Anyway, someone on another site I frequent found this documentation page on the Microsoft Office Japan support website: http://office.microsoft.com/ja-jp/support/HA010103000.aspx
SO MANY EMOJI HAVE MERCY.
Those are actually Kaomoji, which is essentially Japanese smileys, and not emojii.I literally think that if the internet had a day were text was banned, everyone would be able to talk a lot easier to each other using Emoji. But good lord is that painful to look at.
If you guys think that was bad, then y'all should have seen Google Chrome on Android back on April Fool's Day, which had the option to translate text into emojii. :P