Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[.hack]

Granted but the makers get no credit.
I wish I wasn't so darn bored.

 

[TheBigMan0706]

granted, oh wait, you're bored again.

I wish pokemon was a live action/animation movie (it's true!)

 

[Calder]

(It is...)

Granted, but it sucks horribly (like it does...)

I wish my wifi would stop crashes when I try to play Pokemon and trade...

 

[MrGhost]

Granted, but all your friend's wifis crash, rendering wifi useless.

I wish that the person below me had explosive diarrhea.

 

[Calder]

Granted but *stomach bubbles* brb... okay granted but...*stomach bubbles*

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!! *stomach bubbles louder*

 

[Seadiga]

Errr...granted, but it now makes your diarrhea a little....worse......waaayyy worse

I wish I could catch a Lugia.....

 

[MrGhost]

Granted, but the Lugia has uncontrollable and very bad case of explosive diarrhea, so whenever you call him out into battle, you and everyone and everything in the 1 mile radius is drenched in the waste portion of the all you can eat Thai food buffet at the annual legendaries banquet.
Okay... let's get off the diarrhea topic...
I wish that I had a LOT of stats increase items for my pokemon~

 

[Seadiga]

Granted, but they fail

I wish that everyone could realise that Dragonites are AWESOME!!!!!

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but they would be on the ubers list and, therefore, be banned from tournimant play

I wish i had the signature of the person above me (mostly the dancing trapinch!)

 

[.hack]

Granted, but the original owner hunts you down and kills you.

I wish I had a remorage on Gpx plus =/

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but remorage is lame now

I wish to know what GPx is (really!)

 

[farage5]

Granted, but by the time you found out, it shuts down.(It stands for Global PokedeX Plus)

I wish Pikachu was yellow!
Ha! It can't be corrupted. Or can it?

 

[Sir Skids Nickelton]

Granted,But You Realize This Is Just A NORMAL Pikachu And Want A Red One Now



I Wish That A Steelix Ate A Graveler And Got Indigestion.

 

[i stoped playing after crystal]

granted ut insted of spiting up the graveler it started to spit up a bunch of geodudes, eventualy the world becomes over populated with said geodudes and they eat all the food, causing mass starvation and every one to die.I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!


i wish this site was more active.

 

[vibratingcat]

granted I'm here!
i wish i could eat a nice miltank beef steak....

 

[MrGhost]

Granted, but whitney cries and refuses to give you your gym badge!

I wish that Red wasn't such a weirdo in HGSS...

 

[farage5]

Granted, but now you're the weirdo.

I wish there was an in-game item called a Purple Coconut!

Granted,But You Realize This Is Just A NORMAL Pikachu And Want A Red One Now.

I can't believe that wish was corrupted

 

[.Fenris]

Granted, but now to get a purple coconut, you need 3 Masterballs.

 

[Seadiga]

Your wish didn't get granted, because there was none. So now the world selfdestructs.

I wish for Magikarp Fish that are dancing upon a dish!

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but the end of the world begins.
I wish for a Farfetch'd.