Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

You get an xbox controller =)

*inserts Pokemon Stadium*

You get a Kinder Maxi! However you can't unwrap it :(

you evil genius 😱

 

[Starlight]

You get swindled. The vending machine makes about 50 quid for it on ebay!

*inserts zip drive*

 

[Allen303]

You got a gaming pc

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an empty piggy bank!

*inserts Bowler Hat*

 

[Allen303]

You got a black suit!

*inserts radioactive spider*

 

[StCooler]

You get Venom! :(

*Inserts Slowpoke tail*

 

[Allen303]

You got a certificate of police saying "you're under arrest for stealing your own tale"
See you in jail!

*inserts a stone axe*

 

[Starlight]

You get a token worth 100 strikes of a tree...

*inserts lemon muffin*

 

[StCooler]

You get a lemon, and a chocolate muffin.

*Inserts old teddy bear*

 

[Zeostar]

You get the Lots O' Huggin Bear

*inserts coin*

 

[Starlight]

You get a CM Punk ice cream bar!

*inserts coin*

 

[StCooler]

You get the national flag of an undiscovered country on Saturn.

*Inserts PokéCommunity password*

 

[Duck]

You get hunter2

Inserts an ice cube

 

[Starlight]

You get a vodka martini, shaken not stirred

*inserts takeaway menu*

 

[StCooler]

You get a something hot in a paper package. But when you get home to eat it, you realise it was just a hot, empty aluminium box, because hte vending machine didn't understand your order :(

*Inserts 2-TB HDD*

 

[ReKoil]

You get your HDD back, all fragmented and corrupted. I wonder what that Vending Machine did with it? Does it have an internet connection? 🤔 😏

*inserts Glowstone*

You get the national flag of an undiscovered country on Saturn.

Then how will we know if it's not actually a flag from an undiscovered country on Neptune?! 🤔

 

[Starlight]

You get a bioluminescent Eeveelution!

*inserts VPP ribbon*

 

[Zeostar]

Swiper appears and tries to steal it

Spoiler:

*inserts a cat*

 

[Megan]

You'll get a formal invitation to court for animal abuse.

*inserts fan*

 

[StCooler]

You get a formal invitation to court for human abuse. It's not a way to treat your fans!

*Inserts smoke alarm*