You know what I'm going to ask for, don't you ;) of COURSE I want to see the saga! The epic tale of two middle-aged ladies battling it out for supremacy! There is literally nothing funnier on Facebook xD but yeah, don't bother typing it, screencap the lot and bung it this way. I will respond with much and fervent appreciation. ;)
Pictures sent :D and haha, I wish, I'm still tweaking it. The film, that is, not my penis. Oh god this paragraph is a trainwreck already and I haven't even started. Anyway.
I haveta ask though, whyyyy whyyy on God's green earth did you add your mother as a friend to begin with xD from all accounts that sounds like a spectacularly bad idea. I know it's awkward if you don't, but, um, otherwise THIS happens ;) ffs the internet isn't FOR you, Mrs Higgins, go away, go away and play bridge. Again. With that nice old lady with sixteen cats and a smell right out of the thirties. God, that was savage. I DON'T HATE OLD PEOPLE, I SWEAR
and you shall go to the ball, darling, I'm sure ;) like you said, it's some tiny nothing little Facebook spat. It'll blow over in a day, and even if it doesn't, use your best lying face and pretend like you're sorry ;) DAWN FRENCH hangs in the balance, for God's sake. Swallow that pride. SWALLOW IT. As the bishop said to the priest. xxx