Vending Machine

[Gardevoir1]

You get one adult deer

*inserts one baseball cap*

 

[Bug]

You got a pit of quicksand! Better luck next time!

*inserts molten lava*

 

[Sheep]

Out comes a Lava Cookie, and it looks like it tastes delicious!

-throws in 2 tissues and an orange-

 

[Starlight]

You get an orange Christmas hat. Use it wisely.

*inserts a spoonful of cinnamon powder*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a recipe for cinnamon ice cream?! 🤔

*inserts empty box*

 

[Megan]

You get a bunch of nails and screws you can store in your empty box...oh, wait!

*inserts pencil*

 

[StCooler]

You get a Rorscharch test. What does it represent?

*Inserts last week's Pokémon Presents*

 

[Starlight]

You get mild disappointment.

*inserts light saber*

 

[Eleanor]

You get an army of cats who wanna play with said light saber.

*inserts face mask*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a coupon to pimp your masks =o It's gonna be fabulous!
Please x to the z, pimp my ride mask!

*inserts a charger of which I don't remember what device it's for*

 

[Megan]

You get a whip composed of two charger cables.

*inserts Gameboy cartridge of Tetris*

 

[StCooler]

You get a top 1 in Tetris 99, congratulations!

*Inserts old pair of glasses*

 

[ReKoil]

The vending machine spits it back out, transforms into a robot, steps on it and looks at you as if you just insulted it (it's optical sensors are just fine tyvm!). It then goes back to being a vending machine.

*inserts paintbrush*

 

[AMP017]

You get MS paint
*inserts spare dreepy*

 

[Megan]

You get sued for animal cruelty.

*inserts barometer*

 

[ReKoil]

You get some heavy air... take a good whiff!

*inserts wig*

 

[Eleanor]

You get the flashiest, in-your-face rainbow hair wig ever.

*inserts hand sanitizer*

 

[AMP017]

You get sanitized hands
*inserts masterball*

 

[RadEmpoleon]

You get a Pidgey a child who didn't know any better used a master ball on.

*inserts a Sprite can*

 

[Starlight]

Out comes the can, now with forest sprite inside!

*inserts coathanger*