What If? Redux

[Starlight]

We would hear it though the grapevine

Also, they used to be, back when I was a mere lass of 84 years old


What if rabbits hated vegetables?

 

[Roni]

we'd be running for our lives bcs they're gonna wanna eat something

what if this thread never existed?

 

[Duck]

Someone would make it in the near future.

What if we didn't get sleepy after lunch?

 

[Roni]

global productivity would increase by 1% or so

what if lunch time was a mandatory 3 hours?

 

[Starlight]

The world would be less stressful and everyone would probably be a little heavier :)

What if tomorrow never comes?

 

[Roni]

If I was aware of it, I'd live life accordingly. Goodbye inhibitions!

What if gravity was twice as weak as it is rn?

 

[Starlight]

The seas would probably go still, then we'd all freeze to death when the sun stopped being so fusion efficient.

What if I ate 23 cheeseburgers?

 

[Roni]

You'd be Ash KetCHONK

What if I fasted for a week?

 

[Duck]

You'd lose a lot of weight, and then gain a lot of weight when you started eating again since your body would enter starvation mode.

What if veggies tasted like junk food?

 

[Roni]

people will be a LOT thinner that's for sure (including me)

what if everyone was deaf?

 

[Duck]

Sign Languages would be a lot more common

What if energy was cheaper to produce?

 

[Roni]

end of the world via human destruction would be nearer than it is now perhaps?

what if the internet never got popular?

 

[Starlight]

A lot of hate mongers would have no outlet, but also, a lot of injustice wouldn't be brought to light.

What if air conditioning didn't exist?

 

[Duck]

The tropics would melt. This message brought to you by a melting tropical native.

What if eating bugs were more socially acceptable in the West?

 

[Roni]

Fear Factor would've made people hungry instead of scared

what if there was a civilization on Mars?

 

[Starlight]

It would be the year 2051

What if there was no such thing as milk?

 

[Roni]

no one would have stronk bones :c

what if there were as many users on Pokecommunity as Reddit?

 

[Duck]

The community would probably be worse off.

What if we didn't need to sleep?

 

[Roni]

capitalism would have us working literally 21/7 or something stupid like that

what if everyone could just teleport to their desired destination?

 

[Duck]

Relativity would be wrong

What if every time we touched I swore I could fly?