Blarzimafia II: Tentacle Wars [Game Over]

[Klippy]

wat that's so inefficient Klips pls

I was doing it as I believed she'd be returning a bell to me as well. :/ So I could keep rotating with her to keep a bell until I found a new person to help me survive.

But as we all know, I usually get ****ed Night Zero in games and I've been attacked since the start, so I may just kill myself unless I know my bell-owners can help me.

 

[jdthebud]

Klippy, I think you should tell us your win condition. You are unaligned so why should we care if you survive?

 

[Klippy]

I win with the survivors, so I'd wager I win with whoever wins the game. I have no intrinsic value or present any threat to any team since I have no further bells or protection.

 

[jdthebud]

okeydoke. We won't lynch you but it's up to whoever has bells to give them back. Although that seems unlikely since it would be a waste of a Night Action... :(

 

[Nakuzami]

Why would you lynch a cat

Lycan bastard

 

[Spectrum]

hay guys wots going on

So uh, does this ring a bell for anyone else?

In a hotel room not far from FathR's lair, one man had settled down for the night to do some Internet browsing. What he discovered change his life however. He did not need tentacles or cats. He did not need Blarzigordian conflicts. There was only one thing he needed in his life. With a cry of glee he yelled out for the world to hear
"BIDOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!"

Sitting at his computer, a foolish fanatic was oblivious to all that was happening around him. He did not care for Blarzigordian struggles anymore, neither did his floating friend. He needed only his one and only.

Why this particular person had been targeted, who knows? However the hivemind was always looking to expand. The man's window exploded as FathR burst in, jamming him with his injector-fingers and filling him with nanobots. It did not take long before one more had joined the hivemind.

 

[Syndrome]

ya dun goofed klippy

 

[gimmepie]

Event​

The rising of the ghosts has given Lord Blarzigord reason to experience fond memories of the previous religious war to bring havoc, beautiful havoc, to the PokeCommunity. It was time once more to dip into his vault of old events to celebrate the joy he felt in the suffering he once caused.

Until the conclusion of this event, you must post in the form of poetry - regardless of how simple or complex. In addition anyone who does not follow this format, or who does not post at all, may face punishment.

 

[jdthebud]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
All hail Lord Blazigord,
Or he'll gut you.

 

[KetsuekiR]

Do we have a suspect?
Is it a "yes" I should expect?
If so, who?
What did they do?

It will be rather hard,
For each of us speaks as a bard.
Please try to not overdo stuff,
But I believe I have said enough.

 

[Candy]

Screw you gimmepie
I will not do poetry
Except this one time

>C

 

[Abby]

Poetry
A simple verse
filled with glory of battles won
No need to rhyme
Blardimafia

 

[Legendary Silke]

I am confused
You are befuddled
We all are the same now
You just have to know

 

[Syndrome]

this is a post
just so that I dont get shafted
by the host

 

[Klippy]

I guess I'm screwed
There's no sense waiting
Killing myself
Is what I'm anticipating

 

[Klippy]

I guess I'm screwed
There's no sense waiting
Killing myself
Is what I'm anticipating

 

[Myriad]

Upon the death of the Modernist,
The moon was seen,
A howl was heard,
A sense of magic filled the air.

Does one not think
This could be a hint?

Some otherworldly creature has graced this earth...
Could this be...
Lycanthropy?

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Cheshire Cat is always silent in this game
I think he's the one I want to maim
Does anyone else think the same?

 

[Nakuzami]

Why are poems a thing again
I'm a ghostly poet I guess
Free verse, *****

 

[esperance]

i have a post, see
to maintain activity
poems are a pain