How would you do this job in Pokémon's world

[Lapis_Laz95]

Social Media Influencer

Cool! I can vlog my adventures out in the ocean and review the best water type moves! (sponsored by Silph Co.)
Oh and don't forget to SMASH that like button and SUBSCRIBE for more Lapras content!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Herbalist

So I'm basically the one vendor in the game that every player interacts with once, goes 'whoops, you're useless!', then only gets spoken to again on said player's next playthrough when they've forgotten what it is I sell... 'Great!'...

 

[ReKoil]

Fairground worker

I'm not sure.. like... am I doing stuff like maintenance or am I more like the one pushing buttons to make rides go or more like someone working in a booth?
Maintenance Glaceon would just bang stuff with his wrench, button pusher glaceon would be like...

Spoiler:

and I could work in a food booth I guess? Specifically ice cream...

Spoiler:

 

[Lavender]

Bodyguard

No one will dare mess with me when I have scald and ice beam! >:]

 

[ReKoil]

Marketing director

Obviously I'd pull the merch for all the other Pokemon and flood the world with more and more eeveelution merch :fufu:

Eeveelutions in all the marketing. Ads. Merch. Commercials. EVERYWHERE =D

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Lecturer

Hello, everyone. Today, I am here to talk about the magic of coffee. Where there is coffee, so is the center of the universe. ...

~ Fan of Coffee Gardevoir ~

 

[ReKoil]

Picture framer

I can just use Ice instead of glass! All I need is wooden frames as the customers will bring the pictures to be framed... "oh Leafeon" =3
Just put it in the fridge overnight so it wont melt =3

 

[Lavender]

Taxi driver
I'll help eevees get to the other side!

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[Lapis_Laz95]

Coastguard

No one will drown on my watch! i'll get Sharpedo's help too to scare off the bad guys!

 

[ReKoil]

School meals supervisor
That's a job? =O

Er... guess I'd just sit back and observe? Maybe give tips on what's good to eat depending on their mood or something? idk.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Tour guide

i could start a cruise!
*clears throat*
To your left is the Alola islands home to 809 different Pokèmon. To your right is the popular PC island most known for its lovely hospitality!

Water type Pokèmon could swim beside me too!

 

[Devalue]

Aircraft engineer

Good question. Needs a good wind tunnel to test aerodynamics. Exceeds what Rotom could output. Turns to Pidgeot, then. Provides enough wind power.

Probably wants an Alakazam too. Should be smart enough to come up with designs. Cannot do any worse than Boeing.

 

[Lavender]

Lawyer

OBJECTION! Spidops did not steal the chocolate, it was in fact a Glaceon named ReKoil!

 

[ReKoil]

Would be awesome if I rolled Judge here...

Jockey

I'm basically Ice Rider Calyrex!

Spoiler:

I can just have it freeze the race track with it's hooves and while the other horses will slips and slide, me and Glastrier will just march to victory :fufu:

 

[Devalue]

Diver

Works with a Lanturn. Illuminates the area. Keeps pesky Water-types at bay. Wants a Floatzel along for safety too. Figured it would be good for speed (both in retrieval and surfacing). Apparently rescues drowning people. Perfect.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Coastguard

Not too bad honestly. While I wouldn't say I have an affinity for Water Types, there are plenty that I like enough to use to help me out with keeping the water safe.

 

[ReKoil]

Builder

Oh I've already done this job.... who do you think made Elsa's Ice Palace
Just a matter of timing ice beams correctly to make buildings!

 

[Lavender]

Art critic

*Looks at mona lisa* 2/10 needs more sparkles :/

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Career Criminal

I would dress in black trench coat and hat and rob banks of their stock of Sweet Hearts, and maintain a shady network of Oran Berry Juice trade, to give them to people in need...
... What do you mean they don't keep Sweet Hearts in banks ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Cook

Hey, I could probably do that! Get myself a team of Gen 5's elemental monkeys, (I always associate them with cooking for some reason, maybe because the Fire one's name is literally Simisear?) maybe a Combee for some fresh honey, a Bisharp sous-chef to keep the rest of them in line... I've got a pretty good taste for food, so I'd probably be pretty happy.