across his face. Why did the pesky penguins, of all people, have to be the ones to wait for him to awaken? Such was far worse than Myší firing off her bazooka. Youngest penguin looking ready to speak, he reluctantly listened.


"Dude, you need to be at Thinker's Theater by this afternoon," Hollander said, looking at a mysterious golden device with dual pointers on a roman numeral labelled as VIII and X. "Be there, or be square, bro."


The early adult rolled his eyes towards the sky. Who taught this young woman how to talk this way? Whoever raised this girl should be ashamed with themselves with how she spoke to people. But, the next pest soon added herself to the conversation, in a matter of moments.


"The show starts at around noon," Regina added. "But, I would head there early. The director doesn't seem to have someone to guide the spotlight."


Hearing Regina's words, an invisible shell shocked him with lightning. The play was all set to go already? The director certainly worked fast. Twenty-four hours had not even passed yet. Mention of no one in charge of the stage spotlight, a wave of disappointment flowed through the soldier. He wouldn't get to watch the play? But, reassurance had soon come his way.


"You'll still be able to watch the play, Fatui sir," Regina said. She then turned towards her sister. "Holly and I are going to head back now. See you there." Running off like a light, the penguins were soon gone.


Knowing that was his cue to leave for the Theater, as well, the soldier prepared to stage his exit. But, as he prepared to do so, the sound of speeding feet stopped him in his tracks. Myší and Ulka soon in front of him, the soldier blinked. Why were they running so fast? What more could they possibly want from him?


"Oh, good, yewr stiww hewe," Myší said, panting. "Uwka and I habe someting few yew."


"Close your eyes for a sec, okay?" Ulka chimed in. "It's really special!"


Hearing Ulka proclaim he was about to receive something special, the early adult held back an eye roll. Whatever gift they were about to give him, it had to have some sort of catch, guaranteed. But, he supposed he should play along. Taking off his glasses, for a moment, the soldier placed his hands over his eyes until the signal was given to open them once more.


Ulka soon telling him he could open his eyes, the soldier put on his glasses. But, as he had done such, the soldier could hardly believe his eyes. Seated in the winged bobcat's hands was a silk dress embroidered with golden patterns. Pink flower hairpin in Myší's hand, the hyena held back the tears. This dress was for him? Surely, they had the wrong person.


"What are you waiting for?" Ulka asked, tapping her wrist. "Put it on!" There was a sense of urgency in her voice.


Knowing he could not keep Myší and Ulka waiting, the chimera took the dress out and hairpin out of the girls' hands. Stepping into the tent for a moment, the hyena undid the buttons on his winter jacket. One of two layered shirts soon removed, the early adult placed the silk dress over his shoulders. Soft fabric melting onto him, the early adult let out a blissful noise.


Flower hairpin placed into his hair as well, the soldier could feel himself begin to melt. Had he reached Celestia? He knew such was not the case, but he felt like it had been, at the moment. But, such moments of peace were killed with a sniper rifle in a matter of moments as Myší broke the silence.


"Yewr gonna be wate few da pewfowmance!" Myší exclaimed, hands waving on the air. "Get goin!"


Time no longer being a virtue, the early adult dashed off towards the eastern exit of the Silver Bottle Courtyard. Right, the performance was going to start at noon. He had to get there quickly. Dashing through the forest as quickly as his legs would carry him, the soldier stepped towards the railing tracks. Perhaps, it would be faster if he road the boxcar to Thinker's Theater.


Boxcar reaching the Thinker's Theater station after half an hour, the hyena kept running. Director's house upon him after another ten minutes of running, the soldier huffed. Running was a cardiovascular exercise, indeed. Performing his breathing exercises, his heartbeat dissipated into normalcy.


Stepping into the director's abode, the audience of three had already been seated. But, the peanut gallery of three had soon become five. Scorpion siblings joining amongst the crowd, the hyena turned his attention towards them, for a moment. Whether the play was a hit or miss, Lechi would be the toughest critic, for certain.


Director informing him the play would start in thirty minutes, the soldier let out a sigh. Would he even get to watch the play at all? Knowing he was in charge of the spotlights, he knew there was a possibility such would not happen. Hydro Eidolons joining the spotlight job, as well, the hyena prepared himself.


Half-an-hour passing by in the blink of an eye, the lights in the room soon dimmed. Props set up on the stage as the world of darkness overtook the room, footsteps echoed upon the silence. Knowing that was his cue to turn on the spotlight, the soldier beamed the lamp onto the center stage.


Bottle spewing smoke everywhere, the adventurer gave a bewildered look to the audience. Adventurer inquiring where they were, narration stating that, their fine adventurer from a foreign land had found themselves trapped in Bottleland, the soldier cast the spotlight upon the actress. Hands on their face, woes took the stage.


"Oh, no, I'm trapped in a foreign land!" the Adventurer wept. "Whatever shall I do?!" Adventurer weeps continued, dirty hands soon grabbed ahold of their supply bag. Laughter taking the stage, their hands remained on the sides of their cheeks. "And now, my belongings are gone, too!"


Narrator proclaiming, Trapped in a foreign land with no supplies, our dear adventurer is distraught by such sudden turn of events! But, she decided to press on to find a way out of Bottleland! the soldier kept the spotlight on the actress. Eidolons changing the scenery as the movements kept going, the second actor took the stage.


Panda dancer adorning an outfit similar to the ones at the theater at the bazar, but stomach covered up, the soldier moved the spotlight onto the new character in the story. Narrator soon stating, Coming across a local dancer, the adventurer spelled her woes to the young lady. Letting the kindness out of her heart, she agreed to chase the bandit!


Graceful dance moves taking the stage like the wind, the hyena blinked. How strange the opera still rejected the panda's auditions. His dancing was beautiful; what a shame they kept refusing his spot in Liyue's troupes. Play continuing on, and various other objects stolen, dashing footsteps took the stage.


Dancer and adventurer running about in search for a clue trail regarding the stolen legendary bottle, the narrator soon proclaiming the brave heroes kept their best foot forward, the early adult kept the spotlight on the clues left out everywhere. Actors finding a crumb trail one after another, the chase was on.


Desert drifting into a rainforest with a clue about a legendary sword, the narrator soon proclaimed, the valiant heroes were stumped. Where could the legendary sword be? the soldier adjusted the spotlight. Dancer finding the blade of legends, the chase continued.


Scavenger hunt coming to a close, the rainforest looped back to the desert. But, screams soon filled the stage as if filtered by an echo. Adventurer and dancer leaping into action, a spiky haired bandit dressed in pirate attire had their arms locked around a princess. Shouts gaining momentum, the early adult moved the light onto the bandit.


"Help me! Help me!" the damsel shouted. "A bandit is trying to steal my treasures!"


Adventurer and dancer leaping into action, the narrator proclaimed, The poor damsel was being held hostage! Will our heroes be able to set her free? Adventurer clenching their fists, the spotlight adjusted itself once more. Lines cheesier than swiss about to unleash themselves into the world, the soldier almost jumped two steps back.


"Let the princess go!" the dancer shouted.


"Nyahaha! Fight my little friends!" the bandit shouted.


Stage going black for a moment, the scenery changed in the blink of an eye. Six cardboard monsters taking the stage, an imaginary fight had kicked into overdrive. Mitachurl noises drowning out everything, the adventurer and dancer fell to their knees as the scene played itself out.


"Oh, no, we're outnumbered!" the adventurer cried. "How will we win now?!"


The soldier held back the urge to groan. Did the director think this dialogue was engaging? This play was weakly put together, for sure. But, the hyena kept such comments to himself. The show was not over yet, surely the rest of it would be stronger as it went on. Pompous footsteps soon taking the stage, the soldier focused the spotlight onto the new characters.


Warrior dressed in gold plated armor, and diva in a ridiculous flashy costume, the hyena focused the spotlight on the diva. He knew, if the lights weren't focused on them the entire time, he would never hear the end of it. Warrior and Diva stretching out their hands with cardboard spears and swords, another chunk of cheese hit the floor.


"Have no fear, your saviors have arrived!" the diva and warrior screamed in unison.


Warrior's cardboard spear swiping towards the monster mob, Mitachurl screams intensified as the seconds raged onward. Adventurer unsheathing a cardboard claymore, as well, and dancer fighting with exercise, the gallant cutout fight sung a musical number to the audience.


Diva singing out they will win with style and grace, the hyena adjusted the spotlight further. Lamp fixated upon the sequins on their flashy outfit, the soldier swore he would go blind at any given moment. Cardboard monster vanquished, the cutout was knocked down haphazardly.


Music number coming to an end, the heroes were close to winning! Will they be able to defeat the evil bandit's Mitachurl attack? another cutout was soon knocked onto the ground like it was nothing. Adventurer throwing out a battle cry about a new hero springing from the ashes, the chimera swore he could hear someone from the audience yawn.


Final cardboard monster removed, the bandit threw hands. Four on one fight turning the tables faster than a scene change, the hyena blinked. Wasn't the play moving too quickly? There had to have been a struggle to defeat the bandit, for sure. But, such struggle never came.


Bandit soon on his knees, the narrator proclaimed the heroes had won. Princess let go of, the early adult adjusted the lamp onto the thief and princess. Bandit thinking to himself in a poorly highlighted monologue, the soldier swore he could hear a second yawn in the background. Thoughts coming to an end, a curveball took the field.


"Okay, I'll give you the treasure," the princess said.


Treasure handed to the bandit, the hyena gasped. What a random, out of nowhere twist. The princess decided to just give up her treasures like they were nothing? He could not help but feel like such climax was written in without a build up. But, the hyena zippered his thoughts shut. There was no time to think. The show was still on.


"I'll just have my servants dig out some more," the princess said, clapping her hands. "Dear dancer, hop to it!"


Dancer obliging, the early adult could hardly believe his ears. The dancer was the princess's servant? This play was absolutely ridiculous. Narrator proclaiming, their hero's journey continued towards the underground temple, the soldier moved the spotlight towards the background.


Adventurer and dancer coming across a magical golden bottle, a revelation played itself out to the audience. Artifact able to bring the adventurer back to their home in three days, the narrator soon relayed, Three whole days?! The adventurer decided to explore Bottleland and discovered many, many places! But, as the third and final day approached, the adventurer didn't want to leave!


Bottle expelling the adventurer back to their own home, a dance number broke out as the curtains closed. Show reaching its end as everyone took their bows, only Hollander clapped. Rest of the audience remaining quiet for minutes on end, the soldier shook his head. The crowd was a tough one. Director stepping out from behind the projector, a sea of complaints drowned the stage.


"That was the stupidest play I have ever had the misfortune of watching!" Lechi complained. "Negative one stars!"


"I agree!" Rasa exclaimed, singular arm across their chest. "Negative two stars, even!"


Hearing the scorpion siblings complaints, the early adult crossed his arms around his chest in tandem. Negative two stars? What an unbelievably harsh review. The play might have had poor dialogue and weak twists, but the show was certainly not stupid. But, different people had different opinions.


Hollander buttering Kaiser up, the soldier sighed. At least one person enjoyed the story. Regina praising Kaiser's outfit, as well, the hyena swore the pest of a penguin's nose was about to stretch out to the wall. Did every little compliment make them feel bigger than everyone else? The thorn in his side needed to eat humble pie.


Jiaolong praising Yínlóng as well, the soldier let out a sigh. The panda barely received any screen time. They should have gotten more lines. But, it had already been too late for such. The play was already over. Panda letting modesty take over, the hyena blinked.


Otter duo talking amongst themselves about how acting was a lot of fun, the soldier gazed at Fèng. Beautiful, Liyuean style dress with tiny black heels on their feet, the soldier could feel himself turn green. Fèng could wear heels? How lucky they were. If only his feet weren't constantly transforming, such feat would be possible for him, as well.


Panther twins conversing with one another that this sort of job just wasn't for them, the early adult shrugged. He supposed only a small number of people in Sumeru cared about the performing arts. Chatter continuing for hours one end, an invitation had soon presented itself to the group of twelve.


Director offering the cast and audience a huge feast in their honor, the soldier placed his hand behind his ears. Was he hearing things correctly? Surely, there had to have been some sort of mistake. Everyone heading outside shortly, the early adult stated put. The director only meant the actors, for sure.


Soon told he was included in the feast, as well, the chimera bolted out of the house as fast as lightning. Food practically gone by the time he reached the party, the hyena reached for a fish roll. Everyone aside from the scorpions enjoying their feast, the hyena watched in silence.


Conversations continuing for hours on end, the feast soon reached its climax. Dishes cleaned up one after another, the director soon made a quick announcement. Telling the actors there would be an encore tomorrow morning, the soldier could not help but wonder. How long would everyone else be able to stay in the Veluriyam Mirage? The time limit had to differ for others.


Such question had an immediate answer. Director stating the invitations won't take everyone back until tomorrow evening, the group of nine dispersed themselves into tents. Seeing everyone settle down for the night, the chimera let out a yawn. It was time to return to his tent, as well.


Reaching his temporary abode after two hours of walking, the hyena undid the zipper. Crawling into the tent, the early adult curled up into a ball. But, as he could feel himself dripping off to sleep, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was time running out? Only three days remained.


Waking up the next early morning, the soldier returned to the Thinker's Theater. Requested to help with the spotlight once more, the hyena would not falter. Encore with adlibs every step of the way, the hyena broke into a sweat. How was he supposed to correctly beam the lamp with such random changes?


Final performance coming to an end, only Myší and Ulka cheered. Seeing such, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. The two of them enjoyed this? They were incredibly easy to please, for sure. Idiya throwing her harsh criticisms into the ring, the early adult's jaw dropped. Everyone was a harsher critic than he thought.


Receptionist soon telling everyone the attractions around the area were now open to play, the hyena placed his hand on his chin. The panda chimera, would he want to try out the games with him? He supposed it was worth a shot. Tapping on their shoulder, the soldier signed the world game on private display.


"You want to try out the games around the fair?" Yínlóng asked slowly. "Okay. Let's have some boy time alone together."


Hearing Idiya claim the attractions were marked on his map, the soldier opened his proxy orb into map form. Spotting a bird icon towards the entranceway, the chimera took the panda's hand. Reaching the first game spot after two hours of slow walking, the hyena gazed at a red challenge device. Was a battle about to await Yínlóng and he?


Pressing the button, a small, wind up toy floated upwards towards a set of white rings in the sky. Small controller with only directional buttons on it, the soldier studied such, for a moment. Did he have to get the bird toy to the goal off in the distance? Yínlóng looking ready to guide him, the two decided on directions together.


Mechanical toy zooming through windy rings as coins floated in the air, the panda controlled the cruiser for a portion of the time. Party of two taking turns to get the toy to its destination, the toy kept riding the winds with various seconds ticking away one after another.


Toy soon about to reach its destination, the panda and hyena's hands intertwined. Realizing such, Yínlóng's cheeks had become as pink as their eyes in a matter of moments. Returning a blush in tandem, the two cruised the stick forward. Goal seconds away, the duo pushed the stick north.


Mechanical device reaching the goal, the directional stick vanished as though it had never existed. Next game sitting within the pavilion, the soldier and panda's hands were intertwined once more. Pavilion of Hermits reached after about an hour, the second game was soon located.


But, playing the second round with the mechanical toy never game into fruition. Challenge already occupied, the early adult turned his attention towards the challengers. Hollander struggling to get the toy to fly through the rings, the early adult let go of the panda's hand, for a moment.


Regina unable to get the toy to ride the wind, as well, the early adult could feel advice on the tip of his tongue. But, the early adult threw such words away. Why would he help the pesky penguin family with anything? They could figure out how to play it by themselves.


Kaiser soon stepping in, the directional stick was taken out of their sister's hands. Schooling the girls on how the toy should be used, the early adult walked away. He supposed it was best to leave the three to their own devices. Yínlóng soon asking to head for the valleys, the hyena obliged.


Walking upon the southward path together, the hyena's eyes wandered as Overgrown Valley was slowly approaching. If Fèng and Linggui spotted him holding Yínlóng's hand, a tidal wave of teasing would drown him at bay, for sure. But, he supposed he could not care less if they were going to so. The panda would deny such were a date either way.


Unoccupied flying toy game soon upon the panda and he, the chimera duo had begun playing. Multiple rings of wind everywhere, the creature of artificial life moved through the orbs of turbulence. Prizes obtained along the way, collaborative efforts guided the creature through the storm.


Small robot reaching its destination shortly, the early adult gazed at his map once more. Final one in Thinker's Theater, the soldier took the lead. Maybe a slow walk through the forest wouldn't hurt. Walking upon the southward path towards the theater, the hyena hid the tiniest of smiles. No matter where he were, nature was always breathtaking.


Reaching the final toy challenge, the little robot that could reached its destination with the chimera duo's guidance. Yínlóng soon asking to sit for a little while, a snack break was upon the panda and he. Sugar cookies coming his way, the soldier bit into the dessert.


Sugars hitting his throat, a wave of slight energy flowed through the hyena. Where had all this extra energy come from? Sugar was quite the drug, indeed. Feeling like he could walk around the forest twice over, the early adult stood to his feet. But, as he readied to take the panda on a stroll through the theater, Jiaolong crashed onto the scene.


"Yínlóng, I need to speak with you alone, for a little while," Jiaolong said to Yínlóng. He then turned towards Yínlóng's friend. "I apologize for interrupting your date." A small smile soon graced his face. "But, I'll bring her back to you soon." But, a protest soon came his way.


"It's not a date, Jiaolong!" Yínlóng protest. But, the peanut gallery soon spoke louder than the actor.


"I know, Yínlóng, just teasing," Jiaolong responded. "Come with me."


Panda chimera walking off towards the pirate cave, the hyena shrugged. Whatever Jiaolong had to say to Yínlóng was no business of his. Knowing a discussion between the two would take awhile, the early adult studied his map once more. Spotting a finch game in the pavilion, the soldier rode the boxcar towards the west.


But, as he reached the pavilion, something of particular note caught the chimera's mismatched eyes. Tent curtain open, the early adult rose an eyebrow. Was another show being performed right now? He supposed taking one small peek wouldn't hurt. But, as he stepped inside, electricity awaited him.


Multiple monster projections spread out through the formerly locked tent, the early adult turned his attention towards the noise. Bogart launching multiple rings of static onto the battlefield, enemies bit the dust one after another. Mob taken out like a light, Waiola kept watch.


Multiple enemies taken out one after another, Bogart swiped his finger across his nose. Battles continuing for minutes on end, the soldier could not help but wonder. Who was in charge of such game? But, he supposed it could have been operational after the crystal ball was returned to its rightful place one week prior. Fight about to come to an end, the hyena backed towards the exit. But, as he had done such, words not meant for his ears hit the circus tent's walls.


"See, Waiola, I told you there was some cool battle challenges here!" Bogart exclaimed. "We gotta thank Siorc later for taking us here!"


"We will, Bogart," Waiola responded. She then let out a sigh. But, the soldier stepped out of the tent before he could hear the rest of her words.


Hearing Bogart enjoy himself, the hyena put on the tiniest of smiles. Stepping off towards the westward side of the pavilion, a small booth hosting a finch game caught the soldier's attention. But, such activity had already been taken by another party. Seeing such, the early adult backed seven steps away. If it had already been occupied, it was best to not disturb the players.


Fèng and Linggui soon playing the finch ball game enjoying themselves aplenty, the early adult could feel his chest warm up. What a beautiful sight it was, seeing everyone enjoying themselves in the mirage domain. Leaving the otters be, the hyena headed towards the pavilion's exit. A short walk through the forest was in order.


Reaching the Silver Bottle Courtyard, the chimera could feel a shiver drop down his spine at the sounds around him. Hearing cannons shooting off in the distance, the early adult's grit his teeth. Were Myší and Ulka firing off their guns again? If such were the case, they would be stopped shortly, guaranteed.


But, as the soldier walked towards the cacophony, a surprise overtook the area. Myší and Ulka playing a safe cannon game shooting balloons floating through the air, the chimera could not help but wonder. Had the receptionist put such an activity there with the two of them in mind? He knew such had to have been the case.


Yínlóng soon returning his way, the two resumed their nature walk, for the time being. Heading for the cave south of the pavilion, a wave of information had come the soldier's way. Panda telling him Jiaolong would assist him on getting a role as a dancer within the Liyue opera, the hyena placed his hand onto his chest. Was their opera career finally about to kick off? He could not help but feel a small bit of pride leak through him for the panda's possible debut in the future.


Heading towards the Thinker's Theater, the party of two walked towards the castle. Projector showing a shadow play of a six foot tall pirate conquering a leviathan, the early adult blinked. Was it really true that art imitated life? He could not help but feel the story folding out in flat world was greatly exaggerated.


Strolling through the forest as the shadow play had come to and end, the early adult prayed to the Sumeru Archon he was not supposed to worship for the panda chimera's next audition to be successful. But, as their walk continued, sunset had begun to creep up from around the corner.


Panda stating he had to return to Thinker's Theater now, the soldier followed them from behind. Group of nine guests standing outside of the director's house, a ray of instructions had come their way. Told they were about to be sent back home, the early adult stepped backwards. Time was running out for him as well, for sure.


Gratitude and farewells coming the hyena's way as a return spell was chanted on the wind, the soldier waved to the otters, pandas and panthers only. Group of nine poofed out of the domain in a split second, the hyena took a long, deep breath. At any given moment, his time for departure would soon be upon him as well.


Returning to the courtyard, the soldier had begun to take the tent apart. As the pieces holding the temporary abode together came undone, the early adult dropped the parts into a leather bag. Everything soon away, predictable faces had soon come his way, in an instant.


"Ye'we done hewe," Myší said, curling her fingers. "We'we just hewe to say goodbye to yew."


"What she said! Your duties here are finished!" Ulka exclaimed. Her fingers soon pointed towards his back pocket. "Hand us your notebook! We'll be handing it over to Her Majesty!"


Handing Ulka the notebook, the early adult blinked. Myší and Ulka were leaving next? But, he supposed Her Majesty's other Fatui had their own agendas to attend to, as well. Bobcat flipping the pages with her clawed fingers, she soon let out on final bit of laughter.


"Ha, you handed it over so easily. Eager to be done working, aren't you?" Ulka asked, laughing. "Tootleo. We'll see you whenever we're on a mission together again."


Watching as Myší and Ulka exited the bottle domain, the soldier shook his head. The two of them barely did anything while in the Veluriyam Mirage. But, perhaps, just maybe the two of them had been handling their own mission behind the scenes for no audiences to view.


Knowing his turn to exit the mirage domain was upon him, the hyena removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. But, as he readied to highlight the waypoint near the military barracks, wheels whirred upon the courtyard grounds. Hearing such the chimera crinkled his nose. Did Lechi have one last insult to say to him? If such were the case, he would bounce back the last laugh, no questions asked.


"You. Don't leave just yet. I have something to say to you," Lechi said, finger rudely pointed at the hyena. "Listen. I'm only going to say this once." Voice getting lower, ne was almost mumbling. "I'm sorry for saying such hurtful things to you." Voice getting even lower, ne continued to reach the mumbling range. "I wasn't used to there being so many other people here, and I took my anger out on you."


Hearing Lechi's apology, the soldier placed his hands out in front of him. Index finger and thumb forming an o-shape and other fingers touching one another into a curl, the hyena nodded. He supposed he accepted nir apology. Rasa's eyes soon on him, as well, he gave them eye contact.


"It's very unlikely you'll ever see us again, so, farewell," Rasa said, waving.


Farewells waved back, the soldier highlighted the military barracks waypoint. Ice cold hallways soon upon him, the hyena headed towards the soundproof room. Steel walled room soon upon him, a wave of tiredness soon overtook the chimera. Weaponized hairpins, earrings and uniform soon removed, the early adult let out a yawn.


But, as the hyena walked towards the bed, the soldier reversed himself back towards his uniform drawers. Opening the orb back into map form one last time, the soldier clicked the four pointed star in the corner. Veluriyam Mirage section gone, he dissipated the map back into orb form. The time limit had expired, the destination was no more.


Glasses soon removed, as well, Siorc slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Closing his eyes as soon as his head hit the pillow, the land of tormented dreams opened the door. But, as the world of sleep were about to take him away, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


His investigation had finally reached its end.

 

[Palamon]

"I don't understand, I don't


Know what's happening.
Nothing is making sense,
Overnight, I truly feel like everything is
Withering.


No. Not withering.
Overnight, Sumeru has begun rotting.
Why am I still having these dreams?


Mysterious girl, what are you trying to tell me?
Our time together is the dream world, is it
Rotting, as well?
Everything is breaking.


There is something she is
Hiding, obscuring, locking
Away. Does she
Need my help?


Even if I have to break my silence, I must
Verify my suspicions.
Even if I must
Relay a forbidden question to her. I


Shouldn't stay silent,
Ultimately, something is wrong. The
Mysterious Girl, all and
Everything I know is you claim they're
Replacing you with another bird. Please,
Unleash your problems. Relent your


Issues. If you're real, don't be
Scared, on a day off, I will


Run to assist you.
Over the past while, you've
Taken the nightmares away,
Taken the fire out of the equation.
I will assist you,
No questions asked,
Guaranteed. So, please, tell me what's truly wrong. I'm listening."


Dreaming continued to be an endless loop of torment within the hyena's adult life. The cycle would reverse and repeat like a set of instructions determined by zeroes and ones. But, the night before him would only darken the waters further, adding miasma to the mix.


Before him had been the pink tree he had seen far more often in recent happenings. But, the off feeling had only continued to solidify as the dream seconds marched onward. Tree practically white and lifeless, fear hugged the soldier from behind. Peaceful dreams within the pink tree world were over, guaranteed.


Walking down the ghastly tree trunk, the hyena could not help but ponder once more. The dream world, it had to have been in some sort of time loop. There was no way such was not the case. But, as he continued to traverse the log in front of him, tragedy threw the dice on the game board.


Wood in the center of the log rotting away, a force pushed the soldier downward. Void opening up underneath him, the early adult closed his eyes. Any dream minute now, and he would be the next member of the world of darkness. But, as his thoughts had become mud, a green box had been placed underneath his currently hyena feet.


Ascending the row of boxes in front of him, the soldier returned to the rotten tree trunk path in front of him. Panting as he kept going, doom loomed over the hyena's dream head. Any minute now, and he would fall back into the void once more, for sure. Gazing at the path in front of him, the chimera kept going.


Strange objects placing themselves beside the hole, the early adult sauntered onward. Hopping over the added pathway, the chimera's stroll about continued. Tree looking farther away then normal, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. Had he been taken to a different side of the tree? But, he supposed, he had no time to think about such.


Reaching the end of the trunk after one dream hour had passed, the hyena observed the area around him. Mysterious girl sitting upon a ghostly branch swingless like last time, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Clothes far dirtier than before, and leaf in her hair brown in the center, a wave of worry heavier than a ton flowed through the chimera. Something was wrong with the girl of many mysteries, guaranteed.


Sitting beside the girl on the same branch she had been on, silence looped on repeat for many dream minutes on end. No words said by her whatsoever, a heavier wave of unease flowed through the soldier. Why was she being so quiet lately? Even his thoughts had not been spoken aloud by her.


Hearing absolutely nothing as the dream minutes in the not reality kept droning on, the early adult gazed at the mysterious girl. Should he say something to her? Silence was deafening. Perhaps, he should break the ice and inquire what is troubling her. But, such thoughts were interrupted as the world of quiet was soon eaten by a snake.


"Is the silence bothering you?" the mysterious girl asked. "Sorry, I'm just a little tired."


Hearing this, a sea of red flags planted themselves down into the ground. Words repeating themselves in his subconscious mind, the early adult knew now more than ever. He needed to inquire to the mysterious girl if she needed any help. Words devouring action, the soldier spoke without giving it a second thought.


"Is there anything I can do to help?" Siorc blurted out.


Girl soon on her swing, silence looped on repeat once more. Seeing such, the chimera gazed at her for minutes on end. He supposed, if she did not wish to answer, it was best to not press further. But, as the dream minutes continued, the opposite party's voice broke the glass.


"It's already too late," the mysterious girl responded. "My cage is about to be broken into." But, as she had finished speaking, Pyro Slimes rained onto the scene.


Flaming gelatinous creatures exploding in unison one after another, the mysterious girl's clothes were roasted into ashes. Girl fading away as she proclaimed she didn't understand, multiple branches upon the tree had been taken out of the equation, as well. But, such had only been the beginning.


More branches burning away, the hyena let out a scream. Everything was becoming ashes, dust, particles upon the wind. Fire cloud soon coming over him, as well, doom hugged the soldier from behind. It was his turn now. The Slime rain would unleash its wrath of flames any dream second now.


Pure elemental monsters raining down upon him one after another, the gelatinous creatures blew up louder than a firecracker in the summers of Inazuma. Uniform searing into nothing, the torrential downpour of flames had come back for a second round. Back engulfed in fire like a blue, yellow and orange mouse in another universe, the subconscious world dimmed around him. But, as defeat had come his way, one final thought hit the ground.


Sumeru is rotting, indeed.


***


"Ah, um, Your Majesty, I'm not quite sure I'm understanding your
Rather out of nowhere order today.
Called out by our factory boss,
He told Ryś and I to head to the palace.
Oh, I cannot ever understand what she's thinking. But,
No, I can't question her. She addresses us. 'There you are, my lovely


Rat and kitten, go to the soundproof room and deliver this order to my lovely chimera.' Her
Eyes are sharp. It seems she had this mission with us
Specifically in mind. Now, this
Is just something I have heard from other factory workers in our jurisdiction, but people like us, we are just
Disposable to the Cryo Archon. She
Unleashes our order: go to Inazuma and deal with a growing
Eerie occurrence: cleanse strange wards of darkness.


Cleanse archon residue from the
Land of Eternity.
Everything makes little sense to me, but I
Am not allowed to question anything.
Now, Ryś eagerly exclaims, 'Okay, Your Majesty, on it, meow!'
She didn't even hesitate.
Is this going to be a dangerous mission?
Now I see what some mean about us being disposable.
Guess now is a good time to prove we're useful."


Two days had passed since the hyena's investigation in the Veluriyam Mirage had come to an end. Nothing of especial happenstance had occurred within the forty-eight hours passing. Diplomatic affairs within the Tanit Camp in the deserts of Sumeru taking place, nothing had been out of the ordinary.


The sound of morning alarm bells screeched in a discordant echo. As the alarm bells continued their rampage for minutes on end, hundreds of Fatui soldiers sent their disgruntled complaints for five more minutes to the gods above. The alarm bells were right on time, as usual. But, despite such groans, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Noise dying down shortly, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the soldier returned himself to reality. There as no time; the hourglasses' sand had begun to fall. Raising himself from the uncomfortable bed, the hyena had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena's uniform glued itself onto his partially human person, the chimera could not help but wonder. Could something have been wrong with Sumeru? The rotting zones and the pink tree, could they have some sort of connection? But, the early adult snapped himself out of it. He was overthinking it. The dream world was not real.


Buttons in the incorrect holes, the early adult reached for the jewelry and accessory box. Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching blue stars adorned his hair and ears. Feeling a wave of calmness radiate throughout his short body, the chimera let out a sigh. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons what he truly wanted? Regret had begun to claim him as its prize. It was too late for a reversal, his decision had permanent consequences.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the early adult glared daggers at the Geo Delusion in the corner. Where did Delusions powers come from? But, the hyena pushed such thought into the snow outside. There was no way he could ask Her Majesty about it.


Fixing his uniform buttons, the soldier walked towards the edge of the room. But, as he placed his heelless shoes over his currently human feet, the hyena took a long deep breath. He supposed, it did not matter where Delusions derived their powers from. Such questions would never lead to an answer. Rations soon devoured for the second time in a long while, the chimera had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Hearing peculiar sandaled footsteps, the hyena tilted his head towards the ceiling. Soon hearing a bell on a cat collar, as well, bewilderment nibbled on the chimera's fingers. Was the Agent out today? Strange footsteps soon halting, the early adult nearly did a second take in his mind at the sight before him.


Bobcat and rat chimera in Inazuman clothing, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Why were Krysí and Ryś dressed like that? He could not help but feel a wave of nervousness seeing such outfits on them. Eyes soon on him, he turned to face the couple.


"Hello, again, Siorcy!" Ryś greeted, waving. "The Agent is away on business again, meow!"


Hearing Rys' words, the early adult scratched his head. The Agent is away on business? Perhaps, just maybe, the negotiations with the Eremites in the Tanit Camps had gone far better than he thought. But as he kept his attention forward, the early adult had recalled something particular. The Marionette, she had referred to Krysí and Ryś as Her Majesty's disposables. Did a dangerous mission await him today? If such were the case, he could not falter. But, he had soon been brought back to reality as Krysí added her voice to the mix.


"So, Her Majesty sent us in his place," Krysí added, voice shaking. "But, before we go, you need to change into this. We'll wait outside until you're done."


Violet hued Inazuman uniform in Krysí's hands, the hyena held back the urge to growl. Another purple outfit? He was quite tired of seeing such color. If he had the power of a god, he would erase such shade from the entire planet. Pushing such grievances out the window, the soldier undid the buttons on his uniform.


Bobcat and rat chimera stepping outside, for a moment, the hyena placed the hideous article of clothing upon him. Thin, tubed sleeved coat with a checkered white and lavender rope belt, and Inazuman symbols on the arms, the soldier weakly tied the knot shut. Fabric pricking him like a needle, the early adult grit his teeth. The fabric burned. But, he knew he could not complain. Taking a deep breath, he motioned his lips to speak.


"I am ready," the hyena said, words barely audible.


"Krysí, tell Siorcy why we're here?" Ryś asked. "I kinda forgot!" She let out a tiny laugh, clawed hand rubbing the back of her hair.


Hearing Ryś say she forgot, Krysí shook her head and sighed in tedium. Her girlfriend has gotten more forgetful lately. She ought to tie a string on her girlfriend's finger to help her remember. But, she supposed she did not mind reminding her. Her forgetfulness was one of her many charms.


"Her Majesty wants us to investigate some anomaly in Inazuma," Krysí explained to Ryś. She then turned towards Siorc. "I'm sorry, Siorc, but could you open your map for us? We need to head to Jinren Island first."


Doing as instructed, the hyena removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Opening the orb into map form, the soldier pressed the four pointed star in the corner. Inazuma section highlighted, the early adult clicked the Jinren Island waypoint. Pressing the Teleport Button as the bobcat and rat chimeras were within close proximity to him, the soldier closed his eyes. But, as the teleportation had soon begun, one thought wrapped vines around the chimera.


Is Inazuma rotting, as well?


***


"Serpents? Meow! I do
Not remember Her Majesty saying
Anything about snakes! This
Knowledge escapes me!
Even with my short term memory issues, I'm
Sure she didn't mention snakes!


Aaaah, this is a little scary! They're going to
Rear their sharp fangs!
Open me up, and spit me out!
Uweeeeeeh, I'm not tasty!
No, no, no set my fears aside!
Don't listen to my mind!


I gotta fight them.
No time to fear!
After all, I need to prove our coworkers wrong! I need to
Zoom along! And prove to each and every one of them that were are not
Unwanted disposable waste!
Meow, Her Majesty will praise us,
And promote us to the front lines!


Watch us, naysayers!
It's already been defined!
Though snakes are scary, I'll
Hook my eyes on the prize.


They'll be defeated, one after another,
Hook, line, and sinker, meow!
Removed from Inazuma,
Every single one!
All of them left and right,
Together with Krysí and Siorcy!
Even though I'm scared! There's
No crying on the battlefield!
I shan't forget that
No one in Snezhnaya should cry!
Get rid of these fears!


And face the issue head on, meow!
Unleash my kitty fire first,
Remove all obstacles!
And prove myself as the powerhouse!"


Upon reaching Jinren Island through the teleport waypoint, the chimera observed his surroundings. Small isle surrounded by the sea with a couple of cliffsides and wooden cages, an oddity stuck out amongst the crowd. Torii gates scattered throughout the area with darkness in the center, and snake statues beside them, a sea of questions flowed through the soldier.


The torii gates, where could they have possibly come from? He could not help but feel they definitely did not belong here. Darkness within the center glaring daggers at him, the soldier could not help but continue to wonder. Was this the anomaly he needed to investigate? Krysí shaking like a leaf beside him, he lowered himself onto his knees to meet her at eye level.


"Um, sorry, give me a second to remember what these are called," Krysí said, index finger on the side of her temple. It then came to her. "Please, be careful, those are Archon Residue wards."


Hearing such, the early adult rose an eyebrow. What in all of Teyvat was Archon Residue? He had never heard of such phenomenon before. Had the gates been infused with some sort of godly energy that would interfere with the balance of nature? If such were the case, he needed to get rid of such gates right away.


Turning towards Ryś, the early adult blinked. Why did she look as though she had lost five important pieces to a puzzle she was trying to finish? Had she never heard of Archon Residue, either? But, he supposed such was a foreign concept to almost everyone else, as well. Bobcat soon looking like everything had come together, her right index finger had been lifted.


"That's right, I remember now!" Ryś exclaimed, clawed index finger still out. "We need to cleanse the wards, nya!" An Inazuman accent had been forced towards the end.


True objective revealed to everyone except the absent Celestia above, the soldier blinked. Cleanse Archon Residue wards? How would that even be accomplished? But, he supposed the snake statues beside the gates would lead to some sort of answer. Stepping forward, the early adult prepared himself for the first course of action.


But, as the party of three stepped forward, an echoing sea of hisses overtook the area. Hearing such, the soldier turned his attention towards the ocean. Group of vipers with malicious energy plaguing the sands and waters, the hyena swore he could hear Ryś let out a yelp.


Silver Claymore with a Fatui symbol on the center of the blade, the early adult gulped. Was he just given a greatsword with a delusion embedded inside it? If such were the case, he needed to proceed with utmost caution. Krysí wielding the exact same weapon, and Ryś wielding a much longer spear than normal, the chimera performed his breathing exercises.


Six serpents beside the first torii gate making themselves comfortable, the group of three dashed towards the enemies with a fervor. Ryś flinching as she threw her spear at them like she was jousting, the early adult blinked. Was she afraid of snakes? He supposed he did not blame her for such, if she were.


Thrown weapon barely doing a dent, the serpents coiled themselves together into a round ball. Creatures hissing as their eyes glowed red, a dark purple pupil zapping with electricity took the sandy stage. Seeing such, the early adult placed the greatsword in front of him. The vipers were electro? Perhaps, just maybe, a couple of Rys' fiery punch and Krysí's water rats could make quick work of the situation.


Army of water rats joining the party, the soldier tossed down a flower friend. Ryś continuing to throw her spear at the enemies, the early adult turned his attention towards the rat chimera. Giving the short woman a signal, the aquatic rodent mimics absorbed the Windwheel Aster into their very being. Seeds dropping down on the ground one after another, the cores soon denotated.


But, such had not been enough to quell the beasts. serpent ball's pupils glowing once more, electrified eyes spread themselves out throughout the small beach. Seeing such, the hyena broke out into a sweat. What were these enemies, The Raiden Snake? He could not help but feel the Electro Archon's power had been stored inside them.


Ryś soon punching one of the electrified pupils with her fiery fist of pain, one viper was soon removed from the rolling ball of serpents. Water rat army dashing off towards the second pupil of the gods, two of many had been taken out of the picture. Dashing off towards the third one, the hyena prepared himself.


Greatsword falling right through the possible snake god's pupil, the early adult sheathed his claymore behind him. Physically attacking such object was impossible, guaranteed. Silk flower friend slapping its vines onto the obstacle of pure electricity, the third of many was soon gone without a trace.


Seven more eyes removed from the puzzle, every single snake faded into nothingness. Curtains closed upon the battle, a new round of instructions had come the soldier's way. Bobcat informing him the wards must be cleansed by solving a puzzle, the early adult dashed off towards the first gate.


First stone snake statue adorning glowing purple eyes with a counter up above it, the early adult could not help but wonder. Did the statues have to count in an ascending order? Spotting five around the island, he supposed it was worth a try. Serpent adorning three, at present, the early adult observed the object. Could there have been a button somewhere to adjust the numbers?


Eventually coming across a small button, the soldier tapped the object. Snake gaining a fourth eye, the early adult placed his hand onto his chin. Did he have to press it until it reached a reset? Figuring such had to have been the case, the hyena kept going. Eventually reaching the first eye, the hyena pointed at the statue.


Rat and bobcat chimera catching onto the puzzle, as well, eyes two and three had been set upon the gates. Setting the fourth eye upon the ward a cliff climb away, the soldier gazed at the fifth and final statue off towards the opposite side of the island. Could this have truly been the solution? If it were not, he knew starting over was his only option.


Fifth and final set of pupils glowing upon the statue, the gate beside it glowed a blinding light. But, as the light died down, a new challenger presented itself upon the island battlefield. Large snake with a sword for a tail floating slightly upward on the sand, the early adult placed himself into a fighting stance. Was this the final piece of the ward cleansing puzzle?


Snake with dark aura getting on the offensive, the early adult tossed down a flower friend. Hydro and Pyro joining the party as well, multiple attacks had come the viper's way. But, such triple tag team threat had done nothing. Monster shaking off every element coming its way, the hyena kept the silent commands going. Surely, at least one hit would reach the target.


But, such was futile. Combined Hydro, Dendro and Pyro doing nothing together, nor separated, the chimera's eyebrows twitched. Were the elements useless? If his weapon were his only option, he needed to switch to such immediately. Slashing the greatsword forward, the edges clinked upon the enemy's own tail blade.


Weapon useless as well, the early adult clicked his tongue. Had whatever archon residue was made the serpent invincible? He knew such couldn't have been possible, but he felt like it was, at the moment. Blade continuously blocked by the viper's own, defeat was nowhere near on the horizon for the enemy. But, a shout soon turned the tables.


"Krysí! Call your rats back! I remember what we need to do to defeat this snake, nya!" Ryś shouted, faking an Inazuman accent. "We need Electro!" Rummaging through her pockets, a Snezhnayan shaped vision with a purple Fatui symbol in the center sat in the palm of her hands. But, as she placed it onto the side of her belt, a protest had come her way.


"Ryś, no!" Krysí shouted, hand reaching out. "That's a delusion!"


"No worries, no problem!" Ryś responded. "I'm built different, nya!"


Glowing aura of darkness surrounding Ryś, delusional bolts of lightning had come the serpent's way. Enemy taken out of the picture faster than the soldier could blink, the hyena's jaw practically dropped onto the floor. Delusions were more powerful than Visions, indeed.


Watching as her partner took out the serpent with one shot with the use of a delusion, Krysí's head had begun to spin. Didn't Delusions steal the user's life force in exchange for great amounts of power? What a scary reality. But, such thoughts were short lived as sound of a metallic object dropped onto the sand. Picking the object up, she sniffed it. Smelly golden eye in the palm of her hands, she pocketed the object. Her Majesty would definitely want whatever might drop from such enemies.


Seeing Krysí sniff and pick up some strange eye that looked like it came straight out of Sumeru's deserts, the soldier could not help but wonder. Were those objects what contained the archon residue? He supposed he would have to keep himself on the look out for them for the rest of the day going forward.


Ryś soon informing him the next cleansing ward resided within the island behind Kamisato Estate, the hyena let out a gulp. Would he be allowed to go out there? But, he supposed he had no choice in the matter. Heading for Jinren Island's exit, the group had begun to head south.


Reaching Kamisato Estate after an hour of boating, the early adult let out a gulp. Krysí stating they would need permission to head to the backside of the estate, the soldier's knees buckled. There was no way the Kamisatos would grant their blessing to allow them to access the land behind their mansion.


Stepping foot into the Yashiro Commission's headquarters, a busy day was a rat's foot. Housekeeper dusting his life away, and Himegimi receiving a package from the nekomata delivery girl, the soldier shook his head. There was no way that anyone would have the time to grant permission to head for the beach out back. But, the tides soon turned as the double tailed catgirl looked Ryś' way.


"Wow, your tail is so small!" the nekomata exclaimed. "Are you a lesser youkai?" But, an immediate answer had come her way.


"Yoohkye? What's that?" Ryś asked, tilting her head. There had been a large amount of struggle in her voice as she attempted to pronounce the word youkai. "I'm just a chimera, nya!"


Nekomata giving an apology for her nosiness, the young cat woman soon left the estate with a heavy look of confusion on her face. Seeing such, the hyena turned his attention towards the Himegimi. Would she allow their entry to the beaches out back? He knew he had to prepare for a rejection.


"Greetings, you three," the Himegimi said, warm smile appearing on her face. "What can I help you with?"


Krysí soon explaining the situation, the early adult crossed his fingers behind his back. Surely, after hearing what was going on, their entry onto their beach out back. Himegimi looking ready to speak, the hyena attempted to cross his toes in his heelless shoes, as well. Housekeeper ceasing his dusting, for a moment, his voice soon added itself to the conversation.


"Are you talking about the Torii gates that appeared there?" the Housekeeper asked, butting in. "Sure, I'm sure milord wouldn't mind you three going back there."


Permission granted, the soldier gazed at the Himegimi. If the people living in the Kamisato Clan knew about the archon residue wards, why weren't they dealing with the problem themselves? But, he supposed they all had their own busy lives to attend to. Krysí and Ryś soon making haste, the soldier's legs erupted into a sprint in tandem.


But, chaos awaited as the trio soon discovered an underground area underneath the beach. Vipers with dark foreboding aura slithering around a highly electrocuted area, the hyena could feel doom loom over his head. One wrong step, and he would become a residual snake god's casualty.


Den of serpents taken out of the picture with three elements combined one after another, the soldier turned his attention towards the gate in the center. Door of godhood swarming with spiraling dark energy, the early adult observed the area around him. Spotting elemental totems adorning two Electro symbols, one hydro, one Dendro and one Pyro, the soldier wondered. Did they have to be lit up to cleanse the ward? He supposed he would have to try his luck with the Dendro one.


Flower friend causing the Dendro totem to turn on, Krysí and Ryś followed suit with the Hydro and Pyro ones. Ryś lighting the Electro ones with her Delusion as she had been leaped upward by an Electro tree, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier. Shouldn't Ryś be careful with the Delusion? Consequences would come her way, guaranteed.


Hearing the sound of hissing emerge from the ward down below, a a gigantic purple snake released itself from the sealed off highly electrocuted gate. Enemy flying off towards the ceiling, Krysí and Ryś jumped upward towards the underground's roof. Following from behind, the other half of the beach was soon reached.


Serpent on the edges of the beach looking ready to cast the Raiden Shogun's judgement, the early adult unsheathed the greatsword from behind him. But, such fight was over before it could even begin. Ryś' Electro Delusion vanquishing the viper in a singular shot, the soldier adjusted his glasses. Delusions were powerful, indeed.


Returning to the estate, a sea of information had come the party of three's way. Himegimi stating the former Sakura Cleansing Ward in the cave underneath Chinju Forest was infested, the party of three made haste through the forest. Snakes becoming one with nature as the cave slowly approached, the hyena braced himself.


Krysí spotting a cave beside a small lake towards the forest's exit, the group of three accelerated their sprints. But, as they reached the archon residue ward, a peculiarity stuck out amongst the crowd. Strange cubes pulsating with electricity throughout the deep, damp room, the soldier blinked. Just what was the puzzle here? He could not help but feel like something was missing here. But, an answer had soon hit the walls.


"Her Majesty left a note about this puzzle," Krysí said, words nervous. She then took out a piece of paper from her back pocket. "You must hit the Electro cubes a specific amount of times. Six, three, nine, two, four." Stepping towards the first block, she locked her eyes onto this. "I think we start from the left and continue?" Hitting the first block six times with her claymore, dark energy surrounded it.


Ryś dashing off towards the second cube, her long spear hit the box thrice. Two of five soon accounted for, the soldier had begun sprinting. Hitting the cube nine times with precisive strikes, the soldier headed towards the backside of the gate. Two boxes on both ends, a wave of unease flowed through him. Which one was he supposed to hit first?


Soon informed the cubes must be hit in a left to right order, the soldier closed his eyes, for a moment. Right, he supposed that made sense. Block hit twice, the bobcat soon hit the final one four times. Cubes all lit up, the cleansing ritual had been close to its conclusion within the world below.


The fight was only just getting started.


Serpent with a godly aura emerging from the sealed off ward in the corner, everyone had begun to fire off their own elements. But, such was a failure. Enemy absorbing the powers of fire, water and nature into its bottomless body, the soldier backed six steps away. The power of the gods was unrivalled, for sure.


Delusional electricity doing nothing as well, a windy vortex soon took the stage. Feeling himself get sucked into the hole, the soldier let out a shout. Had the serpent been infused with the powers of Barbatos? The false Anemo Snake Archon needed to be defeated right away, before it sucked in everything along with it. But, an answer soon was placed upon the solution table.


"Oh, I know how we can beat this one!" Ryś shouted. She then rummaged through her pocket. "If that other snake could only be defeated by Electro, then this one must only be able to be defeated by Anemo!" Anemo Delusion soon in her hands, she prepared to place the Delusion on the other side of her pants. "With this we should be--" But she was soon interrupted.


"No, Ryś, I'll do it!" Krysí shouted, voice shaking. She then yanked the delusion out of her hands. "Sorry! Just let me handle this one..." She let out a tiny rat squeak as she said such, tail shaking.


Delusional Anemo knocking the viper out in one singular punch of wind, the early adult blinked. Just what powers did the Delusions contain? He could not help but feel nervous witnessing such great power. Krysí letting out a pant as the attack ended, the soldier's heart skipped a beat. With great power came great consequences.


Next ward reported to be within Nazuchi Beach, the soldier held back the urge to sigh. Another beach was soon to be upon him? How tiring. But, he knew he had to keep going no matter what. Small boat soon borrowed along the coastline, Krysí soon transformed herself into rat form. Placing herself on Ryś' shoulder, the early adult cruised the boat forward.


Reaching Nazuchi Beach after an hour of cruising, a sight he did not wish to witness zeroed in on his damaged field of vision. Ram and Goat chimera huffing up a storm on the sand, the early adult held back the urge to groan. Why were they here? If they were here to rehearse some sort of comedy act, he would push past them, no questions asked.


"Those snakes are something else, Rede!" Tegne shouted. "It took everything we got to defeat them!"


"I know, Tegne, they were quite tough, weren't they?" Rede responded, stroking his chin. "Maybe those gates around the beach have something to do with it." Placing his arms across his waist, he soon continued. "Guji-sama says that Torii gates are the border between two worlds." But, such was met with an immediate shout.


"Uh, hello, Rede! Guji-sama is the head of a publishing house!" Tegne shouted, leg raised upward. "You know her, she likes to make things up! She's just a tricky fox always cooking up stories to pitch her novels!" He then pointed off towards a ship in the corner. "Maybe it has to do with that ship ghost that some kids told us about!" But another voice soon interrupted.


"Um, excuse me, sorry to interrupt but," Krysí said, voice shaking. "Could you lead us to where that ship ghost sighting was reported?"


Tegne leading the way, a sight to behold caught the early adult's attention. Large torii gate on the edge of a ship with a collection of wheels on the deck, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Just what was he looking at? Large wooden gears looking as though they could be turned, the soldier blinked. Was this a part of the cleansing ritual? He could not help but feel it wasn't truly related.


"Hmm, I believe these gears have to turned three times to the left each," Rede said, hands on the wheels. First gear turned, he kept going. First one imbued with dark power, the second one was soon turned. "Ah, just like that. There we go. One more." Third one turned to the left three times, the fourth and final one was added to the mix. "And, done. That should do it." But, a loud grisly sound overtook the area.


"Rede, watch out, it's the ship ghost!" Tegne shouted, pointing. "It's going to eat us!" But, a chuckle had been thrown his way.


"Tegne, you read too many light novels," Rede responded. "It's not going to eat us."


"Rede, you clearly don't read enough books!" Tegne shouted back. "Look at its sharp teeth! It wants our souls!" Humanoid ghost opening its mouth as he shouted such, dark energy flowed through its mouth. "Archons! Look at that, it just ate whatever was inside that door! Come on, Rede, we have to rekill that ghost now!"


Large tree summoned onto the ship battleground, Siorc backed seven steps away. Sword entwined with leaves slashing the apparent ship ghost into oblivion, the chimera walked three further steps back. Was this fight even related to the Archon Residue Wards? He can't help but feel the bobcat rat and he were lead to a different, unrelated problem.


Tegne shouting to the heavens that the god of the ocean has been slain by his truly, the early adult shook his head. Was the ram chimera just making stuff up? The ocean god was a serpentine being in Liyue, not Inazuma. But, the soldier kept his mouth shut. There was no way he could correct him on such front.


Apparent ward cleansed already, the next ward was soon upon the party of three. Dashing through the beach the group of three had begun to head southward. Gorge slipped by, the trio kept heading south. Samurai puppet arena tiptoed around, the next ward beside the Jakotsu Mine was left, right, and center.


Serpents vanquished, and puzzle accomplished, the ward was soon cleansed in a matter of moments. Nothing coming out of the gates, the soldier stared at the portal of darkness within. Was nothing coming out of the door? Perhaps they had found the incorrect ward. Perhaps, just maybe, the true one was further in. But Ryś' voice soon broke the silence.


"Krysí, dear, aren't we forgetting something?" Ryś asked.


"You're right, Rys," Krysí responded. "The rest of the wards are in Watatsumi Island." There was a wave of nervousness in her voice. "We'll have to take a boat from Fort Mumei to get there."


Next order of business announced to the world, the group of three had begun to head north. Crossing through Serpent's Heart and Higi Village, the chimera triad kept heading towards the west. Small fort across the sea stocked up with a boat, everyone seated themselves in the vessel.


As Ryś cruised the boat across the water, the hyena could not help but wonder. What is going on in Inazuma? Where had all this archon residue come from? Hearing buzzing about that something of such caliber only appeared when there was high amounts of resentment towards a nation's god, a realization clouded around in the soldier's mind.


The Sakoku Decree, were Inazuma's people growing tired of it? He supposed, being in a nation with closed borders would cause anyone to grow resentful. But, the early adult snapped himself out of such thinking. Why was he jumping to such conclusions? There could have been multiple reasons for archon residue wards to pop up.


Boat soon docking itself on the shore near the god statue, the soldier pushed such thoughts aside. Surely, what he had heard about Archon Residue in the background was just assumptions from other people. He needed to tune out the voices of strangers in the area, for sure.


Krysí and Ryś already far ahead of him, the early adult erupted his legs into a sprint. What was he doing, letting himself get lost in thought? He needed to catch up before he were get left behind. Guided towards the Sangonomiya Shrine, the young soldier steeled himself. Was the priestess in the building? If she knew about the wards appearing, she had to have dealt with a few already.


Stepping towards the shrine, the priestess stood upon the staircase reading a strategy book aloud. Black haired shrine maiden rabbit nodding as the passages continued, sweat formed on the chimera's brow. What had he just walked into? Strategy meeting soon interrupted, however, Krysí informed the head priestess of Sangonomiya Shrine of the situation.


"I see. Unfortunately, -----san and I have to head to Kujou Encampment for some peace talks and can't assist you three," the Head Priestess lamented. She then turned towards Hougo-san. "Hougo-san, could you help them in my stead? Remember the strategy we talked about."


"Of course, Sangonomiya-sama," Shunko responded, hand on her chest. "Leave it to me!" She then turned towards the trio. "It's nice to see you three again. Do you remember me? My name is Shunko." She soon bowed her head. "I believe the wards you described start around the path to Suigetsu Pool, I'll lead you there."


Shunko immediately taking charge, the early adult followed behind the three chimeras in front of him in silence. Crunching through multiple layers of grass northward, an oddity took shape as the group of three kept heading forward. Peculiar red device sitting beside a torii gate surrounded by electro devices, the early adult tapped the object.


Banner in the sky reading to reach the area within the time limit and a timer reading forty seconds, the chimera's heart skipped four beats as an arrow pointed off towards a far off place. How was anyone supposed to reach such a place in such a short amount of time? There was no way that was possible. But, such point was contested in seconds.


"Leave this one to me!" Shunko exclaimed. Her delusion beside her had begun glowing. "My name doesn't mean fast for nothing!"


Shunko bolting off as fast as lightning, a banner across the sky proclaiming challenge complete appeared in less than twenty seconds. Seeing such, the soldier's mouth dropped open. How was Shunko so fast? Electricity was the element of speed indeed.


Shrine Maiden rabbit shouting at the top of her lungs to head near the waterfall, the party of three were off to the races. Area beside the falls reached after five minutes of running, the soldier attempted with all his might to catch his breath. Shunko still far away, another set of shouted instructions rode the wind.


Told to find a staircase, the party of three kept running. Eventually reaching an area with Electro compasses and totems everywhere, the final set of instructions had made their rounds in the area. Told to jump down the hole in the center, the trio did as instructed.


Dropping down into a small, damp underground cave with a domain residing at the entrance, the early adult could not help but wonder. Was there a secret lying down beneath the surface of Watatsumi Island? He supposed he was about to find out. Shunko soon signaling to come over, everyone soon stepped forward.


Loud sound of hissing overtaking the area behind a locked room, the early adult's knees buckled. Was it just his imagination, or did he feel the presence of a god? Shunko saying to leave it to her once again, her legs dashed off as fast as lightning, reaching the other side of the closed off room in a matter of moment's, the early adult adjusted his glasses as the faux archon snake was kicked to electrical pieces faster than he could blink. Shunko was as fast as lightning, indeed.


Soon informed there had been another ward beneath the waterfall the shrine maiden rabbit led the way. But, as the area was soon reached, a peculiar puzzle awaited the quartet. Drums that looked like they were stolen straight from the deserts of Sumeru, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. How did these end up here?


Ward gate in the corner glowing with intense power, the soldier gazed at the percussion instruments in the corner. Drums leaking with a purple aura, the soldier beat the drum. But, as he had done such, a language he could not read appeared underneath the instrument.


Inazuman writings stumping him for minutes on end, the early adult kept tapping the drum. Was the foreign text beneath telling him to tap to the beat of the rhythm in a specific manner? If such were the case, he would never be able to figure such out on his own. Krysí and Ryś looking clueless as well, no progress was made. But, the rabbit would soon come to the rescue.


"Are you three having trouble reading the instructions? Leave this to me. I can read it out," Shunko said. She then gazed at the writing upon the floor. "This one says, Plunge, Don, Don Ka, Pause, Ka, Don Don." She then headed towards the second one. "This one reads Pause, ka, ka, don." She then walked towards the final one. "Seems this one says, Plunge, don, don, pause." She then folded her hands together. "I'd get your weapons ready, if I were you."


Confusing instructions coming his way, the hyena tried to process the words. Plunge, did he have to plunge his greatsword into the drum? He supposed it was worth a shot. Tapping the instrument, the soldier jumped upward. Windglider deployed, his blade had been in his hands as he dropped himself downward.


Repeating the word don to himself, the soldier wondered. What could that word have meant? Knowing Shunko told him to get his weapon ready, an idea had glued itself into place. Did he have to hit the drum with his claymore at ground level twice? He supposed that was an option. Blade hitting the drum once, the object glowed a dark power three seconds later. Object lightly rammed again, the soldier returned to pondering, for a moment.


Thinking about the word ka, the soldier wondered. What could that word have meant? Spotting Ryś punching the drum beside her with her fiery fist, the soldier tossed down a flower friend. Perhaps, just maybe the word meant to hit with an elemental skill. Drum letting down its aura once again after such occurred, the hyena paused his movements for a moment.


Final three actions repeated in a reversal, the challenge soon completed itself. But, such was a short lived moment of success. Snake beast wielding a sword on its tail stepping forward, an electric eye soon took the stage. But, such enemy was removed from the equation with the rabbit chimera's swift dashes about.


Serpent defeat in seconds, the early adult blinked. Was he even necessary here anymore? The shrine maiden rabbit was solving everything practically by herself. He was wasting space here, for sure. But, he was soon removed from his thoughts in an instant as the next location had been stated.


Next ward residing within Mouun Shrine, the hyena let out a gulp. Hadn't that been the area within the island that contained the skeletal remains of Watatsumi Island's god? Realizing such, a wave of unease flowed through the hyena. The snake god, was its soul residing around their place of worship? If such were the case, the residue could reawaken it at any given moment.


As the group had continued to head west, another sea of questions flowed through him. Archon Residue, was it truly the result of resentment towards the gods? Surely, such had to have been some sort of mistake. There was no way that could have been true. Continuing onward along the path, the next beach was soon nearing.


Shrine area soon reached, the early adult let out a gulp. The skeleton on the ground, it definitely, without any question, looked like it could move at any given second. Puzzle in the area requiring to pass through an electric border the hyena prepared himself. But, Shunko halted such action, in an instant. Stating to leave it to her once again, the early adult backed away. Right, leave it to her. He shouldn't interfere. However, chaos broke loose as the puzzle completed.


As if time had reversed itself to the period where a snake god ruled, the bones on the ground materialized themselves into the form they once took on. Gigantic menacing snake hissing away, the early adult's legs shook with a fervor. The Archon Residue, had it brought back a former god from the dead? How terrifying.


"Krysí, isn't that Orobashi?" Ryś asked, voice shaking. "I'm scared, meow!" Her fake accent had fallen into a trench beneath the sea.


"W-We have no choice but to beat it," Krysí responded, stuttering a smidgeon. "M-Mr. Snake God, please don't eat us! We're not tasty!" Hiss of defiance coming her way, she let out a shriek.


Fear induced shriek overtaking the area, the soldier took a long deep breath. There was no way he would let the snake eat anyone for their dinner. Readying himself for action, the early adult threw down a flower friend. But, such attack quickly lead to nowhere. Vines doing nothing, the serpent let out a high pitched whine once more.


Krysí's water rats doing nothing, as well, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Wasn't Orobashi the god of Watatsumi Island? The other serpents, they were able to be vanquished only by the element they seemed to be able to manipulate. Was Hydro not the serpent deity's dominion of expertise?


Ryś' flames failing shortly after, and Shunko's electricity not able to do anything, the soldier blinked. What wasn't working? Delusional Anemo not causing any damage either, the hyena had come to a haphazard conclusion. Singular elements, they did nothing. Perhaps, just maybe, creating reactions was the way to go.


Turning his attention towards the shrine maiden rabbit, the soldier tossed down another flower friend. Orb of magic hitting black bolts of lightning upon the Silk Flower, nothing happened. Viper swiping its tail on the wind, the quartet was soon knocked back. Hydro and Pyro doing nothing, as well, other combinations were soon tried one after another.


Every elemental reaction at the quartet's disposal attempted, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Was everything impossible? If none worked, the game was over, guaranteed. But, a solution had soon been brought to the table as Ryś reached into her back pocket.


"Oh, I know!" Ryś exclaimed. "Maybe this Cryo Delusion could work! I'll just switch it with this Electro one, and--!" But she had soon been interrupted.


"Ryś, no! You can't!" Krysí exclaimed, shaking. Grabbing the delusion from her, she then turned towards Siorc. "Siorc, I'm sorry, but could you use this one?" Placing it into his hands, her rat tail coiled up from behind her.


Cryo Delusion handed to him, the hyena could feel his heart turn to stone. He had to use a Delusion now, too? If he were to use it one too many times, it would be game over for him, guaranteed. Knowing he had no choice but to use it, the soldier placed the sinister orb on the side of his uniform sleeves.


Suggestion soon coming Shunko's way to zap Siorc's legs with Electro after he infuses himself with Cryo, the soldier closed his eyes. Legs encased in ice, the shrine maiden rabbit did her duty. Ice over conducting itself as he rammed into the former serpent god, the after effects laid themselves upon the enemy.


Repeating such strategy five more times, the snake god returned to a state of skeletal remains. Letting out a huff, a wave of tiredness loomed over the soldier. But, a Fatui's work was never done. Informed one final residue ward had parked itself in Borou Village, the party of four headed east.


Reaching the village, a thick malicious aura had begun to poison the air. Citizens locked up into their homes, the soldier blinked. Had Watatsumi's air become toxic again? If such were the case, he needed to cleanse the final residue ward immediately.


Lead to a small farming area, a peculiar puzzle had come out of the nonexistent woodworks. Strange banner in the sky instructing the group to pick the carrots and radishes in a zigzag pattern, Ryś was on the case. Vegetables picked as if drawing a lightning bolt symbol across the dirt, someone soon stepped out of the gate off in the corner.


Blonde haired, bespectacled doll falling out of one of the torii gates, alarm bells had begun to ring in the chimera's mind. What was Irpa doing here? Layer of dark aura surrounding her, another alarm bell sung its alerts. Had she been engulfed in the residue? He needed to get to the bottom of such, immediately.


"I knew that powder that masked dude gave me was sketchy," Irpa whined, holding the sides of her doll head. She then looked around, eyes growing smaller. "Where am I? This isn't Dragonspine!" Rapidly turning her head, she could feel the powder inside her explode. "I'm about to blow!"


Irpa looking ready to explode, the hyena took a deep breath. Watching as her doll body had begun to float upward towards the sky, the soldier's legs shook with a fervor. Was he going to have to fight her? He needed to go easy, if such were the case. Shards of icicles coming his way, the chimera placed his blade in front of him.


Knocking the shards back towards their owner, Irpa was soon frozen in place. Shunko's delusional electricity casting judgement upon the boomeranged attack, the ice soon conducted with a fury. Delusion keeping the momentum going, margin of error was nowhere to be seen.


Irpa's doll body soon lowered to the ground, the bobcat and rat's spear and claymore finished the deed. Residue exiting her body, she meekly stepped back into the torii gate. Alchemist gone quicker than a speeding bullet, the early adult blinked. Did the battle everyone just did even happen?


Late evening soon rolling in, a round of information had come his way. Shunko saying the Archon Residue Wards have also appeared on the other islands, the soldier's eyebrows had begun to twitch. There was more beyond the shores of Watatsumi Island?


Knowing that their job was not done, a suggestion had come the hyena's way. Krysí stating they should find a place to stay for the next few days, the boat docked in the corner was soon returned to. But, as the boat cruised through the oceans, an idea had soon formed.


The public bathhouse in Inazuma City, perhaps, just maybe, they had a place to stay for the evening. Resolute on his decision, the soldier opened his proxy orb into map form. Showing rat form Krysí the waypoint in Inazuma Ciy, Ryś cruised the boats towards the capital.


Public royal bathhouse accepting their admission, a small room with floor beds had soon been reached. Rat and bobcat chimeras out like a light, in an instant, the soldier rolled himself up into the cot. Wave of tiredness taking him away as fast as lightning, the hyena closed his eyes. But, one final thought wrapped vines around the chimera.


Where could the Archon Residue have truly come from?


***


"There they are again, those
Highly annoying northerners.
Even the northerners have heard about those wards popping up.


Foreigners, who can't even say my name correctly.
Or try too hard to fake an accent around me.
Really aggravating, if you ask me.
Eh, let's get this over with.
If I help them out, the faster they'll
Go away.
Nothing like assisting people so they
Exit my space. That
Rat girl, she's the only one of the three that I find to be even
Slightly pleasant of these three.


Regardless, I wish they would just leave.
Everything is annoying,
Tiring. But, my emotions aren't showing.
Ugh, maybe this delusion has
Removed all my expressions from me.
No. Maybe that's not it, my
Emotions are here. Just not reflecting.
Does this matter? Not really. In any case, it's time to get working."


Waking up the next morning, a round of information had come the hyena's while while the group of three consumed an Inazuman style breakfast. Krysí explaining to him a few wards had appeared around Kannazuka and Yashiori, but a majority of them were in Seirai Island, the soldier let out a gulp. If one were in Kujou Encampment, he would be taken to the station, guaranteed.


The archons were laughing at him.


Hearing rumblings about a strange gate appearing in Kujou Encampment, the chimera trio exited the bathhouse, in an instant. Dashing through the forest edges, and beaches beside the usual festival grounds sped through, a passing comment had been launched the hyena's way.


Rumblings about wearing a hapi being out of place when there was no festival going on, the early adult's cheeks grew pink. Had Her Majesty given him an inappropriate form of dress? How incredibly embarrassing. If the Electro Archon wished to strike him down with lightning, he wouldn't be opposed to such for his fashion wrongdoings.


Boat hopped into, Ryś sped the oars up with all her might. Vessel rocking back and forth upon the waves, the soldier curled himself up into a ball. If the sense of urgency were to knock him into the water, it would be curtains for him shortly. Pathway towards the encampment soon reached, a sight to shock the eyes took the area by a thunderstorm.


Tengu general looking dizzy as she fell onto the ground, the early adult's eyes opened wide. Did the leader of the Kujou Encampment just faint? It was almost if, in the world of Teyvat, people with powers had a stat known as hit points that depleted with the attacks of enemies or world hazards, which resulted in a temporary knock out if the number reached zero. But, such fact was unknown to the entire population of Teyvat.


"You three...take care of the problem..." the tengu general rasped out.


Hearing the winged general not state she would arrest for trespassing, the soldier prayed to the Electro Archon he was not supposed to worship for her to not come to her senses until the bobcat, rat and he were already long gone. Stepping towards the first Torii gate, a challenge soon awaited him.


Message telling him to reach an area within the time limit, the solider let out a scream. Timer on his wrist counting down, the early adult gazed upward. Electric prisms rising upwards towards the sky, the hyena tapped the tree next to him. Static hoisting him upward, the lightning guided him along the path.


Reaching a golden glowing stop point, the early adult kept going. Timer soon reading forty seconds, the soldier attempted with all his might to reach the next roof as fast as the electricity would carry him. Second stopping point reached, the hyena threw himself off the climbable tower.


Windglider soon deployed, the chimera rushed off towards the finish line. Knowing that, the seconds were ticking away, the hyena jumped into the blue ring down below. Challenge completed, the sound of screams engulfed the area. Ryś proclaiming she had solved the ward's puzzle, the soldier dashed off towards the commotion.


Spotting a ward by the water with numbered purifiers completed in the order of four, five, two, three, the torii gates over the water unleashed the beast. Large viper releasing itself from the portal of darkness, the hyena could not help but wonder. Valaha and Élénk, could they have been behind this? But, the soldier pushed such thought beneath the sea. Why was he thinking such? There was no way they were responsible for every snake outbreak in Teyvat.


But, as the attacks had begun, an unfortunate round of news had come the soldier's way. Serpent only able to take damage from the combined efforts of Electro and Hydro, a greatsword of terror was handed to the soldier. Claymore with an Electro Delusion ingrained upon the hilt, the hyena could feel his heart leap out of his chest. He was done for by the end of today, guaranteed.


Krysí summoning her water rats, the early adult took a long deep breath. Snake wetter than the ocean, the early adult placed the delusion greatsword in front of him. Channeling the energy of darkness through him, the electricity joined together with the rodent mimics.


Viper quickly taken out of the picture, a commotion had broken loose off in the distance. Generic soldiers gathering around their general, Ryś' hand soon grabbed a hold of the hyena's. Krysí speeding off across the land in rat form, the Kujou Encampment had been left behind.


"If those soldiers saw us, we'd be goners, nya!" Ryś cried, faking an Inazuman accent. "Next is that big ward around Taratasuna. Right, Krysí?"


"Yes," Krysí responded, almost letting out a squeak. "Apparently, two of them folded into one. You two, please be careful."


Hearing such, the chimera tilted his head. Two wards had folded into one? What could that have possibly meant? But, he supposed he was about to find out. Reaching Tatarasuna after about thirty minutes of running, a torrential downpour had begun to flood the land. Seeing such, an odd prompt overtook the area.


Peculiar instructions to electrocute the rain, the early adult's eyes had begun to twitch. Infuse the rain with Electro? Wouldn't that harm everyone in the area? What an incredibly careless order. But, he knew he had no choice in the matter. Facing the delusional greatsword towards the sky, lightning engulfed the droplets of precipitation one after another.


Reaching the middle ground within the ward's reach, another puzzle soon presented itself to the party of three. Peculiar flower popping up in the middle of a field, the early adult blinked. Where had this random nursery come from? He wasn't in Sumeru. The Torii gates, were they capable of transporting stuff from other areas, as well? He had to be overthinking it, surely.


Krysí on all fours in her tiny rat body running upon the odd patches of grass one after another, the flower was soon harvested. Picking the plant up and yelling a chant for the demons to begone, the early adult backed six steps away. What was he, in some sort of adventure survival trauma story? But, the soldier snapped himself out of such thinking. Where did such thoughts come from? Everyone was in the middle of a cleansing ritual.


Serpent breathing powder upon the air, delusional Electro, Pyro and Hydro removed the enemy from the picture after three more strikes combined. Next ward within Fort Fujitou, the party of three had begun to speed off towards the northwest. Nazuchi beach skipped over and ignored, everyone kept running.


Residue ward taken care of almost immediately, the group of three ran off towards Fort Mumei. Required to electrocute the water to continue, a winged lizard took to the skies. But, such god residue infused monster was as dead as as a ghost on Wuwang hill, in almost an instant. Creature falling into the sea of static, the enemy had become one with the sea.


Returning towards Higi Village, the soldier's heart skipped four beats as he seated himself in the wooden vessel. Had the Delusion begun to affect him? If such were the case, he would need to proceed with caution going forward. Boat heading off towards the east, the hyena closed his eyes for a moment.


Feeling hands pushing his shoulders, the early adult opened his eyes. Had he dozed off while Ryś was boating? How incredibly embarrassing of him. Stepping towards the statue in Hiraumi, the early adult performed his breathing exercises. Bobcat and rat duo already walking far ahead of him, the soldier attempted to catch up with all his might.


Group of two in front of him already moving towards Seiraimaru, the chimera's legs erupted into a speedy sprint. But as he caught up, the early adult let out a pant. Catching his breath after a few minutes, a small staircase was soon reached. Storm clouds departing, the soldier swore he could hear someone mumble about foreigners under their breath as the area's shrine was approaching.


Hearing the talking cat proclaiming herself a shrine maiden bemoaning the strange gates popping up had been causing issues with the island's storms, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Was that truly the case? The lightning cloud up above did not look any different than it normally did. But, he supposed the natives knew best.


Storm rabbit shrine maiden turning towards the black cat to say he would deal with the problem, the early adult could not help but notice the sound of contempt in his voice. Was it just his imagination, or did he sound irritated? Perhaps it was just his imagination. Eyes soon on him, a look of disgust bestowed the rabbit's face.


Hearing the sound of foreign footsteps from over hundreds of meters away, Isamu let out a groan. First, strange torii gates popping up around the island, now the aggravating foreigners who couldn't pronounce his name were here, too? How bothersome. Could his day possibly get any worse?


"What are you northerners doing here?" Isamu asked, groaning. But, another layer of irritation soon came his way.


"It's Isamoo-koon, nya!" Ryś shouted, faking an Inazuman accent. "We're here to cleanse the Archon Residue Wards!"


"Sorry for disturbing you," Krysí added.


Hearing the predictable mispronunciation of his name, Isamu slapped his hand across his face. If the cat lady couldn't say his name, she shouldn't say it all. Knowing Neko would try to force him to team up with these people, he knew he had to remind the aggravating foreigner to not bother saying his name at all.


"Just call me II-kun if you can't pronounce my name, please," Isamu said, slight irritation evident in his voice. He then turned towards Neko. "You want me to join them on their escapades, don't you? Fine. I was told to clear out the wards, anyway. I suppose it's my duties as a shrine maiden to do so. I'm the only one who has the key to quell the red lightning storms."


Isamu proclaiming there was red lightning in the area, the early adult could feel his stomach turn to stone. There was red lightning here? If such were the current problem with the storms in the area, he would get electrocuted, without a slither of doubt. Listless shrine maiden taking the lead, the group exited the area.


Gazing upward, the chimera stared at the sky. Lightning cloud up above a deep shade of crimson, the hyena let out a gulp. The archon residue, had it completely altered Seirai Island? If such were the case, the wards had to be dealt with as soon as possible. Reaching Seiraimaru, a tile puzzle soon awaited.


Watching as Ryś jumped on the tiles on the ground in a specifically guided order, the early adult gazed upwards towards the sky once more. The red lightning was it more dangerous than normal bolts of electricity? He could not help but feel a sense of unease as the thoughts rolled in.


Such thoughts were cut short as the sound of a robot exclaiming all obstacles should be removed crawled onto the scene. But, the sight before him broke the world into pieces. Humanoid autonomous being with long, purple hair pulled back into a braid and a ceremonial kimono with the breasts slightly visible, the early adult backed three steps away. How had the doll from the Tenshukaku gotten here? But, obvious differences had been present upon the person.


Lower body beneath the kimono that of a snake, and hands serpents as well, the early adult blinked. Had someone attempted to create a doll in the image of the Electro Archon? He recalled the god of Inazuma had a similar hairstyle. Lightning about to come his way, the soldier halted his thoughts.


"Did some alchemist try to make a cheap knockoff of Her Excellency?" Isamu sighed. "How bothersome, what an eyesore."


Complaint reaching the dolls ears, the red lightning of judgement had been cast upon the party of four. Cloud of lightning swirling over everyone's head for minutes on end, weakness overtook the entire group for minutes on end. Dark aura soon combining itself with the apparent knockoff's naginata, kneecaps were claimed upon the battlefield.


Placing the delusional greatsword in front of him, the early adult returned a shot of electricity in kind. Doll's kneecaps added to the list, the early adult let out a huff. Fire punches caught with the parry of the blade, the early adult attempted to copy the doll's movements in tandem.


Isamu casting spells with delusional hydromancy at his disposal, red lightning and the powers of dark waters intertwined their fates. Magic of water continuing to take the stage, the soldier turned towards Krysí as she added her rat mimics to the equation. Delusional electricity combining itself, static cloaked itself around the enemy.


Puppet locked into place, Claymores and Ryś' longer than usual spear had begun to do the talking. Doll looking ready to fall apart after thirty slashes combined, a loud snap of the fingers added itself to the lightning storm up above. Final attack of dark waters dousing the enemy, doll pieces fell to the floor.


Krysí grabbing a golden eye piece, the group had continued to head upon the northern pathway. Koseki Village soon reached, a ward stretched throughout the entire settlement. Snake statues beside the gates, a particular puzzle of note had been brought to the soldier's attention.


Scared citizen stating the snake statues had to be electrocuted in a specific order to remove the wards, the early adult took a deep breath. He supposed he would be the only one who could cleanse the archon residue within the area. Stone serpents imbued with dark energy, the hyena steeled himself.


Electrocution order figured out after eight attempts, another snake god, after what felt like thirty of them emerged from the gates. But, such viper was quickly vanquished as teamwork shined through. Hydro Delusion and Delusion Greatsword zapping the serpent into oblivion, another enemy was placed on the casualty list.


But, one final challenge awaited. Isamu stating the worst of the problems had formed around Amakumo Peak, the early adult could feel his stomach turn into stone. The entire southern area of Seirai Island had become a ward full of energy from the apparent resentment towards gods? Such needed to be taken care of right away.


Ward stretching from every area within the peak, the hyena cracked his knuckles. A long set of puzzles awaited the group of three and he. Red lightning swirling faster with every second passing, the early adult broke into a sweat. Was it just him, or was it getting hot? Surely, it had to have just been his imagination.


Series of ward puzzles vanquished, snakes had come out of their hiding spots one after another. Delusions sniping the creatures from existence slowly, but surely, the next area within the ward soon awaited. But, as he reached such area, a loud crackle up above disturbed the peace.


Red bolt of lightning striking the ground, the soldier's heart beat hard, and fast in his chest. A storm was brewing in Inazuma. Bolts continuing their rampage for minutes on end, the early adult swore he could hear Isamu let out a sigh. Shrine maiden equipment in his hands, a dance of divination took the stage.


Electricity soon quelled, one final enemy revealed itself to the party of four. Doll with long pink hair and fox ears, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Who in the world would want to make a living doll out of the Guji from Narukami Shrine? Residue of the god's resentment flowing through her, everyone had gotten on the offensive.


Delusional Electro, and the other elements knocking the sham of a kitsune back into the world's soil, the early adult could feel himself begin to wobble. But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. There was no time to show weakness. There was still work to be done, guaranteed. Isamu's back soon turned, however, words of farewell were soon released.


"That's all done now. I'm going," Isamu said, listless. "Neko informed me, however, that some blonde might be behind this, or something. I don't know, nor care what happens outside of Seirai Island." Stepping away, he let out a sigh.


Red lightning storm returning to its violet hue, the soldier blinked. But, as the hyena kept gazing at the skies above, Ryś' voice telling him to catch up returned him to reality. Boat soon heading back to Narukami Island, the group's temporary accommodations were checked back into for the late evening.


Rat and bobcat chimera out like a light almost immediately upon lying down like usual, the soldier crawled himself up into his temporary floor bed. But, as he had done such, his heart had begun to beat harder and faster in his chest. Attempting his breathing exercises, his heartbeat soon dissipated into normalcy. Closing his eyes, the early adult waited for the dream world to take him away. But, as the world of sleep pulled him in, one final question arose.


Who was the culprit?


***


"Hatsu nee-chan, whenever we're
At home, a look of deep sadness is always on her face.
This concerns me, as her younger twin
Sister, but whenever I ask her, she always tells me nothing is wrong.
Ugh, those delusion things, could they be


Nulling her emotions? Or maybe she just can't
Express how she's feeling to me. In any case,
Everything in Tsurumi Island had broken. My
Concerns need to take a backseat.
Have been hearing something
Along the lines of some residue of the gods have created wards that
Need our cleansing. I guess it's go time."


Waking up the next morning, Siorc could feel his heart beat hard and unevenly in his chest as he raised himself from the floor bed. Slight wave of dizziness overtaking him as well, the early adult placed his hands on the sides of his temples. But he soon attempted to snap himself out of it. Another day of work was about to be upon him. He couldn't show any weakness.


Spotting Siorc place his hands on the sides of his temples and face looking incredibly pale, a set of alarms bounced off in Krysí's head. Was he feeling ill? Should she check his temperature before they depart onward to the next island? Standing on the tips of her toes, she attempted to place her hands upon his forehead. But, such attempt was futile as she fell upon the floor. Curses, tall people. Maybe it was better to do just ask instead.


"Siorc, are you not feeling well?" Krysí asked, concerned. "Do you need a doctor?"


Hearing Krysí's concerns, took another deep breath. Go to a doctor? No way. A slight amount of dizziness was definitely not a reason for a concern. Surely, his uneven heartbeat would dissipate into normalcy if he kept performing his breathing exercises. He needed to tell her medical attention is not necessary.


"I am fine, miss," Siorc responded, voice slightly weak. "We need to keep working."


"Alright, but if you start feeling worse, I'm taking you to a healer," Krysí responded. She then turned towards Ryś. "Ryś, could you tell us where we're headed today?"


"Of course, Krysí, dear, I remembered this time!" Ryś exclaimed with confidence. "We're heading to Tsurumi Island today, meow!"


Meal soon devoured, the early adult's ears twitched. They were heading to the island enshrouded in fog today? If the archon residue wards were making it worse, the entire isle would be a sea of pure white, for sure. Dashing off towards the docked boat, Ryś soon cruised the vessel off towards the furthest point south.


Tsurumi Island reached after three hours of boating, the party of three walked off towards the southwest. Fog no different than normal, the soldier rose an eyebrow. Had there really been Archon Residue Wards here? The area hadn't been any foggier than the last time he had come here.


Reaching the Moshiri Memorial Site, two slightly familiar faces stuck out amongst the crowd of generic nobodies. Onmyouji rabbits standing around with impatient looks on their faces as their sandaled feet stomped on the ground, the early adult blinked. Had they been waiting for someone? Whoever was late should show themselves now. But, the guilty tardy party had already been revealed.


"KittyRat, well met!" Hatsu exclaimed, sticking up his right thumb. "Ya guys here t' deal with the ward problem with us?" But, Shiroka soon interrupted.


"Um, Hatsu-nii-chan, is this a good idea?" Shiroka asked. There was a look of doom painted on her face. "They're all Fatui. We really shouldn't trust them so easily."


"Fatui, Smatui, Shiroka!" Hatsu barked back. "We're wastin' time chatting away! Let's go before the wards break reality, or somethin'!"


Party of four in front of him running like the wind, the hyena blinked. The Archon Residue Wards in Tsurumi Island, did they hold the power to warp reality? Surely, Hatsu had to have been joking. Group continuing to head south, Wakukau Shoal was soon reached.


Two large wards entwining themselves into one, the chimera blinked. Had the wards begun to combining themselves more often now? He supposed he would need to be on the lookout for such, if that had begun to become the true course of action for the residual gods gates.


First challenge to cleanse the wards soon in front of him, a red totem was pressed. Small balls of Electro energy dropping towards the ground spread far apart from each other, the soldier attempted to run. But, such was an impossibility to be had, for sure. Heart beginning to beat hard as he attempted to sprint, the early adult remained still.


Krysí transforming herself into her rat form, her body shrunk down into its miniature size. Speeding off towards the tiny particles on the ground, the violet dots were soon collected one after another. Challenge completed after thirty seconds, monsters stepped themselves out of the torii gates.


Slimes with the bodies of a snake slithering upon the ground, Krysí returned herself to her normal size, in an instant. Elemental attacks one after another fired off at the coily gelatinous monsters, a sinister aura continued to protrude through the creatures as the fight kept going.


Elements keeping the momentum going, the enemies dropped like Cicins in the open wilderness. Shiroka and Hatsu performing a divination as the final monster was placed in a hexagram upon the floor, fire and ice combined themselves into one. Divination soon completed, the foggy beach was cleared.


But, such had not been the end of the wards. Second gate remaining beside the Wolflord's den, the soldier's heart had begun to beat harder and faster once more. But, as the group attempted to approach the battlefield, a goal appeared out of nowhere. Seeing such, the hyena let out a meek grunt. Had he stepped into a challenge spot? He needed to deal with such right away.


Banner in the sky proclaiming that twenty goals must be scored by throwing slimes to complete the cleansing ritual, a collective sigh released upon the foggy air. Monsters coming his way, the early adult placed the greatsword in front of him. Delusional electricity knocking four into the goal after about five minutes, sixteen remained.


Five more soon knocked into the goal, the rounds kept going. Delusional electricity pushing the enemies into their netted prison, another three were removed from the equation. Repeating the action twice more, the gate was purged of its archon residue. But, such action had been done too late.


Leftover residue floating around the golden wolflord, the problem had soon doubled itself over. God amongst the rifthounds letting out a bony roar, a sandy cyclone ripped across the sky. Shiroka and Hatsu taking to the front lines, a battle broke loose amongst the pages of the misty world.


"Fire!" Shiroka shouted.


"Ice!" Hatsu shouted, as well.


"May your soul be cleansed!" the two shouted in unison.


Divination cast upon the wolflord, a weak spot opened itself up in a matter of moments. But, such lasted for a fraction of a minute. Bony monster unleashing a brown beam from its mouth, the soldier could feel his hip caught into the crossfire. Energy depleting faster than he could keep up, the early adult's head had begun to spin.


Second round of divine spells cast upon the enemy, the early adult attempted with all his might to focus. Krysí and Ryś combining forces, the soldier swiped the delusional claymore forward. Wolf's vitality chipped away at as slow as a snail, the creature eventually returned from whence it came.


Next order of business Autake Plains, a misty wasteland awaited. But, as the next cleansing ritual awaited, a set of instructions far different from the last took the stage. Loud voice beside a snake statue saying something of value must be sacrificed before continuing, everyone grew silent. But, after a few minutes, a call out broke through the ground.


"Ya mean t' tell me none of ya'll are gonna sacrifice somethin'?" Hatsu called out. "Guess I gotta do it, then!" Placing his hands on his hair, a hairclip was removed. "Here, snakey, ya want this? Take it!" But, Shiroka soon interrupted.


"Ah, Hatsu-nii-chan, that's---" Shiroka said. But her words were cut off almost immediately.


"The hairclip ma gave me on our shared sixteenth birthday?" Hatsu responded as if he knew what his sister was thinking. "'Twas five years ago. I don't mind sacrificin' it if it means cleansing this ward!"


Watching as Hatsu sacrificing his star shaped hairpin to the snake gods, the soldier placed his hand across his chest. What a brave soul, able to sacrifice such a thing. He could never, if it were him. Serpent popping out from the gate defeated in a mere instant while he was thinking, the chimera returned himself to reality.


But, as the next ward in Oina Beach was reached, a voice spoke within the snake statue once more. Rocky serpent proclaiming a lavender melon offering must be delivered to clean the area of its residue, multiple eyes looked at one another. Lavender melons, really? What a ridiculous request.


"Ya'll asking for Lavender Melons now, snakers?" Hatsu asked, annoyed. "That's crazy! Who's carryin' around Lavender Melons twenty-four-seven?!"


"...Nii-chan, just give them the Lavender Melons," Shiroka replied, voice low.


"Fine!" Hatsu shot back. "Only 'cause you make me carry them around while on patrol!"


Lavender melons offering placed, a lion with a snake body released itself from the gates. Seeing such, the soldiers head had begun to spin. A snake lion, was he seeing things? Monster letting out a roar, the early adult shook his head. Right, he was in reality right now.


Strange animal combination vanquished after three hits from delusions and visions combined, the early adult gazed at the monster fading off into the ether. Had someone been creating new monsters and tossing them through the gate? He could not help but feel more than just archon residue would await him going further.


Shirikoro Peak cleared out easily, the wards around the area were were cleared one after another. But, easy street soon ended as Chirai Shrine was upon the group of five. Thick toxins tainting the misty world, the soldier attempted with all his might to keep himself from breathing too deeply.


Ward stretching across the area, a set of instructions had been stated from the poisoned sky above. Light purple feather floating on the air with instructions to match the device against multiple symbols. Onmyouji twins stating to leave it to them, the siblings had begun their matching game.


Each symbol matched against the feather, a large cobra with corrosive miasmic aura took the stage. Claws of fire, and water rats combining themselves into one, weak spots one after another lessened the toxins to a slow, grind. Greatsword soon added to the mix, black lightning zapped the creature a new one.


Divination sending the cobra to its own venomous grave, the final landmark within the misty island journey was about to begin. Group reaching an underground mountainside known as Mt. Kanna, the early adult tilted his head. Why had he never heard of such a place before? But, a wave of dizziness soon took such thought away.


Fuzz entering his vision as well as the low mountains approached, the soldier pressed onward. There was no time let a little bout of fuzziness win. He had to keep going, guaranteed. Mt. Kanna reached after an hour of walking, an odd door appeared in the center of the area.


Everyone stepping in, a hallway of nothing but darkness and torii gates awaited everyone. Hooded figure soon appearing outside the gate, the soldier's eyes opened wide at the sight before him. Was he seeing things, or had the forest ranger trainee stepped into the domain? Face bandaged and snake behind her, the early adult weakly shrugged his shoulders. No way it was her. They did not look the same, in the slightest.


"The leylines sure have gone kooky!" Hatsu exclaimed, pointing. "They're reimagining a true victim of the Archon Residue incident!" Continuing to point, he kept going. "That Doctor, what did he say it was called? The Black Fire incident!"


Hearing the words that doctor, the hyena could feel his heart beat harder. A real person had been experimented on for something like this? How awful. No one should be subjected to such a thing. The malpracticing malicious doctor should be punished by the gods for his horrific crimes.


"Right, the black fire incident," Shiroka responded, deadpan. "Does that matter? Let's just perform the divination already."


"Alright, alright! Ya don't gotta rush me!" Hatsu cried back. "My ice is ready already, though, bring in your fire!"


Ice and fire stepping up to the plate, the divination had soon been cast upon the apparent memory within the leylines. But, the snake had been left out of the equation. Placing the claymore in front of him, the power of delusional electro condemned the final memory.


Serpent fading into the ether, a group celebration soon broke from the pits of the domain world. But, as everyone had kept cheering, the fuzz had begun to eat the soldier away. Heart beating out of control, breathing exercises had done nothing. Sound dimming out around him as the beat had begun to get faster, the chimera had begun to fall backwards. Consciousness slipping away one final thought of doom released itself from his fading brain.


Delusions were bad for the heart, indeed.


Coming to awhile later, a sea of eyes crowded around him. Seeing such, the soldier covered his face. Why was everyone glaring at him like that? Shiroka's hands soon out in front of her, confusion looped on repeat. What was she doing? Palms glowing, nothing added up to two.


"Um, are you alright?" Shiroka asked, concerned. "I had to reset your chakras."


Hearing the word chakra, Siorc tilted his head. What in the world was a chakra? Was it some sort of energy only diviners had access to? He supposed such made sense. Still feeling a slice of weakness in the fatigue pie, the early adult nodded. But, another question had soon come his way.


"Why didn't you tell us you can't handle Delusions?" Krysí asked.


Question coming his way, no answer was returned in kind. He knew, if he complained, Her Majesty would kill him, for sure. If a Delusion were handed off to him, he knew he had no choice but to use it. Giving Krysí a look, he pointed at the no longer visible torii gates. There was no time for such concerns. He needed to head back to work.


"The gates here are all gone now!" Ryś exclaimed. "We're done for today, meow! Let's go back now!"


Arms on his backside, Ryś had begun to push him out of the domain hallway. Hatsu laughing that they were busy bees as always, waves were exchanged between everyone. Boat soon returned to, and temporary accommodations soon reached, the soldier crawled into the floor bed. But, as he returned to the land of dreams, one question coiled around him like a snake.


How many more wards remained?

 

[Palamon]

***





"I do not quite understand.
No, I simply do not get this.





Enkanomiya, really? There's
No way archon residue is down there. I
Know for a fact, this can't be the case.
Absolutely not. It's a mistake.
No. This is an error,
Obviously.
Maybe Krysí and Ryś are mistaken.
I am certain.
Yes, I am
Absolutely certain.





So, there is no way
Or maybe I am just too skeptical.
Looks like I am overthinking.
Overthinking, yes, that's it, truly."





Upon waking up the next morning, a surprise awaited the hyena. Krysí and Ryś informing him they have to go to Enkanomiya, the soldier rose an eyebrow. The underwater nation below Watatsumi Island? There was no way there was archon residue wards down there. But, his thoughts had soon been proven wrong after a boat ride away.





Heading off to the Sangonomiya Shrine, repeat information had been relayed to the party of three. Priestess explaining the situation, the soldier groaned. Surely, this was some sort of misunderstanding. Dog general stating there was archon residue down there as well, the early adult held back the urge to roll his eyes. Why did he have to repeat what the priestess just said? But, something peculiar released from the dog general's mouth.





"Your Excellency, is it true only one person can descend down there?" the dog general asked.





"I'm afraid so," the head priestess of the shrine responded.





Hearing such, the early adult stepped up to the plate. Surely, there was nothing of actual note there to be concerned about. He needed to prove such, once and for all. Pointing to himself, the early adult prepared himself for the dive down beneath the surface, but another voice soon interrupted.





"Be careful down there," Shunko warned.





Krysí and Ryś attempting to offer themselves, as well, the dog general blocked their participation. Divine Priestess of Watatsumi Island paving the way, the spiraling pool of water awaited the soldier. But, as he prepared to descend downward, something of immediate alarm caught the early adult's attention.





The pool of water, was it drying up? But, the chimera pushed such thoughts aside. Impossible. There was no way that was the case. Steeling himself, the soldier threw himself into the whirling pool. Although, as he reached the bottom, no water awaited. Serpent's Bowels drier than the desert, questions flowed through the chimera.





Eternal night world dry to the bone, the early adult could not help but wonder. The torii gates, had they drained all the liquid in the area? Spotting a gate off in the distance, he knew such was a possibility at hand. Passing by the first gate, a puzzle soon awaited the soldier.





Snake statue with a piece of paper reading, you must sever the fate line to cleanse these wards, the soldier practically did a backflip twice over. Sever the fate line? What in all of Teyvat and beyond did that even mean? Did he have to defeat an enemy infused with Archon Residue? He supposed it was time to get to fighting.





Multiple Vishaps defeated one after another in the dry land, nothing moved. Continuing onward throughout the bowels turning multiple enemies into ashes, the early adult blinked. Which monster could have the fate line? Surely, it had to have been somewhere.





Nothing doing as the monster bodies had become one with nature, the soldier scratched his head. What wasn't he doing right? Waving a white flag upon the monster battlefield, the soldier gazed at the large fungus plant where the waters used to be. Fate was not upon him to be severed.





Hearing the sound of crawling feet, the soldier turned his attention towards the noise. Liath in scorpion form slicing a few petal off the fungus tree, the early adult blinked. Had fate just been severed. Archon residue infused monsters defeated with a singular layer of poison, the hyena prepared to step forward. Maybe it was best to continue onward and leave the Serpent's Bowels to it. But, reptile eyes were soon on him.





"What are you doing down here, Fatui?" Liath asked, arms crossed around their scorpion torso.





Inquiry coming his way, the hyena pointed at the residue wards. But, such was met with an immediate exasperated sigh. Did it wish to cleanse the wards all by itself? He knew he could not return back to the surface without doing the work. Continuing to point at the wards, a serious look appeared on his face.





"The priestess had no reason to send anyone else down here. I can do this all by myself," Liath said, sighing. There was no emotion to be had in its voice. "But, I know you are going to insist upon it anyway." Shaking its head, its bony hand was on the side of its temple. "Fine. You handle the puzzles, I'll do the killing. We're heading to the Narrows. Don't straddle behind."





Knowing it was Liath's way or the highway, the early adult followed behind in silence. Reaching The Narrows after the far off disconnected bridge was reach, a sight to behold caught the early adult's eye. Was it just his imagination, or had the void beneath Enkanomiya been much higher? Clouds of darkness right underneath his feet as he glided across the bridge, the hyena took a deep breath. One wrong step, and he'll be gone into the abyssal darkness.





Five wards interconnected into one, Liath had gone about the defeat ring. As the monsters were removed from the picture with toxin after toxin, the early adult reached the puzzle within the archon residue's gateway. Seven pillars gazing at each other eyeless, instructions had come his way.





Paper explaining to him the pillars had to adjusted into a specific order until a ball of electricity could reach the other side, the early adult studied the puzzle, for a moment. Spotting a circular orb on top of four of them, the soldier wondered. Did those four have to face one another? Figuring such was the case, the chimera had gotten to work.





Pillars all facing each other after six attempts, a fine print had been scribbled into the margins. Paper instructing him to take the ghost fish ride to the other side to complete the cleansing, the early adult threw himself into the pool of many mysteries. Sea creatures dropping him into a portal, the last two pillars upon an isolated isle soon faced one another.





Hitting the main pillar, electricity zapped off each and every piece upon the puzzle chessboard. Bolt of lightning throwing itself through the portal, as well, the residual god ward was soon cleansed of its impurities. Liath taking out the enemy lurking from within the gate, Dainichi Mikoshi was next upon the list.





But, the puzzle was far more difficult than the last. Series of torches needing to be lit and light blue sigils around the area needing to be collected, the early adult tilted his head. Just how many did he need to collect? Torches lit one after another, a terrifying world of fire lit the blue world.





Spotting multiple sigils, the hyena sprinted around the area. Multiple collected one after another, the questions kept rolling pebbles in the chimera's partially human mind. What did he need the light sigils for? Twenty soon collected, another set of instructions was delivered to him.





Snake statue informing him the sigils had to be placed into their rightful places, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Every single one had to be placed somewhere? He was in for a long ride, guaranteed. Three matching symbols found after fifteen minutes of patrolling, a few of many were offered to the rocks of the underwater world.





Some Sigils placed in the incorrect places, trial and error took the stage. Everything eventually placed into the correct holes after a few hours of attempting, a treasure chest with a malicious aura appeared in front of the soldier. Slime with a coiled snake body soon appearing from the trove of treasure, Liath stepped in front of the hyena.





Such enemy was a challenge, even for toxins. Snake Slime stung with scorpion venom seven times before departing from this world, the hyena could not help but feel a wave of unease. Had the archon residue made some monsters resistant to poison? If such were the case, he needed to fight, as well. Whirling up a punch, the chimera prepared himself for any fight about to come his way. But his hand was soon grabbed.





"That's enough today, you're stopping," Liath demanded. There was no emotion to be had in its voice. "No questions, or debates. Let's go."





Taken back towards The Narrows, the hidden room behind the bookshelves was soon reached. Dragged through the passageway, the hyena sighed. It was Liath's way, or the highway. Whenever it said they were done, it was curtains. Gris on the couch in the corner cupping her hand behind her ears, an inquiry had soon come her sibling's way.





"Li, are you with someone?" Gris asked. "I hear extra footsteps."





"It's just the Fatui," Liath responded. "Go back to sleep."





Soon guided towards the guestroom, the soldier tossed and turned upon the temporary bed. Sea of questions flowing through him, the soldier gazed at the unknown walls. How could archon residue wards pop up in a nation beyond the god's gaze? But, the hyena closed his eyes. He was overthinking it. Thoughts pushed aside, the world of dreams invited him back in.





Waking up the next morning, or night, rather, the chimera slapped his cheeks. The final wards, it was time to clear them by himself. The monsters had to have been decimated already. But, as he prepared to exit the scorpion's hidden abode, a bony hand grabbed a hold of the back of his uniform. Gripping prison locking him in place, he gave Liath a glare. Why was it stopping him? There certainly weren't many wards left.





"Where do you think you're going? The rest of the wards are imbued with a high amount of concentrated toxic energy," Liath scolded, gripping the back of the Fatui's uniform even tighter. "You're not going alone." Dragging the Fatui forward, it kept such action going. "Let's go." But, another voice soon called out.





"Li, let me go with you two!" Gris cried out. "My poison can neutralize it!"





"No, Gris," Liath responded, words emotionless. "Let's go, Fatui."





"Li, I might be blind," Gris replied, words filled with desperation. "But, I'm not useless. Please, let me come with you!"





Liath pushing him out of the hidden abode, the early adult attempted to put his hand over his heart. Did Gris feel as though she were lesser? What a cruel way to think of herself. The older scorpion chimera, it was certainly not helping matters by denying its sister to assist it. But, the hyena kept himself quiet. It was no business of his involving himself in other family's affairs.





Reaching the Serpent's heart after about an hour of dragging, the toxic atmosphere let out its venomous roar. Rancid scent overtaking the area, the soldier plugged his nose. What a hideous stench. But, the soldier knew he had to keep going no matter what.





Strange clusters of purple mists dispersing themselves around the area, the hyena attempted with all his might to clear such phenomenon away. But, such lucky break never came. Balls of fog remaining as they were, sweat poured down the chimera's back. Was there no way to remove the obstacle? But, such was proven wrong in a matter of moments.





Liath kicking the mist clusters with a punt of wind, nine other obstacles were soon blown away. Enkanomiyan Vishaps imbued with archon residue stomping around the area, Liath took the monsters out of the picture. Scorpion solving both problems, the early adult held back the urge to sigh. Why was he even sent down here? He definitely was not needed here, for sure.





Noxious gas only worsening as the Evernight Temples was approaching ever so slowly, the soldier held back the urge to cough. He swore, that at any given moment, he could just fade away. But, the hyena remained strong. There was no way he could let himself give in now. But as the two headed for the a temple, a surprise awaited.





Gris inside the corridors with her Cryo Vision in hand, puzzles solved aplenty, the soldier backed five steps away. Was the puzzle already handled? Liath was wrong for holding her back from joining the team, if such were the case. But, immediate criticism had come her way.





"Gris, I told you not to come," Liath scolded.





"I don't want to hear it, Li!" Gris exclaimed. "I don't want you handling everything by yourself all the time!"





But, such about to start argument was cut short as a a robot with a purple snake host dropped onto the scene. Hailstorm soon taking the stage, the chimera tossed down a flower friend in tandem. Liath tossing venom aside, its wind attempted to touch a corner.





Struggle kicking into speed, the serpentine master rained down metallic rocks upon the temple's ceiling. Seeing such coming his way, the soldier jumped six steps back. Placing himself into a fighting stance, the chimera unsheathed the greatsword from back pocket. Claymore mysteriously replaced with a one without a delusion, the steel minerals were bounced back to its owner.





Viper's mineral rain only continuing, a second hailstorm was unleashed upon the robotic husk's head. Kicks on wind knocking the useless husk back, the tables flipped themselves over. Final ditch effort rock storm throwing itself into the ring, a triple claymore deflect sent the minerals flying.





Final enemy within the archon residue wards defeated, according to Liath, at least, the early adult took a long deep breath. Air no longer coated with a rancid smell, the soldier let out a tired sigh. Was everything finally over? But, such was not the case as Gris soon spoke out.





"I have a feeling something is off in the Vishap Research Lab, Li," Gris said, finger barely on her chin.





Liath not even hesitating, the soldier's hand had been gripped into a tight lock. Reaching the Vishap Research Lab through a series of strange electrical gate travels, a sight for tired eyes caught the soldier's attention, in an instant. Faxi seating himself beside the abandoned laboratory, a realization had crawled up the chimera's arm like a worm.





Isamu, he said a blonde was behind all this. Faxi, was he was the one responsible for the Archon Residue wards appearing throughout Inazuma and Enkanomiya? That had to have been it. Unable to think of anyone else who could have possibly been responsible, the answer cemented itself into place.





"That look on your faces gives me the impression you think I'm the one who did all this," Faxi said, no guilt to be had in his voice. "I think it should be obvious. I am not. Why would I do something like this when it does not benefit me in any way?" He kept his spiel going pacing about. "Ah, look at you three, you still don't believe me? Fine, I'll tell you." He let out a sigh. "A long time ago, archons knows when, my lovely cousin likely did this during one of its many revenge plots. I'm just here to clean up the mess that remains."





Hearing such obvious load of baloney, Liath shook its head. This blond, did he really think that lie was going to work? He was guilty as charged. Involved one hundred percent. It wasn't buying what he was selling, in the slightest. He needed to prove he wasn't involved, or the suspicion would remain.





Faxi claiming Naofa had done something long ago, Siorc lowered his eyes into a squint. Was the really the case? He could not help but feel he was using the lynx chimera as some sort of scapegoat for a hidden objective of fueling the resentment towards the gods to summon Archon Residue Wards. But, the soldier pushed such thoughts away. That was far too elaborate of a scheme to be true. There was no way that was the case.





"Prove to me you're not involved, then," Liath demanded.





"As much as I'd like to, you won't believe me even if I do," Faxi responded. "But, enough chatter. Here it comes."





Large, armored knight with teal plating on its chest and colored sword to match infused with malicious aura, the hyena's eyes opened wide. Had one of Enkanomiya's knights escaped from the deepest depths of the area? Enemy ready to strike with its sword, the fight was on.





Knight charging forward, the early adult attempted to throw down a flower friend. But, the Windwheel Aster's contribution was as miniscule as his self-esteem. Vines doing absolutely nothing, the soldier's eyes opened wide. Was Dendo useless? If such were the case, his blade was the only option.





Liath and Gris transforming into scorpion form, their stingers had been turned towards the enemy. But, their venomous gift had done nothing, as well. Seeing such, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Was nothing able to pierce through the enemy's armor? The knights were an impenetrable force to be reckoned with.





Second attempt to lay down venom coming the enemy's way, nothing happened. Seeing such, the soldier attempted to strike the soldier with his greatsword. Such proved as useless as the last attacks. Blade blocked by a shield in a matter of moments, nothing happened for minutes on end.





Amor as hard as steel, the battle soon remained one sided. But as everything kept going, Faxi let out a sigh. Eyes closed, his doll body had soon been transformed into lynx form. Chanting something incomprehensible, the sound of shield shattered off in the corner.





"There, I manipulated the ley lines to break its shield," Faxi said, panting. "Lay down your poisons already."





Liath and Gris attempting one last round of their venom, the serpent knight soon melted like a certain witch being splashed with water in another universe. Enemy soon taken out of the picture, Faxi soon snapped his fingers. Hearing such, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Did he just do something? He could not help but feel something change.





Liath and Gris soon leaving with shifty eyes, the early adult turned his attention towards Faxi. Just what did he do, exactly? He had to have done something more than mess with some of the ley lines, for sure. Sticking around for a moment, he focused his attention on him, but a disgruntled response had soon come his way.





"Why are you giving me that look, Mr. Tagalong?" Faxi asked, irritated. "I already told you, I have nothing to do with this." He let out a sigh. "You look like you're ready to blame Irpa, too. She has nothing to do with this, either, alright? She was just caught up in the problem." He kept going. "You can thank my dear good cousin for this. Years ago, it planted some seeds on the ley lines. But, fear not, I won't let it get away with this."





Hearing such, the soldier could not help but wonder. Had Naofa truly been behind this? He could not help but feel Faxi was placing the blame on someone else. But, the early adult kept quiet. Faxi looking ready to shoo him away, the soldier teleported back to Sangonomiya Shrine.





Rat and bobcat chimera escorting him back to the soundproof room as he teleported back to the military barracks, a sea of predictable lines had come the soldier's way. Ryś saying she would take back the few things the enemies dropped to Her Majesty, the early adult shrugged. He supposed he was used to such by now, and should not question it.





Krysí telling him to take care, the couple soon exited the area. Watching as they left, the early adult blinked. Why were these two considered disposable by Her Majesty? Such was a wrong way of thinking, guaranteed. But, the early adult popped such thought with a pin. What was he doing, questioning Her Majesty's way of thinking? Such was forbidden. But, as such thoughts vanished, another flood had begun to crash at bay.





Walking around in a circle upon the icy cold floor, the flood of thoughts continued. Everything that had been going on, as of recently, just how much was lynx chimera's fault? He could not help but feel the dreams he had been having were some sort of warnings of something irreversible about to come.





Looping his circular motion one final time, the soldier stared at the steel walls. The rotting zones, could Naofa have been responsible for such occurrences, too? He could not help but feel everything was coming together. But, the early adult popped a pin in such thoughts. He was giving the lynx too much credit, for sure.





Wave of tiredness finally overtaking him, the chimera removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Temporary uniform taken off as well, the soldier slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Everything else put aside, as well, one final thought crawled into the land of tormented dreams as he felt himself drifting into the world of sleep.





The Gods jobs were merely a catalyst.





All of Teyvat is rotting.

 

[Palamon]

"After all these nightmares,
Looks like everything has hit
An all time dire in
Sumeru. Now, from the looks of it,


The tree has rotten even further,
How can it continue to spiral?
Everything is terrifying.


But, who is this mysterious girl?
I have no idea why she's
Reaching out to me specifically.
Don't people see chimeras such as me as lesser beings?


Her reaching out to me,
Ah, maybe I'm just one of many.
She's a bird, I do not doubt she


Brings herself from dream to dream.
Even though most people in Sumeru do not dream, I am
Especially not unique
Nor special.


Really, she has to have
Entered others dreams and
Pleaded to them for help, it's
Likely. I am not special,
Ah, enough thinking, she's
Condensed into a vine sea. Is
Everything repeating? I
Do not know,


But this dream world is looping.
Yes, it's reversing, repeating.


And I cannot help but feel
Now, everything is at its peak. No, I am
Overthinking.
That cannot be the case.
How could this be only worsening
Every night, it's continuously breaking.
Right, I need to do something,


Get working, when my work day concludes, though,
Obviously. Or Her Majesty will kill me. For now,
Diligence is key."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the chimera's adult Fatui life. The cycle would loop, repeat and reverse every single late evening with no hope in sight like a pendulum swinging upside down. But, the night before him would only make the terror reach its unrelenting climax.


Before him had been the pink tree that he had come to fully recognize in the past several dreams prior. But, the feeling of terror had boiled into overdrive as the dream seconds marched onward. Branches almost completely rotted, the the tree was browning faster than a speeding bullet.


Walking down the rotten tree trunk, the hyena could not help but ponder for the third dream in a row. Was he caught in some dream time loop? He could not help but feel a heavy sense of doom as he kept strolling further. Path to the tree feeling far longer than normal, the soldier kept walking.


As his saunter onward continued, the chimera could not help but wonder. The pink decaying tree, could it have existed in reality? But, the early adult shook his head. He was overthinking it. If such were the case, he would have seen such somewhere in the world. But, he supposed it could have been in a location he had never visited.


Tree trunk widening as he kept walking closer, the soldier let kept walking. Was the dream world trying to prevent him from reaching the tree by warping the space around him? He knew he had to keep moving forward, no matter what. End getting further away with every dream second, the early adult would not falter.


Eventually reaching the hole within the wood, the hyena took the leap of faith. Making the jump, the early adult erupted his currently hyena legs into a speedy sprint. Sense of urgency kicking into full speed, the chimera kept the momentum going. End of the trunk soon to be upon him, the soldier increased his running speed. But, as the gaps closed, terror cranked the dial up to eleven.


Mysterious girl wrapped up in a cocoon of thorny vines up to her neck, the early adult could feel a heavy sense of horror drop into the pit of his dream stomach. Why was the tree suddenly attacking her? Something was not right with the sight before him. Mysterious girl's eyes soon on him, a robotic line determined by a set of zeroes and ones released from her lips.


"I've been waiting for you for ages," the mysterious girl choked out. But, the zeroes and ones reversed to ones and zeroes. "They removed me from my cage. Please find me!" She let out a pained scream as the thorns continued to poke into her.


Hearing such, a wave of unease swallowed the hyena up like a plate of lasagna. The bird had been taken out of her cage? Who could have possibly done such a thing? While most of the bird riddles the girl spoke over the past dream while made less sense than a Hilichurl being able to swim, the chimera knew now more than ever. Sumeru was in danger, for sure.


Realization shining through, the early adult knew that, no matter what, he had to find the mysterious girl. Perhaps, just maybe, after his work hours were to come to an end, he could start a one member search party for the poached bird removed from her cage.


"I will!" Siorc shouted. "I'll find you!" But as he declared such, the vine prison combusted.


"Thank you, but it might be too late," the mysterious girl responded, voice weak.


Flames only continuing to spread, the girl of many mysteries burned to a crisp. Stating she was withering as she faded away into the ether, the hyena let out a shout. But, such screams were an utter mistake. As if nature could hear him, the thorny vines soon encased him into their prison, as well.


Thorns pricking him deep, the early adult grit the dream teeth. Was it just his subconscious, or had the the vines been as sharp as swords? Blood hitting the dream floor as the seconds in not reality kept marching on, the young soldier closed the dream eyes shut. Although, such was only the beginning.


Whiffing a simulated scent of fire, the hyena's dream eyes shot open. Thorny vines bursting into flames, the chimera had begun to struggle. But, such squirm about was short lived. Body engulfed in flames, the prickly branch threw the chimera onto the rotting ground. Feeling himself about to burn away into a pile of ashes, one final thought haunted him as the death claimed him in the dream world once more.


He needs to find the mysterious girl no matter what.


***


"How could this be happening to me?
Every modification that doctor made to my
Little doll body is worse, each time. What is this hole in my chest...
Please, don't put me in that big robot you showed


Me! I never consented to these changes!
Even though I have been removed from my curse by reversal, and you took this liking to me.


Please stop modifying me.
Look, mister, I've seen the rotting vines
Everywhere. Me entering that machine is not a good thing.
Abysmal things will come for
Sumeru, worse than all this rotting.
Even so, time is ticking, he's going to force me in there, plug me in, someone out there,


Help me! Help me, help me, help me, help me help me!
Everything in this nation will break if I'm
Lowered into that robot.
Please, think of the consequences!


Maybe don't put a doll recreated with Khaenri'ahn technology into a replacement 'god'.
Everything will break.


Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, won't someone please?
Everything is breaking. Faxi, Uxi, Irpa, someone? I can't be
Lowered into that big robot!
Please, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me!


Maybe I'm asking the wrong person. Oh,
Eureka! Reader! Help me!


Wait, I'm not real, all you can do is
Open your eyes and continue observing.
No. What am I saying? I'm not some character, am I?
There's no way I'm going into that robot.


Sumeru will break. What was it that they say in Fontaine?
Objection. I will not be entering.
My right to choice should be upheld.
Even if I am a just a recreated doll from a nation removed
Over five hundred yeas ago, there's
No way I'm following along with this plan.
Even if I'm destroyed once more,


Sumeru is my home now,
And if this keep going, I'll be forced to leave the
Vicinity. I can't let that happen,
Ever. All I want is to explore in my second chance. So please, someone, help


Me, help me, help me, help me help me, help me.
Everything is breaking."


The sound of morning alarm bells clapped like uproarious applause. As the alarm bells continued their cacophonous grating roar, countless Fatui soldiers kept their complaints going for dream minutes on end. The alarm bells were unceremoniously on time in punctuality, as usual. But, despite such groans about, everyone remained loyal in the permafrost north.


The protests for minutes on end were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially tormented slumber. Upon raising himself from the covers, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human brain. But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. There was no time to be bothered by such things. Raising from the uncomfortable bed, the hyena had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera placed his winter jacket over his layered shirts, the hyena could not help but wonder. The mysterious girl, could she have been a real person in the mortal, waking world? He could not help but feel such had to have been the case. The subconscious mind was incapable of inventing new faces it had never seen before. But, he knew, even if she were looking for her while on the nonexistent clock was forbidden.


Taking a deep breath, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching Windwheel Asters in his hair and ears, a heavy wave of unease dropped rocks into the soldier's stomach. What could possibly be in store for him today? He knew, whatever it was, he had to be prepared for anything.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the early adult stepped towards the barricaded window. Gazing at the world of snow outside, the hyena wondered. Could Snezhnaya be rotting, too? But, the hyena snapped himself out of such thinking. That was quite impossible; the permafrost north was far away from everywhere else.


Removing his attention from the window, the hyena headed towards the edge of the room. Heelless shoes soon on, the soldier shrugged. He supposed, if Snezhnaya were rotting, he would have heard about such by now from other Fatui complaining in their military barracks.


Rations soon devoured, the chimera took another deep breath. Adjusting his glasses, the hyena had finished the morning routine of dressing the body. Work mode switch flipping upward, the soldier prepared himself. Whatever orders were to come his way today, he had to be ready for anything and everything.


Hearing the louder than ever before militaristic footsteps march about with a fervor, the hyena turned his attention towards the door. The hourglasses' sand had reach the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "The Grand Sage has a job for you in the Akademiya." The masked agent gave unseen eye contact with his subordinate in arms. Another day, another separate affair.


The hyena jumped five steps back. He was going to Sumeru for a job? He could not help but feel how convenient such was. The Akademiya, could they have been up to something? Her Majesty's alliance with the Sages, surely, whatever they had planned behind the scenes could not have been a good thing.


The soldier turned his attention towards the steel walls, for a moment. What could possibly await him today? He supposed, whatever job the Sages had in store for him was some sort of distraction. But, the early adult shook his head. Impossible. There was no way the Akademiya knew about the mysterious girl.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Did you hear me? You're going to Sumeru today to do a job for the Grand Sage!" There was a tone of irritation in his voice. "We don't have time for this dawdling! Get a move on!" What could have possibly been on the Soldier's mind besides work? The Agent could never fathom what he could possibly be thinking.


The hyena flinched. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock, he had to get it together. There was no time to get lost in thought. Keeping Her Majesty waiting was a crime. Taking his third and final deep breath, the soldier turned towards his subordinate. Eye on his mask, he braced himself.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Arm out in front of him, he waited for the gripping prison to take him away.


"Great. Let's get going, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, the masked agent squeezed the limb into a tight lock. He did not miss gripping prison one bit since its two week temporary departure. Fast travel to Sumeru about to begin, one final thought wrapped vines around the soldier.


Will the nation be in one piece?


Sumeru was rotting.


***


"Am I hearing things?
No, I heard the Sage clearly. A festival, really?


Obviously, he's distracting me.
Unless I am mistaken,
There is no important celebration coming.


Obviously, this is nothing but a distraction,
For some ulterior motives.


Perhaps I'm overthinking. This is
Likely not the case. I am
Absolutely overthinking.
Could this festival be for some sort of promotion of the Akademiya?
Even so, this feels like incredibly poor timing.


For Sumeru is rotting.
Everything is not well in the nation of
Scholars. I am certain without a
Thought of doubt.
I know this festival is just a distraction for some of the
Very unaware citizens.
And, I suppose I have no choice but to add onto such. This
Likely won't end well. But, obedience is key."


Upon reaching the capital city of Sumeru through the teleport waypoint, the soldier's ears perked. Was it drizzling? Hearing the pitter pattering fall to the ground, a wave of nervousness bit the hyena's knees like a bug in the summer. How incredibly unusual, precipitation within city walls was quite the rare occurrence.


But, such line of thinking was cut off as the Agent dragged the soldier forward. House of Daena reached and elevator ascended, the chimera steeled himself. Soon removed from the gripping prison as the machine reached the third floor, the early adult stepped forward. Monocle wearing grand sage looking his way with an expectant look, the chimera made eye contact.


"I've been expecting you. I have a job for you, young man," the Sage said, hands folded underneath his chin. "I need you to help us run a festival."


Hearing such orders, the early adult jumped four steps back. He has to run a festival? He could not help but feel how deliberate such job felt. Why him, of all people? Surely, other people within the Akademiya could run a festival just fine. But, he knew he could not say such. His orders were absolute.


Sage snapping his fingers, the hyena let out a tiny yelp. Right, he was on the job now, he couldn't dawdle. Monocle man looking ready to inquire whether he had heard him or not, the soldier turned his attention towards him. No more thinking. He had to ready himself for work now.


"Yes, sir," the soldier responded, words barely audible. Wide smirk on the sage's face, the hyena gulped.


"Excellent. You will be helping us set up booths and purchasing whatever is needed, so get to work!" the Sage responded, snapping his fingers. "Go gather some alumni and students to serve as representatives for each Darshan. Chop, chop!"


Nodding, the soldier stepped out of the Sage's office. Perhaps it would be best to start asking around the Akademiya to find people who would be able to assist in holding the festival. Maybe it would be best to ask studious people first. Figuring such would be a good starting point, the soldier headed for the Akademiya's entrance.


Knowing the Akademiya had multiple outdoor floors, the soldier stepped towards an exit door. Asking students within the Razan Gardens, that had to have been the most logical place to start, surely. Resolute on his decision, the early adult stepped forward. Walking towards the garden, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left.


Spotting three generic students in the corner of the gardens, the soldier walked towards them. Inquiries coming their way about if they'd like to help set up booths for a festival, the hyena prayed to the Dendro Archon he was not supposed to worship that they would agree to lend their assistance.


Students agreeing to lend their assistance, the hyena could feel a sense of relief. How suspiciously simple it was to get them to help him. Had the Sage already informed the entire campus of the festivities upcoming? If such were the case, he knew he wasn't needed. But, he knew he had to keep asking around. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living.


Continuing through the gardens, more offers of assistance had come his way. Students informing him they were well aware of the festival coming, the early adult's eyebrow twitched. Why did the Sage need his assistance for? Clearly, the students were already prepared for such a thing. Tossing a hammer down on such thought, the soldier kept strolling through the campus gardens.


Multiple other students lending their assistance, the soldier kept heading towards the northward path. But, as the soldier headed towards the Sanctuary of Surasthana, a heavy aura protruded through the area. Feeling such, the hyena shivered. Was it just him, or was it far colder here than the rest of the Akademiya?


Seeing light amounts of rain corroding the roof of the sanctuary, the soldier turned his heelless shoes towards the opposite direction. It was best to not stay here, or the acidic rain would corrode him, as well. Walking back towards the gardens, his next order of business flowed through his mind. Maybe it was best to ask alumni now to assist with the festival.


Figuring most alumni and faculty would hole themselves up within the library by now, the soldier stepped back inside the campus. Stepping towards the staircase, the early adult set his bar low. Would anyone without the House of Daena be as willing as the generic nobodies? He hoped such would be the case.


Stepping foot into the expansive room of knowledge, the the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Spotting many familiar faces, the early adult blinked. Was the blond architect here? He supposed it was in his best interest to ask him first. Stepping towards him, the hyena looked him in the eyes.


Blond architect asking if he were a client, the hyena shook his head. Placing his hands in front of him, the soldier placed his palms over his head. Dual index fingers curled, the soldier twirled them around for a moment. Celebrate signed on the display for the entire library to see, the chimera opened up his palms. Twirling his hands around, as well, the world festival had also been stated in wordless language.


"Oh. The Darshan promotion festival? Sure, I'll set up a booth for Kshahrewar," the blond architect responded. "I don't mind promoting building design."


Architect agreeing without hesitation, the soldier blinked. Everything was going smoothly so far. Had everyone already agreed ahead of time? But, he supposed there will be some people who won't agree. Walking around the library some more, another familiar face caught his attention.


Sleepy astrology student not looking particularly busy with any papers, the soldier wondered. Would she be willing to represent her Darshan in the festival? He supposed it was worth a shot asking her. Stepping towards her, he tapped on the young lady's shoulder.


Young woman soon looking at him, the soldier signed the word festival and celebration once more. Sleepy eyes looking his way with confusion, the hyena mouthed the words Darshan promotion festival. Sleepy astrologist's eyes spinning, the early adult gulped. Maybe it was not a good idea to ask her.


"Me, promote the Rtawahist Darshan for a festival?!" the sleepy astrologist asked, slight panic in her voice. "Why me? There's many other students qualified for that position!" Eyes spinning as panic rose in her voice, the soldier swore he could see the young lady short circuit. Entire demeanor soon changing, the girl spoke once more. "Sorry about that, ----- cracks under the pressure when too much is expected of her." She sounded far more awake than usual. "I'll help her run the booth."


Young woman addressing herself in the third person, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. He could not help but feel the astrology student was a lot like Parisa. Did the young lady have multiple sides to herself, as well? But, he supposed it was not his business.


Others on the ground floor agreeing, the soldier ascended to the second floor. Spotting the scribe reading a very intricate book, the hyena let out a sigh. There was no way the scribe would agree to help him, whatsoever. But, he knew he had to ask everyone there was. The choice was not his.


Sage slamming his book shut with a look of irritation on his face, the soldier's knees buckled. Had he disturbed his quiet reading time? Clapping his hands together into an apologetic stance, the man's narrow eyes were soon on him. Signing festival after what felt like the tenth time today, the hyena prepared for rejection to come his way. But, such was an incorrect assumption.


"Sure, whatever," the scribe responded. "But, once I'm off the clock, I'm leaving."


Scribe going back to reading his thick tome of information, the hyena rolled his eyes towards the ceiling. Maybe it was a waste of time asking him to run a booth for the festival. No one else upon the second floor, the early adult stepped back outside the main campus. Students buzzing around everywhere, the hyena resumed asking.


Multiple generic students agreeing with a high amount of excitement, the soldier blinked. The people of Sumeru were quite excited about festivities, indeed. But, he supposed, every nation had their fair share of celebrations all year round. Fresh out of people, the soldier swam around in his mind for other important names within his mind.


Old professor with geometrical hairpins coming into his mind, the hyena let out a tired sigh. Would she flaunt her seniority over him if he asked her for assistance? But, he knew if he did not ask her, she would be offended by her exclusion. Walking around the campus grounds for minutes on end, the professor was soon within walking distance.


Professor proclaiming herself everyone's senior looking his way with a self important expression on her face, the early adult held back the urge to groan. Was she waiting for this moment for her turn to be asked? Taking a deep breath, he placed his hands in front of him. Eyes soon on him, the professor soon spoke.


"Need help from your elders?" the self proclaimed elderly professor asked. "Of course I'll assist you with the Darshan Promotion Festival, youngster."


Figuring he had enough people to assist, the soldier walked back towards the House of Daena. Borrowing a quilled pen and sheet of paper, the soldier wrote down every single student and alumni's name upon the sheet of Dendro creation. Paper filled to the brim, the soldier ascended to the third floor.


Grand Sage reading off the list of names, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Had his contributions not been enough? He supposed, if they were not, he would go seek out more students, if it were possible. Wide smirk appearing on the sage's face, the paper was placed on the corner of his desk, for the moment.


"Excellent work. You're dismissed for today," the sage said. "But, don't leave the city during your downtime. That's an order." Pointing at the elevator, he made a shooing noise. "Check into a hotel and report to me again tomorrow morning."


Exiting the Akademiya, the soldier walked towards his usual accommodations. Door already open as if inviting him in, the hyena stepped inside. Pacing around the room for hours on end, the soldier eventually crawled underneath the temporary covers. Sleep eventually taking him away, the dream world readied to invite him back in.


Waking up the next morning, business was upon the soldier immediately upon stepping foot into the Sage's office. Sage telling him to go around the city to gather more entertainment, the hyena flinched. Had he not gathered enough names? He supposed he would have to buckle down and ask everyone possible.


Staging his exit, the soldier hit the streets. Slight drizzle still plaguing the city, the hyena blinked. Was now a good time to even run a festival? Rain would surely ruin it. But, he supposed a tiny bit of a rain was not enough to cancel something. Spotting many citizens walking about and going on with their day, the early adult took a long deep breath. The time to inquire was upon him.


Group of generic citizens walking around the city having no interest whatsoever, the chimera held back a gulp. He had to have disturbed the random strangers. Maybe asking people with absolutely no relation to the Akademiya should remain off the table. Continuing his stroll, the early adult kept walking.


Spotting a couple of people charming snakes in the streets, the hyena wondered. Would they have any interest in performing a show for the festival? Stepping towards the commotion, wordless inquires had come the showmen's way. But, such was a mistake of the ages.


Snake charmers revealing themselves as Eremites, instant rejection had come his way. Two lettered worded sentence stinging him like a Cicin in the open wilderness, the early adult let out a sigh. He supposed he should have seen such coming. Continuing onward towards the entrance, a sea of questions flowed through the soldier.


The shopkeepers, would they be willing to host some events? He supposed asking some of them wouldn't hurt matters. Stepping towards the grocer, a maybe harder than steel had come his way. Neither yes nor no stated, the early adult moved onward towards the next person.


Everyone else other than a young child telling fortunes disagreeing, the hyena reversed himself back onto the path he came. Maybe asking the people on the normal streets was a bad idea. Walking around for awhile, another idea soon popped into the soldier's head like a deflated balloon.


The dance theater. Perhaps, just maybe, they would be willing to put on a show on the day of the festival. Resolute on his decision, the hyena made haste. Surely, the dancers wouldn't mind lending their assistance for some entertainment. Running throughout the city, the Grand Bazaar was nearing.


Eventually reaching the bazaar, the hyena gazed at the dancers on stage. The red haired dancer with the horned headdress, would she be willing to help out? Young woman not looking particularly busy, at the moment, the soldier stepped towards her. Excusing himself, the words entertainment and festival were signed for the entire dance theater to see.


"You want us to host a dance show for a festival?" the red haired dancer asked. "I'll try, but, the Akademiya will probably try to prevent us from holding one."


Possibility of the Akademiya not allowing a dance show, the early adult's eyes opened wide. Why did the Grand Sages despise the fine arts so much? There was more to life than just seeking knowledge. But, as he kept such thoughts to himself, the red haired dancer had begun to speak once more.


"How strange there's a festival going on around this time," the red haired girl said out loud. "The Sabzeruz Festival isn't for another three weeks."


Rest of the dance theater soon agreeing to help put on a show, the early adult blinked. He could not help but feel a wave of suspicions begin to flow in about the proclaimed Darshan Promotion Festival. There was a lot of fish in the sage's request, for sure. Figuring he had enough people, the soldier returned to the office.


Grand Sage stating he had done excellent work, another peculiar order had soon come his way. Informed he would have to seek out a merchant in Port Ormos the early adult made haste. City soon behind him, the soldier took the southward path. Vimara Village soon upon him, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left.


Village far more empty than normal, unease nibbled on the cartilage of the hyena's ear. The silence was deafening. Stepping around the riverside village, the soldier kept heading south. Port city heading closer with every given step, the early adult kept walking. But, as he headed there, the soldier swore the trees looked ready to attack him. Ignoring such for the time being, the chimera sauntered onward.


Informant asking him various code word questions as he stepped towards the alleyway, the early adult let out a barely audible grunt. The Grand Sage was requesting him to seek out the scammy merchant? Dealing with such person for even a second was tiring. Taking a quick, deep breath, the soldier looked into her eyes. It was time to get the interaction over with.


"Welcome, dear customer. If you have Mora, my door is always open!" the scammy merchant exclaimed. But, she then clicked her tongue. "Tch. Did the Akademiya send you? I should have had that Sage pay extra!"


Everything already paid for in advance, the early adult retrieved the goods. Hearing the evident disgust in the scammy merchant's voice, the early adult shrugged. He supposed, even shady merchants had their own sets of principles. Everything gathered, the soldier turns his heelless shoes towards the opposite direction.


Reaching the Sage's office after about an hour, the soldier handed the elderly man the goods. Told the Akademiya students, alumni and faculty he picked were already setting up for tomorrow, the soldier's dismissal was soon granted for the evening. Returning to the hotel room, the early adult paced around upon the floor until sleep was ready to take him away.


Waking up the next morning, a ridiculous order had come the soldier's way. Sage telling him he would be hosting a mystery box game, a jester costume was handed to him. Bright, and obnoxious rainbow clown costume sitting in his palms, the early adult's damaged eyes practically melted out of his face. What a ridiculous looking costume. Such would divert attention rather than attract it, guaranteed.


Sequins shining against the walls, the early adult swore his glasses could stop working at any given moment. Was such costume necessary? No one would come to his booth with such a horrible outfit, even if the pesky penguin chimera were wearing it. Given the instructions to head for the Grand Bazaar, the soldier staged his exit.


Booth set up after careful precision, the hyena scratched his hips for minutes on end. Sequins were the most uncomfortable material in the entire world. Hustle and bustle of the activities around the city kicking into overdrive, the hyena kept himself focused at all times.


Knowing children would soon flock by at any given moment, the soldier read his instructions, note stating children would have to guess where the candy box was amongst a box of Sunsettias, flowers, and a buckets with bolts, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. What kind of game was this?


First guests soon popping by, excitable young children caught themselves up in the excitement. First round of contestants pointing at the fourth box, buckets and bolts revealed themselves Circular carton full of nothing but machinery parts, disappointment hit the bazaar streets. Guilt eating away at him, a consolidation prize was handed off to the contestant.


Second round of guests about to come over, the hyena shuffled the boxes around. Second kid talking about how she wants to study the stars some day, the early adult held back the urge to shake his head. Astrology was a scam, and its next victim had already been decided.


Very few candy boxes won, the chimera blinked. Were the seven tampering with the game odds from up above? But, the hyena put a pin in such thought. Impossible. The gods would never bother with such a thing. Games continuing onward for hours on end, less than five boxes of candy were scored by the players.


Everything continuing onward, cheers soon overtook the area. Hearing such, the chimera let out a sigh. Was the festival going well? More players soon wishing to guess where the candy box was, multiple sunsettia losers after another left the area with huge looks of disappointment on their faces.


Sifting through the bags, the soldier could not help but wonder. Had there been far fewer boxes of candy than the rest of everything else? He supposed such could have been the case. Setting up once more, very few games had been won in the process. But, as the hours rolled by, a realization zapped into the hyena's mind.


Spotting a young child with a leaf in their hair, another spark popped off in the soldier's brain. What in the world was he doing? Why was he sitting around, helping with a festival? He should not be here. The mysterious girl, he should have been looking for her. Such thoughts, however, were soon cut off by the sound of children calling out to him.


"Mr. Aren't you going to start the next game?" a child asked.


The soldier flinched as he had been brought back to reality. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock right now. There was no time to search for anyone. Games continuing onward, three out of fifteen guesses had been won. Fresh out of candy, evening had begun to roll in when it was least expected.


Hearing multiple people running towards the dance theater, the soldier had begun to pack up his things. Tearing off the ridiculous jester costume like a bandage, a singular plain white shirt and shorts took place of the blinding sequins. Throwing the clown outfit into the sack, the hyena dashed off towards the dance theater. Surely, watching the show would be fine.


Multiple dancers performing one after another, the crowd cheered. Red haired dancer eventually taking the stage, as well, a ring of water had been incorporated into her show. Everyone cheering as the show kept going, the soldier's eyes had almost become sequins themselves. Why did the Akademiya want to put a stop to such a thing? They were wrong for doing so.


Everything reaching its climax, the soldier returned towards the Sage's office. Returning the jester outfit to him, a suspicious smile appeared on his face as the Agent stepped into the room. Sage expelling him from his presence as soon as his subordinate arrived, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint upon his departure.


Heading back to the hotel room, the soldier placed his hand on his chin. Were the Agent and Sage working together in secret? How incredibly odd. But, he supposed the two had their own agenda and had been in an alliance with each other. Knowing there would be a chance he would have a job tomorrow of any proportion, the chimera stared at the hotel walls.


Recalling the corrosive rain the other day, the early adult walked around in a circle upon the hotel floor. Just what could possibly await him tomorrow? Whatever it might have been, he knew he had to prepare for anything. Wave of tiredness ready to take him away for the evening, the soldier crawled into the temporary bed.


But, as his head rested upon the unfamiliar pillow, the hyena laid wide awake. The Sage and the Agent, just what could they have possibly been planning? He could not help but feel something sinister was being plotted behind the scenes. Wave of tiredness finally overtaking him, the chimera closed his eyes, but one final thought came with him in the world of dreams.


The festival was just a cover up for something more sinister.


***


Dreaming continued to be a never ending cycle of torment within the chimera's diplomatic Fatui life. The pattern was a constant repeat of death and rebirth, circling around the parameters of the subconscious world. The night before him would throw a thousand nails down into the coffin.


Before him had been the pink tree once again. But, the branches had become pitch black, rotted to the very core. Seeing such, the hyena's dream heart flipped upside down within his dream body. How much worse had everything gotten since his last visit? Safety was dead.


Walking down the rotten tree trunk, the soldier could not help but wonder once again. Had he been caught in some time loop in the dream world? He could not help but feel everything had been exactly the same for nights in a row. Reaching the end of the stump, the same scene from a few dream days prior awaited him.


Mysterious girl wrapped up in prickly vines like last time, the hyena turned his attention towards the tree. Branches one after another turning black as the branches squeezed her tighter, the early adult placed his dream finger on his chin. The girl who proclaimed herself a bird, was she important to Sumeru? He could not help but feel an important role was stripped from her.


Thorny vines soon turning the girl of many mysteries around to face him, the early adult gave eye contact. Did she have something to say to him? Whatever it was, he needed to listen to her, no matter what it may have been. Thorns prickling her deeper as she opened her mouth to speak, the soldier swore the needles had struck him, as well.


"Did the Grand Stage distract you from looking for me?" the mysterious girl asked, voice weak.


Nodding, a question had returned from various dreams before. The mysterious girl, just who was she? What importance did she hold within the Dendro Nation of Wisdom? Something about her almost felt godly, but the early adult pushed such thoughts away as the mysterious girl continued speaking.


"I need you to find me soon," the mysterious girl choked out. "Irminsul is rotting, and if such progresses any further, Sumeru will suffer unrecoverable damages." She let out a tiny scream as the vines stung her, but soon continued. " And possibly all of Teyvat as well."


High stakes brought to the table, the soldier's dream blood had become cold. The tree before him was Irminsul? How could that be possible? He was in the dream world. There had to be some sort of mistake. Possible irreparable consequences soon echoing in his ear, his dream body only grew colder. The entire continent would be in jeopardy? He needed to find her right away.


Information stinging him like a Cicin in the open wilderness, the hyena repeated the same question from many dream moments before. The mysterious girl, just who was she? Girl not reading his mind, like usual, the chimera supposed he had no choice but to ask her directly.


"Who are you?" Siorc asked. But, an immediate struggled answer had come his way.


"You'll have to discover such on your own," the mysterious girl responded. But, as she said such, the vines around her burst into flames.


Mysterious girl nothing but a pile of ashes, the pitch black vines soon claimed the chimera as their next prize. Thorns wrapping themselves around his neck, the chimera gasped for air. But, as the vines only got tighter, a sea of flames had begun to grab the hyena into their burning clutches.


Short body burned into charcoal, the vines tossed the soldier onto the rotting ground. Feeling his dream life fading away as the flames engulfed him further, the early adult closed the dream eyes. As death awaited him within the land of the subconscious, one final thought kicked the hyena in the shin.


He needs to look for the mysterious girl before it's too late.


***


"Is that Faxi I see? He


Closed my book shut.
And demand I look at him.
Now he's calling my name. 'Uxi, are you listening to me?'
Name called out again. And again. I wish to
Open my book up and keep studying.
Though, he will not let me. He asks me to


Come out of beach town. I
Open my mouth. 'What is it?' I asked.
My brother he's always been so diligent and
Efficient, but he does not seem to be


In top form today. 'I see, you


Aren't listening to me. I'll repeat
Myself then. Xena is in trouble. Come to Sumeru and help me save her!'


But I say quiet. I don't say anything. That
Urked him, I think. I try to open my book up, but Faxi looks ready to
Shout at me. 'Are
You listening to me, Uxi?'


Second time he's asking
That of me. I have studying to do. As
Unfortunate as it is, I cannot stop by.
Do I have to say that to him?
Yes, I supposed I have to. 'Sorry. Can't. Busy studying.'
It would seem this irritated him. But, he stops
Nattering and yelling. 'Then, I'll save her myself,
Goodbye.'


Faxi, apologies, I have a Millelith test coming up. I shall
Own up to my decision at a later date.
Running off, I cannot tell if he's angry, or just disappointed. Gone, I resume reading.


And that was that.


To be honest, there are no beaches in Sumeru.
Eh, there is a desert, from what I know. But it is not the
Same. If he comes back after
Test day, I promise I will help. But right now, I must study. Apologies."


Waking up the next morning, a surprising order had been tossed the hyena's way. Agent telling him he was no longer needed for their current mission, the soldier blinked. Was the festival over? Whatever the Sage and he were up to, he supposed he had no role in the equation.


Agent telling him to do as he pleased until his next orders arrived, the early adult scratched the side of his head. Just what in the world was going on? Something sinister was going on behind the scenes, for sure. Subordinate soon leaving, his orders of nothing bounced around the walls.


Room soon quiet, the hyena knew what it was he must do for the day at hand. The mysterious girl, he needed to look for her. But, as he thought such, a strange name popped into his head. The bird, could she have been Lesser Lord Kusanali? Maybe it was best to ask people if they had seen her. He recalled hearing some nation's gods were not in hiding. Surely, someone had to have seen her.


Stepping outside his temporary accommodations, the early adult rolled the invisible dice. Gandharva Ville. Perhaps, just maybe, the people residing within the rainforest village would know her whereabouts. Resolute on his decision, the young soldier had begun to head south.


Exiting the city, the soldier had begun to head towards Chinvat Ravine. The mysterious girl, could she have been tossed into the flowers somewhere? He supposed it was worth a look through. Elderly woman giving him permission to take a peek, the hyena moved the flowers over a smidgeon.


No one inside the flowers, the hyena kept walking crooked upon the straight path. Perhaps, just maybe, the bird was tossed underneath the mossy bridge. Turning towards it, the chimera dropped down to the bottom of the crossing. No one here, the soldier ascended back towards the ground.


Few people around stating they had not seen a girl with white hair and green eyes within the ravine, the soldier kept heading north. Surely, someone in Gandharva Ville had to have seen her. But, as the soldier had begun to had towards the bouncy mushroom upon the hill, a tree branch slapped him.


Branches smacking him one more and tossing him down onto the ground, the early adult let out a grunt. Was this what it was like to get a spanking? If nature were attempting to punish him, he would accept whatever they were to throw at him. Branches reaching for him again as he kept walking, wood continued smacking him with brute force.


Punishments from nature coming one after another, the hyena would not falter. The trees, had they become angry because their bird was missing? If such were the case, no matter what, he had to find the girl of many mysteries. Gandharvha Ville soon nearing, the chimera bolted onto the springing mushroom.


Next tree claiming him as victim as the leap of faith was taken, the branch knocked him onto the ground. Multiple branches whacking him for minutes on end, the chimera kept walking. There was no way he could possibly give up. He had to keep going, no questions asked.


Reaching Ghandharva Ville the young soldier could feel himself ready to pop at any given moment. Taking a deep breath, the early adult headed for the treehouse, but upon stepping inside, a heavy atmosphere overtook the wooden abode. Dark aura ready to eat him alive, the hyena's disaster senses were on high alert.


Furry eared man and taller panda chimera looking far more tired than normal, alarm bells rung inside the soldier's mind. Something was not right here, for certain. Forest Watcher Leader's ears perking as he stepped inside, the hyena prepared himself. Whatever it was he was about to ask, he needed to listen.


"I heard you coming, you know. Is there anything I can help you with?" the furry eared man asked, tired. "I apologize, I can't do anything major at the moment. ------ has taken a turn for the worse."


Extreme amount of fatigue in the furry eared man's voice, a wave of concern flowed through him. Had the forest watcher leader been overworking himself? He supposed the life of a leader and caretaker was the busiest career in the world. He knew he needed to make his question quick. But, his words soon twisted as they escaped his lips.


"Lesser Lord Kusanali," the hyena blurted out. An immediate answer had come his way.


"I'm sorry, who?" the forest watcher leader asked. Jiaolong's voice soon joined the party.


"My, this is quite the conundrum. I don't believe I've heard that name either," Jiaolong said, finger on his chin. "Is she an important friend of yours?"


Neither Jiaolong nor the furry eared man hearing of Lesser Lord Kusanali, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. How had the forest watcher leader not heard of her? Wasn't she Sumeru's god? But, perhaps, just maybe, most of the nations citizens were only aware of the god that had claimed to have disappeared.


Questions continuing to bounce around his inhuman eardrums, the soldier pondered. Would it have been better to describe what she looked like? His words, he knew he had no choice but to use them once again. Taking a deep breath, he spoke once more, with feeling.


"A white girl with a pure white and golden dress," Siorc said, voice slightly more audible than normal. But, he cut himself off from speaking further. Signing the words seen, the early adult tilted his head.


"A girl with white hair wearing a white dress?" the furry eared man asked, voice tired. "Can't say I've seen anyone like that around here."


Rejection coming his way, the soldier attempted to bolt out of the treehouse as fast as lightning. But, as he attempted to stage his exit, a hand gripped his wrist tight. Taller panda man holding the joint hostage, the early adult squirmed. Why was he doing this? Didn't he have work to do?


"Hey, wait, you can't go back out there. It's not safe!" Jiaolong exclaimed, voice tired. "There's rotting zones everywhere."


Swatting the man's hand away, the early adult bolted like lightning. He had no time for such a thing. He needed to keep looking for the mysterious girl, no matter what. Exiting the rainforest village, the soldier headed for the hills. But, the journey was arduous with every step of the way.


Rotting zones engulfing the area, the malicious weeds laid upon their black energy of destruction. Everything the problematic roots touching it becoming lifeless in a matter of seconds, the soldier bit his lip. He needed to deal with the problem right away. But, such was an impossibility to be had, for sure.


No weapon on him whatsoever, and flower friend crumbled into nothing upon being tossed out, defenses had reached zero. Root of all the rain forest's problems striking him with their dark energy, the hyena attempted with all his might to walk past it. There was nothing he could do. He was unarmed, at a disadvantage, weak.


Stepping around the rotting zones, another challenger soon stepped up to the plate. Thorny branches taking him into custody, the leafy, partially animated foe tossed him onto the ground like a toy a child didn't want to play with anymore. Thorny leaves pricking him like a needle that was cursed to make a princes fall asleep, the soldier let out a scream.


Attempting once more to step around the rotting zone, the early adult would not falter. But, as he attempted to avoid such, his legs had been claimed as a prize. Thorns sinking their fangs deep within his legs, the chimera grit his teeth. Branches shaking him like a drink made in a minute, his body and the rotting ground soon met.


Switching the position of his legs, the hyena tried with any might that remained to run, dash off, get away. But, such continued to prove impossible. Balls of dark energy taking him for a ride, the early adult could feel himself pop. The nature he had grown to adore, why had it continued to fight him like this?


Letting out an elongated pained scream, the soldier held back the urge to break into tears. The trees, the grass, everything in nature, it was ready to turn against him. Shouts continuing as the vines held him hostage, betrayal knew his name. But, in a matter of moments, a new challenger soon arrived.


Whiffing up a scent of fire, the soldier closed his eyes. Had someone from afar heard the commotion? If such were the case, he would need to apologize immediately. Heat only continuing to rise as the seconds raged onward, an even louder scream added itself to the mix. But, such volume dialed itself down as a hand placed itself on his chest.


"Oh, dear, this isn't good. Take a deep breath with me," the taller panda chimera's voice said. As he said such, his fire arrows removed the rotting from its own misery. "It's going to be alright. You're safe now. Now, try and breathe." Taking a deep breath in tandem as Yinlong's friend did, he kept going. "Great. That should do it." Final set of fire arrows extinguishing another rotting zone, a tired smile appeared on his face. "They're all gone now. Please be more careful."


Opening his eyes, the early adult bowed a thank you. Jiaolong, had he been following him the entire time? But, perhaps his scream had been loud enough for the entire village to hear. No person laying hidden within Gandha Hill, the early adult gazed at the mountains in the corner, for a moment. As he had done so, the next location came into his mind.


Lokapala Jungle. Perhaps, just maybe, the mysterious girl was there. Northernmost area within the rainforest far bigger than the village, surely, just maybe she had to have been hidden around there somewhere. Stepping through the hills, the early adult prepared himself.


Spotting glowing Sumeru Roses, the young soldier let out a gulp. Were the flowers about to attack him as well? Running past them, a different challenger soon entered the ring. Small bush springing itself upward from the ground, leaves had come the soldier's way.


Knowing he had no choice but to fight back, the early adult closed his eyes, for a moment. Human hand becoming a hyena paw, the chimera slashed about with a fervor. Bush drooping as his claws did their bidding the chimera's legs erupted into a speedy sprint.


Multiple other bushes joining the fray, the hyena's claws acted as if they were a sword. Army of partially sentient plants blocking him every step of the way, the slicing and dicing continued. Bush leaves laid upon the ground with every step, guilt knocked on the door. At a later date, planting seeds for the fallen would have to come into fruition.


Eventually reaching the left side of the jungle, the hyena looked around every single corner of the jungle's edges. Spotting an Eremite castle off in the corner, the early adult ran towards it as fast as his currently human legs could carry him. The sage, perhaps, just maybe, he had hired a mercenary to lock the bird away in one of their strongholds.


Stepping towards the castle, every single door had been opened. Storming the stronghold uninvited, the hyena kept his eyes open. Searching every nook and cranny, failure soon ran deep as silence looped on repeat. No one anywhere, the chimera headed back towards the western edges.


Coming across a tiny hut in the corner, the soldier poked his head in. Small abode empty, the chimera shook his head. Why would someone place the mysterious girl on a monster's property? He was thinking foolishly, for sure. Ready to continue moving on, the early adult stepped towards the westward path.


Finding himself in the Palace of Alchazarzaray, a gigantic potted plant with ceramic legs stepped the soldier's way. Monster of Dendro creation cornering him, the soldier let out a sigh. He supposed he had no choice but to fight it. Enemy readying to sink its thorny fangs into him, the soldier's hyena paws swung forward.


Plant removed from the equation after seventeen slashes, a staff member of the palace soon inquired about his trespassing. Description of the mysterious girl coming the generic person's way, rejection had been returned in kind. Knowing it was best to not press further, the soldier turned around.


Walking back towards the path he came, the soldier gazed at the mushroom forest from afar. The mysterious girl, could she have been thrown inside one of the tall blue mushrooms? He supposed it was worth a shot taking a look. Turning his heelless shoes towards the right, the chimera had begun running.


Spotting small rooms within every large fungus among him, the chimera dashed off towards the cliffsides. Ascending the mountains, the soldier dropped himself upon the first blue mushroom. Descending into the space beneath it, nothing but bird eggs awaited him.


Heading for the next blue shroom, the early adult leaped into the possible animal abode beneath the cap. Accommodations as empty as the last, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Was luck not on his side? Readying to check one final fungi, the soldier jumped. Four leafed grappler pushing him forward, disappointment awaited.


Mushroom empty of people or animals, an invisible white flag had been risen. Coming up empty, the early adult bolted out of the area. Maybe it was best to head south for now. Running back through Gandha Hill, the rainforest village and Ravine, the soldier sped up his running speed.


Trees whacking him every step of the way, the soldier braved the onslaught coming to him. Nature striking back, the hyena had begun to sprint as fast as the animal his dna was partially. Village eventually reached, the chimera broke out into a pant. Catching his breath, the chimera prepared to observe the area around him.


No citizens out an about, a wave of suspicions flowed through the soldier. Had everyone who lived in the area holed themselves up inside? He supposed he did not blame them for doing so. No one of particular note in the area, the chimera gazed at the riverbed down the center.


The mysterious girl, could she have been thrown into the riverbed? But, the chimera shook his head. If such were the case, she would have been pushed down the stream and landed somewhere quite far away by now. Lake not deep enough to sink into, either, the early adult turned his attention towards the cliffsides. Devantaka Mountain, surely, there had to have been a hint there.


Curving towards the east, the soldier could not help but wonder. Xena, could she have known where the mysterious girl was? Perhaps paying a visit to the cockpit was to be in order. Dashing through multiple cliffsides as the back end of the mountain sides slowly approached, the chimera kept going.


Reaching Devantaka Mountain after two hours of walking, the chimera gazed at the underground world below him. Had he taken the road less travelled? Maybe he should have just taken a shortcut through Port Ormos. But, it was too late to think about the more popular route. He needed to start searching the area now.


Jumping down towards the ground, nothing but hostile robots awaited the soldier. Flower friends unable to lend their strength, the hyena bolted. Ruin Drakes along the path firing their bullets, the chimera had begun to run faster. The cockpit, right, the cockpit. He had to head for the robot deeper underground.


Ruin Drakes propelling them towards the sky readying to cast their judgement, the hyena bolted towards a cave upon the ground. Enemies following him, the bullet rain soon became a torrential downpour. Jumping left and right, the soldier dashed with swift precision.


Reaching the entrance towards the robot, the early adult got in unlike a certain black haired teenager in a another universe. Drake too big to enter, the soldier stepped onto the circular lift. But, as he headed towards the cockpit, a sight of terror awaited him. Control room devoid of anyone, the hyena removed himself from the area.


Mechanical monster ready for revenge, Siorc ascended back upwards. Port Ormos, surely, someone had to have seen or heard of the mysterious girl there. Running off towards the port city, the hyena dropped in. Coming up empty with not a single person knowing the name Lesser Lord Kusanali, the chimera's shoulders slumped as he exited the area.


Evening looking ready to kick in, the soldier heaved a sigh. It was time to throw in the towel for the day soon. Opening his proxy orb into map form, for a moment, the soldier studied the western side of the rainforest. Pardis Dhyai to the left, he dissipated his map back into orb form. The greenhouse would be his final stop for today.


Returning back towards the riverside village, the soldier walked upon the opposite pathway. Tree monster unleashing themselves upon the pathway, the hyena had become their new toy. Plant enemies following him around as he cut through the woods, thorns poked through him.


Persisting onward, the area around the greenhouse was almost upon him. Searching every flowerbed in the area, the research facility's population had been reduced to zero. Usual students packed up and gone home for the day, not a single soul stirred within the area.


Trees with sentience looking ready to pounce on him once more, the chimera threw down a flower friend. Windwheel Aster attempting to hold its ground, vines hit the trunks. Plant monsters eventually turning around towards the direction they came, stress hugged the early adult from behind.


Wave of tiredness taking the soldier for a ride, the early adult curled up into a ball upon a bed of grass. Surely, it would be alright to rest here, just for a little while. Closing his eyes, the world of sleep took him away swifter. But, the sound of rain awoke him hours later.


Torrential downpour plaguing the land, an umbrella had been placed over him. Rubbing his eyes for a moment, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Spotting short silver hair from the other side, the chimera tiled his head. What was Jiaolong doing here? Man bending his knees downward, his eyes were soon on him.


"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you," Jiaolong said as he held the umbrella. "Now, why are you sleeping here like this? That won't do. Let's get you somewhere dry."


Taller panda chimera hauling him off towards the greenhouse, the soldier could not help but wonder. Why did he even bother to look for him? He had to have other more important things to do than search for him. Taken into the main research hub, the party of two had soon been reduced back to one. Crawling back up into a ball, the soldier closed his eyes. He supposed it did not matter, in the long run.


Waking up the next morning, the soldier wondered. The valley north of the Pardis Dhyai, could the mysterious girl have been thrown there? He supposed it was best to give such area a thorough look through. Stepping upon the pathway the hyena readied himself for action.


Turning his head left and right as he observed the valley, nothing out of the ordinary stuck out to the hyena. Patches of grass as smooth and even as usual, the soldier shook his head. There was no way anyone could have possibly been buried here. Knowing it was far too early to give up, the hyena kept the search going.


Walking towards the right, the hyena wondered, the Yazadaha Pool, could she have been tossed here? He recalled some Treasure Hoarders were known for using shovels as weapons. But, such was a huge conclusion to leap to. Not a single person within the area, the chimera headed towards the west.


Stepping towards the glowing red god statue, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Was it just his imagination, or did the monument have some sort of dark energy swirling around it? Turning his head towards the opposite direction, the chimera kept walking. His mind was playing tricks on him, surely.


Heading south, not a single clue had been left for the soldier. Time wasting itself, the soldier took a deep breath. It was best to continue onward towards Apam Woods. Perhaps, just maybe, the bird was dropped into the cave where the rain had claimed to have ended.


Although, as he reached the woods, a group of enemies awaited him. Tree monsters striking back, the early adult closed his eyes. Hyena claws at his disposal, the first of many amongst the plant army had become fertilizer to the world below. Obstacle out of the way, for the time being, the soldier walked towards a large mossy tree trunk.


No one stuffed inside, the early adult shrugged. The mysterious girl, she certainly was not small enough to be crammed into such a tiny space. Searching every nook and cranny of the woods, nothing but plant monsters awaited him. Walking towards the lake in the corner, the soldier steeled himself for disappointment.


Reaching the cave entrance that claimed to be the end of rain, the early adult dropped himself downward. Absolutely nothing of note here aside from the weather changing tree, regret flowed through the hyena. He had made a mistake dropping by. Ascending back to the top, another idea flowed through him.


Vanarana, the forest of dreams. The mysterious girl, could she have been left there? He supposed searching here was worth a shot. Dashing back through the valley area of which he came, a sea of rotting zones overtook the area. Roots glowing with a red aura, the soldier stepped around the weeds. Nothing could be done. The terrifying element of Pyro was not at his disposal.


Problematic weeds everywhere the eyes could see, the chimera's legs erupted into a speedy sprint. He was powerless against such force. Avoiding was the only option that remained. Mossy bridge upon him after quite awhile, the soldier kept the momentum going.


Forest of dreams reached, a sight to behold caught the hyena's attention, in an instant. Gazelle with an exhausted look on her face barely noticing his entrance into the forest, the soldier could not help but wonder. Had they been fighting the rotting zones in the area? If such were the case, it was a never ending sea of battles with exhaustion as a prize. Fawn soon looking his way, a tired sigh broke loose from her throat.


"What do you want? I know you came here for something, so please, make it quick," Parisa said in a tired voice. "I have rotting zones to destroy."


Inquiry coming her way about a short white haired girl with a ponytail and a leaf in her head, Parisa held back the urge to sigh in tedium. How did the Fatui worm know about the girl in their dreams? A lackey such as himself would never be able to meet such a person. But, maybe it was best to keep such thoughts to herself. Telling him she had not seen her would get him out of the forest quicker, guaranteed.


"No, I haven't seen her," Parisa responded.


Rejection coming his way, the soldier slumped his shoulders as he exited the area. The fawn hadn't seen her either? Where could the bird have possibly been? Vanarana quickly behind him, the hyena took a vote in his mind as to where to search next. Internal vote of one choosing the battleground, the early adult hit the teleport button.


Teleport Waypoint placing him beside the strange bird's lair, the soldier swore he could hear hisses underneath the arena. Jumping downward, a sight to behold presented itself to him. Starshrooms scattered upon the ground growing before his very eyes, a new army awaited him.


Silk Flower friend and Windwheel Aster going toe to toe with their new plant enemies, the chimera observed the area in front of him. Underground area devoid of life beyond the beasts aplenty, the hyena teleported back to the surface world. Heading towards the east, another idea flew into his head.


Chatrakam Cave, could the girl have been tossed within the underground area? Keeping a sharp eye as he headed for the entrance, disappointment squeezed him tight as the sight of no one awaited him. Exiting the cave area, the next order of business rolled the dice.


Vanarana of the Old Days, could the bird have been taken here? Doubt sewing the seeds, the soldier ignored such feelings. He had to attempt to search everywhere he could think of, no matter what. Reaching the abandoned former homeland of the Aranara, the search had begun.


Dashing off towards the underground path below, a monstrous bush had begun to follow him. Hyena claws making quick work of the enemy, the chimera sauntered onward. He had to keep going, no matter what. Dropping down onto the underground path, an army stretched across the tiny underground desert.


Every single sentient bush vanquished, the early adult let out a pant. How incredibly tiring. Such battles would be the end of him. Searching everywhere around the hidden desert, the early adult had begun digging. Praying to any archon that would listen for the mysterious girl's appearance, the hyena dug deeper.


But, nothing of especial note stuck out to the soldier. Nothing but lost energy blocks hiding deep within the sand, the hyena ceased digging. The real desert, maybe it was best to attempt to take his search attempts there. Ascending back towards the chimera headed south.


Coming across nothing in Yasna Monument, the early adult could not help but start to wonder. Was the mysterious girl truly anywhere at all? He was starting to believe she could not have been real after all. But, the chimera snapped himself out of such thinking. Why was he letting himself think of defeat? He had to keep searching no matter what.


Caravan Ribat barren of any white haired girl as he expected, the early adult stepped towards the Ruins of Dahri. No one in the area as well, the soldier reversed back towards the small city. It was time to forgot the rainforest. The bird had been removed from her habitat, without a doubt.


Walking through the border between the rainforest and desert, the soldier kept his focus forward. The world behind the strange wall was his only chance. The mysterious girl, if she were elsewhere beyond nations, the towel would have to be thrown upon the battlefield.


World of sand crunching underneath his feet, the soldier wondered. If he were a villain, where would he bury a person? Pondering for minutes on end, an idea placed an egg on the active shark grooves in his brain. An abandoned building. A person will ill intentions had to have discarded of her there.


The abandoned hospital that treated chronic illnesses long ago. Surely, she had to have been there. Resolute on his decision, the hyena had begun heading south. Passing by Aaru Village at lightning speed, the hyena sped through the cave entrance nearby. Continuing to head south, tumbleweeds rolled around.


Turning his attention towards the cacti as the former medical center was nearing, the early adult could feel his knees shake. The succulents, would they attack him like the trees had done in the rainforest? He knew he had to stay on guard if such were to be the case.


Scorpions leaping upward from their hiding spots, the soldier skirted around them. There was no reason to attack such creatures. Dashing through the endless world of sand, the no longer in use building was getting closer with every step forward. Stepping inside, the hyena scouted the area.


No one here, the chimera sighed. Intuition was a dead soldier upon the battlefield. Returning upon the northward path, the next decision was soon made. Abdju Pit, it had to have been worth the try to at least check such area. Jumping downward, the early adult had begun searching. But, the sound of someone soon hopping down to join him took shape.


Turning his head towards the noise, a sight he did not wish to lay his eyes upon forced their way into his pupils. Short pink hair, green eyes, antlers, robe and gazelle feet solidifying in his vision, the soldier let out an irritated grunt. What was Riyad doing here? If he was here to bring him back to the Akademiya, he would not follow him.


"Rumor has it you're looking for that little failure!" Riyad exclaimed, raising his hands towards the air. "Don't even bother looking for her!" A wide, catty smirk soon appeared on his face. "Lesser Lord Kusanali? Who cares! Don't you see? No one worships that failure!" He let out a deep throated cackle. "Sumeru is ready to unveil its new god shortly! Azar is doing everyone a favor by getting rid of her!"


Hearing Riyad's ridiculous speech, the hyena tuned the man out. This man, he had to have been behind the mysterious girl's disappearance, for sure. Continuing to speak nonsense as he ascended back upward, the soldier kept his attention off of him. It was best to not feed into the gazelle man's words whatsoever.


Heading towards the Sobek Oasis, the chimera blinked. The bird, was she about to be fully replaced any second now? But, the soldier threw such thoughts away. Why was he thinking about what Riyad said? He was trying to get him to give up. Such could not happen.


Coming across nothing within the oasis, the early adult stepped towards the Valley of Dahri. Underground area beside the robot empty, as well, a slice of will removed itself from the motivation pie. Maybe the mysterious girl was truly nowhere after all. Slapping his cheeks, the defeatist holding him tight's grip broke loose.


Moon soon roaring above him, the early adult let out a deep yawn. Curling himself up into a ball upon the sandy wastelands, the hyena closed his eyes. Perhaps tomorrow, he would get a lead. World of sleep ready to take him away, one final thought crashed waves around the hyena.


Riyad is suspicious.

 

[Palamon]

(rest of chapter 12)

***


"There's something off
Here. I've been hearing someone crying.
Every so often lately, some
Rather weak girl appears in my dreams,
Eyeing me beside some very peculiar purple sky world.


In this world, she has been
Saying, 'help me.'


Strange, I have heard
Often people in Sumeru do not dream.
Maybe Plata and I are
Exempt from this rule.
Though I do not recall where we are originally from.
However, I know these must mean something.
I ask Plata if ey are experiencing similar dreams. Ey say
No. How odd, so it is only me. Whoever she is, she is
Going to the wrong chimera. I am not trusting


Of others. She has chosen incorrectly.
Do not know why she is asking me for help.
Do not know why she is not visiting Plata.


Going through the Desert of Hadramaveth lately, I have been hearing
Odd cries around Wounded Shin Valley. But, maybe
I am hearing things. Trust
No one, not even myself. But, this is
Getting annoying. I have been hearing these wails underneath the surface for


Over five days now.
Now is the time to


Head to the area once and for all and see if it is a person or an
Empty mirage. Plata and I head there, my suspicions at an all time high. It is the
Right thing to never trust anyone.
Everyone is a villain in waiting at any given second. Trust no one, not even me."


Waking up the next morning, determination flowed through the hyena. Today, for sure, he would find where Lesser Lord Kusanali was discarded. The sandy areas beside the temples in the area, surely, she had to be someone around there. Resolute on his decision, the soldier prepared himself.


Preparing to head for the area behind the Dune of Elusion first, an unpleasant surprise caught the soldier off guard. Rotting zones rearing their heads in the desert. Root of the problems glowing with a red aura, the soldier let out a sigh. The rot would live yet another day. But, luck had been on his side.


Flaming flowers spread throughout the area the early adult tossed down a flower friend. Windwheel Aster picking their enemy and tossing it upon the rotting zone, the first of many problems was soon taken care of. Multiple along the way a pile of ashes beneath his feet, the chimera puffed a sigh of relief. He supposed he should be thankful for the flaming stamens.


Looking around the areas beside the Dune of Elusion, Siorc remained empty handed. Checking the temple for a brief moment as well, the mechanical prism monster was the only thing that awaited him. Curving towards the southwestern path, the next sandy path beside a temple awaited him.


Absolutely nothing awaiting him around the Dune of Magma, the early adult sprinted towards the northern path. The Mausoleum, surely, there had to have been traces of the mysterious girl here. But, the young soldier had come up empty. No sign of anywhere buried in the area, the chimera walked towards the northeast. The area around the Dune of Carouses, maybe she was there.


Sandy area around the northeastern most temple as well, the hyena sighed. He was wasting his time. Who would bury a god they wished to discard around the various relics of a dead god from hundreds of years prior? He was not using his partially human brain at all, for sure.


Knowing the Agent had roped the Tanit Camps into an alliance recently, the early adult stepped forward. The Eremite tribe, maybe they would be willing to lend him information. Heading on the sandy northward path, the chimera braced himself for another round of rejection.


People within the Tanit Camps stating they had never seen a girl like that before, the hyena's soldier's slumped as he exited the area. Had no one ever seen her? But, as he continued walking, another location popped into his mind. The eternal oasis. Maybe the Grand Sage could have thrown her in there. Putting such possibility on the table, the journey began.


Stepping through the Passage of Ghouls, an eerie sound snuck up on him from behind. Prickly bullet brigade coming at him from behind, the early adult let out a scream as spikes gave him a gift on his backside. Removing the warning bestowed upon him, the early adult's legs broke out into a speedy sprint.


Spiky prickles coming at him fast, the early adult closed his eyes for a moment. Tail soon behind him, the chimera deflected the defenses back to their original owner. Succulent becoming one with the sand, the soldier dashed through the Quasar as fast as his legs would carry him.


Deflection attacks continuing for minutes on end, Mt. Damavand was soon nearing. Cracking his knuckles, the early adult descended downward. Reaching the pathway between the desert and the oasis, the soldier sprinted through the pathway. But, paradise was lost as he soon stepped in.


Timeless oasis rotting away, and time frozen beings looking ready to break into tiny shards of glass, the early adult could feel his heart skip four beats. Had even areas cut off from time begun to rot? Everything was decaying. Removing himself from the dead paradise, the early adult sought his sights higher.


The Girdle of Sands, it was his last hope. Heading towards the Three Sand Canals, the early adult steeled himself. The reaper gazelle ve would deny his entry to search for her within the area, for sure. If such were to occur, he would hand ver a huge sum of Mora, guaranteed. He had no time for such nonsense, the mysterious girl could be hidden there.


But, as he was ready to step forward towards the edge of Wounded Shin Valley, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier. Was it just his imagination, or had something been off here? Veering off towards the area, a sight caught the soldier's attention, in an instant.


Scorpion siblings sitting beneath the robot in the area, the hyena could hardly believe his eyes at the sight of Plata's arms. Younger scorpion siblings arms completely reduced to bone, the early adult could feel a heavy wave of concern flow through him. What was happening to Plata? Slowly, but surely, ey would be a walking skeleton, for sure. Hearing em say something to eir sibling, the chimera attempted with all his might to tune the conversation out, but such was impossible immediately.


"Someone under here," Plata said, pointing at the sand.


"Plata, you sure?" Argenta asked.


"Plata sure!" Plata exclaimed. "Feel strong vibrations here." Ey then turned around. "Argenta, look. Siorc here!" Ey pointed at him with eir bony hand. "Siorc, help dig? Person under here!"


Plata pointing at the ground beneath em, the hyena blinked. Eir intuition was amazing, for sure. Stepping towards the hole, the scorpion siblings stepped away. Argenta not given ter usual speech about not trusting him, the soldier rose an eyebrow. How unusual. Human hands already transformed into hyena ones, the early adult had begun digging.


Hearing the sound of crying as he dug deeper, the hyena would not falter. Was someone under here? He knew he had to keep going. Eventually having dug deep enough, a sight to behold caught the three chimera's attention. Small, weak white haired girl buried deep within the hole, a question blurted itself out as Argenta lifted her up from the hole.


"Lesser Lord Kusanali?" the hyena blurted out.


"You are correct, that is me," the mysterious girl responded, voice weak. "But, it's already too late. The God Project has already begun." Ready to blink out of consciousness, she struggled to speak further, but forced herself to keep going. "We need to put a stop to this, or Irminsul will completely rot away bringing widespread devastation to all of Teyvat."


Girl looking ready to flicker out of existence, the soldier hastily nodded. Right, it was his duty to stop this. The god project, it had to be halted, no matter what. Giving the abandoned Dendro Archon his word, the soldier sped through the desert area.


Returning to the rainforest after three hours of sped up walking, late evening soon hit. Hotel soon returned to after another hour of walking through half the rainforest, the soldier slumped into the temporary bed. Closing his eyes and drifting off into a dreamless sleep, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


He needed to put a stop to this.


Waking up the next morning, the hyena would not falter. Knowing that there was no way he could stop the God Project alone, and idea had come into the chimera's mind. Assembling a team of other chimeras, surely, that would put a stop to the shenanigans swifter. Knowing time was of the essence, the chimera stepped outside his hotel room.


Agent nowhere to be seen, the hyena shrugged. He supposed he was still pursuing his secret agenda. Pushing such thought aside, the soldier exited the city. But, as he headed south towards the Ravine, the chimera could not help but wonder. Jiaolong, would he be willing to assist him? He supposed it was worth a shot.


Heading for the treehouse, the soldier took a long, deep breath. The taller panda chimera, would he reject his proposal? He knew such was a possibility at hand. Eyes soon on him, a written down explanation had come the furry eared man and Jiaolong's way. Studying the paper for a moment, puzzled looks appeared on their faces.


Yinlong's friend handing him a paper reading out Lesser Lord Kusanali was being replaced with another god and requesting his assistance to join forces together to put a stop to it, Jiaolong placed his finger on his chin. What a conundrum. Lending his assistance to save another god from a different nation? He was not fit for such role.


"You are inviting me into a team to save Lesser Lord Kusanali? My, this is quite the conundrum. I worship Rex Lapis," Jiaolong responded, shaking his head. But, the look of desperation on the young man's face spoke volumes. Maybe he should help out. He supposed he was already one foot in Sumeru, the other in Liyue. "But, I'll help you. You have my word."


"I'm sorry, I won't be able to help you," the forest watcher leader replied. "I need to look after ------."


Taller panda chimera agreeing, the soldier mouthed a thank you. One member of the team, the hyena wondered. The gazelle, would she be willing to help? While he knew she would likely reject his proposal, he knew he needed to give it a go. Three was better than two. Heading towards Vanarana, the chimera steeled himself for possible rejection.


Fawn's hair let down with a look of tiredness on her face, the soldier backed two steps away. Should he turn back now? Maybe it was better to let her rest. But, their eyes were soon on him. Question looking ready to come his way any second, the hyena kept his ears open.


"You again," Parisa said, irritated tone of voice. "What do you want, Fatui worm? Make it quick. I still have rotting zones to deal with."


Fatui worm relenting to them about the god known as Lesser Lord Kusanali needed help saving Sumeru, Parisa took a double take. Lesser Lord Kusanali. The girl she surmised was the white haired girl of many mysteries in her dreams. The so called grand nara, she needed saving? She supposed she could humor such efforts for now.


"Fine, I'll help you," Parisa reluctantly responded. "On the condition the Aranara come with me." She then pointed towards the exit. "Now, get out of here. I have rotting zones to destroy."


Told to exit the forest of dreams, the hyena did such. He knew, if he had stayed any longer, the fawn would get violent, for sure. Heading for the desert side of Sumeru, the chimera could not help but wonder. Parisa, was she aware the Aranara were the Dendro's Archon's children? He supposed she might have had an idea of such possibility.


Reaching Aaru Village, the early adult located Waiola and Bogart, in an instant. Knowing there was a possibility they would not join him due to King Deshret being their god, the soldier steeled himself. Eyeing the twins, the soldier prepared his words.


Bogart in a plain, Monstadt style dress, the early adult focused his attention on the mission at hand. There was no time to immerse himself in Bogart's fashion. Questions rolling his way if he was on some sort of mission, the current state of affairs was relayed to the twins. Two looking at each other, answers had come his way.


"I don't know about this, Siorc," Waiola responded. "We are desertfolk. Lesser Lord Kusanali wouldn't want us around to help her." But, Bogart soon interrupted her.


"Jeepers, Waiola! Who cares about all that? He sounds like he's in a load of trouble!" Bogart said to Waiola. He then turned towards Siorc. "Sure, I'll help you. Stop another god from taking over? That sounds action packed!" He then turned towards Waiola. "You gotta join me, Waiola, or I'll joint the Eremites."


"No you won't, Bogart! Mom would never allow that!" Waiola fired back. She then turned towards Siorc. "I guess I'll help you out, but I don't know if this is truly a good idea."


Twins agreeing to lend their assistance, the soldier walked northward. Heading towards Safhe Shatranj, Argenta and Plata walked around the area as if they were headless chickens. Stepping towards them, the soldier signed the situation to the scorpion siblings. Plata jumping around excitably, ey spoke first.


"Oh! Plata get it!" Plata exclaimed, pointing. "We help stop god project!"


Argenta agreeing with a huge sense of reluctance, the soldier kept heading north. Intuition nibbling on his fingers telling him he would need one more person, the hyena sighed. Would the reaper gazelle even care about the current state of Sumeru? But, he supposed he had to at least attempt to seek ver out.


Crossing the Three Sand Canals, the soldier braced himself. The reaper gazelle, ve would tell him to get off ver property any minute now. But, as he walked through the Temir Mountains an eerie quiet world within the badlands awaited him. Seeing such, the hyena rose an eyebrow. Was Onur missing?


Stepping around Tunigi Hollow, there were no signs of the reaper gazelle. Continuing onward, the soldier walked towards the oasis. Pari going about their everyday lives with no set of distractions, the hyena headed towards the opposite end of the area. Combing through the swamp and around the Hills of Barsom, a peculiar cave awaited him.


Cave in front of him, the chimera tilted his head. How had he never noticed there was a cave north of the hills? But, he supposed he was only aware of the one that had been south in the past. Damp and dark room with peculiar seashell statues in the corner, the hyena blinked. Just where was he? Proxy map stating he was in Chemin Oublie, bewilderment swallowed him whole. He had never encountered such a place before.


Nothing but reaper Hilichurls everywhere, the hyena kept walking. Eventually reaching the cave's end, the sight of Onur just sitting around stationary caught his attention. Stepping towards ver, a reluctant wordless question had come vis way. Answer coming his way after two minutes, predictability flipped and turned.


"Help yoooou stoooop Lesser Lord Kusanali from beiiiing replaced? Noooo waaaay, I worship King Deshret," Onur responded, hands waving about on the air. But, ve stopped verself as a bone cracked. "Oweee. Oooh, thaaaat one popped, he he." Ve then gazed at the man's eyes. What a look of desperation. Maybe ve could milk some Mora out of it. "Maaaaybe I'll heeeelp yoooou if you paaaay me." Smile on ver face, ve was ready to fill vis pockets with the coins. "Fiiiifty thoooousand Mora, or noooo deeeeal."


Demands of payment coming his way, the hyena rolled his eyes to the cave ceiling. Why was he wasting his time with someone like this? But, he knew he needed all the help he could get. Fifty thousand Mora handed off to ver, cheers regarded being loaded hit the ceiling. But, as the one sided celebration had taken place, something had been communicated within the confines of the soldier's mind.


Hearing a voice communicate with him to head for Chinvat Ravine, the early adult blinked. The girl who was no longer a mystery, did she have the power to use the mythical concept of telepathy to communicate with people? But, such thoughts were cut off by a sea of complaints.


"Chinvat Ravine? Theeeere's noooo waaaay I'll be able to geeet there," Onur complained. "Myyyy boooones are toooo briiiitle, they'll break!"


Hearing Onur's complaints, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Was the reaper lying to try to take the money he gave ver and run? How low of ver, if such were the case. But, he supposed if ve were going to be such a way, it was best to continue without ver. But, a protest had come his way.


"Whooooah, yoooou think I'm lyiiiing, doooon't you?" Onur asked. "I maaaay be dishonest aaaand territorial, buuuuut, I'm teeeeling the truuuuth, I reeeealy can't walk toooo faaaaar, my boooones will break!"


Hearing such stated a second time, the soldier let out a sigh. He supposed he could teleport Onur and himself to Chinvat Ravine. Taking the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket, the hyena opened the orb into map form waypoint in the ravine highlighted, the early adult closed his eyes.


Group of six chimeras and the fawn's Aranara pals waiting by some peculiar entrance, the hyena observed the area. Was he about to step foot into some sort of research facility? He needed to steel himself, if such were the case. Girl who was no longer a mystery soon joining everyone with a peculiar rabbit like device, nine people entered the area. But, upon immediate entry, an obstacle awaited.


Riyad guarding a complex labyrinth, the chimera's eyes opened wide. Did he have a robot canon for an arm now? The God Project, he had to have been one of the main participants in such ordeal. Arms stretched out from side to side, the theatrics were about to begin.


"Look at you, failure! You assembled a team of losers!" Riyad shouted, raising his arms towards the ceiling. "And you got your god back, too? Look how pathetic she is! She's about to be replaced! Just accept it already!"


Riyad looking ready to fire icy bullet balls at the team of nine's way, the early adult's eyes opened wide. He sees now, he understood everything. He was a part of the god project, guaranteed. Couple of brainwashed Fatui standing behind him as well, the epiphany only grew further.


He sees now.


He understood everything.


Riyad was a triple agent.


Canon blasts coming everyone's way, balls of ice took over the battlefield in a matter of minutes. Parisa unleashing her polearm with her Aranara team behind her, she stepped up to the plate first. But, such was proven to be an immediate mistake. Graceful water attacks and forest children frozen upon impact, she stepped back.


Waiola attempting to charge her Hydro arrows, as well, such had also been a failure of epic proportions. Bogart telling her to step aside, let him try something, rings of static dropped themselves to the floor. But such proved to not be the one, either. Electricity cut up by an icy sword from the canon, the static was decimated.


Argenta and Plata soon stepping up to the plate next, the world of rocks and nature took the stage. Boulder aimed towards the canon a small scale crack took the stage. Opening soon presenting itself, the opportunity arose to turn the tables onto the nonet's side.


Opening cracking further as Jiaolong's pyro arrows devoured the competition, Onur's delusional wind powers swirled the flames. Dendro God's machine beaming tiny lasers everywhere for minutes on end, another crack took the stage one after another.


Knowing that was his cue to take the stage, the chimera threw down a flower friend. Riyad saying something demeaning to the Windwheel Aster, thorny vines smacked the man for minutes on end. Watery arrows and rings of static dealing the final blow, defeat had come Riyad's way, but he provided one last laugh.


"It's already too late!" Riyad shouted. "The new god has already awakened!"


Knowing there was no time to waste, everyone had run off upon the pathway of the research facility. Group of nine speeding through a complex lab of many puzzles galore, the final destination was soon upon the larger than normal combat party. But, as the door opened one final surprise awaited.


Faxi with icy blue highlights in his hair and archaic looking Fontaine pirate clothing lowering himself onto his knees, and blue spiky haired masked man restraining Xena, the soldier's eyes opened wide. That man, who was he? He could not help but feel he seemed familiar. Shouts soon coming the man's way, everyone's attention was forward.


"Let my sister go!" Faxi shouted. "Xena doesn't want this!"


But, it had been too late, the masked man readied to throw Xena into a gigantic purple robot tall enough to tower an entire building. Man about to open up the core on the center of her chest, the soldier's teeth chattered. Argenta, Plata and Onur flinching in unison with one another, the hyena could not help but wonder. Did they know this man?


"No! Don't put me in there! I don't want to be a god!" Xena shouted. "Let me just live my doll life normally!"


But, the masked man did not listen. Door on her chest soon opened, a bright purple chess piece with the Electro symbol on it was soon jammed into the center. Strange plugs put into her backside as she was jammed into the robotic god, the struggle continued every step of the way.


New god awakening, the early adult could feel his heart sink as the gigantic purple robot with long flowing blond hair and tall glass feet, the soldier could feel his confidence slip away. What stood before him was a new god? There was no way he would be able to win.


Lesser Lord Kusanali crying out for this to stop, the masked man bellowed a laugh. Saying the show was just about to begin, he exited the area. Replacement God powering on, the fight had soon reluctantly begun. High concentrated balls of electric energy dousing the entire floor, ten screams bounced around the walls.


Watching as Parisa placed her polearm underneath her first, they charged towards the enemy. But, as her graceful water attacks failed, she backed six steps away. Attempting her attack once more, nothing dented the god's body. Shield soon surrounding it, nothing worked.


Waiola shooting off watery arrows next, the shield only broke a smidgeon. Robot proclaimed god knocking every other arrow away, a scream echoed throughout the area. Nothing doing, she stepped away. It was best to wait for the shield to come down some more.


Bogart's ring of static proving to do absolutely nothing, Argenta and Plata stepped up to the plate. Rocks and beams of Dendro joining in, the shield had gone down from a smidgeon to half removed. Second rock projectile coming the god's way, the older scorpion chimera soon clutched ter stomach.


Flaming arrows cracking the final shield remaining, Jiaolong's hot remedy had been thrown the robot's way. Delusional wind swirling the flames around, a back burned upon the god robot had been close to being out of commission. Another scream coming from inside the new deity, everything was at risk, guaranteed.


Throwing down a flower friend, the soldier gazed at the large robot on the battlefield. Was this really the right thing to do? Small hit taken, a large sea of electricity dropped down upon the stage. God soon shooting bullets on autopilot, the rabbit device in the corner returned such action in kind.


Robot looking weaker with every given moment, a reluctant sea of ice had been provided to the new god's legs. Spotting no catalyst on his person, the soldier wondered. Was he manipulating the elements without any sort of weapon? Faxi was quite powerful, indeed.


Judgement about to cometh, the group of ten scoured around for shields to protect themselves from the new gods ray of chaos. Almost everyone except Argenta and Plata able to reach a shield, the heavy ray had been released upon them. Energy about to deplete to zero, the siblings wobbled back and forth.


Robot screaming once more as another electric rain took the stage, Faxi's elemental manipulation continued. Balls of ice coming the god's way for minutes on end, another opening soon presented itself to the table. Bogart adding his rings of static to the equation, Cryo and Electro super conducted with one another.


New deity looking weak as the rabbit device kept shooting bullets, the soldier took a long deep breath. Feeling a deep sense of elemental energy flowing through him, the early adult let out a battle cry. Encasing himself in a vine cocoon, the soldier whipped the robot for fifteen seconds.


Group attack of ten soon taking place, the robot's last moments were about it. Small scale explosion taking the battlefield, the sound of wires coming undone from the center of the machine looped around the area. Irpa's doll body tumbling out from the god's center, her body hit the ground with a loud thud. Doll eyes closed, Faxi let out a sea of screams.


"Xena, Xena, no!" Faxi cried. "Why did this happen? I worked so hard to reverse all our curses, and now this!" Lesser Lord Kusanali stepping towards him, information had come his way.


"She'll wake up after the effects of the gnosis leave her body," Lesser Lord Kusanali replied. "But, it might take some time."


Everyone requested to leave, the group of seven exited the area. Girl no longer a mystery requesting the chimera stay behind, the hyena waited outside, for the time being. Hours soon passing, the Dendro Arhcon had soon stepped outside. Asking if they could head for Sumeru City, the soldier obliged.


Announcing herself to her people as Lesser Lord Kusanali, waves of confusion, joy and worship flowed through the city one after another. Formerly caged bird telling him to run before the Grand Sage were to notice him, the soldier did as instructed. Dashing off towards a place far away from the Akademiya's line of sight, the hyena let out a pant.


Find himself within Chinvat Ravine, the hyena leaned against a tree in the corner near the bridge. Feeling an intense wave of fatigue, the early adult let out a deep yawn. Ready to nod off, for the moment, the soldier closed his eyes. He supposed a tiny little nap wouldn't hurt matters. Dozing off into the world of sleep, everything shut off like a switch for a brief moment in time.


Or, so the soldier thought. Two hours soon passing, the sound of someone attempting to wake him up played in his eardrums. Rubbing his eyes as the words continued, the chimera placed his glasses over his eyes. Jiaolong standing beside him, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Had someone else happened while he was napping? Whatever it was, he would attend to it immediately.


"Oh, good, you're finally awake," Jiaolong said, warm smile on his face. "Sorry to wake you, but someone has held a feast for Lesser Lord Kusanali's reawakening."


Hearing such, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. The Dendro Archon's reawakening? Was that really the case? She was merely a caged bird finally removed from her prison. Jiaolong soon leading the way, the chimera followed behind in silence. Was a celebratory feast for this sort of thing even necessary? He barely played a part in any of this, for sure.


Guided towards the dance theater, the early adult tilted his head. Why was the feast taking place in the dance theater? Surely, there had to have been some sort of mistake. Only other person present being Parisa, the hyena could not help but wonder. Did everyone else decline? But, he supposed the panther twins had their own schedules to attend to, and the scorpion siblings had no interest in such things.


Parisa stating that Lesser Lord Kusanali planned to fight back against the Akademiya they took from her, the chimera blinked of bewilderment. The Akademiya, had it belonged to the Dendro Archon and not the Seven Sages? He could not help but feel his world had cracked into many pieces. Sumeru's knowledge was a mirage, indeed.


Hearing that the battle had only just begun, the hyena ponded. Just how long would it take Sumeru to heal? He supposed it would take quite awhile for the rotting zones to vanish. But, such had not been the only question on his mind. Irminsul, would the rotting deep within it reverse? He supposed time would tell.


Eating his meal in silence for awhile, another set of questions flowed through the soldier. The Akademiya, why would they try to replaced the Dendro Archon with another bird? But, he supposed most of the people had spoken for themselves on that matter. Most citizens within the rainforest worshipping the Greater Lord or King Deshret, barely anyone believed in the current Archon. Such was wrong, but he knew he could not change anyone's line of thinking.


Parisa running off and taller panda chimera returning to his post, the soldier stepped back towards his temporary accommodations. Nodding off for about an hour, Gloved hands soon shook on his uniform for minutes on end. Bursting awake, information had come his way.


"You're dismissed, soldier," the Agent said, with a strange wave of disgust in his voice. "Someone thwarted our project with the Akademiya. There's no follow up work for you here. Go back to Snezhnaya at once."


Hearing such, the soldier's heart skipped six beats. The blue spiky masked man, was he one of Her Majesty's other army members? If anyone were to report he had meddled with the god project, he would be killed on the spot, no questions asked. Feeling the water about to get hot the hyena highlighted the waypoint to the military barracks.


Reaching the soundproof room after fifteen minutes of uneven walking, the soldier paced around the ice cold floor. Was Her Majesty behind this? But the chimera shook his head. There was no way she was the mastermind. Why would she aid in the replacement of another god? But, a realization soon watched over him.


The Doctor.


The spiky haired man, was he the one behind this? He could not help but feel he had some relation to the mad, malicious malpracticing doctor. Had he changed his hair and assumed a new look? But, the soldier shook his head. He recalled hearing a rumor looming around in the heat source room. The Doctor, he had multiple versions of himself. Snapping such thoughts away, he flipped over to his next pondering.


Xena, would she ever wake up? Will the rotting zones ever vanish and reverse back to withering? He supposed, Sumeru would need quite a long time to heal before it were to return to its normal state. Wave of tiredness soon overtaking him, the chimera let out a deep yawn.


Yawning once more, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform put away, as well, the soldier slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Glasses put aside, the soldier's eyes remained open. Her Majesty, just what was her true objective? But, he supposed he was not allowed to question such. Wave of fatigue returning from the grave, the chimera closed his world of sleep about to take him away, one final thought of doom hugged him tight.


If someone realized he was on the team to stop the god project, he was dead, guaranteed.

 

[Palamon]

Finale: God Job Finale: Phantom Deity Caught on Kamera


"The Doctor, could he
Have been the one behind the God Project?
Everything is coming back to me.


Great, there's more
Of him. But,


Perhaps only one is
Responsible for what damage has been done to me.
Only one, surely.
Just how many of them
Exist? Even one is one too many.
Cannot help but feel,
That multiple other chimeras were experimented on by the one


I saw yesterday.
So many of them flinched seeing the masked man.


Obviously, it is him.
Villainy never rests, I suppose.
Every day that man goes around and
Rears his head.


Well, there is nothing I can do.
He will continue his rampage,
And I am still a member of
The Faui.


Now is too early for my departure.
Over all, it has not yet been decided.
Will I decide when?


I do not know, but it has to be perfect.


Ah well, be that as it
May, it is another day of work. But, I am


Unsure what could possibly await me.
Now that the God Project has been
Shafted, what could Her Majesty want from me?
Ultimately, I do not know.
Really, I suppose time will tell.
Each and every day is unpredictable.


Whatever my orders are, I must follow.
Hand over supplies?
Auction in Liyue?
To be honest, anything


Is possible.
Soon, my orders will arrive.


Nothing is off the table.
Everything and anything could happen. Even so,
Xena, I hope she is alright,
Though, I doubt


I will have time to check on her, there's
No way I'll be sent to Sumeru today. Her


Majesty, she has something else planned.
Yes, I am certain.


Failure is not in her dictionary.
After all, she apparently has her sights on
The entire world.
Ultimately, I must remain obedient,
I must remain silent. That is the key to


Living in this cold breeze.
I mustn't step out of line,
For, if I do, she will kill me.
Everything must remain the same until my departure, guaranteed."


The sound of morning alarm bells screamed out to the skies above, raging upwards towards the frozen clouds ready to signal to Celestia at any given moment. As the alarm bells continued shrieking in an uproar, countless Fatui soldiers groaned in a chorus. The alarm bells were right on time, like usual. But, everyone remained loyal within the military barracks.


The protest about was more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any bells, the chimera rose from the uncomfortable bed. Heart skipping a beat as he stepped forward, the soldier took a deep breath. Breathing exercises performed, the early adult had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As he placed his uniform over his layered shirts, a wave of unease nibbled on the cartilage of the hyena's ear. Her Majesty, if she had found out what he had did in Sumeru, she would kill him, guaranteed. Had she already found out her plans had been thwarted? But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. He supposed, it was best to not think about such things.


Throwing such thoughts into the snow outside, the soldier clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching blue stars in his hair and ears, a wave of calmness pulsated throughout his short body. Taking another deep breath, the early adult adjusted his glasses, for a moment.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the chimera gazed at the Geo Delusion. The sinister orb, should he just get rid of it? Placing the object of darkness into his hand, the early adult lifted his hand over his shoulders. But, the hyena halted such action. There was no way he could discard such a thing. In the future, he would need it, for sure.


Heelless shoes on and rations devoured, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. Will Sumeru truly be able to go back to normal? He could not help but feel healing from the ordeal of the rotting zones would take months, or even years to sort itself out. Reversing his circle about into the opposite direction, his thoughts kept buzzing.


Continuing his circle about, the hyena stared at his Dendro Vision. The wisdom nation's archon, why would they want to get rid of her and attempt to replace her with another god? But, the hyena had come to a quick realization as the inquiry circled through his head. The Akademiya, they had quite the control over the the rainforest. Were they the ones who locked their God away?


But, the early adult quickly snapped himself out of it. What is he doing, thinking about such things? His workday could start at any given moment. There was no time to let himself get distracted by his own thoughts. Fixing the buttons on his uniform, the early adult slapped his cheeks. He needed to focus on the workday at hand.


Hearing rather unusual booted fast paced footsteps with absolutely no sense of militarism to them, the chimera tilted his head. Who could this possibly be? There was no way the Agent would walk about so quickly. Hearing tiny, far quieter steps, as well, confusion slurped the hyena up like cold noodles. What mysterious person was about to await him?


Answer coming to him in less than a minute, the soldier could hardly believe his bespectacled eyes. Myší and Ulka standing by his door in fancy, Fontaine clothing, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Was Myší wearing some sort of opera mask? Surely, not everything had to be dress to impress. Ladies looking ready to speak, he turned his attention towards them.


"So, dis is whewe yew wib?" Myší asked, poking her head through the door. "What a smaww woom yew gawt hewe." Ulka laughing, her unnecessary commentary was added to the mix, as well.


"Ha! And, I thought Her Majesty's Fatui lived like kings! You're living like a pauper!" Ulka exclaimed, holding her sides as she bellowed a laugh. She then returned to the topic at hand. "Pah, never mind any of that! We need to go to the Steambird right away! Open up your map, sleepyo!"


Hearing Ulka's demands, the hyena jumped two steps back. He has to go to Fontaine today? There was no way he would be welcomed there after his various escapades a year or so prior. But, he supposed he had no choice in the matter. Taking a deep breath, the early adult opened the proxy orb into map form.


Highlighting the Fontaine section of the map, the early adult tilted his head. Where could the Steambird have possibly been? His memory of the location had been as foggy as Tsurumi Island. Unable to locate the area, Myší soon stood onto the tip of her toes to observe the map in tandem.


"Yew can't find whewe it is?" Myší asked. "Da Steambiwd is da bottom weft cowna." Tiny finger pointing at it, she left the tip there, for a moment.


Myší pointing out the location, the hyena highlighted the waypoint in the bottom left corner of the Court of Fontaine area. Taking a long, deep breath, the early adult pressed the Teleport button. Knowing that, judgement might be upon him a ball of unease flowed through the soldier as the fast travel to the Hydro Nation began.


What could possibly await him today?


***


"Perhaps I'm hearing things. Yes, that's it. I'm
Hearing things. That pink haired reporter,
Ah, yes, she's exaggerating.
No way there's such thing as a phantom god.
That can't be.
Obviously, someone took advantage of the paper, to try and
Make headlines.


Guess Her Majesty bought into these lies.
Or, perhaps, I'm thinking too
Deeply about this.
So, today I am going


Around and taking photos of phantoms.
Looks like something ridiculous awaits me.
Looks like Her Majesty truly has no work for me.


And, really, this is what you want me to do?
Really, Your Majesty? This is quite dumb, even for you.
Oh, I had better watch what I'm thinking, she could be listening.
Ultimately, the walls have ears, she could have had that
Noxious Doctor insert something in me years ago to
Dig into my thoughts. Ah, no I'm overthinking.


There's no way she could have done such a thing.
Even so, I must get this going.
Yes, phantom photography.
Very interesting. I need to keep my eyes on the objective.
After all, there could be some ulterior motive.
This is just a distraction from the true goal, I just know it."


Upon reaching the southwest area of the Court of Fontaine through the Teleport Waypoint, the early adult let out a gulp. Was it truly alright for him to be walking around the main court city once again? Ulka tapping her boots onto the ground, the early adult let out a yelp. Right, there was no time to get lost in thought, a job was about to be upon him immediately.


Myší and Ulka soon leading the way, the chimera followed behind in silence. Taken to a walkway, the party of three soon descended. Reaching a fancy looking building with a mechanical bird outside repeating news headlines like a parrot, the soldier prepared himself. Would he be the next breaking news story? If any reporter were to spot him at newspaper emporium, sensationalists would spin a tale about him, guaranteed.


Short, pink haired woman in a red outfit, golden monocle covering her left eye with a kamera on the side of her skirt, the early adult grit his teeth. No, not her, anyone but the obnoxious reporter who followed him around Mondstadt a couple months prior. He would rather eat the alchemist's chalk than deal with her motor mouth.


"There you are, new reporters!" the pink haired reporter exclaimed, clapping her hands quietly.


Hearing such, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. New reporters? What in all of Teyvat was this young woman going on about? Surely, Her Majesty did not have ties with the Steambird in any possible way. But, such thoughts were immediately cut short as the reporter kept her motor mouth going.


"Some anonymous person sent in a scoop about phantom god sightings seen throughout all of Teyvat," the pink haired reporter explained. "Am I to assume you three are taking this case?"


"Yes, dat would be us," Myší replied, smiling. "We'we on da case!"


Ulka laughing and affirming such, as well, the early adult scratched his head. Where did all of this come from, all of the sudden? But, the hyena kept his mouth shut. Whatever Her Majesty ordered was absolute. Questioning such was forbidden. Giving the reporter a nod, she soon rummaged through her back pockets.


Lists of phantom god spottings handed to Myší, Ulka and he, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Was every nation, sans Natlan printed onto this list? He knew if everywhere were indeed listed, he would have to investigate anywhere and everywhere possible. But, Ulka's voice soon broke his thoughts.


"We'll take on Fontaine!" Ulka announced. "Only way we can get back to Snezhnaya, anyway!" She then pointed at Siorc's pockets. "Ha, lucky you, being able to teleport anywhere!"


"We'we be seein ya, den," Myší said, waving. "Good wuck wit' yewr end of tings, Siowc." Waving, the two soon exited the area.


Pink reporter swapping out his list with a shorter one and kamera handed to him, the early adult read through the sheet of Dendro creation bestowed upon him. Mondstadt now at the top of the list, the early adult placed his finger underneath his chin as he read the names off in silence. He supposed it was best to start there.


Spotting the capital city at the top of the list, the soldier highlighted the waypoint in the southern area of the main settlement. Closing his eyes as the fast travel began, questions continued to roll the dice. What could this so called phantom god be? Surely, it had to have been some sort of lie passed along.


Reaching the capital city of Mondstadt in a split second, the soldier could not help but feel the massive amount of unease oozing throughout the city walls as if a large, muscular titan were about to attack and eat people. Notes stating a phantom sighting was reported within Knights Headquarters, the early adult was off to the races.


Heading off towards the westward staircase, the soldier barreled upward as if his life depended on it. Continuing his ascent upward, the early adult picked up the pace. He did not know why, but a heavy sense of urgency flowed through him. Knight's Headquarters a mere fifteen steps away, the chimera kept sprinting.


Guards nowhere to be seen in front of headquarters, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Had the usual knights in front been spooked off by the tales of a ghost? If the pesky penguin knight were to hear of this, he would have something to say about that, for sure.


Pushing such thoughts aside, the chimera stepped inside the headquarters. All other guards off the premises, and library door open, the early adult felt a wave of suspicious play games with him. Where in the world were all the Knights today? Surely, they hadn't ran away at the mere sound of a phantom being among them. Stepping into the room of knowledge, the chimera prepared himself.


Walking down to the first floor below, a sight to behold caught the hyena's mismatched eyes. Peculiar looking cyclops aquatic blob monster pitch black as day with arms, amorphous body shape and no legs staring menacingly, the hyena turned his attention towards the left of the room.


Pesky, book smart penguin wearing a fancy vest, webbed feet sticking out and irritable look on his face, the hyena held back the urge to slap his palm across his face. Did this young man intend to fight this monster with his bare hands? How ridiculous of him. He would lose, in seconds, without question.


"Cease your vacuous rampage!" Prinz shouted, shaking his fists. "You are disturbing my work hours immensely. Expel yourself from the library at once!"


Scholarly penguin looking ready to throw hands at any given moment, the hyena rolled his eyes to the ceiling. As if a phantom could hear him. He should just go back to his work and keep quiet. Rereading his instructions, a particular line at the top corner caught the soldier's attention.


"You must capture the phantom gods on kamera. Should it not be the true phantom deity, it will disintegrate upon being photographed," his instructions said.


Seeing such, the early adult titled his head. Was it truly that easy to eliminate a phantom? Surely, there had to be some sort of catch. Knowing he had to get the blob out of the way quickly, the soldier placed the kamera underneath his glasses. Aiming the flash, for a moment, the soldier's finger hovered over the capture button.


Flash aimed at the creature's singular visible eye, the soldier tapped the button. Blinding light aimed at the so called phantom god, the monster of unknown proportions vanished in an instant. Library soon growing quiet, work resumed as quickly as it had disappeared.


Reading the next name on the list, the soldier tilted his head. A phantom was spotted at Angel's Share? There was no way any day drinker would have reported such a case. But, he supposed word had gotten out from a sober person. Exiting headquarters, the chimera had begun running.


But, as the soldier reached the outside of the tavern, a peculiar sight caught the chimera's eyes. Amorphous phantom looming in front of the door as if it were a new guard, the soldier crossed his arms. Had the Angel's Share's owner secretly been in a costume to scare off potential costumers? Such had not been the only oddity, however.


Acting Grand Master and Regina sitting at the table outside drunk as moonlight, the soldier gazed at their wine glasses. Ladies chugging down Death Afternoon together, the early adult could feel his heart skip a beat. He could not help but feel the Acting Grand Master drinking the devil's liquid was out of character for her.


Ready to vanquish the phantom guard, the soldier placed the kamera lens underneath his glasses once more, but as he prepared to do so, loud, drunkard ramblings had begun to circulate. Missing the shot, in an instant, the chimera placed the machine below him. Why were drunk people always so loud? Ramblings only getting louder, the soldier's ears had begun to ring.


"And when ----- told me to 'take a vacation Master ----, you've been working too hard lately!' Ya know what I told him?" the Acting Grand Master asked, words slurred up the wazoo. "I told him, I got a lotta work to do!" Every word she spoke was as if another person had been impersonating her.


"Oh, I bet, Master ----! Women rule the world!" Regina responded, letting out a disgusting drunkard burp. "If only that dumb Katheryne would give me work today!" Chugging down another glass of death afternoon, she made another disgusting noise. "But, noooo, ya wanna know what she told me? 'I'm terribly sorry, Regina, there's no work for you today.' Sure, Katheryne, sure!" Slamming down her glass, she kept going. "Pah, I could run circles around those men adventurers any day!" She then pointed her finger at the door. "Hey, barkeep, give us another round of Death Afternoon!"


But, no answer ever came. Phantom folding its blobby arms at the entrance, the hyena let out a sigh. Why did Mondstadt enjoy getting wasted all the time? He hadn't the foggiest idea what was so great about being drunk. Phantom looking ready to make its move, the soldier placed the lens underneath his glasses for the second time in the past few minutes.


Blob monster disintegrated in seconds, the soldier prepared himself to exit the area. He did not wish to stick around for a singular moment. Drunkards were the most annoying force to be reckoned with in all of Teyvat and beyond. Walking past the tavern, the hyena read the next spotting upon the list.


Taking note the next spotting was reported beside the crafting bench, the hyena broke out into a sweat. How did he not notice earlier that there was an otherworldly visitor by the alchemy bench right around the corner by the waypoint? He needed to make haste and head over there before it was too late.


Walking through the streets, chatter filled the city. Generic lady above the flower shop moaning about Master -----, the soldier held back the urge to sigh. Was she not aware that everyone could hear her lovestruck musings? Tuning her out as he kept going, the soldier ascended up the staircase.


Katheryne claiming she was rebooting, the early adult blinked. Why was the head of the adventurer's guild acting like a robot? Perhaps, just maybe, she was broken by a phantom. Moving his attention away from her, the hyena kept sauntering onward. Shops as dry as a desert with no customers in sight, the chimera kept his eyes on the prize.


Phantom looking ready to hug the crafting bench, the hyena could not help but wonder. The amorphous blobs, could they have just been ghosts running wild trying to relive their final moments in life? Not spotting the generic alchemist in his usual spot, the hypothesis held its water in.


Spotting the bespectacled green fox eared alchemist's assistant studying the phantom meticulously, the soldier let out a sigh. If he were to take a photo of the so called blob god now, it would ruin the young woman's moment. Maybe he could wait a few minutes before destroying it. Young woman tilting her head, she soon spoke to the possible ghost of alchemist past.


"This is interesting. It looks like a Slime, but its biology is pretty different," the alchemist's assistant commented. "I should gather some samples."


Alchemist assistant continuing to study the blob monster for minutes on end, the soldier turned his attention towards it. Creature looking rather docile, the hyena shook his head. What was the point of vanquishing them if they weren't causing any harm? But, he supposed he did not have a choice in the matter.


Giving the assistant a few more minutes to gather her samples, the soldier rose his kamera upward. Flash disintegrating the creature into nothing, a look of dismay painted the alchemist girl's face. Young woman looking as though she was still gathering data, the early adult bowed an apology.


Inquiry coming his way to give her some of the creature's substances if he were to spot any more along the way, the soldier nodded. He supposed he could do her such favor if he had remembered to do so. Stepping away, the promise was half empty. Readying to scope out the next phantom, the chimera read off the next location.


Generic man soon returning to his usual spot next to the crafting bench as he read out the next location, the hyena rubbed his eyes. Was he seeing things? Perhaps it was awful of him to assume the other assistant was deceased. Ruling out the possibility the phantom gods were former humans, the soldier sped off towards the graveyard behind the church.


Spotting an out of place black Windwheel Aster that was almost as tall as a windmill in Springvale, the early adult's heart leapt in his chest. Could the phantoms take on any shape like water? He needed to take care of the issue immediately before gravegoers were to get the wrong idea.


Attempting to aim the lens perfectly, the soldier aligned the flash into the center of the shadow flower's petals. Blinding light removing the obstacle in a swift manner, the soldier let out a sigh. Was there truly a phantom god lurking about at all? He could not help but feel such claims were being exaggerated.


Next order of business listed as Whispering Woods, the soldier steeled himself. He had the long day of ghost busting ahead of him, for certain. Perhaps, just maybe, if he had three more teammates, he would have the ultimate extermination team. But, the hyena pushed such thought into the graveyard beside him.


Returning towards the path he came, the soldier made haste towards the city's gates. Staging his exit, the hyena walked towards the bridge. Pigeons flying away with every step he took, a young boy yelled that he scared the birds away. Bowing an apology, the soldier kept walking.


Veering off onto the westward path, the hyena could not help but wonder. The phantoms, where could they all have possibly come from? Ruling out the ghost possibility, the questions kept rolling the dice in his partially human mind. Were they what rotting zones looked like outside of Sumeru? But, the soldier removed such option from the equation. There was no way such could have been the case.


Continuing upon the pathway towards the woods, the inquires bubbled into overdrive. The phantoms, could they have been created by someone? Shaking his head, the hyena regained focus. There was no time to think about where the creatures could have possibly came from.


Hearing strange noises as the woods were only ten meters away, the hyena blinked of bewilderment as he set foot into the forest. Black blob jumping on Small Lamp Grass deposits slurping on the plants like they were a bedtime snack, the chimera's eyebrows twitched. The phantoms were eating flowers? They would pay for such crime against nature.


Kamera out in front of him, the soldier bent his knees. Flashing the lens twice, the white light bathed the enemy into nothing, in an instant. Cracking his knuckles, the hyena kept walking throughout the woods. Any other phantoms caught munching on flowers would get the flash of double doom.


Spotting a phantom perched upwards into a tree, the soldier backed six steps away as the lens aimed itself in quick precision. Focus aligned with the creature's singular eye, the chimera pressed the capture button. Monster melting into nothing, the hyena kept patrolling.


No more phantoms residing within the Whispering Woods, the hyena stepped onto the northward path. Sighting listed within Starfell Lake as well, the soldier rolled up his sleeves. It was time to bring up the speed. Picking up the pace, the soldier's legs erupted into a sprint.


Reaching the lake side in less than ten minutes, a peculiar enemy awaited the soldier. Shadowy dolphin leaping out of the water beside the god statue, the early adult broke out into a sweat. The enemy was moving? A new obstacle had arisen from the shadows, indeed.


Creature doing flips and tricks for minutes on end, the flash missed the mark more times than hyena cared to count. Stepping closer towards the lake, the early adult attempted to get a closer shot. But, such was a failure, as well. Leaps keeping the momentum going, nothing was captured.


Shadow tiring itself out after half an hour of bouncing around, the soldier lowered the lens onto the opposing force. Mammal of darkness fading into nothing, the chimera read off the next name on the list. Spotting the name Starsnatch Cliff, the early adult continued walking in the eastward direction.


Small forest traversed through, and short cliffside scaled, the hyena kept walking. What kind of phantom would await him this time? He knew, if it were to disappear after one photo were taken, it was no deity. Beach beside the mountains inching ever so closer, the chimera's kamera was ready to get on the offensive.


Three phantoms crowding themselves around a rock in the corner, the early adult readied himself to take the obstacle out of the picture. But, such order of business was halted, in an instant. Spotting a game table in the corner of his eyes, the early adult turned his head, for a moment.


Sea Lion sisters submerged par way in the water shuffling cards with their flippers, the soldier blinked. Had he just walked in on them preparing a Genius Invocation Tcg game? If such were the case, he needed to snap a photo of the triple phantoms and leave as soon as possible. But, he was soon boxed in as another person walked onto the scene.


Cavalry Captain seating himself on the opposite end of the tabletop, the hyena held back the urge to sigh. There was no way he would be able to take a photo now with so many people around. He would be accused of taking pictures without consent, guaranteed. He supposed he had no choice but to wait it out, for the time being.


Savon placing down her character cards, the soldier could feel his jaw drop onto the sand. Why was there a card of himself in the game? Sea lion setting him as their active character, the soldier backed four steps away. The walls had ears, indeed. Cavalry Captain setting his own card as his current one, the battle soon begun.


Watching as his own card was equipped with a Windwheel Aster, the early adult's knees buckled. How in the world had whoever was in charge of making the cards of Genius Invocation know what his elemental capabilities were? He could not help but feel the world was always watching.


Cards exchanging blows for minutes on end, the soldier turned his attention towards the Cavalry Captain. Left hand covering his right pocket, the early adult blinked. Was he hiding cards from the sea lion sisters? That had to have been illegal, for sure. Sea lion's eyes laser focused on such action, the game soon halted with shouts to the skies.


"Hey! Are you cheating?!" Savon shouted, pointing. "You're hiding cards in your back pocket, aren't you, Cavalry Captain?!" But, a laugh took the stage.


"Oh, my, now why would I do that, dear Savon?" the Cavalry Captain asked in a sweet talking voice.


"I can see the extra cards practically about to fall out of your pocket, Cavalry Captain," Eau chimed in. "Who do you think you're trying to fool?"


"How cold of you two to accuse me of cheating!" the Cavalry Captain bit back. His words were lulled as if trying to lure someone into his sweet talking trap. "Girls, I want to face the two of you. What kind of tcg player would I be if I used the same deck twice on the same opponent?"


Party of three looking distracted by their conversation, the hyena tiptoed towards the phantoms. Now was the time to vanquish the phantoms. Any minute now, and the sea lion sisters would see him. He needed to be quick. Aiming the lens by the rock, the shot was captured. But, as the phantom disintegrated, a loud shout had come his way.


Savon's eyes looking ready to catch on fire, the early adult let out a gulp. Did she hear the flash of the kamera? Photo plopping out, the flames in her eyes had begun. Did she think he had taken a photo of her? He was about to have damaged equipment in a matter of moments.


"Hey! Did you just take a photo of us?" Savon shouted. "Rip them up now, or I will!"


Siorc let out a sigh. He supposed, to anyone, hearing the sound of a kamera flash made him as good as guilty. Knowing he had to prove his innocence, one photo each had been given to the trio. Sea lion sisters observing the photos for minutes on end, rage left Savon's eyes.


Fatui handing her a photo, Eau observed the thin sheet of instant treated paper. Small black blob bouncing around in the removed snapshot from time, it squinted. What in the world? Was this some kind of joke? Whatever he was up to, he was not a very impressive photographer, in the slightest.


"I don't know why you're taking photographs of monsters," Eau said, shaking her head. "But, I'd appreciate it if you take this elsewhere."


Hearing a sense of disgust in Eau's voice, the hyena nodded. Maybe he should have come back later when no one was around instead. Next area listed as Thousand Wind Temple until Windrise, the soldier moved right along upon the southward path. Grass cruised through, a sight to behold awaited him.


Sea of phantoms assuming the shape of stilted birds, the hyena jumped five steps back. Could the enemies take on any shape they pleased? Seeing such, the soldier could not help but wonder once more. Had they just been escaped Oceanids? If such were the case, there was no way there was any sort of phantom god.


Kamera flash disintegrating the first group into nothing, the soldier shook his head. The phantom god had not yet arisen. Walking forward towards the barricaded area in the corner, a caged shadowy slime bounced for its freedom. But, such freedom would never arise.


Snapshot taking the phantom enemy out with a singular shot, the soldier kept walking around the former battlegrounds. Monster flapping its wings from the sky, the hyena waited for the creature to land closer. Window soon realized, another flash lit up the area like fireworks in Inazuma.


No more false prophets hiding themselves within the temple, the soldier turned his shoes towards the westward path. Grass littered with tall Windwheel Asters once more, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Who did the enemies think they were fooling? Sea of fake plants melting into nothing, the hyena sauntered onward.


Multiple other shadows disguising themselves as the largest Sweet Flowers in the world, the soldier folded his arms against his chest. What a clever master of disguise that only a baby would fall for. Kamera's light bullets vanquishing the darkness, the battle of light kept going.


Large, black apples scattering themselves around the pathway towards the big tree, the hyena held back the urge to chuckle. The gods, oceanids, whatever they were's disguises were getting too ridiculous. Army of phantoms removed, the early adult sped off towards the Windrise tree.


Final shadow monster removed from the equation after four snapshots, the hyena let out a huff. Mondstadt's shadow monster problem was larger than he expected. Reading the name Dadaupa Gorge next, the soldier prepared himself. Walking away from the tree, the soldier headed towards the southeast.


But, as the soldier reached the Hilichurl tribes and sword cemetery, the sound of battle cries overtook the area. Turning his head towards the cacophony, an intense battle of failure had begun to play out in front of him. Sheep and goat bounty hunters wielding a water axe and aquatic blade, their attacks were soon absorbed inside the shadow enemies.


Watching as no attacks landed for even a second, the soldier shrugged. Were these creatures immune to the element of Hydro? He supposed such could have been the case. Sheep bounty hunter soon turning her head towards the enemy, she attempted with all her might to ram into the enemy. But, her horns proved useless, as well.


Goat bounty hunter's horns doing nothing, the hyena accidentally let out a sigh. Were the shadow monsters impervious to physical prowess, as well? This fight was going nowhere fast. Eyes shooting his way, the soldier let out a groan. More accusations were about to tossed at him any second.


"Kylling, look! The Fatoosy is here!" Lang shouted, pointing.


"Fatuus, Lang," Kylling corrected her. "Back off, buster, this is our bounty!"


The hyena rolled his eyes towards the sky. There was their bounty? They certainly were fighting it all wrong. Aiming the kamera at the monster, the enemy vanished into smoke and mirrors before the bounty hunters could even blink. Look of rage on the sheep and ram's faces, the soldier made a run for it.


Dashing off towards Cape Oath almost as fast as lightning, the hyena let out a pant. Catching his breath, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Phantoms among him everywhere, the soldier got his kamera ready. First shadow monster hiding itself as a bush of berries, the evil had been vanquished.


Three enemies in the sky flapping their phantom wings, their life had been devoured into the light as they flew closer. Continuing along the coastline, the early adult had begun to wonder. Was he ever going to find the presumed phantom god? Hope was dying faster than a Cicin in the open wilderness.


Final enemy within the cape's edge removed from the world of light, the soldier crossed his arms as he gazed at the ocean off in the distance. Was the phantom god he was tasked to find completely sensationalized by the Steambird? But, he knew he could not falter. Surely, the so-called deity was out there somewhere.


Reversing back towards the path he came, the soldier could feel seeds of doubt plant themselves inside him. Would any of this truly lead to anything? He could not help but feel discovering the phantom god would only land him a spot in the newspaper. What a waste such would be if that were what all of this was for.


Passing by the path near the Windrise tree, the seed of doubt rooted itself into the hyena's partially human brain. Why would Her Majesty willingly have him work for the Steambird? Surely, she had to have some sort of ulterior motive closed behind her palace doors.


Reaching the entrance towards Springvale, a collection of noise resonated throughout the area. Dashing off towards the commotion, the early adult's glasses almost fell off his face at the sight before him. Prinzessin and her raven firing off electric arrows at shadowy looking Mitachurls, the blitzy weapons did nothing.


Battle cries popping off right and left, the chimera turned his head off towards the opposite direction. Unlucky boy infusing his sword with terrifying flames, the soldier's heart skipped a beat. Mondstadt's unluckiest person wielded the vision of Pyro? How absolutely horrific. Flames shooting him off a platform, the young man let out a pained noise.


Spotting the sour catgirl attempting to shoot her disgusting icy drink mix at the phantom monster as well, Electro, Pyro and Cryo did absolutely nothing. Seeing such, the soldier shrugged his shoulders. He supposed the phantom beings were immune to the seven and all other forces of power that weren't light. Advantage proving itself, arguments broke out.


"Mein Fraulein, it would seem none of our attacks our working," the bird familiar stated.


"Ugh, I know, Oz! Do you have to point it out?" the prinzessin exclaimed, oddly out of character.


"I'm sorry, maybe my bad luck rubbed off on us all," the unlucky boy bemoaned.


"Quit you're whining, you guys!" the sour catgirl shouted. "I'll just make an even worse drink. That'll get them!"


-----'s Adventure team trying to come up with multiple failed strategies, the hyena held back the urge to speak out. The group of three should give up the fight. There was no way any of their elemental strikes would do anything. Snapshots of doom right front and center, the soldier pointed the flash at the shadow Mitachurl.


First enemy removed from the equation, the soldier headed towards the lake. Man throwing holy water on a bunch of phantom like tortoises, the hyena placed his hands into a praying position. Sending his prayers to the spirit tortoise residing within Linggui to not incur his wrath, the blinding light devoured the ghastly sea creatures.


Multiple phantoms disguising themselves as mushrooms that clung onto houses, the soldier's flash and the faux fungus met. Were the phantom monsters attempting to replace nature around them? If such were the case, he would put a stop to it, in an instant, no questions asked.


Moving onwards towards the side of a house, a peculiar phantom awaited the soldier. Enemy turning itself into a cooking pot, the self proclaimed carnivore attempted to cook up a meat dish inside it. But, as her raw chicken phased through, confusion hit the streets.


Phantom cooking pot defeated, and all other phantoms within the small village gone, as well, a slight wave of fatigue flowed through the soldier. But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. It was too soon to feel tired. There was still work to be done. Reading the next name on the list, the chimera slapped his cheeks.


Snow Covered Path screaming out to him, the early adult exited the village. Would he see other people trying to fight the phantom monsters within the lesser permafrost area? He supposed time would tell. Eventually reaching the camp outside of Dragonspine after forty-five minutes of walking, the hyena traversed the broken bridge. But, something of immediate note caught the chimera's attention.


Bridge looking fixed, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Why was there a thick black layer of shadow connecting the two crossroads? How incredibly suspicious. Snapshotting the oddly repaired path, the faux phantom deity destroyed itself in an instant. Hopping over the debris, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left.


Spotting extra pillars leaking with shadows, the soldier sniffed about. Was it just his imagination, or did the extra objects smell like a brewed concoction? He was overthinking it, surely. Perhaps, someone had cooked up something elsewhere. Snapshotting the phantoms out of existence, the soldier kept walking.


Spotting obsidian looking quartz attempting to blend themselves in with the scarlet ones, the snap of doom lowered the minerals count from three to one. Did these shapeshifting phantoms think they had him fooled? They had another thing coming if they thought he would fall for such ridiculous tricks.


Moving onward towards Wyrmrest Valley, trees far too tiny to be convincing stopped the soldier in his tracks. Kamera doing the honors, the early adult shook his head. What did this tree think, it was some sort of roadblock that could stop people from moving? He was not in some sort of badge collecting adventure.


Coming across a sea of out of place flowers seated within the dragon's heart cave, the soldier removed the ghastly obstacle from the room of frights. Why would someone plant flowers in here? The phantom's disguises were getting worse with every minute passing. Valley cleared out, the soldier dashed off towards the southeast.


Starglow Cavern filled to the brim with an army of unusual monsters, the hyena's bullets of light were ready. Blinding flashes removing multiple shadowy wolves, the chimera shuffled the invisible dice. All the phantoms were disappearing upon contact with light. There was no god here, for sure.


Exiting the cavern, the hyena kept heading north. Unusual clusters of black snowflakes raining down from the sky, the soldier slapped his hand across his forehead. The phantom creatures had run out of clever disguises, for sure. Faux snow melted, the deity had yet to show itself.


But, as the chimera reached the Ancient Palace, the soldier's eyes opened wide. Area filled to the brim with fake elemental monuments, the early adult backed five steps away. Why would phantom creatures hide themselves as puzzles? Gullible adventurers would try to solve them, for sure.


Removing all the obstacles with the blinding lights after two hours of work, the hyena could not help but wonder once more. The so called phantom gods, could they have been created by someone? He could not help but smell common alchemy ingredients as the army of disguises had been disintegrated around Dragonspine.


Figuring the Chief Alchemist might know something, the hyena headed for the camp. But, as he reached the area, a predictable sight played out before him. Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius giving Irpa a scolding, the hyena almost wagged his finger. How typical of her to cause an alchemical ruckus. Stepping into the camp, snippets of the conversation bounced off his eardrums.


"Irpa, you are scaring people," the alchemist scolded. "Please stop making zombies with alchemy." But, a defense was already presenting itself.


"But, I only made one ghosty!" Irpa retaliated. "I swear, this outbreak has nothing to do with me, boss!" Adjusting her glasses, she gave puppy dog eyes. "You know my family has been having some drama lately! I only made one ghosty to let off some steam, promise!" But, the alchemist continued.


"You don't have to be so formal with me. I am not your boss," the alchemist responded, shaking his head. There was a long pause between the last word and the next. "If you really did not make the rest of the phantoms, where did they come from?"


Hearing the heavy amount of skepticism in the alchemist's voice, the early adult rose an eyebrow. Was Irpa lying? Creating undead creatures through alchemy was something she had already done multiple times. She had to have guilty of the crime. But, as if his footsteps were an air siren in Snezhnaya, the definite perpetrator of the crime turned towards him.


"Oh, hi, Mr. Tagalong!" Irpa greeted, waving. "I heard you saved my sister. Thank you for that!" She put on a cheesy grin. "I swear I have nothing to do with the phantoms! Okay, maybe I made one, but the rest totally aren't mine!"


Hints of dishonesty pushing through, doubts baked themselves into a pie. There was no way she had only made one phantom. All of this had to have been her responsibility. But, he supposed if she didn't want to speak the truth he couldn't force it out of her. Alchemist looking at him, as well, the chimera made eye contact.


"Heed with caution if you continue to pursue this case," the alchemist warned. "I have heard from other adventurers some phantoms abroad have been acting quite feisty."


Nodding, the early adult exited the area. Although, as he readied to exit, the soldier swore he could hear Kígyó screaming on the mountaintops. Tuning such shouts out, the hyena walked out of the frozen world. Whatever the medusa was shouting about was absolutely no business of his whatsoever.


No more names listed within Mondstadt, the early adult headed back towards the capital city. Could there have been one secret phantom he could have missed? He supposed checking one last time would not hurt. But, as he approached the city streets, advertisements screamed out in the open.


Generic man shouting outside of Angel's Share about non alcoholic sparing grape juice, the hyena salivated. He supposed he could go for some classy juice right about now. Walking into the tavern, the redheaded owner glared at him for minutes on end. Looking ready to end him with a claymore, the hyena's knees buckles. Maybe he should just leave.


"What do you want?" the angel's share owner asked, arms folded across his chest.


Sharp red eyes on him, the soldier could feel himself shake like a leaf. Was he about to be kicked out of the tavern? He knew Fatui were not welcomed anywhere near the tavern. He needed to leave right away. But, a generic regular patron soon came to the soldier's rescue.


Patron stating he probably came in to try the new sparkling grape juice, the angel's share owner let out a sigh. Pouring him a glass, orders to drink his fill then leave had come his way. Paying for the glass in full, the early adult had begun sipping. Carbonated bubbles hitting his throat, the soldier held back a noise.


Continuing to sip the fancy drink of fruit, the early adult swore his eyes were sparkling as much as the juice. Was this what rich people drank? How absolutely delectable. Finishing the glass, the young soldier stepped out of the tavern. Snezhnaya waypoint soon highlighted, the hyena stepped into the soundproof room.


Letting out a yawn, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform removed as well, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. But, as the world of sleep were about to invite him back in, one final question had begun to loop on repeat.


Will phantoms attack him tomorrow?


***


"You know? I'm done.
Over the past few months, Ezrek has caused
Us nothing but countless pain. You


Know what? That's it. Today is the last straw.
No, the last straw should have been during
Our fight around two weeks ago.
Well, we have had it.


We have heard that Ezrek tends to go to Dragonspine around this time of week to
Hop off the mountains.
After all this pain and denial our sibling as put us
Through, I no longer wish to be a brother to Ezrek.


We're pulling the plug on this family.
Ezrek, I nor Valaha care anymore.


Hallucination this, stop haunting me that.
Ah, you know what? We should have done this sooner.
Valaha and I storm through the cold mountains.
Even though she and I no longer feel anything, our doll


Hearts are slightly racing.
Ah, but enough is enough. After
Denouncing us and sending us to that mirage world, we've had


Enough. You know what Ezrek told us after we freed ourselves? You guess it: 'You're
Not real! Go away, stop haunting me already!'
Oh, don't you worry, dear Ezrek, we're done! This is the
Ultimate final straw!
Go ahead, jump for all we care! We won't be
Halting you from doing so any longer!


Even now, I feel like I regret being brought back. But, us caring had reached its
Zenith a long time ago.
Right, we should have done this a long time ago. But, a part of me still cared.
Even so, enough is enough. Do you
Know how many times we had to have our arms and legs replaced? Thrice! You


Know that's three times too many!
It's not like doll parts are cheap!
Great, I can see Ezrek now, gazing off the mountain, ready to jump.
You know, why does Ezrek even try? It'll never work.
Oh, at this point,


Who cares? Ezrek does not listen. Our former sibling can try
However many times it won't take.
As we have put on the brakes of
Trying! I see the pitch black
Eyes looking our way, and what do you know! The lines of
Villainy introduce themselves once again.
Ezrek says that predictable, annoying,
Reality ignoring line! 'You hallucinations again! Stop following me around already!' Ooh,


Valaha looks mad now. Her fists
Are shaking! Former sibling of mine, you're about to get what's coming!
'Look, Ezrek. Deny that we exist
All you want, but you know what? We're through!'
Ha. The look on Ezrek's face. Shock? You had this
All coming to you. This is what happens when you continously deny we exist!


And there's no comeback from Ezrek. Typical.
No shouts about us not being real? No
Delivering of celebrations that your hallucinations are leaving you behind?


I see, I see. Hurts doesn't it?


A taste of your own medicine.
Really, this is all your fault. You denied us,
Ezrek! And we've had enough!


Don't think we'll be taking this
One back. We mean it!
Now there's an apologetic look on the face.
Eyes twitching. In what seems like a panic, Ezrek screams. 'Don't


Go!' Knife in the hand, I shake my head.
Oh, really, you think that thing will guilt us into changing
Our minds? You have another thing coming, dear sibling.
Don't try it, it won't work! Valaha responds to this
'But we're not real to
You anyway, right?
Élénk and I have had enough of this! So, congratulations, you


Got want you wanted! We're disowning you!'
Oh, now it's my turn to chime in!
Off I go! 'After all this time of
Denying we exist, outright harming us, and throwing us away, you


Really think we're going to put up with this anymore?
I won't! Ezrek, you've crossed the line too many times. We
Don't care anymore! We're doing what you want, we're going away!
Doesn't that make you happy?'
Ah, was that too harsh? You know what? I
No longer care. I've put up with enough damages. The bridges have all been burned. There's no
Chance to repair our relationship. Not
Even the longest of sorries will ever mend the past.


Weeping out a forced out apology,
Ezrek looks so pathetic right about now.


As our former sibling aims the knife at the center of the throat we
Refuse to put a stop to such.
Ezrek, do you really think goading us with trying to die for the


Nine hundredth time will guilt us into staying?
Obviously we will not.
That might have worked


Five hundred twenty years
Ago when we were both on our deathbeds, but
My mind is sharp and I'm aware this
Is an attempt to stop us from
Leaving. I let out one last
Yelp. 'Do what you like with that knife,' I said


As I turned my back.
'Neither I nor Valaha will stop
You anymore. Goodbye and good riddance, Ezrek!
Maybe someday, if you become a better person, we'll
Open our former hearts again, but you've
Ruined all your chances! Leaving the area we do not turn back. It's time to leave
Ezrek behind and start to wander. We're through being denied."


Waking up the next morning, a shining piece of paper had been in place of where the hyena's rations would usually be. Reading out a new list of locations of phantom sightings, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Who placed this here? But, he supposed Her Majesty had it delivered personally while he was asleep.


Clicking the sunflower hairpins and earrings into place, the early adult read through the list of names upon the sheet of Dendro creation. Seeing Sumeru listed towards the top, a wave of unease flowed through the soldier. The Nation of Wisdom was experiencing a phantom problem while it was still struggling? He needed to defeat the phantoms with photography right away.


Vimara Village the first name upon the list, the hyena highlighted the teleport waypoint. Reaching the riverside village in a split second, silence looped on repeat. Why was it so quiet here, still? But, he supposed the people who lived here wanted to keep themselves away from the chaos.


Not even students stirring about, the hyena turned his attention towards the river. Eight phantoms looking like bedsheet ghosts floating across the river, the chimera had gotten his kamera ready. It was time to get rid of the problem before it were to get out of hand. But, as he prepared to let down the blinding flash, the enemies raced away.


Strange ball of blue light adding themselves to the crowd, the early adult had begun running. Why now, of all times, did the possible phantom god want to play games with him? He needed to catch up with them and disintegrate the fakes once and for all. Creatures dashing off towards the opposite side of the river, the soldier grappled to the other side with the four leafed clover across the land.


Ghostly creatures gaining speed, the early adult kept the chase going. Was the wind faster than normal here? He had to run faster, quicker. Picking up speed, the hyena continued the high speed game forced upon him. Spooky specters ascending towards the cliffside, the early adult ascended.


Enemies only getting faster, the soldier was running as swift as a bird trying to outsmart a coyote on the dirt roads. Slimy creature alongside them raising itself upward, the soldier used the next available four leafed grapple hook towards the sky. Distance zeroing in, the soldier jumped towards a tree.


Group of eight phantoms disintegrated with a singular kamera shot, the early adult attempted with any might that remained to catch his breath. None of the ghastly enemies were the so called phantom god? What a waste of cardiovascular exercise. Heartbeat eventually dissipating into normalcy, the soldier read off the next name upon the list.


Seeing all the Sumeru temples listed upon the paper, the young soldier tilted his head. Why were all of King Deshret's various ruins here? But, he supposed he would have to look. If anywhere were hiding a secret god, it had to have been one of the desert's dunes, for sure.


Reaching the Mausoleum of King Deshret first, the hyena stepped inside the ruins. Group of six phantoms taking on the appearance of treasure hoarders, the soldier let out a sigh. Did the shadow enemies really think they were doing themselves a favor by masquerading as humans? They weren't fooling anyone. But, as he approached them, the chase had soon begun.


Ghostly enemies running at the pace of a normal human person, the soldier switched the position of his legs. Did the faux treasure hoarders think that they were going to be able to run away from him at the pace of a regular, untrained human's pace? They had another thing coming if that was enough to stop him.


But, as he caught up to the group of phantom bandits, balls of smoke soon clouded his vision. World in front of him nothing but pillars of grey, the soldier let out a cough. The copycat ghosts could even imitate a Treasure Hoarder's exit? He needed to be more careful, for sure.


Opponents only get further away with every second, the soldier sped up his running. False thieving criminals cornered into a wall, the blinding snapshot of doom poofed the enemies into nothingness, in an instant. Deity not showing itself, the next location was upon the hyena.


Reaching the Dune of Carouses, another chase played itself out. But, such had resolved itself far quicker than the last. Phantom creatures ramming themselves into a wall that required some sort of desert clearance to remove, their fate had been sealed by the kamera. Everything dissolving so far, the early adult could not help but wonder for what felt like the thousandth time. Had the Steambird sensationalized the situation? There was definitely not phantom deity.


Knowing he could not give up, the soldier headed for the Dunes of Magma. Spotting out of place jackal statues radiating an aura different from the rest, the hyena snapped the next picture of defeat. No one was going to fall for such trick. Surely, even seasoned adventurers would know something was amiss.


Specters attempting to disguise themselves as Primal Constructs, the soldier shook his head at the sight before him. Creatures making themselves into a cube instead of a prism, the blinding light had become the monster's end in seconds. A triangle could never become a square.


Final area within Sumeru listed as the temple within Khaj Nisut, the hyena let out a sigh. Were the phantoms enjoying their history lesson today? Knowing he had to make haste, the soldier had begun heading upon the northern path. Hours of sand cruised through, the border between the great red sand and the Desert of Hadramaveth awaited him.


But, as the hyena stepped foot into the temple, a predictable sight caught the early adult's mismatched eyes. Panther twins attempting to battle a phantom disguising itself as a humongous winged serpent with spikes, the soldier withheld from letting out a comment. Rings of electricity and water arrows failing for minutes on end, the chimera remained silent.


Battle continuing for minutes on end, the hyena continued to withhold the urge to speak the truth. He supposed it was best they figured out the truth on their own. He knew, even if he said anything, Bogart would keep the battle going either way. But, the elements soon stopped.


"Nothing doing!" Bogart exclaimed, tail curling up from behind him. "This monster just won't die! Waiola, shoot your arrows again!"


"No, Bogart. You know that's not working," Waiola responded, lowering her bow. "All of them are phasing right through it. It's almost as if it's a ghost."


Not wanting to watch another second of this, the hyena placed the kamera lens underneath his glasses. Blinding light removing the disguised serpent after three clicks of the button, Bogart's jaw dropped open. Turning towards the light, his eyes soon met his. Panther far less dressed to impress than usual, the soldier quickly returned eye contact.


"Wowza! That snake died from one shot of a kamera?" Bogart asked, pointing at the lenses. He then turned towards Waiola. "Waiola, we gotta push the enemies into the sunlight!"


Figuring the panther twins had the rest of the desert covered, the soldier read off the next name upon the list. But, as the word Inazuma burned upon the pages of sightings, the early adult's heart skipped two beats. He had to search for phantoms in the closed off nation? If the tengu general were to spot him, he will be arrested, guaranteed. But, he knew he had no choice but to deal with the issue.


Although, as the soldier prepared to highlight a waypoint in Inazuma, wanderlust ate the soldier up like a plate of pita pockets. Was Xena doing alright? Maybe it would have been a good idea to check up on her. Dendro lord visiting his dream two nights prior telling him the unconscious doll will be in the Sanctuary of Surasthana, the soldier highlighted the waypoint in Sumeru City.


Stepping through the Razan Gardens and heading north, a peculiar sight caught the chimera's attention. Sanctuary left completely unguarded, the soldier invited himself in. But, such invitation soon turned into a sea of sorrow as he walked deeper within the halls of the sanctuary.


Faxi standing beside Xena's unconscious doll body sulking, the early adult readied himself to back away. It was time to turn back. But, as he accidentally let out a noise, Faxi's extremely tired face turned towards him like a zombie. Were dolls able to cry? He could not help but feel such could have been possible.


"Are you here to check on Xena, Mr. Tagalong?" Faxi forced himself to ask. "As you can see, she hasn't woken up yet. Could you go, please? I'd rather be alone right now."


Knowing it was best to oblige, the early adult exited the sanctuary. Next order of business listed as the Grand Narukami Shrine, the soldier highlighted the waypoint upon the shrine grounds. Surely, the head miko had already taken care of the problem already.


Reaching the Shrine in a split second, the soldier headed towards the mine point of interest. He supposed he had no choice but to seek out the Guji whether he liked it or not. Spotting a phantom fox looking ready to play pranks on everyone, the early adult readied to capture the monster on kamera, but as he stepped forward, three faces he did no wish to encounter plagued the area.


Tegne and Rede looking ready to bend down onto their knees and beg the Guji to publish yet another one of their sonnet books, the early adult attempted to sidestep them. Path in front of him blocked off, the hyena stood still. It would be rude to cut through them. Show of begs about to begin, the chimera waited.


"Please, Guji-sama, get us a spot in the Irodori Festival!" Tegne begged, lowering himself down onto one knee.


"We implore you, Guji-sama, we'll do anything to be allowed your graces to show off our work!" Rede added, palms clapped together. Tricky fox letting out a laugh, she soon spoke her peace.


"I'll help you out, little ones, if you defeat that phantom fox over there," the guji responded, pointing at the obstacle.


Tegne and Rede running towards the Sacred Sakura, the soldier hid himself behind a tree in the corner. Knowing fights with the elements would go nowhere, the early adult aimed the kamera lens at the phantom. Light destroying it in a matter of seconds, Tegne's jaw dropped opened wide.


"Rede, did you see that?" Tenge asked, pointing at his sword. "My sword was so bright, it killed that fox in one shot!" But, such point was cancelled in a matter of moments.


Fox shrine maiden calling the hyena out from behind the tree in an instant, the early adult let out a yelp. How had he already been caught so quickly? But, he supposed absolutely nothing escaped the divine priestess's eyes. Stepping out from behind the tree, the early adult's camera exposed itself. Eyes on the device, more obnoxious shouts hit the soldier's ears.


"Kameras can defeat ghosts?!" Tegne shouted, leg raised upward. "How is that possible, Rede?!"


"They're shadows, Tegne," Rede responded. He then turned towards Guji-sama. "Guji-sama, I implore you to let us promote our work during the Irodori Festival. We'll do anything!"


Knowing that was his cue to leave, the soldier exited the shrine premises. Reading the next name upon the list, the early adult could feel his heart race. Phantoms had been spotted in Konda Village? If there were feisty ones there, the citizens would be in trouble, for certain.


Reaching Konda Village after about an hour of walking, a violent surprise awaited him as he walked towards the riverbeds. Phantoms assuming the disguise of katana wielding Kairagi, the early adult let out a gulp. The enemies were assuming more fighting identities for themselves now? He was in for the one sided fight of a lifetime in the phantom's favor.


Shadow blades looking ready to mince him, the soldier placed the photography device underneath his glasses for what felt like the millionth time. Enemy's stating they had the upper hand, the sword of ghostly proportions soon halted the flash in seconds. Kamera moved out of the way, the fight had begun.


Knowing the elements would do absolutely nothing, the hyena attempted to grab the katana. But, such was an utter failure. Blade nothing but shadow, his fingers phased through it. Curved sword keeping its momentum going, the path to taking a photo was blocked.


Blade keeping its rampage going, the hyena jumped two steps back. Katana missing, the early adult puffed a sigh of relief. But, such celebration was short lived. Blade of shadows meeting his shoulder, the chimera grit his teeth. Had the phantom monsters been able to copy any ability they transformed themselves into like a certain round and pink alien? He needed to snap a photo immediately before it was too late.


Spotting some ninja, whatever that was, girl rolling up into a ball and encasing herself in a thin layer of ice, the shadowy samurai had soon been frozen in place in a matter of moments. Seeing such, the early adult's mouth dropped open. Was ninjutsu, whatever that was, enough to stop the faux phantom gods?


"And away I go!" the ninja shouted, removing herself from her ball state.


Enemy weakened as the lazy girl in a tanuki costume turned herself into some sort of statue, the soldier snapped a photo of the haunting samurai. Blinding light destroying it in seconds, the chimera headed for Byakko Plain nearby. Phantom enemies looking ready to fight him, the early adult steeled himself.


Frozen lake soon rearing its vengeance, six ghastly opponents had become frozen popsicles. Seeing such, the hyena snapped the photos as quick as a bullet. He supposed even ghosts between two worlds were capable of being turned into a block of ice. Continuing to head upon the southward path, one more phantom awaited him within Amakane island.


Floating mask photographed back into the spirit world, the soldier read the next location upon the list. But, the name before him almost made him drop the paper. The area north of Kujou Encampment? If the winged general were to spot him, he was in trouble, guaranteed.


Boat soon borrowed, the hyena had begun rowing. As he headed towards the area northern of the encampment, the early adult could not help but wonder. Could there have been phantoms floating around in the sea? If such were the case, he needed to tread on carefully. Not spotting anything of sort so far, the early adult kept rowing.


Seas rougher than normal, the chimera let out a gulp. The Electro Archon, was she about to incur her wrath upon him? Staying focused on the journey ahead of him, the hyena kept going. There was no way he could stop now even if a storm were about to come his way and electrocute him.


Eventually reaching the destination after about two hours of riding the stormy waves, the soldier lowered his walk into a tiptoe as he had begun to head north. Soon spotting the first of many phantoms, the early adult prepared himself for the worst. Phantom locking eyes with him, the shadow blade came forward.


Keeping himself in a fighting stance, the ghastly samurai lunged the blade forward. Shadows katana attempting to carve into his knee, the soldier flinched. While the weapon had done nothing, the intent was as sharp as a real sword, for sure. Attempting to regain focus, the lens was in front of his glasses for what felt like the billionth time.


Flashing light defeating the first of many within the area, the early adult had begun to head south. Tiptoeing around the Kujou Encampment, the soldier prayed to the Electro Archon he was not supposed to worship not a single member of the army would notice him sneaking around.


Squeaking out the Encampment by a thread, the early adult kept heading south. Nobushi phantoms destroyed after four snapshots of the flashing kamera lens, the young soldier let out a bated breath. Was it just him, or had it been taking a little longer to remove the phantoms from the area now?


Reaching a small island filled to the brim with pitch black slimes, the early adult got the lens ready. Phantom monsters snapshotted out of existence after three attempts, the soldier let out a huff. Perhaps, just maybe, he needed to turn up the flash now to extinguish the monsters faster.


Next order of business Tatarasuna, the group of samurai ghosts were extinguished within ten minutes. Phantom god still not showing itself, the recurring wonder repeated itself for the third time within the early adult's fading human mind. Were the Steambird's claims that there was a phantom deity wildly exaggerated for reader bait? It was almost as if, in the world of Teyvat and beyond, news articles had ridiculous, outrageous titles that were used as a way to generate low hanging bait to get as much people reading as possible.


Reversing his heelless shoes off towards the north, the soldier headed off towards Nazuchi Beach. Spotting a phantom disguising itself as a black haired girl holding an anchor around her, the early adult blinked. Had he finally found the god of all ghosts? Metallic ship stopped hurled towards him, the hyena let out a yelp.


Attempting with any energy that remained to send the anchor back, the early adult kicked the object back towards the owner like it were a ball. Enemy looking dizzy as if they just lost a battle of bullets, the hyena tilted his head. What was going on, just who was the ghost copying, exactly?


Kamera flash disintegrating the phantom almost immediately, the soldier could feel defeat freeze his shoulder solid. The phantom god had still not shown itself? Knowing he had no choice but to move on, the soldier headed upon the westward path, for the time being. Musoujin Gorge reached in less than an hour of walking, the early adult braced himself for another battle of ghosts.


Group of ten phantoms disguising themselves as specters, the soldier's lens and the faux monsters soon met. Mob defeated after five attempts the hyena kept heading towards the westward path. But, as he reached Higi Village, a sight to behold overtook the area.


Phantom samurais almost appearing as if they had physical bodies, an Inazuman style claymore had been temporarily gifted to the soldier. Group of heavily masked and armored ghost warriors sparring with him, a long clash of the blades took place for minutes on end. Enemy eventually weakened, the blinding light dealt the final blow.


Returning the greatsword to the nice people, the early adult headed off towards Fort Mumei. Seeing Watatsumi towards the bottom of the list, the young soldier knew now was the best time to boat to the area. But, as the wooden vessel cruised forward upon the roaring waters, a surprise gift had been left for him beside the sea.


Phantoms transforming themselves into sea monsters, the chimera let out a sigh. Now was not the time to deal with such tricks. Snapshot burning the ghostly copycats into absolutely nothing, the early adult kept cruising the boat forward. Watatsumi Island getting closer with every stroke, the hyena would not falter.


Reaching the next island after two hours of rowing, the early adult took a long deep breath. Why was he even bothering with this ordeal anymore? There was surely no actual phantom god. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. Why was he acting like he was defeated? He could not stop looking until the job was done.


But, as he walked towards the Sangonomiya Shrine, the early adult could feel a chill travel down his spine at the sight before him. Divine Priestess and dog general cornered by phantom Kairagi, the early adult held back the urge to scream. The monsters were causing problems for important people in Inazuma? They were going down.


Throwing down a flower friend, the Windwheel Aster soon acted as a baited distraction. Ghost samurai turning their attention towards the dance, the early adult snapped the photo of redeath. Every other enemy soon taken out by the blinding flash, the soldier headed off towards the next reported sightings.


As the hyena headed for Bourou Village, the hyena could not help but question for what felt like the fifteenth time. Was the phantom god even real? He was truly starting to believe he would never come across it because it did not exist in reality. Snapping himself out of such thinking, the chimera kept walking.


Village plagued with phantom samurai, the early adult sighed. Villager handing him a dull claymore to borrow, the chimera went blade to blade with the enemies. Battle of the blades kicking into speed for quite awhile, the ghost of samurais past had soon fell onto one knee each after forty-five strikes.


Taking the next photo of end times, the soldier read the final name upon the list for the day. Reading out the name Mouun Shrine, the soldier returned the claymore to its owner. Running off towards the left, the soldier prepared himself for a possible ghostly dragon fight upon the sands of Inazuma.


Seeing a blinding dash of electricity overtake the area as he stepped foot upon sandland, the early adult backed seven steps away. Shrine Maiden rabbit attempting with all her might to knock a phantom Kairagi down with her Electro Delusion, the soldier kept stepping out of the way. But, her attacks continued to prove unlucky. Tears sweeping down her face, a wish had been sent up to Celestia above.


"I wish my sister were here," Shunko cried. "He'd know what to do right about now."


Not wishing to see someone break down into pieces, the hyena threw down a flower friend. Perhaps, just maybe, the ghastly samurai needed a little bit of a distraction. Silk Flower's vines oddly hitting the swordsman, however, Shunko's delusional electricity added itself to the mix.


Enemy soon weak enough, the early adult snapped a photo of the creature. Phantom fading away like all the rest, the hyena let out a sigh of defeat. He was never going to find the so called god. Shrine Maiden rabbit soon looking his way with a deep look of irritation, a green flag turned itself red.


"Fatui-san, I could have done this by myself," Shunko said, voice oddly devoid of emotion.


Bowing an apology, the soldier gazed at the sheet of Dendro creation. Spotting Liyue on the back of the page, the hyena highlighted the waypoint in the military barracks. He supposed it was time to stop the search for the day at hand. It was best to continue the search tomorrow.


Late evening rolling as the hyena stepped into the steel walled room, the chimera removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform and glasses removed, as well, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. But, as the land of tormented dreams were ready to call him back in, one final question wrapped vines around him.


Will the real phantom god please stand up?


***


"I'm starting to think that none of this is real.


All these phantoms, they're just Irpa's creations, surely. She
May be denying it, but


She has to be responsible for
This, at least partially.
Am I to believe there's
Really a phantom god hiding somewhere
That won't be defeated by a kamera lens.
I am starting to believe
None of this is real.
Guess this distraction has gone


Too far for even Her Majesty to ignore.
Oh, well, I cannot give up.


Looks like Liyue is my last hope.
Obviously, I won't find anything.
So, all of this will just be a waste of time.
Even, now I am losing all my


Hope that this will lead to anything.
Onward to finding absolutely,
Positively nothing of value.
Every day repeats."


Waking up the next upon, the early adult was ready to tackle Liyue with a ghost punching fury. List placing Bishui Plain up at the top, the soldier prepared himself for battle. Today, for sure, he would find the phantom god, or he would report to the Steambird it was too elusive to locate.


Teleport waypoint taking him to Bishui Plain in a split second, a boar smacked straight into the soldier. Letting nature be, a sight to behold soon overtook the area. Group of blob shaped phantoms looking ready to float away the hyena's kamera was ready and loaded for its blinding action, but the mob of enemies were off to the races immediately upon being spotted.


Amorphous blob phantoms zooming off through the dirt road, the hyena attempted with all his might to catch up to them, but such was a quick and utter failure as the monster party ran off towards the northeastern pathway. Increasing his sprinting speed, the soldier kept attempting to play catch up.


Faux phantom gods floating through Wuwang Hill at lightning speed, the early adult let out a scream as he kept running. Why were the phantoms moving so fast? He needed to get rid of them as soon as possible. Phantoms continuing to float faster and faster, the soldier swore they had eaten an aircraft in Fontaine.


Enemies whirring off towards the southward path, the early adult kept the chase going. Where the monsters trying to head for Qingce Village? He could not allow such to happen. If the elderly in the area were to be scared by the ghosts, their blood pressures would run dangerously high, in an instant. Letting out a battle cry as Qingce Village inched ever so closer, the soldier placed the lens in front of him.


Phantoms smacking themselves against a stone wall near the elderly village, the soldier snapped a photo of the opponents. Monsters disintegrating into nothing, the hyena snapped his fingers. The real phantom god had not yet shown itself once again. But, as he stepped foot into the main area within the village, uneased elderly screams overtook the area.


Legal Advisor and panda chimera dressed in all pink standing beside a group of elderly people attempting to calm them down, the early adult could feel a wave of unease flow through him. Had there already been phantoms wrecking havoc in the village. He needed to take care of the problem right away if such were the case.


"Deep breaths, everyone," the legal advisor said. But Qiulong soon interrupted.


"I won't let those scary ghosties get anywhere near any of you!" Qiulong shouted, flexing her muscles.


The hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. What was Qiulong doing? Why was she flexing her muscles? There was no strengths to prove here whatsoever. Kamera flash snapping the lingering phantoms out of existence, the early adult tried with all his might to hang onto his hope. Surely, the proclaimed ghost god would shot itself soon.


Qiulong and legal advisor thanking him for his assistance, the chimera headed off towards the next area. But, upon reaching Dihua Marsh, a rather odd set of phantoms awaited him. Ghosts turning themselves into boats, the chimera shook his head. Really? The specters thought they could fool him by becoming ships? What a ridiculous transformation. Boats never docked themselves anywhere near the Wangshu Inn's areas.


Tapping the lowered anchors, the chimera's flashing lens ended the rest of the phantom's lives within the area. Knowing the inn was the next order of business, the soldier headed south. But, upon entering the esteemed hotel establishment, intense shouts echoed from the bottommost floor.


Phantom in the kitchen disguising themselves as a very young girl, the chef in the area let out a distressed scream. Cook's knees buckling, the hyena bit his lower lip. What a terrible trick, scaring a hard working person. If he were making anything right now, the monster would be fully responsible for any kitchen accidents.


Spirit soon vanquished, the early adult let out a groan. Just where could the phantom god have been? He was starting to feel hope dying inside him. Next order of business listed a Guili Plains, the early adult headed south once more. Phantom spotting him in a split second, the creature had begun running.


Creature running on its ghost legs, the early adult kept speeding forward. How could a ghost run so swiftly? Weren't denizens of the afterlife usually slow? But, he knew there was no time to think about such things. He had to catch up to the enemy right away. Specter from time long ago aiming straight for a stone wall, the early adult jumped off towards the side.


Phantom ramming itself into a wall, the hyena held back the urge to laugh. Weren't ghosts supposed to be able to phase through any kind of object? He supposed not all afterlife denizens were created equal. Kamera doing its duty, the blinding light took out the next enemy.


Continuing onward towards the south for awhile, no specters haunted the area for a long walk ahead. But, as Mt. Tianheng slowly approached, the hyena shivered. Was it just him, or was the area feeling far more colder than the rest of Liyue? But, the soldier kept walking. Maybe it was just the wind.


Reaching the mountains, a sight of terror caught the hyena's attention. Group of Millelith surrounded by a dark aura, the early adult could feel a wave of unease eat him up like a plate of Almond Tofu. Had the phantoms learned how to possess live people? But, he had soon been proven wrong by such line of thinking.


Liyue's main line of defense wearing armor that looked like it was from many centuries past, the nearly transparent people lunged their spears his way. Jumping towards the left and right as the ghostly onslaught kept trying, the flashing light of doom remained the end all, be all solution.


Phantoms around the mountains all but flashed to redeath, the soldier took a long deep breath. Liyue Harbor was next? If the faux ghost deities were lurking around the city streets, he needed to proceed with as much caution as possible. Stepping foot into the area, silence swallowed him whole.


Not a singular living soul stirring within the streets, the early adult rose an eyebrow. Where was everyone? Had they been too scared to walk around the harbor while the phantom sightings were still at large? He supposed no one would want to witness someone that would terrify them.


Silence continuing to loop on repeat, the hyena could not help but wonder. The tall brunette would he know anything about the phantom god? Surely, he had to still have been within the city somewhere. Turning his attention towards the sky, for a moment, the early adult studied the position of the sun. Glowing ball of gasses sitting straight down in the middle, the soldier had begun to ponder.


Thinking it over for a few minutes, the soldier had come to a quick, haphazard conclusion. The tall brunette, could he have been at Wanwen Bookhouse? He had recalled that sometimes in the afternoons during various workdays in Liyue, he would be looking at scrolls at the book booth. Knowing it was worth a try, the early adult headed for the red staircase.


As if the gods were on his side, the tall brunette had been at the bookbooth. Wise man of many years snapping a scroll shut, his eyes soon wandered. Head turning towards the hyena, the early adult made eye contact. Was he able to sense he was coming here? But, the early adult pushed such thought through the fence by the blacksmith. That was impossible. The tall brunette was not psychic.


"Greetings, Mr. Siorc," the tall brunette greeted. "Are you here to read scrolls? Your father authored quite a few during his tenure as a historian."


Shaking his head, the early adult mouthed the words phantom and god. Almost bellowing a whisper, the hyena looked the tall brunette in the eyes. Surely, he had to have heard of a deity of ghosts that could not be defeated by the lens of a kamera. But, for some reason, the man soon let out a chuckle.


"It seems you've heard some of the rumors floating around," the tall brunette said. "As far as I am aware, there is no such thing as phantom god impervious to light. But, perhaps there might be a spirit capable of that somewhere."


Hearing it straight from the wisest man in all of Liyue, the early adult lowered his head beside his shoulders. Should he just give up on finding the phantom god? Maybe it really was just a wild rumor floating around all seven nations. But, the hyena knew he couldn't give up. He had to keep going.


List stating the only two phantoms in the harbor were floating around Bubu Pharmacy, the hyena's eyes opened wide. Ghosts in the pharmacy? There was no way the snake doctor hadn't already been on the case to beat the unlife out of such problem. Descending the staircase, the early adult headed off towards the health facility.


But, as he stepped inside Bubu Pharmacy, the ghosts were right around the corner. But, such had not been the only issue. Shénlóng and Jiaolong looking to be deep into a conversation about to twist itself into an argument, the hyena's warning bells screamed out towards the ceiling. The phantoms surrounding the two, were they causing disarray? He had to get rid of them, pronto. Voices kicking into speed, tuning out the conversation proved impossible.


"Jiaolong! Why are you just sitting around here?" Shénlóng asked in a demanding tone as if she were owed something. "You need to find your boss right away! Stop filling those stupid prescriptions already!"


"Oh, my so demanding today, Shénlóng," Jiaolong responded. There was a hint of irritation in his voice, but he quickly hid it. "Boss went to go see another patient. Please wait for him to come back." But everything was soon interrupted by the violet haired zombie.


"Shénlóng, Jiaolong, behind you. Ghosts," the zombie said slowly, pointing.


"----, you jest," Jiaolong responded laughing. "There's no ghosts in here."


Zombie insisting, the taller panda chimera turned his attention to what was looming behind him. Jiaolong looking as though he had finally figured out what was looking over his shoulder, a hot remedy had been thrown in the phantom's face. Second remedy tossed the second ghost's way, his eyes soon wandered towards the hyena.


"Ah, you must be our phantom photographer, no?" Jiaolong asked. "Good luck."


"Ugh, Jiaolong! Who care about these ghosts?" Shénlóng complained. "I told you you need to find your boss right now!"


Shénlóng looking ready to flip over a table, the early adult prepared himself for a ghastly attack. Human like shadows already burned a smidgeon from the hot medicinal remedy tossed down seconds before, all aggression was reduced to zero in a matter of moments. Enemies looking ready to return to their grave, the flashing light of doom devoured the specters back into river of the afterlife. But, as the defeat had announced itself, the snake doctor stepped in.


"My, what's with all the commotion?" the snake doctor asked.


"Ah, boss, it's already been taken care of," Jiaolong responded. "Worry not."


Shénlóng soon discussing private matters with the snake doctor, the early adult exited the pharmacy whatever was being talked about was absolutely no business of his whatsoever. Reading the names Lingju Pass and Dunyu Ruins, the soldier passed through Mt. Tianheng once more.


Phantoms spotting the soldier with the photographing device in seconds, the enemies had begun to float away. Giving the enemies the chase of the ages, the party of nine ghosts soon were crowded into a corner as they had managed to bump into their fellow specter partners within Dunyu Ruins.


Next order of business Tianqiu Valley, the early adult legs erupted into a speedy sprint. The faster he were to reach the area, the quicker the faux phantom deity would be disintegrated. Reaching the area after fifteen minutes of running, another one sided fight in the corner of the area shot a sniper rifle upon the battlefield.


Fèng and Linggui performing martial arts upon a large, shadowy lion with wings, the early adult blinked. The ghosts had disguised themselves as a manticore? But, he supposed they were trying to copy the various statutes seen around the Geo Nation of Contracts. Fèng adorning a feminine qipao with false eyelashes, a sting of jealously flowed through him. If only he could do the art of martial kicks while wearing a dress, as well.


Kicks missing the phantom manticore every single time, the hyena let out a sigh. It was time to let the kamera do the one and only viable blow. Blinding light melting the phantom in an instant, four eyes gazed at his bespectacled ones. Goofy smiles gracing the otter twin's faces, the early adult held back a groan. The sea of teases were coming.


"Did you just shoot a ghost with yer kamera, Yínlóng's boyfriend?" Linggui asked, cheeky smile not leaving his face. "Yínlóng is gonna be freaked out when he hears ya killed a ghost like that!" Fèng added their teases to the mix.


"Aww, what's with the sad look you're giving us?" Fèng asked, goofy smile on their face. "Afraid your partner will be scared because you were near the undead, Yínlóng's Fatui boyfriend?" They then let out a laugh.


The early adult let out a loud, irritated groan. Why did the otter twins always insist on treating the panda chimera and he like they were a couple? There was no way he could date him. If Her Majesty were to ever find out he were in a relationship with anyone in such way outside the Fatui, he would be killed, for sure. He was not about to risk the lives of anyone to risk a relationship.


Walking away from the situation, the otter twins were soon left far behind. Next order of business listed as Mt. Aocang the soldier prepared himself for the long traversal through the mountainsides. Reaching Jueyun Karst after about an hour, the soldier prepared himself for the ghostly battles that were not godly in nature whatsoever.


Multiple phantoms crowding around the soldier as he traversed through the Karst, the early adult let out a sigh. Had the entire area been plagued with copycat ghosts? An army would soon be tossed underneath his feet. Kamera vanquishing a sea of monsters as he dashed through the bridge, the hyena kept making his way towards the mountain range.


Various other specters taking out of the picture one after another, the early adult huffed and puffed like he was about to knock down a straw house. Army of floating enemies pictured out of the equation, the hyena kept walking. Surely, soon, the legion of spirits would be out of members.


Final set of specters melted with four shots of the lens each, the young soldier continued his stroll towards the mountain ranges. But, as he had reached the area in Qingyun Peak near the crossroads towards Mt. Aocang, an unpredictable sight blocked the pathway towards the final destination.


Spotting Uxi reading a huge Millelith textbook, the early adult could not help but wonder. Was he trying to get into Liyue's main defense force? He did not know why, but such role felt fitting for the man. But, the soldier kept quiet. It would be rude to disturb someone while deeply invested in their studies.


Hearing the sound of footsteps approaching him, Uxi heaved a sigh so quiet not even a bug could hear it. Who was walking by now? He thought if he had gone somewhere unlike him no one would look for him. Purple haired stranger standing above him, he placed his hands by his chin, for a moment. Wasn't this the person who saved Xena recently? He supposed he owed him some gratitude.


"Oh. It's you," Uxi said, placing a bookmark in between pages. "Is it weird not seeing me at the beach?" But, he soon realized he moved off track. "Sorry. Talking is hard." He attempted to refocus his attention. "Thank you for saving her." He then moved himself over towards the other side of the path, opening his book once more.


Vague gratitude coming his way, the soldier tilted his head. What did Uxi mean? Who was she? But, he supposed he meant his sister Xena. Mouthing a you're welcome, the soldier walked through the gateway. Rest of the phantoms around Qingyun Peak vanquished as Mt. Aocang slowly approached, the hyena cracked his knuckles.


Soon reaching the lake with the Adepti's dinner table, an unusual sight played out in front of the hyena. White bird nowhere to be seen, but a tall woman with long black hair with white streaks pulled back into a ponytail with orange tassel earrings, red framed glasses and traditional Liyuean outfit, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Where was Cloud Retainer? Had someone broken into her abode? But, such had not been the only oddity.


Yínlóng pouring tea into some device, the early adult blinked of bewilderment. Did illuminated beasts have human forms? Maybe he had jumped to conclusions assuming there was a break in. Panda chimera hard at work, the soldier could not help but wonder. Had he now been employed by an adeptus? Whatever the case may have been it was no business of his. Eyes soon on him, the now human looking adeptus pointing the soldier out amongst the crowd of two.


"Yínlóng, your friend is here," the former bird called out.


Panda chimera turning towards the early adult slowly, the hyena studied him for a moment. Look of fatigue on his face, a wave of worry flowed through him. Was he working too hard? He needed to take some breaks, if such were the case. Yínlóng looking ready to speak, he retained eye contact.


"Oh, hey, Siorc," Yínlóng greeted, words tired and slow. "What brings you here?"


Question coming his way, the early adult placed the sheet of paper in front of him. Pointing at the words phantom god sightings at the top of his instructions, he kept his finger there for an entire minute. Panda chimera blinking as he read the words on the paper, the soldier wondered, could either the adeptus or he have any clues about the ghost deity's whereabouts? As if by a miracle, and answer soon came.


"Ah, yes, the 'phantom god," Cloud Retainer said, closing one of her eyes. "I chased it towards the Golden House. Do you intend to fight it, mortal?"


Biggest lead of them all presenting itself, the chimera nodded. The phantom god was lead off to the Golden House? He needed to get to fighting it right away. Esteemed adeptus soon handing him a claymore puffing steam that could heat up even Snezhnaya, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. What a peculiar device. But, if such were the only option to beat it, he would rather not take too many failed chances.


Bowing a thank you, the soldier dashed off towards the Golden House. Main mora minting factory unguarded, the soldier could not help but feel something was amiss. Why was everywhere in Teyvat left with no defenses lately? If Her Majesty knew there were no guards, she would take advantage of such hole in the defenses, for sure.


Stepping foot into the money making palace, an enemy stuck out amongst the sea of gold. Large, shadowy serpentine dragon munching on minted mora in the corner, the early adult placed his hands on his hips. Was this the apparent phantom god? What a greedy creature, eating the world's money supply. Creature turning to face him, a battle cry let itself out.


"Mortal, you've already come too late!" the dragon exclaimed, munching more coins. "I've already eaten the Leylines! Which were delicious, by the way!" Munching on even more Mora coins, it swung its tail around. "You're going to forget the past three days even happened!" Eating its fill of money, it burped grossly. "Go back to fighting my minions!"


Dragon munching and crunching on even more Mora coins, the hyena crossed his arms across his waist. What did the phantom god just say? They had eaten the leylines? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. There was no way anything could eat something like that. Go back to fighting their familiars? No way, not a chance, the ghost deity was right in front of him, they were going down.


"No," Siorc responded, rolling up his sleeves.


"En garde, then!" the dragon exclaimed, munching on even more coins as they shouted such.


Monster swinging its tail forward, the hyena had been caught in the brunt of the force. Appendage slamming him down as hard as the money it had munched on, the soldier let out a scream. All of the world's Mora was in this creature's stomach, he had to fight with everything he had, for sure.


Placing the steaming greatsword in front of him, the early adult attempted to parry to the best of his ability. Large money tail ramming itself into the steaming hot blade, the soldier swiped the claymore forward. But, he swore as he had done so, some of the world's money inside the dragons' stomach had begun to melt.


Blade of steam getting ten light hits in, the dragon phantom let out a roar upwards towards the ceiling. Ghostly enemies joining the party, the chimera's borrowed kamera took the stage. Light melting the familiars into nothing, the boss of all the copycat specters rammed its tail onto the soldier's stomach.


Hard money whip striking back, the hyena let out a scream. But, the pain wore off as the minutes broke away. Recalling Hase always repeating you were what you ate in his stolen childhood, the chimera switched the position of his legs. This monster was nothing but Mora. Money was defenseless in battle.


Taking a long deep breath, the chimera swiped the steaming blade forward. Heated mist boiling the phantom dragon back to life and back to death again, the soldier kept the momentum going. Any second now, and the final blow would be upon him. Monster becoming lighter as all the money inside him melted, the last attack was about to head for the horizons.


Final blow soon dealt to the enemy, the early adult snapped a photo of the phantom god. Creature not disintegrating from the light, celebration welled up inside him. He had found the god amongst the ghosts, indeed. But, his celebration was short lived as the deity got the last laugh.


"You may have won, but I've already eaten the Leylines of the past seventy-two hours!" the dragon exclaimed. "Good luck proving I even exist!" Vanishing, the money castle was empty.


Phantom god vanishing, the soldier could not help but wonder. The deity claimed it had eaten the leylines, what was about to happen to Teyvat? But, he supposed he could worry about such things later. Highlighting the teleport waypoint closest to the Steambird, the chimera closed his eyes.


Handing off his collection of photos to the pink haired reporter, praise about there being a big scoop had come his way. Late evening soon hitting as the newspaper was off to the presses, the early adult highlighted the waypoint near the military barracks. There was no need to stick by any longer, his job was completed.


But, as the chimera stepped into the soundproof room, the early adult's body had become heavy as stone. Was it just him, or had he become so tired he could not even move? Body flopping over towards the edge of his covers, the world around him had become pitch black as the faux phantom gods.


Dream world soon summoning him, a black forest filled with darkness surrounded the soldier. Mysterious young girl adorning a teal Liyue style dress, glasses, short black hair and bun covers, Siorc tilted the subconscious head. Who was this girl? He had never seen her before. Sinister aura flowing through her, a smirk painted her face.


"I'm taking the last three days from you, mister!" the girl shouted gleefully. "Bye, bye!"


Girl snapping her fingers, the dream world soon crumbled around him. Everything destroying itself, the early adult let out a shout. What in the world had just happened? She's taking the past three days from him? Mortal waking world pulling him back in, the soldier's eyes burst open once more.


Hearing someone snapping their fingers, confusion had begun to loop on repeat. What day was it? Realization washing over him, the early adult rubbed his blurred eyes. Right, he had just stopped the god project a few hours before. How could he forget such a thing? Pacing around for a little while, a peculiar note stuck out upon the top of his uniform drawers.


Note in Snezhnayan writing stating tomorrow, his training was resuming, the early adult could not help but feel a heavy wave of bewilderment. What was going on? Was he missing something important? But, a memory flashed through his mind, for a moment. Right, the lynx chimera was returning soon. The final day before its revenge was less than forty-eight hours away.


Wave of tiredness overtaking him once more, the early adult placed his hands through his hair. What was he doing, sleeping with his hairpins and earrings still in? Weaponized jewelry and accessory soon removed, the chimera slipped them into the box. Uniform soon removed, as well, the hyena slumped into the uncomfortable bed.


Glasses put aside, as well, the young soldier closed his eyes. World of tormented dreams about to pull him back in, one final round of questions spun circles in the early adult's mind. Were the godly odd jobs taking a permanent backseat? His Fatui career was about to take another turn for the unpredictable, without question. World of sleep finally ready to take him away, one final thought looped on repeat.


His god jobs are over, once and for all.

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100k character limit oh boy