Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[DarkAlucard]

granted but instead of pokemons they are pokedolls LOL.
I wish that Charizard was Fire/Dragon type...

 

[BleuVII]

Granted, but in an effort to re-balance the game, Game Freak makes Dragons weak to Normal-type. :)

I wish Mr. Mime didn't look like a dork.

 

[jamesofice]

granted, but it's a serial killer instead!

I wish that Blissey's Defense was higher....

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Blisseys are so rare even Pokefreaks don't have them.
I wish for Pokemon icecream.

 

[BleuVII]

Granted, but it tastes like a wet Pikachu

I wish that the daycare allowed you to breed without leveling up your pokemon.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but the daycare people move else where with out tell where.
I wish for a Squirtle shaped stone.

 

[jamesofice]

Granted but it eroded into sand and was scattered by a strong wind across the face of the earth.

I wish that a Magikarp had it's own talk show with a Magikarp defeating an uber every episode.

 

[perfectmonster]

Granted, but the ratings are so low that it is scrapped forever >:]

I wish that I could live in a Pokemon Game :)

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, you get the dead Pikachu I wished for before.
I wish for a Pokemon fossil to be discovered.

 

[BleuVII]

Granted, but fanboys and fangirls form a makeshift "Team Rocket" to steal it and break it in the process.

I wish that people on the GTS would stop asking to trade for a Lvl.100 whatever in exchange for their lvl.13 Rattatas.

 

[jamesofice]

Granted, but they want lvl.99 pokemon instead

I wish pokemon could have a fourth evolution!

 

[KinaWolf24]

Granted, but they want lvl.99 pokemon instead

I wish pokemon could have a fourth evolution!

Granted, but now, their stats go down when the evolve.

I wish that we could see the starters for 5th generation Pokemon White and Pokemon Black, not their silhouettes. :(

 

[DoctorFred]

Granted, but they turn out to look very suckish.

I wish I didn't waste my Master Ball on Articuno...:shocked:

 

[perfectmonster]

Granted, but you use it on a Rattata instead :D

(Oh and by the way, they actually DID turn out to be suckish. Except for the pig :P )

I wish for better Gen V starter Pokemon ! ! !

 

[JakeG]

Granted but it turns out to be the stup[id water one with only one move: FAIL

I wish Arceus would be swapped with Magikarp.

 

[Cyndaquasher]

Granted, but both pokemon can only use splash.

I wish I could be bothered to get one of these new-fandangled HG/SS games that everyone's talking about.

 

[Lord_Sesshoumaru]

granted,,but everybody pushes you around to get a copy of HG/SS...

I wish I didn't threw and break my NDS Lite...!!

 

[NeoRyder]

granted, though you're NDS breaks because I threw it instead.

I wish we could customize our trainer's look in the game...

 

[KinaWolf24]

Granted, but all you can customize it to look like it a Missingno...

I wish the my school didn't block Pokemon stuff :S

 

[BleuVII]

Granted, but they start making you figure out catch/appearance rate algorithms in your math class.

I wish Game Freak would actually listen to some of these wishes.