Shining Raichu

by yesterday

did I mention I can't cook :'(

I need you to cook things for me and then seal them in boxes using copious amounts of parcel tape and then airmail them to me

also can you cook

Well, I'm sorry but I refuse to associate with anyone who scores more than 11% on the Official Test of How Irrationally Frightened You Are of the Very Thought of Men, Yes, Men, Doing That Sort of Thing, Yes, With Each Other, Yes, I Know, Dorothy, I Know. Pass Me The Smelling Salts. So this may very well be the last time we ever exchange witticisms D': if that is indeed what we're doing. I asked a scientist to read through our conversation once and describe it for me, and when I came back the next day he was just sitting there on the sofa staring into space. Then his lips started foaming and his mouth went all flappy and then all he did was giggle like a lunatic until the nice young men in their clean white coats came to take him away. So, um, yes. That happened. ;)

also have you ever seen the UK version of the Office, because I'm rewatching it and it's ace and if you like things that make your brain snerkle then you should watch it toooo :D

It's frightening, huh?

Just gonna be helping out the Facebook page.

Oh ok lol. How have you been Andy?

I'm guessing I didn't reply lol

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Hahaha, I know right?

To be honest, I always just sort of assumed they did release a neurotoxin into the audience at the start of the show :P all that screaming, ya know? That's not enthusiasm, that's 'OH MY GOD THEY'VE LOCKED THE DOORS AND I CAN FEEL MY HEAD EXPLODING, SOMEONE GET US OUT, AAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH OW HELP' *boom*

buuut on the plus side, it comes across like they're having the time of their lives :D

anyway, yeah, Eurovision is beastly ;) and it has been a National Institution in my family for decades now. DECADES! You should be ashamed of yourself, only starting now, tsk and such, if my father were here, you've brought shame on the entire family, I'll never be able to face the rest of Europe again D': wait shit you're not even in Europe, curse your far flung and distant nature

and HA HA HA lady suitors, you jest, sir, and also they haven't invented a camera big enough to capture the full majesty and breath of my...

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okay

;)

I was referring to Bernie Sanders, and yeah, it would seem Hilary is probably going to be the Democratic candidate. Either way, I hope something happens about student loans... the interest rates are ungodly and there is no way you can ever declare bankruptcy on them. Like, I would have an easier time buying a sports car and a huge ass house, declaring I couldn't pay for them anymore and keeping them than I ever would convincing the federal government that I can't make my payments for my education.

I guess the reason we all still do it is because having that education means something to us... we wanted that piece of paper so damn bad we were willing to sell our souls for it. ]:

It's kind of the American Dream to build an empire, so I'd be sorta lying if I said I didn't want that too. I just really don't have that entrepreneurial spirit about me to take adequate risks.

It's soooooo true. I'm sure you don't follow U.S. politics, as I surely don't follow Australian politics, but there is a presidential candidate this time around that has a serious following due to his desire to do something about student loans. He has some wonderful ideas, but I fear the American people will not vote for him because said ideas are a tad socialistic in nature. And you're right, it would be in hundreds of thousands. I already have tens of thousands owed now. :\

Yeah, the money is lucrative, no doubt... but the cost of that education here is astronomical. My quality of life will not improve much after graduation because most of my new income will be used for student loan repayment. ):

I like the idea of marrying up too (who doesn't? lol), but I want to have that sense of personal accomplishment too. I want to be able to look back and be able to say, "Wow... I did that and I was damn good at it."

Pharmacy Technician, so I'm putting my nursing career off until I either find an ideal position with it, or until I go back to school to be a pharmacist. I'm not sure yet. But yeah, that was the plan. We're both fairly driven, so it makes sense we're together I suppose. -shrugs-

Hooray for not being lost! :D

oh i wouldnt know that haha your definately more creative with your usernames haha

I actually did know there was a country called Azerbaijan ;) and they once WON the Eurovision Song Contest, I'll have you know. But I shan't be embedding that video. I shall be embedding this one instead... because in 2007, Ukraine came only second with this tear-jerking beauty of a song. Victory was STOLEN from them. Stolen I say. :'(

hfjHJneVonE

annnywayyyy ;) I'm shocked and APPALLED that you'd even think I might insinuate that you'd suck something on top of a moving car! I was in fact picturing you sticking your head out the window like a dog and being whacked across the face by a passing tanker. Which would indeed throw one's neck out ;) and quite possibly one's brains as well.

AND FOUR DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS, MY GOD, MAN, SAVE SOME FOR THE GRANDKIDS D:

...also I'm not sure that multimedia messages from Australia wouldn't cost a vital organ or two xD no seriously. It's all there in the contract.

Aww... ): Didn't know you were fired... and I don't think I've ever had a VM conversation that lasted longer than a few days, let alone a few years haha.

Yes! I did graduate, thank you. I, um, well I actually hated all my current job prospects (surgeons are terrible people, never have an operation unless you're dying) and am going back to my old job where I'm respected a hell of a lot more. Chris is doing well, he has two years left of law school so he stays pretty busy. We've lived together for like 3 years now, don't know if I ever mentioned that, but it was kinda the reason I never had the chance to get online.

Oh what does Sodom mean? xD the rest i understand haha