Shining Raichu

aw you're like my mum

why who tried to hurt me

oh lol I didn't even notice! What a coincidence! XD

AW IT'S OKAY YOU WERE PROBABLY BUSY OR SOMETHING IT HAPPENS. c:

you're also doing pc quiz. or i will defriend you forever. ;(

[11:02:46] <&Forever> okay so i dreamed of the current big brother house and that everyone was in itincluding me except catch was it wasn't my house nor the big brother house and it looked kinda llike my aunty's old house. then suddenly all the other housemates left and said i needed to grab my bags but i didn't have them packed so i ran up stairs but couldn't get enough packed in time. so i was stuck there with big brother and my iphone. i went on my iphone and went to tell shining and those who i ladder against that i was stuck on big brother for two weeks or three months and i was like oh this isn't forever! then big brother started trapping new people in there for me, and asked me to distract them so big brother could trap them. then we left the house to get new housemates and brought them back and then they got trapped then the power in the big brother house went crazy and someone got very annoyed because they couldn't use their headphones and big brother just didn't want me going on the internet but I DID.

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Sucks for you I suppose xD
So, er, dirt, huh?

Haha, I thought about upping it to 5, but then my fingers fell off. So I didn't. (I'm typing right now with the aid of an incredibly helpful horse I met on the way to Cornwall. His hooves may not be delicate, but by God they're efficient.)

...Believe it or not, I actually started that paragraph with the intention of making myself seem less certifiably insane than implied by my increasingly hysterical VMs the other day. Oh, this is going so well already. :P Never mind! Onwards!

'omfg lmao. Best thing EVER.' OMG I KNOW RIGHT. :D It's the first thing I've read in ages that's made me itch to get the keyboard out and do my own. (Not about JONAS, you understand. I've never seen it, nor do I have any particular inclinations in that direction. But about SOMETHING.)

'If I can find it I'll show it to you!' Yes! Totally do! Or write something new and wonderful and sparkling and present it to me in a gold-leaf box with tissue paper and glitter! (Or, you know, just via PM. But gold-leaf is always appreciated.)

'I've read Christopher's book God Is Not Great, may he rest in peace.' YOU HAVE NOT! I totally want to read it, just never had time :( I love him in debates though. He's so... articulate. And frighteningly clever. RIP.

As for Penn... that video is basically just to show how nice he is, haha. He's like Hitch with impeccable manners and a genuine wish to listen to people and understand them. Before I go, here's my favourite exchange from that video:

Morgan: You must be terrified of death, because that's it, right?
Jillette: Not at all! Not even slightly!
Morgan: But what do you think happens to you?
Jillette: How scared are you of 1890? Does 1890 terrify you?
Morgan: 1890? What are you on about?
Jillette: You weren't alive, then, right? You didn't exist in any way. Is that a horror to you?
Morgan: No.
Jillette: So why is 2090 any worse than that?

I would NEVER have thought of that. And it's such a clever response to the 'aren't you scared?' line of argument (which sucks on a whole other level, because believing something because the alternative is too horrible to contemplate is just daft... but let's not get into that). It's just this amazing reminder that non-existence has already happened for all of us. It's not some alien and terrifying concept.

But yes yes watch it and tell me bits you like or hate and yay we can have chuckles together :D

CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK OMG THANKS ANDY! :D

Do you like mayonnaise?

Omg do you have a tumblr? If not you should make one :3

doesn't matter - I have to :P And I won't be too active for a couple of days yet, but once im all settled into this new house I should do. ^^ And YES! MEMBERS! :D I AM HAPPINESS

I feel like I've been neglecting your awesomeness lately! I feel terrible about this! (Not for your sake, you understand. You're a tough cookie :P for me! For ME! I miss the hilarity!) It's because of all my newfound work and bleh. I'll have to fill you in sometime...

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO LINK YOU THIS AND THEN DIDN'T BECAUSE I SUCK OUTRAGEOUSLY AND SHOULD BE EXECUTED WITHOUT DELAY

****ING GEM OF THE INTERTUBES, DUDE, I'M SERIOUS. I would kill to write half as well as that, haha. *iz wistful*

DUDE. ALSO. You got me thinking... what else have you written? Like, ever. Your blog doesn't count, I already stalk that :P I WANT TO BE READING OF IT, NICE AND PROMPTLIKE.

iz hoping for a nice story about fairycakes and rainbows

and a pedestal

made of SUNSHINE

and flesh

I wouldn't have it any other way! *dances joyfully*

Oooh, and I've been YouTubing for the past hour (I know, I should totally just do some work already) - broadening m'worldview and suchlike. And you're the only person I know will be interested and interesting and coherent about this, so! Thoughts on...
Christopher Hitchens
Penn Jillette
Stephen Fry

links just in case you're unfamiliar, I KNOW, I KNOW YOU WON'T BE BUT I'M PUTTING THEM ANYWAY, GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT FRYING PAN

Um shining that eye thread makes me sad. Idon't have 20/20 vision but I don't need glasses but I need sunglasses whenever I'm outside to the extent that my eyes can sometimes water within five minutes of being outside and I'm afraid of taking a vision test because then I may have to wear glasses and I don't wanna ever and knowing all my friends well almost all do as seen in that thread I'm now very scared fml ;(

Hehehe, thanks man :3

I think I'm gonna need tutoring... guess I'm a DA noob.

I didn't know the posts were spam?

I'm only new to this. Guess I'll have to call it a day on DA.