Ask A Stupid Question

[Master Bryss]

Half-correct. The current British Prime Minister is one, but we don't know how many more of his lizardy brethren exist.

Is being a librarian in space the easiest job in the world?

 

[srinator]

no, cause your books will float all around.


why is it that unown can only use hidden power psychic?

 

[Akiba]

That is why they are called Unown, my friend.

Is Google a camera?

 

[Olli]

Google is everything.

Does b come before a??

 

[Skystrike]

No, Ω comes before a.

How do I discover the lost secret?

 

[Master Bryss]

It's behind the back of the sofa like everything else.

What is twelve multiplied by horse?

 

[Skystrike]

5010^10*horse

How to unequate?

 

[srinator]

take the un and place it in front of equate, voila unequate.

why do we have hairs on our head and not snakes or fingers?

 

[Lusus]

Because nobody allowed Medusa to breed.

How do Pokemon learn Technical and Hidden Machines?

 

[Skystrike]

They're all PCs, and TMs are installers for moves.

Because no one likes Mac.

How can I go so fast I'm going slow but still really going fast while giving the illusion I'm slow?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Keep dreaming.

What is a Kyain?

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

1% of a pepper.

Why is it called a "t-shirt" and not a "j-shirt"?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

It was taken by jean pants.


What are the rules of natures?

 

[SethArclight]

Uhh, please refer to the laws of thermodynamics.

Can an electric fan blow away my Wifi?

 

[~Justified~]

Only if your router is inside a balloon.

When I erase a word, where does it go?

 

[Pendraflare]

It vanishes into the abyss that is nowhere.

Why are pavement roads grey?

 

[Yato]

They're gloomy that they're driven over all the time and have no friends :<

If 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, is it the opposite with 24?

 

[Skystrike]

Yes, that seems to be right...but I have a better number for you.

25.

Has anyone decided to go as far as to decide what they can't not decide to not look like?

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Yes because MunchingOrange can never decide what he wants to look like in X/Y.

Why does the sun set?

 

[SethArclight]

Because it was Artemis' time to shine.

What would happen if the centrifugal force of a spinning orange passes the power needed for a monolith to successfully make a machine that can hack into the Matrix and control all programs and applications, creating a time-rift through the Internet and accessed all your files, deleting all relevant data and making a cheesecake sandwich out of bits and bytes of salsa?