Roast the Pokémon Trainer above

[Orion☆]

He claims to be an expert Bug Catcher yet uses Metapod and Kakuna in his team. You know, the most basic of basic bugs. At least evolve them, or use local Bug-types like Ledian or Ariados!
He didn't deserve the slack he got in Reborn though. It's really hard to imagine him as an abusive older brother. His supposed little sister would have been better off without that familial connection.

Anyway... Proton from Team Rocket?

 

[ReKoil]

Just as forgettable as the other Rocket execs....
... also couldn't afford any better Pokemon, I guess...

Maylene ?

 

[CF1994]

Maylene, you're way too young to be known as a "Barefoot Fighting Genius". Let an 18+ year-old or martial arts mother have that title. We worry too much about your welfare in an era of the internet.

Mallow?

 

[ReKoil]

Why is one of the ingredients in your trial a Revival Herb? Is your cooking so bad we need one mixed in just to not kill whatever eats from it?

Drasna ?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

I'm sorry, you were very polite to me when we had our battle, but I have to ask, any reason why you have Mamoswine tusks growing out your neck?

Courtney of Team Magma?

 

[Orion☆]

SHE'S CREEPY AS HELL. The player character is twelve and yet she makes advances towards them in every game she's in... and in the Pokémon Special manga and Pokémon Generations as well. It's one thing to be quirky, it's quite another to literally be creeping on children when you're a grown-a** adult. She also concocted that revenge plot "on behalf of" Maxie in the Delta Episode... and turns out he didn't even want that to happen. Thank God I played Alpha Sapphire and Matt picked up the Delta Episode-related slack instead, because otherwise I'd be hating her even more.

Battle Chatelaine Morgan?

 

[ReKoil]

wth even is with your hair... did you try to turn it into a drill or something?

Mustard?

 

[PkmnTrainSlate]

Shave your frickin eyebrows dude omfg



Hilbert?

 

[Orion☆]

Same as with Hilda - not cool to leave your mom on read for two years while you go look for your disappeared prince! Also, your hair doesn't even fit in your cap. Either ditch the cap, or trim your hair, ffs.

Giovanni?

 

[ReKoil]

you're the leader of the Poke Mafia.... why are you backing down when beaten in battle by a teenager?
Just hold their mom hostage and blackmail them already!

Skyla?

 

[PkmnTrainSlate]

Have actual battles instead of doing them in your head you stupid bi-


Crasher Wake?

 

[ReKoil]

Go be a Fighting type Gym Leader already... or are you that afraid of confronting Maylene?

Benga?

 

[Orion☆]

Fix your posture! Your daddy grandpa stands up tall and strong - why don't you?

Iono?

 

[ReKoil]

Buy some clothes that actually fit. It's not cute.

Kahili?

 

[Orion☆]

Her head's literally up in the clouds. Maybe that's why she ended up randomly wandering into that cave in Alola in US/UM.

Larry?

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

He's TOO relateable for his own good.

Bertha

 

[Orion☆]

Nice, but kind of... dull compared to her cousin Agatha and her great-grandma Charm, I guess? Then again, all canon Ground-type Trainers are kind of dull.

Brassius?

 

[Adam's IQ]

You know for someone with an appreciation of traditional dance he is way too clumsy... I mean he's burnt his shirt off before you meet him, am I right?

Wikstrom!

*Edit: I am so sorry everyone, I just read the last one on the first page and thought that was what we were going out of. I did not think about checking the other pages.*

 

[ReKoil]

Why are you wearing Armor... shouldn't you be more focused on keeping your Pokemon protected instead? Are you intending on jumping in during the fight to take a hit or something? Just exactly what is you plan here?

Volkner

 

[Sweet Serenity]

That hairstyle was popular in the 80s!

Larry?