Vending Machine

[StCooler]

You get a Japanese poetry class!

*Inserts hope for a better world*

 

[ReKoil]

You get your book back

Spoiler:

but it's signed now!

*inserts ice cube*

 

[Starlight]

You get an NWA reunion!

*inserts empty cardboard box*

 

[Megan]

You get soup in a box!

*inserts doll*

 

[StCooler]

You get haunted by Annabelle! Poor you :(

*Inserts a clean mask*

 

[Dave]

You get Stone Mask......
(Enjoy yourself as Dio 'StCooler' Brando)

*Inserts Skull*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a black flag with a skull on it.... too bad the bones are missing or you could now go pillage the seven seas!

*inserts plot armor*
(wait... now I'm unprotected D=)

 

[Starlight]

You get an unstoppable vending machine 😱

*inserts parking fine*

 

[StCooler]

You get twice your money back :D

*Inserts dirty plate*

 

[ReKoil]

you get a bottle of dishwashing liquid, and your plate back! 😉

*inserts Milka chocolate bar*

 

[Starlight]

You get huge thanks from the vending machine! Milka is perfection :)

*inserts cowbell*

 

[Gardevoir1]

You get a cash cow! This is a cow that, when milked, produces cash! Don't ask how

*inserts a plane ticket to Hawaii*

 

[RadEmpoleon]

The vending machine malfunctioned and threw a pineapple at you instead.

Let's put in a can of Coca Cola!

 

[StCooler]

You obtain a bottle of water.
The vending machine cares for your health!

*Inserts the pineapple the machine threw at him*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an expired pack of pineapple juice.... are you sure that pineapple was still fresh?

*inserts a random leaf he found on the ground outside*

 

[Starlight]

You make the catapillar inside extremely happy. It now finally has enough food to gain the strength to form a chrysalis! Of course, it then eats it's own body and you are responsible for that. I hope you can sleep at night...

Come back in two weeks for a free butterfly! :)

*inserts silicone straw*

 

[Zeostar]

I give you a silcoon. It's what i thought of for some reason

*inserts a flat earth*

 

[Eleanor]

You get a giant glass dome to protect it <3

*inserts airpods*

 

[ReKoil]

You lose your money as it's an Apple product =(

*inserts a random pokemon TCG card*

 

[AMP017]

You get another random TCG card

*inserts 5 bucks*