The insanely random Pokemon story....

[Krystallyn]

...Cyrus wishes he had a bananna cream pie to throw at Giovanni. He gets the pie, and then...

 

[ChrisTom]

Cynthia, the real life French Maid, takes the pie and then throws it at Giovanni. It misses, and lands on the top of a rocketship. The ship flies into space and hits Jirachi. Jirachi gets really angry and then flies down. It then screams at the top of it's lungs "I WAS ORIGINALLY A GEN II POKEMON!!!*" he then wishes that Giovanni was gone, and then he is poofed off the face of the earth. This makes Team Rocket...



*This is mildly proven in one of the forums here. It seems logical enough, considering that in the cheat they say that it is Rock/Flying, making it a literal "Meteor", which is what a shooting star is. Many people think it is fake, but take into consideration some of the original Beta Pokemon in the game. If you Google "Beta Pokemon", you can see some really weird stuff. As shown with Shellos and Gastrodon, Pokemon that were meant for one generation, will often be used in the next.

 

[pokedict]

this makes team rocket sleepy, they go to sleep and a caterpie uses dream eateron them.
It looks at their dream and sees..

 

[ChrisTom]

Cynthia/cyrus in a french maid outfit, doing the macharena. This makes caterpie mad, and he...

 

[Krystallyn]

...calls in an angry psyduck to dance with a bored hypno and

 

[ChrisTom]

This makes the universe explode*.

The only thing in existence are Mew, and Egg, and the floating brain of Steven Hawking.

And for some unknown reason, Rosie o' Donnel.

The 4 beings float around in infinite white space. Then Rosie says "Falafel" and leaves. To this day, nobody knows where she went.

...

After 6 eternities, Steven asks Mew "WHAT IS IN THE EGG?" Mew says "Mew!" and they float around some more.

594,000,000,000 Eternities later, Mew stops and then looks right at Steven, and for no known reason, sings.

He sings a word that is beautiful, and is all so complete. It is a word that was so powerful. A word that has never been said before and never will again. A word that takes you to a womb, a pyramid, a god, the bottom of the sea, to the edge of the Universe and back. A word that makes it light, but oh so dark. A word that is so powerful it makes Steven's life complete.**

His brain starts to cry, and then...

He explodes.

Mew then hits the egg with a hammer, and out comes Arceus, who creates the universe the exact way it was when it ended for no reason. The Drowzee and the Psyduck look confused, and then they start hitting eachother. This leads to a war between all Drowzee and Psyduck where...


* I don't know why this happened, it just did.

** You wanna know what the word is!? Ok it's (ERROR 19047 MEMORY NOT FOUND)

 

[Monochrome]

Thousands of lives are lost until Batman and his utility best full of Pokemon save the end the quarrel between the two species diplomatically. But of course this was all an evil scheme set up by Giovanni who was truly Batman in disguise, he rips off his mask and then while the whole world gasps in awe a giant Castform resembling a cloud hovers over the planet and releases a hailstorm the likes of which the world has never seen.

This forces Pokemon to behave violently in reaction and so Giovanni fires his Lazor...

DUH END.... OH WAIT, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN.....

 

[インフェルノの津波]

....Ash Ketchum kissed Misty (GASP!) And then Pikachu, truth be told, is a GIRL! Dawn and Ash's Cyndaquil get close to each other.....too close.....Brock finds out that not only his Croagunk is a female, but is also a lesbian. Ritchie returns, only to find out Ash changed his clothing, which made Ritchie pissed beyond belief. But the what happened next was.....

 

[ChrisTom]

SO AMAZING THAT THE POTATO WENT BOOOM! IT WAS SO CEEOOOL THAT A HOTDOG DID A DANCY DANCE LIKE "WOOPLE WOOPLE WOOPLE WOO!" AND THEN THERE WAS A BANG AND A POW.....

Seriously though. What happened was that a hord of Pikachu came out and killed the giant Castform, and then they shocked Giovanni into outer space, where in 20 years he would be found by a giant leprachaun, who was really Deoxys.

Meanwhile there is a debate in the Pokemon world about who should get to eat ditto...

 

[kittykitten]

Like tofu(YUCK!!)then that leads to the conflict about eating magikarp or continue eating dittos.
Caterpie gets really ticked off and he evolves into arceus and....

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

casts Judgment killing us all. Now it is up to Cipher Admin Ein to bring us back to life but he's too busy playing Hey You Pikachu to even notice and so Caterpie turned Arceus decides to get his attention by...

 

[rockman0]

looking like a fool with his pants on the ground! So...
(I know it's old but that was on my mind at the time)

 

[kittykitten]

He turns from his game and throws a pokeball at you.
He later catches you after 500 pokeballs and uses you against arceus.
Arceus then...

 

[SkyBlue]

ate lots of banana salad cream pudding until he almost exploded but a japanese-german-american Feraligatr saved him using a basketball. But Arceus suffocated Feraligatr by his Fart Of Doom move so much the Feraligatr exploded into tiny Totodiles! One of them lands on Proffesor Birch's brain, making him so crazy and sees Meowth hallucinations everywhere until a Kingler hits him on the head, making him dumb. Proffesor Birch then writes "OPPRESION OF JOCKEY COW" on the Kingler's left claw, making it so angry it evolves into the 120th Ultimate Legendary which is actually a Big Mac with butter toppings. The Kingler-turned-Big Mac shouted "PROFESER B***H DDIE!!!11!1!!!1lol!!!111!" and trashes Proffesor Birch. Proffesor Birch sang

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

American Idiot buy Green day until he suffocated to death which caused Big Mac to eat itself disrupting the space-time continuum making Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Arceus and a giant shroomish (who knows why) to go on a rampage making all the pokemon....

 

[The Doctor]

turn into giant shiny bidoofs and they went on a rampage to the nearest....

 

[ChrisTom]

Supermarket. The supermarkets name was "Meowth's Payday!" and they went into the freezer section. They grabbed all the mustard and wood they could find and then they ran home to play Bioshock. After killing Andrew Ryan and going all crazy fan obsessed, they bought Big Daddy costumes for the males, and Little Sister costumes for the females. Then they marched into town and squirted the mustard on everyone causing thousands of the worlds worst stains.

Gold defeats Red and then explains the situation. Red says "..." and so they go down to the city to stop the evil Big Daddy Bidoofs. Suddenly a Big Daddy Bidoof comes up to them and says...

 

[rockman0]

"And Bingo was his name-o!"

 

[ChrisTom]

Which is odd, because it has nothing to do with Bioshock. Then suddenly a giant grape the size of goldenrod city falls out of the sky and lands perfectly on the marketplace that the Bidoof dressed as Big Daddies were terrorizing. They all run in fear, mainly because they all are afraid of grapes. However one of the drills from a big daddy costume peirces Jasmine (koga's daughter) she sues all normal type pokemon. Then...

 

[Krystallyn]

Jasmine starts eating the grape, but unfortunately...