the last text you sent is the slogan for your presidential campaign

[Flowerchild]

"I'll just kill everyone"

Discussing this list, which you should all go read if you haven't. I think it'd be a decent presidential plan as well, so I'll roll with it.

 

[Imperator161]

"5"

Not sure how I would spin that, campaign-wise.

 

[CombatReady]

"...wrong person/wrong language. Either way idk what you're saying."

Yup super catchy. I would just shorten it to "the wrong person"

 

[Wovoka]

"K"

You guys might as well drop out, I've already won. {XD}

 

[El Héroe Oscuro]

"Like a no pants Star Wars party where everyone dresses up as their favorite Star Wars character but with no pants!"

 

[KetsuekiR]

"Yesterday sucked, today was okay, tomorrow could be better"

I could legit be president.

 

[Logan]

'yep kie jaidi is confirmed'


decipher if you can

 

[killer-curry]

"hi."

 

[Sylphiel]

"Ok"

....yeah.

 

[RedHead!]

"I'm sorry. I hope you get better."

My friend was sick. But it sounds like I want to "Make America Great Again"

 

[Charlie Brown]

"sorry about that ;;"

Perfect if I was trying to get re-elected. "Yeah I messed up the first time, sorry about that. THIS TIME WILL BE BETTER THOUGH."

 

[gimmepie]

"Fuck off"

Tired of this random number calling me. Now I'm hoping it's not someone I shouldn't have said this too.

Not sure how I'd swing the campaign either.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

"Ok"

....yeah.

This reminds me of that one League of Legends champion that just says "ok" :D I'd vote him for president because he's super cool

 

[Tsutarja]

"Where are you at?"

Mhmm yeah

 

[Logan]

you're having a pint with me tonight mate

 

[kendypls]

Watching anime and waiting for a phonecall.

Do I win? LOL

 

[Palamon]

"i hate politics. :D"

Yup. Me.

 

[gimmepie]

Watching anime and waiting for a phonecall.

Do I win? LOL

You've got my vote.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

" WE ARE PROFESSIONALS, DAMNIT. "

tbh this is really accurate to what an actual campaign for me would be like​

 

[Jetfire]

"The most powerful man in the world able to bang anyone"