Shining Raichu

omg

omg though

i spelled bologna literally like baloney

and no part of me thought that this was wrong

although I RESENT THE IMPLICATION THAT I AM A SNERKLING FOOL

MERELY BECAUSE I SNERKLE

AND AM FOOLISH

OKAY FINE WHATEVER ;) xx

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because i have been searching for ALMOST A WHOLE HALF HOUR for that one bit in Stitch: The Movie! where experiment 625 says, 'WE'RE ALL OUTTA BALONEY,' and i don't even know why i wanted to find it in the first place except that i wanted to make you laugh but WHY, i mean why would it even make you laugh, it's utterly niche and the only reason it's making me snerkle is that it's been stuck in my head all day and ALSO I'VE ONLY HAD AN HOUR'S SLEEP IN THE LAST TWO DAYS, IT'S NOT MY FAULT STOP IT OH MY GOD THE BELLS

also I accidentally posted this on my own profile by accident first

i know

I KNOW

jesus christ, i need a break

(=
Whenever I moved my phone plan ended and I had to start paying my own bills now that I'm a real grown-up now. Consequently, my phone number changed and I was too irresponsible to move all of my contacts over. .-. I shall send you my new one...presently!
Please forgive, so young, so naive. ;~;

Dis is visitor message from old friend. -high five ya face-
Also, I hope your birthday was wonderful!

happy birthday /kiss

No worries, hope it was a good one.

Happy Birthday Sodom!

happy birthday!

Happy Birthday~

happy !! birthday !!

Happy birthday

yes i am ded



also I hope in my (PROLONGED! PROLONGED! I'M SORRIER THAN A VERY SORRY SOMETHING) absence, you found time to watch all two series of The Office and that you now finally agree with me that Gareth is what is commonly referred to as an Ekans. And not even a very big one. :P

ANYWAY I'VE BEEN MISSING MY ANDY TERRIBLY AND THIS TIME IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAULT, HOW IS YOUR LIFE AND ALL THAT WORK YOU ARE SO HELL-BENT ON DOING, I HOPE YOU'VE BOUGHT A YACHT xxxx

also I know this is terribly delayed and I'm sorryyy, it's been a hell of a busy week :P I have on multiple occasions had to choose between food and sleep. And Game of Thrones. ;)

it's been a looong day without you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again ♪

I AAAAMMMMMMM THE ONE AND ONLYYYYYY

...actually I'm sure I've made that joke before, hahaha, possibly when I was being very bad and lewd in a previous exchange and you threatened to cut off my allowance. As well as my... actually you know what never mind let's not finish that sentence

and okay FINE, if the previous link didn't convince you of why Gareth is so fundamentally objectionable, FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seJt1wTVoh0

Andy!

this is what it must feel like to have your heart snapped in two :'(

also find a new Barrels? :O :O

Oh, there's nothing wrong with Gareth... except that he's AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL and he torments poor Tim and NO STOP IT NO THE IMAGES, THEY'RE DANCING THROUGH MY HEAD AND I NEED BLEACH, ONLY BLEACH CAN WASH THEM OUT

I agree wholeheartedly... if only because Gary was one of the first names I felt truly attached to (as a consequence of the Pokémon anime) and it CLEARLY only needs one 'r' and two is fucking cheeky if you ask me and totally unnecessary I mean GOD how fucking GRATITUOUS can you BE

...okay yeah I may have got slightly too worked up about that ;)

and NO NO GOD NO Gareth is NOT strangely adorable, I realise that I am very ill-equipped to judge male attractiveness and that you have the expertise on this one but still GOD NO. I think you were just thirsty. :P Very very fucking thirsty.

If you are catfishing me, you're doing a spectacularly bad job of it ;D you haven't ONCE claimed to be a nubile young lady with cash flowing out of your ears and rivers flowing out of your ornamental gardens. And I didn't even MEAN that to sound depraved and wrong, it just does, okay? Send me a bit of your sausage and we'll say no more about it.

also, these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1PHpkdvNOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fOMM2SqSGM

there :D and by the way isn't Parks and Rec glorious, I snarfled my way through the first three seasons like a diabetic toddler at a cake competition. oh oh and

your blog is hysterical darling :'D

i read it three times and i mean it's all golden, but if I had to pick my three favourite bits... 'Andy from the block', 'box of hair', 'only in the abstract' oh and that entire last sentence is fucking brilliant obviously, the next episode better come QUICK SHARP