Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[yaya0]

Granted. You get yelled at every time except one.

I wish the anime would finally show Ash's father, who is not Pikachu or Giovanni.

 

[Arc]

Granted, but Ash's father is wearing a mask.

I wish that my Magikarp's Splash Attack does damage.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Magikarp faints right after.
I wish I had a stuffed Bulbasaur doll.

 

[yaya0]

Granted, but it's filled with dynamite.

I wish that I had a shiny Arceus.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets released.
I wish I had a voltorb that exploded.

 

[yaya0]

It kills you.

I wish for 546 shiny Arceus.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but 540 of them are released.
I wish I had a mask like Crasher Wake.

 

[The Magus]

granted, but the april fools joke turns it into a slowpoke.
I wish this joke would end allready.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you get killed by Slowpokes. (In a month or so.)
I wish I had a Slowking.

 

[yaya0]

It de-volves back into a Slowpoke.

I wish we would stop breeding Skitty and Wailord.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, we now breed Muk and Gardevoir.
I wish I had an Exeggcute for an omelet.

 

[Colbex]

Granted, but you're allergic to the psychic type.

I wish there was more ethnic diversity in PokéMon games!

 

[doeboy9]

Granted but you are no longer able to play them.
I wish Pokemon were real

 

[The Magus]

granted but only Magicarps. and they can't evolve.
I wish they'd reveal Gen. 5 allready.

 

[enzo51]

granted but gen 5 gets abandoned and pokemon ends for good! =))
I wish all the Pokemon Special Scans are out now!

 

[The Magus]

Granted, but they kill you for making them abandon Gen. 5
I wish Specialshipping was canon.

 

[MrGhost]

Granted, but Pokemon Special turns into a romance Manga that is only slightly related to pokemon, and is mostly red and yellow drooling over each other and making out DX

I wish that I could design a pokemon for gen 5 =w=

 

[The Magus]

Granted. Doesn't neccesarily have to be used.
I wish my wishes about wishing about wishes not being corrupted being corrupted would be corrupted.

 

[MrGhost]

Granted, but the all powerful celestial wish granter (jirachi?) got mixed up in reading your post, and instead of granting your wish incorruptibility, he/she/it corrupted it as he/she/it assumed this is what you wished.
Right! And I wish I could do the main character design for fifth gen.

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but there is no fifth generation!

I wish that many fakemon become real pokemon