Damn STRAIGHT I'm busy. :P Why, right now I should be designing shizzle for an event, but hell, I'm talking to you instead, because you make me happy :D
'To what deadlines could you possibly be referring?' Um, the fact that you can TYPE, COHESIVELY, at 3 FREAKING AM and get up the morning after. I just. I can't. *pouts*
'Just today I signed up to give $33 a month to the Cancer Council... just because the guy selling it to me was British and cute and I felt the need to make him like me. True story. ' Sex sells. :P You know this to be true. But, hey, now you're giving money to a good cause AND potentially getting a **** out of it! So it's all good.
'LEFT HANDER AND EVERYTHING.' OMG ME TOO IT'S LIKE WE'RE TWINS OR SOMETHING :D SQUEEEE but yes write me something! :D Also, just because the swear filter won't work on images, that doesn't mean you can express your most carnal desires. I mean it. BE CLEAN. :P
Also this! Cos Penn is awesome. It's a really informative program, actually, and the nice thing about the hosts being a couple of epic magicians is that the links never get boring - suddenly Teller's pulling a snake out of a Bible and you're like, 'hey, awesome!'
Incidentally, Horse was very helpful when it came to stitching my fingers back on. :P He just knocked me out with a swift blow from one hoof and did the needlework by himself. (I gave him a sugar cube afterwards. You know, after I'd stopped screaming and bleeding and stuff.)